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If At First You Don’t Succeed

by WaterGirl|  February 23, 20249:55 am| 255 Comments

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My mom drilled this into our heads when we were growing up:  If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

The DOJ is doing just that with Alexander Smirnov.  Republicans aren’t the only ones who can choose their jurisdictions.  Over the objections of the DOJ, Smirnov was released by a magistrate judge in Nevada.  today there is a new warrant on the same or nearly identical charges, this time in California.

Smirnov’s lawyers have said that their client would NOT flee the country or otherwise try to escape prosecution.  He’s clearly an honorable and trustworthy guy; apparently the DOJ just won’t give him a break.  I hope they have better luck keeping him behind bars this time.

Oh, and this photo of him leaving the courthouse isn’t creepy at all.

If At First You Don't Succeed (Open Thread)

(CNN)

Alexander Smirnov, the former FBI informant indicted for lying about President Joe Biden’s family and their alleged dealings in Ukraine, has been re-arrested in Nevada.

Though prosecutors fought to keep him behind bars, Smirnov was released by Magistrate Judge Daniel Albregts in Nevada on Tuesday with several conditions, including GPS monitoring and the surrender of his two passports.

Prosecutors asked the Nevada judge to delay his release, but the judge declined and Smirnov was allowed to walk out.

Now, Smirnov’s defense lawyers say their client was re-arrested Thursday on a new warrant for the exact same charges – this time signed by federal district Judge Otis Wright, who will oversee the criminal case out of California.

The unusual move means that Smirnov will need to argue for his release once again. Prosecutors had already moved for a rehearing on the matter in front of the judge in California, reasserting their concerns about Smirnov’s connections to foreign intelligence officials and his access to significant amounts of cash.

A spokesperson for special counsel David Weiss, who is prosecuting the case, confirmed Smirnov’s arrest.

Prosecutors allege that Smirnov repeatedly lied to his FBI handler, whom he worked with for more than a decade, and should not be trusted. He also has extensive contacts in Russia and elsewhere, prosecutors said, and lied to authorities about his “access to over $6 million in liquid funds — more than enough money for him to live comfortably overseas for the rest of his life.”

Smirnov has not yet entered a plea.

Smirnov’s lawyers have denied in court any assertion that their client would flee the country or otherwise try to escape prosecution. They said in their filing Thursday that Smirnov “has remained fully compliant with his conditions of release since his court-ordered release,” and slammed prosecutors for requesting a rehearing in California with “no mention of any second, then-unserved arrest warrant for Mr. Smirnov based on the same charges.”

Also news worthy.  Democrats have a number of people who are just the people we need in this fight for continued democracy in the United States.  Marc Elias is one of them.

🚨BREAKING: Sixteen days after it filed the case and after we intervened to defend the law, Stephen Miller’s right-wing legal group dismisses its lawsuit challenging Maricopa County, AZ voting rules.

A victory for democracy and the voters of Arizona!https://t.co/dOM9SqmO91

— Marc E. Elias (@marceelias) February 22, 2024

Under the heading of Trump’s lawyers have no shame.

If Judge Cannon is foolish enough to grant this groundless motion, she will be all but asking the 11th Circuit to reverse her swiftly and remand the whole case to a different judge. https://t.co/0LDHL1vfML

— Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ (@tribelaw) February 23, 2024

I hope this flurry of Trump idiocy is the opening act for a right and just response from the Supreme Court today. Could someone on the SC have given a heads up to someone in Trump’s circle? There’s just no telling who might do something like that.

Trump motions in the classified docs case tonight:
— Motion to dismiss on Presidential Immunity
— Motion to dismiss on Selective Prosecution (not public)
— Motion to dismiss Superseding Indictment, and in alternative to suppress “15 boxes” on prosecutorial misconduct (not public)

— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) February 23, 2024

And I am so sick of this Fani Willis witch hunt, and I’m disgusted with McAfee for opening the door to all of this when the people raising this issue were not required to present even one single fact before he decided to hold a hearing.

@AnnaBower
NEW: Trump’s legal team wants Judge McAfee to consider additional evidence as he mulls whether Fani Willis should be disqualified. The proposed exhibit includes an affidavit from a private investigator who analyzed Nathan Wade’s cell phone location data.

Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 9:57 am

    I have no particular reason to think this, and certainly no inside information, but I have a feeling that today might be a cake day in terms of legal events.  Not sure, though, whether the cake will be in celebration or it will be to drown our sorrows.

