Stopped over to the Twitter to see if Betty Cracker had check-in:
I didn't think the last-minute hurricane evacuation could get any worse. ? pic.twitter.com/4hhPavxYI8
— Betty Cracker (@bettycrackerfl) September 10, 2017
Looks like they are bugging out.
The weather sucks! pic.twitter.com/6G4Fj0dGsK
— Betty Cracker (@bettycrackerfl) September 10, 2017
Last I heard they were taking the chickens with them.
Open thread. If you’re impacted by Irma, check-in here if you can and let us know how you’re doing.
Baud
Dat ass!
SiubhanDuinne
“Fowl Weather.” That’s a new tag, isn’t it?
Be safe, be careful.
TaMara (HFG)
@SiubhanDuinne: Yes, don’t tell John.
geg6
Good. That’s one more person (and family) I am less worried about. Still has that Betty Cracker panache!
SiubhanDuinne
@TaMara (HFG):
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Shell
Dog butts!
Villago Delenda Est
Stay safe Floridians! Avoid shooting at the hurricane!
schrodingers_cat
Booty Shot! I thought this was a fambly blog.
dr. bloor
She also tweeted that they were farting.
End times, indeed.
Patricia Kayden
@schrodingers_cat: It’s gone to the dogs!! (Well that happened quite some time ago).
Adam L Silverman
Still raining.
schrodingers_cat
@Adam L Silverman: So no problem staying hydrated, right?
Amir Khalid
@Villago Delenda Est:
All kidding aside, I haz a puzzled: what did the genius who suggested it think might be achieved by shooting at a hurricane?
schrodingers_cat
@Amir Khalid: They don’t think, they has a stupid.
Baud
@Amir Khalid: Still a better idea than voting for Trump.
Gvg
@Amir Khalid: basically some people are so childishly in love with guns that they always suggest shooting at things. They probably also shoot beer and burrito’s and signs, and and and.
rikyrah
glad to see that she checked in
CaseyL
Mom’s been staying put in her house, in Broward County. She called me at 6:00 AM (!!) to let me know all is well so far. Haven’t yet heard from my friend in Coconut Grove (SW Miami).
NotMax
@Villago Delenda Est
After this has all passed, expect someone on a late night TV monologue to point out the irony of the government ordering evacuation in a state (in)famous for promoting “stand your ground.”
Villago Delenda Est
@Amir Khalid: It’s the principle of the thing: stand your storm surge.
Ruckus
@Amir Khalid:
You just know that there had to be bad beer involved in this.
Bad beer, guns and hurricanes. What could possibly go wrong?
sharl
@dr. bloor: Haha
Hal
The dumbest Trump/RWNJ narrative I’ve seen this week.
Schlemazel
@CaseyL:
Hope mom is safe and dry.
A work friend’s dad is on a barrier island up by Tampa & was refusing to leave. I had a small heart attack Thursday so I have not had a chance to catch up with him but obviously this is a scary situation
Adam L Silverman
@dr. bloor: pretty much
Adam L Silverman
@Villago Delenda Est: we will stand our ground dagnabbit!
rikyrah
UNC board bans legal action at civil rights center
SEPTEMBER 08, 2017 10:16 AM
Lizzy L
@Schlemazel: “small heart attack Thursday” — way to bury the lede… Take care of yourself.
eclare
@Lizzy L: Seconded.
Adam L Silverman
@Amir Khalid: forget it Amir it’s Florida town…
RedDirtGirl
@Schlemazel: Shit! Take care of yourself!
Baud
@Schlemazel: That’s pretty nonchalant of you.
whatsleft
Former occasional commenter, now long-term lurker, reporting from Jacksonville. Rainy, occasionally gusty, starting to have brief power outages/flickers, and spotty router issues. Bigger issues slated to come starting tonight, but nothing compared to west coast. Stay safe fellow FL Juicers!
Adam L Silverman
@Schlemazel: we’re keeping good thoughts. The folks at cardio rehab are your new best friends.
