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Early Afternoon Open Thread

by John Cole|  September 6, 201612:31 pm| 293 Comments

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Sometimes, when I see Steve lying around in the house, I take on a female Cockney accent and harass the fat bastard:

fatbastard

‘Re ya gona doo somefing wiv yahhr life, ya fat bastard? ‘Re yew gona lay about da ‘hous all day?

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  1. 1.

    Jane2

    September 6, 2016 at 12:32 pm

    Yes, mate. Now bugger off.

  2. 2.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 12:33 pm

    Trump is ahead by 2 in the latest CNN poll. Historically, the candidate who leads after Labor Day goes on to win the election.

    Hillary Clinton is going to go down as the worst presidential candidate at least since McGovern if not longer than that. For her to be losing to someone who is so manifestly unfit for the presidency is really amazing.

  3. 3.

    Ejoiner

    September 6, 2016 at 12:33 pm

    Just spent the weekend moving my daughter into her apartment for a semester in Washington as a paid intern – she lives one block from the Supreme Court building and will be in the middle of the action this fall. I’m very excited for her and I promise to let you guys in on all the scoop she delivers! :)

  4. 4.

    JPL

    September 6, 2016 at 12:35 pm

    Priorities USA has a new ad targeting Trump. It’s a TV ad. I love war

    Do you think it’s effective.

  5. 5.

    Pogonip

    September 6, 2016 at 12:37 pm

    I’d go with option 2.

    He IS fat. Don’t forget to ask the vet to test him for diabetes when you take him for checkups.

    And I hope you apologized to Thurston for your unseemly behavior.

  6. 6.

    Origuy

    September 6, 2016 at 12:37 pm

    Plugging my friend Catherine’s new album. ¡Fandango Bragh! is a fusion of traditional music from Ireland and Mexico, featuring some of the top musicians in the SF Bay Area from both genres. It’s available for download at Bandcamp. Physical CDs are forthcoming.

  7. 7.

    Pogonip

    September 6, 2016 at 12:39 pm

    @NR: 2 points can be a sampling error; don’t get excited just yet!

  8. 8.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    September 6, 2016 at 12:40 pm

    “Slag off, ya clumsy ape! Dinna ya have a porch or such ta fall through?! And fetch me a treat, for all’s holy!”

  9. 9.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 6, 2016 at 12:41 pm

    @NR: Please list the 2012 Obama states which you expect Trump to flip.

  10. 10.

    Emerald

    September 6, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    CNN expecting an entirely white electorate then?

  11. 11.

    Patricia Kayden

    September 6, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    @Emerald: And an entirely stupid and racist electorate.

  12. 12.

    lurker dean

    September 6, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    david brooks is angering me this morning. only a privileged asshole would consider 20 million receiving medical coverage as not that big a deal. what an asshole.

  13. 13.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 6, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    Are you Hyacinth Bucket’s sister?

  14. 14.

    JPL

    September 6, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    @Ejoiner: How exciting for your daughter, and that will look great on her resume.

  15. 15.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    Reminds me of when I was working at Crown Books with a girl my age from Belfast. One time, I drove her home after our shift and we found her boyfriend still laying on the sofa bed watching TV at about four o’clock in the afternoon.

    The very first words out of her mouth were, “Connor, you lazy bastard!” I couldn’t stop laughing, and he was a little embarrassed.

  16. 16.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: The blue wall is a myth. Nate Silver wrote an article about this. If Trump wins the popular vote he will also win the electoral college. Digging into the weeds about individual states is totally missing the point.

  17. 17.

    West of the Rockies (been a while)

    September 6, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Please proceed, knucklehead. And by all means, come back after the election once HRC is your first female president to explain how you got it wrong.

  18. 18.

    shell

    September 6, 2016 at 12:53 pm

    Trump is ahead by 2 in the latest CNN poll

    Wow, CNN touting their own internal CNN poll! Pardon me i f Im a wee bit skeptical. Theyre just too anxious to keep the horse-race going.

  19. 19.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    @NR:

    When did the Electoral College get abolished? I missed that news.

  20. 20.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    @Emerald: Their poll was weighted to match the census for demographic data.

  21. 21.

    Rob in CT

    September 6, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    @NR:

    Hi there, Stillwell Angel.

  22. 22.

    Miki

    September 6, 2016 at 12:55 pm

    Heh. Harass one of these critters.

  23. 23.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 12:55 pm

    @Mnemosyne: There is no blue wall. Read for yourself.

  24. 24.

    Amir Khalid

    September 6, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    @NR:
    Remember, George McGovern lost by a landslide. If Hillary loses the national vote count to Trump, and that’s a very big if, the current polling suggests it will be a much narrower win for him. In any event, the Presidential election is 50 state races, rather than a single national one. Gin & Tonic is right about the state-by-state race. Trump remains at serious risk of losing Republican stronghold states that he needs to win, and Hillary remains the likelier to win.

  25. 25.

    piratedan

    September 6, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    @West of the Rockies (been a while): think u meant NR… who was MIA until we finally get one lone CNN poll that shows Trump ahead.

  26. 26.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    @Emerald:

    Pretty much. Most of the polls seem to be assuming that the Obama coalition will not turn out for Hillary and the electorate will look more like a midterm than a presidential election year.

    This is, of course, a racist assumption on their part that Black folks only voted for Obama because he was the same race that they are, but anyway …

  27. 27.

    David Fud

    September 6, 2016 at 12:58 pm

    Nice to know we can always refer to Sam Wang when any one particular poll comes out, and ignore the noise. http://election.princeton.edu/

  28. 28.

    chopper

    September 6, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    @NR:

    second verse/same as the first

  29. 29.

    Librarian

    September 6, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    And right on cue, just like Betty said, here’s our old friend NR with his predictions of doom.

  30. 30.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    @NR:

    Can you find me a story that’s not from May of 2015? Maybe something with current polls to support Nate’s hypothesis that he developed before the primaries started? KTHXBAI.

  31. 31.

    scav

    September 6, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    I’m rather entirely expecting NR and ilk to reappear on late Nov 8 and early on the 9th shouting that the election results should be overturned because of a single polling result on right after Labor Day. Besides, without having won each and every poll since, oh, late 2014 will be proof, absolute proof! that Clinton doesn’t have a mandate, no matter the popular vote or electoral college results.

    Even their wholecloth lies are beginning to fray, ravel and show signs of overuse from being so constantly waved.

  32. 32.

    David Fud

    September 6, 2016 at 1:00 pm

    OK, moderated for the link to Sam Wang. Nice to know we can always refer to Sam Wang when any one particular poll comes out, and ignore the noise. election dot princeton dot edu.

  33. 33.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 1:01 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    Trump remains at serious risk of losing Republican stronghold states that he needs to win,

    It’s doubtful that this is true anymore in light of Trump having a national lead. Don’t assume that just because a state hasn’t been polled recently that the polls haven’t shifted there too.

  34. 34.

    Cermet

    September 6, 2016 at 1:01 pm

    @NR: LOL; sure, keep buying that so-called tobacco from that seedy teen on your nearest street corner. As for their poll meaning more than any other poll, LOLOLOLOLOL.

  35. 35.

    Mike E

    September 6, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    Stop me if you’ve heard this one:
    NR, srv and shomi walk into a blog…

  36. 36.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Can you find me a story that’s not from May of 2015?

    He’s talking about historical data. That hasn’t changed in the last year.

    How about you give me an example of a candidate losing the popular vote by more than 1% and still winning the electoral college? Got any from the 20th or 21st centuries?

  37. 37.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    @NR:

    So, just to be clear, you are 100 percent convinced that Hillary is going to lose 10 states: Nevada, Colorado, Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Virginia, and Florida. And you’re basing this belief on an article written over a year ago that says it hypothetically would be really bad if those states flipped to Trump.

  38. 38.

    skyweaver

    September 6, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    Steve appears unimpressed with your efforts. I bet your house is quite an entertaining place to be, John.

  39. 39.

    Gindy51

    September 6, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    @NR: Not all white people vote the same.

  40. 40.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    @NR:

    I read the article. He’s saying that, historically, there’s no such thing as a safe state. Historically, California was a solid Republican state.

    However, if you think that actually means that there’s a 50/50 chance that California will go for Trump this year because historically they were a Republican state, you’re even stupider than I thought.

  41. 41.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 6, 2016 at 1:11 pm

    @NR: Which states does Trump flip? Be specific.

  42. 42.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    However, if you think that actually means that there’s a 50/50 chance that California will go for Trump this year because historically they were a Republican state, you’re even stupider than I thought.

    Nice strawman.

    If you think making the argument that the popular vote and the electoral vote are going to match, as they’ve done in nearly every election in the nation’s history, is the same as saying “OMG Trump is going to win California!!!!!#@!!!” then you’re even stupider than the inaccurate version of me your fevered imagination has conjured up.

  43. 43.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    @NR:

    I listed the same 10 states that Nate did. Please tell us which of those states Trump is currently polling ahead in

  44. 44.

    Ampersand

    September 6, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    I’m not going to panic because of one poll. I will say this, though: thus far, I’m not impressed with Hillary’s campaign. I question the wisdom of just assuming that we’ve got the usual swing states, and pouring money into long-shot states. I also question the whole “play it conservatively and wait for Trump to blatantly screw up” strategy…because, when his screwups are just bad, and not blatant, nobody seems to care. Hillary seems to think that she can just show up, say who she is, point out how ridiculous Trump is, and win. In a sane universe, that plan would work just fine. In the universe we actually inhabit, though, she needs to make more of a case for herself.

    But, Labor Day has come and gone, so maybe she’ll step things up. She has a ton of money in the war-chest, and she should have high-profile surrogates (Obama, Warren, Bernie, Kaine) out making the case for her. I look forward to seeing how she handles this new phase of the campaign.