  2. 2.

    Eric S.

    February 23, 2024 at 10:07 am

    @WaterGirl: I support Cake Day in all its forms.

  3. 3.

    Betty Cracker

    February 23, 2024 at 10:16 am

    Does anyone know who appointed Magistrate Judge Daniel Albregts, the guy who sprung Smirnov? He became a federal magistrate judge in 2019, so does that mean he was a FedSoc drone on Leonard Leo’s spreadsheet during the Trump regime, or is the magistrate judge appointment process different and more locally determined? (I Googled it, but it’s still unclear to me.)

    Boy howdy, has 2016 – 2024 utterly destroyed any remnant of faith I had in the U.S. legal system. There are heroic people like Elias who are working within it to save democracy, but sometimes it feels like they’re trying to bail out the Titanic with a teacup.

  4. 4.

    Josie

    February 23, 2024 at 10:20 am

    @WaterGirl: ​ “Smirnov’s lawyers have said that their client would flee the country or otherwise try to escape prosecution.”Third paragraph, first sentence–did you mean to say “not” in that sentence?​
     ETA: I so agree with you about Fani Willis. This would not be happening to a white male D.A. I hope she prevails and buries them all.

  5. 5.

    Patricia Kayden

    February 23, 2024 at 10:22 am

    Attorney Marc Elias is a freaking beast when it comes to defending our democracy. He’s definitely doing the Lord’s work!

    The question for me is did Congressional Republicans know that Smirnov was lying to them and yet they still pursued impeachment against President Biden.

  6. 6.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 10:23 am

    @Betty Cracker: I had the same thought about that magistrate judge – who appointed him?

    Good for the DOJ for pursuing another avenue rather than waiting / hoping the guy didn’t disappear before the magistrate judge would “reconsider” his ruling.

    “oh, I was gonna reconsider and rule to vacate his release, but gosh darn, he seems to have disappeared before I could do that.”

  7. 7.

    Josie

    February 23, 2024 at 10:24 am

    @Patricia Kayden: ​
     I saw an interview in which Buck of Colorado said they were warned.

  8. 8.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 10:24 am

    @Josie: Yes!  fixed now, thank you for catching that.

  9. 9.

    cmorenc

    February 23, 2024 at 10:26 am

    If Trump’s claim of ability to orally (or jut by thought alone) declassify sensitive classified government documents is invalid, by what legal logic can he transform classified government documents into personal documents (e.g. simply by stuffing them in a box when he departed the White House and taking them to Mar-a-Lago?  I could see Trump claiming such with respect to personal correspondence (e.g. between him and Melania or Melania’s lawyers about the prenup agreement between them, but one of the problems with giving son-in-law Jarad and daughter Ivanka official positions in his Administration is that much of his written correspondence with them become government records, not private correspondence

    IMO Judge Cannon is probably smart enough to disallow Trump’s claim about transubstantiating classified docs into personal docs the way Jesus turned water into wine (so someday Christians could drink wine at worship services).  She will use other, less immediately challengeable legal avenues to foot-drag the case out beyond the November election.

  10. 10.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 10:26 am

    @Patricia Kayden:

    The question for me is did Congressional Republicans know that Smirnov was lying to them and yet they still pursued impeachment against President Biden.

    I have no question about that at all.  Of course they knew!  This isn’t a one-off where everything else they have done is above board, so this is an honest mistake.

    They have built their entire house on sand and lies.  No benefit of the doubt here.

  11. 11.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    February 23, 2024 at 10:26 am

    @Patricia Kayden: certainly it’s possible they knew.  Their behavior since then, scrubbing the references from their web site, suggests they at least appreciate that this is a blow to their proceedings. I suppose nobody has explained the Wayback Machine to them.

    Are they all just shameless liars like Kevin McCarthy?  [see Adam Schiff for evidence of this implied assertion.]  I don’t know but “signs point to yes.”

  12. 12.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 10:27 am

    @Patricia Kayden: Marc Elias is certainly a man for our time.

  13. 13.

    Suzanne

    February 23, 2024 at 10:27 am

    I have decided that I am a fan of food items in the category of “quick breads”, which are really just cake. Banana bread is kind of trash, but pumpkin bread is fire. Anyone have any favorites to share?

    Does it count as celebrating with cake if I call it bread?

  14. 14.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 10:28 am

    @cmorenc: This is just more bullshit.  Delay, delay, delay.  And since Cannon is so clearly in his corner, there’s always a chance that she will rule in favor of some of the shit they are throwing.

