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You are here: Home / Gun Issues / Gun nuts / Dan Crenshaw May Be the Dumbest Person on the Planet

Dan Crenshaw May Be the Dumbest Person on the Planet

by John Cole|  September 4, 20199:16 pm| 100 Comments

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Situations like this story are why we protect the 2nd Amendment.

Side note: With universal background checks, I wouldn’t be able to let my friends borrow my handgun when they travel alone like this. We would make felons out of people just for defending themselves. https://t.co/x60mdd1WW1

— Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) September 4, 2019

He said this. Out loud. For everyone to see. A member of congress is handing out guns to people who couldn’t pass a background check.

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  1. 1.

    lumpkin

    September 4, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    This is why we need universal gun registration and strict liability for the owner.

  2. 2.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 4, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    @lumpkin: Yup, treat ’em like a car.

  3. 3.

    Balconesfault

    September 4, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    She’s just lucky they grabbed her purse and not the bag she had her gun in. There’s no evidence whatsoever that these men were actually armed or had any intention to do bodily harm to her.

    I’m not saying they didn’t deserve to be shot… But it’s only lucky happenstance that the result wasn’t much worse.

  4. 4.

    TenguPhule

    September 4, 2019 at 9:24 pm

    Dan Crenshaw May Be the Dumbest Person on the Planet

    Donald Trump congratulated Poland for being invaded by Nazi Germany.

  5. 5.

    Amir Khalid

    September 4, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Presumably Mr Crenshaw would also happily hand over his car keys to a friend without a driving licence.

  6. 6.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 4, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    @Amir Khalid: …who may have had just a couple of drinks.

  7. 7.

    BruceFromOhio

    September 4, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    A member of congress is handing out guns to people who couldn’t pass a background check.

    That gets an A+ rating from the NRA!

    Vote for me! I’ll give you my gun!

  8. 8.

    TenguPhule

    September 4, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    Cake or Death
    @Johngcole
    wasn’t this fucking moron in the military did they completely get rid of company level armorers and signing in and out your weapons and what not are they no longer considered sensitive items in the arm? https://twitter.com/DanCrenshawTX/status/1169078474226765825

    That was the old boring law abiding military. Today we have the Trump military where big burly man call him Sir and tell him tearfully that he must take their money and spend it on a wall.

  9. 9.

    Honus

    September 4, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    No, Mr. Crenshaw, you should not be allowed to loan your handgun to anyone you want to. Only qualified people should carry and use firearms.

    I am qualified to use explosives. I cant just lend them to anybody I might feel needs to blow something up.

    The phrase “shit for brains” keeps coming to mind more and more these days.

  10. 10.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 4, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    @Honus:

    I cant just lend them to anybody I might feel needs to blow something up.

    Jeez, you’re no fun.

  11. 11.

    Jeffro

    September 4, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    “YOU CAN’T EXPECT ME TO ‘NOT’ LOAN OUT MY GUNS TO WIFE-BEATERS AND THE CRIMINALLY INSANE, I MEAN, IS THIS RUSSIA OR WHAT?” OH WAIT…

  12. 12.

    Barbara

    September 4, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    OT sort of — WaPo tells me that Jim Sensenbrenner is the 12th Republican to retire from the House this cycle. Not a real pick up opportunity.

  13. 13.

    NotMax

    September 4, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    Then: “Can I borrow a cup of sugar?”

    Now: “Can I borrow a box of bullets?”

    //

  14. 14.

    Brendan in NC

    September 4, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    Crenshaw is a Ron White two-fer. “You can’t fix stupid”; and “I had the RIGHT to remain silent, but I didn’t have the ABILITY.”

  15. 15.

    lollipopguild

    September 4, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    @NotMax:” Would you like a cup of sugar with your box of bullets?”

  16. 16.

    Honus

    September 4, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: actually I’ve been using explosives since I was about 14, and it’s been a lot of fun. But I’m not advocating giving dynamite to middle schoolers as a constitutional right just because my dad was an earthmoving contractor in the 1960s.

  17. 17.

    Just One More Canuck

    September 4, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    “This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.”

  18. 18.

