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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2020 / BTW, We Have a First (Well, Second) Dude Now and That’s a Big Thing

BTW, We Have a First (Well, Second) Dude Now and That’s a Big Thing

by John Cole|  November 7, 20209:28 pm| 175 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020

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While Kamala was speaking, it occurred to me that we now, for the first time, will have a spouse who is not a female in the Presidency or Vice-Presidency. And that is a pretty big deal.

It needs to be normalized for women to be at the forefront, stay at home dads, and the like. Hell, honestly that would be my dream job. But whatever, it’s cool and good this is happening.

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    Be Best will be a hard act to follow.

  2. 2.

    zhena gogolia

    November 7, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    And a really cool dude, too.

    I was loving watching those families on stage. They look like people I could talk to.

  3. 3.

    Zzyzx

    November 7, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    Not to mention that he’s Jewish. First time we’ve made it this close!

  4. 4.

    zhena gogolia

    November 7, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    @Baud:

    Not to mention the blood-red “Fuck Christmas” trees.

  5. 5.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    Photo of when Biden won.

    i.imgur.com/h1VNUH7.jpg

  6. 6.

    PsiFighter37

    November 7, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    It will be interesting to see how Emhoff occupies himself over the next 4 years.

    But damn, tonight was great. I think the contrast will be amplified even more by Sore Loser not formally conceding.

    And, I would say this – the fact that nobody from the GOP other than Romney (not even Susan Collins, who just got reelected and can have the ants off her back) offered formal congratulations – it means that we are in for a fight the next couple of years. Otherwise, we will be living in a national version of North Carolina, where the NC legislature stripped Cooper of lots of his power right after his election was confirmed.

  7. 7.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    President-Elect Joe Biden’s German Shepherd Major to Be First Rescue Dog in the White House

  8. 8.

    Aleta

    November 7, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    And as someone said somewhere, a president’s spouse who will be going off to work at her same job as before as a teacher.  Hopefully not as captive in playing the Lady role as predecessors.

  9. 9.

    p.a.

    November 7, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    theonion.com/the-life-cycle-of-a-trump-lie-1845016968?utm_campaign=The+Onion&utm_content=160479…

  10. 10.

    NotMax

    November 7, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    Man cave at the Naval Observatory!

  11. 11.

    JWR

    November 7, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    I really liked Joe’s speech, but truly loved Kamala’s, and can’t wait for her to be our most eloquently outspoken VP of them all.

    And oh joy, Gary Abernathy a while ago on PBS, (defending Donald, natch), imagining if the shoe were on the other foot, says he can see Biden waiting a bit to concede, and asking that all LEGAL votes be counted. Gag me.

  12. 12.

    Aleta

    November 7, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    @NotMax: Surely it has some great telescopes up top as well?

  13. 13.

    Eljai

    November 7, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    What a joy to see normal, happy families on stage tonight.  I didn’t see Jill swat Joe’s hand away once!

  14. 14.

    Geeno

    November 7, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    I think Doug Emhoff is going to rule this new role

  15. 15.

    aliasofwestgate

    November 7, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    I still absolutely love how Joe refers to himself as Jill’s Husband. XD Even when he’s now just in the wings waiting to be the most powerful man in the world. But yes, having a Second Dude is incredible to think about.

  16. 16.

    Another Scott

    November 7, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    ABC news reports that the Trump campaign "voter fraud" hotline "has turned into a nightmare…bombarded with prank calls from people laughing or mocking them over Biden's win before hanging up…"t.co/VWLpc6qqUz

    — Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) November 8, 2020

    (via Popehat)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  17. 17.

    jl

    November 7, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    Woo hoo! Man cave Christmas decs at 1 Navel Observatory Circle. Need to put VP as well as POTUS Christmas on the TV next year. Might bring over a point or two of marginal Trump guy voters.

  18. 18.

    mali muso

    November 7, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    I loved seeing Hunter Biden up in that stage. Fuck all those assholes for dragging him through the mud and for being so evil.

  19. 19.

    Aleta

    November 7, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    @Baud: Act II   Be Gone

  20. 20.

    Ohio Mom

    November 7, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    Zzyzx:

    That’s what I said! And Ohio Dad responded, “Um, Ivanka and Jared.”

    But I still agree with you.

  21. 21.

    PsiFighter37

    November 7, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    @Another Scott: But it’s “Just Jared”!

    Fuck those incompetent assclowns. K-Pop fans will destroy them.

  22. 22.

    Mary G

    November 7, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    When Doug started dating Kamala, he said his ex-wife told him not to screw it up.

  23. 23.

    Amir Khalid

    November 7, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    @Another Scott:

    TheTrump campaign’s Schade brings me Freude.

  24. 24.

    Benw

    November 7, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    My few years as the stay at home dad after my wife went back to work were some of the best of my life. I wouldn’t trade them for anything

  25. 25.

    Alison Rose

    November 7, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    @Zzyzx: YESSSSSS my mom and I are kvelling.

  26. 26.

    PsiFighter37

    November 7, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    @Baud: “Be Best II: How My Amended Pre-Nup Bankrupted Donald”*

    *”Don’t worry, I looked out for my anchor baby”

    PF37 +5

  27. 27.

    Suzanne

    November 7, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    Normality feels revolutionary, after four years of those Trump freaks.

    Everything about them is weird and terrible. They hate each other, their plastic surgery is uncanny, they don’t act the way normal people do. Maybe that’s why they don’t have any pets: animals would reveal that they’re not quite human.

