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You are here: Home / Past Elections / 2020 Elections / Monday Evening Open Thread: The Biden Transition Continues

Monday Evening Open Thread: The Biden Transition Continues

by Anne Laurie|  November 23, 20206:10 pm| 226 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, Biden-Harris 2020, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

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JUST IN: Michigan election board certifies Biden win https://t.co/9N1LV1Ga9q pic.twitter.com/UhkUUIOHCt

— The Hill (@thehill) November 23, 2020

ETA:

new from my colleague @KristenhCNN:
GSA has informed president-elect Joe Biden the administration is ready to begin the formal transition process, according to a letter from administrator Emily Murphy sent Monday afternoon and obtained by CNN.

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) November 23, 2020


Biden’s margin in Michigan is nearly twice Trumps 2016 margins in Michigan, Wisconsin, & Pennsylvania combined

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) November 23, 2020

Apt that right up to the end at least half the Republicans say nothing because they’re afraid of a tweet. https://t.co/b8kLTK1xVG

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) November 23, 2020

The No, Fuck YOU Administration off to a great start today and I mean that sincerely. https://t.co/7l6CU9sdxR

— Allison Hantschel (@Athenae) November 23, 2020

Worth noting: Reps from the Biden team were on all 5 of the biggest Sunday TV shows this A.M. Ron Klain was on This Week, Jen Psaki on SOTU, Symone Sanders on Face, Cedric Richmond on MTP, and Kate Bedingfield on Fox. ZERO Trump reps.

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) November 22, 2020

Moar breaking news!!!!

President Trump is worried that his campaign’s legal team, which is being led by his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani, is comprised of “fools that are making him look bad,” @NBCNews reports. https://t.co/Cc2hDTzAMT

— CNBC (@CNBC) November 23, 2020

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  1. 1.

    Cheryl Rofer

    November 23, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    Add that GSA_Emily finally gave in.

    >> @KristenhCNN with the first-on-CNN scoop: "The GSA has informed president-elect Joe Biden the administration is ready to begin the formal transition process, according to a letter from administrator Emily Murphy sent Monday afternoon and obtained by CNN."

    — Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) November 23, 2020

  2. 2.

    Baud

    November 23, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Onward!

  3. 3.

    Kristine

    November 23, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    Yea. About bloody time.

  4. 4.

    Cheryl Rofer

    November 23, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    Here's the full letter from Murphy to Biden: pic.twitter.com/DJ4SFLzrfP

    — Jeremy Herb (@jeremyherb) November 23, 2020

  5. 5.

    Mai Naem mobile

    November 23, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    Buh bye Orange Dbag. Take the rest of your grifter family with you. Leave the keys in the mailbox.

  6. 6.

    Emma from FL

    November 23, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Well, hell. It’s beginning to look like one of those Rube Goldberg machines that kick over dominoes…

  7. 7.

    Cheryl Rofer

    November 23, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: That is some defensive letter.

  8. 8.

    dr. bloor

    November 23, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: 

    The effects of an hourly quote and a request for a retainer from your local barrister tend to have a clarifying impact on your moral dilemma.

  9. 9.

    germy

    November 23, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    I love Symone Sanders and I love the title of her book:

    No, You Shut Up: Speaking Truth to Power and Reclaiming America 

  10. 10.

    Zzyzx

    November 23, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: I’m amazed that Trump isn’t firing off tweets between that and Michigan. My real lawsuit is NEXT week!

  11. 11.

    Keith P.

    November 23, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    18 hours since the last Trump tweet.  It *feels* like a record.

  12. 12.

    Scout211

    November 23, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    I guess she needed the Michigan vote certification today for cover to actually do her job.

    She seems nice.  //

  13. 13.

    sanjeevs

    November 23, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    “Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) today announced she will not seek the position of chairman or ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee in the 117th Congress.”

    https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1331006314269577217

  14. 14.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 23, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    @sanjeevs: praise the lord!

  15. 15.

    VeniceRiley

    November 23, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:  She can’t bring herself to type “ascertained.”

  16. 16.

    dr. bloor

    November 23, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    @sanjeevs: The times, they are a changin’.

  17. 17.

    The Moar You Know

    November 23, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    This is the 18th day Trump has lost the election.

    Oddly, I’m still not tired of all this winning.  Not one bit.  Watching this dumb asshole drag himself through day after day of total humiliation, when he could stop it all with just two words, has been epic.

  18. 18.

    Mary G

    November 23, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    I want to feel like all my admonishing postcards after every vote for a trump nominee and the ten or so I sent screaming about collaborating with Lindsey Graham may have paid off:

    Sen. Dianne Feinstein: "After serving as the lead Democrat on the Judiciary Committee for four years, I will not seek the chairmanship or ranking member position in the next Congress."— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) November 23, 2020

  19. 19.

    satby

    November 23, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Absolutely a CYA prepared for if she got sued.

  20. 20.

    Sloane Ranger

    November 23, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    Hurrah! What a relief. New Trump tweet reported by Jim Acosta making it sound like the Orange One instructed GSA to certify the election for Biden for the best interests of the county. I strongly suspect someone else has possession of his phone.

  21. 21.

    satby

    November 23, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    @Mary G: Thank you for your service!!

  22. 22.

    Baud

    November 23, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    I guess Trump issued a statement suggesting that he made the decision, not the GSA.

  23. 23.

    The Moar You Know

    November 23, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    Oh, that letter.  Someone give Emily a hand with the final nail, please.

  24. 24.

    raven

    November 23, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    Ari say Trump be capitulating!

  25. 25.

    scav

    November 23, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    @Scout211: Vain hope on her part.

    Are they going to have to come up with some sort of witness protection-like program for the entire administration?

  26. 26.

    Scout211

    November 23, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    https://www.kcra.com/article/gm-flips-to-californias-side-in-pollution-fight-with-president-trump/34762100

    And the dominoes keep falling . .

    General Motors says it will no longer support the Trump administration in legal efforts to end California’s right to set its own clean-air standards.

    CEO Mary Barra said in a letter Monday to environmental groups that GM will pull out of the lawsuit, and it urges other automakers to do so.

    She said the company agrees with President-elect Joe Biden’s plan to expand electric vehicle use. Last week, GM said it is testing a new battery chemistry that will bring electric-vehicle costs down to those of gas-powered vehicles within five years.

     

  27. 27.

    Dan B

    November 23, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Thanks for posting this.  I’m sighing with relief so much I must remind myself to inhale.

