I don’t know who this is, but he is an excellent surrogate for President Trump BIDEN BIDEN BIDEN BIDEN BIDEN.
Tyler: The only things that went up under Trump’s presidency for black folks was the unemployment rate and the uninsured rate. He fumbled the bag on the covid response, leaving black people disproportionately dead, leaving black businesses disproportionately shuttered. pic.twitter.com/F9xyIStmvK
— Acyn (@Acyn) February 4, 2024
I imagine this is old news by now?
Judge Chutkan bows to reality, takes 1/6 trial off calendar and writes will set a new schedule “if and when” the mandate is returned. You can almost hear her frustration. Looking forward to discussing, along w/ Fulton County and other Trump news, on @allinwithchris at 8:25 PM ET.
— Harry Litman (@harrylitman) February 3, 2024
Once again, we have the foxes guarding the henhouse. Sigh.
I really appreciate Sheldon Whitehouse.
SCOTUS is taking up a case whose core question is how close the “quid” must be to the “quo” to establish “quid pro quo” corruption. Recent revelations about the Court raise questions re: whether it is fit to make such decisions.
Read my latest in @Law360:https://t.co/onY9oAp3cU
— Sheldon Whitehouse (@SenWhitehouse) February 2, 2024
This 2-minute video of Sheldon Whitehouse is devastating to Clarence Thomas. Whitehouse has to be one of the hardest working and hardest hitting senators we have.
For every ethics issue at the Court, there is also likely a tax issue. I’m glad @RonWyden is on the case with me. pic.twitter.com/qhaWxEvBTK
— Sheldon Whitehouse (@SenWhitehouse) February 2, 2024
Bernie Sanders telling the truth.
If a CEO offers a member of Congress $5 to vote for a bill, it’s considered a bribe and a crime.
If a CEO starts a Super-PAC and raises tens of millions for that member, it is perfectly legal.
Why is this allowed? Two words: Citizens United.
— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) February 2, 2024
We talked about this last week, but when we did I had forgotten this very important point. I talked about Judge Henderson (conservative judge appointed by a Republican) having the most seniority, and therefore she has first dibs on writing the opinion, and I suggested that she might be slow-walking the opinion. What I had forgotten was that Henderson had voted AGAINST expediting this case. The other two voted FOR expediting the case, so they took up the case very quickly. But there are no rules about how quickly/slowly rulings have to be issued. Hoping Judge Henderson is not one more person who is willing to trash her reputation for Trump.
My one minor quibble: DC Circuit=Judge Henderson, as I strongly suspect she is the delay, as she was not in favor of expediting this case and has the prerogative as the senior judge on the 3-judge panel to assign herself writing the court opinion – and to sit on it. https://t.co/Cv2mNjuUoh
— Andrew Weissmann (weissmann11 on Threads)🌻 (@AWeissmann_) February 2, 2024
It seems like we might be playing the child’s tile game – with 15 numbered moveable tiles which can be moved around in a plastic frame with room for 16 tiles. Only this time, it’s not tiles we are moving around in order to get the desired result – it’s Trump cases. With the DC case officially off the docket for now (see above) it’s possible that the Alvin Bragg NY trial could move into the March slot.
Not so sure this is a done deal: it is a timing question that depends on length of the Manhattan Trump criminal case and when the mandate is given to Chutkan so she can get her DC criminal trial scheduled. https://t.co/PeWN8MmCEv
— Andrew Weissmann (weissmann11 on Threads)🌻 (@AWeissmann_) February 2, 2024
Not sure how closely everyone is following this with Fani Willis. Some may care about her choice to have an affair with a co-worker, but legally it looks like she is in pretty good shape. We shall see.
The new Fani Willis brief, supporting affidavit and exhibits are so powerful you wish the substance was public right after the allegations, so as to nip them in the bud. And unless something changes, this makes the Feb. 15 hearing much ado about nothing, by a desperate defendant.
— Andrew Weissmann (weissmann11 on Threads)🌻 (@AWeissmann_) February 2, 2024
The new Fani Willis brief, supporting affidavit and exhibits are so powerful you wish the substance was public right after the allegations, so as to nip them in the bud. And unless something changes, this makes the Feb. 15 hearing much ado about nothing, by a desperate defendant.
— Andrew Weissmann (weissmann11 on Threads)🌻 (@AWeissmann_) February 2, 2024
I guess Biden did well in South Carolina. No one could have predicted! As far as I’m concerned, Haley should say in the race and keep bashing Trump in ways that would be hailed as unsportsmanlike if our side said it.
Open thread.
brantl
Isn’t is amazing how the Rethuglicans stick together? It’s like little clumps of shit…. turning into one big clump of shit.
TBone
I have such a huge crush on Senator Whitehouse going back to his 200 speeches days.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MFwJrbZQjLI
And if you haven’t seen (or read) The Scheme, you’re missing out.
Part 1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MFwJrbZQjLI
That man just gives me a case of the hots! He’s like an ankle-biting terrier that will never let go.
WaterGirl
@brantl: Aiding and abetting. Too bad that’s not a crime. //
NotMax
Blog needs moar cow. You gotta admit the shapely bevy of bovines is a tad over the top. (5:15 – 6:45.)
:)
WaterGirl
@TBone: Senator Whitehouse is a real workhorse, as they say. Smart, passionate, persistent.
Scout211
I am not sure if the new Jack Smith filing in the Cannon court on Friday was covered here yet, but it seems to fit here.
Prosecutors hit back at Trump’s accusations of political bias in classified documents case
Analysts on several news sites see this as a warning shot for Cannon to follow the facts and the law rather than get caught up with the Trump lawyers’ smoke and mirrors. The 67-page filing is linked above in the text.
Added: And I read some legal analysts calling this filing highly unusual at this stage because it was so strongly worded.
