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You are here: Home / FBI- Fapping Bunch of Insufferables

FBI- Fapping Bunch of Insufferables

by John Cole|  April 13, 20186:11 pm| 88 Comments

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Apparently the entire FBI is filled with moralizing blowhards patterned after Michael Shannon’s character in Boardwalk Empire, Agent Nelson van Alden:

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein has struck a stoic and righteous tone in private conversations he has had this week about the fate of his job as President Donald Trump has launched public criticism against him and considered firing him, according to three sources who have spoken to Rosenstein.

In those conversations, he has repeated the phrase, “Here I stand,” a reference to Martin Luther’s famous quote, “Here I stand, I can do no other.” Coincidentally, former FBI Director James Comey, whom Rosenstein fired, repeated the same phrase to President George W. Bush in a conversation that has been widely reported and that Comey describes in his forthcoming book.

That’s right on the heels of this portion of a NY Times mutual masturbation society meeting:

What books over the years have most influenced your thinking?

Reinhold Niebuhr’s “Moral Man and Immoral Society” and “The Nature and Destiny of Man” had a huge impact on me, as did Strunk and White’s “The Elements of Style,” which was one of 12 books in my college course “Significant Books in Western Religion.” The professor believed that all ideas are wasted that can’t be clearly expressed. King’s “Letter From Birmingham Jail” was also one of the 12 books and is the only book I’ve read repeatedly as an adult. More recently, I was really struck by Jonathan Haidt’s “The Righteous Mind: Why Good People Are Divided by Politics and Religion.”

You’re organizing a literary dinner party. Which three writers, dead or alive, do you invite?

I read “Lean In,” by Sheryl Sandberg, when I was the F.B.I. director and recommended it to the workforce, so Ms. Sandberg would be invited. And if she doesn’t mind eating with dead people, I’d also have Reinhold Niebuhr and Martin Luther King Jr. Both were remarkable observers of human nature and America. It would be really interesting to pick their brains about current events.

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— Gabriel Debenedetti (@gdebenedetti) April 12, 2018

The bonus of it all is he didn’t need to fucking think about whether or not to go give that speech tanking Clinton. It didn’t require any Niebuhresque judgment, it just required he follow the fucking DOJ guidelines that were already in place:

The day before the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, sent a letter to Congress announcing that new evidence had been discovered that might be related to the completed Hillary Clinton email investigation, the Justice Department strongly discouraged the step and told him that he would be breaking with longstanding policy, three law enforcement officials said on Saturday.

Senior Justice Department officials did not move to stop him from sending the letter, officials said, but they did everything short of it, pointing to policies against talking about current criminal investigations or being seen as meddling in elections.

That Mr. Comey moved ahead despite those protestations underscores the unusual nature of Friday’s revelations, which added a dramatic twist to the final days of the presidential campaign. His action reignited a firestorm that Mrs. Clinton believed she had put behind her when the F.B.I. decided in July not to charge anyone in the investigation into the handling of classified information on her private email server.

Remember, that was after he had already created new Clinton rules in July and decided to speechify about Clinton when they decided not to prosecute the nothingburger of an email case. He called Clinton “careless,” when in fact it was he who was being careless and reckless.

For the record, it’s entirely possible to, as I do, think that Comey and company are a bunch of insufferable pricks while also thinking they are telling the truth about Orange Julius Caesar. I also maintain that Comey was convinced Clinton was going to win and was trying to shore up GOP losses in the House and Senate and also sending a shot across the incoming President’s bow about who the boss in town was, as well as settling an old score with the Clenis on the Mark Rich pardon.

In closing, fuck these guys. They make you long for the days of FBI agents who were merely vindictive monsters who secretly liked women’s clothing but kept their mouths shut in public. Additionally, we need to stop allowing college students to read Niebuhr, Luther, Oakeshotte, etc., unless they sign a NDA stating they will not issue any public mention of them without first having their statement approved by their old professor or someone with standing in the field who actually understood what they read.