  28. 28.

    germy

    November 23, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    Jenna Ellis is not giving up.  She just retweeted this:

    Necessary Audit: @DrPaulGosar calls for an audit of the election in Arizona, citing glaring disparities between local races and votes for @realDonaldTrump #MAGA #AmericaFirst #Dobbs pic.twitter.com/HxJsAH0DFo— Lou Dobbs (@LouDobbs) November 23, 2020

  29. 29.

    debbie

    November 23, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Most of her letter is a very Trumpian whine about her!

  30. 30.

    Mai Naem mobile

    November 23, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: I think Murphy was scared of becoming famous via a  Katie Porter gif. It may still happen.

  31. 31.

    Spanky

    November 23, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    @Zzyzx:

     I’m amazed that Trump isn’t firing off tweets between that and Michigan

    I’m picturing him slumped over like Hitler in the last shot in the Downfall meme.

  32. 32.

    natem

    November 23, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    While Giuliani was key in stoking Trump’s conspiracy theories, Trump loss in PA suit made him realize Giuliani was not painting honest picture, per people briefed on what’s taken place.— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) November 23, 2020

    Shut the fuck up Maggie

  33. 33.

    Suzanne

    November 23, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    I wish that I could never again see that image of Rudy Giuliani with diarrhea running down his cheek.

  34. 34.

    Redshift

    November 23, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    President Trump is worried that his campaign’s legal team, which is being led by his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani, is comprised of “fools that are making him look bad,”

    “Who keeps hiring these idiots? moans man who hired the idiots.

  35. 35.

    Dan B

    November 23, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    @sanjeevs: Moar good news!

    Friends in San Francisco back when she was on the council (board of supervisors?) despised her.  I’m not sure why especially since they didn’t want to talk about her, made their skin crawl.

  36. 36.

    MisterForkbeard

    November 23, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    @sanjeevs: Sounds like she’s on her way out. We can hope – time for new blood.

  37. 37.

    Spanky

    November 23, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    @Mary G:

    I want to feel like all my admonishing postcards after every vote for a trump nominee and the ten or so I sent screaming about collaborating with Lindsey Graham may have paid off:

    I think you certainly should. Thank you for your efforts on all our behalf.

  38. 38.

    danielx

    November 23, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    President Trump is worried that his campaign’s legal team, which is being led by his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani, is comprised of “fools that are making him look bad,”

    Dude, it’s not your legal team which is making you look bad….

  39. 39.

    Kent

    November 23, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    @Mai Naem mobile:@Cheryl Rofer: I think Murphy was scared of becoming famous via a  Katie Porter gif. It may still happen.

    She isn’t old enough to retire.  She wants to have a nice posh administrative job in the private sector after this.  Like HR director of some fortune 500 company or something like that.  Becoming a household name and too politically toxic to over 50% of the country was going to make that impossible.

  40. 40.

    The Moar You Know

    November 23, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Shut the fuck up Maggie

    @natem: thank you.  That’s the only possible response to that utter load of horseshit

  41. 41.

    Redshift

    November 23, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    @germy: If anyone voted for other Republicans and didn’t vote for Trump, that’s clear evidence of fraud! There’s no other way that could possibly happen! /MAGAt

  42. 42.

    Mai Naem mobile

    November 23, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    @Mary G: sounds like DiFi is not going to run again. Not sure Pelosi is going to stick around for many more years. That’s some heavy state leadership loss even if  Kamala is Veep.

  43. 43.

    Martin

    November 23, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    @Mai Naem mobile: Plus Congress was coming. Part of the pleasure of being the head of the GSA, is nobody knows who you are or what you do. That was changing extremely quickly for Emily.

  44. 44.

    MomSense

    November 23, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    @Keith P.:

    Are we ready to speculate as to whether he will stay in the country or flee to a non extradition treaty country?  I doubt he will want to arrest Biden’s inauguration.

  45. 45.

    germy

    November 23, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    I want to thank Emily Murphy at GSA for her steadfast dedication and loyalty to our Country. She has been harassed, threatened, and abused – and I do not want to see this happen to her, her family, or employees of GSA. Our case STRONGLY continues, we will keep up the good…— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 23, 2020

    …fight, and I believe we will prevail! Nevertheless, in the best interest of our Country, I am recommending that Emily and her team do what needs to be done with regard to initial protocols, and have told my team to do the same.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 23, 2020

     

    One person in the US died from COVID-19 whilst you typed that tweet. 1500 souls are dying every day— Marc Bryant (@MarcBryant8) November 23, 2020

  46. 46.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    It’s both defensive and offensive. Did you catch “Dear Mr. Biden”? Not “Dear Mr. President-elect,” not even “Dear Vice President Biden.” There is absolutely no bottom for these people.

  47. 47.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    November 23, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    Did Emily Murphy appear before the congressional committee today? I read that it was going to be a closed session. Maybe they read her the riot act and spurred her to action.

  48. 48.

    Spanky

    November 23, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    @MomSense:

    I doubt he will want to arrest Biden’s inauguration.

     

    Paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Freud …

  49. 49.

    danielx

    November 23, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    @MomSense:

    I doubt he will want to arrest Biden’s inauguration.

    Do you mean ‘attend’ instead of ‘arrest’? I have no doubt he would like to see every single person attending Biden’s inauguration arrested and imprisoned.

  50. 50.

    germy

    November 23, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    “Hey Joe”

  51. 51.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    @germy:

    Oh joy, another book to order. I’m never, ever, EVER going to get through all the books in my Kindle, am I?

  52. 52.

    Mai Naem mobile

    November 23, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Just saw Janet Yellen is being considered for Treasury. I am happy with that choice. Qualified and a woman and a slap at Orange Dbag. Such a nice change from weasely weasel Stephen Mnuchin.

  53. 53.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 23, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Finally, November 3rd comes to an end

    — Pwn All The Things (@pwnallthethings) November 23, 2020

  54. 54.

    Redshift

    November 23, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    While Giuliani was key in stoking Trump’s conspiracy theories, Trump loss in PA suit made him realize Giuliani was not painting honest picture, per people briefed on what’s taken place.

    Ah, quintessential narcissist. He surrounds himself with yes-men for his entire life and fires anyone who disagrees with him or fails to praise him to the skies, but when it goes south, it’s because they weren’t “honest.”

  55. 55.

    MomSense

    November 23, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    @danielx:

    Yes – auto correct probably saw my non extradition treaty and figured I meant arrest.

  56. 56.

    The Moar You Know

    November 23, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    Did Emily Murphy appear before the congressional committee today?

