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You are here: Home / Elections 2024 / Trashy Trashy Trashy

Trashy Trashy Trashy

by John Cole|  January 7, 202410:34 pm| 75 Comments

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What else can you say about these guys:

Police were called to a restaurant in Silt, Colo., on Saturday night after Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) and her ex-husband Jayson Boebert allegedly got into a physical altercation, Police Chief Mike Kite confirmed Sunday.
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Kite told The Washington Post that police responded to a call made from Miner’s Claim restaurant, which is in Lauren Boebert’s home district, and said the incident is under investigation. He declined to comment further, saying police are reviewing surveillance tape and talking to possible witnesses.

The Daily Beast first reported on the fight. According to the news site, Jayson Boebert called the police after meeting with the congresswoman at the restaurant and claimed that he was a “victim of domestic violence.” Jayson Boebert told the Daily Beast that Lauren Boebert had “punched” him in the face several times.

I wish there was a way to shame the voters who vote these people into office, but they, like the people they elect, have no shame.

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  1. 1.

    Shalimar

    January 7, 2024 at 10:45 pm

    Not to defend Lauren Boebert, but punching Jayson Boebert in the face should not be a crime.

  2. 2.

    Suzanne

    January 7, 2024 at 10:51 pm

    I just checked out the menu at Miner’s Claim. I’m imagining she was enjoying a plate of “Wild Boar Shanks”. Maybe she started with the “Chicken Lollipops”, then looked over, saw her ex, and decided to smack him. (I mean, relatable.) Are we sure she’s not related to the Palins?

  3. 3.

    Lyrebird

    January 7, 2024 at 10:53 pm

    What else can you say?
    You can say the scriptwriters for this story about washed-up romance were being a little cute by setting it in SILT, Colorado.

    And it is sad,
    and I am going to say that as much as I loathe Mr. Boebert, I am glad the LEOs responded, bc we need all people should be free of domestic violence, even the ones I hate.

  4. 4.

    Grumpy Old Railroader

    January 7, 2024 at 10:55 pm

    I just wish the Republicans could run more candidates of this caliber. There is just not enough media click bait on the internet yet

  5. 5.

    scav

    January 7, 2024 at 10:55 pm

    According to the revealed truth of the Southern Fried Baptists, it’s clearly the duty of women to be submissive to their husbands, but to deck the exes (and publicly fondle the candidates).  Unlike all those pagan feminists.

  6. 6.

    dmsilev

    January 7, 2024 at 10:56 pm

    This is arguably less offensive than her ‘performance’ at that now-infamous staging of Beetlejuice.

  7. 7.

    lollipopguild

    January 7, 2024 at 11:08 pm

    This should be a sit-com on TV. We could call it “Love and Marriage”.

  8. 8.

    Jay

    January 7, 2024 at 11:09 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Beetlejuice is coming back to theaters, in advance of Beetlejuice II,

    so make sure if you are seeing the old one, or the new one, to check your theatre seating area for loose Boberts.

  9. 9.

    Alison Rose

    January 7, 2024 at 11:13 pm

    @dmsilev: Apparently her only two modes with men are beating them up or beating them off.

  10. 10.

    David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch

    January 7, 2024 at 11:24 pm

    The Aristocrats

    Or

    Only the best people

  11. 11.

    Chetan Murthy

    January 7, 2024 at 11:31 pm

    They didn’t send their best people did they?

  12. 12.

    eclare

    January 7, 2024 at 11:32 pm

    @dmsilev:

    I think it is more offensive.  I bet her date at Beetlejuice encouraged her actions and enjoyed them.  I doubt her ex enjoyed being hit.

  13. 13.

    HumboldtBlue

    January 7, 2024 at 11:35 pm

    @Suzanne: ​ 

    Are we sure she’s not related to the Palins?

    Hahahahahaha!