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  1. 1.

    trollhattan

    April 13, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    In closing, fuck these guys.

    Can I get an “amen!”?

  2. 2.

    JMG

    April 13, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    Another magnificent righteous rant!! They’re getting better all the time. Thanks!

  3. 3.

    Baud

    April 13, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    Remember it took them only five days or so to realize that the new emails were duplicates. They could have done that first thing and avoided the drama.

  4. 4.

    oldster

    April 13, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    Something wrong with the boxes around text? I cannot tell who says, “In closing, fuck these guys….”

    Sounds like you, John, but then it should be outside the box, not in it.

    (I mean, the rest of your thoughts are certainly outside the box….)

  5. 5.

    khead

    April 13, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    Quoting MLK? Go fuck yourself, indeed.

  6. 6.

    Corner Stone

    April 13, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    For the record, it’s entirely possible to, as I do, think that Comey and company are a bunch of insufferable pricks while also thinking they are telling the truth about Orange Julius Caesar

    No fucks given for these insufferable pricks.

  7. 7.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    April 13, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    I blame Scully and Mulder

  8. 8.

    Corner Stone

    April 13, 2018 at 6:20 pm

    The reading list sounds like the phonyist, fake, garbage ass pseudo-intellectual masturbatory nonsense ever. What are you, a freshman in PHIL or COMP REL trying to shake off some panties?

  9. 9.

    Corner Stone

    April 13, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    Sheryl Sandberg is the fucking devil. She’s much smarter than Zuck and that makes what she’s doing 100X more blatantly evil.

  10. 10.

    (((CassandraLeo)))

    April 13, 2018 at 6:22 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: Scully and Mulder took the knee in solidarity with protesting NFL players. In conclusion, fuck these sanctimonious pricks; they’re not fit to shine Scully and Mulder’s shoes. But they’re still preferable to president* Spanky.

  11. 11.

    Gvg

    April 13, 2018 at 6:24 pm

    I thought Clinton would win. I still can’t wrap my mind around how stupid millions of people were. I mean it wasn’t actually hidden, how stupid the guy is nor how crooked, nor how in competant in business. So it’s hard for me to yell at someone for that mistake.
    Now wanting her to be handicapped because she wasn’t the same team as he was”…that is bad values.

  12. 12.

    randy khan

    April 13, 2018 at 6:24 pm

    There is something out there in RWNJ land that makes them incapable of understanding that people can hold two thoughts in their heads at once. It’s perfectly rational to believe that Comey did a terrible job handling the Clinton investigation (which he did – both spouting off about whether she’d protected her emails sufficiently and then announcing they were re-opening the investigation when there was no evidence anything actually being there were awful decisions, among other things), that he nevertheless was right that no rational prosecutor would want to charge her, and that Trump was wrong for firing him.

    (Same with McCabe – I have no idea whether the IG’s report is accurate, but even if it is and he deserved discipline, it’s also clear that the timing and the rush to judgment were extremely out of the ordinary and therefore suspicious. Heck, the release of *just* that part of the IG’s report today, while the rest is still in process is equally suspicious.)

  13. 13.

    oldster

    April 13, 2018 at 6:24 pm

    Okay–boxed text (and what is not boxed) makes sense now. Thanks!

  14. 14.

    trollhattan

    April 13, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    @khead:
    But Dr. King had such a grand relationship with Director Hoover!

  15. 15.

    Lee Hartmann

    April 13, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    @trollhattan: Amen^2

  16. 16.

    Mary G

    April 13, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    Comey wanted people to think he’s a noble, unbiased person and feels that going on every TV show in existence will prove it. He is mistaken.

  17. 17.

    Lee Hartmann

    April 13, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    “Additionally, we need to stop allowing college students to read Niebuhr, Luther, Oakeshotte, etc., unless they sign a NDA stating they will not issue any public mention of them without first having their statement approved by their old professor or someone with standing in the field who actually understood what they read.”