    @Steeplejack (phone): No.  Sent a letter saying she’d send an assistant next week.  I assume someone then told her what lawyers cost and she’d be out of pocket on that.

  57. 57.

    Baud

    November 23, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    @Redshift:

    I hope he sues Rudi.

  58. 58.

    germy

    November 23, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    Don’t click on this photo:

    pic.twitter.com/6fa9OdIPWH— scott (@jetxer) November 23, 2020

  59. 59.

    debbie

    November 23, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    @Mai Naem mobile:

    Seconded. That was about the only good news I heard today, at least until I heard about the MI certification and Murphy’s capitulation.

  60. 60.

    KenK

    November 23, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    @germy:  @#50

    “Hey Joe” – where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?

  61. 61.

    dm

    November 23, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    @Baud: Can’t be true.  Emily says right there in her letter that she came to the decision without outside interference or influence.

  62. 62.

    germy

    November 23, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    @dm:

    She lies even in her letter.

    Even her signature is piggish.

  63. 63.

    Another Scott

    November 23, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: The word cloud of “I” and similar personal pronouns of that letter would be interesting…

    :-/

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  64. 64.

    Mary G

    November 23, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    @Mai Naem mobile: Plenty of talent in the pipeline, such as Schiff, Lieu, Porter, and my rep Mike Levin who is excellent on the environment.

  65. 65.

    zhena gogolia

    November 23, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    I am not tired of the winning.

  66. 66.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    @germy:

    Isn’t Dr. Paul Gosar the guy who is so cray his entire family not only voted against him in 2018, but cut a campaign ad against him?

  67. 67.

    danielx

    November 23, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    Who will be the first to ask, “Are the Biden picks TOO qualified?”
    — Schooley (@Rschooley) November 23, 2020

    Consensus is Chuck Todd by a country mile, for reasons I am at a total loss to explain.

  68. 68.

    David ?Booooooo!? Koch

    November 23, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    CNN reports Biden to name Amy Poehler as Secretary of Comedy

  69. 69.

    NotMax

    November 23, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    @Baud

    Rudy will be busy holding pressers at the Waldorf Astoria Car Wash or the Ritz-Carlton Laundrette.

  70. 70.

    TS (the original)

    November 23, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Said it on the last thread, I hope she is the first person fired  after Biden is inaugurated.  Like everyone in this administration, her letter exposes that the lies will continue until the bitter end.

  71. 71.

    debbie

    November 23, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    Never mind.

  72. 72.

    Cheryl Rofer

    November 23, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    I usually don’t like to post Trump tweets, but I’ll give him this one:

    …fight, and I believe we will prevail! Nevertheless, in the best interest of our Country, I am recommending that Emily and her team do what needs to be done with regard to initial protocols, and have told my team to do the same.

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 23, 2020

  73. 73.

    dmsilev

    November 23, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    That is some defensive letter.

    It was the same tone as all those news stories where “her friends” informed the media that she was a selfless policy person who was deeply morally conflicted and was under no pressure whatsoever from Trump.

    In other words, she’s still throwing herself a pity party and should not be lauded for finally and grudgingly doing something that the law said she should have done two weeks ago.

  74. 74.

    germy

    November 23, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    I believe so.

    Jenna Ellis is an elite strike force.

  75. 75.

    dmsilev

    November 23, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    @danielx: Chuck Todd gave us “If anything, she was too prepared” in the 2016 debates.

  76. 76.

    Cheryl Rofer

    November 23, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    I see debbie beat me to it. Also this:

    Renovations to living quarters expected to be occupied by Trump and first lady Melania Trump are underway at Mar-a-Lago, ahead of when they'll be living there full time after the Jan. 20 inauguration, sources tell us. W/ @Santucci @JoshMargolin @AaronKatersky https://t.co/tpJxM3j9Kc

    — Katherine Faulders (@KFaulders) November 23, 2020

  77. 77.

    Nora Lenderbee

    November 23, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Biden’s team should send her a reply, and begin it “Dear Emily:”

  78. 78.

    debbie

    November 23, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Aww, but yours were prettier!

  79. 79.

    zhena gogolia

    November 23, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Yep.

  80. 80.

    Baud

    November 23, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: 

    o living quarters expected to be occupied by Trump and first lady Melania Trump 

    At the same time?

  81. 81.

    NotMax

    November 23, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Is Fox going to send out staff for a breaking news story that the trees in Michigan are no longer just the right height?

    //

    @debbie

    and Murphy’s capitulation

    You do not want to know what that was first misread as.

    :)

  82. 82.

    zhena gogolia

    November 23, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    @NotMax:

    In West Haven, CT, there is a Yale Auto Parts junkyard. My ex-husband wanted them to put up another sign, “Not affiliated with any university.”

  83. 83.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    According to Katie Porter, Emily didn’t show. Sorry, no link; saw it in a Porter tweet but don’t know how (can’t be bothered) to track it down.

  84. 84.

    hueyplong

    November 23, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    That GSA letter is a piece of shit, especially read in conjuction with the tweets sent out under Trump’s name.

    I expect there to be a lot of stalling and and passive-aggressive obstruction in lieu of the former flat-out stonewalling.

    Never, ever assume anything in the neighborhood of good faith from these people.

  85. 85.

    debbie

    November 23, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    If Trump, say, absconded to Scotland, would the Secret Service still have to protect him?

  86. 86.

    Yutsano

    November 23, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    This is somewhat OT, but I don’t believe I’ve ever seen an editorial board beat a member of their own editorial staff around the head so thoroughly before…

  87. 87.

    TS (the original)

    November 23, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    @Sloane Ranger:

    New Trump tweet reported by Jim Acosta making it sound like the Orange One instructed GSA to certify the election for Biden for the best interests of the county.

    Proving that her letter was far from the truth – to quote but one sentence

    Please know that I came to my decision independently, based on the law and available facts.

    If don is going down, he’s taking all the sycophants with him.

  88. 88.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 23, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    @sanjeevs:

    Thank all the gods and goddesses.

  89. 89.

    Cheryl Rofer

    November 23, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    @debbie: I don’t know.

  90. 90.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 23, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    That woman scheduled an aide to appear on her behalf.

  91. 91.

    Sally

    November 23, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    May I just say, trump and trumpoids, none of these dipshit clowns in the “legal” elite squad are making you guys look bad. Birds of a feather – all the “best” people, amirite?

  92. 92.

    burnspbesq

    November 23, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:

    Sounds like she’s on her way out

    I’m sure Guv Gav hopes so. He needs two appointments to satisfy all the interest groups claiming it’s their turn.