  14. 14.

    sanjeevs

    January 7, 2024 at 11:36 pm

    Speaking of trashy

     

    Elon Musk Has Used Illegal Drugs, Worrying Leaders at Tesla and SpaceX
    In recent years, some executives and board members at his companies and others close to the billionaire have developed a persistent concern that there is another component driving his behavior: his use of drugs.

    The world’s wealthiest person has used LSD, cocaine, ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms, often at private parties around the world, where attendees sign nondisclosure agreements or give up their phones to enter, according to people who have witnessed his drug use and others with knowledge of it.

     

  15. 15.

    Anotherlurker

    January 7, 2024 at 11:37 pm

    Bobo and Caribu Barbie are collaborating on educational courses instructing republicans in matters of etiquette and decorum.

  16. 16.

    HumboldtBlue

    January 7, 2024 at 11:39 pm

    If you ever find yourself in the position of bottle-feeding a wolf pup, well here’s what the future looks like.

  17. 17.

    Splitting Image

    January 7, 2024 at 11:48 pm

    @sanjeevs:

    Elon Musk Has Used Illegal Drugs, Worrying Leaders at Tesla and SpaceX
    In recent years, some executives and board members at his companies and others close to the billionaire have developed a persistent concern that there is another component driving his behavior: his use of drugs.

    The world’s wealthiest person has used LSD, cocaine, ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms, often at private parties around the world, where attendees sign nondisclosure agreements or give up their phones to enter, according to people who have witnessed his drug use and others with knowledge of it.

    My prediction is that Skum will be the wealthiest person in the history of the world to go bankrupt, and I’ll stick with it.

    He might kill himself first, of course. In which case I will happily take the L.

  18. 18.

    danielx

    January 7, 2024 at 11:52 pm

    Maybe voters in her new district LIKE this.

  19. 19.

    Tom Levenson

    January 7, 2024 at 11:52 pm

    @Chetan Murthy: I rather think they did.

    Which is where the horror begins.

  20. 20.

    dmsilev

    January 7, 2024 at 11:55 pm

    @sanjeevs: I’m sure DOD will be thrilled to hear that, since they’re entrusting multibillion dollar recon satellites and similar to his launch services company.

  21. 21.

    Quinerly

    January 7, 2024 at 11:59 pm

    “From a public safety perspective we’re better off having Boebert in Congress than in a restaurant or theater.”

    Andy Borowitz

  22. 22.

    Kelly

    January 8, 2024 at 12:17 am

    Off Topic, someone found an iPhone from the airplane that lost a door plug outbound from Portland. Alongside a road in a close in Portland suburb. Sturdy device apparently it still works. Still haven’t found the door.

    https://nitter.net/SeanSafyre/status/1744138937239822685

  23. 23.

    HumboldtBlue

    January 8, 2024 at 12:22 am

    Dogs, bruh.

  24. 24.

    Jay

    January 8, 2024 at 12:23 am

    @Kelly:

    They didn’t attach an AirTag to the door,…..

  25. 25.

    Jackie

    January 8, 2024 at 12:24 am

    https://www.facebook.com/reel/797815958769750?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=0NULKw

    I literally cried from laughter.

  26. 26.

    sdhays

    January 8, 2024 at 12:26 am

    @dmsilev: I saw a Xeet from him that denied it, saying that he’s been subject to random drug tests since 2017. I don’t take his word for it because he’s a liar who lies. But even if it’s true…he’s a fucking shady billionaire. If he can’t fake random drug tests, it can’t be done.

  27. 27.

    TaMara

    January 8, 2024 at 12:32 am

    @HumboldtBlue: 🤣 The driver…no help at all.

  28. 28.

    Jackie

    January 8, 2024 at 12:35 am

    @Jackie: Same link from YouTube, if above link doesn’t work: https://youtube.com/shorts/0vl_xzEteRc?si=5gmf_zER0mGfRw0r

  29. 29.

    Barbara

    January 8, 2024 at 12:36 am

    @sdhays: ​Well, many drugs become undetectable after only a short time. Unless the testing is random it can be gamed or ineffective. I don’t even know if you can test for LSD or similar substances.