    Golf clap.

  18. 18.

    Jeffro

    April 13, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    Thank you, yes, they were just trying to keep her margins down And clip her wings

  19. 19.

    Ignatius Donnelly

    April 13, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    Great rant, but – seriously? You’d take J. Edgar Hoover over these guys because he kept his mouth shut?

    When you have files on every public figure in the country you can afford to be more laconic than Calvin Coolidge. Hoover was one of the worst actors in American history, and we’re better off with a room full of Comeys than him.

  20. 20.

    Scamp Dog

    April 13, 2018 at 6:29 pm

    @khead: Actually, he’s quoting Martin Luther, the German protestant reformer. But fuck Comey anyway. He deserves that, and more.

  21. 21.

    Dave

    April 13, 2018 at 6:29 pm

    @randy khan: It’s an interesting tell how gleeful this administration at it’s various enablers are now that they finally have a half-truth they can pound the table with as oppossed to the normal complete horseshit they are forced to resort to.

  22. 22.

    Yarrow

    April 13, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Sheryl Sandberg is the fucking devil. She’s much smarter than Zuck and that makes what she’s doing 100X more blatantly evil.

    Completely agree. I have never trusted her, even before her stupid “Lean In” book. She’s awful.

  23. 23.

    Corner Stone

    April 13, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    @randy khan:

    that he nevertheless was right that no rational prosecutor would want to charge her, and that Trump was wrong for firing him.

    I don’t think it was wrong to fire him. I am glad Comey was fired.

  24. 24.

    Emma

    April 13, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    Bravo! Olé!

  25. 25.

    Betty Cracker

    April 13, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Co-signed. Every damned word.

  26. 26.

    (((CassandraLeo)))

    April 13, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    @Mary G: While I agree, he is at least correct that he will come out of this looking far more credible than the president*. This is a low enough bar that he will probably trip over it, though, because he’s not nearly as perceptive as he imagines himself to be, even after being blindsided by the election results.

  27. 27.

    khead

    April 13, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    @trollhattan:

    I do despise the Disneyfied Wypipo MLK.

    @Scamp Dog:

    Yeah, I’m a dumbass. Again. I caught that after I posted. That’s what I get for skimming during happy hour. Agree though that the point still kinda stands.

  28. 28.

    eemom

    April 13, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    Dump vs. Comey: rooting for injuries, as you sports folk say.

  29. 29.

    Jay

    April 13, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    @Gvg:

    “Now wanting her to be handicapped because she wasn’t the same team as he was”…that is bad values”

    Comey’s a Republican. All Rethug’s have been steeped in CDS and Clinton Rules for 40 years now.

    While the most obvious forms of the derangment show up on Ragebook Uncles pages after 5pm drinky time, and RWNJ rants at Red State,

    The derangement, as Comey shows, affects all Rethug’s and more than a few “Independents” in more suble ways.

  30. 30.

    different-church-lady

    April 13, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    Forget about injuries, I’m cheering for the meteor.

  31. 31.

    Tractarian

    April 13, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    For the record, it’s entirely possible to, as I do, think that Comey and company are a bunch of insufferable pricks while also thinking they are telling the truth about Orange Julius Caesar.

    That’s exactly right, and bears repeating. Comey’s mistakes, grievous as they were, were mistakes of judgment, not dishonesty.

  32. 32.

    Waldo

    April 13, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    Ironically, SHS says firing Comey is one of Spanky’s greatest achievements. When his book goes to the top of the best-seller list, Comey might be inclined to agree.

  33. 33.

    jl

    April 13, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    My take is that Mr. Upright Noble cut overly big corners on the rules, because he thought it wouldn’t make any difference ‘just this once’. He wanted to cut corners because he thought the Clintons were sleazy, or thought he would get flack from GOPers who thought he should think the Clintons were sleazy. Which is probably true. But I don’t see they were or are sleazier than the vast majority of successful politicians who are forced (or are lucky enough, depending on their viewpoint) to operate in an extremely corrupt and sleazy political and corporate culture. And for Mr. Upright Noble, why should what GOP hacks thought he should think be so important?