Oh, and so far, we still have power but this will be a very long day with high winds here. Fingers crossed. The Central coast is predicted to have hurricane force winds today. 😳 We “just” have a high wind warning.
TBone
@WaterGirl: everything I admire in a man. That first video interview I posted is priceless. Not very long, I highly recommend those who might not be as familiar with him as we are watch it.
WaterGirl
@Scout211: Thanks for including that. I was trying to get the skinny on the details about that last night, and then I forgot to follow up this morning and include it here.
WaterGirl
@NotMax: Holy cow, that thing is nearly 2.5 hours long. What could they possibly do for all that time?
The cow ladies are indeed shapely and easy on the eyes.
citizen dave
I just saw Kyrsten Sinema on my tv for a couple minutes (CBS Sunday Morning). Not sure when this happened, but the weirdo look and clothes are gone, and she has dialed up the reasonable, non-offensive white woman to 1000.
WaterGirl
@Scout211: I forget where you live. ?
WaterGirl
@citizen dave: Auditioning for a media gig?
Surely it’s too late to reinvent herself with the voters.
TBone
@NotMax: part of my attraction to my hubby is that he is a cross between Will Rogers and Denis Leary.
Scout211
In NorCal near the foothills. We live a rural area so we are prone to power outages.
WaterGirl
@TBone:
Wow. That’s a combination.
edit: did you watch Rescue Me?
WaterGirl
@Scout211: I do not think rural when I think of California.
TBone
@WaterGirl: LOVE LOVE LOVE every episode 😍 It took me fifty years to find hubby. Kissed too many frogs 🤣
citizen dave
@WaterGirl: I hope so. Sinema was touting a bipartisan border bill from the Senate side. But of course the House speaker has given her no indication of House success.
WaterGirl
@TBone: 50 years, wow! How did you meet?
TBone
@TBone: oh CRAP second link was supposed to be Part One:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mAplGu1RxPg
NotMax
Did someone say Dennis Leary?
:)
WaterGirl
@TBone: I added that to your earlier comment.
TBone
@WaterGirl: My muffler fell off my car. Went to local repair shop. 2 days later, after it was “fixed,” it fell off again (both times in the middle of a busy roadway). Go back to repair shop and the first guy was gone. Hubby was the manager and he managed to talk me out of even more cash. Despite the fact that I was screaming at him at our meet cute, he persisted. But I got my money’s worth 🤣
TBone
@WaterGirl: thank you!
NotMax
@WaterGirl
I see what you did there ;)
They could do better. It’s not a very good show overall.
TBone
@NotMax: pierces my red, white, and blue, heart every time. Whenever hubby is getting an earful from me and protests, I remind him “I was yelling at you when we met, are you surprised?”
Another Scott
Meanwhile, …
Good, good.
Yeah, yeah, Citizens United and SuperPACs and Brinks Trucks Full of Cash.
Still, I like our chances, very much.
(via HarrisonJaime)
Cheers,
Scott.
Alison Rose
@WaterGirl: The majority of the inland half of CA is very rural. As is much of the NW portion, too.
TBone
@Another Scott: me too
Another Scott
On topic, from the Electoral-Vote.com mailbag:
Yeah, one of the judges may be sandbagging the process. But even if they weren’t they still would be very unlikely to be done yet. It’s going to take a while even if they all work diligently to do it right.
Cheers,
Scott.
Betty
@TBone: I would love to see him as Chair of the Judiciary Committee.
different-church-lady
I just wanted to repeat this from the earlier thread:
Alison Rose
On this day in 2006, Alan Shearer became Newcastle’s top goal scorer of all time. I remember the day well 😊🖤🤍
Alison Rose
@different-church-lady: I am truly a master wordsmith.
TBone
@Betty: fuckin’ A !!!
sdhays
All I know about the situation with Fani Willis is that 1) I’m baffled why this is something opposing council can even whine about to a judge rather than an administrative matter and 2) the ninnies over LG&M have already concluded that the case is over and Willis’ career is finished.
oldgold
The world spins much faster than it used to. The judicial system needs get in synch with this quickening.
The slow grind of our system is not refining justice. It is denying justice and placing our Republic in jeopardy.
TBone
@different-church-lady: I hadn’t made a comment in public for years (in 2020 I intentionally accelerated my lifetime ban from Fascistbook and gave up ALL social media for all time). Then I found the jackaltariat and my resolve vanished. Thanks to all of you for helping me find my voice again. I hope you don’t regret it.
different-church-lady
@sdhays: Ninnies — that’s the word I’ve been looking for.
TBone
@sdhays: yesterday on MSNBC Tristan Snell said exactly that (first part). His new book is about how the legal system can beat Rump using all of the cases he’s lost over the years (Trump University et al.)
sdhays
@different-church-lady: I know, right? The posts on this subject have been embarrassing.
different-church-lady
@sdhays: It’s mostly Campos: he’s a doom troll. What’s the opposite of cherry picking — turd picking? He turd picks incessantly. I needle him about it a lot.
Another Scott
Meanwhile, … NotebookCheck.net:
(Emphasis added.)
There are still lots of improvements being made, and more possible, with EVs.
Tesla better get on the stick and move their technology forward, rather than spending so much time touting paint colors, and making fonts on their screen too small, and … The world is leaving them behind.
Cheers,
Scott.
brantl
@oldgold: All we can now hope, is that it grinds the bastards exceedingly fine.
TBone
@TBone: not quick on the draw today.
https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/tristan-snell/taking-down-trump-snell/
Other MJS
My interests being what they are, the Facebook algorithm shows me tons of stuff about astronomy and space travel. Most of these posts are reliably haha-ed by flat earthers and other trolls of that ilk. Probably the most common comment is “LOL, CGI!”
