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Saturday Afternoon Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 9, 20201:07 pm| 180 Comments

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I always forget that after he is shaved, Steve looks like a hairy meatloaf:

Saturday Afternoon Open Thread

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  1. 1.

    Chacal Charles Calthrop

    May 9, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    Just in time for the last bout of cold weather…

  2. 2.

    Amir Khalid

    May 9, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    Did you get to do any needed touch-up work, or was Steve not going for it?

  3. 3.

    HumboldtBlue

    May 9, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    You Staring At Me Juarez Yes Steve Your Gigantic

  4. 4.

    NanCo

    May 9, 2020 at 1:20 pm

    Catloaf.

  5. 5.

    ema

    May 9, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    That is one great picture of Steve. He is adorable!

  6. 6.

    Emma from FL

    May 9, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    You’re taking your life into your own hands. He can hear… he can read…. he can understand….

  7. 7.

    MomSense

    May 9, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    Don’t listen to him, Steve.  You are magnificent!

  8. 8.

    RepubAnon

    May 9, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    Steve still has that “You’ll need to sleep sometime, Primate” look…

  9. 9.

    germy

    May 9, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    But a comfortable hairy meatloaf.

  10. 10.

    PsiFighter37

    May 9, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    Breezy sunny day here in NYC…definitely cooler than usual. Today marks 50 days inside, save for grocery trips, picking up deliveries downstairs, and going outside for a run.

  11. 11.

    J.

    May 9, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    It’s like you Photoshopped Steve’s head onto some other cat.  LOL

  12. 12.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    Did you get to do any needed touch-up work?

    I’m gonna have to go with a hard ‘no’ on that one.

  13. 13.

    Benw

    May 9, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    @PsiFighter37: 55 days doing exactly the same out here in the Long Island ‘burbs! Heading out for a breezy cold but sunny jog

  14. 14.

    germy

    May 9, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    Tesla’s Elon Musk threatens to sue county, relocate over coronavirus restrictions

  15. 15.

    Mary G

    May 9, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    I am back from my first time out of the house since March 5. The crating of the kitteh went off without a hitch; all praise to FSM. There was a lot of outraged yowling, got to the vet, called, they came out to get her, gave her a thorough exam, chopped off her talons, and gave her a shot of the same steroid I take every day, gave me a new flea med, charged me $421. I never left the car. The old vet retired and the new vet is a very young woman I really like. She came out and talked to me. The vet is next to the Stater Bros. market so I watched people come and go. Most wore masks and there was no line. Lot of men buying flowers and beer. The Stater Bros. employees had all different masks on, so I guess they had to buy their own. ?

    One woman was hanging out in front with two small kids, maybe aged 3 and 5, and letting them run up and down unmasked. She had a mask, but was wearing it around her neck. I gave her a dirty look. She ignored it.

    When we left, a bunch of giant SUVs were coming into the parking lot with huge American flags displayed out their windows. I saw my first ever MAGA hat in person on an angry lady. More protests are being astroturfed, I guess.

    RIP Little Richard.

    Little Richard dies and “Jerry Lee Lewis” trends on twitter, and white people continue to question the existence of systemic racism.

    RIP Richard Wayne Penniman, a genius before your time. pic.twitter.com/e0T9sNhtbQ
    — Lisa Brenner (@LisaBrenner2) May 9, 2020

    Pat Boone is also trending on my TL. White people, WTF number three zillion and two.

  16. 16.

    Amir Khalid

    May 9, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    @germy:

    Elon can be such a petulant little boy sometimes.

  17. 17.

    zhena gogolia

    May 9, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Steve looks cuddly and smooth. I love to pet them when they’re like that.

  18. 18.

    PJ

    May 9, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    @Mary G: Richard, like so many black performers of the time, was subject to systemic, organized racism and countless indignities, but the fact that these other white performers are trending now is not a sign of current racism.  Richard and Jerry Lee were friends and both played piano.  Jerry Lee has always acknowledged Richard’s talent, as a songwriter, stylist, and showman, and has covered many of his songs.  Since Jerry Lee is the biggest survivor of that era still standing, it’s natural that people should also wonder how he is doing.

    Pat Boone had bigger hits with Richard’s songs, with versions that were no comparison, which is a sign of the racism of the times, and the fact that people would be curious about that now is also not a sign of current racism.  ETA: Pat Boone comes up in every obit of Richard for this reason, so it’s not surprising that people would wonder who he is or what he is up to.

  19. 19.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 9, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    Spending a Saturday afternoon indoors (as opposed to working in the yard, haters.) Have a roaring fire going in the fireplace, which is not how I’d have anticipated the second weekend in May.

  20. 20.

    jeffreyw

    May 9, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    It seems that we have been adopted by a stray kitteh.  She’s unfazed by Gabe’s frenzied barking.  She was starving so we’ve fed her, applied some flea stuff to the back of her neck, and made an appointment with the vet to have her fixed and vaccinated.  Mrs J has mentioned thinking up a name that would work.  Open to suggestions.