    Jeffro

    September 4, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    Someone should ask Crenshaw exactly 1) what kinds of wusses he has for friends, that need a 2) loaned handgun to defend themselves 3) when/wherever they travel? Let’s hear more about these friends, the kinds of ‘dangers’ they are facing and where, and how exactly are they traveling?

    MEDIA, I’m tired of doing your job for you! You could follow up on this stuff for days (ok, at least A day/news cycle). Please proceed, Rep Crenshaw. Tell us alllll about it….

  19. 19.

    Jeffro

    September 4, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    @Honus:

    I’m not advocating giving dynamite to middle schoolers as a constitutional right just because my dad was an earthmoving contractor in the 1960s.

    See this is the kind of commie pinko LOLOL never mind I can’t even fake it…it’s too hard to channel their craziness…(the Repubs AND the news media’s)

    “Free dynamite for teens: opinions differ. Welcome to…the Situation Room!”

  20. 20.

    joel hanes

    September 4, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    you’re no fun

    you fell right over.

  21. 21.

    Balconesfault

    September 4, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    @Barbara: not a real pickup opportunity, but I am assuming that the GOP will need to spend more money taking the seat then just defending an incumbent.

  22. 22.

    Honus

    September 4, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    @Jeffro: I’m also pretty good with a rifle but I don’t think 10 year olds should have pink semi-auto .22s.

  23. 23.

    Jeffro

    September 4, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    Still looking for the phrase in the 2nd Amendment that says “…well-regulated militia, plus also the ability to loan a gun or three to my bros who couldn’t pass a background check if their lives depended upon it…shall not be infringed”

    Must be in the small print.

  24. 24.

    Honus

    September 4, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    @joel hanes: god bless firesign

  25. 25.

    eric

    September 4, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    @Just One More Canuck: that is in the top 3 hardest laughs i have ever had!

  26. 26.

    Duane

    September 4, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    “Is that my gun in your pocket, or just glad to see me?”

  27. 27.

    Gravenstone

    September 4, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    @Barbara: Maybe not a pick up, but good riddance to absolute garbage. Now, if only he could convince his colleague (and my representative*) Grothman to pack it in as well.

  28. 28.

    eric

    September 4, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    @eric: i did not have permission to edit…..the number 2 was an episode of simpsons where maggie gets the nail gun. and tied for number 1 are two scenes from archer … one involving Alabama and the other involving Pele.

  29. 29.

    Amir Khalid

    September 4, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    Come to think of it, lending guns out to unlicenced friends sounds like the sort of irresponsible conduct that brings about (or should, anyway) the forfeiture of a gun licence.

  30. 30.

    Duane

    September 4, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    @Jeffro: These clowns serve it up on a silver platter. Keep talking you idiots.
    Elections are coming up. People start paying attention.

  31. 31.

    Jeffro

    September 4, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    @Honus:Wait, what? it’s almost like you’re taking a nuanced and thought out position here ;)

    Crenshaw’s version, “How are my friends supposed to live their lives in peace and be safe (from the voices in their heads) if they don’t give their 10-year-olds pink semi-auto 22s? HOW???”

  32. 32.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 4, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    Stephen Gutowski @ StephenGutowski
    The AR-15 is the most popular rifle in America. I’m not sure why anyone would believe trying to confiscate them wouldn’t result in significant violence. What MeghanMcCain said isn’t new. That’s been the animating concept of the gun rights movement since Lexington and Concord.

    Mr Gutowski writes for the Free Beacon, teaches firearm safety classes, makes a point of telling us in his twitter bio that he is a “Christian”, and has a curious idea of the issues involved in the American Revolution. I believe Son of Erick is also noisy about his religiosity

    Erick Erickso @ EWErickson
    I know people who keep AR-15’s buried because they’re afraid one day the government might come for them. I know others who are stockpiling them. It is not a stretch to say there’d be violence if the gov’t tried to confiscate them.

    Why do you need that gun?
    To protect the gun.
    Um… okay.

    @ joshtpm
    If you pass laws to regulate gun ownership of law abiding citizens they’ll kill you for passing a law. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  33. 33.

    Jeffro

    September 4, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    @Duane: EXACTLY. I think the best thing Dems can do is just keep asking: so the Republicans are saying there’s just NOTHING we can do here, on any front, about gun violence in America? No way to study it, no way to curb it, no way to spare tens or even hundreds of families from these tragedies? Just let it keep happening?

