At the debate Biden should drop $750 on Trump’s podium and say “next year’s on me, chief.”
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) September 27, 2020
Now we can all start worrying that, if Trump doesn’t actually drop trou or start licking the podium, his supporters will proclaim an Amazing Comeback!!!… to which the Media Village Idiots, like obedient cattle, will moo huzzahs of praise.
President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden are set to square off in their first debate with five weeks to go until the Nov. 3 election https://t.co/lnN841gIXJ #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/uUqb2S5Y70
— Reuters (@Reuters) September 29, 2020
Seriously, though: The Oval Office Occupant is gonna embarrass the sane people among us, even if he & his henchmen are incapable of embarrassment. The only question is how badly he’ll do (and/or how obviously Wallace will try to slant his ‘moderation’).
Trump: “I was WNBA Player of the Year 5 times. Squirrels speak in a secret language that I taught them. I can fit a bowling ball in my mouth. The number 7 doesn’t really exist. Giraffes are actually big snakes that grew legs.”
Chris Wallace: “Fair enough” https://t.co/jWcpuRJAlM
— TBogg (@tbogg) September 27, 2020
When it concerns the Squatter-in-Chief and his courtiers, it’s *always* projection:
I think this should confirm that Trump's physicals with this guy were bullshit. https://t.co/WAsWW8iLWM
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) September 29, 2020
well sir I guess you have no choice but to cancel in the face of getting your ass kicked by biden and his wonderbrain drug only he knows about https://t.co/DGYQhBbVrV
— kilgore trout, $750 (@KT_So_It_Goes) September 28, 2020
And Trump is *still* gonna flunk the test https://t.co/Raf4G6vbh7
— Jesse Damiani (@JesseDamiani) September 29, 2020