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Ever Get The Feeling You’ve Been Cheated?

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Such a lovely dream…

by Betty Cracker|  January 6, 202611:10 am| 181 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Assholes, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, General Stupidity

Optional musical accompaniment for the post below. The song is about Venezuela only in that the songwriter had a dream set in that country, which she’d never visited. I like it, and the lyrics are relevant in the sense that a (fictional) Venezuelan’s cherished hopes come to naught.

Dashed hopes are relevant here because we’re seeing cope in real time among South Florida U.S. House Republicans who represent the region’s Venezuelan diaspora. Reps. Maria Elvira Salazar, Mario Diaz-Balart and Carlos Gimenez held a press conference in Doral on January 3rd to crow about the Trump administration’s strike on Venezuela and capture of Maduro: (Miami Herald)

“There will be a new world order,” Giménez told reporters gathered outside Díaz-Balart’s office in Doral, the heart of the U.S. Venezuelan community. “It will be a world order that is bounded by and guided by the principles of liberty and democracy, not tyranny, communism and socialism.”

On that day, the three expressed confidence that opposition leader Maria Corina Machado would replace Maduro. Just 48 hours later, they were defending the Trump administration’s decision to work with Maduro’s socialist VP instead: (gift link)

After months of calling Edmundo González — backed by opposition leader María Corina Machado — the legitimate winner of the 2024 Venezuelan elections, South Florida’s congressional Republicans are now defending Trump’s comments that Machado doesn’t have the “respect” to lead Venezuela, and Trump’s plans to collaborate with Nicolás Maduro’s allies after his dramatic capture by the U.S. military…

The timeline for any new elections is still up in the air. Trump did not mention democracy once during a press conference Saturday focused largely on his plans for oil extraction in Maduro’s absence. Speaking to reporters on Air Force 1 Sunday night, he said Venezuela would hold new elections “at the right time.” In an interview with the Miami Herald Sunday, Republican Rep. María Elvira Salazar defended the president’s comments disparaging Machado as lacking the respect to lead Venezuela.

Nothing about these Republican politicians’ pivot is surprising. Falling in line is what Republican politicians and trolls (but I repeat myself) do. We are governed by right-wing trolls on X, and elected content creators and unelected influencers alike executed the same pivot.

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

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— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) January 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM

The question in my mind is how Florida voters will react. As a lifelong observer, it’s hard not to be cynical about it and bitterly expect them to fall into line too.

There’s a push-pull issue here in the sense that Maduro’s overthrow is already giving Republicans who are primarily focused on deporting brown people a new opening. Here’s Ron DeSantis on that:

Even as he invoked the plight of Venezuelan exiles, DeSantis appeared to support the Trump administration’s announcement that Venezuelans previously in the U.S. under Temporary Protected Status (TPS) can “go home to a country that they love,” as opposed to seeking asylum. The governor claimed that “90-something percent” of asylum seekers entering the country were “bogus,” adding that Congress should “really clean that up.” Hundreds of thousands of Venezuelans nationwide lost TPS last year — leaving many of the roughly 230,000 Venezuelans with TPS living in Florida as of March 2025 vulnerable to deportation to a home country still mired in political and economic upheaval.

If there’s a schism among Florida voters, maybe that’s where it will emerge. In addition to DeSantis’s continuing to slander asylum seekers, Stephen Miller still runs the deportation regime, and those 230K Venezuelans will be an attractive target to meet his quotas.

For Miller (and Floridians who hate hearing languages other than English spoken in cities), the rationale will be, “Hey, we overthrew your dictator, so go home and rebuild your shithole country. Next up: Cuba!”

Of course, Trump doesn’t give a rat’s ass about democracy in the U.S., let alone Venezuela. To the extent there is a strategy in Venezuela at all, it seems like a neo-imperialist project to benefit Trump and Trump-aligned oligarchs, like Putin’s setup.

But Trump is hardly the first Republican who harnessed an exile community’s sincere yearning for freedom in their country of origin for personal political gain. The question now is how much of a pretense is the Trump administration is willing to maintain to keep the diaspora community on side.

Judging by Trump’s deranged remarks last weekend, not much. Your guess at how that might affect Florida voter behavior in future elections is as good as mine.