Point is, I’m tempted, whenever they dig up a Black Trumper, to post “LOL AI Deep Fake!” not because I believe it but just to piss them off.
trollhattan
@Scout211:
NWS predicting gusts as high as 55 here. Some “gust.”
0.9″ at the house since midnight and since dawn it has only gotten darker. The day, it will be a long one.
TBone
@Other MJS: CG is computer-generated graphic? They DID just dig up a Black guy with 3 arms.
schrodingers_cat
From the Guardian, posted without comment.
The headline doesn’t really match the content. We need a Guardian pitchbot.
Scout211
@trollhattan: Here’s my area warning:
TBone
@schrodingers_cat: this is why Jesus’s middle name is Fucking.
Alison Rose
Wait I just noticed this:
Did you mean Biden??
Alison Rose
@TBone: Oh I thought it was because he’s a freak in the sheets.
schrodingers_cat
@TBone: Did you know that Biden is OLD.
NotMax
@trollhattan
“But it’s a dry rain.”
:)
Stay safe and snuggly.
Matt McIrvin
@different-church-lady: Campos is getting weirder and weirder: making all these posts about the danger of “doomerism” alternating with doomy pronouncements and it feels like he’s carrying on a public argument with himself.
And, you know, I kind of feel it, because the same catastrophizing arguments go on inside my own head, but he seems to have absolutely no inhibitions about it.
WaterGirl
@TBone: Like something out of a movie.
Matt McIrvin
@Other MJS: They always go “Why no stars?” as if space pictures are supposed to always have stars in them but NASA just forgot to put them into their fakes and has been making this elementary mistake for 60 years straight.
The Kropenhagen Interpretation
@Matt McIrvin: Eh, people are complicated. And they should be able to manage and process ideas pulling in two directions.
I hope the anti-doomer impulse wins out in the end.
oldgold
@brantl: The fine is overrated.
WaterGirl
@Another Scott: Yeah, typically. But they took this on an expedited basis, and there are completely different expectations when that happens.
Formerly disgruntled in Oregon
@TBone: It’s been great to read your comments! Welcome, fellow jackal 🙂
Chief Oshkosh
Just like everything they touch, the modern conservative movement has turned the judiciary into a shitfest. Their only “power” derives from a loose agreement among the citizenry to not tar and feather them at every opportunity. They are the weakest branch per the Constitution, yet here we are.
Omnes Omnibus
@WaterGirl: Yes, weeks instead of months.
NotMax
@schrodingers_cat
“Exclusive interview with the great-great-grandson of the dinosaur young Joe used to ride to school coming up right after these important messages.”
//
WaterGirl
@Alison Rose: Holy shit, yes, of course I meant Biden.
Excuse me while I go stab myself in the hand for making that mistake. I must have been thinking “against Trump” and my brain-finger connection went crazy.
Formerly disgruntled in Oregon
@Another Scott: Fuck Tesla – but whar Big 3?
It’s be nice not to lose the EV competition to China, Korea, and Germany.
WaterGirl
@TBone: No regrets!
Westyny
@Alison Rose: I saw that, too. I’m sure WG meant Biden.
Alison Rose
@WaterGirl: Haha no no it’s okay. The piece of shit takes up so much of our brainspace, it’s bound to happen once in a while.
Sure Lurkalot
Guess which publication and you win a pony!
different-church-lady
@Matt McIrvin: At this point Campos is just using the blog to work out his emotional issues. It’s kind of sad. I feel bad for his students.
Ceci n est pas mon nym
Any jigsaw fans? We just got word that our newly-discovered puzzle company is going out of business. Feel free to show them some love.
https://www.quordlepuzzles.com/collections/store-closing
We’ve bought a half-dozen of their small puzzles, which are surprisingly difficult (70-100 pieces but easily takes a couple of hours). Beautifully made wooden puzzles in unusual shapes, most have an irregular border that follows the shape of the artwork.
I’m going to buy a bunch more at their close out sale.
NotMax
@Sure Lurkalot
Pravda?
//
different-church-lady
@Sure Lurkalot:
Does it really matter anymore?
WaterGirl
@Sure Lurkalot: Most of them are so bad, it’s really hard to choose!
Quadrillipede
Whitehouse for President? (In, like 2032 or so… 🤷♂️)
Alison Rose
@Ceci n est pas mon nym: Ooh, I love puzzles and those are gorgeous.
dr. luba
@Alison Rose: I was wondering if it was sarcasm/snark…..
Ceci n est pas mon nym
@trollhattan: It says something probably not complimentary about me that when I hear about impending doom in the weather forecast, my first thought is to charge the devices so at least I can stay online if there’s an apocalypse.
Baud
@Sure Lurkalot:
All of them, Katie.
SoupCatcher
@trollhattan:
Rain is blowing sideways here in San Jose.
Sure Lurkalot
@Matt McIrvin:
Ever read Steve M at No More Mister Nice Blog? Picks up a Republican take or poll as absolute, incontrovertible truth then chops up in the processor, stirs up in the mixer and bakes a 3 layer Democrats are doomed cake.
WaterGirl
@Ceci n est pas mon nym: Related to the puzzles, what are the Small, Medium, Large options about?
TBone
@Alison Rose: 🤣🤭😆
Ceci n est pas mon nym
@WaterGirl: Diameter and number of pieces. As I said, we’ve been doing the Small ones, which are maybe 6” in diameter but easily take 1 1/2 – 2 hours. Somewhere on their website is an estimate of solving time vs size
In other words, the same art with more pieces.
TBone
@schrodingers_cat: I’m thinking that badge of Honor can be turned against the revolting rethuglicans. Many people wish for immortality who don’t know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
Baud
@schrodingers_cat:
Since NH doesn’t count, he could still go 1 – 48.
sab
@Formerly disgruntled in Oregon: I agree. Quite a brightness in my day, whenever posted.
3Sice
@Sure Lurkalot:
White brah fauxgressivism curdles.