  28. 28.

    debbie

    November 7, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    That tweet of them hugging was a wonderful thing to see.

  29. 29.

    Alison Rose

    November 7, 2020 at 9:46 pm

    @Ohio Mom: THEY DON’T COUNT.

    Jared is an evil little turncoat, and listen…I typically accept converts as Jews, full stop, but fuck no do I accept that prissy little WASP as one of my people.

  30. 30.

    jl

    November 7, 2020 at 9:46 pm

    As for the future of the soon to be criminal investigatory target of many inquiries, I heard a news report that with private associates, Trump’s attitude is different than public face WH is putting on it. He’s admitting that “things might not work out” and “have to go with it”.

    It occurred to me that signals of mental and emotional decompensation are very well aligned with pretext for his grievance media machine following the presidency. I don’t know how effective that would be at keeping his base charged up, or how long he can do it before being dragged off to jail or fleeing the country.

    If he can stay free stateside, and if he were smart, he’d try to work with the majority of the GOP who is effectively throwing in with him. But, probably out of spite, he’ll focus on wrecking GOPers who he thinks let him down. They also, did not turn out to be the ‘best people.’

  31. 31.

    debbie

    November 7, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    @Ohio Mom:

    I don’t count him. Not a mensch.

  32. 32.

    debbie

    November 7, 2020 at 9:48 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Tik Tok all over again!

  33. 33.

    Patricia Kayden

    November 7, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    You can’t fake having a good heart & loving soul. And having Kamala speak tonight was a class act.— Morgan J. Freeman (@mjfree) November 8, 2020

  34. 34.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    @Another Scott: K-Pop fans, I hope? Please, let it be the K-Pop fans again.

  35. 35.

    Zzyzx

    November 7, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    @Ohio Mom: I always forget that. I’m not sure which would be considered closer.

    Although I hate to think how bad the last 4 years would have been if Trump could have gone full antisemitic.

  36. 36.

    sdhays

    November 7, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    I’m blanking – what is Doug’s profession?

    @JWR: I absolutely agree with this. Joe’s speech hit it out of the park, but Kamala’s speech was amazing. And the Biden campaign’s visual presentation people are amazing too. The brilliant blue backdrop with Kamala’s suffragette white suit was visually stunning. Just an amazing presentation all around. And cathartic. So much joy.

    I don’t know how with COVID, but I need to figure out how to go to the inauguration.

  37. 37.

    Eunicecycle

    November 7, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    @JWR: I used to live in the little town where Gary Abernathy lives. Lots of people like him there.

  38. 38.

    Pete Downunder

    November 7, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    Both Australia and NZ have or had first dudes. Julia Gillard (Aus PM 2010-13) and current PM in NZ had stay at home first dudes though I think Julia’s partner TimMathieson had a day job as a hairdresser or some such. Also I think Angela Merkel has a husband. Too lazy to  Google.

  39. 39.

    Patricia Kayden

    November 7, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    I'm a few minutes behind, but the contrast of this presidential speech after the last four years of Trump's horseshit is so glaring, I feel like I've been sucked through a wormhole into an alternate universe.— Gary Legum (@GaryLegum) November 8, 2020

  40. 40.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    @Alison Rose: I guess, as far as Jared as a Jewish “representative” goes, the nicest thing I can say about him is that he’s better than Stephen Miller. Maybe.

  41. 41.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 7, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    @Baud: We know that you’ll keep hope alive.

  42. 42.

    sdhays

    November 7, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    @dmsilev: I hope Jared hurries up and fixes the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. He only has a couple months left!

  43. 43.

    CaseyL

    November 7, 2020 at 10:00 pm

    @dmsilev:  Trump’s talent for finding and elevating the most vile and vomitous individuals around, regardless of race or creed, is the single non-discriminatory thing about him.

  44. 44.

    jl

    November 7, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: The silent strength of Baud XXXX!!!! carried us through again. His amazing ability to always bring in exactly 0 votes may have been what put the Dems over the top.

  45. 45.

    BSChief

    November 7, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    I believe that Doug is the first second dude.

  46. 46.

    PsiFighter37

    November 7, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    Just read Dave Wasserman on Twitter trying to explain how Trump might still be able to win Arizona.

    Honestly, fuck these white math guys – they are useful idiots at best. They do not know how to read the room; in particular, Wasserman has been getting shelled with memes for the past few days, and the way that he, and NBC (his employer) could have capitalized on it was for him to call the race and break Twitter.

    These people are fucking stupid. There is nothing more pathetic than ball washing and nut picking after the whole shebang has been called

    ETA: I could probably do a better job than they could, but I can’t because I am not a privileged white guy who has connections.

  47. 47.

    TS (the original)

    November 7, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    @PsiFighter37:

    the fact that nobody from the GOP other than Romney (not even Susan Collins, who just got reelected and can have the ants off her back) offered formal congratulations

    Says everything about the GOP. I remember Obama’s words about no red, no blue but the United States, and the next day O’Connell is plotting to oust him. Not once (I think)  did a GOP senator vote for any Democratic legislation when Obama was President. The hoops they made him jump to get funding & still he tried to include them in all negotiations.

    The GOP ruling class have no class, no morals and are full of hate.

  48. 48.

    Martin

    November 7, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    @sdhays: Lawyer. I think for celebs.

    Adding to the broadcast etiquette challenge is that first time we have different surnames for spouses, so they can’t just elide over that as they usually do. Should be entertaining to watch everyone trip over that.

  49. 49.

