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Vacation open thread

by David Anderson|  August 9, 201712:00 pm| 25 Comments

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I’m on vacation for the rest of the week. I’ll be talking to an anti-trust economist and then chasing the kids through the 100 acre woods at Grandma and Grandpa. If I don’t climb ten trees and splash in the stream, I did something wrong.

See you on Monday.

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  1. 1.

    rikyrah

    August 9, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    Have a good vacation, Mayhew :)

  2. 2.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 9, 2017 at 12:07 pm

    Happy vacationing, unplug and we’ll see you on the other side of the Wood

  3. 3.

    sheila in nc

    August 9, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    If growing up means it would be
    Beneath my dignity to climb a tree, I’ll
    Never grow up, never grow up, never grow u-UP — not me!
    –Peter Pan

  4. 4.

    frosty

    August 9, 2017 at 12:12 pm

    Have fun and best wishes for no cell service!

  5. 5.

    Yarrow

    August 9, 2017 at 12:14 pm

    Have a great time. We appreciate everything you do.

  6. 6.

    JPL

    August 9, 2017 at 12:16 pm

    Have a great time and unplug.

  7. 7.

    Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA

    August 9, 2017 at 12:19 pm

    Enjoy. You’ve earned it a hundred times over.

  8. 8.

    low-tech cyclist

    August 9, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    Have a great vacation, David! Just to make you jealous, by the time you get back on Monday, my wife and son and I will be just starting our 2-week vacation. We’ll spend the second week on Anna Maria Island on Florida’s gulf coast. This will be the ninth straight year we’ve rented the same beach house. Can’t wait.

  9. 9.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 9, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    I’m going to Yurp. Here’s hoping that my return flight has someplace to land, and that Trump hasn’t baited the Norks into launching whatever they have.

  10. 10.

    MomSense

    August 9, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    Have fun David!

  11. 11.

    pamelabrown53

    August 9, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    Have a wonderful romp in the woods, David. See you on the flip side.

  12. 12.

    Amir Khalid

    August 9, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    Go on and have that well-earned vacation. I’ll be right here, chilling with Bianca and learning all about music with The Girl.

  13. 13.

    Mnemosyne

    August 9, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    I’m going on a writer’s retreat in Lake Arrowhead in a few weeks and now G is a little jealous because he didn’t realize it’s almost a full week, not just a weekend.

  14. 14.

    Mnemosyne

    August 9, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    What does Bianca think of the noises you’re producing with the Girl? Has she been okay so far because of the headphones?

    I can tell you with some certainty that cats do not like the sound of feedback, so be prepared. ?

  15. 15.

    Another Scott

    August 9, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    You’ll like New Zealand. ;-)

    There was a show on the Smithsonian Channel not long ago about Joel Sartore’s “Photo Ark” project. Several interesting beasties in New Zealand.

    See you on the flip side. Enjoy your time with your youngsters.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  16. 16.

    Amir Khalid

    August 9, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    @Mnemosyne:
    Because of the headphones, I haven’t been making any noise at all. The strings are audible if you’re here in the room with me, but that sound doesn’t carry. So there’s been nothing to upset Bianca, although she’s still wondering what to make of the Girl. Especially when I wave the headstock in her general direction.

  17. 17.

    satby

    August 9, 2017 at 1:23 pm

    Enjoy some R&R, Anderson clan!

  18. 18.

    Origuy

    August 9, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    Have fun storming the castle!

  19. 19.

    Laura

    August 9, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    Take your time going, but hurry back!

  20. 20.

    Sab

    August 9, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    Sweet. You have earned this!

  21. 21.

    joel hanes

    August 9, 2017 at 2:08 pm

    Don’t forget your pocket handkerchiefs.

  22. 22.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    August 9, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    I haven’t seen the Hobbit movies. Why is there a telephone pole in the Shire? Was there more advanced technology in Bilbo’s day that was lost by the time Frodo grew up?

  23. 23.

    Formica

    August 9, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    I’m leaving for Burning Man next week. Three weeks in the desert protecting the hippies from themselves. Fourteenth in a row!

  24. 24.

    raven

    August 9, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    We’re going to Edisto for a few days next week. Because of the various calamities we’ve suffered this year I have a ridiculous amount of fishing cash earmarked and while it’s not the greatest fishing time I’m going to go on a charter by myself!!!

  25. 25.

    workworkwork

    August 10, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    “Vacation”? What is this ‘vacation’ of which you speak?

    But seriously:

    My current course (I’m an online adjunct) was cancelled due to low enrollment. So I guess I’ve got the next five weeks or so to see if I can get into some interesting trouble.

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