Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Oppose, oppose, oppose. do not congratulate. this is not business as usual.

Republicans choose power over democracy, every day.

Tide comes in. Tide goes out. You can’t explain that.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

I swear, each month of 2025 will have its own history degree.

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

Their shamelessness is their super power.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

’Where will you hide, Roberts, the laws all being flat?’

Everything is totally normal and fine!!!

Hey hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

The current Supreme Court is a dangerous, rogue court.

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

Petty moves from a petty man.

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  10. 10.

    NotMax

    People are cluttering up the inbox over this? It’s not like you’re exactly shy about sharing anything worth reporting.

  12. 12.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??

    I just noticed that the heart pillow was signed by people giving Cole’s dad care. A student nurse even signed it! Same year I’m going to graduate too ??

  13. 13.

    Jackie

    I’m soooo happy he’s doing great! Be as onery as you want, Dad Cole. That kept my Dad going strong for 99.5 yrs!

  16. 16.

    Geeno

    Go old man Cole!!
    hahahahha
    Yay! old fart power!!! It’s all that keeps me going these days.

  19. 19.

    SFAW

    Hey, John!
    How’s your father doing? I haven’t heard anything since forever.

    Glad to see he’s doing well. And I like the pillow.

  20. 20.

    The Midnight Lurker

    Wait a minute… that’s a shot of DICK CHENEY!

    Okay, which one of you jackals is missing a heart?

  25. 25.

    Mary G

    We were supposed to email you? Nobody told me.

    Good to see the proof of life, thanks. Considering he had a joint replaced and a heart bypass, he looks spectacular.

  29. 29.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    It’s good to see someone back where they belong and recovering. Hopefully it’s not Dick Cheney that took his place. ;)

  30. 30.

    Yutsano

    Hmm…
    Still not seeing it.

    Have to see what the plan is here. I don’t need this bed but do require some major rehab.

  34. 34.

    WaterGirl

    Hi Dad Cole. You look amazing!
    ::waving::

    But this picture was from an hour ago, so please excuse me while I send Cole an ALL CAPS EMAIL ASKING JOHN HOW YOU ARE DOING.

  36. 36.

    Tokyokie

    When I had my triple bypass, my caregivers and those who were in the room when I came to, signed mine. Since then, my thoracic surgeon has died of cancer, my cardiologist retired to his native Österreich, and one of the witnesses is awaiting execution. The spousal unit, or at least somebody with access to her cellphone number, remains with us.

    But it’s great to see Cole père doing well. I think I was in the hospital a couple of days longer. But now the best thing he can do, other than walking, are exercises with the invective spirometer. And DO NOT DRIVE UNTIL CLEARED TO DO SO. Trust me on this.

  38. 38.

    Amir Khalid

    @Tokyokie:

    one of the witnesses is awaiting execution.

    I am torn between morbid curiosity and a lifetime of being trained to Mind My Own Bidness.

  43. 43.

    Ohio Mom

    @Amir Khalid: Seconded. Also curious about the spousal unit cellphone comment. But good to know Tokyokie recovered without a hitch.

    @Yutsano: I don’t understand your comment either. What’s wrong with the bed?

  45. 45.

    HRA

    Yes, Mr. Cole you are fine. You keep on being fine through the process of healing.
    Best regards
    Hope

    .

  47. 47.

    Ruckus

    @Ohio Mom:
    Yutsano is in the hospital finally getting some help for his body’s decision to fall down and lay there till someone picked him up.
    Sounds like his demeanor has improved a bit.
    Healthcare will do that to a person.

  52. 52.

    SFAW

    @Mary G:

    We were supposed to email you? Nobody told me.

    Cole especially likes whiny/complaining e-mail in ALL CAPS!

    [As WaterGirl has hinted at in #34.]

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