    SuzieC

    November 7, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    I floated this on FB to enthusiasm: what if Pres. Biden chose an R Senator from a state with a D Governor for his Cabinet? Like, for instance, Toomey, who is retiring? Then the D Gov. could appoint a D replacement and the Senate would be 49-48 even before the GA runoffs.

  50. 50.

    Alison Rose

    November 7, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    @dmsilev: LOL, talk about a low bar

  51. 51.

    Martin

    November 7, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    @CaseyL: That works both ways. Only criminals and scumbags are interested in working for him, so he probably couldn’t pick a decent employee even if he wanted to.

  52. 52.

    PsiFighter37

    November 7, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    @SuzieC: Not going to happen. I do think Obama was trying to pull off some jujitsu by appoting Judd Gregg to Commerce (NH had a Democratic governor then), but he withdraw early in the process. McConnell will tell his caucus to say no to any offer…and honestly, is there anyone in that caucus you would want? Fuck them all, even Collins and Romney.

  53. 53.

    sdhays

    November 7, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    @Martin: Oh, I hadn’t thought of that! My wife and I have different surnames too, so it’s not even something I think about.

  54. 54.

    Aleta

    November 7, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    There should be a public exorcism after Pence leaves the grounds.

  55. 55.

    jl

    November 7, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    Watching Vice President Elect Harris’ speech now. Also very good, just like President Elect Biden’s.

    I think they are going out of their way to emphasize the importance of a civic public space, civil society and community are important and will be key to their success.

    Thatcher’s dictum that there is no such thing as society is not only poisonous, it is wrong. Too much of US government policy as worked as if what Thatcher said is true, a lot of it pushed by a malicious GOP. But humans are a social animal and need to live in a society. Swindlers and criminals will swoop in the fill the vacuum with poison if we don’t keep a well functioning civil society.

    Edit: forget ‘keep’. We don’t have one now. We’ll have a ferocious struggle to rebuild one.

  56. 56.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 7, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    Sam Bee has chimed in.

    And this is perfect.

    Trump Jr. girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle offered lap dance to big-ticket fundraiser who gave Trump the most money: report

  57. 57.

    Martin

    November 7, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    @SuzieC: That would only work if the R senator was willing to watch the Senate flip to D. Good luck finding one.

    Remember, we still have a race in Alaska we might win. Everyone seems to be forgetting that. It would be nice to see Alaska get a little love here.

  58. 58.

    JWR

    November 7, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    @TS (the original):

    This. And all the talking heads on TV telling me that they personally know R’s who are truly appalled by Donald and would wish him into the cornfield if only they could, blah blah blah. Fuck them. They had a chance to feed the corn with their Impeachment vote, and chose not to.

  59. 59.

    prostratedragon

    November 7, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    @zhena gogolia:
    That was so refreshing — actual human beings and not props.

    From below:
    John Lewis loved this one:

    “Happy,” Pharrell Williams

     

    ETA along with hundreds of millions of others apparently.

  60. 60.

    NotMax

    November 7, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    @Martin

    Picturing Jim Jeffords speed dialing select R senators.

    “It only hurts for a second, honest.”

    ;)

  61. 61.

    Punchy

    November 7, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    @Baud: Be Biden?

  62. 62.

    sdhays

    November 7, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    @SuzieC: I’m just going to keep reminding people of this until the facts change:

    Don’t write off the Alaska Senate race yet. The Democratic votes haven’t been counted and the candidate is still saying he’s confident he’ll win. We have no idea how that’s going to play out, and probably won’t for a couple weeks.

    Regarding Biden appointing a Republican Senator – I really can’t imagine anyone taking the offer. It would be a massive betrayal to the Republican tribe and would be seen as such. And they’re all total shitheads. When Mitt Romney is the one left showing even a tiny shred of decency, you know they’re all rotten to the core.

  63. 63.

    Amir Khalid

    November 7, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    @SuzieC:

    It would have to be a Republican who could be trusted not to screw over the Biden administration. Is there really such a Senator?

  64. 64.

    Splitting Image

    November 7, 2020 at 10:13 pm

    @dmsilev:

    I guess, as far as Jared as a Jewish “representative” goes, the nicest thing I can say about him is that he’s better than Stephen Miller. Maybe.

    If it’s true that Kushner is the guy who decided to let the coronavirus play out because it was mostly killing people in blue states, then he’s responsible for more deaths than Miller, and he’s a more honest-to-God Nazi than Miller.

    That said, they both belong in the Hague.

  65. 65.

    Ken

    November 7, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    @sdhays: I hope Jared hurries up and fixes the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

    Maybe he could be kept on in the position.  Give him an apartment/office in some basement somewhere under the Potomac, and tell him he can leave once an agreement is reached.

  66. 66.

    sdhays

    November 7, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    @prostratedragon: I had this on a loop this morning after the networks called the election.

  67. 67.

    NotMax

    November 7, 2020 at 10:15 pm

    @Punchy

    Bzzzt. Nope.

    Sounds way to much like a stutter.

  68. 68.

    Patricia Kayden

    November 7, 2020 at 10:15 pm

    I’m so looking forward to coming back to an America free of harsh words and name calling and be amongst people who I know have common ground and harmony. It’s a challenge but it can be done!— Mick Jagger (@MickJagger) November 7, 2020

  69. 69.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 7, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    @sdhays: He’s an attorney.  While born on the east coast, he graduated from a high school in the Conejo Valley(Agoura) and did his undergrad at CSUN.  His JD is from U$C.

  70. 70.