H.E.Wolf
When he’s 77? Unlikely. Especially when he’s on track to be a Lion of the Senate!
Scout211
What? There’s another way to prepare? Huh.
All my devices are plugged in and charging right now. But . . . the generator is sitting in the garage and not set up yet or filled with gasoline. I think I may be in la-la land right now.
But denial feels so good.
Steeplejack
@Alison Rose:
Alan Shearer is why I became a Newcastle fan.
sab
@schrodingers_cat: I doubt she did. Biden’s age is a huge fucking secret that nobody ever mentions.
Baud
@TBone:
We hope you don’t regret it.
TBone
@Formerly disgruntled in Oregon: thank you for that encouragement. I am like weird Barbie and tend to hyperbole sometimes but I try to corrall myself when making a point. Sometimes less successfully than I’d like. I appreciate being accepted here. I might ‘splode otherwise.
NotMax
Thinking about possibly getting this for Mom’s upcoming birthday. (Her kitchen is red and white, so of course the red one.)
Not that she drinks a lot of wine, more for the handful of times times a year she has family or friend meal gatherings. I know her hands can’t deal with a more traditional corkscrew anymore. Any thoughts from the assembled crowd?
For the record, have other gift alternatives in mind in case the consensus is bleak.
TBone
@Baud: awwww now I’m blushing. High praise indeed!
comrade scotts agenda of rage
@sdhays:
Sums up their take on just about anything.
Baud
@TBone:
Not really praise. I just really regret it.
Alison Rose
@Steeplejack: Shearer definitely helped me love it, but I’ll admit I joined the Toon Army thanks to my then-boyfriend. I was a typical American who didn’t care about soccer and thought it was boring even though I’d never watched it, but I wanted to be the cool girlfriend who is into his hobbies and such…and so then I started watching soccer and was like, oh wait this is fucking great. And since he was a Newcastle fan, of course so was I.
TBone
TBone
@Baud: 😎
Another Scott
@Ceci n est pas mon nym: Thanks for the pointer.
A few decades ago I got a small customized (family names) puzzle from StavePuzzles.com. It’s good to see they’re still around, but zooks on the prices!
Thanks again.
Cheers,
Scott.
WaterGirl
@Ceci n est pas mon nym: Thanks, I figured it out after asking the question.
The small ones seem like they would be really small, so I was thinking about the large ones before I came back, re-read your comment and saw that you were getting the small ones.
Now I’m torn.
TBone
@WaterGirl: I have that malady too. Never fear, we know what you mean!
different-church-lady
@Matt McIrvin: Any rate, glad I’m not the only one to notice it.
WaterGirl
@Scout211: I know, that’s my first thought, too. Is everything fully charged?
NotMax
@TBone
I for one find your comments a refreshing oasis.
Kelly
This and that
Interesting story on NPR. The appendix may be useful after all. It is perhaps a shelter from which the good microbiome repopulates your gut after an illness.
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/02/02/1228474984/appendix-function-appendicitis-gut-health
Scout211
Ours stopped working fairly quickly. I would not recommend, but that’s just my experience.
We went back to using the one we already had, like this one (which is the OXO version, even better).
TBone
@WaterGirl:
https://inthesetimes.com/article/i-love-you-madame-librarian
TBone
@Kelly: THANK YOU. After completing the recent course of ABX for strep, my symptoms (feels like Long Covid again) have merely lessened but not subsided. I’m writing an “I told you so” to the P.A. who denied my request for Paxlovid. Lady scientists ROCK THE WORLD.
Scout211
@TBone: FYI, you can undo the quote box in edit. Just put your cursor on the paragraph and select the quote icon again. It will delete the block quote.
TBone
@Scout211: I’m so busy in my head that I forget how to use word processing and that skill used to be my entire life! Aaaarrrggghh WordPerfect I’m not anymore 🤣
NotMax
@Scout211
Thanks for the feedback.
Can’t see a shrinking, rapidly approaching 100 old lady with arthritic hands having the moxie for the OXO, though.
TBone
@NotMax: 😍 and vicee versee
Steeplejack
@NotMax:
Someone gave my brother one of those electric wine openers. I was meh about it, and I don’t think he uses it anymore. (Don’t know the reason—maybe recharging issue?) But it would be nice for someone with dexterity issues.
That said, if your mother drinks wine only a few times a year, I’d say get her something she’d use more often, or maybe a foodie basket of some sort. Gift basket roundup at the Wirecutter. (Or Google on Amazon is paywalled.)
wjca
@WaterGirl:
To provide more details:
From the Tehachapis to the southern border, the coastal half is largely urban/suburban, while the inland half is largely rural.
The area around San Francisco Bay is urban.
In the Central Valley, there are urban spots (Fresno, Sacramento) but otherwise agricultural.
Everything else is rural.
The people are, overwhelmingly, urban/suburban. But the land area is overwhelmingly rural. Not quite Wyoming level rural necessarily (although there is a lot of that), but easily Iowa level.
Steeplejack
@Scout211:
My wine opener is similar to this one; I like it fine. I’ve been curious about yours, though.
NotMax
@Steeplejack
No prob, have a plethora of alternatives I’ve gathered over time from which to choose.
@NotMax
May as well let out the rant about OXO.
50% of their stuff is pretty darn good, the other 50% is absolute doo-doo. 100% is overpriced.
TBone
@wjca: that’s a great illustration that’s easy to “get.”
karen gail
@NotMax: As an older person whose hands don’t work as well as once did, I would hate to receive a gift that reminded me of that.
Give some thing personal to her that doesn’t remind her every time she sees it that she is no longer “young.”