  45. 45.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 1:16 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Obama beat Romney by 4 points in the popular vote. If Trump wins by 2, that’s a 6 point swing. The following Obama states were decided by less than 6 points in 2012: Florida, Ohio, Virginia, Colorado, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, and Iowa.

    All those states flipping means President Trump, by the way.

  46. 46.

    Mike E

    September 6, 2016 at 1:16 pm

    you’re even stupider than the inaccurate version of me your fevered imagination has conjured up

    Ladies and gentlemen, Doug J!

  47. 47.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 1:17 pm

    @Ampersand:

    Hillary is currently polling within the margin of error because white voters are pissed that she called Trump out for his white supremacist ties.

    Period.

  48. 48.

    West of the Rockies (been a while)

    September 6, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    @piratedan:

    I very definitely was addressing NR; I was piggybacking on G&T’s comment. But thanks for any potential clarification.

  49. 49.

    Betty Cracker

    September 6, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    @NR: And like an inadequately plunged turd, NR arises from the sewer pipe, just as foretold in prophesy this very morning! You sound very convinced Secretary Clinton will lose. My offer of a wager to benefit a worthy charity of your/my choice still stands!

  50. 50.

    scav

    September 6, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    Historically, Hillary is going to lose because never, never in the entire history of these U-nited States has a woman ever been elected. Not going to happen. Next thing, people will be making all kinds of crazy predictions about black men winning elections. I mean. History is inevitably destiny.

  51. 51.

    hueyplong

    September 6, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    He cites Nate Silver but forgets to mention that Silver has Clinton at a 68.2% chance to win today, a date that appears to be post-Labor Day.

  52. 52.

    Humdog

    September 6, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    NotRight chimes up after one poll weighted toward white working class votes gives Trump a lead inside the margin of error. All the other polls, all state polls are now meaningless! Until he mentioned it, I had no idea Hillary wasn’t universally loved. Thanks for the breaking news, dipshit.

  53. 53.

    Mike in NC

    September 6, 2016 at 1:22 pm

    Don’t feed the trolls.

  54. 54.

    Eljai

    September 6, 2016 at 1:23 pm

    My buzz will not be harshed today. I am one with the floofy kitteh.

  55. 55.

    Humdog

    September 6, 2016 at 1:24 pm

    @Betty Cracker: dammit, Betty, why can’t you use your prophecy powers for something useful, you know. Like winning lottery numbers or keeping your critters from tearing up paws or playing with snakes. What a waste of talent, foreseeing trolls coming out from their bridges.

  56. 56.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    @NR:

    And the current polls in those 6 states show … ?

  57. 57.

    Miss Bianca

    September 6, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    Lefty Kitty caught a mouse! Good kitties, earning their keep! (sorry, Steve. I’m sure you’re a magnificent fat bastard predator).

  58. 58.

    gwangung

    September 6, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    @Pogonip: Crosstabs show that they somewhat over-sampled Republicans.

  59. 59.

    Miss Bianca

    September 6, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    And like an inadequately plunged turd, NR arises from the sewer pipe,

    Betty C, this simile made me spit-take my coffee early this morning, and it was almost as deadly now!

  60. 60.

    Pogonip

    September 6, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    @Eljai: You mean the fat cat?

  61. 61.

    gwangung

    September 6, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    @NR: This statement is one of the stupidest I’ve ever seen, if meant seriously.

    Ergo, you’re just trolling.

  62. 62.

    Miss Bianca

    September 6, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    So, just to be clear, you are 100 percent convinced that Hillary is going to lose 10 states: Nevada, Colorado, Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Virginia, and Florida. And you’re basing this belief on an article written over a year ago that says it hypothetically would be really bad if those states flipped to Trump.

    “Say what you like about NR-ism, man, at least it’s a methodology! “

  63. 63.

    Patricia Kayden

    September 6, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    What’s going on in North Dakota with the pipeline protests is infuriating. Sam Seder of the Majority Report just showed a video of dogs attacking protesters.

  64. 64.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 6, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    @NR: If Trump wins by 2,

    and if your daddy had ever remembered your birthday, just once……

  65. 65.

    Ampersand

    September 6, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    I think that’s a huge part of it, yeah…but I don’t think it’s the whole thing. There are those on the left who don’t like Clinton-style triangulation. And, as ridiculous as it is, personality plays a part in all this, and some people don’t like Hillary’s personality. Some of that is misogyny, but some of it is…well, the Clintons are sort of awkwardly defensive, I guess you’d say. Given what they’ve been through, I can’t blame them. But they haven’t exactly been helping themselves, either.

    I may have mentioned this before, but, I’m part of a small volunteer group–some of us are close friends, and some of us are casual friends/acquaintances. In ’08, all but one of us voted for Obama. In ’12, most of us voted for Obama, a few Mormons voted for Romney, and one person went libertarian. This time, I’m the only person who’s currently planning to vote for Hillary, the others are either not voting, voting third party (Johnson or Stein), and two are actually voting Trump. I think that one or two others will vote for Hillary…but they aren’t exactly enthusiastic about it. One told me that she’d only vote for her because she wants her grade-school-age daughter to grow up in a country where a woman is President. “I always wanted to put a woman in the White House, but I didn’t want it to be her…”

  66. 66.

    Eljai

    September 6, 2016 at 1:33 pm

    @Pogonip: I prefer the term “Rubenesque”

  67. 67.

    amk

    September 6, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    Many idiot trolls have been shitcanned. Why the special affection for nr?

  68. 68.

    liberal

    September 6, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    @Ampersand:

    In the universe we actually inhabit, though, she needs to make more of a case for herself.

    Exactly. As I’ve said before, her campaign is reminiscent of that Onion article where John Kerry’s entire campaign is that…he’s not George Bush.

  69. 69.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 1:36 pm

    @Ampersand:

    Can I guess that your group is all white?

  70. 70.

    bystander

    September 6, 2016 at 1:36 pm

    I know many people have spoken about how horrible 2016 has been. But I would point out that both Scalia and Schlafly are gone, and Greta Van Susteren is out of a job. Van Susteren’s job loss is extra delicious as the new vipers give her the heave ho for sticking up for the old viper.

  71. 71.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 6, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    @NR:

    The blue wall is a myth. Nate Silver wrote an article about this. If Trump wins the popular vote he will also win the electoral college. Digging into the weeds about individual states is totally missing the point.

    The person who wins the national popular vote usually wins the electoral college–but the other side of the coin is that national polls are less accurate than aggregated state polls about the electoral college. Romney won plenty of these in the run-up to 2012 (especially from Rasmussen, but not just Rasmussen), whereas state-poll aggregates consistently showed Obama in the lead.

    Why it’s less accurate to aggregate national polls than to aggregate state polls is unclear. Sam Wang’s theory is that it’s just easier to do demographic adjustments across a swing state than across the whole country. Whether you’ve accurately modeled the relative turnout of Alabamans vs. New Yorkers does not matter.

    Not only that, you’re freaking out about an individual national poll. As the number of polls goes up, the error of large aggregates of polls should decrease, while the error of the most extreme outliers should increase (as the square root of the number of polls, more or less). It becomes more and more important to ignore shock-poll stories and look at aggregates.

    As far as I can tell, the race has genuinely tightened–to something almost as close as Obama vs. Romney 2012. The same caveats will apply as did then.

  72. 72.

    J.

    September 6, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    ‘Re ya gona doo somefing wiv yahhr life, ya fat bastard? ‘Re yew gona lay about da ‘hous all day?

    Talkin’ teh yerself agin, John Cole? ;-)

  73. 73.

    gwangung

    September 6, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    There are those on the left who don’t like Clinton-style triangulation.

    That always bugged me, to be honest. It was always clear to me that this was a tactic (and a needed one, at that) to win elections in the 90s.

    Objecting to that ignores two things a) winning elections in the 10s means different tactics, and b) you have to win elections to put policies into place.

    And, by the way,…

    In the universe we actually inhabit, though,

    Who’s “we” in that statement, white folks?

  74. 74.

    liberal

    September 6, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    @David Fud: Yeah…and IMHO Wang is better than Nate, at least insofar as his method is simpler and more transparent.

  75. 75.

    liberal

    September 6, 2016 at 1:38 pm

    @gwangung:

    It was always clear to me that this was a tactic (and a needed one, at that) to win elections in the 90s.

    Might have been true in the 1990s. Certainly isn’t true today.

  76. 76.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 1:38 pm

    @gwangung:

    This statement is one of the stupidest I’ve ever seen, if meant seriously.

    Considering it was nothing but a listing of facts, you have a very strange definition of what constitutes stupid.

  77. 77.

    gwangung

    September 6, 2016 at 1:40 pm

    @liberal: You could read to the end of what I wrote.

  78. 78.

    bystander

    September 6, 2016 at 1:41 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Can I guess that your group is all white?

    Do tobacco stains on the sheets count?

  79. 79.

    Peale

    September 6, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    @liberal: I do think she made a case for herself during the convention and her policy speeches and her stump speech is full of reasons to vote for her. Unfortunately, unless she goes out of the way to take a jab at Trump, nothing else in the stump speech will be covered. The press is tired of listening to the same old speech and only cover policy announcements once unless they are “hardline” and ridiculous or effect them greatly. If she did have a policy to grab guns from white people and give them to hordes of rabid Asian Lesbians, she might break through the news.

  80. 80.

    Cat48

    September 6, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    @NR:

    She’s ahead by 6 points in the new Survey Monkey Poll by NBC. Same as last week.
    You can cry over the four way poll at CNN if you like.

  81. 81.

    liberal

    September 6, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    As far as I can tell, the race has genuinely tightened–to something almost as close as Obama vs. Romney 2012.

    Billmon tweeted a graph of the trends in the two races, and there was nothing to indicate that the trend behavior is worse now than in 2012. IIRC there were a lot of similarities. Still betting on Hillary to win. More interesting will be the Senate. (No Senate = no USSC appointments.)

