I really want to hear a GOPer say "Religion needs to stay out of politics," so secularists everywhere can say, "I KNOW, RIGHT?!?!"
— NonProphetess (@nonprophetess) September 24, 2015
I like the parts of the Pope’s speech that agree with my longstanding policy views. The other parts weren’t as good. Weird coincidence.
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) September 24, 2015
If Pope won't give your hard RW social agenda vocal support, there's an easy solution: Lie your ass off & say he did.
http://t.co/WuJ73y16hL
— Billmon (@billmon1) September 24, 2015
From the Bloomberg Politics article:
… “Pope Francis has been a powerful voice for life at a time when life is profoundly threatened in America,” Cruz said. “Pope Francis has been a powerful voice for marriage at a time when five unelected judges are seeking to tear down marriage laws across this country. And Pope Francis has been a powerful voice for religious liberty at a time when the Obama administration is waging a relentless war against religious liberty.”…
The Texas senator, an outspoken critic of illegal immigration, sounded less moved by Pope Francis’ impassioned call to be compassionate toward people who “travel north in search of a better life,” a reference to the recent wave of undocumented immigrants to the U.S., many of whom have fled violence in Central America.
“When we speak of welcoming immigrants, I believe that should refer to legal immigrants,” said Cruz, who noted that he’s the “son of an immigrant who came from Cuba legally.” He added that “we should celebrate legal immigrants” and “show compassion to people across the globe.”
In his long section on immigration, Pope Francis, a son of Italian immigrants to Argentina, said, “We the people of this continent are not fearful of foreigners, because most of us were once foreigners. I say this to you as the son of immigrants, knowing that so many of you are also descended from immigrants.”…
Waiting for the inevitable outrage that the Pope challenged congress to actually do something resembling a job.
— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) September 24, 2015
1960: "JFK might take orders from the Pope!"
2004: "Kerry won't take orders from the Pope!"
2015: "Obama might take orders from the Pope!"
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) September 23, 2015
OOPS: Pope Francis didn’t mention Jesus Christ even a single time in his speech before Congress. http://t.co/QLSQKVcXgX
— The Federalist (@FDRLST) September 24, 2015
"By the way I still believe in God," said the Pope, noted God person.
"Do you mean Ronald Reagan?" said the federalist, identifying himself.
— Big Sexy Jeb! Lund (@Mobute) September 24, 2015
im still laughing at mike huckabee trying to complain to a jesuit pope on twitter about obama
— there all is aching (@andymoney69) September 24, 2015
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Programming note: The ‘below the fold’ cheat-code commentor Robert Waldmann and Betty Cracker kindly shared isn’t working on this fershluginer machine, at least as far as I can tell. Sorry about that!
Baud
He mentioned Moses. Must be one of those Jewish popes.
Elizabelle
New thread. So much to think about.
Baud
@Elizabelle:
Wacha thinkin?
Jeffro
it’s right up there with wanting to see Reince Priebus lead the charge for getting big money out of politics: “Billionaires and unlimited PAC donations need to stay out of politics”, said Mr. Priebus.
/wish
JPL
Anne, How did you like the speech. I think I’m a tad older than you, but he reminds me of the time where you helped your neighbor, rather than shame them about being different.
Baud
@efgoldman:
All the good contemplative threads are in the middle of the day.
redshirt
This is one groovy Pope.
srv
At least Yglesias has some modicum of self-awareness.
raven
@Elizabelle: I have to drive to the south side of the ATL at 5:30am, I’m out!
Betty Cracker
Slurs of Washington 3, Giants of New York 15. Was there a safety?
gene108
Clearly, Sen. Cruz, the Senate no longer votes to confirm Supreme Court Justices…
Reagan, Bush, Sr., Clinton, Bush, Jr. and Obama just appoints people to the Supreme Court willy-nilly without the Senate getting a vote.
What a fucking moron.
benw
@Betty Cracker: Given what we now know about CTE, a “hard-hitting safety” is an oxymoron.
Betty Cracker
@efgoldman: I’m sorry I missed it! I have a special Safety Dance!
dmsilev
@gene108: No, no, judges who rule the way Ted Cruz likes were properly approved by the Senate, and the ones who don’t rule the way he likes were forced down the throats of the nation by activist Presidents….
…like Ronald “Anthony Kennedy” Reagan.