  21. 21.

    Jean

    May 9, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    Since this is an open thread, I wonder if anyone here reads Progress Pond, new blog name for Martin Longman’s site.  I had a prime subscription but recently cancelled it.  Just not worth it.

  22. 22.

    JimV

    May 9, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    Doesn’t look like any meatloaf I would eat. You must be very, very hungry. If I were Steve, I would be worried, and he does look a little worried to me.

    Also I would reply, “I don’t resemble that remark!”

  23. 23.

    WereBear

    May 9, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    @jeffreyw:  Madame Steele

  24. 24.

    geg6

    May 9, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    Maybe a very pissed off meatloaf contemplating murder under cover of the dark. Don’t call him a meatloaf to his face, is all I’m saying.

  25. 25.

    Jinchi

    May 9, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    @germy: Elon Musk threatens to sue county, relocate over coronavirus restrictions

    He’s clearly just a man desperate to feed his new baby.

  26. 26.

    Bex

    May 9, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    @jeffreyw: Jill for Jill Biden.

  27. 27.

    Mary G

    May 9, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    @jeffreyw: That face! She looks like a Harriet to me.

  28. 28.

    Jinchi

    May 9, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    I never realized people shaved cats.

    Do you use the same tranquilizer darts that vets do when working with tigers at the zoo?

  29. 29.

    Mai naem mobile

    May 9, 2020 at 2:21 pm

    That cat looks like he’s planning some strategery. I would be concerned Cole and I ain’t talking Susan Collins concerned either.

  30. 30.

    WereBear

    May 9, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    @Jinchi: I never realized people shaved cats.

     

    Too hot or too tangled. Maine Coon Cats survived North Atlantic ships and New England winters.

  31. 31.

    Luciamia

    May 9, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    Regardless of the dirty looks that is one cooperative cat.

  32. 32.

    trollhattan

    May 9, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    I played army too, then turned eight. Here are the self-described “California State Militia, 2nd Regimen [sic]” playing army by the State Capitol. One wonders what the extent of their grievances are. Pretty sure I don’t have the time.

  33. 33.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    May 9, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    @jeffreyw: Turnip(TURN UP). As in she just turned up one day.  I’ll see myself out…  May be Velcro? As in sticks like?

  34. 34.

    PsiFighter37

    May 9, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    @Jean: I like Martin’s work and know him personally from my college days when I lived in Philly, but so much of his stuff sits behind a paywall. I don’t mind supporting folks, but the layout of the repurposed BT website isn’t great IMO. I also canned my TPM Prime subscription, but that was more because I think spending extra money these days on things I do not really need is going to be tough given the hard times that are ahead.

  35. 35.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    May 9, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    @trollhattan: What the actual fuck…If they want to play Army they can go join the National Guard.  Jeez what a bunch of assholes.

  36. 36.

    raven

    May 9, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    @Mary G: When I was a little kid in Whittier I came flying around the corner in the Staters Brothers and took out and entire display of mayo! And I mean “took out” like smashed half the bottles. In other news I realized I’m paying over $100 a month for health insurance for Bodhi so I filed for 4 months of Rymadil and I just got $240 from them!

  37. 37.

    Immanentize

    May 9, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    I looked at her, sweet thing (maybe?), And thought of Victorian times.

    I suggest

    Emma (a good Victorian name and a good one for a Red) or

    Prosperity (a good Quaker/Puritan name). Also, appearing in your life at this moment has greatly increased yours.

    It is nearing time for cat number two at the Imm/p house. The big rescue period in these parts starts in mid-summer….

  38. 38.

    Luciamia

    May 9, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    @jeffreyw: Blue Steel.?

  39. 39.

    Death Panel Truck

    May 9, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    @PJ: Pat Boone comes up in every obit of Richard for this reason, so it’s not surprising that people would wonder who he is or what he is up to.

    Hopefully enough people will be curious enough to research Pat Boone, so they’ll discover he’s a right-wing lunatic who writes for the likes of Townhall and World Net Daily, and attacked Barack Obama with the most vile of racist bullshit.

    From the Huff Post:

    In an Oct. 31, 2009, column, Boone likened “the current occupant” of the White House — you know, Obama — as someone who “has purposely brought a whole flock of social and political voracious varmints with him into our House,” likening this to “a very real infestation of termites and rodents.” Boone discusses “tenting,” in which “Experts come in, actually envelope the whole dwelling in a giant tent – and send a very powerful fumigant, lethal to the varmints and unwelcome creatures, into every nook and cranny of the house. Done thoroughly, every last destructive insect or rodent is sent to varmint hell – and in a day or two, the grand house is habitable again.” Boone adds, “I believe – figuratively, but in a very real way – we need to tent the White House!”

    “Our House.” Fuck Pat Boone. That asshole isn’t fit to shine Little Richard’s shoes.

  40. 40.

    trollhattan

    May 9, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    @EmbraceYourInnerCrone:

    My thoughts exactly, presuming the Guard would even want them. There’s been an outbreak of bone spurs, or so I’ve heard.