  93. 93.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 23, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Can you imagine being one of the Secret Service people assigned to Trump’s post-presidential detail? It’s the ultimate booby prize. Maybe a few of them like him, I guess.

  94. 94.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    @germy:

    That can never be unseen. Yikes!

  95. 95.

    Mary G

    November 23, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    A journalist RTed the gsa letter but had a typo and accidentally called it the gas letter and ive never seen a more appropriate typo in my life— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) November 23, 2020

  96. 96.

    Karen S.

    November 23, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    @Kent: Somehow, I get the impression that HR might be a good fit for her. (shudder)

  97. 97.

    What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?

    November 23, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    I have a sneaking suspicion that the part of the reason Trump hasn’t wanted to cooperate with the transition is because when the Biden team asks “what’s the current rollout plan for vaccines?” The Trump folks will say “there isn’t one” and it’ll be clear in about 5 minutes that the Trump folks don’t have a plan for anything.

    They didn’t write a single term paper and don’t want that exposed.

  98. 98.

    patrick II

    November 23, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    If we have to continue to have the Secret Service pay outrageous prices to stay at Mar a Lago during his post-presidency, I support giving him a couple of guard dogs and telling him he’s on his own.

  99. 99.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    Jenna Ellis is on Ari Melber, and I can’t even begin to make sense of it.

  100. 100.

    Cheryl Rofer

    November 23, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    Biden team confirms transition is belatedly underway. pic.twitter.com/ehuCzpePip

    — Simon Marks (@SimonMarksFSN) November 23, 2020

  101. 101.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    @Karen S.:

    She’d be perfect as president of an HOA.

  102. 102.

    debbie

    November 23, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Wow, that last part of that last sentence!

  103. 103.

    Eunicecycle

    November 23, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I immediately changed the channel. Not gonna try.

  104. 104.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Jenna Ellis is on Ari Melber

    PHRASING! Sorry about that. She’s a guest on Ari’s MSNBC show, is what I meant, and I’m ashamed of you for your potty brains.

  105. 105.

    burnspbesq

    November 23, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    @Yutsano:

    I don’t believe I’ve ever seen an editorial board beat a member of their own editorial staff around the head so thoroughly before

    Thiessen richly deserves it. Our local paper ran the column over the weekend, and it is medicinal-grade bullshit.

  106. 106.

    germy

    November 23, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    An hour ago:

    GSA Administrator Emily Murphy was supposed to brief Congressional leadership today about why she’s obstructing a smooth transition of power. She refused to show up, and now she’s trying to send her deputy next week in her place.

    Enough. The American people deserve answers. pic.twitter.com/5fuVfyRoZg

    — Rep. Katie Porter (@RepKatiePorter) November 23, 2020

  107. 107.

    sdhays

    November 23, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    @Mai Naem mobile: Didn’t they have a closed-door meeting today? Now I really, really want to know what was said. Did she need a change of pants afterwards

    ETA: Ah, I see she chickened out. Not surprised.

  108. 108.

    Mike in NC

    November 23, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    So it seems like the Trump Crime Family will decamp to Mar-a-Lago for Christmas after all and never set foot in DC again. Cool.

  109. 109.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 23, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    @germy:

    I just came here to post that tweet.

  110. 110.

    scav

    November 23, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    @debbie: Yeah, that sentence is quite quite pleasing.

  111. 111.

    NotMax

    November 23, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    @zhena gogolia

    OT – the winning continues.

    Ducked out an hour or so ago to the nearest market for some last minute items for holiday meal prep. Fresh yams, fresh mushrooms, that sort of stuff. Scored the very last can of crushed pineapple (a necessary part of the particular cranberry relish I savor) in the store, hunkered all alone at the back of an otherwise wide expanse of empty shelf.

  112. 112.

    What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?

    November 23, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    @David ?Booooooo!? Koch: I would have accepted Tina Fey too. Or Melissa McCarthy.

  113. 113.

    Martin

    November 23, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    In other news, GM has abandoned Trumps position on CAs right to regulate air quality and fuel mileage (consider the timing if you think any part of that decision was in good faith or based on science or economics) but it’s a nice little victory for CA and climate change efforts.

  114. 114.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    @Suzanne:

    I refer you to the link @germy #58. Believe me, you’ll welcome Rudy’s dyearrhea.

  115. 115.

    Mai Naem mobile

    November 23, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    @Martin: part of me wants all these Trumper enablers to wear a red T like Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter, for the rest of their lives. But I know it’s an awful inaccurate analogy. I feel like a bad person wanting them to be treated like the French did after WW11 with the collaborators. I just don’t want them to move on and not be held responsible.

  116. 116.

    burnspbesq

    November 23, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    If I worked for ICE, the idea of Alejandro Mayorkas as Secretary of DHS would have me shitting bricks.

    ETA: and updating my resume.

  117. 117.

    lamh36

    November 23, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    Evening BJ.

    Read that Feinstein is stepping down as top Dem on Judiciary.

    I’m thinking those of us who mentioned dementia or some sort of age-related impairment on Feinstein’s part lately may well have been correct.

    I have a feeling it’s just a matter of time before she announces her full retirement. The question is when?

    I know re-election isn’t until 2025 right?  But IDK that she’ll even make it to 2025 before just stepping down.

    I wonder if she’ll wait to see who Newsom picks to replace Harris and then decide.

  118. 118.

    sanjeevs

    November 23, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    Choices like Blinken and Yellen for his Cabinet are going to make it hard for the GOP Senators to go against confirmation.

    Not that they won’t, but still.

  119. 119.

    natem

    November 23, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    @Martin: I for one am tired of all this winning.

  120. 120.

    What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?

    November 23, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    @Mike in NC: I think part of the reason they moved to FL is that FL bankruptcy laws let you keep your primary residence. At least that’s what I read somewhere. Not sure it’s true.

  121. 121.

    Brachiator

    November 23, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    @What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?:

    I have a sneaking suspicion that the part of the reason Trump hasn’t wanted to cooperate with the transition is because when the Biden team asks “what’s the current rollout plan for vaccines?” The Trump folks will say “there isn’t one” and it’ll be clear in about 5 minutes that the Trump folks don’t have a plan for anything.

    And Trump always lied about the Obama administration not leaving them anything or co-operating with them.

    I am so tired of this fool. I can’t wait until he is finally gone.

  122. 122.

    Baud

    November 23, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    @Martin:

    Elections have consequences.

  123. 123.

    Suzanne

    November 23, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Yes, that is the Gosar!

