Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Consistently wrong since 2002

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

T R E 4 5 O N

Democrats are back in array!

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

He really is that stupid.

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

Hey hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

The current Supreme Court is a dangerous, rogue court.

Ron DeSantis, the grand wizard, oops, governor of FL.

In my day, never was longer.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

“Joe Biden deserved better than he got from some folks in his own party.”

“The defense has a certain level of trust in defendant that the government does not.”

Elections aren’t won by handwringing, cowering, and/or bashing your own candidates.

This really is a full service blog.

with the Kraken taking a plea, the Cheese stands alone.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

Israel is using food as a weapon of war. Unforgivable.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

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    PsiFighter37

    Rolling Stone had a pretty good article for a drinking game on their website. I think I’m going to pass, mainly because I don’t want to get alcohol poisoning.

    It will, however, be the first time I turn on Fox News in my household willingly. It’s also a damn shame that Jon Stewart is signing off before this clown show starts in earnest.

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    jl

    Cole should clean off a sturdy desk top for his head and have ER number ready in case signs of concussion. I think that is the safest way.

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    Mike in NC

    My wife has turned on the two-hour season premiere of ‘Project Runway’, which I would ordinarily need a bottle of vodka to sit through. Still preferable to the GOP Hunger Games.

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    Keith G

    This may be the first legitimate challenge to my sobriety.

    Why?

    Watch a movie or play with your animals. Life is too short to pay this type of attention to a presidential campaign 700 days before the election.

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    Adam L Silverman

    I made it all of five minutes before I had to turn the TV off. It was either that or rip it off the wall, smack it around like Hulk does with Loki in the first Avengers movie, and then wander off…

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    FlyingToaster

    I’m watching the antenna tv in the dining room, switching between Bones and Foyle’s War.

    I have FoxNoise blocked on the cable systems, along with all of the religious wankery; no way in hell am I going anywhere near the clown short bus.

    Every drinking game I’ve seen ends with a hospital trip; if you’re going to follow these weasels, do it on one of the liveblogs and save your liver/braincells/kidneys.

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    Mnemosyne (tablet)

    My co-worker was tempted to try and watch the debate tonight, but I warned her that she would probably only be able to make it through with a drinking game, and she had 10 years sober last year. So she may tune in for a few minutes but tune back out once the urge to numb the pain gets too strong.

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    ChristianPinko

    All I can say is, I’m very glad tonight I’m trying to give up smoking and not drinking.

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    yodecat

    @raven: ‘Dipshits’ isn’t strong enough.

    I’d suggest something a bit more descriptive: assclowns. Or maybe dickheads. Or mebbe shit-kicking assholes. Though I’m pretty sure none of those assholes spent much time in a cow pasture.

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