    Why was possible, or probable, Clinton sleaziness (which by all evidence was legal) so damned important? Maybe the GOPers who waged a decades long smear campaign against them for partisan political purposes can answer that question.

    Too bad a high minded public official who reads the philosophers could not look that far into his thinking.

  34. 34.

    Corner Stone

    April 13, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    Ari Melber is going nuts on his show right now, re: Comey and pee tape allegations.

  35. 35.

    rikyrah

    April 13, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    ?????
    Thank you, Cole ?

  36. 36.

    rikyrah

    April 13, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    @Corner Stone:
    Why?

  37. 37.

    Ruckus

    April 13, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    @different-church-lady:
    Can I sit near you?
    If I wish for a meteor the damn thing would land on my head. You wishing for it gives me hope that the aim would be better. Unless you are looking for a freakingly large meteor.

  38. 38.

    BC in Illinois

    April 13, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    I’ve instructed my daughter to send me a text if Rosenstein is fired.
    I’m going to be out of the loop. My son and I are going to see “The Death of Stalin.” To lighten the mood.

  39. 39.

    Baud

    April 13, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    @Tractarian: Nor treason.

  40. 40.

    piratedan

    April 13, 2018 at 6:41 pm

    well, considering Comey was busy fucking over his own agency’s norms and protocols in his haste to hamstring She Who Must Not Be Named, and now has the chutzpah to trot out his reasons in public for being an insufferable prig full of himself and his own biases, maybe he can quietly reflect on how his actions have affected the agency and the country he supposedly respects so much and after taking his book bonus money, he could have just shuffled the fuck off the national stage and maybe do something redemptive like work in a community food bank or build houses for the homeless. Otherwise, fuck that sanctimonious bastard.

  41. 41.

    Corner Stone

    April 13, 2018 at 6:42 pm

    @rikyrah: Basically he is going crazy on the Comey excerpts with George Steph where Comey talks about how it was possible Trump had pros peeing on each other. He didn’t know but it was possible. Amb McFaul tried to downplay what Comey has said and Ari was having none of it.

  42. 42.

    TenguPhule

    April 13, 2018 at 6:42 pm

    FBI vs GOP

    Rooting for mutual destruction at this point.

  43. 43.

    geg6

    April 13, 2018 at 6:42 pm

    @Tractarian:

    Yup. This exactly. Comey may be a sanctimonious asshole with bad judgment, but I don’t believe he’s a liar. If the Shitgibbon’s lips are moving, he’s lying and he’s also a sanctimonious asshole with bad judgment. Do you prefer seeing a turd on your lawn to your sewer backing up and flooding your basement? I know what I prefer if only given those two choices.

  44. 44.

    TenguPhule

    April 13, 2018 at 6:45 pm

    @Baud:

    Remember it took them only five days or so to realize that the new emails were duplicates. They could have done that first thing and avoided the drama.

    “NEW EMAILS!” on page 1.

    “sorry, copies of ones we’ve already gone through, our bad” on page eight in small print.

  45. 45.

    hueyplong

    April 13, 2018 at 6:46 pm

    Rooting for the Comey scorpion against the Trump scorpion and glad they are in a jar together.

  46. 46.

    MomSense

    April 13, 2018 at 6:48 pm

    Lean [FUCKING] In?

    Elements of Style? Letters From a Birmingham Jail? So this asshole is citing college freshman year intro class books as his guiding lights? Comey’s arrogance and self righteousness is off the chart. That’s probably why he reads David Brooks’ musings on humility.

    I want to burn shit down.

  47. 47.

    TenguPhule

    April 13, 2018 at 6:53 pm

    @Ruckus:

    Unless you are looking for a freakingly large meteor.

    Its the only way to be sure.

  48. 48.