Open thread.

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The Elite Impunity Crisis

by Betty Cracker|  November 14, 202510:33 am| 244 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Politics, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Assholes, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

Commenter Tony Jay said something recently that’s been rattling around in my head ever since. It was in comments under Anne Laurie’s overnight “Excellent Reads” post, which highlighted an Adam Serwer column with the title “Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons & Dragons to Be Racist.”

Sewer’s essay recounted how Musk flipped out when the makers of Dungeons & Dragons acknowledged in a book that some of the game’s original materials contained racist and sexist stereotypes.

The acknowledgement enraged Musk, who threatened to buy the company to impose his own “vision” on it. Because it’s Musk, that’s no idle threat. Recall that a similar snit-fit goaded Musk into shelling out $44B for Twitter and converting it into a Nazi bar. Anyhoo, here’s what TJ said:

Musk: “How much is Hasbro?”

If anyone has a problem understanding the existential threat enormous, unrestrained wealth poses to representative democracy, this quote sums it up quite nicely.

Something out there one vindictive racist choad doesn’t like? They’ll just buy it and break it. Hasbro. Twitter. Elections. The entire country. Doesn’t matter. Their money gives them that power.

So if democracy is to survive, we either take away their money through taxation, or we take away their power through legislation. Otherwise they’ll just break everything that’s not them.

That final paragraph is so true it should be committed to needlepoint.

***

I know people who are fairly wealthy. They have enough money to own more than one house and travel wherever they want and in the style to which they are accustomed. They have enough money that they don’t worry about paying the bills or economic downturns. They don’t have to fret about their children’s prospects because there’s plenty of money to go around.

Some of the wealthy people I know are selfish and thoughtless assholes, and others are kind and generous. The distribution of these qualities among the wealthy people I know seems roughly equivalent to the patterns I see among middle class and lower income folks.

I think the super rich are in a class by themselves. In this society, having hundreds of millions or billions of dollars confers super-powers that seem to turn people into amoral monsters at a higher than average rate. And worse, it gives those monsters the means to act on every depraved impulse that pops into their heads.

A familiar example of what it costs when monsters are allowed to rampage: a recent New Yorker article notes that the Musk-driven (and Trump-enabled) dismantling of USAID has already cost an estimated 600,000 lives, two-thirds of them children.

Think of that — a guy who dismantled an agency and indirectly killed 400,000 kids isn’t rocking in a corner, catatonic with self-loathing and wracked by existential guilt. He’s furious that a game maker made the absolutely anodyne observation that 1970s-era game materials contained racist and sexist stereotypes.

***

The Epstein scandal also highlights the cost of what Bluesky poster Ed Burmila called the crisis of elite impunity, which extends beyond the super rich but swirls around them like moths to a flame.

The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.

Some of these people are lawyers; the rest are intimately (phrasing) familiar with courtrooms and lawyers in their professional lives. They didn’t put this stuff in writing because they’re naive or ignorant; they did it because they have no fear of consequences. None at all.

If the files ever come out, I have no difficulty imagining they will contain some names that surprise us and some that don’t. The point is, a class of people believe they move among their fellow citizens as men among ants, and most humans don’t feel the least bit guilty for stepping on a few insects.

Of course, it’s not just vast wealth that turns people into monsters capable of murder and abuse at scale. Ideological mass movements have been the driving factor in the slaughter of millions. So has religion.

But right here, right now, unimaginably huge piles of cash concentrated in the hands of too few has conferred too much power on that relatively small and elite group. Theoretically at least, that’s something we can collectively address, and we must.

Open thread.

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Sunday Afternoon Open Thread: Goldbricking NFTs

by Anne Laurie|  November 21, 20213:06 pm| 126 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Excellent Links, Open Threads, Tech News and Issues, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

Just moved 3 cans of Peace Iced Tea from the top to the middle rack in my fridge. I sold $2.99 worth of beverages today. Never stop grinding

— Baseball Boy #1 (@LizRummy) October 14, 2021

But it’s not just self-delusion (or money laundering) — there’s also scamming the (other) marks! Best explanation of this I’ve seen so far:

How to scam people with NTFS and how the IRS is going to ruin it: a beginners guide

— foone (@Foone) November 8, 2021

Extracts from the longer thread:

Step 1: you draw or have an algorithm create 100 images. You pay to have these coolminted into NTFS. They are, of course, not very valuable and you’d be unlikely to make money selling them. What a shame.