  82. 82.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I wondered how long it would be before your daddy issues came up. You’re consistent, if nothing else.

  83. 83.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 6, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Please list the 2012 Obama states which you expect Trump to flip.

    I can’t speak for NR, but I can give my own personal expectations, in decreasing order of probability:
    1. Iowa
    2. Nevada
    3. Ohio
    4. Florida

    If Clinton loses all four of those and doesn’t flip North Carolina, she wins with 273 electoral votes.

  84. 84.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    What would the four Yorkshiremencats say?

    “Soft bedding; canned tuna? Why, in my day we had to chew a treebranch into pulp then push it into a wet lump just to have somewhere to sleep.”
    “Sleep? Sheer luxury! In my day we had to get up two hours before bed and lick the road clean, then catch mice and give them to the neighbors.”
    “Roads? Unbelievable! We were awoken with a direct lightning strike and before we could put our fur fires out, had to make breakfast for the neighbor dogs who lived on the other side of the swamp, then were beaten with mallets while reciting ‘Das Kapital.”
    “And cats today think they have it rough.”

  85. 85.

    Ampersand

    September 6, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    You’re correct! Please, though, accuse us of all being racists, because that’s a surefire way to win over voters.

    Do you believe that there are no legitimate reasons to dislike Hillary? I’m not talking about the overblown or outright made-up stuff. I’m talking about the Clintons being a bit corporate, a bit neocon, a bit establishment. Some Clinton-wary people are racists, misogynists, and/or xenophobes. Some Clinton-wary people oppose her for ideological reasons.

  86. 86.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    @Cat48: You know that online polls aren’t worth the virtual paper they’re printed on, right?

  87. 87.

    Libby's Person

    September 6, 2016 at 1:45 pm

    I’m heading out to see Bill Clinton speak in Durham NC this afternoon! Here’s why I’m not too concerned – the Clinton team thinks NC is winnable. Woot! (And I’m working hard to help turn NC blue.). Off to see the Big Dog!

  88. 88.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 1:46 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:
    The only reason NR doesn’t comment daily is it takes longer than that to grow back the burnt hair.

    Sam Wang: As of September 6, 12:04PM EDT:
    Snapshot (124 state polls): Clinton 338, Trump 200 EV Meta-margin: Clinton +4.0%
    Clinton Nov. win probability: random drift 86%, Bayesian 92%

  89. 89.

    Peale

    September 6, 2016 at 1:46 pm

    @gwangung: And she doesn’t appear to be triangulating. I’ve actually never quite understood what was so awful about triangulation to begin with. It’s like reading polls to see what might have popular support! How dare leaders do that in a democracy! I think Liberals assume that triangulation caused every policy they didn’t like in the Clinton administration.

  90. 90.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 6, 2016 at 1:47 pm

    @liberal: There’s more variability this time than in 2012–but it’s all on the high side for Hillary. Higher highs rather than lower lows.

  91. 91.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    September 6, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    @amk:

    You don’t get shitcanned merely for being a troll. You have to be heinously (and usually personally) offensive.

  92. 92.

    gwangung

    September 6, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    @Ampersand:

    You’re correct! Please, though, accuse us of all being racists, because that’s a surefire way to win over voters.

    Very fragile there, I’ll note.

    I think it’s a fair cop, though, to denote it, as there’s a tendency to overgeneralize this experience. That’s not the same as calling you “racist”.

  93. 93.

    gwangung

    September 6, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    @Peale: Hm. Always wanted to ask….what are the differences between compromise and triangulation?

  94. 94.

    WereBear

    September 6, 2016 at 1:52 pm

    Cats love being harassed with any kind of UK accent. I prefer Glaswegian.

  95. 95.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    September 6, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    @Ampersand, @liberal:

    And exactly how is Clinton “triangulating” today?

  96. 96.

    Ampersand

    September 6, 2016 at 1:57 pm

    @gwangung:

    The poster that asked me that question apparently sees racism behind every disagreement, and I’m the fragile one? Uh-huh.

    I’m voting for Hillary. I think she’s vastly better than the alternative, and she’s certainly a better politician (and person) than the media makes her out to be. But, sometimes, I feel like I’m watching the Yankees or the Red Sox in one of their down years. “How can someone be doing so little with so much?”

  97. 97.

    scav

    September 6, 2016 at 1:58 pm

    @Peale: Horrors! Turning to the hoi, the opinions of the hoi, in order to represent same same hoi in a representative democracy! Anathema! The hoi must be told good and proper what they believe repeatedly by their media betters, echoed by a strong forceful manly orange raccoon who spouts all possible unmovable opinions in a day, sometimes within even the same sentence fragment.

  98. 98.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 6, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    @NR:

    Obama beat Romney by 4 points in the popular vote. If Trump wins by 2, that’s a 6 point swing. The following Obama states were decided by less than 6 points in 2012: Florida, Ohio, Virginia, Colorado, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, and Iowa.

    All those states flipping means President Trump, by the way.

    There is actual polling going on in all of those states right now. Of them, the only one that looks to me like a more-likely-than-not Trump win is Iowa.

    Florida and Ohio could be close, and also Nevada. In addition, Clinton has a good shot at flipping North Carolina. (One poll just came out showing her ahead in Texas, but I think that is an absurd outlier.)

    To win, Trump has to win all of the states I just mentioned, plus one more.

    What you’re doing here is using Nate Silver’s (correct) statement that the Electoral College is not magic, and using that as justification to throw out all this actual polling data in favor of a model based on the swerve in a single worrying CNN/ORC national poll.

    But the statement goes both ways. If you can predict state results from national results, you can also do the reverse.

  99. 99.

    Ampersand

    September 6, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    @Steeplejack (tablet):

    Well, I certainly didn’t like seeing a Bush foreign policy person up on the stage, a while back. But, in general, I think she’s doing much better in that area. I just worry, given the Clintons’ more moderate history.

  100. 100.

    p.a.

    September 6, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    240-149 per Sam Wang

  101. 101.

    Pogonip

    September 6, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    @amk: Cole would never dump Doug J.

  102. 102.

    Cat48

    September 6, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    @Ejoiner:
    Wow, your daughter is a very lucky intern! Good for her.

  103. 103.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    @NR:

    No, it was a listing of hypotheticals.

    I’m still waiting for you to tell us how many of those 10 states are showing Trump ahead right now.

  104. 104.

    Aleta

    September 6, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    An how shite is it when yer hangry after yous went oot yer way tae cook aww day and canny even eat one bite fae trippin over yer own dog fer fuck sake man.

  105. 105.

    Pogonip

    September 6, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    @scav: “The the”?

    What the–?

  106. 106.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    @Ampersand:
    Nobody gives a flying fuck who you vote for [cough, Gary Johnson, cough] and the implication you speak for others or in your little head can influence the votes of others make you risible and pathetic.

    Thanks for playing.

  107. 107.

    mskitty

    September 6, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    @scav: uh, scav, “hoi” means “the”. If you wanna denote “the people” in the casual way you’re going at it, “polloi” is the word you want.

  108. 108.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    @Aleta:
    Ooh, that’s purrfect din ya noo.

  109. 109.

    scav

    September 6, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    @Pogonip: What What the the! Let’s all go to the La Brea Tar Pits!

    ETA, yes, but we rarely go around discussing the other non-polloi and hoi is rarely attached to other things. But noted. I’m suddently fascinated by the Hoi Koi Polloi (sorry again for the extra the to purists)

  110. 110.

    Ampersand

    September 6, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    @Trollhattan:

    …ahh. So, anyone the least bit skeptical is now a secret libertarian? Well, I hope that you’re phone-banking for Hillary, because you’re certainly diplomatic and persuasive.

    I am indeed trying to influence the votes of others. My oldest friend is still planning to vote for Stein, but I’ve been working on him for months, and I think I’m making progress. Another friend isn’t planning on voting at all, but I’m trying to show her how dangerous Trump would be.

  111. 111.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    @Ampersand:

    You’re correct! Please, though, accuse us of all being racists, because that’s a surefire way to win over voters.

    Just pointing out that white people have the luxury of worrying if Hillary is too corporate, too establishment for them. People of color don’t have that luxury. For them, having a white supremacist in charge would actually put their lives in danger, not just their pocketbooks.

    I’m not accusing you of being racist. I’m accusing you of being selfish and short-sighted. The people in your group need think about their fellow Americans, not just themselves and their feelings.

  112. 112.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    No, it was a listing of hypotheticals.

    There is nothing hypothetical about the fact that Obama beat Romney by 4 points in 2012.

    There is nothing hypothetical about the fact that a 2 point Trump victory would represent a 6 point swing from 2012.

    There is nothing hypothetical about the fact that all the states I listed were decided by less than 6 points in 2012.

    And there is nothing hypothetical about the fact that winning all those states would put Trump in the White House.

    What exactly is hypothetical about anything I wrote?

  113. 113.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    @Ejoiner:
    Paid intern? USSC? Wowsers, it doesn’t get any better than that!

  114. 114.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 6, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    @Trollhattan: There’s some glitch in his feed–no way is Vermont a tossup (I can’t find evidence of any possible poll that could have caused that).

  115. 115.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    There is actual polling going on in all of those states right now. Of them, the only one that looks to me like a more-likely-than-not Trump win is Iowa.

    Most of the state polling is a couple of weeks old at this point. If national polls have tightened, you can bet the same thing is happening at the state level.

  116. 116.

    Chyron HR

    September 6, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    @NR:

    What exactly is hypothetical about anything I wrote?

    The part where Trump wins by two points.

  117. 117.

    raven

    September 6, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    Fat Bastard is Scottish not Cockney.

  118. 118.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 6, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    So did CNN put up the Troll Signal this morning or something? Yikes.

