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Fried-Day Open Thread: Let’s All Stare into Space for a Bit

by Rose Judson|  March 20, 20261:46 pm| 86 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Open Threads, The Horrors

Look at this guy. Gazing out the window all forlorn. Nobody’s threatening your voting rights or raising interest rates just before you’re about to start the remortgaging process or jacking up your energy bills just in time for autumn, bro.

Fried-Day Open Thread: Let's All Stare into Space for a Bit

And that’s just the financial stuff. That said, I don’t have time to stare into space, as much as I want to. So I guess it’s good to be able to delegate that to a cat.

Open thread. Weekend plans? I’m cleaning and podcasting and getting ready for my parents to visit. You?

Fried-Day Open Thread: Let’s All Stare into Space for a BitPost + Comments (86)

Wednesday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  March 4, 20268:37 am| 202 Comments

This post is in: 2026 Elections, Cat Blogging, Open Threads, Religion

Thank you, Adam:

😻🌸 The sky is blue, the mood is cheerful, and only this red-haired beauty knows the secret to true happiness: find a warm brick, stretch out comfortably, put your face in the sun, and forget about all your problems! It's spring!

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— Vitalis Viva (@vitalisviva.bsky.social) March 2, 2026 at 8:02 AM

Stand Up For Science, March 7th, 2025 and again next week. Spread the word, please. www.standupforscience.net/march7

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— Matt Beckman (@daphsci.bsky.social) February 27, 2026 at 9:59 AM


List of local rallies

Every Lunar New Year for the past 14 years, a Southern California Buddhist temple has displayed what it calls the "10,000 Buddha Relics."

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) March 1, 2026 at 1:00 PM


(Even though my parents were college educated, I grew up in a home with plaster saints, scapulars, holy cards, and an array of ‘special’ rosaries. People like aids to religious belief that they can see & touch.)

Hundreds of people gathered here at a temple believed to be the birthplace of Lord Krishna, one of the most revered Hindu gods. They are here to celebrate Holi, the festival marking the arrival of spring.

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) March 2, 2026 at 1:00 PM

Elon Musk is expected to take the stand in a shareholder trial Wednesday in San Francisco, where he’s accused of making false and misleading statements that drove down Twitter’s stock price before he bought the social media platform for $44 billion in 2022.

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) March 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM

BREAKING: State Rep. James Talarico wins the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate in Texas.

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) March 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM

BREAKING: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and Sen. John Cornyn advance to a May runoff in the GOP primary for U.S. Senate. bit.ly/4b0Ldyz

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) March 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM

What just happened in Dallas County is one of the most blatant voter suppression operations I've ever seen—and it happened in a *primary*.
In March. Imagine November.
I broke it down here:
open.substack.com/pub/objectio…

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— Eliza Orlins (@elizaorlins.bsky.social) March 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM

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“Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey!”

by Betty Cracker|  February 18, 20265:00 pm| 35 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads

So, a beautiful dog crashed the Olympics team sprint XC skiing event:

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

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— Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) February 18, 2026 at 8:26 AM

I wondered whether we were sure he was a dog at first — he looks pretty darned wolf-like to me.

Olympics Dog was chasing the motorized camera they have to capture the competitors at the finish line, then decided to chase some competitors instead

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— Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) February 18, 2026 at 8:40 AM

But commenter tom brandt informed me that the pooch is a Czechoslovakian Wolfdog named Nazgul! The dog had escaped from a nearby B&B. There’s a story about it on NPR here, and here’s an excerpt:

LAGO DI TESERO, Italy — A local dog made a bid for Olympic glory Wednesday morning, breaking out of his doghouse and onto the homestretch of the cross-country ski course in the middle of a race.

Two-year-old Nazgul was quickly collared by race officials and returned unharmed to his home at a nearby bed-and-breakfast, but not before his genial presence lit up television sets and social media channels around the world — even if he perplexed some of the athletes who encountered him.

“I was like, ‘Am I hallucinating?” said Tena Hadzic, a 21-year-old Croatian skier who encountered the dog on her trip down the homestretch. “I don’t know what I should do, because maybe he could attack me, bite me.”

He just wagged his tail and sniffed a few butts. No harm done.

The dog’s owner described him as “stubborn, but very sweet.” Tom wants to know why they named him Nazgul, and so do I. Unfortunately, the NPR story doesn’t say.

Open thread.

“Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey!”Post + Comments (35)

CatGPT Open Thread

by Rose Judson|  February 12, 20262:12 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Open Threads, Pet Blogging

The Horrors come thicker and faster. In my personal corner of the world, the pressing issue is AI and the big chunk it took out of my income over the last six months. Contra the advice from this AI startup founder* (written with LLM assistance, natch), I am planning to go all-in on the other AI: Animal Intelligence.

behold, Monty the oracle

I guess I could also call him Clawed, or Purrplexity (Gemeowni is right out). Unlike your sycophantic chatbots, when I ask him to do a task for me, he baps me in the face. He also doesn’t burn a small city’s worth of power when executing tasks. Figured you all would want to know about this important breakthrough.

Open thread.

 

*If you want, you can read an annotated version of this piece by professional AI scold Ed Zitron, here.