Step 2: you take out a loan and go to Bob. You say “Can you buy this NTFS for me? You don’t need to pay for it, I’m gonna hand you 5100$ and you just turn it into ethernet points and buy it. It’s worth 5000$ so I’ll let you keep the extra 100$”

Bob, of course, agrees.

So Bob buys your NTFS and you get 5000$ back (minus some overhead) , which you turn back into cash, which is of course outside of the EthernetPoints ecosystem.

You now go to Alice, and make her the same offer, but on a different NTFS in your batch. You up it to 6000$ this time. She buys it, you get the money, and all that was lost was some overhead fees and some payment to Alice to do this.

So after doing this for a while, you approach Mark and say “hey look, I’m making these NTFS things and I’ve only got one left. If you look at how much they’ve sold for, it’s 5000-10000$, and prices are going up. You can resell them anytime to get your money back.”

But for you, I’ll give you a discount. You can have this mspaint squiggle for only 4000$. A bargain!

Mark isn’t sure. This doesn’t look like something that’s valuable.

But you can point mark at the transaction history, perfectly preserved in the borkchan: you NTFSes have sold for 5000$ each, 10000$ each, resold for even more!

You’ve got a “market cap” of 5 million dollars!

Because what the borkchan doesn’t know (and can’t know) , is that you used the same money over and over again to purchase EthernetPoints, transfer it around, then cash it back out…

This is an old type of scam, usually called a “gold brick scam”, where the mark is sold something they think is valuable, but turns out not to be. Often you have someone pretending to be an expert, who helps convince the mark that it’s valuable…

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Coronacation – The New Normal

by ruemara|  March 29, 20206:39 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, All Too Normal, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

Hola, shelter in placers doing their civic duty and you folks out there on the frontlines, risking your health because we’ve got a malevolent mango at the helm of the ship of state.  From clerks to postalworkers to medical staff, you’re the real MVPs and I appreciate you. I’ve been busy getting trained up for my job, which has gone to waste because I’m now on-call. But you gotta make the best of things. No gym, no in office hours, so outside it has been. Happy to not see folks around. Here’s a few shots from the camera training intensive I used my week off on.

farmland panorama
The restful farm nearby
Local wildlife preserve, the quiet railways and my toy for camera practice

I have no real illusions about this time. I’m fairly lucky, I’m in a small town, my employer is not a science denier and I’ve made my health a priority since I fit the bill of at risk. More than likely, I’ll ride out the next few months with minimal issues. Others, too many others won’t. So, do the best you can to protect yourself and your family, then help others, then enjoy each moment as much as possible. It’s actually a luxury many don’t get.

Stay blessed and support each other. I have a long form post knocking around my brain, but I’m writing for a lot of different things with a goal of being stable & housed by 2022 Kwan Yin willing. In the mean time, here’s some shots of Odo & Hime feeling very pleased all the humans are home and available now.

Smug cat queen
Himesama, contemplating her place in the world (on top of mom).
adoring drooling cat
Supervisor Odoroki, failing to preserve social distancing if it means laps.

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Wheels Keep Turning

by ruemara|  March 1, 20202:36 am| 55 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Open Threads, Daydream Believers, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

I’m enjoying the heck out of the Biden win in SC. Based on current reporting, it seems to piss on a bunch of narratives. Like, “young black voters are VT Jesus’ base”. Nope, Joe won those. And, “turnout will be boosted because Bern is in the race”. Doesn’t seem to be happening in this reality. 

To me though, it’s amazing that Warren is not at least the close second. It makes no sense. She’s got the right combo of smarts with policies that means she’d be effective. Yet, no.  It’d be great if we dealt with misogyny & misogynoir on the left. Plus understood that pundits no longer report – they infect the left with doubt and elevate the loudest yet least effective voices in the room. Volume is not effectiveness. I am not a Warren supporter, for full disclosure. But I’m also not going to ignore a big, nasty elephant in the room.  We’re supposed to be better, more reasonable. Yet here we are. I won’t even remotely antagonize a Warren supporter for the disappointment they may feel right now. But I will say, there’s 1900+ delegates to be earned. We don’t know who will get them yet. Support who you think meets the criteria. Support the nom in the general. And get those downballot races worked out too. That’s where the real power is hiding. In honor of women running for office, here’s some  music to regroup to. There’s still a ton of delegates out there. Open thread for night owls. I’m going to try to get some sleep or something like it.

