Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Americans barely caring about Afghanistan is so last month.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

John Fetterman: Too Manly for Pennsylvania.  Paid for by the Oz for Senator campaign.

The willow is too close to the house.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Good lord, these people are nuts.

This fight is for everything.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

Hot air and ill-informed banter

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Eh, that’s media spin. biden’s health is fine and he’s doing a good job.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Bark louder, little dog.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

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Late Night Open Thread: Opportunistic Cats in Art

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Kitty Update

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Gary went in for his spay/neuter, and while all his brothers and sisters were being attended to, the mother tested positive for feline leukemia. This means he has to be quarantined for three months and then be tested.

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He is ornery as hell and purrs so loud it sounds like someone through gravel in a coffee can and is shaking it.

Oh yeah- his name is Gary.

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Gary is quarantining at the foster. They will not adopt him out until he has been tested in three months.

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Late Night Open Thread: It’s So Hot, Some Brits Are Starting to Hallucinate

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I hope it’s a joke, because I’d never touch that ice-cream maker again…

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Lateish Nite Open Thread: HBD Samwise!

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Guessing we could use something a little less warlike. Well have I got just the thing for you. Guess who’s eight today??

Late Nite Open Thread: HBD Samwise!

That’s right, everybody’s favorite gray goofball, Samwise! Here he is flaunting the new collar we got him. And don’t worry, he got plenty of actual cat treats too. Click to embiggen. Open thread! I’m just hanging out watching Reacher, how about you all?

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Your Orange Cat is Nuts I Don’t Care What You Say

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Yesterday I asked a simple question on the internet:

MAN ARE PEOPLE DEFENSIVE.

I am sure your orange kitty is very sweet and lovable, but that doesn’t change the fact that it and every other orange cat is bonkers. My cat Oliver, who was around for about a year before running off into the ether, was a nutter. He was the one who lived with me and Tunch briefly and would do this thing where he would find wherever Tunch was sleeping, and then do laps around the house with every pas jumping over Tunch. He refused to be an indoor cat, and would bolt outside every morning as I was leaving, and then when I got home he would be sleeping on the top of the neighbor’s car waiting for me. He would disappear sometimes overnight. One night, I looked for him, gave up, and went to bed. As I was leaving the apartment, I heard two girls in the apartment above say “bye sweetie we’ll see you after work” and thought “?????,” looked up, and out sauntered Oliver out of their apartment. Then, one day, he just never came home.

Gerald’s cat, Dickhead, is a nutter. They tried other names for him, as he is a family cat, but none of them stuck because… he was always being a dickhead.

So again, why are all orange cats nutjobs?

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