  15. 15.

    Craig

    February 23, 2024 at 10:29 am

    @Patricia Kayden: absolutely. Republicans are a post truth party.

  16. 16.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 10:30 am

    “I had done it. I had scared the man who wrote “Don’t Fear the Reaper.” – Sarah Kendzior.  Who dug up the fact that Fani Willis Defendant Roman was a Koch Bros. oppo research guy.  Highly recommended reading (all her stuff, not just this).

    https://sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/fearing-the-reapers

  17. 17.

    Josie

    February 23, 2024 at 10:32 am

    @Suzanne: ​
     My granddaughter and I could not find the cocoa powder to make a chocolate cake, and every cake must contain chocolate of course. So we found this super easy recipe for Chocolate Chip Cake. It turned out really good and will go on the regular rotation.
    Ingredients
    Cake Batter:
    2 cups (284 g) all-purpose flour
    1 ½ cups (318 g) granulated sugar
    2 teaspoons baking powder
    ½ teaspoon baking soda
    ½ teaspoon salt
    1 ⅓ cups (302 g) sour cream
    10 tablespoons (141 g) butter, softened
    3 large eggs
    1 teaspoon vanilla
    Cinnamon + Sugar + Chocolate:
    ¼ cup (53 g) granulated sugar
    2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
    2 cups (340 g) chocolate chips, regular or mini (see note)
    Instructions 
    Preheat the oven to 350 degrees (325 if using a glass pan). Grease a 9X13-inch pan with cooking spray and/or line with parchment paper for easier cleanup. 

    In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment or in a large bowl using an electric handheld mixer, combine all of the cake batter ingredients. Mix until well-combined, about 2 minutes.

    Whisk together the cinnamon and sugar until combined.
    Spread half of the batter in the bottom of the prepared pan. Sprinkle with half of the cinnamon sugar and then sprinkle half of the chocolate chips over the top.
    Spoon the remaining cake batter on top in large dollops and spread evenly to cover. Sprinkle with the remaining cinnamon and sugar and chocolate chips.
    Bake for 30-35 minutes until golden on top and set around the edges and a toothpick comes out with only a few moist crumbs (don’t over bake or cake will be dry!). Serve warm or at room temperature.

  18. 18.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 10:33 am

    @Suzanne:

    Cake – when it comes to celebrating things like indictments or good rulings – has a very broad definition!

    Cake, pie, quick breads, scones, anything sweet counts.

    If your thing to celebrate (or drown your sorrows) is kettle corn or a giant bag of king-size fritos, that also counts as cake.

    Adult beverages also count as cake.

    *grudgingly, I would even say that carrot cake counts as cake in this definition, even though I would never knowingly choose to eat carrot cake, and I barely consider it even food, let alone cake.

    P.S.  I have to wonder why you think banana bread is trash.

  19. 19.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 10:33 am

    @Suzanne: I make a mean banana bread with walnuts but I could recommend pound cake.  Butter, it’s what’s for breakfast 😊 on my grilled cheese.

  20. 20.

    Ken

    February 23, 2024 at 10:34 am

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: Their behavior since then, scrubbing the references from their web site, suggests they at least appreciate that this is a blow to their proceedings.

    Although at the same time they’re saying that Smirnoff “corroborated” other evidence. Now to me, that suggests the other evidence was also lies, and possibly even from the same source, but I’m not a Congressional Republican.

  21. 21.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 10:35 am

    @Josie: So is the chocolate layered in the cake?  And you don’t swirl it before you bake it to make it a chocolate swirl?

    Do you end up with gooey melted chips, or does the chocolate seep into the surrounding batter and give you “chocolate cake” in parts of it?

  22. 22.

    cmorenc

    February 23, 2024 at 10:36 am

    @WaterGirl: True, Cannon will continue raising obstacles to the government’s case against Trump – but MAGA-friendly though Cannon is, she was law review at Michigan (one of the top-rated state law schools in the country) and has enough other, cleverer ways to handicap the government’s timely progress of the case than to make such a blatantly unsound ruling that the classified docs in question transubstantiated into Trump’s personal possessions by some magical incantation as he departed the White House for Mar a Lago

    Shorter version: she is going to use whatever means available to her to through sand in the government case’s gears that are below the threshold of dubiousness that will provoke the 11th Circuit to boot her from the case.

  23. 23.