    And let that question hang there

  34. 34.

    Another Scott

    September 4, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    @NotMax: Twitter (reprise):

    Marie Connor @thistallawkgirl

    I don’t know shit about guns, so I can’t talk shit about guns, but I can go buy a gun.
    https://twitter.com/calebjhull/status/1168612217501245440 …

    … but I can go buy a gun. but Thank God I can borrow one from Dan Crenshaw!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  35. 35.

    Martin

    September 4, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    I have an idea. States can ban gun ownership and possession, but in exchange, all of the seized/bought back guns will be freely distributed to random people in the states that don’t ban guns provided those people don’t come to the gun controlled states. Everybody wins! California gets the gun control we want, and Texas gets every an AR-15 in the hands of every rando criminal which apparently is what they want.

  36. 36.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 4, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    Keeeeriiiist.

  37. 37.

    cynn

    September 4, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    Let’s just arm wildlife and be done with it.

  38. 38.

    coin operated

    September 4, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    Uh huh…and this mofo would be the first to say something if a POC went on a shooting rampage with a ‘borrowed’ gun.

  39. 39.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 4, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    also, we sometimes talk about the next trump, the one with the same demagogic instincts but a bit less crude, I think it could be Crenshaw. Tom Cotton doesn’t scare me cause he’s creepy. I haven’t paid much attention to Josh Hawley, but in terms of cynicism, ambition, bio and media manipulation, Crenshaw could go places. I don’t mean that in a good way, for us.

  40. 40.

    Steve in the ATL

    September 4, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    Has PsiFighter37 bought his newborn daughter her first gun yet?

  41. 41.

    gene108

    September 4, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    I often wonder what Republicans learn, when they go to Ivy League schools. Crenshaw has a bachelor’s from Tufts and an MPA from Harvard.

    And he tweets stuff like this out.

    Either he’s playing to the white gun humpers out there, and their fears of gun confiscation*, or he never cracked open a book during class.

    * At this point, I think they are making their fears come true, like a self fulfilling prophecy, because the longer they block any attempt to address the problems of mass shootings in malls, mass shootings in school, etc., people are just going to get fed up with their shit and do what they most fear by confiscating all the guns.

  42. 42.

    SectionH

    September 4, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    Our Democratic rep. Susan Davis also announced this afternoon that she’s retiring from Congress. She’s 75, has held the job for 20 years, and maybe just wants to take it a bit easier. In her announcement, she said, “My decision today represents a desire to live and work ‘at home’ in San Diego.”

    She’s never been much in the spotlight, but I’ve been very happy with her as our rep. CA-53 is a pretty safe D seat. Will have to see who gets in for the primary.

  43. 43.

    wasabi gasp

    September 4, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    Swab his poop deck, John!

  44. 44.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    September 4, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    Congressman Gohmert, you need to call your office, your title as Dumbest Congressman From Texas is in danger.

  45. 45.

    Another Scott

    September 4, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    Twitter:

    Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette Editrix, King Of You @commiegirl1

    lol thanks for the link! https://twitter.com/EmilyMiller/status/1169291961364373505 …

    [graphic version of the following:]

    An estimated 287,400 prisoners had possessed a firearm during their offense. Among these, more than half (56%) had either stolen it (6%), found it at the scene of the crime (7%), or obtained it off the street or from the underground market (43%). Most of the remainder (25%) had obtained it from a family member or friend, or as a gift. Seven percent had purchased it under their own name from a licensed firearm dealer.

    11:18 AM – 4 Sep 2019

    Hmm…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  46. 46.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 4, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    @gene108: I often wonder what Republicans learn, when they go to Ivy League schools. Crenshaw has a bachelor’s from Tufts and an MPA from Harvard.

    Mike Pompeo was first in his class at West Point, Harvard Law. Ben Sasse (accent grave on the e) has PhD in history from Yale. Michelle Bachmann, she of the far-away eyes, has a JD from William and Mary, which I think is no slouch, academically, and had as I understand a respectable career handling complex tax law.
    I think the first and third are basically religious whack jobs, and Sasse is a manipulative cynic, but he’s got nothing on Crenshaw, who I think may prove to be at least as cynical and ruthless as Gingrich without the Macy’s parade balloon buffoonery. And did you know he’s a wounded combat veteran? I’m sure he doesn’t like to talk about it. I wouldn’t sleep on that MoFo.