Alison Rose
@wjca: I’d say the North Bay — meaning in this case Marin and Sonoma and I suppose Napa too — is suburban mostly. Once you get past Santa Rosa, it’s more rural. (I guess SR could be called “urban” but it’s mostly neighborhoods surrounding pockets of “city”)
Quadrillipede
Not since about 2017-2018. Enough is enough with that kind of thing…
Scout211
No argument there but the ergonomics are much better for hands with arthritis. I get most of my OXO utensils at Home Goods and Marshall’s so the prices are reasonable.
Quadrillipede
@H.E.Wolf: Back-of-envelope math I just did indicates probably 1 in 10,000,000 Americans gets to be president…
TBone
This guy can be as refreshing as a cool breeze blowing through Dodge.
https://showercapblog.com/
wjca
Sometimes, being a lifelong map geek has its uses.
NotMax
@Steeplejack
Swear by old faithful style for wine openers.
Not necessarily recommending a particular brand of these, just randomly linked to one for the picture. May have picked up the one I’ve been using for multiple decades from Hammacher Schlemmer way back when.
MagdaInBlack
@Steeplejack: I’ll take the Katz Deli box, ty.
patrick II
I saw this morning that Donald Trump is taking criticism for saying he looks like Elvis Presley although he does remind me of what Elvis must look like now.
Alison Rose
@karen gail: I’m not asking this in a combative way, but — are you saying you’d rather struggle with something than be given a tool to make it a little easier? I could totally understand being put off if someone gave you an assistance device that you didn’t need, but if you could benefit from it, why would that be insulting?
wjca
I should have said “urban/suburban” rather “urban” there, too. Mea culpa.
TBone
@wjca: we have that in common ❤️ much to hubby’s chagrin 🤣
Miss Bianca
@TBone: Fun stuff!
TBone
@Alison Rose: I once gave my SIL a hard-floor cleaning robot for Xmas. Back when they were a new thing. Unbeknownst to me, their “cleaning lady” had just quit which I learned from my 5 y.o. nephew in his own words, whispered to me as a secret that morning when we were alone. I didn’t even know they HAD a cleaning person! I got a stern upbraiding meant for my nephew about keeping secrets and l, if looks could kill when she opened the companion gift (Swiffer mop pads) before the robot, would now be stone dead. I gave my nephew a dinosaur robot named Jagger that year😆a type of Transformers toy.
Steeplejack
@NotMax:
I haven’t used one of those. I was afraid you were linking to the traditional waiter’s corkscrew. I hate those!
JMG
@Steeplejack: The electric wine openers have a big flaw. The two I’ve had both broke because of their inability to cope with the composite plastic corks some wineries use instead of either screwtops or traditional corks. They get stuck halfway or less in the cork and trying to remove them leads to cracks in the plastic part of the apparatus.
karen gail
@schrodingers_cat: I am almost Biden’s age; and I think he is too old, too stuck in his ways, unwilling to see the world from the point of the average voter. (The average age of voter is either in late 30’s or early 40’s depending on who did the statistics.)
Personally, I have hated that rich old white men have been in charge since the death of President Kennedy, I know Obama was an outlier, but I was hopeful after he was elected that there would be changes.
Steeplejack
@MagdaInBlack:
A lot of them look good!
Anotherlurker
@NotMax: I saw this dance routine when I was working the Tony Awards. “The Will Rodgers Follies” was a nominee that year.
The whole crew was impressed! BTW, it should be no surprise that the bovine beauties are quite shapely: they are Broadway dancers! Dancers are amazing athletes who don’t get the respect that they deserve.
karen marie
@citizen dave: She’s interviewing for a corporate gig.
Formerly disgruntled in Oregon
@karen gail:
I don’t understand. Do you have an example of this?
TBone
@karen gail: what the fuck, over.
JMG
To all political reporters, the South Carolina primary never happened. This is because an NBC poll this morning had Trump leading Biden by 47-42. It is gospel in the political number cruncher universe that polls (NBC poll is in all honesty a top class one) are more important than actual election results because reasons. Sometimes they are and sometimes they aren’t, but “maybe” and “it depends” are forbidden words in our discourse.
Peke Daddy
karen gail
@Alison Rose: I know I have limits, so I have work arounds; I can see giving that cork screw as a side gift when given with a couple of bottles of good wine. (Personally, I did that; I gave a cork screw with bottles of wine to a person who didn’t have one.)
But for a birthday gift? sorry, but appliances aren’t my idea of what to give someone for a birthday or christmas gift; they should be more personal.
The thing is that inside I am still the miniskirted young woman who went to see Credence Clearwater when they opened for another band. I would rather receive a gift that remembers that I am more than a mother, grandmother, great-grandmother.
TBone
@Peke Daddy: I resemble that remark!
Peke Daddy
@karen gail: Biden has always been in the precise center of the Democratic party. That center has shifted left. So has he. His first term accomplishments are up there with every Democrat since FDR.
AWOL
@sdhays: That’s Paul Campos. One minute the world is ending. The next minute he’s writing about his sports teams. And that OP was loaded with cynical assumptions. He needs better meds.
NotMax
@Anotherlurker
The late Chita Rivera and friends.
;)
Ceci n est pas mon nym
@Steeplejack: Huh. I love mine. I never even owned a corkscrew till 2020. During lockdown I started a ritual of an end of week glass of red wine on Saturday nights, and acquired one of those things, which has served me well.
Redshift
@NotMax: Yeah, I’ve discovered that suction cups seem to be a thing they don’t do well, weirdly. We got a shower corner caddy that’s held up with suction cups that look good, but it stays up for about a month and then falls down in the middle of the night. Before we knew about that, we got different one that hangs in the shower pipe. Fortunately it only has suction cups for stability, but they don’t hold for more than a day or two. I like a lot of their other products, though. More attention to design than a lot of brands.
The Kropenhagen Interpretation
Couldn’t disagree more. Biden is a notorious listener, he mingles and interacts with voters routinely.