    SuzieC

    November 7, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    @Amir Khalid: How about an ambassadorship?

  71. 71.

    cain

    November 7, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    @jl:

    Why did you have to bring up that vile woman’s name in this happy place? :(

  72. 72.

    NotMax

    November 7, 2020 at 10:18 pm

    @Ken

    Appoint him ambassador to the Sun?

    “Pack light, Jared. A toothbrush and change of undies ought to do it.”

    //

  73. 73.

    dm

    November 7, 2020 at 10:18 pm

    Bye, Don (very NSFW): youtube.com/watch?v=TE5fmZrqtL8

  74. 74.

    cain

    November 7, 2020 at 10:18 pm

    I”m happily having a cigar and whiskey – I deserve it. Out on the covered patio with my vegas lights on (it is bright!) and having my firs cigar in 4 years and some good scotch.

  75. 75.

    AndoChronic

    November 7, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    What a trip that would be. I can’t get multiple scenes from Step Brothers out of my mind.

  76. 76.

    jl

    November 7, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    As for unity, I agree that future President Biden should respect, work for, and try good faith dialog and persuasion with everyone, those who voted for him and against him.

    As for governing with the GOP, so far they are signaling ‘F that, watch us screw you in bad faith every chance we can.’ If the GOP keeps this up, any attempt by the future Dem administration to go with unity or consensus federal governance will be laughable on its face, doomed from the very first second. And will be dangerous since may well end up with stalemate and no concrete results for mass of the population.

    I hope as president, President Elect Biden will say to the GOP, with kindness, good-will and regret, “F you assholes’ and take his case to the people.

  77. 77.

    cain

    November 7, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    I’m not surprised by Trump Jr’s girlfriends antics. How the fuck do evangelicals put up with this shit? I don’ get it.

  78. 78.

    jl

    November 7, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    @cain: I don’t see a ‘respite’ post tag.

  79. 79.

    JWR

    November 7, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    Another thing about broadcast TV anchors, they all seem automatically to believe that the Senate will remain in Republican hands, before the Georgia runoff elections take place. Well, good. You be you. The less they pay attention to the possibility  of undivided government, the better, as far as I’m concerned. And depending on how soon Moscow Mitch shows us all who he is, the more energized will be the Dem voters come January.

  80. 80.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 7, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    @cain:

    They’re assholes too, they just do their nasty shit in private like the Falwell’s but don’t get caught.

    Elsewhere:

    Der Spiegel nails it again.

    Speaking of relieved, do you think Angela Merkel got a little drunk tonight in celebration?

  81. 81.

    Quinerly

    November 7, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: I still can’t get over Jerry Hall marrying Rupert Murdoch.

  82. 82.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 7, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree · 1h

    You can’t fake having a good heart & loving soul. And having Kamala speak tonight was a class act.

    I just love that President God tweeted this out.

  83. 83.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 7, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    @cain: Right now, Gov Gav is in the mansion and saying “thank God I’m not married to her any longer”.

  84. 84.

    Jeffro

    November 7, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    I like to think I’d be a good Second Dude: I’m already ok with being outshone, handling things here at the house, and have lots of worthwhile hobbies/causes to keep me busy.

  85. 85.

    Jeffro

    November 7, 2020 at 10:28 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Eww

  86. 86.

    jl

    November 7, 2020 at 10:29 pm

    @JWR: Trump has some bug that seems to be infectious. I don’t understand why the GOP is signaling their intentions and attitude so blatantly in public. Only thing I can think of is that it they are still scared shitless of the Trump base, which is basically all that is left of the GOP. And maybe they just assume that the Dems won’t be able to mount an effective response.

  87. 87.

    Jeffro

    November 7, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    @debbie: one of the most celebratory and also shade-throwing things I’ve posted this past week is the post-3rd-debate photo of Dr. Biden hugging Joe while Melania stiffly holds trumpov’s tiny hand as he shouts at someone.

    Talk to me more about family values, GOP creeps.

  88. 88.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 7, 2020 at 10:33 pm

    I imagine it sounds like this in the White House.

  89. 89.

    NotMax

    November 7, 2020 at 10:34 pm

    @Jeffro

    And the pearls worn while vacuuming are most becoming!

    :)

  90. 90.

    Jeffro

    November 7, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    @JWR: Abernathy’s op-ed today in the WaPo was a masterpiece of whiny bullshit: “Give Biden the Chance No One Ever Gave trumpov”

    PUH-LEASE

    Donald Trump has made an impact on the United States like few others. His imprint will live on in a likely Republican Senate, a House made more conservative (after 2018 setbacks without Trump on the ticket), a judiciary of his choosing for a generation to come and a media landscape forced to grapple with its continued misunderstanding of a population whose respect it claims to covet. Millions of Americans gravitated to Trump for reasons not yet properly summarized by essays or books, but understanding and respecting them is crucial to any hope for national unity.

    Our nation needs healing, but that won’t be achieved by expecting one half of the nation to acquiesce to the other half. Respecting our differences is a more realistic remedy than demanding agreement. Let’s all quit insulting each other for a while — tamping down the use of “racist” to describe half of America would be a good start — and see what happens.

    No, and fuck no.

  91. 91.

    dm

    November 7, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    @PsiFighter37: I guess this is the wrong time to mention that I think it’s possible North Carolina could still suprise us:

    alex.github.io/nyt-2020-election-scraper/battleground-state-changes.html

    Biden seems to be getting close to the proportion of ballots needed to get to a majority there.

  92. 92.