  47. 47.

    Jeffro

    September 4, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    @gene108: I think they’ve drunk too much of their own Kool-Aid, and think that we really won’t solve the problem until everyone in the country is open-carrying 24/7. Never mind that some other countries seems to have solved the problem in other ways.

    They want the guns available on demand for multiple historical and psychological reasons (reasons, not excuses). I think our reasons are better. I’m glad it’s turning into a voting issue.

  48. 48.

    Another Scott

    September 4, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    BBC: No No-deal Brexit bill will get through the House of Lords on Friday (i.e. they won’t filibuster it to death) as a result of a deal with Labour.

    Boris must be even more furious.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  49. 49.

    Steve in the ATL

    September 4, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    @Another Scott: I have trouble understanding their processes. Where’s Tony Jay to make me even more confused?

  50. 50.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 4, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: there were two Brit commentators on MSNBC tonight. One saying Boris has a cunning plan and it’s going according to his wishes, he actually wants no-deal Brexit cause it makes him look tough and all those silly details will sort themselves out. Another says he has no idea what he’s doing and he’s hopping for panic to panic without a clue. Sound familiar?

    The most depressing thing I’ve heard (from Ben Rhodes, Obama’s aide) is that there’s a good chance that new elections will bring an even more pro-Brexit Conservative majority.

  51. 51.

    Another Scott

    September 4, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: He’s moving his clothes down onto the lower peg… (6:06) (NSFW)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  52. 52.

    The Dangerman

    September 4, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    …and think that we really won’t solve the problem until everyone in the country is open-carrying 24/7.

    Simpsons.

  53. 53.

    Anne Laurie

    September 4, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    Dammit, Cole, I was saving this for a Late Night Open Thread with the title “Dan Crenshaw Has 30-50 Feral Friends, Probably”…

  54. 54.

    Chip Daniels

    September 4, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    John’s tweet is on point.
    The US military has more restrictions on guns than any liberal would ever dare dream of.

    Because they fucking know what guns do.

  55. 55.

    Kay

    September 4, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    Warren was the best at the climate debate.

  56. 56.

    jeffreyw

    September 4, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    Obama going to have an EGOT and Trump is going to have an aneurysm. https://t.co/gG7FyTMAp8— Schooley (@Rschooley) September 4, 2019

  57. 57.

    Martin

    September 4, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: ‘Educated’ and ‘smart’ are different words for a reason.

  58. 58.

    NotMax

    September 4, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    Who here hasn’t had experience with lending friends or neighbors something and then never having it returned?

  59. 59.

    Martin

    September 4, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    @Anne Laurie: Ok, that is millions better than Cole’s title.

  60. 60.

    Taobhan

    September 4, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    It strikes me that Crenshaw was just throwing out a hypothetical to counter AOC’s argument. I mean, he wouldn’t be stupid enough to lend a gun to a friend who doesn’t have one, especially if that friend has never owned a gun, shot a gun before or had any training on how to handle one. That action would be extremely reckless, particularly if that friend ended up killing himself/herself (or an innocent person) with the gun or even having it stolen from them. I owned guns many years ago and know it’s a serious responsibility to have guns around the house. I don’t want one now (no need because I’ve come to loath hunting) and think it would be appropriate to require gun owners to buy liability insurance in case the gun is used negligently and causing great harm. Maybe even those who sell guns should be required to buy liability insurance in case the gun buyer uses it in a negligent manner. In my state, we’re required to have liability insurance to register a car – not sure why guns should be treated differently.

  61. 61.

    Brachiator

    September 4, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Obama going to have an EGOT and Trump is going to have an aneurysm.

    Bob Dylan and George Bernard Shaw each have an Oscar and a Nobel Prize. Both won the Nobel Prize for Literature. Dylan won a Best Song Oscar. Shaw won an Oscar for the screenplay for Pygmalion. The only two people who have accomplished this.