  30. 30.

    billcinsd

    January 8, 2024 at 12:47 am

    @sdhays: The world existed before 2017

  31. 31.

    Chetan Murthy

    January 8, 2024 at 12:54 am

    @sdhays: let him officially and in a legally binding matter release anyone who attended a party with him from any NDA.  Then we’ll see.

  32. 32.

    Shalimar

    January 8, 2024 at 1:01 am

    @sdhays: Musk doesn’t have to fake anything.  Even if it’s true that he is subject to “random” drug tests by some group, how trivially easy would it be for him to bribe the person giving the test to say it was negative even though it didn’t happen at all?   A million dollars is like a penny to Musk.  He wouldn’t even notice it gone.

  33. 33.

    Kelly

    January 8, 2024 at 1:20 am

    and they found the missing 737 door plug

  34. 34.

    sdhays

    January 8, 2024 at 1:24 am

    @billcinsd: True, but the current concerns aren’t about drug use over 6 years ago. They’re about the here and now. He’s claiming he has “proof” he’s been clean since 2017.

    @Shalimar: Exactly. Just because he “passed” doesn’t mean anything for someone like him, assuming it is true (and I don’t).

  35. 35.

    Jay

    January 8, 2024 at 1:59 am

    @sdhays:

    hair drug tests show use with in 90 days for head hair, body hair 12 months, and can detect 29 different “recreational” illegal drugs.

  36. 36.

    trollhattan

    January 8, 2024 at 1:59 am

    @Jackie: ​
    Dying here, just dying….

  37. 37.

    trollhattan

    January 8, 2024 at 2:01 am

    @Kelly: Airplane part/backyard decoration, why not both!

    TBH I figured it was in some thick fir forest and gone for good.

  38. 38.

    NotMax

    January 8, 2024 at 2:09 am

    For the benefit of Mr. Kite
    There will be a fight tonight
    At Miner’s Claim
    //

  39. 39.

    frosty

    January 8, 2024 at 2:09 am

    @Alison Rose: Nice one!

  40. 40.

    frosty

    January 8, 2024 at 2:16 am

    @Kelly: Ha! My family has been ragging me because I didn’t get a case for my 13 Mini (wouldn’t fit in the watch pocket of my jeans with a case).

    This proves my point! Apple makes them tough.

  41. 41.

    Tehanu

    January 8, 2024 at 2:19 am

    Our moral betters, they keep telling us.

  42. 42.

    cain

    January 8, 2024 at 2:27 am

    @Kelly: yeah, it apparently landed very close to our neighborhood here.

  43. 43.

    TriassicSands

    January 8, 2024 at 2:32 am

    @Jackie: ​
     
    Calling Musk “shady” is an insult to elm trees. The guy is a sociopath.

  44. 44.

    TEL

    January 8, 2024 at 2:37 am

    @lollipopguild: The Bundys had a lot more class than the Boebert!

  45. 45.

    West of the Rockies

    January 8, 2024 at 2:51 am

    @TEL:

    Trashy Boo-Boo

  46. 46.

    NotMax

    January 8, 2024 at 2:51 am

    TEL

    Ammon, Ted or Al?
    //

  47. 47.

    opiejeanne

    January 8, 2024 at 3:02 am

    @trollhattan: Like DB Cooper.

  48. 48.

    TEL

    January 8, 2024 at 3:02 am

    @NotMax: Al of course! Well maybe also Ted. It’s a tossup for Ammon.

  49. 49.

    opiejeanne

    January 8, 2024 at 3:02 am

    @Jackie: That poor cat has no idea what to do about that mouse.

     

    (get it off me!!!)

  50. 50.

    Martin

    January 8, 2024 at 3:17 am

    @Kelly: They found the ‘door’ in someone’s backyard in Portland. It’s not really a door, it’s a filler panel for where a door would normally be, but this configuration apparently didn’t need the additional exit. Kind of wonder if they would have been better off keeping that an exit.