  41. 41.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 9, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    @Mary G:

    Can’t now remember just where I saw it, but one of the obits I came across earlier today had a wonderful line about Little Richard (from memory, so possibly not word-for-word): “He always sounded like the last man on earth singing the first song ever written.”

  42. 42.

    NotMax

    May 9, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    @Jeffreyw

    Hilda.
    Or Cha-cha.

  43. 43.

    Baud

    May 9, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    @Jean: I used to read Booman pretty religiously through 2016. The 2016 primary killed it for me.

  44. 44.

    Immanentize

    May 9, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    @NotMax: Cha-cha is strong.

  45. 45.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    May 9, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Miss Molly in memory of Little Richard.

  46. 46.

    Croaker

    May 9, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    Feel bad for Steve grave injustice there. Lower rug shave is bad enough.

  47. 47.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    @Mary G: Glad the vet visit and went well and that you avoided the potential cat carrier catastrophe, but that’s a lot of money.  Yikes.  Based on the bill, it sounds like she needed to be there, so  it’s good that you brought her in, though.  I hope that doesn’t mean you will have to eat ramen noodles for a month.

  48. 48.

    Another Scott

    May 9, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    @jeffreyw: I was thinking she looks like a Gretel, but maybe Gretchen would be better?  (Ala Gretchen Whitmer.)

    Beautiful kitty.  You’re a good man.

    Best of luck to her!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  49. 49.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    @Mai naem mobile: I don’t have the chart handy – is the Susan Collins concern level higher or lower than the Jeff Flake?  So hard to keep it all straight.

  50. 50.

    Another Scott

    May 9, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    @Jean: I used to read it fairly regularly maybe a decade ago.  But something, er, weird happened to the regulars in the comment section maybe 5 years ago (shortly after the new and improved version) and I haven’t been back.  I do continue to read him at WaMo, but not every day.

    My $0.02.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  51. 51.

    pamelabrown53

    May 9, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    @Baud:

    His regular commenters were so horrific that I, too, haven’t frequented his site in years. Occasionally, I read one of his columns/posts on my daily stop to read Nancy LeTourneau (Smartypants) at Washington Monthly-Political Animal.

  52. 52.

    Beautifulplumage

    May 9, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    Riffing off of a couple of previous suggestions:

    Emma Peel

    ETA this was meant for Jefferyw

  53. 53.

    Baud

    May 9, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    @pamelabrown53:

    Nancy LeTourneau

    I like her.  She’s not “provocative” but she’s solid.

  54. 54.

    Beautifulplumage

    May 9, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    Miss Pearl got a spa day at the vet last week with her regular checkup and she is so loving our current 80 deg weather!

  55. 55.

    germy

    May 9, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Faces of the dead

    Some of the people we’ve lost to the virus.

  56. 56.

    Elizabelle

    May 9, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    Another cheer for Nancy LeTourneau.  She’s great.

  57. 57.

    Lumpy

    May 9, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    Maine Coons are such nice cats. Steve is handsome!

  58. 58.

    jeffreyw

    May 9, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    @WereBear: Ginger, Bea, Toby, Homer, Ollie, Bitsy – I prefer one word names, 2 syllables max.  Additional words on occasion for emphasis, e.g. Homer dammit.

  59. 59.

    Tdjr

    May 9, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    @jeffreyw: She looks like a Pearl to me.

  60. 60.

    jeffreyw

    May 9, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    @Bex:

    A contender!

  61. 61.

    Elizabelle

    May 9, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    @germy:   Irreplaceable people.

  62. 62.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    @Elizabelle: Make that three.

  63. 63.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    @jeffreyw: Is the “god” in front of dammit for Homer “silent”?

  64. 64.

    jeffreyw

    May 9, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    @Immanentize: Emma is good.

  65. 65.

    HumboldtBlue

    May 9, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    @Jean:

    I haven’t read Booman  since it became Progressive Pond

    @jeffreyw:

    Cilantro. Sparkles.

  66. 66.

    Mary G

    May 9, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    @WaterGirl: It’s an expensive location in an expensive town, so I’m sure their rent is astronomical, plus I got a three-month supply of the latest best flea meds, she had a blood test and a deworming just-in-case, so I actually guessed it would be more. Also, too, the government gave me $1200 so I have extra money for the moment. They have had the same clinic manager for the 19 years I’ve been going there – a handsome guy with beautiful blue eyes and a major love for all animals, so I got some eye candy/there are still decent human beings in America fix.

  67. 67.

    jeffreyw

    May 9, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    @NotMax: Hills, Hillie, – hmm

  68. 68.

    jeffreyw

    May 9, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Miss Molly just jumped into the top bracket!

  69. 69.

    Jinchi

    May 9, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    @Jean: I stopped reading soon after the transition to Progress Pond as well.  I read the original site as much for the engagement and debate in the comments as for Martin’s articles. The comment section pretty much dried up with the switch. Martin also tends to a pretty severe form of nihilism at times and I don’t think that’s helpful at a time when people need to have at least the prospect that things will get better.