He also clearly learns from them. The way he frames things and his attitudes have shifted over time. He’s more focused on “everyone” than he ever was as a Senator.
This is the best Biden has ever been. I could never have voted for 04 Biden. Today I love Biden.
Feckless
Regarding Haley she will be the candidate.
Trump will die of natural causes or the Republicans will kill him either way they will scream Joe Biden is an assassin and the media will go along with their lies in full both siderist style.
Haley who is absolutely 100% maga will be tRump without being Trump and liberal media is going to make it happen.
Keep repeating those bindens old jokes hahaha.
kindness
@Sure Lurkalot: I was going to mention that site. Yea far too many decent liberal sites have writers that are prone to shitting their pants over what I would know as bullshit. Our side doesn’t have a Fox News so such is life.
Marcopolo
@karen gail: wow! perhaps you aren’t aware that Biden, throughout his term as Prez has surrounded himself with the most diverse group of cabinet officers & staffers in history—yes, more diverse than even obama. and, apparently, he listens to these folks. heck, look at his judicial picks too. really sensing a lot of projection in your comment.
Bill Arnold
Bernie Sanders makes a good point: bribery should be considered a form of free speech, to be consistent with Citizens United.
Article II Section 4 says suggests that bribery is bad: “Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.”
But that word obviously must mean something else in that section.
/s
Scout211
@karen gail: My adult kids (all 3 are Democrats) worry about Biden’s age, too. Their dad is exactly Biden’s age and he is in cognitive decline (officially diagnosed) so that is their measure of someone of that age. It definitely worries them and they wonder how well he can lead the country.
But when I ask them what the alternative is, they quickly state they would never vote for Trump. So they will vote for Biden but they wish they could vote for someone closer to their age. When I ask them which issues are important to them, those issues are all the issues important to the Biden administration.
So I do understand how you feel. I just hope you can see beyond his age to see that the issues that matter to all Democrats are the same issues that the Biden administration supports. He does have a lot of younger people working in his administration, including VP Harris, so policy issues are not just for the olds. Younger voters are part of what build his electoral agenda so they are not being left out.
ETA: added text
TBone
@Peke Daddy: JUST WIN, BABY! One thousand percent he has blown past my expectations, exceeded my anticipations, and made me grateful again.
smith
@JMG: There are serious questions about the sample for that poll.
Not that NBC would ever provide any disclaimers.
trollhattan
@NotMax:
The electrics can work if the screw is of proper design: large diameter, five or more turns. No augurs but a proper wire screw (like yours shows).
IMHO (from staring at the video) this model should work so long as mom isn’t intimidated by electronics in general.
For anybody with a wine cellar, you can’t have just one kind of opener given what happens to corks over the years.
TBone
@The Kropenhagen Interpretation: me 3
TBone
@Feckless: she was on SNL last night, goddamnit Lorne!
karen gail
@Marcopolo: Yes, I am aware; just we see the Presidency as the man who holds of the office. He is the one in the public eye, he is the one people focus on, he is the one who sets the tone, he is the one that history ranks. A good president has excellent advisors and listens to them, but as President Truman said “the buck stops here.”
Alison Rose
@karen gail: You can be whoever you want on the inside, but you still are who you are. That doesn’t mean you are nothing other than a mother and grandmother; it means you are a person with a lot of life lived, which is a good thing, but also that you now might need help with things you didn’t used to. Hell, I’m only 43 but due to years of illness, I have the upper body strength of a toddler, so I’ve had to acquire things to help me open bottles and jars. It is what it is.
When I gave my mom a large-print edition of a book for her birthday, that wasn’t me saying “HEY MOM REMEMBER HOW OLD YOU ARE LOL HOW FUNNY THAT YOUR EYES SUCK NOW”. That was me recognizing that her eyesight isn’t great anymore and in order to read easily, large print is often necessary.
TBone
@Bill Arnold: ❤️
Quiltingfool
@Sure Lurkalot: Whew, you got that right about No More Mister Nice Guy! Dems don’t EVER do ANYTHING right, according to Steve.
I skim through his essay and go straight to comments. Several commenters tell him nicely that he is an Eeyore and is a bit full of shit.
TBone
@karen gail: stop digging that hole. While you still can.
Anotherlurker
@NotMax: Chita sums it up perfectly!
schrodingers_cat
Do not feed the troll.
The Kropenhagen Interpretation
@schrodingers_cat: I can’t help it. Sometimes I just see something you write and have to respond.
TBone
Do the yutes need an ‘ageism’ ‘splainer? And some olds too?
TBone
@schrodingers_cat: being new here, I was caught unawares. Will not engage again!
Lapassionara
@karen gail: I am Biden’s age, almost exactly, and I think he is very sharp mentally and exercises regularly, so his physical health is good. West Germany had a Chancellor after the war who served (IIRC) until he was 87 years old, so having a leader in his or her 80’s is not per se unworkable. We are in a situation where both major party candidates are seniors, but one is sharp and fit and the other is on the verge of dementia. I know which I prefer.
Quiltingfool
I love doing jigsaw puzzles. However, owning a cat and working on a puzzle over several days isn’t a good combination.
Ask me how I know. Lol!
divF
@karen gail: You are making unsupported assertions out of the blue. You’re either an idiot, or a troll. Either way, I don’t have time to waste on you. Pied.
trollhattan
@Lapassionara:
I’d like the election to be decided by a bicycle race between Biden and Trump.
Why can’t we have nice things?
TBone
@Quiltingfool:
Had to.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E8cJ1Wa6U3o
TBone
@trollhattan: hahahaha hahahahaha (deep breath) HA!
karen gail
I believe that Biden is “perfect” for holding the line, for listening to advisors; but there comes a time when we as a nation need to change. I firmly believe that we need younger and more agile minds in Oval Office, in Congress. I hate that our first response as a nation is war, and more war, that we are willing to throw weapons at every conflict.