  51. 51.

    Chetan Murthy

    January 8, 2024 at 3:20 am

    @opiejeanne: I wondered about that video.  It looked a little too much like the cat and mouse knew each other?  I mean, sure maybe the cat was lazy as all-get-out, but why would your random mouse be so …. complacent in the presence of what ought to be viewed as its natural predator?  Even if the cat didn’t pounce, I’d have expected the mouse to scurry away, not …. jump onboard for a little ride!

    I kinda wondered also if the cat was disabled: its gait didn’t seem completely natural ?

    Maybe cat & mouse were both pets of the person taking the vid, and it was a bit of comedy ?

  52. 52.

    Martin

    January 8, 2024 at 3:22 am

    Also, Bill Ackman would like you to know that only he’s allowed to do hit jobs on faculty, now that his wife is being targeted. He suggests this is very unfair.

    We need to make being a billionaire a felony.

  53. 53.

    Chetan Murthy

    January 8, 2024 at 3:26 am

    @Martin: From Ackman.  The man doesn’t know when to quit.

    Imagine the following:

    You’re a man who serves as Chairman of the Board of a large University who led the search for the recently hired president.

    Your wife runs a non-profit in the DEI space. She is the only full-time employee of the organization, serving as Founder, CEO,…
    — Bill Ackman (@BillAckman) December 14, 2023

    I guess it’s OK for people to dig into his wife’s business: after all, Ackman think’s it’s 100% fine to dig into the business of other people’s wives.

  54. 54.

    Jay

    January 8, 2024 at 3:32 am

    @Martin:

    The plastic door panel weighs a little bit less than a door, and based on the lower occupancy, the FAA does not require the escape door.

    Yeah, they would have been better off keeping the door.

    But money.

  55. 55.

    opiejeanne

    January 8, 2024 at 3:41 am

    @Chetan Murthy: Yes. The way the mouse stood up to be nose-to-nose with the cat made me wonder. When our kitty encounters a mouse in the garden, we’ve seen the mouse try to bite our cat.

  56. 56.

    HumboldtBlue

    January 8, 2024 at 3:41 am

    One thinks of Beethoven and wonders, “hey, self, did Ludwig compose a march?” and the answer is goddamn yes he did.

  57. 57.

    opiejeanne

    January 8, 2024 at 3:45 am

    @HumboldtBlue: I did not know that.

    If you had asked me if he ever wrote an opera, I do know the answer:Fidelio.

  58. 58.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    January 8, 2024 at 3:47 am

    @Chetan Murthy:

    This is nothing but Billionaire Bullshit. If he is going to attack someone he should expect people are going to start sniffing around his life to see if he or his passes his own purity test. Fuck him on his Billionaire Bullshit whining about the Business Insider story being an antisemitic attack on his wife. If that’s the case then the Harvard President can call his attack on her a racist one.

    Whiny-assed billionaire babies dish it out but can’t take it. Tax the over-entitled fuckers, please. Give them something else to whine about.

  59. 59.

    HumboldtBlue

    January 8, 2024 at 3:50 am

    @opiejeanne: ​ 

    Beethoven wrote a few military marches.

    And the Germans march to Beethoven.

    As one should do.

  60. 60.

    Jay

    January 8, 2024 at 3:53 am

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Where ruZZians march to Wagner,……..

  61. 61.

    Martin

    January 8, 2024 at 3:58 am

    @Chetan Murthy: Reminder that Ackman couldn’t see SBF for the fraud that he was, defended him when rumors that SBF was stealing from FTX.

    I don’t expect people to be a perfect judge of character, but when you’re a billionaire, you get to act like a perfect judge of character with no real repercussions when you’re wrong.

  62. 62.

