Ok- last call to express interest in the calendar. This is not actual orders, this is pre-orders so that I may gauge how many need to be ordered.
If you have not already, please email balloonjuicecalendar[email protected] [fixed address —M4] and state HOW MANY calendars you wish to purchase. Nothing else.
Please follow these SIMPLE ASS INSTRUCTIONS or you will be judged the way Steve judges me every time I walk up the stairs to the second floor.
If you are wondering why the runner is all cockeyed, it is because around the corner is Steve’s litterbox that he rarely uses. However, I changed the litter yesterday, and he immediately went into the litter box, used the runner to plant his paws, and then kicked litter in every fucking direction, coating a sixteen square foot area with a light coating of litter. He didn’t even use it. He just arranged it for me.
Because he is helpful like that. The motherfucker.
rikyrah
Steve looks cute in that picture.
But, it is his house, after all.
Already sent my email and order, Cole.
Good Morning :)
Central Planning
He had the turds arranged just the way he wanted and you had to fuck it up. Why wouldn’t Steve do that?
chopper
all caps, right? do you mind if i also sign you up for my local larouche mailing list?
Major Major Major Major
Done!
OzarkHillbilly
And I can see how tastefully he’s done it too.
TomatoQueen
Good morning Steve, ya big galoot.
PaulWartenberg
thought I tried before but my gmail doesn’t have it archived in the SENT folder. so… will submit again!
Yarrow
Whatever happened to the Balloon Juice site rebuild fundraiser? People had suggested starting it the Sunday after Thanksgiving. That’s come and gone.
Major Major Major Major
The Moar You Know
You mean cats aren’t supposed to do that? News to me.
PaulWartenberg
okay I tried sending to [email protected] but it just bounced back as Address Not Found. :/
Yarrow
@Major Major Major Major: @PaulWartenberg: According to the email address on the upper right corner of the site, it’s [email protected], “calendar” without the “s.”
germy
If Steve could type, he would probably comment here.
Major Major Major Major
@Yarrow: fixed it for him, thanks
Ruckus
@germy:
Nah, commenting here is beneath him.
pinacacci
he judges us all
PaulWartenberg
Aha, I see the problem. Pronoun trouble.
Also, it seems I did send an email back on Nov. 13th, so please confirm. :)
Humdog
The woodwork in your home is just beautiful, John.
schrodingers_cat
Husband kitteh calls the scattering of litter everywhere without even actually using the litterbox, the dance of joy. They like to check out their new bathroom without using it. Dance of joy, is their seal of approval.
Ohio Mom
@Yarrow: Getting tired of re-typing in your nym and email address every hour on the hour?
Me too.
HinTN
Text of email sent on 9 November 2018 at 1635 Central:
I hope you got it and the pix.
Adrift
Thank you for the one laugh I had today. And one helluva laugh it was. I miss my kitty so so much, it’s my first Christmas without her in 18 years. She and Steve as Maine Coons would have gotten along splendidly.