    I wish him the best, but I’d be surprised if the current format is successful.

  70. 70.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    @Elizabelle: Oh, come on!  They aren’t irreplaceable!  When “those” people die doing our ‘essential’ work, there will be plenty more people who need the money that will step up to take their places.  Plus, the Economy > people. My haircut is more important than your life!  Not to mention my god-given right to ride in a golf cart!   Winning! //

    Today, I am putting my rage level at incandescent, in case anyone is interested.

  71. 71.

    jeffreyw

    May 9, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    @Another Scott: Actually, I’m an asshole, but I hide it well.  Mostly.  If I don’t talk too much.

  72. 72.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    @Jean: They lost me with the site “upgrade”.   Too busy, too gaudy.  Plus Martin had started making me crazy with his negative take on everything.  Used to love the Frog Pond.  :-(

  73. 73.

    CCL

    May 9, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    @jeffreyw:   Looks just like the one who adopted us last year – Adorable!  Beautiful golden eyes

     

    Miss Molly is good.  Like Emma  good too.   Gato??

  74. 74.

    jeffreyw

    May 9, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    @WaterGirl: It can go either way.

  75. 75.

    trollhattan

    May 9, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Our puppies have been Bruno, Gracie and Rocco. Bruno arrived with that name and it suited his personality so we kept it. Gracie arrived as Taylor and we were, “What, does she do alterations?” Rocco was named on the drive home from the puppy place.

    We had forgotten the parakeet is Paco, but it hasn’t been too confusing for the dog, coincidentally a bird dog.

    Also named some of the koi but they reproduced to the point it’s hopeless to keep that going.

  76. 76.

    jeffreyw

    May 9, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    @trollhattan: Gracie has a nice ring to it.

  77. 77.

    pamelabrown53

    May 9, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    @Jinchi:

    You know who else has a pretty severe case of nihilism besides Martin Longman? IMHO, Ed Kilgore, formerly at Washington Monthly where Martin now posts.

    Kilgore now posts at NY Mag.-Intelligencer. At his prior gig, I don’t remember him as being relentlessly negative. I’m an on-line subscriber to NY Mag. and I think I’ll let my subscription lapse.

  78. 78.

    hueyplong

    May 9, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    @WaterGirl: Jeff Flake concern is much higher.  He acted like he might actually do something but then saw his shadow, soiled himself, and voted the Trump line.

    Susan Collins doesn’t give a shit, never has, and mails in her wooden acting performance before delivering Kavanaugh to Moscow Mitch.

    She’s the Keanu Reeves of Trumpian moderate cosplayers.

  79. 79.

    trollhattan

    May 9, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    She was dainty, a little prissy and a love button, in huge contrast to the big boy-who-is-all-boy we had previously so it was a fine fit. Poor thing had never learned how to play and a dog who cannot conceive of fetch was a puzzle we never solved.

  80. 80.

    Mallard Filmore

    May 9, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    @Mary G:

     

    gave me a new flea med

    Is there a special reason you need a flea medicine, instead of a collar or powder? I gave up trying to put a collar on my cat, so I went to the supermarket and bought 3 more collars and dropped them in the spots where Cat typically sleeps … never had a flea problem.

  81. 81.

    jl

    May 9, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    @Mai naem mobile: Historically, all of Cole’s pets, except Lily, are constantly thinking up horrific strategies to destroy Cole.

    BTW, did I miss the BJ recipe for hairy meatloaf? I can’t find it.

    Edit: come to think of it, have we had proof of life from Cole, recently? We know that the spirit of Tunch is still in the BJ computers, though has been quiet lately…. too quiet… Have plans been executed at last?

  82. 82.

    Mary G

    May 9, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    It me!

    My mom lost her glasses while making banana bread, she was blaming everyone in the house lol pic.twitter.com/qKvTST6dFU— IG:@Kodi_the_queen (@kodi_the_queen) May 8, 2020

  83. 83.

    Brachiator

    May 9, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    @Mary G:

    Pat Boone is also trending on my TL. White people, WTF number three zillion and two.

    It’s just the algorithm, not racism.

    @PJ:

    Pat Boone had bigger hits with Richard’s songs, with versions that were no comparison, which is a sign of the racism of the times, and the fact that people would be curious about that now is also not a sign of current racism. ETA: Pat Boone comes up in every obit of Richard for this reason, so it’s not surprising that people would wonder who he is or what he is up to.

    Yep, and Boone’s obnoxious political beliefs are a side issue.

    In the 50s and early 60s, Boone was actually quite popular as a mainstream whitebread pop performer. Wholesome and all that BS. He had his own hits, but also regularly would do homogenized cover versions of rhythm and blues songs.

    And one of the best examples of this watered down mess was Little Richard’s “Tutti Fruiti.”