    Hi NR, srv, Ampersand: fuck you!

  119. 119.

    raven

    September 6, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    @NR: Because you are a fucking asshole.

  120. 120.

    Gravenstone

    September 6, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    Rather than feeding the attention whoring Cassandra, here’s a bit of academic news. ITT Tech just pulled the plug on their whole house of cards. And another “for profit” insititution of higher grifting bites the dust.

  121. 121.

    Cat48

    September 6, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    @Ampersand:
    You missed yesterday? Everyone but Warren & Obama was out. Obama starts 13th, he is out of the country right now.

  122. 122.

    catclub

    September 6, 2016 at 2:15 pm

    The WAPO survey monkey poll results

    Are fascinating:
    1. Texas Tied
    2. Mississippi favors Trump by 2%

    Lots of interesting tied or nearly tied states: Listing in order;
    OH(Trump up 3%), MS, GA, NC, AZ TX, CO, FL, MI, WI (Clinton up 2%)

    A lot of red states where Trump is severely underperforming 2012 results.

    Clinton both underperforms and over performs in states won in 2012 by Obama. MI, WI

  123. 123.

    catclub

    September 6, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    @raven: Cole is confused? Who knew?

  124. 124.

    Ampersand

    September 6, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    I’m being selfish and short-sighted by…voting for Hillary, but also criticizing her?

    I agree that, when we vote, we need to think about everyone, and not just ourselves. Unfortunately, “vote to help these other people that live far away” is a harder sell than “vote to help yourself.” Most voters vote out of self-interest, either perceived or actual. I personally think that “Trump will screw things up for all of us, while Hillary will work to improve things for all of us” is the ideal message.

  125. 125.

    Betty Cracker

    September 6, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    Glenn Greenwald has written a lengthy screed about how outrageous it is that folks like Paul Krugman to attempt to “delegitimize all negative reporting about Hillary Clinton.” It’s about what you’d expect if you’re familiar with Greenwald’s oeuvre — many strawmen were torched — so not very interesting. But these bits jumped out at me:

    Paul Krugman did something that he made clear he regarded as quite brave…

    Krugman — in a tweet proclamation that has now been re-tweeted more than 10,000 times — heralded himself this way…

    As my colleague Zaid Jilani remarked: “I can imagine Paul Krugman standing in front of the mirror saying, ‘This is *your Tahrir Square* big guy.

    Thankfully, it appears that Krugman — at least thus far — has suffered no governmental recriminations or legal threats, nor any career penalties, for his intrepid, highly risky defense of Hillary Clinton.

    It’s as if Cole started sniping at Levenson for publishing obscenity-laden rants illustrated by photos of dog shit. Projection: It’s not just for the local mega-plex!

  126. 126.

    oldgold

    September 6, 2016 at 2:17 pm

    Questions I would like asked:

    Mr. Trump, given the tacit admission of wrong doing on the part of Roger Ailes that today’s $20 million settlement between Fox and Gretchen Carlson represents :

    1} Is Roger Ailes still part of your team; and, if so,

    2} What are you doing to protect women associated with your campaign from him?

  127. 127.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    @raven: Great rebuttal.

  128. 128.

    The Thin Black Duke

    September 6, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    @Ampersand: Maybe I’m “fragile”, but when I see mobs of white supremacists who envision Trump as an opportunity to bring back the “Good Old Days”, I get nervous. I can understand why you don’t feel the same way.

  129. 129.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    @Chyron HR: Well since he’s polling two points ahead right now it’s really not that much of a stretch.

    He could even win by more if Hillary’s slide continues.

  130. 130.

    JPL

    September 6, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    @oldgold: Great questions, but they won’t be asked.

  131. 131.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 6, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    @NR: A huge raft of WaPo/SurveyMonkey state polls for a period ending around Sept. 2 came out today. And there are other recent polls in some swing states like VA, PA and CO.

    I do see definite tightening in the results, but nothing like the catastrophe you’re imagining. Trump’s leading in Iowa and maybe Ohio, that’s it. Of course weird things happen with small data sets: the WaPo/SM poll also shows Hillary winning Texas, which nobody should believe.

  132. 132.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    @Betty Cracker:
    Fucking Greenwald is having his magic Cloak of Legitimacy torn from his claws and is Having None of Your Nonsense [stamps feet].

    And if anybody ever wondered whether a double-TBogg Unit comment thread can utterly bork a tablet, I’m here to testify yes it can.

  133. 133.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 6, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    @NR:

    Well since he’s polling two points ahead right now it’s really not that much of a stretch.

    Provided that you cherry-pick the single most pro-Trump national number you can find of all results over the past week, and ignore all state polling. This is not the way to do this kind of analysis.

  134. 134.

    catclub

    September 6, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    Since this is an open thread, I will contribute by observation, which is mine.

    The predictions that Trump will skip the debates have disappeared.
    Predictions that Trump will quit before the election have also disappeared.

    Similar to; Does Trump ANY campaign organization (asked in fall 2015) and then he did actually hire some
    (near) professionals.
    Similar to: Does Trump have ANY fundraising?
    Similar to: Does Trump have any ground game?

    In these last three, it still looks like what he does have is pretty bad, but it does exceed the threshold of zero that was expected.

  135. 135.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Those Survey Monkey polls are online only, aren’t they? That’s not even a remotely solid methodology.

  136. 136.

    Ampersand

    September 6, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke:

    I don’t want the “Good Old Days” back, either, for a multitude of reasons. Trump absolutely terrifies me. I live in a red state, and I’m surrounded by crazy people, which is putting it mildly. I had to sit through a family dinner in which relatives claimed that Hillary was going to abolish Social Security–they say that about every Dem candidate–and I had to give the usual “No, it’s your party that wants to weaken the social safety net” speech. If you ever want to meet real racists, I’ll be happy to introduce you. Trump and his ilk are like nightmares come to life, and I’m doing everything I can to oppose them, but I’m not going to lie and say that I’m 100% comfortable with Hillary.

  137. 137.

    Pogonip

    September 6, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    @scav: Ahoy hoi koi polloi!

  138. 138.

    mapaghimagsik

    September 6, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    @liberal:
    I’ve watched her speeches, and she’d talked her own vision and policies. She definitely hits Trump, but also lays out her own vision.

  139. 139.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Just pointing out that white people have the luxury of worrying if Hillary is too corporate, too establishment for them. People of color don’t have that luxury. For them, having a white supremacist in charge would actually put their lives in danger, not just their pocketbooks.

    You ain’t never lied.

  140. 140.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    Steve still scares me.

    Keep on messing with him. See what happens, Cole.

  141. 141.

    The Thin Black Duke

    September 6, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    @Ampersand: Again, please point out where I called you a racist. I called you uniformed. There is a difference. Oh, and you don’t need to introduce me to those “real” racists, they usually find me.

  142. 142.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    @catclub:

    2. Mississippi favors Trump by 2%

    All Clinton needs is 16% of the White Vote in order to take Mississippi.

    Mississippi.

  143. 143.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    @Betty Cracker:
    BTW: “Greenwald” coexisting with “lengthy screed” in a sentence strongly indicates the presence of redundancy. Just sayin’.

  144. 144.

    Cacti

    September 6, 2016 at 2:39 pm

    @liberal:

    Yeah…and IMHO Wang is better than Nate, at least insofar as his method is simpler and more transparent.

    Speaking of…

    PEC has the meta margin at Clinton +4.0%. Which is near the average for the entire cycle (3.8%), and somewhere between a high of 6.5% and a low of 2.5%.

    Bottom line…at no point has Donald Trump held the lead in the polling aggregate. It’s after Labor Day, and polling has pretty much reverted to the mean for the cycle.

  145. 145.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke:

    @Ampersand: Maybe I’m “fragile”, but when I see mobs of white supremacists who envision Trump as an opportunity to bring back the “Good Old Days”, I get nervous. I can understand why you don’t feel the same way.

    Yeah…me too..

    Everyone NOT White knows what

    “Make America Great Again”

    Means..

    They wanna party like it’s 1948.

  146. 146.

    mapaghimagsik

    September 6, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    @Betty Cracker:
    Good on you for reading the man that singlehandedly brought us TL;DR

    Nipping at your own employers is brave. If Greenwald had a job besides pimping Greenwald, he might get that, but he’s too busy letting other people do that real work.

    Though it is awfully brave of him to put out writing that shitty.

  147. 147.

    ? Martin

    September 6, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    For the worriers, I would point out that a poll came out just today showing a dead heat in Texas. Now, at least one, and probably both of these polls are outliers but if you think that every poll has some measure of accuracy, consider if Clinton won Texas, how many other swing states she could lose (hint: all of them, and then a few more).

  148. 148.

    ruemara

    September 6, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    @NR: Bernie was worse and if you look at the polling demo, it overstepped Republicans. Sucks to be you.

  149. 149.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    @rikyrah:
    Not only would they like to revisit the Jim Crow south, they’d like to rev up the Cold War and the constant potential for our imminent collective demise via nuclear holocaust. Yeah, that was fun. (Have to add the Trump-Putin mutual admiration club is for me, absolutely the most frightening aspect of his vile candidacy.)

  150. 150.

    1,000 Flouncing Lurkers (was fidelioscabinet)

    September 6, 2016 at 2:49 pm

    @scav: The many ornamental fish?

  151. 151.

    Cacti

    September 6, 2016 at 2:49 pm

    @? Martin:

    For the worriers, I would point out that a poll came out just today showing a dead heat in Texas. Now, at least one, and probably both of these polls are outliers but if you think that every poll has some measure of accuracy, consider if Clinton won Texas, how many other swing states she could lose (hint: all of them, and then a few more).