    So, Obama winning an Oscar would put him in a very special group.

  62. 62.

    Wapiti

    September 4, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    If his buddies don’t already have a concealed permit and a weapon already, why does he keep them as friends? They’re probably liberals.

  63. 63.

    Mike in NC

    September 4, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    Boris Johnson must wish he’d planned a holiday this week in the Bahamas.

  64. 64.

    Another Scott

    September 4, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    @Taobhan: Guns are treated differently because they’re specifically mentioned in the Constitution while cars, etc., aren’t. That doesn’t mean guns can’t be regulated (the 2nd Amendment has the word “regulated” of course, as does Scalia’s DC v Heller decision), but it does make it more difficult (at least rhetorically) until Heller is re-decided/overturned/etc.

    I appreciate (and agree with!) the need for regulation/registries/licensing/insurance and all the rest, but it’s not a very strong argument given the post-Heller legal (and rhetorical) landscape, IMHO. At least I haven’t seen such an argument thus far.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  65. 65.

    Calouste

    September 4, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: The opposition at the moment is pretty sure that Johnson doesn’t know what he is doing, and that having the public exposed to that for a few weeks would won’t do the prospects of the Tories in the upcoming elections much good. IOW, give ‘m rope and let ‘m dangle. His performances in the House of Commons so far have been pretty dire.

  66. 66.

    trollhattan

    September 4, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    UB40, IB100. Concert night. On Wednesday?

  67. 67.

    NotMax

    September 4, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    @Brachiator

    Also, in addition to Bob Dylan and Barack Obama, the others who have won a Nobel and a Grammy are MLK, Jr., Mikhail Gorbachev, and Jimmy Carter.

  68. 68.

    Brachiator

    September 4, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    @Another Scott:

    No No-deal Brexit bill will get through the House of Lords on Friday (i.e. they won’t filibuster it to death) as a result of a deal with Labour

    Here is where things get to be fun.

    The bill could be given royal assent by the Queen and become law on Monday September 9.

    However, BoJo could ask that the Queen withhold royal assent. Instant British constitutional crisis.

  69. 69.

    Wapiti

    September 4, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    @Chip Daniels: Yup. For example, in the military, just having an “accidental” discharge is serious. Typically the weapon went off because it wasn’t on safe or the owner didn’t properly clear the weapon – non-accidental user fails.

  70. 70.

    Calouste

    September 4, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    @Brachiator: The trick that the opposition uses is that they either get concessions from Johnson, which make him look weak in the eyes of the Brexiteers, or have him do something egregious, which puts off the more moderate Tories. Having him expel 21 MPs including a number of former cabinet ministers and the grandson of Winston Churchill was a good start of the latter. Johnson has gotten away with promising a lot of different things to different people, so it’s time to have the rubber hit the road. Not asking for Royal Assent probably pisses off enough people that there will be a vote of no confidence.

  71. 71.

    Honus

    September 4, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: yeah, it could result in violence. Somebody could shoot up a movie theater or a school or a nightclub or a concert or a wal-mart store or a congressional baseball game or something.

  72. 72.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 4, 2019 at 11:36 pm

    @Jeffro: If you listen to Erickson, or Meghan McCain or the super Christians who blame “keeping God out of the schools”, it all really amounts to the same thing: mass shootings are an expression of their displeasure, and the way to stop mass shootings is to obey them. Sooner or later they’ll go full terrorist and just make it explicit: vote for us or we will murder you in the street. The alt-right fash already have.

  73. 73.

    NotMax

    September 4, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    @Calouste

    The British tabloids thrive on being cutting, so somewhat surprised none has (AFAIK) trotted out the sobriquet Pissraeli for Boris.

  74. 74.

    Honus

    September 4, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: but they’re not elites!! None of them would ever put mustard on a cheesesteak.

  75. 75.

    Jay

    September 4, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Little tip about Parliamentary Elections,

    Unless they show the polling riding by riding and show their math, anybody talking about who probably wins, is talking out their ass.

    In Parliamentary systems you elect your MP from a multiple of Parties.
    Your riding might go Labour, and the riding right next door, with the exact same Voter metrics, might go LibDem.