    OzarkHillbilly

    February 23, 2024 at 10:38 am

    @Patricia Kayden: The question for me is did Congressional Republicans know that Smirnov was lying to them and yet they still pursued impeachment against President Biden.

    When have they ever let the truth stand in the way of a convenient lie?

  24. 24.

    Elizabelle

    February 23, 2024 at 10:38 am

    @WaterGirl:  I love banana bread.

  25. 25.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 10:41 am

    @TBone: Sarah Kendzior

    “The Indiana Bacon Festival celebrates the possibilities of pork. Bacon ice cream, bacon pie, pork cubes wrapped in bacon wrapped in a different flavor of bacon. I got a T-shirt that said “(Don’t Fear) the Bacon” because I was a VIP. You get to be a VIP at the Indiana Bacon Festival by paying extra for a folding chair in the shade instead of the sun. A Hoosier gave me a VIP badge decorated with a picture of a partitioned pig. I wore it all night long.”

    Mmmm bacon.  Can I make a quick bread with bacon, onion, and cheese?  YES.

    Bacon cake!

  26. 26.

    RaflW

    February 23, 2024 at 10:41 am

    @Betty Cracker: Biden has appointed — and Schumer has worked hard to confirm — a vast number of highly qualified and diverse judges.

    Yes, the previous asshole got quite a few ideologues and incompetents appointed. But thankfully with only one term, the damage had some limits. SCOTUS is the horrifying exception, of course.

  27. 27.

    OzarkHillbilly

    February 23, 2024 at 10:41 am

    @Suzanne: Banana bread is kind of trash,

    KILL THE HERETIC! KILL THE HERETIC!

  28. 28.

    rikyrah

    February 23, 2024 at 10:41 am

    @Patricia Kayden:

    The question for me is did Congressional Republicans know that Smirnov was lying to them and yet they still pursued impeachment against President Biden

    OF COURSE, they knew he was lying.

    It’s not like Smirnov was the first witness that completely fell apart in this farce.

    He’s down the road of a long line of witnesses that have just fallen apart when any kind of light is shone on them.

    This entire case is a farce and a fraud.

    Once again…

    We are so lucky that Joe Biden is an honest man.

    We had to go through all this bullshyt, because the MSM wouldn’t do their phucking jobs, and went along with this farce because ‘ Both sides’, and they were hoping to actually find something on Biden.

    But, we went through this bullshyt, long enough for the truth to actually be revealed.

  29. 29.

    Yarrow

    February 23, 2024 at 10:42 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Does anyone know who appointed Magistrate Judge Daniel Albregts, the guy who sprung Smirnov? He became a federal magistrate judge in 2019,

    Found this:

    A U.S. magistrate judge is a judicial officer of the district court and is appointed by majority vote of the active district judges of the court to exercise jurisdiction over matters assigned by statute as well as those delegated by the district judges.

  30. 30.

    rikyrah

    February 23, 2024 at 10:43 am

    @cmorenc:

    Shorter version: she is going to use whatever means available to her to through sand in the government case’s gears that are below the threshold of dubiousness that will provoke the 11th Circuit to boot her from the case.

    Her unqualified azz needed to be booted from this case from DAY ONE.

  31. 31.

    narya

    February 23, 2024 at 10:43 am

    @Suzanne: the way to improve banana bread is to drain the liquid from the thawing (i.e., previously frozen, overripe) bananas, then REDUCE that liquid by quite a bit, before adding it to your mix. It intensifies the banana flavor more than you’d think, and, at least for me, turns the result into something I actually want to eat. Of course, if you don’t much like bananas, it doesn’t fix that part. :-)

  32. 32.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 10:44 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: 😆

  33. 33.

    RaflW

    February 23, 2024 at 10:46 am

    @WaterGirl: The Hill, the house organ of GOP normalization, now admits that the GOP knew the FBI informant was very risky:

    Rep. Ken Buck (R-Colo.) on Wednesday criticized his Republican colleagues for using a former FBI informant’s claims in their impeachment inquiry even though the statements hadn’t been verified.

    “We were warned at the time that we received the document outlining this witness’s testimony. … We were warned that the credibility of this statement was not known,” Buck said on CNN’s “The Source.”

  34. 34.

    Josie

    February 23, 2024 at 10:46 am

    @WaterGirl: ​
     The chocolate chips are layered throughout the cake and keep their shape although they are slightly melted. It’s an interesting and delicious combination.