    I seem to recall you (I think?) saying that you were considering relocating to Prescott. If you did, you could have Gosar as your congresscritter.

    It’s a shame, I actually really like Prescott.

  124. 124.

    burnspbesq

    November 23, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    @What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?:

    yup. Florida has an unlimited homestead exemption. Remember the mass exodus of KPMG partners to FL circa 2004?

  125. 125.

    craigie

    November 23, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    I bet a million dollars he didn’t write that.

  126. 126.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 23, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Who’s gonna tell the traitorous, orange, Soviet shitpile about all the winning – and us not getting tired of the winning?

  127. 127.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    November 23, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    @TS (the original): 

    Proving that her letter was far from the truth – to quote but one sentence

    Maybe. Or Trump realized he couldn’t stop her and sent out that tweet so his followers would think he was being gracious and in control of the situation.

  128. 128.

    H-Bob

    November 23, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    @danielx: “Dude, it’s not your legal team which is making you look bad….”  like “it’s not the dress that makes you look fat ….”

  129. 129.

    VeniceRiley

    November 23, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    On twitter, I called it a half-ascertainment.

  130. 130.

    Suzanne

    November 23, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: AHHHHHHHHH

  131. 131.

    LuciaMia

    November 23, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    Ahhhh, ( exhaling) thank god. Finally the GSA gives it up. In Trumps tweet he , of course, takes the credit, tho Emily says it was her final decision.

  132. 132.

    debbie

    November 23, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    I can’t wait to see the photo of the first Cabinet meeting with all the diversity!

  133. 133.

    Kristine

    November 23, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    Wondering if Giuliani was paid ahead of time, or if money is owed.

    It would be a joke if he sued for payment.

  134. 134.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Yup. For a roaring 30 minutes, a week from now.

  135. 135.

    NotMax

    November 23, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    @What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?

    Well, there’s still that niggling signed agreement… (WaPo link)

    a small group of loosely aligned preservationists, disgruntled neighbors and attorneys have unearthed documents that they assert call into question the legality of Trump’s much-publicized decision late last year to change his official domicile from Manhattan to Mar-a-Lago and to register to vote in Florida using the club’s address. According to those documents, and additional materials obtained by The Washington Post, Trump agreed in writing years ago to change the use of the Mar-a-Lago property from a single-family residence to a private club owned by a corporation he controls.

    The distinction is significant. The property is taxed as a private club — not as a residence, according to Palm Beach County property appraiser records. Trump’s own attorney assured local officials in Palm Beach before they voted to approve the club in 1993 that he would not live there. Mar-a-Lago’s website says only that Trump maintains “private quarters” at the club.
    [snip]
    During lengthy talks with the council, Trump’s attorney, Paul Rampell, addressed a question on a lot of minds in those days: Would Trump live at the club?

    “The answer is no,” Rampell said, according to a summary transcript of a 1993 council meeting, “except that he will be a member of the Club and would be entitled to use its guest rooms.”

    In August 1993, Trump got his club, signing an extraordinarily detailed document called a “use agreement” that governs to this day how Mar-a-Lago can be used. The document makes clear that Mar-a-Lago would no longer be a single-family residence and was now a private club.
    [snip]
    The deal he struck made it clear that no one could live permanently at the property. It stated that the guest suites could be used only by members for a maximum of three times a year for no longer than seven days at a time, and that those seven-day stays couldn’t be strung together consecutively. Source

  136. 136.

    Fair Economist

    November 23, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    @Scout211:

    General Motors says it will no longer support the Trump administration in legal efforts to end California’s right to set its own clean-air standards.

    GM is ahead of Ford and Chrysler in its EV development and is hoping to leverage that.

  137. 137.

    burnspbesq

    November 23, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    I wonder if the publication of this article in this morning’s Detroit Free Press had any impact on the certification vote?

    https://www.freep.com/story/opinion/contributors/2020/11/23/michigan-canvassers-who-could-face-felony-charges/6388235002/

  138. 138.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    @germy:

    Thats it! Thanks.
    (I do love Katie Porter.)

  139. 139.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    November 23, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    I thought part of the Mar-a-Lago deal with the local authorities was that it cannot be used as a residence. Is that one more thing Trump is going to get away with ignoring? He and Melania voted from there, so I guess so.

    Although Pence trumped him by using the Indiana governor’s mansion as his voting address. ?

  140. 140.

    Brachiator

    November 23, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    @sanjeevs:

    Choices like Blinken and Yellen for his Cabinet are going to make it hard for the GOP Senators to go against confirmation.

    It would be cool if Biden could find someone with the surname Nod for his cabinet.

    Blinken and Yellen and Nod.

  141. 141.

    WaterGirl

    November 23, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: I hate her even more for writing such a self-serving, excuse-making piece of drivel. I couldn’t even make my way through the whole first page.

  142. 142.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 23, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    The No, Fuck YOU Administration off to a great start today and I mean that sincerely.

    LOL!

  143. 143.

    Mai Naem mobile

    November 23, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    @Kent: She can go do HR for the Trumpov Org  until its bankrupt and then move onto the Kushner Companies. I really should be a career counselor.

  144. 144.

    Immanentize

    November 23, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    ACERTAINMENT!!

    WE HAVE ACERTAINMENT!

    And, Feinstein steps down as Ranking Member on the Judiciary Cmmt.

    Lovely Day!

  145. 145.

    Fair Economist

    November 23, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    @Mai Naem mobile:

    sounds like DiFi is not going to run again. Not sure Pelosi is going to stick around for many more years. That’s some heavy state leadership loss even if Kamala is Veep.

    The general expectation was that she wouldn’t run again in 2024 at age 91 anyway. The hope is that she’ll step back from a lead role in the Senate and if the rumors that she’d getting a bit dotty are true that would be a reasonable step. *Most* people in the early stages of dementia realize something is wrong and take appropriate steps.

    CA still has 4 House chairs and of course the largest Dem House delegation by far. We’ll be fine.

  146. 146.

    WaterGirl

    November 23, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    @sanjeevs: Halle-fucking-luia!!!  Thank you Diane Feinstein.

  147. 147.

    Danielx

    November 23, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    @What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?:

    They didn’t write a single term paper and don’t want that exposed.

    Whole Trump administration reminds me a lot of a guy who was my roommate first semester at IU. Guy never seemed to go to class – got up late, went over to hang out with his homies living at the next quad over, came back….etc etc. I moved out at the last of the semester for off campus housing after semster break and the guy was gone like he’d never been in the dorm room. I checked the mail, and for the first and last time in my life opened somebody else’s mail, that being his grades.

    I had to know.