Morzer
@gene108:
Ted Cruz (would have) voted for the four non-tearing-down elected judges. Well, three elected judges and then there’s Clarence Thomas, the erected judge.
BruceFromOhio
Here’s what I think: the guys in the band Kansas were tripping when they wrote the music for ‘Point of Know Return.’
BruceFromOhio
@Betty Cracker: LOL, then LMAO
Haydnseek
“I have a little list.! He never would be missed!”
Chris
They’ve been doing that for a while. Back when he was first chosen as Pope, I remember an article circulating on Facebook that was actually a (fake) interview of the Pope a few years earlier, in which the man was pretty much verbatim giving the standard neoliberal line (“of course we want to help the poor. Free markets help the poor. Statism is bad.” Etc).
The only problem is this Pope’s making it a lot harder than your typical Catholic authority figure for people to get away with that.
cmorenc
Senior year in high school, in one class I sat behind a sweet, but not to bright classmate who called the Pope the “Poke” – in all sincerity, not being a smart-ass.
dedc79
@efgoldman: It’s not just lousy teams. It’s these thursday night games. When teams are playing on three days rest, the games will be sloppy, no matter who is playing.
Not that the NFL cares about quality.
Betty Cracker
@efgoldman: I thought it was just me and the lame-ass teams I watch, but yeah, noticeably substandard lately all around. I know you have a thing about people complaining about the refs, but the officiating has been suckier too, IMO.
NotMax
Gotta link it.
Lenny Bruce, Christ & Moses.
2liberal
correct spelling is “furshlugginer”
BruceFromOhio
@dedc79:
Slouching towards FIFA, so say we all.
NotMax
Football?
BruceFromOhio
A dandelion by any other name is still a weed.
dedc79
@BruceFromOhio: Phill Simms keeps asking why it’s so quiet at the game. Well, the teams both stink. It’s a thursday night. They knocked down the old stadium that had pretty great acoustics for crowd noise and replaced it with a sterile building designed to maximize box seats. And the Giants and Jets forced all their season ticket holders to shell out thousands of dollars for licenses that give them the right to then pay for season tickets. In the process, they priced a lot of their most loyal, knowledgeable, and loudest fans out of attending games. That’s why it’s so quiet, Phil. Rant over.
srv
This should put an end to the liberal bigotry that the right does not care about the opinions of other religions:
amk
@srv:
louie has escaped from the padded cell again?
Thoughtful Today
Someone flunked Troll School.
Mike in NC
@srv: Both you and Gohmert share the IQ of a baked potato.
Mnemosyne (tablet)
@Baud:
You know, Catholics don’t spend a lot of time name-checking “Jesus Christ” like he’s the guy who’s going to get them past the velvet rope if they just drop his name enough times. I mean, sure, his name comes up in prayers a lot, but we really don’t spend a lot of time talking about our deep, personal relationship with our good friend, Jesus Christ.
Feckin’ Protestants.
Morzer
@Mike in NC:
Seems a bit harsh on the baked potato.
Ruckus
@Mike in NC:
What is the IQ of half a baked potato? And are you sure it isn’t just a bit too high?
chopper
so you’re Jewish now too?
Morzer
@Ruckus:
As our trolls might say: what is the sound of half a baked potato clapping?
scav
@Ruckus: I assumed it was of at best half a baked potato and without any butter or salt.
Morzer
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/sep/24/kanye-west-ben-carson-fan-vanity-fair-interview
Ruckus
@Morzer:
Bet Alton Brown knows.
srv
Angry non-Economist Woman goes on Colbert rants:
Maybe she should get a Trump hat.
@Morzer: Kanye is a probably pretty close to a billionaire. I may not like his music, but he’s a smart guy.
Morzer
@srv:
So, tell us again how you are the bigger half of the potato.
Ruckus
@Morzer:
I was like this is the most brilliant guy
Them must be some good drugs. Really good. One tab for a 2 week trip good. Funny colors and flying good. The one the guy with a loudspeaker tells you if you took some to get your ass to the red cross tent sooner than immediately good.
NotMax
Filing away this recipe for Southern Indian crab curry as a starting point for possible later use, once I decide on how want to tweak it so as not to overwhelm the delicate flavor of the crab and and also conjure up methods and ingredients to make the finished dish look more appetizing than in the pictures.
chopper
@Morzer:
about right.
Svensker
@Betty Cracker:
The Slurs started off the way they are finishing — a blocked punt wanged into their own end zone, Gints got 2 points. Pathetic.
srv
Well, that certainly limits the Cuck’s VP options.