    After Pat Boone‘s success with “Ain’t That a Shame“, his next single was “Tutti Frutti”, markedly toned down from the already reworked Blackwell version. Boone’s version made No. 12 on the national pop chart, with Little Richard’s trailing behind reaching only No. 21 in February 1956.

    Little Richard admitted that though Boone “took [his] music”, Boone made it more popular due to his high status in the white music industry. Nevertheless, a Washington Post Staff Writer, Richard Harrington, quoted Richard in an article:

    They didn’t want me to be in the white guys’ way. … I felt I was pushed into a rhythm and blues corner to keep out of rockers’ way, because that’s where the money is. When “Tutti Frutti” came out. … They needed a rock star to block me out of white homes because I was a hero to white kids. The white kids would have Pat Boone upon the dresser and me in the drawer ’cause they liked my version better, but the families didn’t want me because of the image that I was projecting.

    Boone’s wretched version of the song is part of the history of rock and roll. Fortunately, people are rocking to the original in tribute to Little Richard.

  84. 84.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    @Mary G: Speaking of eye candy, remember the young guy that was the receptionist on Private Practice?  (The Grey’s Anatomy spinoff.)  The surfer guy?  That’s who I think of when I hear that phrase.  Eye candy, indeed.

  85. 85.

    trollhattan

    May 9, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    @Mary G:

    Oh lord, the perfect combo of setup and punchline. :-) I see the lenses melted a little where they touched the pan. Bet mom tries to reuse them.

  86. 86.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    @hueyplong:

    Jeff Flake concern is much higher.  He acted like he might actually do something but then saw his shadow, soiled himself, and voted the Trump line.

    Hey, give the guy a break, he was powerless.  Nothing he could do!  It’s not like he was a fucking Senator or anything!

  87. 87.

    Cheryl from Maryland

    May 9, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    @Bex: Shouldn’t that be “Dr. Jill”?

  88. 88.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    @jl:

    Edit: come to think of it, have we had proof of life from Cole, recently?

    Where have you been?  :-)  Cole has put up 4 posts in the past day!

  89. 89.

    Another Scott

    May 9, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Hey, you! Sit over here!!

    The greatest of all tweets : pic.twitter.com/wZeYhOtZE2

    — Tracy-Ann Oberman (@TracyAnnO) May 9, 2020

    (via nycsouthpaw)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  90. 90.

    trollhattan

    May 9, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Always wondered if “actual kids” listened to Boone, or if he was more the record industry pitching directly to parents, since they controlled the wallet. He was a middle-age spectacle by the time I knew who he was, and of course gifted us the thankfully brief career of “You Light Up My Life” daughter Debby. Which we turned into “You Light Up My Wife.”

    And to think that was a hit at the same time as “Talking Heads ’77.” Lest anybody give her unearned credit for being an improvement over dad, this.

  91. 91.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    May 9, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    @WaterGirl: I think of Chris Hemsworth’s receptionist in the recent Ghostbusters.

  92. 92.

    Yutsano

    May 9, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    @WaterGirl: To be fair, this is one of the reasons why I keep my physiotherapist. VERY handsome man with fantastic blue eyes. And expecting a fourth kid with his wife. Ah well. You can’t have them all.

  93. 93.

    jl

    May 9, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    @WaterGirl: need video of Cole’s pets foiling him in various ways. Then we’ll know for sure.

  94. 94.

    PsiFighter37

    May 9, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    @pamelabrown53: Kilgore’s generally an interesting read, and seems to have awoken from his DLC-induced stupidity at some point in the past decade or so.

  95. 95.

    trollhattan

    May 9, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Hah, ‘trieves gotta ‘trieve. Dapper outfits, and how do you not love that big paw keeping kitteh in place?

  96. 96.

    Bex

    May 9, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    @Cheryl from Maryland: Too many syllables for jw.

  97. 97.

    pamelabrown53

    May 9, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    @Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism:

    Big, hot flashes for Chris Hemsworth! As a gay, oldish woman, I can honestly say he’s my Melissa Etheridge crush on Brad Pitt!

  98. 98.

    Elizabelle

    May 9, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    @Another Scott:   Heh heh.  Sent that to a friend who loves Goldens.

  99. 99.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    @Another Scott: That is awesome!  I actually laughed out loud, in spite of my current state of rage.

  100. 100.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    @Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism: Never saw that, but it sounds like I need to.

  101. 101.

    Elizabelle

    May 9, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    @trollhattan:  I thought pupper was trying to remove kitteh from the picture.  Entirely.  But kitteh not having any of that.

  102. 102.

    Brachiator

    May 9, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Always wondered if “actual kids” listened to Boone, or if he was more the record industry pitching directly to parents, since they controlled the wallet.

    Boone himself was popular. But the revolution was coming. With post-war prosperity, more teens had pocket money. And, as is often the case, technology helped change everything. With the coming of the transistor radio, kids didn’t have to sit and listen to the furniture box radio in the living room, with the rest of the family. They could find their own music.  And they could buy records, 78s and later 45s.

  103. 103.

    Quiltingfool

    May 9, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    Steve is a very handsome meatloaf.  My cat, Baby, is a meatloaf, too!

