"You're lucky Mom says I can't open my presents until Christmas."
"But I'm not-"
"Tick tock, motherfucker."— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) December 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
A passerby could hear the cacophony from miles away.
— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Professionally I’m married to cinema, and this movie felt like I was renewing my vows, if that makes sense," said Ryan Coogler, the director of "Sinners," upon learning of the film's Golden Globe nominations. Follow for more reactions from nominees.
— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
President Donald Trump won't be getting his wish, at least not soon. ABC says that it has signed late-night comic Jimmy Kimmel to a one-year contract.
— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
President Donald Trump won’t be getting his wish. ABC said Monday it has signed late-night comic Jimmy Kimmel to a one-year contract extension.
Kimmel’s previous, multiyear contract had been set to expire next May, so the extension will keep him on the air until at least May 2027.
Kimmel’s future looked questionable in September, when ABC suspended “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” for remarks made following the assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk. Following a public outcry, ABC lifted the suspension, and Kimmel returned to the air with much stronger ratings than he had before.
He continued his relentless joking at the president’s expense, leading Trump to urge the network to “get the bum off the air” in a social media post last month. The post followed Kimmel’s nearly 10-minute monologue on Trump and the Jeffrey Epstein files…
Bill Carter, author of “The Late Shift” and veteran chronicler of late-night TV, cautioned against reading too much into the length of the extension. Kimmel, at age 58, knows he’s getting close to the end of the line, Carter said, but when he leaves, he doesn’t want it to appear under pressure from Trump or anyone.
“He wants to make sure that it’s on his terms,” Carter said…
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