  35. 35.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 10:47 am

    I use dark brown sugar with very ripe bananas, cinnamon, and a little milk for moistness.  And a parchment paper sling to get it out of the loaf pan.  A sling shot, if you will.

  36. 36.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    February 23, 2024 at 10:48 am

    @TBone:

    Sorry, Sarah Doomzior is a no go for me. She went off the deep end some years ago. She literally accused Garland, Pelosi, etc of being corrupt

  37. 37.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 10:48 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: when it’s a criminal offense which Congress can prosecute when WE WIN back the House.

  38. 38.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 10:49 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): no apologies necessary. I don’t get insulted very easily.  Different strokes and all that jazz.  I admire her ability to tell a great story.

  39. 39.

    RaflW

    February 23, 2024 at 10:50 am

    Ken Buck, who I loathe for his many unreasonable policy positions and his bullshit below about Trump’s impeachment, has been warning about the Comer-Jordan circus/sham since at least Sept. 16th, 2023 (warning, politico):

    ‘Fictitious’ facts and ‘imagined’ history: GOP Rep. Ken Buck slams Biden impeachment effort

    GOP Rep. Ken Buck, a member of the hardline House Freedom Caucus, slammed his caucus and party’s efforts to impeach President Joe Biden as “relying on an imagined history.”

    “Trump’s impeachment in 2019 was a disgrace to the Constitution and a disservice to Americans. The GOP’s reprise in 2023 is no better,” Rep. Ken Buck (R-Colo.) wrote in an op-ed published Friday. …

    Republicans are “relying on an imagined history,” he claimed, calling the facts cited by Republicans “fictitious” and emphasizing the gravity of an impeachment inquiry.

    .

    eta: Buck still voted to authorize the ‘investigation’ because of course he did.

  40. 40.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 10:50 am

    @cmorenc:  You may be right.  But she wasn’t smart enough to not get smacked down by the 11th circuit.  Twice.

  41. 41.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 10:51 am

    @Elizabelle: Me, too.

  42. 42.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    February 23, 2024 at 10:51 am

    @TBone:

    👍

    I definitely wasn’t trying to insult you, just Kendzior, really

  43. 43.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 10:51 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: YES!

  44. 44.

    Josie

    February 23, 2024 at 10:53 am

    @WaterGirl: ​
     The same granddaughter and I make chocolate banana bread by adding cocoa powder and chocolate chips to it. Yum. Are you sensing a pattern here?

  45. 45.

    kindness

    February 23, 2024 at 10:53 am

    This Supreme Court has to be dragged by feral cats to rule the proper way.  Remember though, when they do rule properly, they always throw a bone to the Republicans by including some extraneous bullshit to make it a step forward, two steps back deal.  The conservatives on the court knows who butters their bread.

  46. 46.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 10:54 am

    @Josie: now I’m gonna invent Bananas Foster Bread.

  47. 47.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 10:55 am

    @kindness: John Oliver buttered Ole Clarence purty good!

  48. 48.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    February 23, 2024 at 10:57 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    I definitely wasn’t trying to insult you, just Kendzior, really.

    Same reaction here, used to read her semi-regularly but when she went off  that way, all her credibility went away.

  49. 49.

    Ken

    February 23, 2024 at 10:59 am

    @TBone: You could try the fruitcake approach – make a denser-than-normal banana bread, pour rum over it, and seal it in a container for a few days. Or years.

  50. 50.

    trollhattan

    February 23, 2024 at 10:59 am

    I saw that guy on the bike path yesterday. Same outfit, giant bag of plastic bottles balanced on handlebars.

  51. 51.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 10:59 am

    Trouble rides a fast horse.  If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough.  It’s my advice to the RWNJ cultists.

  52. 52.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 11:00 am

    @Ken: nah, I’m gonna glaze a loaf with a hard caramel rum sauce.  Learned a great hard sauce recipe in Galveston.

  53. 53.

    rikyrah

    February 23, 2024 at 11:04 am

    @narya:

     

    Lord,

    I love me some good banana bread with chocolate chips in it. The combination….

    yum yum yum :)

  54. 54.

    NotMax

    February 23, 2024 at 11:08 am

    @Suzanne

    Did you see the recipe link for Washington cake in Wednesday’s morning thread?

  55. 55.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 11:08 am

    @Josie: Yes, I might be.  King Arthur Flour makes a really awesome really dark cocoa.

  56. 56.