    TS (the original)

    November 7, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    @cain:

     How the fuck do evangelicals put up with this shit? I don’ get it.

    It has nothing to do with religion. All about abortion (which is why the GOP is even interested in same) and racism. Not sure which is the most important to evangelicals, probably the latter.

  93. 93.

    Jeffro

    November 7, 2020 at 10:41 pm

    @TS (the original): abortion restrictions = control of women, white supremacy/racism = control of Black people

    That’s why all kinds of shit is ok with evangelicals (including their fervent support of a guy who has never read their favorite book): he said The Magic Words, over and over.

  94. 94.

    sdhays

    November 7, 2020 at 10:41 pm

    @dm: Really??!! It’s never the wrong time to mention that we even still have a shot in NC!

  95. 95.

    guachi

    November 7, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    @sdhays: I guess NC could flip with all the late arriving mail-in ballots. I’d laugh and laugh and laugh.

  96. 96.

    Danielx

    November 7, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    @Jeffro:

    Response from I believe 162 years ago, the Cooper Union speech…unless you give them everything they want you’re the devil.

  97. 97.

    jl

    November 7, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    @dm: Wow! I thought it was getting out of reach. Go NC, Go!

    Amazing numbers, but there they are, and it keeps up they can do it.

  98. 98.

    sdhays

    November 7, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    @guachi: That would be amazing.

  99. 99.

    dm

    November 7, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:Der Spiegel nails it again.

    Ah, that explains the Biden version I just saw (which I can’t find, but Der Spiegel helpfully puts both covers side by side):

    twitter.com/SPIEGEL_English/status/1325180252180500480

  100. 100.

    JWR

    November 7, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    @jl:

    Trump has some bug that seems to be infectious.

    True, but I hope that when it dawns on his cult members that Dear Leader is a LOOZER, some of that infectious air will come whooshing out of their tires, which has me hopeful for the GA runoffs.

  101. 101.

    Jeffro

    November 7, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    @Danielx: truth

    I hope we waste zero time trying to get them to go along with, well, anything.  Get with the program, GOP.  Put forth some solutions instead of just obstructing and denying.

  102. 102.

    mad citizen

    November 7, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    Busy news day.  Saw an article on my phone tonight and read a long twitter thread about the trump team/Giuliani philly presser at Four Seasons Landscaping and not Four Seasons Hotel, just before the network’s called the race.  Next to an adult book store.  Believe it is a Slate story.   This is the funniest thing to happen in 4 years.  Assume it was mentioned in the afternoon threads.   Classic VEEP.

  103. 103.

    JoyceH

    November 7, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    Hey, remember back in the spring when Trump refused to have an event unveiling Obama’s White House portrait, something that every other president did for his predecessor? Well, now Obama’s VP gets to do it.

  104. 104.

    JWR

    November 7, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    @Jeffro:

    Millions of Americans gravitated to Trump for reasons not yet properly summarized by essays or books, but understanding and respecting them is crucial to any hope for national unity.

    Lol! Like yeah, right! We’re supposed to respect their racism and intolerance. Dude lives in his own personal happyfairyland.

  105. 105.

    sdhays

    November 7, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    @JWR: I am really curious how many people are Dump voters rather than Republican voters. He really does seem to have turned out a lot of rarely-voting deplorables to vote for him. Do they bother to vote for Loeffler and Perdue, especially if Dump blames them for his loss in Georgia (which I’m sure he does and hope he vocalizes it loudly soon)?

  106. 106.

    Citizen Alan

    November 7, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    @cain: 

    It’s quite simple. Evangelical Christianity is a sham religion fashioned out of whole clothe in the 19th century by Southern plantation owners who wanted preachers who would reassure them that God was okay with them raping slave girls whenever the felt like it. Shitgibbon got 81% of the white evangelical vote in 2016. I’ll wager it went up in 2020.

  107. 107.

    cain

    November 7, 2020 at 11:00 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    They are all probably getting drunk. There is an actual partner to work with – instead of this asshole.

  108. 108.

    cain

    November 7, 2020 at 11:01 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    @cain: Right now, Gov Gav is in the mansion and saying “thank God I’m not married to her any longer”.

    Truth – something is broken with her. Having a great sexual drive is awesome – but making people uncomfortable by casually displaying it is not a good look.

  109. 109.

    cain

    November 7, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    @Citizen Alan:

    That.. actually makes sense. Of course, Protestant also kind of started along similar lines.

  110. 110.

    L85NJGT

    November 7, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    @mad citizen:

    Life imitating art. That was It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia level strange.

  111. 111.

    eddie blake

    November 7, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    @JWR:

    it’s funny. we TOTALLY understand them. that’s what the damned problem is. they’re fascist scum and we get that.

  112. 112.

    Suzanne

    November 7, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    I have been joy shopping. Maybe because I haven’t been into a store besides a grocery, Costco, Target, or CVS in freaking months. Anyway, I bought a new pair of boots and a necklace. I have to stop.

  113. 113.

    Wapiti

    November 7, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    @mad citizen: I told my wife about that and was accused of making up the story.

  114. 114.

    Steeplejack

    November 7, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    Seems like someone was asking recently about the 1940 Pride and Prejudice with Laurence Olivier and Greer Garson. It’s going to be on TCM at 6:00 a.m. EST tomorrow.

  115. 115.

    Suzanne

    November 7, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    @cain:

    Having a great sexual drive is awesome – but making people uncomfortable by casually displaying it is not a good look. 

    It’s possible to have a sex drive without being trash. Good Lord. Times and places.