Once upon a time, I marched for peace; Vietnam ended up the US has become more war like and not less.
Anyway
@Steeplejack:
Glad I’m not the only one that struggles with the traditional corkscrew! Always a crapshoot for me.
Now champagne bottles — I’m really good at opening those! :P. Barest pop, no stupid gushing out of the bubbly …
Hob
@karen gail: That’s all true, but I’m still not seeing where you got the part about Biden not being willing to consider the average voter’s concerns. So I’m joining the other commenters who asked you to give examples of that. It’s not self-evident to me as it seems to be to you.
Alison Rose
@Quiltingfool: I know that struggle. I have a small card table for crafts and when I’m not working on them, I have a large piece of foam board I lay on top of it, LOL.
Anoniminous
@Anotherlurker:
Professional football players would collapse in a pile of goo half-way through the second act of Rodeo.
The Kropenhagen Interpretation
@Lapassionara: Can we get that Tweet back up with the young man who got a surprise half hour ride and conversation with Mr. President?
He offered an assessment of the President’s knowledgability and sharpness.
Alison Rose
@karen gail:
LOL forever that you think younger people would automatically be against this. Also, some conflicts deserve our help. Or are you gonna out yourself as a vatnik?
Baud
@karen gail: Other than Biden being old, white, and male, very few of your observations reflect reality. Biden is sharp and has produced a lot of change, and he’s not a warmonger.
Anyone can have their preferences for what the president should be like, and almost no one will have their preferences satisfied 100%. The only thing the fascists care about is what people do on election day, and for that reason, it’s the only thing I care about too.
wjca
My first thought was “but suppose the Supreme Court decrees that TIFG gets to go downhill, while Biden has to go uphill?”
But then I realized: TIFG is unbalanced, so he’ll fall over. And lose anyway. :-)
Mousebumples
Alas, it’s threads like this that make me wish the pie filter worked on this phone/browser. Something went wonky. I’ll settle for mentally blocking those comments from my view. Hopefully.
smith
@wjca: I think it’s unlikely that TFG ever learned to ride a bike.
trollhattan
@smith: My hunch: Trump paid other kids to ride for him, then bragged about how he kicked ass on that bike.
TBone
@Baud: she’s repeatedly punching herself in the face and I say let her. Far be it from me to intervene ever again.
gwangung
@karen gail: Naw, you’re just here to troll. The words are reasonable, but the connection to reality isn’t there.
JMG
@smith: Random samples are, well, random. Sometimes you get a more R sample, sometimes a more D one. It is so hard to get a sample today that these swings will occur of necessity. If I had to guess, right now the confirmed Biden and Trump voters out there are close to equal. I believe (could be wrong) that the decisive bloc is people who don’t want to vote for Biden but who really don’t want to vote for Trump. They’ll either stay home (very close election that could go either way) or wind up voting for Biden (results close to 2020). In life, nobody escapes doing things they’d rather not.
WaterGirl
@Mousebumples: The pie filter should work on any device. I will send you email.
narya
For you jigsaw puzzle lovers, I started doing these. No, not as satisfying as doing meatspace puzzles (which I have loved since I was very young), but I don’t end up with More Stuff. Plus, cats can’t get to them.
Alison Rose
@smith: I’ve tried to imagine him as a child doing normal child things, and I just can’t. Riding a bike, playing board games, coloring, playing with Legos…none of it. I imagine him as a bully from the moment he could walk, just stomping around breaking everyone’s toys and ripping up their drawings and such.
TBone
@wjca: ❤️
Scout211
But I’m assured that he is a world class bicyclist with many, many beautiful wins. I’ve heard people say, “Sir, you are a winner among winners on the bicycle racing.” Why, he doesn’t even have to compete with Biden because that would be ELECTION INTERFERENCE! MAGA!
The end.
WaterGirl
Unbalanced in oh so many ways.
Alison Rose
@narya: YAY ANOTHER PUZZLE SITE. I’ve been using Jigsaw Explorer for a while, but I’m happy to have another site to check out.
TBone
@Alison Rose: that military academy stint was none too late in his life. Justin time.
The Kropenhagen Interpretation
The first issue to really activate me as a voter was opposition to the USA PATRIOT Act and Iraq War. At the time, I had a heaping helping of oppobrium for Joe Biden specifically.
That said, he has been more restrained in his use of our military than any President I’ve ever witnessed. Low bar, granted, but, I’ll take the obvious improvement over anything else on offer.
Also, one gets the sense you’re running on vibes. This is a receipts and appropriate historical context community.
Geminid
There are Eeyores everywhere. I follow a Turkish engineer, Bora Bingol, on Twitter. He’s an ardent member of the scrappy, opposition “Homeland” Party. Anyway, last month Bingol got fed up with one of his colleague’s doomsaying:
prostratedragon
@Other MJS:
TBone
There’s a tramp sittin’ on my doorstep
Tryin’ to waste his time
With his methylated sandwich
He’s a walking clothesline
And here comes the bishop’s daughter
On the other side
And she looks a trifle jealous
She’s been an outcast all her life
Me, I’m waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I’m just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Oh the gangster looks so fright’ning
With his Luger in his hand
But when he gets home to his children
He’s a family man
But when it comes to the nitty-gritty
He can shove in his knife
Yes he really looks quite religious
He’s been an outlaw all his life
Me, I’m waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I’m just trying to do this jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Yes, yes now
Oh, all right
Me, I’m waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I’m just trying to do this jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Oh the singer, he looks angry
At being thrown to the lions
And the bass player, he looks nervous
About the girls outside
And the drummer, he’s so shattered
Trying to keep up time
And the guitar players look damaged
They’ve been outcasts all their lives
Me, I’m waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I’m just trying to do this jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Oh, there’s twenty-thousand grandmas
Wave their hankies in the air
All burning up their pensions
And shouting, “It’s not fair!”