  104. 104.

    pamelabrown53

    May 9, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Hard to tell if Pat Boone appealed to kids. My mother was only 19 when she gave birth to me and she adored Pat Boone where my father, only a year older, reviled him.

    I grew up with the “crooners”.

    “Father Knows Best”!

  105. 105.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    @Yutsano: More handsome than this?  Such a pretty face!

    Saturday Afternoon Open Thread 1

  106. 106.

    Nora

    May 9, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    @Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism: That was the first time I realized what a great comic actor he is.  Not to mention that great body.

  107. 107.

    Quiltingfool

    May 9, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    @jeffreyw: Oh, my, look at that face!  Lucky you to be chosen by that sweetness!

  108. 108.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    @Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism: @pamelabrown53: @Nora:

    I’m not sure what you guys see in him:

    Saturday Afternoon Open Thread 4

  109. 109.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    @WaterGirl: Oh, I guess he usually looks more like this:

    Saturday Afternoon Open Thread 2

  110. 110.

    danielx

    May 9, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Ophelia!

  111. 111.

    laura

    May 9, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    @trollhattan: Spouse biked out to Mace Blvd., and back through West Sac and on to the Capital and said that West Capital was crawling with goobers getting themselves all kinds of worked up and that when he rolled past the Capital it was wall to wall tactical CHP and so figured some freedom shite-baggery was afoot.

    Re JefferyW – that tabby looks like a Mabel.

  112. 112.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    May 9, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    She’s a beauty!

  113. 113.

    MisterForkbeard

    May 9, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    As a straight white dude, you’re all crazy.

    Clearly the hottest dude ever is 2000s-era Sean Bean. I mean, look at this: i.pinimg.com/564x/d4/71/27/d471276927e0cce1fe5122efcdd6d747.jpg

    I have shared this opinion with my wife. She tells me I’m allowed to have a man-crush, and I’m owning up to it. :)

  114. 114.

    rikyrah

    May 9, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    ???

    BREAKING @RNC says it is doubling its budget to oppose voting rights in court to $20,000,000. Republican spox: RNC is prepared to sue Democrats "into oblivion and spend whatever is necessary."t.co/amsBOegQgD— Marc E. Elias (@marceelias) May 7, 2020

  115. 115.

    Lapassionara

    May 9, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    @rikyrah: Pure evil.

  116. 116.

    rikyrah

    May 9, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    In 2004 Little Richard wrote a profile of himself for our Immortals issue. He explained why he was so dangerous at the time — because was the first black artist whose records the white kids were starting to buy t.co/cX2qTkecyH pic.twitter.com/k8wG3I82rl— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) May 9, 2020

  117. 117.

    jackmac

    May 9, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    Hi all. Checking in from the Reopen Illinois / Collection of Idiots / thinly disguised Donald Trump rally today in far west suburban Chicago.

    About 150 people gathered along Illinois Route 34 for the rally with some carrying signs protesting leftist plots, warning of impending Communism plus prominent Trump flags and signs while a “minister” spoke of the dangers of Satan.

    No guns visible, but Illinois prohibits open carry. No libs allowed either.

    Only a handful of people wore masks, there was no social distancing and one man yelled out his desire to “go shopping.” I’ll check back in a couple weeks to see if there’s an uptick of COVID-19 cases in this  county as a result. The odds are pretty good.

  118. 118.

    Wag

    May 9, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    Who’s next in the trump/ covid orbit?  Ivanka wants in on the action!

    talkingpointsmemo.com/news/ivanka-trump-personal-assistant-test-positive-coronavirus#EmbedCommentsWr…

  119. 119.

    knittingbull

    May 9, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    @jeffreyw: Delurking-Tilly-lurking

  120. 120.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 9, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    @Mary G: My girls had their vet visit yesterday for shots and a wellness check, Madame paid the bill so I’m unaware the exact amount.  She was complaining about the expense, so I’m sure it wasn’t cheap(there were flu shots involved).

  121. 121.

    pamelabrown53

    May 9, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Hah! They say the camera adds 20 LBS.

    Since you can post pics., WaterGirl, maybe you can find me a Hemsworth pic. with longer hair. Long hair on men makes me swoon.

  122. 122.

    HumboldtBlue

    May 9, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:

    Nothing like Richard Sharpe stripping off his shirt to train the bumbling and beaten South Essex into an efficient fighting machine. And in front of the lady as well!

  123. 123.

    raven

    May 9, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    @jackmac: How far west, Naperville?

  124. 124.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 9, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    @trollhattan: Our YorkiePom arrived with the name blanco…she has black fur.  Someone was confused.

  125. 125.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 9, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    @jeffreyw: “Say goodnight, Gracie.”

  126. 126.

