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Friday Recipe Exchange: Spring Whiplash

by TaMara|  April 15, 20169:08 pm| 24 Comments

This post is in: Cooking, Recipes

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This was my favorite photo from JeffreyW this week. That’s Homer (remember him?) doing his best Egyptian statue imitation.

We are having a week of weather whiplash, so the recipes this week reflect that. Some for those 75 degree days and some for the upcoming wet and wild weekend. Friday recipes from the blog:

Two soups make the cut tonight.

Chicken Alfredo Tortellini Soup (recipe here), easy to put together and pair with a nice Antipasto Salad (recipe here) for a quick dinner or great for a lunch treat.

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French Onion Soup popped up on my radar several times over the past few weeks. So now I want some. It’s almost sweet onion time (Vidalia, April-May, followed by Walla Walla Sweets – June) and I think they make the best onion soups. JeffreyW’s mouth-watering photo above is only the beginning – entire slideshow and recipe are here.

Lace Cookies2b

Turkey Cutlets and Lace Cookies were on the dinner menu this week. Full menu, recipes and shopping list are here.

What’s on your menu for the weekend? Cooking for summer, spring or winter in your area?

BLT Salad

Tonight’s featured recipe has been one of my favorite salads lately. Especially when the temps were close to 80 degrees.

Confession. I hate avocados. And guacamole leaves me cold. My friends love going to Mexican restaurants with me, I get my guacamole and sour cream on the side, then pass them on to my table-mates. But the avocado dressing for this salad, I can’t get enough. Go figure.

BLT Salad with Avocado Buttermilk Dressing
This recipe serves 2

Salad

  • 4 strips thick cut bacon (or substitute turkey bacon)
  • 2 hearts of Romaine lettuce, shredded
  • 4 to 6 cherry tomatoes, halved
  • 1 avocado, peeled and cubed*
  • cilantro leaves for garnish (optional)

Dressing

  • 1 avocado
  • buttermilk or ranch dressing**
  • limejuice
  • salt & pepper to taste

skillet, bowl, serving bowls

Dressing: halve avocado, remove pit and scoop flesh into bowl, add an equal amount of buttermilk dressing, limejuice to taste (I used about 1 tsp) and mix until smooth. Salt and pepper to taste. Set aside

Add bacon to skillet and cook on medium heat until crisp. Remove to paper towel to cool and drain. Slice into 1/2 inch pieces.

While the bacon is cooking, prep the salad fixings. Toss with cooled bacon pieces. Add to serving bowls, top with dressing and garnish with cilantro leaves.

*the easiest way to cube an avocado is to halve it, remove the pit and then score it into cubes. Run a sharp knife around the edge of the avocado, then turn the skin inside out and the cubes pop out.

**If you don’t like buttermilk or ranch dressing, you can substitute sour cream and 1 tsp crushed garlic for the dressing.

That’s it for this week. Have a great weekend…I’ll let you know if it’s two feet of snow or just rain for us – TaMara

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24Comments

  1. 1.

    Baud

    April 15, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    When did you add HFG to your nym? What does it mean? High fructose girl?

  2. 2.

    schrodinger's cat

    April 15, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    @Baud: Hillary Fan Girl?

  3. 3.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    April 15, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    It must be in the warm end of the whiplash given Homer’s pose.

    Thank you for all the recipes you post! BLT salad looks amazing. I kinda like Pioneer Woman’s ranch dressing recipe.
    Thanks for the avocado cubing tip – where wer you 10 years ago when I had to figure it out? I just use a melon scoop and have avocado rounds if I’m having a “droppy day” where the my fingtertip sensory quality makes using knives too much of an adventure.

    Bixby is well, and sedate as usual, I hope. LOL.

  4. 4.

    Baud

    April 15, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Now I’m upset.

    No BFGs on Balloon Juice?

  5. 5.

    schrodinger's cat

    April 15, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    @Baud: We are all BFGs, now and evermore.

  6. 6.

    Baud

    April 15, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: ?

  7. 7.

    Gin & Tonic

    April 15, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @Baud: We’re all Baud Fan Girls. Even the dudes.

  8. 8.

    Gin & Tonic

    April 15, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    I’m too slow, I see.

  9. 9.

    NotMax

    April 15, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    Red wine in onion soup? Quelle horreur.

    Dry sherry or bust.

    Spoiled because we get the very, very slightly sweet Maui onions year ’round. Primo ingredient for onion soup.

    @Baud

    Home Food Goddess?

  10. 10.

    schrodinger's cat

    April 15, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    I lubs me some Homer kitteh! but please I hope he is not, what’s 4 dinner. Kittehs are friends not food.

  11. 11.

    TaMara (HFG)

    April 15, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    @NotMax: So close…Honorary Food Goddess because that’s what Anne Laurie used to call me when she posted the recipes. BHF was a long time ago and another lifetime, so time to let it go. ;-)

  12. 12.

    Baud

    April 15, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @NotMax: That makes too much sense.

  13. 13.

    debbie

    April 15, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    I love avocados. That dressing sounds Green Goddess-ish. Yum!

  14. 14.

    Punchy

    April 15, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    I have a keg in my car for the first time since college. A LONG time ago. I feel much less excited about this than I would have the last time it happened…

    Oldness sucks

  15. 15.

    TaMara (HFG)

    April 15, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Bixby is snoring away on the couch at the moment. The life, ya know.

  16. 16.

    Adam L Silverman

    April 15, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    That salad recipe is kosher for Passover, right?

  17. 17.

    Morzer

    April 15, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    Homer (remember him?) doing his best Egyptian statue imitation

    Dagnabbit, even the cats are guilty of cultural appropriation these days. Trans-species cultural appropriation too!

    I blame Oberniebama.

  18. 18.

    Adam L Silverman

    April 15, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    @debbie: I have an avocado vinaigrette recipe I can post for you some time.

  19. 19.

    geg6

    April 15, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    @NotMax:

    Agreed. Dry sherry or no soup for you!

  20. 20.

    debbie

    April 15, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Yes, please!

  21. 21.

    Adam L Silverman

    April 15, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    @debbie: I’ve got to get through a project I’m working on, and then I have a day trip for someone’s retirement on Tuesday, but I’ll hook you up towards the end of the week.

  22. 22.

    khead

    April 15, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    The food looks great. So does Homer.

  23. 23.

    debbie

    April 16, 2016 at 8:16 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    No rush, Adam. There will always be another salad to dress.

  24. 24.

    WaterGirl

    April 16, 2016 at 9:32 am

    @Adam L Silverman: Second the yes, please for the avocado vinaigrette! I don’t do creamy dressings.

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