    Turned out he had achieved a 0.00 GPA, which was quite an accomplishment at the time. I mean, if you were warm and breathing and took quizzes/exams you could pull a D average. So with the Trump administration – even a little effort could have made such a difference.

  148. 148.

    LuciaMia

    November 23, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    Blinken and Yellen and Nod.

    Sounds like Santa’s elves.

  149. 149.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    @Suzanne:

    what a memory you have! Wow, I’m impressed!

    I’m rethinking moving to Prescott. I kind of like living in a part of the country that’s turning purplish-blue before my very eyes, and that I’m playing my part to help bring about. But family circumstances and dynamics have also changed a lot, so much of my original reasoning (being close to siblings) no longer applies. But it’s all still very iffy.

  150. 150.

    geg6

    November 23, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    I’m really psyched to see Biden’s pick for Education.  Kicking DeVos out of that office is one of my great joys in Biden’s win.  Also the VA because they have made my life miserable, changing compliance requirements.  The most recent change happened the other day after I’d had my exit interview for the campus’ biannual compliance survey.  Within an hour of the exit interview, I got a call from the compliance officer that I needed to provide a whole set of data for each semester going back to Spring 2017 even though I already had a waiver on the rule that requires that data.  The VA had just informed him of this change.  He said he couldn’t send the official letter until I did.  We don’t collect the data the same way they want it, so both the registrar and I had to spend the next three days getting the data, determining it was all correct and converting it to the metrics they wanted.  It was infuriating and exhausting and it shouldn’t happen like that.

  151. 151.

    WaterGirl

    November 23, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    @Mary G: Congratulations!

  152. 152.

    japa21

    November 23, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: My guess is that nobody had any pott brained reactions to the original comment until you brought it up. And don’t make any potty brained interpretations of my last comment.

  153. 153.

    Roger Moore

    November 23, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    She’d be perfect as president of an HOA.

    To hell with that! HOAs are already bad enough without more Karens on their boards.

  154. 154.

    Benw

    November 23, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    Haha suck it Trump!

  155. 155.

    Hoodie

    November 23, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    @What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?: I thought Trump had an agreement with the local municipality that the Mar a Lago couldn’t be used as a permanent residence.

  156. 156.

    ByRookorbyCrook

    November 23, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    @Kristine: Ghouliani just needs to give a kickback to Trump, say, 25%? The Campaign is paying and if Trump gets his beak wet the payment will be okayed. The Rubes will be donating to keep the legal battle going…

  157. 157.

    Roger Moore

    November 23, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    @Mai Naem mobile:

    She can go do HR for the Trumpov Org until its bankrupt and then move onto the Kushner Companies.

    Yes, but she needs to think beyond 2021.

  158. 158.

    LurkerNoLonger

    November 23, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Trump didn’t write that Tweet and I can guarantee one is coming along (that he does write) that will totally contradict it.

  159. 159.

    Mike in NC

    November 23, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    @debbie: Fat Bastard did do a few things to Make America White Again. There was a photo of him from a couple of years ago posing with White House interns. 90% of them were white males.

  160. 160.

    WaterGirl

    November 23, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    @MomSense: You might want to check BJ around 8pm tonight.  Ask and you shall receive!

  161. 161.

    piratedan

    November 23, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: if not Prescott, you could look at Flagstaff, it’s in Coconino Co., which I believe is represented by Mr. O’Halleran (who is a Dem)

  162. 162.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    Can’t help wondering if Melania is going to leave the nation a special LDFY (Lame Duck Fuck You) Christmas display in the White House.

  163. 163.

    cain

    November 23, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    @danielx: Consensus is Chuck Todd by a country mile, for reasons I am at a total loss to explain.

    I would like to see no Biden people show up for Chuck’s show. Fuck that guy. I want to see Meet the Asshole go down the toilet.

  164. 164.

    cain

    November 23, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    When do you all think the divorce is going to happen? I think Melania is gonna move back to New York City – living Orange fool at Fart-is-Largo.

  165. 165.

    cain

    November 23, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    @debbie: If Trump, say, absconded to Scotland, would the Secret Service still have to protect him?

    They would have tried, but probably would take a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

  166. 166.

    cain

    November 23, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: That woman scheduled an aide to appear on her behalf.

    I assume the only instructions this aide would have would be repeat the refrain “I know you are, but what am I?”

  167. 167.

    LurkerNoLonger

    November 23, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    According to Mark Elias: “ Trump and his allies are now 1-35 in post-election litigation.”

    I’m not good at percentages, but that sounds pretty bad.

  168. 168.

    Mary Ellen Sandahl

    November 23, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    @debbie:From the Scots? You betcha. If nothing else they’d be yelling fabulously vicious invective at him everytime he poked his evil nose out the door.

  169. 169.

    JoyceH

    November 23, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Can you imagine being one of the Secret Service people assigned to Trump’s post-presidential detail? It’s the ultimate booby prize. Maybe a few of them like him, I guess.

    Presidents are entitled to Secret Service protection for the rest of their lives. But the security detail can be waived (Nixon did), and my prediction is that Trump is going to waive it – maybe not right away, but eventually. Think of what we know about his behavior and business practices. You think he’s going to want government agents following him around, seeing where he goes, who he meets, what he does?

  170. 170.

    sdhays

    November 23, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I hope so. It would a wonderful visible gift to throw back in the face of those Christmas warriors – “Your own fucking queen hated Christmas and didn’t even give enough of a shit to do it her last opportunity after she didn’t have to try to keep up appearance.”

    @cain: I just saw that Rahm is being considered for a position in the Biden administration, and it occurred to me that Rahm is the Chuck Todd of the Democratic Party. He keeps being given new powerful positions after doing a poor job in his previous one. With all of the talent out there, why must we keep going back to this guy? It’s annoying.

  171. 171.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 23, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    @cain: I see her setting up in Paris or London, summers in Slovenia

  172. 172.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 23, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    @sdhays: I really hope those rumors are coming from Rahm Emmanuel and no one else.

    in fairness, he wasn’t given his last position, he won it.

  173. 173.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    @LurkerNoLonger:

    Trump didn’t write that tweet

    What gave it away? For me, the tell was

    in the best interest of our Country

  174. 174.

    Scout211

    November 23, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    @cain:

    My guess:  Not until he decides that he won’t run again in 2024. For some reason he thinks staying married earns him more votes.

    But as soon as he decides not to run again, they will make the “difficult decision to consciously uncouple.”  Or whatever . . .  Bring in the lawyers!

  175. 175.