CarolDuhart2
@Lizzy L: Take care of yourself indeed.
rikyrah
Brian L KahnVerified account @blkahn
Absolute devastation in the US Virgin Islands after #Irma. Forests wiped out as far as the eye can see
https://twitter.com/blkahn/status/906674272701173761
ChrisGrrr
Sitting outside a strip mall in Norcross, GA… waiting for check-in time at a hotel.
We had a surprisingly quick trip Friday – from Cocoa Beach to fifty miles east of Atlanta on I-16, anyway.
Just talked to somebody who stayed there… lots of rain, expanding tornado watches / warnings.
Praying often…
rikyrah
Dude just called flying Palm tree branches – ‘ Missiles’.
Um….
Um…..
Villago Delenda Est
@Hal: The catch is, the 12 recipients Donald designated have yet to see a dime.
Brachiator
@CaseyL:
If I understand the MSNBC coverage, Miami has seen its worst impact of Irma.
Schlemazel
@Lizzy L:
It was another in my hilarious line of medical oddities. They ran an EKG & saw the attack, gave me nitro and ‘knew’ exactly what was wrong. The stuck the camera up my femoral artery & found . . . nothing. No blockage, very little plaque. They did a sonogram & an MRI and can’t find a thing but they do know it was a heart attack. They think either the blockage melted away or I had an infection of the pericardium That combined with stress restricted flow. So, despite no evidence of an issue I am on blood thinners but not experience any shortness of breath or anything.
Monday we had gone on a very vigorous 2 mile hike up and down hills at a State Park (Pix have been sent for the AM thread) and never a hiccup.
rikyrah
RynheartTheReluctant @TheRynheart
Trump tells cabinet Hurricane Irma means wealthy need their tax cuts faster. ?
@realDonaldTrump are you kidding me?
Aleta
My relative just arrived back at his house with his mom, who lives (lived) in a trailer on central Florida’s east coast. He’s a recluse living on a Maine island, so this was no small feat for him, and cost several thousand dollars, about what he makes in a winter. (And she can handle no more than a few days of any visit before she starts getting mad about stuff.)
eclare
@Brachiator: Something like 60% of customers in Miami-Dade are without power, your friend may be conserving power.
Schlemazel
@Adam L Silverman:
No rehab because they couldn’t think of a reason I needed to go. I was up and around Friday without a problem. It really was nothing. Going for a walk in the Minnesota Valley National wildlife Refuge this afternoon.
rikyrah
uh huh
Edward-Isaac DovereVerified account @IsaacDovere
.@joekennedy message to Democrats thinking about their message, from a speech tonight in Austin:
https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/906710778216054785
Aleta
@Schlemazel: Jeez, so glad they found it to be all clear in there. Take care.
Aleta
@Adam L Silverman: Your dogs OK? Not too affected by the changes, I hope.
The Pale Scot
@Amir Khalid:
My dad asked about using an h-bomb to redirect the hurricane (shrug, old -marine everything has a kinetic solution). I said I had’t heard of models addressing the idea, but I think you’d just get a radioactive hurricane.
I left my shabby chic house with it’s shabby chic roof in St. Pete. The house is on high ground at least. I already tubbed and tarped everything I wanna keep and threw out everything else. Better to do it now instead of when it’s wet.
Evacuated to Trinity in a decent house without shutters. The sub division is well maintained so projectiles should hopefully her at a minimum. My neighborhood is old school with lotsa overgrown vegetation. I have family in the Ft Meyer area that I usually use as a backup residence. That’s probably not going to possible this time.
rikyrah
Nestled in House Spending Bill: Campaign Finance Deregulation
House package is unlikely to advance in the Senate, but provisions easing rules for companies and churches could become bargaining chips
By Cezary Podkul
Sept. 9, 2017 10:00 a.m. ET
House Republicans are backing several provisions that could reshape campaign finance rules ahead of next year’s midterm elections as spending negotiations continue this fall.
The measures are tucked into a GOP package of spending bills currently being debated in the House. While the House package is unlikely to advance in the Senate, its provisions could become bargaining chips in the negotiations leading up to the next government funding deadline, now Dec. 8.
The inclusion of the deregulatory measures in the spending package is prompting pushback from campaign-finance watchdogs, who worry they may ultimately become law.