    Buried in the latest click bait headline at Fivethirtyeight, is the reason I’m not terribly worried:

    10. What would keep me up late at night if I were Trump?

    As the polls have ebbed and flowed, I’ve been 8 or 10 points behind Clinton at my worst moments, but only tied with her at my best moments. I’ve also never gotten much above 40 percent in national polls, at least not on a consistent basis, and I’ve alienated a lot of voters who would allow me to climb higher than that. In other words, maybe that dreaded Trump ceiling is there after all, in which case I’ll have to get awfully lucky to win the election, probably needing both a favorable flow of news in the weeks leading up to Nov. 8 and a large third-party vote that works against Clinton.

    Trump’s high water mark in national polling has been about 45%. The state by state polling hasn’t shown him leading in any combination of states that get him to 270 EV.

  152. 152.

    Betty Cracker

    September 6, 2016 at 2:50 pm

    @Trollhattan: Point taken.

  153. 153.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 6, 2016 at 2:50 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    “Say what you like about NR-ism, man, at least it’s a methodologymythology! “

  154. 154.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 6, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    @NR: Whereas you’re reasoning from the single scariest national poll result you can find from the past week. I can’t find any other recent polls in CO, but there are some about a week old in PA and NH, and they don’t show a rapid collapse in progress.

    If you want to do the kind of national trend adjustment of state results that you’re attempting correctly, it’s basically what 538 does in their “now-cast”. They take possibly stale state results, and adjust them for fluctuations in national polls since the state poll was taken. Drew Linzer does a version of this too, over at Daily Kos.

    Personally, I think this kind of analysis mostly just adds noise and superfluous drama, but they at least do it with a reasonable aggregate of national polls, and they weight state polls by age and trustworthiness. They’re the ones taking Clinton’s national chances down to around 70%, but they’re not currently showing Trump ahead.

  155. 155.

    Immanentize

    September 6, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    @rikyrah: Lynching statistics — 1930-1950
    YEAR WHITE BLACK TOTAL
    1930 1 20 21
    1931 1 12 13
    1932 2 6 8
    1933 2 24 26
    1934 0 15 15
    1935 2 18 20
    1936 0 8 8
    1937 0 8 8
    1938 0 6 6
    1939 1 2 3
    1940 1 4 5
    1941 0 4 4
    1942 0 6 6
    1943 0 3 3
    1944 0 2 2
    1945 0 1 1
    1946 0 6 6
    1947 0 1 1
    1948 1 1 2
    1949 0 3 3
    1950 1 1 2

    Tuskegee Institute. Those were not good old days for people of color….

    ETA The whole “good old days” thing requires a white-normal understanding of both good and days.

  156. 156.

    Trinity

    September 6, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    Steve really is glorious.

  157. 157.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 6, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    @Ampersand:

    “How can someone be doing so little with so much?”

    I heard Joe of the Morning say that last week. Joe, is that you?

  158. 158.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    @Ampersand:

    The poster that asked me that question apparently sees racism behind every disagreement, and I’m the fragile one? Uh-huh.

    Soledad O’Brien spoke up, deriding her former network for normalizing White Supremacists.

    It’s not Non-Whites calling these folks White Supremacists.

    THAT’S WHAT THEY CALL THEMSELVES.

    But, we aren’t supposed to worry.

    Uh huh.
    Uh huh.

  159. 159.

    ruemara

    September 6, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    @Ampersand: I am fine with pointing out that racism exists on the left, with a particular concentration on the those who find it more worrisome that Hillary isn’t Noam Sanders de Guevara in drag than the Pumpkinhead Hitler who is her opponent. You don’t have to say the slur to be insultingly dismissive of PoC and their own agency and efforts in saving our own selves. We’ve survived and tolerated the benign neglect of Dems, we don’t need the Cassandra impression.

  160. 160.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    @ruemara:

    Noam Sanders de Guevara in drag

    Gonna have that bronzed and mounted in my cube.

  161. 161.

    Patricia Kayden

    September 6, 2016 at 3:06 pm

    @NR: That’s a lie. It was weighted to over represent Repubs. By the way, 2% in a skewed poll is nothing for Trump’s bigoted supporters to celebrate. It’s well within the margin of error and is an outlier poll as others show Clinton in the lead.

    But I guess you have to work with what you’ve got. Try again.

  162. 162.

    Patricia Kayden

    September 6, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    @Ampersand: Has anyone in your small group identified what is so icky about Secretary Clinton that they would be ok with a Bigot like Donald Trump winning? It must be nice not to care who gets elected because it doesn’t impact you personally. Many of us don’t have that luxury for multiple reasons.

  163. 163.

    ruemara

    September 6, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Clinton hasn’t talked about progressive destruction of capitalism while accomplishing nothing.

  164. 164.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 6, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    @scav:

    Let’s all go to the La Brea Tar Pits!

    You mean here?

  165. 165.

    scav

    September 6, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    @1,000 Flouncing Lurkers (was fidelioscabinet): Well, how would they vote and are they over-represented in online polls? I would almost assume they’re not the secret voters Trump keeps going on about because they’re immigrants, but this year? I’m sure the all love him bigly.

  166. 166.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:

    That’s a lie. It was weighted to over represent Repubs.

    No it wasn’t. Read the poll data. They weighted for demographic data, not for party ID.

    Maybe if you do some research before accusing people of lying, you won’t look so stupid next time. Just a suggestion.

  167. 167.

    Origuy

    September 6, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    The Russian Green Party is slamming Jill Stein for cozying up to Putin.

    “We have carefully read your program and your website and we have to admit that we are deeply shocked by the position you expressed during your visit to Moscow and your meeting with Mr. Vladimir Putin,” they said.

  168. 168.

    scav

    September 6, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Exactly – Trapped antiquated elephants.

  169. 169.

    JMG

    September 6, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    I personally have not been “comfortable” with any Presidential candidate I’ve ever voted for. All of them, even the really good ones, had flaws I could identify and wish they hadn’t got. Obama, the best of them, was far too optimistic and credulous about the nature of his opposition, and it cost him big time. People who say that are putting on airs that they are better people than pols, which they ain’t. It’s not a statement of personal virtue, it’s a goddamn hiring choice. PS: Anyone who votes for Stein is just a moron. She’s bats, and Stein voters should be shown the evidence (anti-vax, etc.) she is. Probably won’t change their minds. There ARE millions of Americans who deserve nothing better than President Trump. But the millions who don’t need him out of office more.

  170. 170.

    hovercraft

    September 6, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    This is our fair and balanced media:

    Philip Rucker
    ✔
    @PhilipRucker

    For those keeping track, Trump and Clinton are holding “dueling” events and all three cable news channels are airing Trump, not Clinton.
    2:37 PM – 6 Sep 2016

    CNN did eventually switch.

  171. 171.

    hovercraft

    September 6, 2016 at 3:29 pm

    @JMG:
    Yes, but did they ‘look presidential’, apparently that’s the most important thing. And it’s not just Trump saying that Clinton does not look presidential, it’s a thing, according to Steve Benen.

  172. 172.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 6, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    I finally had it with my “independent” friend. I told her that I am not buying that she is an independent anymore.
    Her reaction to Trump’s immigration speech was the last straw. She brought up the awful immigration bill that Bill Clinton signed in 1996, for her “both-sides-do-it” riposte.

  173. 173.

    JR in WV

    September 6, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    @NR:

    So you say:

    Trump is ahead by 2 in the latest CNN poll. Historically, the candidate who leads after Labor Day goes on to win the election.

    Hillary Clinton is going to go down as the worst presidential candidate at least since McGovern if not longer than that. For her to be losing to someone who is so manifestly unfit for the presidency is really amazing.

    While a real statistician publishes:

    Princeton Election Consortium

    As of September 6, 12:04PM EDT:

    Snapshot (124 state polls):
    Clinton 338, Trump 200 EV Meta-margin: Clinton +4.0%

    Clinton Nov. win probability: random drift 86%, Bayesian 92%

    Senate snapshot (48 polls): Dem+Ind: 50, GOP: 50,
    Meta-margin: D +1.9%, Nov. control probability: Dem. 74%

    So CNN and you are both looking stupid in your snapshot single poll error.

    G’bye mate! And don’t you come back no more, no more, no more!

    ETA: appearance

  174. 174.

    JMG

    September 6, 2016 at 3:34 pm

    @hovercraft: I read the link. The only other person to bring it up was the abysmal Richard Cohen, who must be over 100 by now. Man, major newspaper pundit is a sweet, sweet gig. Get more than decent money for doing less work than a first base coach, and you aren’t replaced as long as you’re above ground.

  175. 175.

    Chyron HR

    September 6, 2016 at 3:34 pm

    @NR:

    They weighted for demographic data, not for party ID.

    I guess that’s the flipside of “We’re not suppressing black voters, we’re suppressing DEMOCRATIC voters.”

  176. 176.

    Botsplainer

    September 6, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    So I’m in my favorite little town in Mexico right now.

    Did a couple of BEAUTIFUL dives this AM, and am now two shots of tequila and four (or is it six) beers into the afternoon. Esposa is winging her way to India followed by Straya as we speak, and will be gone for 3 weeks plus.

    I have some thought about this lovely country and how angry I am at wingnuts over their bullshit defamation of it.

  177. 177.

    Pogonip

    September 6, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    @1,000 Flouncing Lurkers (was fidelioscabinet): If you don’t mind mixing languages, “Ahoy hoi koi polloi!” means “Hello the fish people!”. Which Cole ought to add as his header.

  178. 178.

    hovercraft

    September 6, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    @JMG:
    There are a whole bunch out there who never fail to depress me. MoDowd, Applebees’s salad bar, Thomas Friedman and his units, and the ever glorious Dolphin Lady herself Dame Peggy. Talk about money for nothing.

  179. 179.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 6, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    @Botsplainer: Are there taco trucks on every corner?

  180. 180.

    Botsplainer

    September 6, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    Brother, the tacos here put the trucks to shame.

    Try fresh fish off the dock.