    If a Party get’s an absolute majority of elected MP’s, they get to form the Government. If a Party gets the most MP’s, but not a majority, they get the first chance, ( 14 days) to gather a official or unofficial Coelition Government. If they don’t manage, the Options are 2nd place gets a chance, or if there is no chance, the Parliament can be prorogued and new elections held.

    The leader of the Party that manages to form the Government, get’s to be PM, provided they won the election in their riding. If they didn’t, then ususally a Junior MP in a safe riding steps down for them and a byelection is help.

    As an example, Scheer and the Cons are leading Trudeau and the Liberals in the popular vote, by +3,

    However, Trudeau and the Liberals are currently projected to have 219 seats to the Con’s 182, and current probabilities are 38% that Trudeau and the Liberals will win a Majority, 26% a minority.

    There is a 10% probability that Scheer and the Cons could win a majority, 0% probability that they could form a minority Government.

    What happened yesterday in the House, and Lords, was the MP’s pulled Boris de Piffle Johnson’s majority,

    and reaffirmed that Legislative power resides in the House and Lords,

    Today the House and Lords reaffirmed that the House and Lords have the right to vote on and enact Legislation that bans a No Deal Brexit, and compels the Government to ask for an extension to Article 50 to January ( I forget the exact date) or any date the EU agrees to,

    And only once this is done and decided, then and only then will the House and the Lords consider to allow Boris de Piffle Johnson to call an election.

  76. 76.

    Ruckus

    September 4, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    @Honus:

    The phrase “shit for brains” keeps coming to mind more and more these days.

    Shit for brains may be a step up for these morons. A big, fucking giant step up from the lowest form of whatever is below shit on the evolutionary scale.

  77. 77.

    dmsilev

    September 4, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Has anyone asked Erickson or one of his ilk why more-secular-than-the-US Europe isn’t drowning in mass murders?

  78. 78.

    Amir Khalid

    September 4, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    @Jay:

    Boris de Piffle Johnson

    Finally, a spelling I can get behind.

  79. 79.

    Another Scott

    September 4, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    @dmsilev: Are you sure you want their answer to that?

    Mises.org:

    Note, however, that these comparisons always employ a carefully selected list of countries, most of which are very unlike the United States. They are countries that were settled long ago by the dominant ethnic group, they are ethnically non-diverse today, they are frequently very small countries (such as Norway, with a population of 5 million) with very locally based democracies (again, unlike the US with an immense population and far fewer representatives in government per voter). Politically, historically, and demographically, the US has little in common with Europe or Japan.

    Prejudice about the “Developed World” vs “the Third World”

    But these are the only countries the US shall be compared to, we are told, because the US shall only be compared to “developed” countries when analyzing its murder rate and gun ownership.
    And yet, no reason for this is ever given. What is the criteria for deciding that the United States shall be compared to Luxembourg but not to Mexico, which has far more in common with the US than Luxembourg in terms of size, history, ethnic diversity, and geography?

    Whataboutery is a clue that the argument they present isn’t going to be a reasonable one…

    HTH.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  80. 80.

    Ruckus

    September 4, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    @coin operated:
    I see you are familiar with Ronnie Raygun and the Black Panthers. And the NRA – that’s the National Racist Association.

  81. 81.

    Jay

    September 4, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    @Taobhan:

    Guess you don’t follow A Well Regulated Militia on twitter.

    In ‘Murikkka, guns enable stupid. Moar Gunz, moar stupid.

  82. 82.

    Mandalay

    September 4, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    For those wondering how Crenshaw even managed to get elected, check out the shape of his gerrymandered district.

  83. 83.

    Ruckus

    September 5, 2019 at 12:00 am

    @Mr Stagger Lee:
    Do you really think he can use a phone?

  84. 84.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 5, 2019 at 12:05 am

    Ugh. Pete Davidson was too nice saying this idiot looked like a hitman in a porno movie.

  85. 85.

    Jay

    September 5, 2019 at 12:11 am

    A member of our well regulated militia sells two handguns to a woman over social media (she's too young to buy from a firearms dealer) for "home safety." She shoots her roommate in the head while role-playing break-in scenarios. He doesn't survive. https://t.co/vNXBSnrvI2— WellRegulatedMilitia (@Well_Regulated_) September 5, 2019

  86. 86.

