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Balloon Juice Calendar

by John Cole|  November 28, 20188:52 am| 22 Comments

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Ok- last call to express interest in the calendar. This is not actual orders, this is pre-orders so that I may gauge how many need to be ordered.

If you have not already, please email [email protected] [fixed address —M4] and state HOW MANY calendars you wish to purchase. Nothing else.

Please follow these SIMPLE ASS INSTRUCTIONS or you will be judged the way Steve judges me every time I walk up the stairs to the second floor.

If you are wondering why the runner is all cockeyed, it is because around the corner is Steve’s litterbox that he rarely uses. However, I changed the litter yesterday, and he immediately went into the litter box, used the runner to plant his paws, and then kicked litter in every fucking direction, coating a sixteen square foot area with a light coating of litter. He didn’t even use it. He just arranged it for me.

Because he is helpful like that. The motherfucker.

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  1. 1.

    rikyrah

    November 28, 2018 at 9:00 am

    Steve looks cute in that picture.
    But, it is his house, after all.
    Already sent my email and order, Cole.

    Good Morning :)

  2. 2.

    Central Planning

    November 28, 2018 at 9:06 am

    He had the turds arranged just the way he wanted and you had to fuck it up. Why wouldn’t Steve do that?

  3. 3.

    chopper

    November 28, 2018 at 9:10 am

    please email [email protected] and state HOW MANY calendars you wish to purchase. Nothing else.

    all caps, right? do you mind if i also sign you up for my local larouche mailing list?

  4. 4.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 28, 2018 at 9:24 am

    Done!

  5. 5.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 28, 2018 at 9:27 am

    He just arranged it for me.

    And I can see how tastefully he’s done it too.

  6. 6.

    TomatoQueen

    November 28, 2018 at 9:28 am

    Good morning Steve, ya big galoot.

  7. 7.

    PaulWartenberg

    November 28, 2018 at 9:30 am

    thought I tried before but my gmail doesn’t have it archived in the SENT folder. so… will submit again!

  8. 8.

    Yarrow

    November 28, 2018 at 9:30 am

    Whatever happened to the Balloon Juice site rebuild fundraiser? People had suggested starting it the Sunday after Thanksgiving. That’s come and gone.

  9. 9.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 28, 2018 at 9:31 am

    Address not found

    Your message wasn’t delivered to [email protected] because the address couldn’t be found, or is unable to receive mail.

  10. 10.

    The Moar You Know

    November 28, 2018 at 9:33 am

    You mean cats aren’t supposed to do that? News to me.

  11. 11.

    PaulWartenberg

    November 28, 2018 at 9:33 am

    okay I tried sending to [email protected] but it just bounced back as Address Not Found. :/

  12. 12.

    Yarrow

    November 28, 2018 at 9:37 am

    @Major Major Major Major: @PaulWartenberg: According to the email address on the upper right corner of the site, it’s [email protected], “calendar” without the “s.”

  13. 13.

    germy

    November 28, 2018 at 9:38 am

    If Steve could type, he would probably comment here.

  14. 14.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 28, 2018 at 9:43 am

    @Yarrow: fixed it for him, thanks

  15. 15.

    Ruckus

    November 28, 2018 at 9:44 am

    @germy:
    Nah, commenting here is beneath him.

  16. 16.

    pinacacci

    November 28, 2018 at 10:12 am

    he judges us all

  17. 17.

    PaulWartenberg

    November 28, 2018 at 10:21 am

    Aha, I see the problem. Pronoun trouble.

    Also, it seems I did send an email back on Nov. 13th, so please confirm. :)

  18. 18.

    Humdog

    November 28, 2018 at 10:33 am

    The woodwork in your home is just beautiful, John.

  19. 19.

    schrodingers_cat

    November 28, 2018 at 10:35 am

    Husband kitteh calls the scattering of litter everywhere without even actually using the litterbox, the dance of joy. They like to check out their new bathroom without using it. Dance of joy, is their seal of approval.

  20. 20.

    Ohio Mom

    November 28, 2018 at 1:03 pm

    @Yarrow: Getting tired of re-typing in your nym and email address every hour on the hour?

    Me too.

  21. 21.

    HinTN

    November 28, 2018 at 3:07 pm

    Text of email sent on 9 November 2018 at 1635 Central:

    I want two, please. 

    Also, I want to thank your royal grumpy assholiness for pushing this rope. 

    Pictures approaching the event horizon. 

    HinTN

    I hope you got it and the pix.

  22. 22.

    Adrift

    November 28, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    Thank you for the one laugh I had today. And one helluva laugh it was. I miss my kitty so so much, it’s my first Christmas without her in 18 years. She and Steve as Maine Coons would have gotten along splendidly.

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