    Kent

    November 23, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    @JoyceH:Presidents are entitled to Secret Service protection for the rest of their lives. But the security detail can be waived (Nixon did), and my prediction is that Trump is going to waive it – maybe not right away, but eventually. Think of what we know about his behavior and business practices. You think he’s going to want government agents following him around, seeing where he goes, who he meets, what he does?

    I doubt it.  Top-flight 24/7 security is enormously expensive.  Like millions and millions per year.  I expect he’ll use the secret service for his perimeter security and screening of visitors but won’t keep them in the room standing next to him when he is cutting deals and such.

  176. 176.

    Jeffro

    November 23, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    @germy: we’ve been looking at this all wrong …it’s really been Herr Fuhrer Dobbs who’ll be the last one in the bunker

  177. 177.

    Bex

    November 23, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Melania will be gone in a hot second after 12 noon on Jan 20.

  178. 178.

    cain

    November 23, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    @Scout211:

    I think Melania is going to serve him papers – she wants out of this shit show. Settle down with a Secret Service agent and live off whatever millions she can get before Trump is completely broke.

    Maybe write a book!

  179. 179.

    cain

    November 23, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    I am so tired of winning. 18 days of winning – so tired. So very tired.— Covfefe is still strong in this place (@sramkrishna) November 24, 2020

    Someone said this.

    Ok ok,it was me :D

  180. 180.

    zhena gogolia

    November 23, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    ICE is a rats’ nest that I hope we can clean up.

  181. 181.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    @piratedan:

    Thanks. I’m actually rethinking the whole AZ thing, but I’ve always wanted to see Flagstaff. If I can travel to Phoenix next spring for my grandniece’s wedding, I’ll check out both Flagstaff and Prescott.

  182. 182.

    cain

    November 23, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    Soon will we welcome Mrs. Kayleigh Mcenany Trump? Such a lovely woman with all the right traits that Trump looks for.

    Can’t wait for these rats to jump off the ship and hopefully never to be seen again.

  183. 183.

    cliosfanboy

    November 23, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    @Roger Moore: Dunkin Donuts spokesperson??

  184. 184.

    japa21

    November 23, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: We have friends who live in Prescott Valley. They love it there. Prescott still has an old central area with quaint shops. I love the statue of the Rough Riders there. It is lovely and so many places within a few hours drive.

  185. 185.

    Roger Moore

    November 23, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: 

    Can’t help wondering if Melania is going to leave the nation a special LDFY (Lame Duck Fuck You) Christmas display in the White House.

    She could continue her tradition of plagiarizing from previous First Ladies by decorating her Christmas tree with sex toys and drug paraphernalia. Yes, I realize that didn’t actually happen in the Clinton White House, but it would be funny if she believed it and followed suit.

  186. 186.

    Captain C

    November 23, 2020 at 8:10 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: If you get a chance, don’t forget to check out Jerome, which is right between Prescott and Flagstaff on the 89A (which is a great, scenic drive in and of itself).

  187. 187.

    Roger Moore

    November 23, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    @cain:

    Soon will we welcome Mrs. Kayleigh Mcenany Trump? Such a lovely woman with all the right traits that Trump looks for.

    She isn’t from Eastern Europe.

  188. 188.

    Steve in the ATL

    November 23, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: next door neighbors at the lake are from Flagstaff. I didn’t think it was real place until you mentioned it.  Sister and one of her previous husbands had a place in Prescott with a sculpture garden. Yes, she knows how to marry well.

    haven’t been to the alleged Flagstaff but neighbors said they moved here to get away from the snow there.  Prescott is nice, as noted supra. Sedona is nice too, for half a day or so.

  189. 189.

    WaterGirl

    November 23, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Your creation is featured in the next thread over.

  190. 190.

    leeleeFL

    November 23, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    @What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?:  It’s true.  Not sure Mar al Lago will qualify though, since it’s a club, not a house.  I hope not, I would love to see them in an old tract house in South Florida!

  191. 191.

    cain

    November 23, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    @Roger Moore: She isn’t from Eastern Europe.

    That’s true – I don’t think he likes the Scots anyways. I suppose he’ll need to find another woman from there. He’s got those assume dancing skills, he’ll do fine.

  192. 192.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 23, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    @leeleeFL:  I’ve been wondering if he’ll make Mar-A-Lago into his library. After he’s dead, of course, no way he’s gonna give up that sweet, sweet cash stream for bilking the rubes. “Donate to our library fund and win lunch with the trump of your choice* at Mar-Lago**”

    *Donald, Ivanka and Barron not included

    ** Monday through Thursday between 1 and 3 pm. Lunch options include choice of Daily Special, Cobb Salad or Half-Sandwich/Cup of Soup Combo and one (1) fountain beverage or iced tea (Arnold Palmer $1 extra). Travel expenses the responsibility of contest winner(s).

  193. 193.

    Salty Sam

    November 23, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    @Brachiator: Blinken and Yellen is how I wake up from nightmares.

  194. 194.

    WaterGirl

    November 23, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    This was the longest election night, ever.  Finally, relief!

  195. 195.

    Kent

    November 23, 2020 at 8:22 pm

    @cain:

    Soon will we welcome Mrs. Kayleigh Mcenany Trump? Such a lovely woman with all the right traits that Trump looks for.

    Can’t wait for these rats to jump off the ship and hopefully never to be seen again.

    My money was on Hope Hicks, who was the Trump Whisperer apparently.

  196. 196.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 23, 2020 at 8:24 pm

    @cain:

    I think Melania is going to serve him papers – she wants out of this shit show. Settle down with a Secret Service agent and live off whatever millions she can get before Trump is completely broke.

    Maybe write a book!

    Are we taking bets on how many times that gold-digging, birther bitch gets slapped at each book signing?

    Fuck her.  Fire her into the Sun too.

  197. 197.

    Brachiator

    November 23, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    @Salty Sam: 

    Blinken and Yellen is how I wake up from nightmares.

    Ha!

    Very droll.

  198. 198.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 23, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    @Mike in NC: So it seems like the Trump Crime Family will decamp to Mar-a-Lago for Christmas after all and never set foot in DC again. Cool.

    American Nuremberg trials in Florida – works for me.

  199. 199.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 23, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    @Kent: that might be a bet worth placing….

    Though I shudder to think what happened to that young woman to make that a perfectly plausible scenario. And IIRC she dated a couple of the more repulsive hangers-on in the orbit. Lewandowski?

  200. 200.

    Kristine

    November 23, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    @cain: @Roger Moore: Marla Maples wasn’t from Eastern Europe.