    Roger Moore

    April 13, 2018 at 6:54 pm

    For the record, it’s entirely possible to, as I do, think that Comey and company are a bunch of insufferable pricks while also thinking they are telling the truth about Orange Julius Caesar.

    This. The FBI may be our allies of necessity in taking down Trump, but we shouldn’t think that makes them our friends. The same as the remaining Never Trump Republicans.

  49. 49.

    TenguPhule

    April 13, 2018 at 6:54 pm

    @piratedan:

    and maybe do something redemptive like work in a community food bank or build houses for the homeless.

    Cleaning public park toilets with his tongue sounds about right for him.

  50. 50.

    Mnemosyne

    April 13, 2018 at 6:55 pm

    To reiterate something Kay said when the whole Comey thing first blew up: someone who has actual ethical standards doesn’t have to sit down and ask himself how to cram an action s/he wants to take inside those standards. A standard is a standard.

  51. 51.

    Adam L Silverman

    April 13, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    @Corner Stone: It’s borrowed from military commanders producing their own recommended reading lists, which are intended to foster individual self development among their Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and/or Marines.

    In 2015 I helped to build the SOCOM Commander’s reading list.

  52. 52.

    PPCLI

    April 13, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    I could forgive Comey everything else in this post, but…

    Sheryl Sandberg??? Three fricking choices, and Sheryl Sandburg?

    Not Diderot, not Mme. du Châtelet, not Erasmus, not Spinoza, not Wollstonecraft, not Hume, not Gibbon, not Bulgakov. [And certainly not Aristophanes, Gogol, Swift or Bayle… no laffs at this dinner].

    One time offer, three choices, and one of them writes clanking business bestsellers.

    If I were his college prof. I’d be composing a very disappointed letter for my former charge.

  53. 53.

    TenguPhule

    April 13, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    from military commanders producing their own recommended reading lists, which are intended to foster individual self development among his Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and/or Marines.

    They did remember to tell them that Animal Farm, 1984 and A Handmaid’s Tale are supposed to be cautionary tales, not instruction manuals?

  54. 54.

    jl

    April 13, 2018 at 6:59 pm

    @Roger Moore: It’s a natural human impulse to lash out and yell about enemies and blowing shit up. But we should keep in mind that an institution, like the FBI, can and should be reformed and improved. The goal of restoring democratic governance the cares about the welfare of the population should be kept in the back of our minds during this fight.

  55. 55.

    Corner Stone

    April 13, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    In 2015 I helped to build the SOCOM Commander’s reading list.

    Did it include anything as insufferably prickish as the ones he chose?

  56. 56.

    Adam L Silverman

    April 13, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    @TenguPhule: I’ve never seen one of them on any of the reading lists.

  57. 57.

    Adam L Silverman

    April 13, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    @Corner Stone: No. There were several selections on leadership, which is always a standby on these lists. Then a bunch of stuff on irregular, asymmetric, and unconventional warfare. Here’s the one I helped build:
    https://jsou.libguides.com/readinglists/socom2016

  58. 58.

    ruemara

    April 13, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    The rampant self-righteousness of these fuckheads. Ugh. Also, fuck “lean-in”.

  59. 59.

    MisterForkbeard

    April 13, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    @Mnemosyne: This. Kay’s got Comey’s number.

    As others have said here, I can believe Comey is a total putz who fucked up inexcusably in the election AND I can believe Trump was wrong to fire him in his attempt to quash the Russian probe. There’s literally nothing that excludes one from the other.

  60. 60.

    Cheryl Rofer

    April 13, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    Comey doesn’t seem to have said anything in his book about the toxic environment of the New York FBI office.

  61. 61.

    lamh36

    April 13, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    Deleted…already a post about it

  62. 62.

    Adam L Silverman

    April 13, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    @Corner Stone: One additional item: I didn’t pick each of those. I contributed some of the suggestions and then vetted the overall list of recommendations before it was cut down by my colleague who was responsible for doing so.