 

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Repub Venality Open Thread: It’s Not Even “Quality” BS, These Days

by Anne Laurie|  January 7, 202012:43 am| 13 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

This is a U.S. Congressman sharing a faked photo of Obama. Not a mystery why this guy's own family doesn't like him. (h/t @KFILE ) https://t.co/S6A2mhhsYX

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) January 6, 2020

When the highest-ranked elected official they can find to feed the right-wing puke funnel is someone “whose history of inflammatory social media posts has made him Internet infamous”… well, I guess the GOP Galaxy Brains are busy looking for reasons not to replace the Oval Office Occupant…

U.S. congressman sharing a fake photo. This photoshopped from Obama meeting India's prime minister. https://t.co/7UMjyPwFDQ pic.twitter.com/ckRZx3ktok

— andrew kaczynski? (@KFILE) January 6, 2020

99% of engagement with the fake Obama-Rouhani photoshop will be with people debunking it. 0% of the people who believe it will ever see those debunking efforts.

— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) January 6, 2020

Here are some undoctored images you can use instead of spreading the fake one of Obama and Rouhani. pic.twitter.com/gQPc8JHRMG

— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) January 6, 2020

ETA:
Four out of ten Repubs are lying (at least to themselves)…

Nearly 4-in-10 Republicans day they were familiar with Soleimani before his death; that group also overwhelmingly thinks the strike that killed him was carefully planned. https://t.co/Cs2hd1gIWb pic.twitter.com/EMG6uR1tTc

— Philip Bump (@pbump) January 7, 2020

pic.twitter.com/WIywqcBgjD

— ForeverBlue??? (@absolutelyenuff) January 7, 2020

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BREAKING: Impeachment Vote Postponed Till Morning

by Anne Laurie|  December 13, 201912:04 am| 60 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

BREAKING: House Judiciary panel pushes vote on articles of impeachment against President Trump to Friday. Follow our full coverage. https://t.co/I5t8PCsUD4

— The Associated Press (@AP) December 13, 2019

Abruptly?

Should Nadler have spoken more slowly? https://t.co/c5AMKHHHjO

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) December 13, 2019

BROKEN: The entire Republican Party…

This pretty much sums it up. pic.twitter.com/Z7VIdf4QYA

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) December 13, 2019

Collins is mad that, after a 14-hour day, they have to nap for 10 hours before voting. This performative outrage comes complete with arm flapping and vein popping, but bear in mind that he had previously scheduled this tantrum for 11:30 p.m. and it needed to be about something.

— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) December 13, 2019

Louie Gohmert is crying… literally crying pic.twitter.com/6cWZ1CMiM1

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) December 12, 2019

He’s annoyed because it takes away their “dark of night” vote

— Lisa Dudczyk (@Lisaonthebeach) December 13, 2019

After days of the Republicans on the committee engaging a whole variety of dilatory tactics, pranks, delays, bullshit show votes, grotesque contortions of the truth, stompy-foot temper tantrums, and spittle-flecked ranting, NOW Doug Collins demands the majority play by the rules.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) December 13, 2019

Let’s draw this out all night they said. That will own the libs they said. pic.twitter.com/5kTivBlMmt

— Schooley (@Rschooley) December 13, 2019

Just hysterical that they had their Fox and Friends “middle of the night” speech all read to go and they have to be back at work instead.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) December 13, 2019

Definitely complain that you have to work on a Friday guys. That’s the blue jeans and beer stuff.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) December 13, 2019

For once, I have to whole-heartedly agree with a Never Trumper.

For those of you who think impeachment should have waited, imagine three more months of hearings like this one. Every day. The Republicans were never going to do their duty to the Constitution, and would have turned every moment into a massive shitshow until we were worn out.

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) December 13, 2019

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