  181. 181.

    JR in WV

    September 6, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    @hueyplong:

    No, Sam has Hillary Clinton at 86% chance of winning…and down in his detailed article today, he adds

    In 2016, the Princeton Election Consortium’s state poll-based aggregate has only varied between a median outcome of 310 and 350 EV for Hillary Clinton.

  182. 182.

    germy

    September 6, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    Just learned that Michelle Obama will be out campaigning for HRC.

  183. 183.

    Gelfling 545

    September 6, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    @NR: These polls cannot have been taken “after labor day” unless the polling was done in the wee hours of the morning. After labor day polling would start today.

  184. 184.

    gwangung

    September 6, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    @NR:

    No it wasn’t.

    That’s incorrect. Republicans over-represented 48% vs. 40%.

    Maybe if you actually did some reading you wouldn’t make such a foolish statement.

  185. 185.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 6, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    @Botsplainer: No thanks, fish tacos are a crime against humanity.

  186. 186.

    p.a.

    September 6, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    @hovercraft: Trump looks presidential if we’re talking president of oddfellows local 101

  187. 187.

    Miss Bianca

    September 6, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    @Ampersand: you don’t have to 100% comfortable with Hillary. Jesus Christ. Who’s “100% comfortable” with anybody? You’re not looking for a girlfriend, you’re looking for the POTUS. And since there’s only one viable, non-insane canddiate for POTUS, you just have to vote for her. Thanks for sharing your “concerns”, tho. That’s always so helpful.

  188. 188.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    @Gelfling 545:
    After Labor Day the polls can no longer wear white. There’s a demographic joke there somewhere, but I lost my magnifying glass.

  189. 189.

    gwangung

    September 6, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    @Ampersand: Let’s put it this way. A Clinton administration would be much better for minorities (both ethnic and sexual) than a Trump administration. Your friends don’t care about that and quite possibly see no value in caring about the well being of minority communities. Many people think that’s not a good position to take.

    Yeah. I think that fragility could be used here.

  190. 190.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    @germy:
    Oh man, jealous of anybody lucky enough to attend one of her events. Michelle can bring it.

  191. 191.

    rk

    September 6, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    @Ampersand:

    You’re correct! Please, though, accuse us of all being racists, because that’s a surefire way to win over voters.

    My oldest friend is still planning to vote for Stein, but I’ve been working on him for months, and I think I’m making progress. Another friend isn’t planning on voting at all, but I’m trying to show her how dangerous Trump would be.

    I won’t accuse your friends of being racists, but these kind of personal crisis about who to vote for at this juncture is a luxury only white people can afford. I’m a non white and the choice for me has been clear cut. It’s Hillary, because the person running against her is a vile, racist, obnoxious, loathsome, evil SOB who, if there was any justice in the world would be in some cockroach infested gutter, starving while people pass him by spitting at him.
    So this nonsense of ..OMG I need to vote for Stein because Hillary did something something something….blah blah blah.. bullshit.. is very much a white thing. All the non whites I know will go into the voting booth, look at the choices, on one side are Democrats and on the other are assholes, will pull the lever for the democrats and move on. It’s not that complicated and if your friends can’t see that then, it’s not because they’re racists, it’s because they’re white. There’s a reason Trump is polling at 1% with African-Americans and 19% with latinos and 55% with whites. Non whites had his number a long long time ago. I’m actually very proud of African-Americans. They’ve proved themselves to be the sanest people in the country. Everyone who is voting for Trump needs to have their head examined.

  192. 192.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 6, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    @Miss Bianca: The Presidential campaign is an extended job interview. When you hire somebody, they will never check off all the boxes for the position you’re hiring for. If you insist upon waiting until someone does, you’ll never hire anyone.

  193. 193.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    @gwangung:

    That’s incorrect. Republicans over-represented 48% vs. 40%.

    Okay, since people are posting stuff that is just flat-out not true, how about we look at the actual poll data?

    Oh look, what do we have here?

    A total of 1,001 adults were interviewed by telephone nationwide by live interviewers calling both landline and cell phones. Among the entire sample, 28% described themselves as Democrats, 32% described themselves as Republicans, and 40% described themselves as independents or members of another party.

    And how did they arrive at this sample?

    All respondents were asked questions concerning basic demographics, and the entire sample was weighted to reflect national Census figures for gender, race, age, education, region of country, and telephone usage.

    So, again: The pollsters did not weight for party ID. They weighted for demographic data based on the census. The party ID is what respondents self-reported.

    It’s really not that complicated.

  194. 194.

    germy

    September 6, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    @Trollhattan: Her speech at the DNC was inspiring.

  195. 195.

    Miss Bianca

    September 6, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Say what? Sez you! I love fish tacos! Where’s the fish taco truck on my corner, damn it!

  196. 196.

    catclub

    September 6, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    fish tacos are a crime against humanity.

    So what about the fish? Are they chopped liver?

  197. 197.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    @JR in WV: How old are the state polls he’s basing his projection off of?

  198. 198.

    JR in WV

    September 6, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    @Ampersand:

    I like Hillary because she started working to help those with less opportunity than her nearly as soon as she got out of school. She worked for disabled children, to get them admitted to school, something we take nearly for granted today.

    She worked to register people to vote along the Rio Grande in TX, people who might vote for her now, 35 or 40 years later.

    She did all that while still a very young woman, and since then has learned the things she needs to know to run the nation. There is no reason to dislike her, and many to admire her. Plus I think she is a likable person, just from watching her in lunch cafes and roadside restaurants, interacting with a small group of local folks.

    Just my $0.02 – you are allowed to think her an arrogant snob if you want. I think a big part of why the Villagers don’t like her is because she isn’t an arrogant snob like them.

    They hate her for not recognizing that Hillary Clinton should want to be one of them, the mean girls of DC. And I’m including David Brooks and his ilk in that group.

  199. 199.

    germy

    September 6, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    @rk:

    19% with latinos

    I’m actually amazed it’s that high.

  200. 200.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 6, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    @catclub:

    So what about the fish? Are they chopped liver?

    No, they’re fish.

  201. 201.

    JR in WV

    September 6, 2016 at 4:03 pm

    @gwangung:

    Compromise is what Republicans won’t do with Democrats. and IOKIYAR

    Triangulation is what Democrats do to try to get Republicans to compromise with them. And that’s treason, off to Gitmo!

  202. 202.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    @rk: Except that the Democratic party’s corporatism is the reason that we’re staring down the barrel of having a vile, racist, obnoxious, loathsome, evil SOB as president.

    How does the quote go? When reasonable politicians refuse to discuss important issues, the people will turn to unreasonable candidates.

  203. 203.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    @germy:
    Indeed she was, and it was nice to see the feeble pushback (“Those slaves were treated really well, yo”) shouted down so quickly and effectively.

    If Republicans have feared the Rise of the Hillary for twenty-five years, they’re utterly mortified at the idea of Michelle running for high office. I wouldn’t wish that on her for a nanosecond and think she’s uninterested, but the fact they’re expending nervous energy on the possibility makes me smile a little. They’ve got bupkis on her after eight long years. Nuttin’.

  204. 204.

    JR in WV

    September 6, 2016 at 4:08 pm

    @NR:

    Deriving a future result from your unrelated “facts” is way more unlikely than hypothetical. Because they are unrelated.

    The sky is blue, therefore spaghetti for dinner! With garlic bread!!

  205. 205.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 6, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    apparently the GOP leadership is sticking to their brilliant idea of bringing up guns in a race that includes Donald Trump and talking about “punishing” John Lewis

    Emmarie Huetteman emmarieNYT
    “I think you will see appropriate measures taken in the very near future,” Rep. McCarthy said re: punishments for Dems’ sit-in in June.

    I’m not surprised McCarthy is this stupid, but I suspect Ryan is gonna start drinking like Reince Priebus

  206. 206.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:
    Please proceed, governormorons.

  207. 207.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 6, 2016 at 4:17 pm

    It’s almost as if he doesn’t know anything

    Tim Mak timkmak
    “Qadhafi was so strong on wanting to, you know, because he knew what was going to happen”

    Eli Stools ‏ EliStokols 2h2 hours ago
    Trump answers ? on cyber warfare by talking about terrorists online recruiting; then on ? about regime change in Syria, he blasts Iran deal.

  208. 208.

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    September 6, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    ITT Tech just pulled the plug on their whole house of cards. And another “for profit” insititution of higher grifting bites the dust.

    @Gravenstone: A bitter hurrah. It was very well known in the trade that this was a useless education that got you nothing as far back as the very early 00s. It’s a fucking disgrace and no credit to our government that they finally got their money spigot turned off – in 2016.

  209. 209.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 6, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    @NR:

    Except that the Democratic party’s corporatism is the reason that we’re staring down the barrel of having a vile, racist, obnoxious, loathsome, evil SOB as president.

    No. You may be too young(or may have not been paying attention) to notice the late 70’s and early 80’s. There was this guy named Reagan.

  210. 210.

    The Sheriff's A Ni-

    September 6, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    @NR: You get fitted for your Make America Reich Again hat yet?

  211. 211.

    germy

    September 6, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    @Trollhattan:

    They’ve got bupkis on her after eight long years. Nuttin’.

    Not for lack of trying (See: Whitey Tape)

  212. 212.

    Botsplainer

    September 6, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    Not only are they fish – if prepared correctly, they’re DELICIOUS on a taco.’

  213. 213.

    rk

    September 6, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    @NR:

    Except that the Democratic party’s corporatism is the reason that we’re staring down the barrel of having a vile, racist, obnoxious, loathsome, evil SOB as president.

    How does the quote go? When reasonable politicians refuse to discuss important issues, the people will turn to unreasonable candidates.