  116. 116.

    sdhays

    November 7, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: I did not know that Kimberly Guilfoyle was the head of the Dump campaign’s finance team. I’m speechless.

    ????????

    ETA: But it explains sooooo much.

  117. 117.

    mad citizen

    November 7, 2020 at 11:09 pm

     

    @L85NJGT: Wish they had had one of those inflatable/deflating dancing thingys there like in that one Sunny episode.

  118. 118.

    mad citizen

    November 7, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    @Wapiti: I started laughing as soon as I saw it.  After reading many tweets I’m still unsure if the landscaping company is MAGA friendly, or the campaignWH (corrupt that they seem to be the same thing) meant/tried to book the hotel and were turned away or called the landscaping place by mistake and they rolled with it.

  119. 119.

    Kay

    November 7, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    Kaitlan Collins
    @kaitlancollins
    ·12m
    Some news — Jared Kushner has approached President Trump about conceding the election, per two sources.

    Fraud investigations going well I see.

  120. 120.

    David ?Booooooo!? Koch

    November 7, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    @Zzyzx:

    What about this guy (photo)

  121. 121.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 7, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    @mad citizen:  @L85NJGT: I would totally watch a Veep/Always Sunny cross-over episode– even though I fell out of the habit of watching IASIP

  122. 122.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 7, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    clicked back to MSNBC and Katie Tur is wearing white….

  123. 123.

    Aleta

    November 7, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    @Kay: He couldn’t find the Baker-like person he imagined, would who fix everything and do it for free.

  124. 124.

    jl

    November 7, 2020 at 11:24 pm

    @mad citizen: Weird. I saw some pix and it was sad and hilarious. They are incompetent enough to make a mistake like that. Or, since everyone outside of the Trumpster inner circle hates his guts, maybe revenge of a low level staffer who’s packed and going out the door?

    Landscape company is OK with me, as long as they don’t scare the azaleas

    Edit: or don’t try to steal the compost. If the owners know that these guys are there, should drive over and check their pockets before the grifters leave.

  125. 125.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 7, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    @Aleta: I forget which prominent lawyer on twitter said, lawyer/fixers at that level are very small and elite group, very conscious of their reputations. One is Ben Ginsberg, who became an increasingly vocal anti-trumper as the election ramped up. I guess Ted Olsen would be another, I haven’t heard his name in a while. Emmet Flood? All this just to say: I imagine Jared having conversations with these lawyers, trying to get them to work for his father-in-law, the President of the United States, and I’d bet half my quatloos, as these lawyers tried to put him off with more, or less, diplomacy, I’d bet that Jared used the phrase: “Do you know who my father is?”

    ETA: Chris Christie, at least would know how to sound like a super-lawyer for the cameras. I wonder if he and trump are done

  126. 126.

    Citizen Alan

    November 7, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    My theory for many years has been that Always Sunny was meant as a parody of Seinfeld. That is, a show about a group of reprehensible “friends” (who barely tolerate one another) and the hijinks they get into as a result of their own narcissism and lack of empathy. Only instead of witty Larry David dialogue, it’s done as an absolute farce.

  127. 127.

    MisterForkbeard

    November 7, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    @Kay: “God Emperor, I think you should consider maybe just saying that your legal remedies aren’t going to get you where you want to go and but that you should have won.”

    Really though, I bet they sell this to him by telling him he can really stick it to Biden by campaigning in Georgia. He gets to do RALLIES again, and he can whine more about it then.

  128. 128.

    JoyceH

    November 7, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    Hah! I’d heard about the landscaper earlier and laughed and laughed. But it wasn’t until I saw the pictures that I realized how SHODDY the site looked.

  129. 129.

    Kay

    November 7, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    @Aleta:

    Someone has to offer to pay the campaign debt or Trump isn’t going to quit using the “legal challenges” (such as they are) as a way to milk more money out of his supporters.

    Tap one of the billionaires, pay him off, and he’ll concede.

  130. 130.

    Sister Golden Bear

    November 7, 2020 at 11:28 pm

    Bwahahahaha. The quislings’ tweets are priceless! ???

    Donald Trump has lost the election and #GaysForTrump are not taking it well

  131. 131.

    David ?Booooooo!? Koch

    November 7, 2020 at 11:28 pm

    We were stationed in Germany when the wall came down. Tonight has the same vibe.

    — Mark Hertling (@MarkHertling) November 8, 2020

  132. 132.

    jl

    November 7, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I saw a short news interview with a constitutional lawyer, who said the current Trumpster lawsuits are so silly, they are just hopeless, don’t give even the crookedist Trump judge anything to work with.

    Edit: in particular, the legal fuss about no GOP observers is just fraudulent and dishonest, Trump’s lawyers were forced to admit in court that there were GOP observers in every counting center.

    So, he suspects they are going to move on to goofy plots to have state legislatures throw out elections and name their own slate of electors, except enough swing states have legal safeguards against that, or Dem executive branches that have to sign on,  to prevent Trump getting to 270. Final stop is maybe an attempt to get somebody to work small gaps in how EC voting works to swap in crooked slates voted in by…. well, by whom is a good question. GOP state legislatures willing to take a wild flyer on the scheme and just pass shit with not legal standing? Edit: but critical PA GOP leg says it won’t do that.

    Looks like we are almost in the clear in terms of getting rid of that jackass.

  133. 133.

    dww44

    November 7, 2020 at 11:30 pm

    @PsiFighter37: Not if we can win those 2 Georgia Senate races.

  134. 134.