If they do, churches may be able to contribute to candidates without fear of losing their tax-exempt status, furthering President Donald Trump’s promise to “get rid of and totally destroy” a law that forbids such activity.
Corporations would be able to ask their employees to donate to unlimited numbers of trade associations’ political action groups instead of limiting employee solicitations to one group per year.
Other measures included in the bill would continue to prevent the Internal Revenue Service and the Securities and Exchange Commission from implementing rules that would affect political activities of 501(C)(4) nonprofits and publicly traded corporations, respectively. And the government would again be prohibited from requiring federal contractors to disclose their political contributions and campaign expenditures.
These multiple provisions—called riders—are frequently inserted into appropriation bills as a way to pass controversial policies without having them voted on individually, since they will “ride along” with a larger spending bill.
The Pale Scot
I texted my neighbors to get to a shelter, nobody responded, hopefully that’s a good thing.
trollhattan
@Amir Khalid:
A. It’s America where Freedoms are only Free when vigorously protected by firearms.
B. It’s Florida, so 2X the above.
trollhattan
@Schlemazel:
Yikes, hope you fully recover, and soon!
trollhattan
@Lizzy L:
The only good thing about Small Heart Attack Thursday is it immediately precedes Casual Friday.
Gin & Tonic
In other news, my BOS-CLT-SFO flight is apparently on schedule. See you on the other side.
rikyrah
Um…
Am I the only person in America not interested in seeing ‘ IT’?
I go over to fandango to check what’s at the local theater and they literally have ‘IT’ starting every thirty minutes from 10:30 am until 10:30 pm
Are folks REALLY that excited to see it?
satby
@Schlemazel: Dude! How are you, OK? Take care of yourself!
Achrachno
@rikyrah: Yeah, I’d not want to be hit by a palm frond moving at 90-100 mph. Probably fatal.
trollhattan
@rikyrah:
I don’t do horror flicks, period so am not vaguely interested. Genre was exhausted decades ago and every trick and element are recycled from something already done.
“Boo”
evap
Just got an email that my university will be closed tomorrow. It seems a bit of overkill since they are now saying that Irma will be west of us (Atlanta) and we probably won’t get hit too badly. But I’m not complaining! The spousal unit is now praying that the institution of higher learner where he works will also close.
We had lunch in a Burmese restaurant that we visit frequently and it was absolutely packed; many of the people there appeared to be Burmese. It’s a tiny place and we have never seen anything close to the number of people eating there (or waiting for a table). Someone said that the visitors were mostly Florida refugees! Somehow they figured out how to find one of the two Burmese restaurants in Atlanta (and ours is better than the other one) soon after arriving.
rikyrah
Joy ReidVerified account @JoyAnnReid
This is a great read: Let’s talk about black evangelicals and social justice ministries
https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2017/9/10/1695694/-Let-s-talk-about-black-evangelicals-and-social-justice-ministries
FlyingToaster
@Gin & Tonic:
Excellent. At least something’s going right.
Feathers
@rikyrah: That also can mean that there ain’t nothing else out there worth seeing and they want to rake in every buck they can on this one – catch every impulse customer.
rikyrah
whiteness + money
a misdemeanor…
………………………………….
Broward GOP uncovers a nasty secret about its young party secretary
The Broward County Republicans are in turmoil today after revelations that a freshly elected member of their executive board is a man who once was charged with attempted murder in the savage claw-hammer beating of a then-classmate at a Los Angeles prep school for multi-millionaires’ children.
Four months after 28-year-old Rupert Tarsey was elected secretary, party officials have found out the young philanthropist and supporter of President Donald Trump is really Rupert Ditsworth.
And a decade ago, the then-Beverly Hills teenager was charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles after hitting Harvard-Westlake School classmate Elizabeth Barcay over the head at least 40 times, splitting her skull open.
[…]
The grandson of Jason Tarsey, owner of the historic Dunes Hotel in Las Vegas, Tarsey was arrested in 2007 after the violent incident in a car near the private school.
Tarsey, according to published reports, invited Barcay, the daughter of a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, to ride with him to Jamba Juice after a big exam.
Tarsey eventually parked the car and allegedly pulled a hammer from a backpack. He then started hitting her over the head, opened the passenger’s door and pulled her out while choking her before driving away.