    Are you a moron? Democrats are the reason for Trump? Only a witless twit would even begin to make that argument. Donald Trump exists because one party in this country decided 40 years ago to have a deliberate strategy of appealing to only whites. Donald Trump exists as a consequence of republican actions. If the democratic party was responsible for Trump, then Trump should be getting support from a racially diverse group of people. Or did democratic corporatism somehow bypassed all the non-whites in this country?
    You know pulling random arguments from your backside is not a very impressive trick.

  214. 214.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 6, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    @Botsplainer: No, just no.

  215. 215.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 6, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    @rk: Are you a moron?

    Yes, yes he is.

  216. 216.

    Peale

    September 6, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: If we had just continued down the road toward the social welfare state that FDR put us on, we’d be in a Scandinavian paradise by now. Of course, huge swaths of voters rejected that idea again and again and again and again. And not surprisingly, many otherwise stalwart Democratic voters like the idea of being ruled by a conservative daddy.

    (OMG! Clinton too many positions that are popular with VOTERS! Why can’t we have the types of pols in our party that like to tell voters to kiss off?)

  217. 217.

    germy

    September 6, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    @rk:

    Democrats are the reason for Trump?

    Those are right-wing talking points. Nothing new.

  218. 218.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    @NR:

    So, again: The pollsters did not weight for party ID. They weighted for demographic data based on the census.

    A majority of white people are Republicans. It’s over 50 percent for both men and women, and for white men it’s more like 60 percent.

    So, yes, using census data is going to cause overrepresentation of Republicans in your sample, because a specific demographic group is heavily Republican.

  219. 219.

    Iowa Old Lady

    September 6, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Thank god someone else is also not OK with fish tacos.

  220. 220.

    FEMA Camp Counselor

    September 6, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    I forget, is NR a DougJ Original Creation or the latest regeneration of “UNLIMITED CORPORATE CASH!”?

    Either way, I’d recommend a reshuffle back at central casting. This concern troll routine just isn’t up to snuff with previous efforts.

  221. 221.

    JMG

    September 6, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    All polls make assumptions about the electorate, because the sample never actually matches either existing demographic nor party ID data, since samples must consist of people willing to participate in a poll — an ever-shrinking slice of the public. So assumptions are made to try and mold the self-selected respondents into some model of voter behavior. As I understand, CNN’s poll assumed that whites would be a higher percentage of the electorate in 2016 than in 2012, presumably because Obama’s not on the ballot. They could be right. They could be wrong. But 60 days from Election Day, it’s a best guess at best. Goes for the more Clinton-favorable polls, too.
    Out of curiosity, how many here have been polled ever, and how many here would simply not respond, online or by phone, because they have better things to do?

  222. 222.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    @rk:

    If the democratic party was responsible for Trump

    I never said the Democratic party was responsible for Trump. I said that Democratic corporatism is a big part of the reason we could end up with him as president.

    Engage the argument I actually made, rather than the one you want to pretend I made.

  223. 223.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 4:36 pm

    @Ampersand:

    I personally think that “Trump will screw things up for all of us, while Hillary will work to improve things for all of us” is the ideal message.

    And that’s the message I’m getting from the campaign every day in emails, in texts, and on Facebook. Hillary is running a very positive campaign with a lot of information about her policies and proposals.

    I would ask your friends what they think Donald Trump will do to make the country better. He’s running on an explicit platform of killing universal healthcare, cutting taxes on the rich, and deporting immigrants. Which of those are your friends most in favor of?

  224. 224.

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    September 6, 2016 at 4:36 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Born and grew up in SoCal. Thought fish tacos were shit (Rubio’s, and if you’ve ever eaten their swill you’re forgiven for giving up on the fish taco concept) until I had one made with legit fresh fish (shark, in fact) caught by a friend.

    Nothing better.

  225. 225.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    @Mnemosyne: How can census data “overrepresent” anything when it reflects the actual demographics of the country?

  226. 226.

    Doug R

    September 6, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    @NR: White people, amrite?

  227. 227.

    Iowa Old Lady

    September 6, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    @JMG: I get calls all the time because I’m in a swing state. I never respond.

  228. 228.

    Doug R

    September 6, 2016 at 4:45 pm

    @NR: You need some Propane Jane to smarten you up. The Revolution will Not be Polled or Televised

  229. 229.

    1,000 Flouncing Lurkers (was fidelioscabinet)

    September 6, 2016 at 4:46 pm

    @scav: I’m pretty sure fish (even ornamental ones) are more concerned with global warming that the typical Trump voter, and their position on illegal immigration is that we should go after the bosses, not the small fry, who wouldn’t be here without their help. Also, he’s not saying what they want to hear with regard to the EPA and anti-pollution regs generally.

    That’s just my guess, though. Fish are the real silent majority.

  230. 230.

    Doug R

    September 6, 2016 at 4:50 pm

    @shell: When did a 8 point swing in voter registration happen? Uh, never.

  231. 231.

    gogol's wife

    September 6, 2016 at 4:54 pm

    @Doug R:

    Ooh, that is good.

    And as I said the other day, everybody go listen to Gil Scott-Heron.

  232. 232.

    gogol's wife

    September 6, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    @Doug R:

    The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.

  233. 233.

    rk

    September 6, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    @NR:

    You say that:

    I never said the Democratic party was responsible for Trump. I said that Democratic corporatism is a big part of the reason we could end up with him as president.

    But you actually wrote

    Except that the Democratic party’s corporatism is the reason that we’re staring down the barrel

    You think what you write a few comments above sinks into some kind of a black hole? Why should I engage with someone making gibberish arguments. You make a statement, then contradict it and expect someone to engage in an argument with you. With such a lack of coherent thought process it’s no wonder you’ve been gloating over a stupid poll all afternoon.

  234. 234.

    scav

    September 6, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    @CONGRATULATIONS!: There’s a fair bit of coastline to make the most of. Although my number one recognition (and revelation) of that involved a fish (and shellfish) tamale.

  235. 235.

    JR in WV

    September 6, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    @JMG:

    I got a long poll via land line (our only home phone!) a month or two ago. Very specific questions, how certain are you to vote? Will you vote for Clinton or Trump? etc. Took at least 15 minutes. Of course I am 100% certain I will be voting, if I’m alive and responsive, and that vote will be for Clinton, 100% certain.

    I always do polls if I possibly can. If I just started a stir fry, nope. I find that I learn quite a bit from the poll. We have also both gotten local state race polls this election season.

    Once I got a commercial poll, very professional, out of Cincinnati, where Proctor & Gamble and Krogers are HQed.

    The subject of the poll was 45 minutes of questions about:
    are u ready?

    Toilet paper. I laughed my ass off at times, and asked the very professional young lady conducting the poll if she often got slowed by laughter – she said yes, frequently. Tons of questions, all well written to be polite and proper.

    The best one was “Which brand of toilet paper, (list) makes you the most proud to buy?” amazing…..

    Took about 45 minutes, 10 or 15 of which was me laughing too hard to respond. Of course mostly I picked the paper we usually buy…

    And Hillary!!!

  236. 236.

    catclub

    September 6, 2016 at 4:59 pm

    @rk:

    Why should I engage with someone making gibberish arguments.

    this is where you need to stop.

    Do not feed the troll.

  237. 237.

    Doug R

    September 6, 2016 at 5:00 pm

    @NR: Uh maybe, but there is a black and brown firewall.

  238. 238.

    Immanentize

    September 6, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    @gogol’s wife: I so love this song

  239. 239.

    JMG

    September 6, 2016 at 5:09 pm

    @JR in WV: I should give my own history to be honest. I respond or don’t respond depending on what I’m doing at the time. Now that I’m retired, I expect I’ll answer more polls. Funniest poll I ever took was from Rasmussen (they ID’ themselves right off, very professional). It was right about this time of year in 2010. Started off asking my party ID, how I identified ideologically, and if I approved of Obama’s job performance. Just as I was waiting for the election questions to start, the robovoice started asking me about the baseball pennant races. Who did I think would win, who did I want to win. When that was over, the voiced thanked me and hung up. To this day I wonder who commissioned that one.

  240. 240.

    hovercraft

    September 6, 2016 at 5:11 pm

    @rk:
    @NR Is a troll who only shows up when there is polling showing Trump ahead, when is behind, he runs and hides. As to the democrats are responsible for Trump trope, that is the new excuse for Trumps rise in the GOP. Remember that the party of responsibility is never actually responsible. Democrats have been mean to republicans and called them bigots and racists for years, and so when a real bigot and racist came along the democrats had cried wolf so many times that the base was inured to the message.

  241. 241.

    scav

    September 6, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    @JMG: I’d imagine enough of us hang up automatically over purely product-oriented questionnaires that companies throw in a few election-related questions (when possible) to lure people into hanging around. But then, I’m also pretty easy about hanging up mid-call if questions get biased or rolling over into Operation Optimize Outlier if I I feel like wasting our mutual time.

  242. 242.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    @rk: Nothing in the first statement you quoted in any way contradicts anything in the second. Learn to read and comprehend.

    Now, do you want to address the argument I actually made, or keep going off on irrelevant tangents?

  243. 243.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    @Mnemosyne:
    Let us remember
    Willard got SIXTY PERCENT of the White vote in 2012.
    And it didn’t even matter

  244. 244.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 5:22 pm

    @Doug R: Don’t bet on that one either. Nate Silver talked about this on Twitter today. If Hillary gains with Hispanics and Trump gains with whites, Trump wins the electoral college. The reason is that half of US Hispanics live in California and Texas, two states that will not be competitive in a close election.

  245. 245.

    Botsplainer

    September 6, 2016 at 5:28 pm

    So the dive guide’s incredibly hot girlfriend just invited me down to the locals nude beach a km down the road. I’m in…

  246. 246.

    Doug R

    September 6, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    @NR: Why would someone hugging Neo Nazis gain with whites?

  247. 247.