  63. 63.

    trollhattan

    April 13, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    Knives are out everywhere.

    White House correspondent April Ryan says she’s received death threats from the public since asking press secretary Sarah Sanders at the White House press briefing on Tuesday if President Donald Trump has ever “thought about stepping down.”

    Sanders, in response, told Ryan “no” and said her question was “absolutely ridiculous.”

    “That was one of the options that I was told was on the table and had been on the table before,” Ryan told CNN’s Brian Stelter. “It’s not beyond the realm of logic right now because this president is in the midst of a firestorm on various issues.”

    Ryan’s question came the day after the FBI raided the office of Trump’s lawyer, Michael Cohen. The New York Times reported that agents were seeking records related to the “Access Hollywood” tape. The Justice Department said Friday that Cohen has been “under criminal investigation” for months in New York due to his business dealings, but he has not been charged with a crime. Ryan says her employer, American Urban Radio Networks, has also received death threats via email and has since been in contact with the FBI regarding the situation.

    “I’m angry about it, but it’s not going to deter me from doing my job,” Ryan said. “I’m angry about the fact that people are ginning people up to come after me for that. I’m viewing the attacks as partisan. But that question had nothing to do with politics. And my source was a Republican source that’s close to the administration.”

    And it’s Scott Pruitt with the zillion-man security detail, on account of “unprecedented” threats. What does Ms. Ryan get, pepper spray and karate lessons?

  64. 64.

    eemom

    April 13, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    @BC in Illinois:

    My son and I are going to see “The Death of Stalin.” To lighten the mood.

    Careful — the government it depicts is exponentially less fucked than the one we’ve got here.

  65. 65.

    ruemara

    April 13, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Why would he? It would kill the noble, stoic leader narrative and point out his underlings were that out of control & stupid enough to believe conspiracy theories. The place needs a wave of firings and a fumigation. Unfit to be agents.

  66. 66.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    April 13, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    Seriously. I’m so sick of the Comey the Conflicted Conscience of America show. He did earn a good, hard firing after what he did in 2016, but that doesn’t mean that Tяump wasn’t corrupt when he fired him. I mean, yeah, I’m glad to see Comey take shots at Tяump. But that doesn’t mean he’s anything other than a self righteous blowhard in love with the myth of his own rectitude.

  67. 67.

    Roger Moore

    April 13, 2018 at 7:14 pm

    @Waldo:

    Ironically, SHS says firing Comey is one of Spanky’s greatest achievements.

    She might even be right, which highlights just how worthless Trump has been.

  68. 68.

    Roger Moore

    April 13, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Cleaning public park toilets with his tongue sounds about right for him.

    I was thinking more along the line of living in a monastery doing penance under a vow of silence. The vow of silence being key, of course.

  69. 69.

    Gelfling 545

    April 13, 2018 at 7:22 pm

    @Scamp Dog: I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.
    Martin Luther 1521

  70. 70.

    The Ancient Randonneur

    April 13, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    McClatchy headline: Sources: Mueller has evidence Cohen was in Prague in 2016, confirming part of dossier

  71. 71.

    Roger Moore

    April 13, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    @jl:
    I’m at least as worried about people confusing temporary allies with friends. I want to put together a big enough tent to contain everyone who wants to get rid of Trump. I am even optimistic enough to think that some of the people who join us under that tent may want to stay after Trump is gone. But I know we shouldn’t confuse the anti-Trump tent with the Democratic tent. The people who want to stick with us should be on probation until they’ve shown the understand what we’re about; they don’t get to claim a leadership role in Democratic politics just because they joined us in fighting Trump.

  72. 72.

    zhena gogolia

    April 13, 2018 at 7:32 pm

    Additionally, we need to stop allowing college students to read Niebuhr, Luther, Oakeshotte, etc., unless they sign a NDA stating they will not issue any public mention of them without first having their statement approved by their old professor or someone with standing in the field who actually understood what they read.

    Hahaha, this is so funny!

  73. 73.