    MisterForkbeard

    May 9, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    @rikyrah: I heard about this and it’s really evil. You can also compare this from Trump, who freaked the fuck out and is demanding we invalidate Democratic mail-in votes from California:

    talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-livid-after-california-allows-statewide-mail-in-voting-these-votes-…

    “So in California, the Democrats, who fought like crazy to get all mail in only ballots, and succeeded, have just opened a voting booth in the most Democrat area in the State,” he tweeted on Saturday. “They are trying to steal another election.”

    “It’s all rigged out there,” Trump also wrote. “These votes must not count. SCAM!”

  127. 127.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 9, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    @hueyplong:

    Susan Collins doesn’t give a shit, never has, and mails in her wooden acting performance before delivering Kavanaugh to Moscow Mitch.

    at this point the only surprise to me about Collins and Cory Gardener is they don’t seem to be responding to some really bad polling. With Gardner, I’m assuming he knows he’s toast and he’s got an eye on which pastures he’ll be invited to graze in. I don’t know why, but my totally baseless impression is that Collins seems bizarrely confident about re-election

  128. 128.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    @laura: @jeffreyw:

    I love Miss Molly, but I have to say that “Mabel” seems like a very JeffreyW name!

  129. 129.

    zhena gogolia

    May 9, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I’m reading a Trollope novel that has a character named Lady Mabel Grex (her friends call her Lady Mab). I think it’s a cool name.

  130. 130.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    @knittingbull: Tilly is a good one!  Also a very jeffreyw kind of name!

  131. 131.

    MisterForkbeard

    May 9, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    @Mary G: I had a similar visit to my local vet two weeks ago. I think most vets have figured out how to deal with this whole situation pretty well.

    That was before the crazy people started really getting into “reopen/kill grandma/maga” protests, but I hear my town has a few of these idiots now.

  132. 132.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 9, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Cole has put up 4 posts in the past day!

    How do we know it was Cole and not Steve?

  133. 133.

    MisterForkbeard

    May 9, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: I like your taste. :)

  134. 134.

    Calouste

    May 9, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    Elon can be such a petulant little boy sometimes.

    I don’t think the way you use “sometimes” there is in the Oxford English Dictionary.

  135. 135.

    WereBear

    May 9, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: I do like me some Sean Bean.

  136. 136.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 9, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    @trollhattan: /facepalm

    These cosplay “militiamen” have no fucking idea how pathetic they come across.

  137. 137.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    @pamelabrown53:  You rang?

  138. 138.

    HumboldtBlue

    May 9, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    @WereBear:

    Bean just appeared in the Netflix miniseries The Medicis and played the rival banker. It was fucking terrible, he fit about as well as a coarse Yorkshireman (he has a tattoo of Sheffield United on his arm and remains a staunch supporter of the Blades)  would in 15th century Florence.

    He also dies.

    A lot.

  139. 139.

    johnnybuck

    May 9, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    Is this Balloon juice or Tiger Beat?

  140. 140.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: You raise a good point.

  141. 141.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    @johnnybuck: Sorry!  Maybe both at the moment?  As a kind of release valve for the frustration and rage?

  142. 142.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 9, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: how’s the series otherwise? historical fiction can make for fun TV. IMHO, Hbo’s Rome worked really well, that Tudors series, not so much.

  143. 143.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: It’s true.  Just like the young pups who put those crazy big tires on their vehicles, thinking that it makes the look cool?  Instead, it’s embarrassing and pathetic.

  144. 144.

    johnnybuck

    May 9, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    @WaterGirl: No worries

  145. 145.

    TriassicSands

    May 9, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    A pet’s coat is designed by nature to keep it cool during the summer and warm in the winter. By shaving your pet you usually interfere with this built-in temperature regulation. Cats, in particular, are very good at regulating body temperature and “really get no benefit from being shaved

  146. 146.

    pamelabrown53

    May 9, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Ooooohh, can you ring my bell!

  147. 147.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    My first challah bread just came out of the oven.  What do I eat with it?  Honey?  Jam?

    It’s a challah recipe, but I didn’t want to bother with all the braiding, so I just did an artsy twist and then put both of them on the same pan so they kind of baked together.  And I skipped the egg wash because I prefer my bread a lighter color and not so shiny.  (Do I still get to call it challah?)

    Saturday Afternoon Open Thread 6

  148. 148.

    Benw

    May 9, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    @jeffreyw: Pretty cat! I like how her whiskers go from very black to white, so I’d name her something like Shade

  149. 149.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    @Benw: You guys are good at naming.

  150. 150.

    MisterForkbeard

    May 9, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    @Benw:

    I like how her whiskers go from very black to white, so I’d name her something like Shade

    Maybe “Gradient”? :)

    But don’t listen to me. My oldest cat is named “Cthulhu” and we used to call her ‘the littlest elder god’ because she has this amazing soul-threatening stare.

  151. 151.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    @WaterGirl: What about melting some button on top of the bread to dress it up?

  152. 152.

    pamelabrown53

    May 9, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    @johnnybuck:

    It’s the best of both worlds: Balloon Juice does Tiger Beat.

  153. 153.

    jeffreyw

    May 9, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    Goodnight Gracie

  154. 154.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    @pamelabrown53: If this were really Tiger Beat, I would have said the first photo of the 3 was my fave.