There’s a regiment of soldiers
Standing looking on
And the queen is bravely shouting,
“What the hell is going on?”
With a blood-curdling “tally-ho”
She charged into the ranks
And blessed all those grandmas who
With their dying breaths screamed, “Thanks!”
Me, I’m just waiting so patiently
With my woman on the floor
We’re just trying to do this jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
TBone
@prostratedragon: 😊
TBone
@Geminid: *CHEERS LOUDLY
Another Scott
@Formerly disgruntled in Oregon: It’s going to be a long battle, and the win often goes to the “fast followers”.
We’ll see.
Cheers,
Scott.
The Kropenhagen Interpretation
It’s spelled no ragrets. Get it tattoed on you, so you don’t forget.
dexwood
@Ceci n est pas mon nym:
Thanks for the link. We generally do puzzles all Winter long to while away the evenings. Usually with music or a movie in the background. We just ordered three, one of each size.
WaterGirl
@The Kropenhagen Interpretation: ha!
Quadrillipede
He did look pretty unsteady waddling down that shallow ramp the one time…
Steeplejack
@Anyway:
Totally agree!
Eyeroller
@JMG: Swings like that actually mean the samples are not truly random. I am not a pollster, but I know a little of the statistics behind it. If you can get a truly random sample it’s quite amazing how accurately they can predict the broader public even with a relatively small sample size. Getting that random sample is what is difficult and seems to be getting more difficult.
Uncle Cosmo
Peachy. Then the next time she has someone over and wants to open a corked bottle of wine, what’s she gonna do, break the neck on the edge of the countertop and pour out the drinks with glass shards as an extra added attraction??? Or get her visitor to open it (who may be just as old and unhandy, so back to the counter’s edge)?
Speaking for myself (someone else no longer within shouting-at-clouds distance of middle age) I can’t avoid being “reminded” of my age, which first happens when I wake up and continues through to bedtime; and I would luuuuuuv to receive any gift that promises to make my daily life a little easier. You don’t, that’s your lookout.
schrodingers_cat
What I find funny is that Biden gets zero credit from these so called peace activists for his Afghanistan withdrawl. Also after bleating about drones when Obama was President, these peace warriors went completely silent over Trump’s use of the said drones.
TBone
@Uncle Cosmo:
“break the neck on the edge of the countertop and pour out the drinks with glass shards as an extra added attraction???”
Is that the wrong way to do it? Hmmm, no wonder my guests have been increasingly infrequent. And still I can only block quote by accident SMDH idgit!
Uncle Cosmo
@The Kropenhagen Interpretation: Saw whacha did there, Snarkhagen Interpolation!
Uncle Cosmo
@TBone: When I was a straphanging youngun in Bawlmer, there was a riddle:
(Informative aside: Dundalk, the ‘burb just outside the Bawlmer city limits where I grew up, was notorious for a high %age of transplanted rednecks & their kids, who would kick the crap out of you if you looked sideways at them (and that’s just the girls). To its southeast, Sparrows Point – in the shadow of and downwind rust plume from the Beth Steel mill that was once the largest tidewater steel mill in the world and employed 30,000 including many of our parents, grandparents and older brothers) – was so tough the residents scared the crap out of us.)
That said, the answer:
WaterGirl
@schrodingers_cat: Yep. If you’re constantly moving the goalposts, you’re always right and the other guy is always wrong.
Lyrebird
@NotMax: Can you afford to give it to her WITH a nice bottle of wine that you guys would enjoy sharing? Then it can be more, “hey, let’s celebrate your birthday – I wondered if this thing might be handy for you”
@Uncle Cosmo:
FWIW I am younger than Cole, though not by much, and I love getting things that help me not trigger middle aged joint pain.
NotMax
@Lyrebird
Can afford it but being 6000 miles away throws a spanner in the works (as the Brits put it) logistically.
(No compunctions when splurging, within reason, on gifts for others. It’s only when it comes to buying for myself that Sir Cheapskate rears his head.)
;)
VFX Lurker
Amen. Just added that one to the pie filter.
schrodingers_cat
@VFX Lurker: BTW I got myself a stash of Pitt Artist pens in an eBay auction. I love the ones I have.
catclub
I have changed from that attitude. If I am going to waste energy deciding whether some small item is more expensive than I would like, instead, I just buy it.
Ruckus
@Scout211:
Here in SoCal we are supposed to get gusts to 30-35 today/tonight and over the next 4 days about 8-9 inches of rain.
That’s a bit of rain.
Ruckus
@karen gail:
How do you forget how old you are?
Asking for a very close friend
(turn 3/4 of a century this year)
Odie Hugh Manatee
@Ruckus: “How do you forget how old you are?”
When you look at an old picture of yourself and think you’re looking into a mirror?
That’s all I got…
dnfree
@NotMax: We have a wine opener that looks very similar that we got years ago from Pampered Chef for around $80. It works great!
Gvg
@NotMax: I recently got myself something like this
https://www.amazon.com/Function-Plastic-Bottle-Opener-Canning/dp/B09T96LRDQ/ref=sr_1_54?crid=WZ148LT0VEGE&keywords=rubber%2Bcoated%2Bbottle%2Bopener&qid=1707097805&sprefix=Bottle%2Bopener%2Brubber%2Caps%2C247&sr=8-54&th=1
which is not what you asked about but I love it. My hands hurt so much sometimes that even the pressure of using the kind you grip together seems too painful. This type opens soda and water bottles only, but so easily with no pressure on my hands. It’s specifically what I needed.
I am afraid I don’t drink alcohol so I can’t help on the type you asked about. I tried several other thingS that didn’t meet promises though and I suspect you will have to try a few to find a good one.