    Matt McIrvin

    April 13, 2018 at 7:32 pm

    @Roger Moore: Every single one of those people thinks that not agreeing with them about everything is why the Democrats lost in 2016.

  74. 74.

    zhena gogolia

    April 13, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    @Ignatius Donnelly:

    But he was nice to Shirley Temple.

  75. 75.

    MisterForkbeard

    April 13, 2018 at 7:35 pm

    @The Ancient Randonneur: Didn’t Cohen publicly dispute the ENTIRE dossier because he said he wasn’t even in Prague, and showed a picture of his passport to prove he didn’t have any Czech stamps on it?

    Others had since noted that he has two passports and could easily have used the other one. I *think* that was Cohen.

  76. 76.

    MoxieM

    April 13, 2018 at 7:38 pm

    @BC in Illinois: Terrific movie. I hope you enjoy it. (It would take a comedy about Uncle Joe Stalin to make anything funny these days). And I grew up around refugees from the Glorious Bolshevik Revolution.

  77. 77.

    zhena gogolia

    April 13, 2018 at 7:38 pm

    @eemom:

    Um, I beg to differ.

  78. 78.

    Corner Stone

    April 13, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Every single one of them thinks that both a)Democrats should stop supporting minority rights/ voting rights/interests/”Identity Politics” and b)continuing to support down ballot R candidates is the correct position.

  79. 79.

    MomSense

    April 13, 2018 at 7:42 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    The ability to hold opposing ideas simultaneously is one of the ways you can tell you’re a liberal.

  80. 80.

    Corner Stone

    April 13, 2018 at 7:42 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I am familiar with a few authors on that list.

  81. 81.

    Jay

    April 13, 2018 at 7:46 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:

    In the newest thread it’s pointed out Cohen twitted out a photo of the cover of his passport, not the contents, nobody stamps the cover,

    and Prague is in the Shenegian Zone of the EU, where travel between nations doesn’t require crossing Customs, so all Cohen had to do was travel from the US to any other City in the Shenegian Zone, get his passport stamped, then travel to Prague.

  82. 82.

    p.a.

    April 13, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    re: tRump tweeting Comey is a liar and leaker. Tweets would be libel, not slander, correct?

    Would Comey’s defense be “I’m neither. I’m a self-righteous prig.”?

  83. 83.

    Cheryl from Maryland

    April 13, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    Well, crap, Comey was at William and Mary the same time I was. However, just like all chemistry and bio majors, his interview from about his college years makes him sound like a complete asshole (my roommate was a bio major, who became a doctor, so I know entitlement when I hear it).

  84. 84.

    patrick II

    April 13, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    @Baud:

    That has always pissed me off about the whole affair. There are probably existing scripts to find matching emails (I don’t actually know since I have been out of the computer business for awhile), if not a decent programmer could have written one in less than a day, and probably in about ten minutes. Comey didn’t have to do what he did for any of the B.S. reasons he claims — he wanted to.

  85. 85.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 13, 2018 at 8:42 pm

    @patrick II: Law firms had e-discovery software 15 years ago that could do that.

  86. 86.

    rachel

    April 13, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    @MomSense: But these ideas are not opposing because either or both of these possibilities can be true.

  87. 87.

    Turgidson

    April 14, 2018 at 12:23 am

    @Baud:

    Maybe there were issues I’m not aware of that gummed up the works, but almost any doc review program can identify and sort duplicates in a matter of seconds.

    And they really could have safely assumed that HRC related emails on her aide’s laptop were dups to begin with. The idea that Huma Abedin would have had a treasure chest of incriminating or classified emails lying around in the first place, and then backed them up on Carlos Danger’s laptop…seriously? God dammit.

  88. 88.

    Turgidson

    April 14, 2018 at 12:25 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: beat me to it. Yes. Even ancient Concordance and IPro were more than up to the task. It had to have been NY FBI Trumpista assholes slow walking this shit for maximum political casualties, right?

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