    MisterForkbeard

    November 7, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: The last one is pretty funny. “Not all gays hate Trump, please believe me! We’re so sorry Mr. President!”

  135. 135.

    Steve in the ATL

    November 7, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    @Steeplejack: I know the posters here skew old, but jeez….

  136. 136.

    mad citizen

    November 7, 2020 at 11:35 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Me too on Sunny.  I stopped around season 7 but know they are on 13 or something.  On my “to watch” list to watch them all sometime.  That’s an interesting theory of a satiric Seinfeld but can’t quite see what they are satirizing.   They are meaner for sure, and often funnier.  I laughed hard and out loud when naked Frank (Devito) emerged from, what was it? A sofa?  I could see it as the Philly version of Seinfeld for sure.

  137. 137.

    Ken

    November 7, 2020 at 11:36 pm

    @jl: in particular, the legal fuss about no GOP observers is just fraudulent and dishonest, Trump’s lawyers were forced to admit in court that there were GOP observers in every counting center.

    Dare I hope the judge raised one eyebrow and asked, “Are you telling me that you lied to this court?”

  138. 138.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2020 at 11:36 pm

    @Kay: Trump casts out Jared as a traitor in 3…2…1…

  139. 139.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: Oh dear. From the intro of that article,

    For roughly 28% of LGBTQ voters, the nightmare is just beginning. That’s how many queer people cast their ballots for Trump, according to exit surveys conduced by Edison Research for the National Election Pool

    Not quite dead center on the Crazifaction Number, but certainly within the margin of error.

  140. 140.

    Mousebumples

    November 7, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    Courtney Jaye (@TropicaliJaye) tweeted at 9:03 PM on Sat, Nov 07, 2020:

    i don’t know who made this, but i love them. t.co/6bhHcQ0KU9

    (twitter.com/TropicaliJaye/status/1325272608120557573?s=03)

    When Harry Met Sally based meme that made me grin.

  141. 141.

    Kay

    November 7, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    @Aleta:

    He couldn’t find the Baker-like person he imagined, would who fix everything and do it for free.

    It’s worse than not being able to get a good lawyer. They wanted a “Baker-like” person so they could use that person’s credibility to claim there was doubt and drag it on, but drag it on to what end? There was no plan past “drag it out”. There needs to be a Step Two. Trump didn’t lose Michigan in Detroit. He lost it in Grand Rapids. They would have been marching into Right leaning suburban precincts and screaming fraud.

  142. 142.

    Kay

    November 7, 2020 at 11:43 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Never. Jared is literally his only friend. And he has two grown sons!

  143. 143.

    Poe Larity

    November 7, 2020 at 11:45 pm

    Notre Dame may tear down their own goalposts tonight.

  144. 144.

    jl

    November 7, 2020 at 11:45 pm

    @Ken: I think the quote was (paraphrase by my memory): “Then, what are you doing here?”

    Edit: IIRC, the judge told them to give him some actual real problem, not BS,  or go away, the GOP lawyers said they need to be 6 feet away from the counting, not 10 or 20 or whatever. They reached a deal with the local officials and the judge said, ‘great, done’ and told the Trumpsters to GTFO.

    Edit: IIRC, the lawyers lamely said they were not lying because the number of GOP observers was non-zero, so I  guess since the word ‘zero’ was in the sentence, it was OK. Probably the judge just wanted them gone and went with the fastest way to get that done.

  145. 145.

    Ivan X

    November 7, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    @Ohio Mom:  I too blotted them out until I read your comment. I suspect I just don’t want to accept such odious persons as representing my peeps.

  146. 146.

    James E Powell

    November 7, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    @Jeffro:

    Millions of Americans gravitated to Trump for reasons not yet properly summarized by essays or books,

    I don’t know about properly, but I do know it’s been constantly summarized, analyzed, and legitimized. It has been the #1 obsession of the NYT for four years.

    According to all the wisest people, the reason that people voted for an ignorant, hateful bigot is always something Democrats did or failed to do. Because these were all good people until Democrats did that thing or failed to do that thing.

  147. 147.

    catclub

    November 7, 2020 at 11:49 pm

    @Another Scott: so whats the number?  also, what’s the frequency, kenneth?

  148. 148.

    catclub

    November 7, 2020 at 11:54 pm

    @sdhays: Do they bother to vote for Loeffler and Perdue,

     

    unfortunately, I think yes. Although the theory that 2018 was so bad

    for the GOP when Trump was not on the ballot, says otherwise.

    Doug Jones won that way.   My third prediction is that perdue wins and Loeffler ( the woman) loses.

  149. 149.

    Kay

    November 7, 2020 at 11:54 pm

    @James E Powell:

    I can’t explain the Trump base but I think Trump stayed above 45% with the vast majority (who pay very little attention) because the economy was good. It’s what made him hard to beat. It’s also hard to beat an incumbent, especially one who turned the entire federal government into a campaign apparatus.

  150. 150.

    sdhays

    November 7, 2020 at 11:56 pm

    @Kay: So true.

    I wonder how long we’ll have to wait for Don Jr. to check into rehab for his cocaine habit and have the audacity to call up Hunter Biden for advice. And how to make his father love him.

  151. 151.

    Yutsano

    November 7, 2020 at 11:57 pm

    @dmsilev: Eh. It’s probably less than that. Not as much as I would like, but that number is based on exit polls. And those were skewing heavily Republican this year.