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Open Thread: We Rate Dogs Bringing the Truth Bombs Again

by TaMara|  February 10, 20263:54 pm| 28 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads, Pet Blogging

I loved this explanation because you can send it to your grandma or grandpa and they will totally understand.  Your crazy uncle might be a lost cause.

 

These guys are not afraid to tell the truth, regardless of consequences. I haven’t seen any slowing down on their favorite causes – raising funds for injured and rescue dogs. They seem to be raising funds like crazy every time they need to.

I have a bunch of backlog good news and climate change info, I just need to find the time to write it up for the blog.  We could all use an emotional recharge, so I will make it a priority this weekend.

Here’s the requisite pups photo:

Two great danes on a couch, one resting her head on the other

I have no idea what’s going on, except poor Scout always so put upon. And I’m sure I’m being judged and found wanting. What’s new, LOL

Totally open thread…

Open Thread: We Rate Dogs Bringing the Truth Bombs AgainPost + Comments (28)

How About Some Cute Puppy to Distract You?

by TaMara|  January 5, 20269:03 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Pet Blogging, Respite

Because she sure is distracting me.

Great Dane puppy in a pink donut collar

I got called into service today when this little girl got chomped on by her new big brother. The older couple that had only had her a few days, felt overwhelmed by all of it, so an emergency pick up needed to happen.

Great Dane Puppy in a pink donut exploring

I decided I didn’t have enough chaos in my life, so sure, why not bring her onboard? She’ll stay here while she finishes her antibiotics and maybe until her stiches come out, about a week.

Great Dane puppy in a pink donut collar in her crate

That Great Dane sized crate is never far away, easy to put up if needed for roaming domestic ducks, local strays or an injured Great Dane.  Here she is wondering why she’s in jail.

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Great Dane puppy sleeping sitting up in a pink donut collar

We spent some time in the office, so I could get some work done. She claimed my exercise platform as the best throne for a princess and promptly fell asleep sitting up. She snores. Loudly.

My guys will get a slow introduction to her outside the crate. I’m only worried about her stitches, not them. We do want to make sure she’s not reactive to them since she has been bitten. So far, they all nose at the crate and she seems fine. Puppy crate training is not for the faint of heart (or those with sensitive ears). Jasper has made it clear he thinks I’m evil for letting the sweet girl howl and bark in the crate.

I assured him, she would settle down. And a few hours later she did. Anyone have any aspirin?

Once we are sure she’s healthy she’ll be either heading back to Iowa to my friend or to her new home locally.

I hope that helped you all take a deep breath and regroup. It’s going to be a long fight and we need to stay grounded. So, go outside, look at the moon, watch a sunrise, a sunset, listen to the birds sing.

Little Mazie-Mae will make sure I see the moon and stars at 3 am. Potty training means sleepless nights.

Respite open thread

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: Look for the Helpers

by Anne Laurie|  December 31, 20257:26 am| 121 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Something Good Open Thread

Darren Genson, who volunteers with Anne Arundel County Animal Services every day, including Christmas and New Years.
“It’s cheaper than therapy,” Genson said. “It consoles your soul.”

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— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) December 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM

Like Darren Genson! Per the Washington Post, “No holidays off: One man’s daily commitment to walking shelter dogs” [gift link]:

On Christmas mornings at about 7 o’clock, Darren Genson goes to an animal shelter and spends two hours walking dogs. He will do the same on New Year’s Day.

“The dogs don’t get a break,” said Genson, who lives in Millersville, Maryland. “These dogs don’t have the luxury of having someone they live with.”

“Unless I’m sick or there’s something going on, an obligation I can’t avoid, I’m there pretty much every day,” Genson said, adding that the shelter is about a seven-minute drive from his house.

Genson became acquainted with the shelter when he adopted a dog, Charli, in 2015. He and his wife had visited the shelter to donate food after their pit bull, Rock, died. The couple met Charli, also a pit bull, and decided to take her home.

Shelter staff warned the Gensons that Charli had been returned twice after being adopted — likely due to destructive behavior. The Gensons were undeterred.

“She ended up eating four couches within the first couple of years,” Genson said. “Two of them all the way down to the frame.”…

A few years after adopting Charli, in 2018, Genson and his wife brought home a senior cat from the shelter. One of the volunteers encouraged Genson to become one, too.

“I immediately fell in love with the idea,” he said. “I’m getting very close to the age of the retirement, and I want something productive to do after I retire.”…

About a year or so into volunteering, Genson became drawn to the more difficult dogs — those who were skittish around humans, perhaps due to abuse or abandonment. There was a dog named Ace who was deemed “unadoptable,” and Genson pledged to work with him to improve his behavior.

“They had dogs that simply did not get out,” Genson said, explaining that they were considered “high risk” for biting or bolting, and therefore didn’t go out on walks with volunteers.

Genson worked with shelter staff and animal control officers to learn how best to approach these dogs and get them to warm up to him…

Genson — who has four rescue dogs at home, including Charli, now 11 — said even on the days when he’s tired or busy, it’s not hard to find his motivation.

“I think the dogs deserve it,” he said.

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