Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

This blog will pay for itself.

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Peak wingnut was a lie.

“More of this”, i said to the dog.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

Everybody saw this coming.

Consistently wrong since 2002

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

Accountability, motherfuckers.

All your base are belong to Tunch.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

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Late Night Open Thread: Opportunistic Cats in Art

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Kitty Update

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Gary went in for his spay/neuter, and while all his brothers and sisters were being attended to, the mother tested positive for feline leukemia. This means he has to be quarantined for three months and then be tested.

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He is ornery as hell and purrs so loud it sounds like someone through gravel in a coffee can and is shaking it.

Oh yeah- his name is Gary.

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Gary is quarantining at the foster. They will not adopt him out until he has been tested in three months.

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Late Night Open Thread: It’s So Hot, Some Brits Are Starting to Hallucinate

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I hope it’s a joke, because I’d never touch that ice-cream maker again…

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Lateish Nite Open Thread: HBD Samwise!

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Guessing we could use something a little less warlike. Well have I got just the thing for you. Guess who’s eight today??

Late Nite Open Thread: HBD Samwise!

That’s right, everybody’s favorite gray goofball, Samwise! Here he is flaunting the new collar we got him. And don’t worry, he got plenty of actual cat treats too. Click to embiggen. Open thread! I’m just hanging out watching Reacher, how about you all?

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Your Orange Cat is Nuts I Don’t Care What You Say

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Yesterday I asked a simple question on the internet:

MAN ARE PEOPLE DEFENSIVE.

I am sure your orange kitty is very sweet and lovable, but that doesn’t change the fact that it and every other orange cat is bonkers. My cat Oliver, who was around for about a year before running off into the ether, was a nutter. He was the one who lived with me and Tunch briefly and would do this thing where he would find wherever Tunch was sleeping, and then do laps around the house with every pas jumping over Tunch. He refused to be an indoor cat, and would bolt outside every morning as I was leaving, and then when I got home he would be sleeping on the top of the neighbor’s car waiting for me. He would disappear sometimes overnight. One night, I looked for him, gave up, and went to bed. As I was leaving the apartment, I heard two girls in the apartment above say “bye sweetie we’ll see you after work” and thought “?????,” looked up, and out sauntered Oliver out of their apartment. Then, one day, he just never came home.

Gerald’s cat, Dickhead, is a nutter. They tried other names for him, as he is a family cat, but none of them stuck because… he was always being a dickhead.

So again, why are all orange cats nutjobs?

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