    Chetan Murthy

    January 8, 2024 at 4:04 am

    @Martin: https://www.forbes.com/sites/anafaguy/2023/06/18/vaccine-scientist-peter-hotez-says-he-was-stalked-after-billionaires-and-joe-rogan-urge-him-to-debate-rfk-jr/?sh=20b07d156362
    Vaccine Scientist Peter Hotez Says He Was ‘Stalked’ After Billionaires—And Joe Rogan—Urge Him To Debate RFK Jr.
    An ongoing Twitter debate over vaccine misinformation between podcaster Joe Rogan and scientist Peter Hotez has led a number of individuals—including billionaires Bill Ackman and Elon Musk—to urge Hotez to debate anti-vaccine activist Robert F. Kennedy Jr., in an online spat that purportedly led anti-vaxxers to show up at Hotez’s home to “stalk” him.

  63. 63.

    Martin

    January 8, 2024 at 4:23 am

    @Chetan Murthy: Sounds like Ackman is starting to lose it like Musk is.

  64. 64.

    montanareddog

    January 8, 2024 at 4:30 am

    @Alison Rose:

    Apparently her only two modes with men are beating them up or beating them off.

    Obligatory Dan Stevens promoting his (then) latest movie

  65. 65.

    Betty

    January 8, 2024 at 8:09 am

    I saw some reporting that Mr. Boebert may have been the instigator in this incident so maybe we shouldn’t just take his word for what happened.

  66. 66.

    Chief Oshkosh

    January 8, 2024 at 9:15 am

    @Martin: Many airliners have these plugs. The additional exits are only needed on planes that are expected to be absolutely crammed with passengers, and even then, only if the plane is flown in countries that have such safety requirements. The plugs had been pretty much failsafe. They require much less to secure to the fuselage compared to doors.  It’ll be interesting to find out what the NTSB discovers.

  67. 67.

    Chief Oshkosh

    January 8, 2024 at 9:28 am

    @Jay:

    Yeah, they would have been better off keeping the door.

    Do you have data on that? It’s outside my field, but I was told by an airline pilot that the plugs are way simpler than the doors and that this is the first time he’s heard of problems with plugs. Doors, OTOH, are relatively complicated, have failed a lot more than plugs, and require attention. He also told me that this specific B737 was manufactured in Renton, WA, but that some assembly was conducted by subcontractors elsewhere. I’m not sure how all that comes together, but his guess was that they’ll eventually discover that it had something to do with a euro by subcontractors or an error in communication between Boeing and the subcontractors.

    We’ll probably start to get hints within the month, but the full NTSB investigation, if indeed one occurs, will take much longer.

  68. 68.

    evodevo

    January 8, 2024 at 10:14 am

    @Chetan Murthy:  Mouse looks like a field mouse, not a house mouse…the color is wrong.  It could be a pet mouse…they come in all colors.

  69. 69.

    rikyrah

    January 8, 2024 at 10:21 am

    Are we surprised? Nope.

  70. 70.

    Miss Bianca

    January 8, 2024 at 10:22 am

    @HumboldtBlue: Oh, my heart is breaking a little – that wolf boi looks just like my late Roxy, a wolf-dog we rescued. How we got so lucky with a wolf-dog hybrid I don’t know, but she was the gentlest soul on earth.

    I gotta get down to Mission Wolf this year – that’s the wolf refuge in my county. I give them donations but I need to see the wolves.

  71. 71.

    Miss Bianca

    January 8, 2024 at 10:31 am

    @Jackie: OMG, that is fuckin hilarious.

  72. 72.

    Albatrossity

    January 8, 2024 at 11:05 am

    Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

  73. 73.

    Paul in KY

    January 8, 2024 at 2:39 pm

    @Chetan Murthy: Maybe the mouse was exceptionally stupid (for a mouse)?

  74. 74.

    brantl

    January 8, 2024 at 8:32 pm

    @Shalimar: And Boobert is this tiny woman, too; so how much of a wuss is her ex?

    He ought to be able to put his hand on her forehead and  be largely out of reach.

  75. 75.

    brantl

    January 8, 2024 at 8:46 pm

    @Martin: Costs more money, dog knows Boeing doesn’t spend ANY extra money.

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