PIGL
@efgoldman: and the reading part is optional. Rarely, if ever, performed.
Morzer
@efgoldman:
Introducing the John G Cole Fall Blog Collection, and first on the catwalk is the R & R blog, modeled here for you today by the legendary Notorious EFG………
Felonius Monk
@Morzer:
About the same as the sound of a half-baked Louie Gohmert farting.
chopper
@srv:
tell that to an adjunct.
NotMax
Brewfest event ongoing in WoW. Need to get some virtual drinking time in. :)
redshirt
@agoodpope
BillinGlendaleCA
@Baud: Well, the first pope was Jewish.
forked tongue
@srv:
Does the use of “cuck” mean you’re just a flat-out White Supremacist or did I miss something somewhere?
Omnes Omnibus
@forked tongue: It is a portmanteau of cuckold and conservative. It is apparently a thing on the right these days. No, I don’t really understand it either.
redshirt
I’ve given up potato, pasta, rice, bread, etc.
And I’m a freaking vegetarian! I’m not even sure anymore what I eat.
Some kind of fungus, I think.
Omnes Omnibus
@redshirt: Truffles are nice.
forked tongue
@Omnes Omnibus: But as I understand it, the idea is that nominal conservatives who don’t hold a strict white-supremacist position are like “cuckolds,” watching their loved ones get raped by the invading hordes of brown and yellow. Am I wrong?
Omnes Omnibus
@forked tongue: See the last sentence of my previous comment.
redshirt
@Omnes Omnibus:
The product is called “Quorn” and I do get a considerable amount of calories from them.
http://www.quorn.com/
Omnes Omnibus
@redshirt: That ain’t truffles.
redshirt
@Omnes Omnibus: It’s a fungus. Same dif.
Omnes Omnibus
@redshirt: Jesus wept.
redshirt
@Omnes Omnibus: Welcome to the future, Dave.
Omnes Omnibus
@redshirt: Dave’s not here, man.
Tissue Thin Pseudonym
@Omnes Omnibus:
What do truffles have to do with cuckolding?
Omnes Omnibus
@Tissue Thin Pseudonym: Wouldn’t you like to know?
Steeplejack (phone)
@forked tongue:
Yes, you’re wrong. Cuckolds are betrayed by their loved ones, which is different from seeing.them raped.
AnotherBruce
@Betty Cracker: I think the New York City football club is disrespecting vertically capable people with their team name.
redshirt
@Steeplejack (phone): Fuck cuckolders.
redshirt
I mean that for real too, since what is a worse sin than someone betraying your bed? Sex is our most basic connection, so to cheat that is to cheat the most basic connection between people. Which means WAR for a lot of folks.
Omnes Omnibus
@redshirt: Go read the Iliad.
redshirt
@Omnes Omnibus:
Go read The Odyssey.
Omnes Omnibus
@redshirt: I have read both. What is your point?
redshirt
@Omnes Omnibus: Me too. What was your point?
Omnes Omnibus
@redshirt: Ummm… The Helen thing in the Iliad? Cuckolding and stuff? Yes?
redshirt
@Omnes Omnibus: Pretty subtle. Could have made the same point maybe with Ulysses at the end of the Odyssey, to find his house and home filled with dudebros looking to hook up with his wife. Who could blame his rage?
Omnes Omnibus
@redshirt: Subtle? The whole point of the Iliad is Paris stealing another man’s wife. And Penelope fended off all her suitors for years. No comparison at all.
redshirt
@Omnes Omnibus: I was referring instead to our conversation, to date.
As for Paris and Helen and Penelope, ultimately, who cares?
Love comes and goes.
Omnes Omnibus
@redshirt: .Well, if we are talking about the Iliad and Odyssey, it matters. If you are trying to talk about something else, do so.
redshirt
@Omnes Omnibus: You told me to go read the Illiad; why?
Omnes Omnibus
@redshirt: Cuckolding and Helen. No?
redshirt
@Omnes Omnibus: Doesn’t seem to be the best primer.
the Conster
@redshirt:
This is the answer to my struggle of how to eat less animal products. I’m down to some fish and poultry, which I don’t want to eat any more. Where did you find quorn?
redshirt
@the Conster: It’s in the frozen section of my grocery store, in the organic section. Look for the section with the fake meat products. Their packaging is orange.