  155. 155.

    The Lodger

    May 9, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    @trollhattan: Second Regimen? Didn’t the first diet work?

  156. 156.

    J R in WV

    May 9, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Awww! What a cutie~!!~

    We usually wait a while to name a new critter. Our two new puppies I named Boo-Boo ( the little girl) and Coo-Coo, the slightly larger boy. Wife was WTF, but I stuck to it, and they learned those names in a matter of hours.

    Boo-Boo has a nickname of Buttercup, which she will look over at whoever says that nickname, but if you want her to pay attention and come over, Boo-Boo is what you need to go with.

    The older pup is names Alice, as in Alice in Wonderland, who went down a rabbit hole into Wonderland, as our dog came home from the Shelter to a wonderful place for dawgs to run wild in the wooded hillsides.

  157. 157.

    rikyrah

    May 9, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    @jeffreyw:

     

    Absolutely adorable ??

     

    How about Leia

    Or Hope

  158. 158.

    J R in WV

    May 9, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    @germy:

    Faces of the dead

    Some of the people we’ve lost to the virus.

    Thanks for posting this great giant set of obits in the WaPo. It reminds me of the rule-breaking  and huge set of obits of every person they could ID who died in the Twin Towers that the (FTF)NYT ran in the months after that tragedy. Yes, the NYT does publish worthy things, just not all their work is worthy.

    Listening to Little Richard singing Lucille and such as I type this. Jimmi Hendrix played in Little Richard’s band, who knew that~?!?!?!

  159. 159.

    rikyrah

    May 9, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Gorgeous ??

     

    How about Leia or Hope

  160. 160.

    Jean

    May 9, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    @Jinchi: Yes, it’s become quite pessimistic, and though I’d prefer reality to wishful thinking, I don’t think it’s helpful right now.

  161. 161.

    zhena gogolia

    May 9, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    @TriassicSands:

    I would agree with that. But he looks so cute.

  162. 162.

    zhena gogolia

    May 9, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    It looks delicious, but no, not a challah.

  163. 163.

    trollhattan

    May 9, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    @J R in WV:

    IIRC Jimi also played with the Isley Brothers. He went by Jimmy James before he crafted Jimi.

  164. 164.

    rikyrah

    May 9, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    @pamelabrown53:

    The more he gets away from the ‘pretty boy’ look of his early career, the better he looks.

  165. 165.

    Jean

    May 9, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    @pamelabrown53: yes, you are right!  Kilgore is relentless.

  166. 166.

    rikyrah

    May 9, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Looks delicious ??

  167. 167.

    rikyrah

    May 9, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    @Jean:

    He let the crazies run amock in the comment section. I stopped reading

  168. 168.

    low-tech cyclist

    May 9, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    I always forget that after he is shaved, Steve looks like a hairy meatloaf:

    “One Hell of a nice animal…” – B. Kliban

  169. 169.

    J R in WV

    May 9, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    @rikyrah:

    He let the crazies run amock in the comment section.

    But… How was it different from LGM or B-J~?!?!?

  170. 170.

    Benw

    May 9, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:  they say remember you may have to call for your lost pet. Imagine wandering your neighborhood hollering Gradient!! XD

  171. 171.

    Benw

    May 9, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    @WaterGirl: thanks!

  172. 172.

    J R in WV

    May 9, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    @Benw:

    Friend named his farm dog Stella, just so he could do Marlon Brando out in the yard yelling “STELLA!  STELLA!” from “Streetcar Named Desire” IIRC.

    Tennessee Williams… dude was a strange agent, but he could write dialog.

  173. 173.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    It tastes like challah!  :-)

  174. 174.

    WaterGirl

    May 9, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    @rikyrah: It was SO GOOD with a bit of blenheim apricot jam.

  175. 175.

    Miss Bianca

    May 9, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    @MisterForkbeard: I was dating a guy a few years back who was a dead ringer for Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe, just maybe 20 years older. Still, so ridiculously handsome in that blond, blue-eyed, square-jawed, Aryan-ideal way that it was a bit disconcerting at times.

    This was while I was living in Crested Butte, CO, and a lot of the jet-setting cougars around town obviously found him quite dishy! ; )

  176. 176.

    Miss Bianca

    May 9, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Are you still reading it? (Duke’s Children). I finished that one in a gulp, but I’ve been stuck on Can You Forgive Her? for weeks now.

  177. 177.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 9, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    @TriassicSands: that’s what I’ve always heard, too

  178. 178.

    jackmac

    May 9, 2020 at 10:51 pm

    @raven:

    Oswego

  179. 179.

    HumboldtBlue

    May 9, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    If there’s one thing Sharpe always found and the lost in a tragic manner it’s a Cougar, or an ingenue or even a lethal guerilla leader.

  180. 180.

    SWMBO

    May 10, 2020 at 4:42 am

    @jeffreyw: Stormy.  With eyes like the sea before a storm

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