According to the Times, Tarsey’s parents rushed him into psychiatric treatment as Barcay recovered painfully and eventually attended the school prom in a wheelchair.
At first, California prosecutors filed the case in juvenile court, but it was dismissed. They tried it again in adult court.
“In the end, I pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor,” Tarsey said. “It’s not the charges that matter, it’s what happens in court.”
Tarsey, 6 feet 2 inches tall, claimed self-defense.
[…]
Feathers
@rikyrah: That’s his story. Leaving out that he pled guilty to a felony once he got out of the institution his parents had hustled him off to. Apparently ended up getting time served for the hospital time, but the civil settlement probably would have made a trial difficult.
The fact that he’s running for any sort of office and pretending there was no felony shows there is some serious creepiness going on.
sukabi
@rikyrah: he wants his tax cut on top of his FEMA recovery funds. Which, if the past is any indicator, will be more than what his property is worth. If he can wring $17million out of $3,000.00 you KNOW he’ll milk this one for all it’s worth.
Jacel
@rikyrah: This is the “IT” film I’m happy to have seen at a silent film festival.
Featuring “It Girl” Clara Bow.
Brachiator
@rikyrah:
And yet these same butt wipes want to eliminate the political action of unions.
Boatboy_srq
@Amir Khalid: Guess they thought that if they hit the eeevil liebrul soshulist tree-hugging blah UFO overhead aiming all that wind and rain at them that it would stop.
Kinda like how it’s fun to aim laser pointers at commercial aircraft just to watch them weave off in panic (“har har har scaredycat pilots har har!”).
Brachiator
@Feathers:
The original attack, without regard to any subsequent prosecution, is a sign of creepiness. He just happened to have a hammer with him? He had invited the classmate to get juice?
And he is married with two kids? A monster saved by his parents’ money.
NotMax
@rikyrah
Front page post by our esteemed host and thread about this on Friday.
Patricia Kayden
@rikyrah: That’s exactly what someone who is not a Republican would say. See, Trump is neither Republican nor Democrat!!
MomSense
@rikyrah:
I found the poster too frightening. Nope. I live too close to the woods to go a movie about clowns abducting people in the Maine woods.
Patricia Kayden
@rikyrah: It broke a box office record so I guess loads of people are excited about “It”. Not me since I don’t watch horror movies. The last one I endured was “Beloved” with Oprah and Danny Glover. That was way more than enough of that genre for me. I love Stephen King’s non-horror stuff though. Read “The Dome” recently and it was mega long but pretty good.
WaterGirl
Irma is not funny at all, but that photo certainly is.
All I could think of was; Does the camera make my ass look big?
Haven’t read the thread yet, hoping there is no bad news that will me me look like an ass for posting my silly comment.
WaterGirl
@Hal: I wasn’t sure what I was looking at so I started reading the comments. Holy shit, no wonder you guys say never to read the comments. So much hate.
opiejeanne
@WaterGirl: And so much stupid.
Achrachno
WG: “So much hate.” opie.: “so much stupid.”
It’s that special blend needed to make a true conservative.
rikyrah
Watching MSNBC with these folks in Naples.
Scary as heck.
Sondra Fabe
I don’t comment too often but I love this site and you it all the time.
I’m in West Palm Beach dug for the duration. So far it is just really windy and rainy but we’ve had Tornado warnings almost every half and hour or so.
I’ve got my 96 year old Dad here with me because he lives on the Island and they evacuated his place on the ocean on Thursday so we are making the best of it.
With the shutters up it feels like night all the time but we still have electricity and the cable/internet connection is working so …there is that.
rikyrah
Dude just got hit on The Weather Channel.
WaterGirl
@Sondra Fabe: Glad your dad can be with you, sending good thoughts your way. Wow, 96. I hope he has a home to go back to. Change is hard enough without being 96!
Isobel
Jacksonville is starting to feel it. Lots of wind and rain. Saint Augustine beach is starting to flood. Jax beach is a mess.
Glad to be stuck at the hospital
HinTN
@Schlemazel: Ain’t that the shit. Late to the thread here, but if you read it, “Healing vibes coming your way. “