    Jay

    September 5, 2019 at 12:12 am

    A member of our well regulated militia fires a gun while playing with it and shoots a woman in the back. https://t.co/GBSjFewTCK— WellRegulatedMilitia (@Well_Regulated_) September 5, 2019

  87. 87.

    Jay

    September 5, 2019 at 12:13 am

    A member of our well regulated militia uses a handgun to murder his father during an argument about washing dishes. He initially lies to police and says a stranger shot him and then ran out of the house. https://t.co/aXIO2b47cs— WellRegulatedMilitia (@Well_Regulated_) September 5, 2019

  88. 88.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 5, 2019 at 12:14 am

    @Honus: Silly Honus. The only way to stop a bad guy with a lit stick of dynamite is a good guy with a lit stick of dynamite.

  89. 89.

    Jay

    September 5, 2019 at 12:15 am

    Just three of ten examples of A Well Regulated Militia today alone.

  90. 90.

    Jay

    September 5, 2019 at 12:16 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    No, silly, you need a Roadrunner with a lit stick of dynamite.

  91. 91.

    Jay

    September 5, 2019 at 12:21 am

    30 – 50 Feral Pigs,

    A member of our well regulated militia shoots himself while trying to shoot some wild boar on his property. He does not survive. https://t.co/OEhHywasp7— WellRegulatedMilitia (@Well_Regulated_) September 3, 2019

  92. 92.

    Jay

    September 5, 2019 at 12:40 am

    Maryland’s red flag law disarmed a man who threatened to shoot his co-workers. Police found 146 guns in his home.In 1996, the man was charged with two counts of assault, battery and threatening arson, all of which were dropped by prosecutors. #MDPolitics https://t.co/DZHcwvIVS6— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) September 5, 2019

  93. 93.

    Martin

    September 5, 2019 at 12:44 am

    @Brachiator: I just wanna say, I’m fucking showing up when he goes for that Tony.

  94. 94.

    ThresherK

    September 5, 2019 at 12:48 am

    @Jay: I thought you had posted the same thing 3x because of FYWP.

  95. 95.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 5, 2019 at 12:56 am

    @Jay: Meep BOOM!

  96. 96.

    Jay

    September 5, 2019 at 12:58 am

    @ThresherK:

    Yeah nope, 3 of 10 shootings reported today alone, and not every shooting even goes reported.

  97. 97.

    Jay

    September 5, 2019 at 12:59 am

    For overnight:

    Political scientist @jacobfhsmith did part of his dissertation on this topic. Especially in a polarized environment like today's, minority-party incumbents are particularly likely to retire if they perceive there's little chance of regaining a majority https://t.co/AxDH7XfqBC— Stephen Wolf (@PoliticsWolf) September 5, 2019

  98. 98.

    Redshift

    September 5, 2019 at 1:11 am

    I think we can safely conclude that most gun-humpers have read the same percentage of the Heller decision as most evangelicals have read of the Bible

  99. 99.

    Brachiator

    September 5, 2019 at 1:18 am

    @Calouste:

    Not asking for Royal Assent probably pisses off enough people that there will be a vote of no confidence.

    As Jay has noted, the Rebel Alliance want to make sure that “no deal BREXIT” is off the table before agreeing to a no confidence vote to trigger a general election.

    The fighting is sharp, up close and personal now. Some dirty deals have been avoided, but there might be a few more tricks to be played.

    For example, if I understand correctly, BoJo could say the general election will be October 15. The government still is in power, but Parliament is now dissolved. Technically, there are now no MPs. Then Johnson says, “you know what, I like October 30 better for the general election.” Done, and no one could stop him.

  100. 100.

    Amir Khalid

    September 5, 2019 at 3:14 am

    @Brachiator:
    Once Parliament is dissolved ahead of a general election, the PM himself is also no longer an elected MP, and has only limited caretaker powers. (At least, that’s how it works in Malaysia’s parliamentary system which was copied from the British.) These limited powers don’t including screwing around with the election date, fixed by law at a specified number of days (30 in Malaysia) after dissolution of Parliament. BoJo could try it anyway, being BoJo, but he might not succeed.

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