  152. 152.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 7, 2020 at 11:58 pm

    Lisa Murkowski issues a statement

    Steven Dennis  @StevenTDennis
    I think this now makes two Republican senators congratulating Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

    I was expecting her to do so. I’d bet on Portman and Toomey and any other potential retirees next. Shelby? Blunt?

  153. 153.

    Leto

    November 7, 2020 at 11:58 pm

    @Poe Larity:  fuck Notre Dame!

  154. 154.

    sdhays

    November 7, 2020 at 11:59 pm

    @catclub: I think the odds are with you, but as you suggest, there’s some unknown there too. Another big question is if Democrats can bring out all the people we brought out for Joe.

  155. 155.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 7, 2020 at 11:59 pm

    @Alison Rose: Speaking as a WASP, you’ve got ’em now.  I am pretty sure we called “No Backsies.”

  156. 156.

    sdhays

    November 8, 2020 at 12:01 am

    @Yutsano: After Adam’s post a few days ago, I’m trying to remind myself not to really believe any “information” from exit polls.

  157. 157.

    gwangung

    November 8, 2020 at 12:03 am

    @sdhays: If it were anywhere else but Georgia, yeah it’s a big question.

    But with Stacey Abrams? Riding the high of an honest to God win?

    You have to like those odds….And you HAVE to put big money and effort down.

  158. 158.

    James E Powell

    November 8, 2020 at 12:06 am

    @Kay:

    I agree with you, but the fact that his support never went as low as George W Bush’s – even a year before the financial crisis – is remarkable.

  159. 159.

    Kay

    November 8, 2020 at 12:07 am

    @gwangung:

    Biden may be able to do a lot on voting rights without new legislation. We have The Help America Vote Act (HAVA). If he focused on that, he could do a lot with it. He could enforce it, for one thing.

  160. 160.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 8, 2020 at 12:08 am

    @cain: Of course, Protestant also kind of started along similar lines.

    Um, what?

  161. 161.

    Benw

    November 8, 2020 at 12:08 am

    @catclub: @sdhays: man I really want GA to deliver two Dem senators, but it’ll be tough. My hope, as you say, is that Trump’s name won’t downballet in 2022, making it more like 2018, and Stacey and the other Dem activists there are motived.

  162. 162.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 8, 2020 at 12:11 am

    @David ?Booooooo!? Koch: I was in Germany then as well.  I don’t think he’s wrong.

  163. 163.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 8, 2020 at 12:13 am

    I’d thought Harris would also be our first non-white Vice-President, but turns out she’s not–that would be Herbert Hoover’s VP Charles Curtis, a member of the Kaw Nation.

  164. 164.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 8, 2020 at 12:20 am

    @jl:

    So, he suspects they are going to move on to goofy plots to have state legislatures throw out elections and name their own slate of electors, except enough swing states have legal safeguards against that, or Dem executive branches that have to sign on,  to prevent Trump getting to 270. Final stop is maybe an attempt to get somebody to work small gaps in how EC voting works to swap in crooked slates voted in by…. well, by whom is a good question. GOP state legislatures willing to take a wild flyer on the scheme and just pass shit with not legal standing? Edit: but critical PA GOP leg says it won’t do that.

    They’ve been semi-publicly talking about these schemes for months, but seems to me it’d be difficult to convince any state lege that this would be in their own best interest. To be known as the people who threw out ALL the votes in a swing state, including their own constituents’, to overturn the presidential election? There would be blowback.

  165. 165.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 8, 2020 at 12:28 am

    @Matt McIrvin: No legislature or court would take that on.  This isn’t 2000 where it came down to one state and a razor thin margin.

  166. 166.

    beckya57

    November 8, 2020 at 12:48 am

    Where’s DougJ with our GA Special donations thermometers????

  167. 167.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 8, 2020 at 12:50 am

    @beckya57: in the upper right corner of the front page, there’s a link under “Election Action”

  168. 168.

    Calouste

    November 8, 2020 at 12:59 am

    @Kay: I guess the begging emails for the legal fees don’t bring in enough to cover the cost of the on-crack legal team, let alone money to pay of the campaign debt and other grift.

  169. 169.

    Calouste

    November 8, 2020 at 1:11 am

    @Kay: If you’re a billionaire, you could give the shitgibbon $100 million to call it quits, and you could make that money back on the stock market as long as you get to determine the time and date of the announcement.

  170. 170.

    NotMax

    November 8, 2020 at 1:14 am

    @Calouste

    Sheldon Adelson must feel a right twit now.

    Good.

  171. 171.

    SWMBO

    November 8, 2020 at 2:52 am

    @PsiFighter37: Joe would never do it but all I can think of is Romney and his bootlicking dinner to beg for Secretary of State. That deer in the headlights look and Trump gloating.

  172. 172.

    SWMBO

    November 8, 2020 at 4:00 am

    @HumboldtBlue: I have a quibble over the “dancing video”.  It should have had Hillary in it and possibly not Bernie.  If it wasn’t for Hillary, Kamala wouldn’t have been the VP  pick.

  173. 173.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 8, 2020 at 6:35 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: I am concerned about the number of Republican members of Congress who seem to openly support Trump’s claims that he won and was robbed. Are they going to keep that up for four years?

    If they only have one house of Congress, they at least can’t block certification of the electors. If they’d taken the House, that kind of revolt would actually have been conceivable.

  174. 174.

    WaterGirl

    November 8, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Cold and grudgingly worded, utterly lacking in grace, but at least she choked it out.

  175. 175.

    WaterGirl

    November 8, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    @beckya57: I asked DougJ about that on Saturday, and I believe they are coming.

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