    JPL

    September 6, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    @NR: Chuck Todd just had analysts on about the CNN poll. Two things that you might find interesting, are they polled 4 percent more repubs then democrats, and you miss a large segment of the college educated and wealthy by polling on a holiday weekend.

  248. 248.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    Nate Silver could have written this tweet for you guys.

    Saying “state polling averages don’t show a shift toward Trump yet!” is basically saying “I like polls from 3 weeks ago more than today’s!”

  249. 249.

    Cacti

    September 6, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    @NR:

    The reason is that half of US Hispanics live in California and Texas, two states that will not be competitive in a close election.

    Florida?

  250. 250.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    @JPL: Listened to an interview last weekend (“On the Media”) detailing why and how aggregated statewide polls greatly outperform nationwide polls, which while not completely worthless are not predictors in the least. Do not use.

  251. 251.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 5:41 pm

    @NR:

    How can census data “overrepresent” anything when it reflects the actual demographics of the country?

    Because the various demographics of the country are not spread evenly between all 50 states. As was shown in 2012, you can have 62 percent of white men vote Republican and still lose the election because of that pesky ol’ electoral college that apportions by state, not demographic.

    What that poll tells me is that white people in this country are so fragile that even when Hillary says, Donald Trump is a white supremacist, and here’s the proof, white voters turn against her.

  252. 252.

    catclub

    September 6, 2016 at 5:44 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Willard got SIXTY PERCENT of the White vote in 2012.
    And it didn’t even matter

    And so far, Trump is doing worse than Romney did with whites overall – too bad there are college educated white women – sad!.

    – not just non-college educated white men.

  253. 253.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 5:44 pm

    @Doug R:

    Well, we know it can’t be racism, because racism doesn’t exist, except against white people. So it must be that white supremacists are less corporate.
    //

  254. 254.

    JR in WV

    September 6, 2016 at 5:50 pm

    @NR:

    Hillary has California locked down, she has those electorial votes in the bank. She’s also near a tie in Texas, due to those Latino voters you’re disregarding.

    So your remarks about CA and TX meaning we don’t need to account for Latino voters seems deranged to me.

    To everyone else, sorry about provoking the troll ! I can’t resist when they go deranged, the target is too easy…

  255. 255.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    @JR in WV:

    She’s also near a tie in Texas,

    No she’s not. Not in any reputable poll.

  256. 256.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 5:55 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Saying “state polling averages don’t show a shift toward Trump yet!” is basically saying “I like polls from 3 weeks ago more than today’s!”

  257. 257.

    catclub

    September 6, 2016 at 5:56 pm

    @JR in WV:

    She’s also near a tie in Texas

    She is near a tie: in one poll (internet). It is a pretty large outlier. It would be nice, but not likely.

  258. 258.

    catclub

    September 6, 2016 at 5:57 pm

    @JR in WV:

    To everyone else, sorry about provoking the troll !

    Just don’t.

  259. 259.

    FlipYrWhig

    September 6, 2016 at 5:59 pm

    I like how NR skulks around in the shadows FOR WEEKS waiting for bad poll results, and then upon finding some RUSHES to the Internet to share the very honest and deeply-felt concern he’s been storing up since April.

  260. 260.

    JPL

    September 6, 2016 at 5:59 pm

    @NR: So you believe in a poll done over a holiday weekend with republicans weighted higher than dems. You must have been up all night in tears when Romney lost.

  261. 261.

    Uncle Cosmo

    September 6, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    @p.a.: Hey, I resent the fuck outa that–I have a WV cousin who’s moving up the ranks in the IOOF & he sounds like sweet reason incarnate compared with the tangerine ferretheaded shitgibbon.

  262. 262.

    Chyron HR

    September 6, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    @NR:

    Awww, you slipped up and admitted that you “like” polls where Trump is ahead. Tough luck, sport.

  263. 263.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 6:08 pm

    @JPL: Keep unskewing the polls. It worked so well for president Romney!

  264. 264.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    @Chyron HR: Do you not understand what a direct quote is? Those were Nate Silver’s words, not mine, and they don’t even say what you claim they say. Try harder.

  265. 265.

    JPL

    September 6, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    @NR: Most folks look at the average of polls, which is what I do. Hillary is up and that’s good news.

  266. 266.

    Tilda Swinton's Bald Cap

    September 6, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    Hey, NR check this out.

  267. 267.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    @JR in WV:
    I know that Texas is the White Whale of Democratic politics on the Presidential level, but still. …
    Even imagining GOP faces on election night if they ever color Texas blue…..
    Videos for days in YouTube

  268. 268.

    Frank Wilhoit

    September 6, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    There is a pet shop up the road from me who have a mascot who looks exactly like Steve — except much longer and fatter. Seems a little less spoiled^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hegotistical as well. If they ever posted a picture of him, it was longer ago than I have patience to page back through their posts. I quite realize that what I have said is implausible on its face, but I assure you that this cat is bigger than our beagle.

  269. 269.

    The Sheriff's A Ni-

    September 6, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    @Chyron HR: Well, yeah. They’re all in on Team Trump, they’re just too gutless to admit it.

  270. 270.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 6:16 pm

    @Tilda Swinton’s Bald Cap: President Romney can tell us all about how well unskewing polls works.

  271. 271.

    The Lodger

    September 6, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Lefty Kitty is back? Yay! (Sincere apologies for my lousy memory if Lefty was not the cat who recently went missing.)

  272. 272.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    @rikyrah:
    Forcing the Rs to spend real money defending once automatic states is a tactic worth repeating again, and again, and….

    Texas owes the nationworld big-time for Dubya and they’re doubling-down with Cruz.

  273. 273.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    @NR:

    You probably should have scrolled down a little to where Nate said “Still, she’s ahead” before you let yourself get all excited.

  274. 274.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    @NR:
    You keep typing that and pretending to know what it means.

    Adorable.

  275. 275.

    Miss Bianca

    September 6, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    @The Lodger: she was the one missing! She is back, and we are all so happy!

  276. 276.

    JPL

    September 6, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    @Trollhattan: That’s the problem with feeding the trolls, and I apologize for my part.

  277. 277.

    raven

    September 6, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    Ya’ll still arguing with the dumb motherfucker?

  278. 278.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    @JPL:
    Guilty as well. Once thought this was a panicky Berner but now understand it’s a faux liberal sewing seeds of feigned discontent. We had quite the onslaught this a.m. Flit has been summoned. In the meantime, I’m on Greenwald watch.

  279. 279.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 6:26 pm

    Also, too, while Nate and 538 are still quite useful, he does have a major blind spot when emotions come into the mix. Remember, he was confidently predicting that Mickey Rourke was going to win the Best Actor Oscar for “The Wrestler,” but he forgot to take into account that Mickey Rourke is an asshole who burned a lot of bridges with his colleagues, so they decided not to vote for him.

    So, yeah, it’s going to come down to who’s willing to crawl over broken glass for their candidate. I’m willing to do it for Clinton — NR is willing to do it for Trump. We’ll have to see how many are in each group.

  280. 280.

    gogol's wife

    September 6, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    I’m hoping that there will be a string of great speeches by Obama, Warren, Kaine, and Clinton, and we’ll have something to talk about other than polls and cable news. And I hope people will stop feeding trolls!

  281. 281.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 6:28 pm

    @Trollhattan: What’s adorable is you guys doing the same thing the unskewers did in 2012 and imagining it’s somehow different this time.

    Free clue: It’s not.

  282. 282.

    JMG

    September 6, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    Nate Silver, as I’ve said before, cannot afford to be wrong on any presidential election. Since the data is murky right now (it is, let’s face it, if one poll has Trump up one and another Clinton up six),. he will hedge his ass off until the picture becomes clearer, assuming it ever does.

  283. 283.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    NR is willing to do it for Trump.

    Oh look, this tired bullshit again.

  284. 284.

    Miss Bianca

    September 6, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    @Trollhattan: What, you think GG is going to show up here? Or are you chanting his name thrice in the hopes that he’ll show up like “Bloody Mary” in the bathroom mirror?

    ETA: Since we have it on the highest authority (his own, naturlich!) that he disdains the BJ commentariat.

  285. 285.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 6:35 pm

    @Tilda Swinton’s Bald Cap: That’s 120-proof unskewing.

  286. 286.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    @Miss Bianca:
    Given his very public disdain display at LGM last night and our being somewhat joined with them at the hip, I’m on high alert. “This site canna handle a double-TBogg kiptin; our circuits will be a puddle ‘o lead.”

  287. 287.

    Trollhattan

    September 6, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    @NR:

    you guys doing the same thing the unskewers did in 2012

    Repeating something ad nauseam Does. Not. Make. It. So. You also clearly don’t understand what those folks were doing four years ago. If you could pin it on posters and commenters here, you’d have done so, sparky.

    Here’s a dime: That clue can be yours! Now go get your shine box.

  288. 288.

    Miss Bianca

    September 6, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    @Trollhattan: Funny you should mention that, I’ve been munching away at the double T-Bogg over at LGM off and on today – and Lord! If ever I had been in any doubt that the creature was a thin-skinned, self-important, intellectually dishonest hack, his posturing on that thread would have confirmed it for me.

  289. 289.

    NR

    September 6, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    @Trollhattan: Sorry bud, it’s 120-proof unskewing.

  290. 290.

    Tilda Swinton's Bald Cap

    September 6, 2016 at 6:55 pm

    @NR: Made ya look.

  291. 291.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    @NR:

    Uh-huh. And when Dr. Smith ran around shrieking, “We’re doomed!” that really meant he was on the Robinsons’ side the whole time. Secretly.

  292. 292.

    Mnemosyne

    September 6, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    He disdains us because he got his ass handed to him the last time he showed up. I welcome his hatred.

  293. 293.

    Theodore Wirth

    September 10, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    “Anon. Hold you horses. I’ll be off to the pub soon woman.”

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