  201. 201.

    Another Scott

    November 23, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Remember if Trump wants any deal before he leaves office:

    He gets nothing and we bury the dead at Maralago.

    — LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) November 23, 2020

    It’s only fair, amirite??

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  202. 202.

    Geminid

    November 23, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Flagstaff is a cool town, up on the Coconino Plateau with lots of trees. The Lowell Observatory is worth a day’s visit. The drive north from Phoenix is probably pretty nice; the drive from Flagstaff south off the plateau is spectacular.

  203. 203.

    prostratedragon

    November 23, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    @patrick II:  Make him pay extra and in advance for the handlers.

  204. 204.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 23, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    @Another Scott: Like Arlington Cemetery?

  205. 205.

    jonas

    November 23, 2020 at 8:53 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: You’re a veteran USSS officer. What would you rather do? Follow an ex-president around as he — *shudder* — gives speeches, hugs orphans in third-world countries and builds houses for poor people, or golfs and hangs out with rich assholes in the clubhouse? You might get Kid Rock’s autograph!

  206. 206.

    Another Scott

    November 23, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Exactamundo.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  207. 207.

    sdhays

    November 23, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: True, but didn’t he decline to run for another term in Chicago because it was clear he wouldn’t be reelected? I recall the voters there were more than done with his shitty performance. He won in the first place completely on his association with Obama.

  208. 208.

    Amir Khalid

    November 23, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    I anticipate Trump’s Secret Service detail blowing through its annual budget paying for accommodations at Mar-a-Lago.

  209. 209.

    Miss Bianca

    November 23, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Oh, myyyyy…some excellent weaselword-smithing there.

  210. 210.

    sgrAstar

    November 23, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    @Mai Naem mobile: CA is not looking at any “leadership loss” whatsoever. We are absolutely crawling with excellent leaders who are ready to step up. The prospect of a new, motivated leadership group in California is really thrilling.

    ?

  211. 211.

    Miss Bianca

    November 23, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    @germy: Oh, man – so do I! Gonna have to order that one up when it comes out!

  212. 212.

    Misterpuff

    November 23, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Secret Service should temp service outsource that detail to the Michigan Militia MAGAt maggots.

  213. 213.

    artem1s

    November 23, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    @Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony:

    Or Trump realized he couldn’t stop her and sent out that tweet so his followers would think he was being gracious and in control of the situation.

    I assumed he was trying to keep grifting the fools who are donating money to his legal challenges.

  214. 214.

    Miss Bianca

    November 23, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    @burnspbesq: Heh heh heh

  215. 215.

    dnfree

    November 23, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    @NotMax: do you make the cranberry relish with fresh cranberries, a whole navel orange complete with peel, and crushed pineapple?  That’s my favorite.

  216. 216.

    MCA1

    November 23, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    @Nora Lenderbee: Was thinking along the same lines.

    “Dear Soon-to-be HR Manager at A Regional Jimmy John’s Franchisee,

    We have received and reviewed your letter of today, including the small portion thereof wherein you conveyed information relevant to PRESIDENT-ELECT JOSEPH R. BIDEN’S transition.  Despite not seeing anywhere in said letter the phrase “I have ascertained,” which would be the constitutionally appropriate form of the applicable correspondence, delegates of PRESIDENT-ELECT JOSEPH R. BIDEN’S transition team will be at your office at 8:00 A.M. tomorrow morning to begin the transition process.

    Attached is our preliminary list of required documentation and information.  We trust that, as the election was two weeks ago today, you and your staff have previously collected the majority of material pertinent to these matters and will have it ready for delivery tomorrow morning.  Any missing materials should be delivered no later than 12:00 P.M. Wednesday, November 25.

    We will bring our own coffee.

    See you soon, emily.

    Ronald Klain, Chief of Staff to PRESIDENT-ELECT JOSEPH R. BIDEN

    cc: Nancy Pelosi, Speaker, United States House
    Katie Porter, United States House Representative, Badassville, California”

  217. 217.

    Miss Bianca

    November 23, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    @dnfree: oooh, that sounds good!

  218. 218.

    Bill Arnold

    November 23, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    @What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?:

    I think part of the reason they moved to FL is that FL bankruptcy laws let you keep your primary residence. At least that’s what I read somewhere. Not sure it’s true.

    And cunning plan B is to get Florida (or NYS, or both) to secede from the Union so that he can’t be extradited.

  219. 219.

    Bill Arnold

    November 23, 2020 at 10:13 pm

    @craigie:

    I bet a million dollars he didn’t write that.

    Doesn’t even look like Scavino’s writing, though he can be a chameleon.

  220. 220.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 23, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Yes.

  221. 221.

    J R in WV

    November 23, 2020 at 10:28 pm

    @sdhays:

     

    @cain: I just saw that Rahm is being considered for a position in the Biden administration, and it occurred to me that Rahm is the Chuck Todd of the Democratic Party. He keeps being given new powerful positions after doing a poor job in his previous one. With all of the talent out there, why must we keep going back to this guy? It’s annoying.

    never gonna happen…

  222. 222.

    Another Scott

    November 23, 2020 at 10:36 pm

    If anyone is curious, this tweet has the letter sent to Obama’s transition team in 2008:

    On the left: The letter the then-GSA Administrator sent to President-Elect @BarackObama in 2008

    On the right: The letter GSA Administrator Emily Murphy sent to President-Elect @JoeBiden pic.twitter.com/X9aUPYxyY9

    — Johnny Verhovek (@JTHVerhovek) November 24, 2020

    Back in the olden times, when GOP appointees knew how to do the job…

    (via notlarrysabato)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  223. 223.

    SFAW

    November 23, 2020 at 10:36 pm

    @Spanky:

    I’m picturing him slumped over like Hitler in the last shot in the Downfall meme.

    “Das war ein Be-FAIL!!”

    Note to Amir: Na, ich weiss wie man “Befehl” buchstabiert.

  224. 224.

    burnspbesq

    November 24, 2020 at 12:13 am

    @MCA1:

    Katie Porter, United States House Representative, Badassville, California”

    You’ve obviously never been to Irvine.

  225. 225.

    Original Lee

    November 24, 2020 at 12:52 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: I was bothered by that, too, but then I looked it up in Emily Post, and it’s actually correct. The verbal address is Mr. Vice President or Mr. President-Elects, but the letter salutation is Mr. Biden.

  226. 226.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 24, 2020 at 1:15 am

    @burnspbesq: I’ve been to Irvine several times, I’m still laughing.

    Gotta tell the kid(former resident).

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