    Cacti

    February 23, 2024 at 11:11 am

    @Betty Cracker: Magistrate Judges are hired employees of the Article III Courts.  They go through a standard civil service hiring process and the permanent members of the District Court vote on their appointment to a term of years.

  57. 57.

    StringOnAStick

    February 23, 2024 at 11:12 am

    @Betty Cracker: Marc Elias is on automatic monthly contributions in this house, as it Four Directions and WCK.  The most effective, high leverage groups out there.  I’m adding a youth voting group as soon as I decide which one.

  58. 58.

    Fake Irishman

    February 23, 2024 at 11:16 am

    @RaflW:

    Magistrates are a different beast. They are appointed locally by the judges on the court and handle more routine cases or parts of cases (like arraignment) that the trial judges assign them. Trump was arraigned in front of a magistrate in south Florida.

    My impression is that They aren’t necessarily apolitical, but are usually considered less ideological than presidential appointed judges — that’s one reason why you see a lot of magistrates later appointed to district court positions in states with Senators from the opposite party of the president (E.g Biden’s Iowa appointee and several of the Florida ones who are about to be confirmed)

  59. 59.

    StringOnAStick

    February 23, 2024 at 11:17 am

    @Yarrow: NV voted D because of Labor in Law Vegas, but the state government is in general very R to Bundy crazy.

  60. 60.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    February 23, 2024 at 11:19 am

    @WaterGirl: And she learned from being smacked down.

    She learned to be cagier. So she no longer issues substantive orders, but manages to do everything through “paperless scheduling orders”. The legal beagles say this can’t go on forever with the fictitious trial date looming, sooner or later she will be forced to issue an order and when she does she’s toast.

    But “sooner or later” is apparently a different time scale to lawyers than to ordinary humans. It appears to mean “later or much, MUCH later”.

    Also her (directive? paperless order?) telling the government to reveal all the FBI informants names, code names, addresses, where their children go to school, bank account numbers, etc (OK, maybe I exaggerate slightly) might have in itself been enough to get her removed if she doesn’t pull it back.

    So the legal commentators are doing a lot of cackling at how her removal is inevitable, but I’m not seeing it from where I sit. Still, I take some solace.

  61. 61.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 11:19 am

    @StringOnAStick: We are looking for a good youth GOTV group for Balloon Juice locations.

    We may have a line on one, but I’m not sure yet.  If you find one, I would love to know what group is is.

  62. 62.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 11:21 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Yeah, that’s what I am seeing, too.

    edit: But it’s all speculation, there’s no predicting what this court will do.

  63. 63.

    NotMax

    February 23, 2024 at 11:22 am

    @Fake Irishman

    Trump was arraigned in front of a magistrate in south Florida.

    Also in D.C.

  64. 64.

    Betty Cracker

    February 23, 2024 at 11:22 am

    @RaflW: I’m grateful for every judicial appointment that offsets a shitty Trump judge, but I wonder if the system is up to the task of defending democracy from a determined, well-funded onslaught by foreign and domestic actors. We’ll find out

    @Yarrow: & @Cacti: Thanks!

  65. 65.

    Jackie

    February 23, 2024 at 11:23 am

    @Patricia Kayden: I don’t know, but Jerry Nadler has questions for the DOJ:

    Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) is pushing the United States Department of Justice to launch an investigation into a former U.S. attorney who vouched for the veracity of claims made by Alexander Smirnov, the informant who was arrested last week on charges of lying to investigators about bribes purportedly paid to President Joe Biden.

    In a letter sent to Attorney General Merrick Garland, Nadler questioned how former U.S. Attorney Scott Brady could have vouched for Smirnov’s claims when prosecutors found significant problems with his story that they unraveled in a criminal indictment against him.

    “Given what we now know about Mr. Smirnov, it seems unlikely that Mr. Brady actually verified any of the information Mr. Smirnov provided to the FBI,” Nadler wrote, in a letter flagged by Axios congressional reporter Andrew Solender. “Mr. Brady’s testimony to the contrary does not appear to be a mere misstatement — his comments were deliberative, repeated, and detailed.”

    Nadler also cited Smirnov’s admission that he got his information about the Bidens from individuals associated with Russian intelligence as particularly damning, and he said that Brady “appears to have been part of a deliberate attempt to launder foreign disinformation through the Department of Justice.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/jerry-nadler-2667350628/

  66. 66.

    geg6

    February 23, 2024 at 11:24 am

    @WaterGirl:

    You despise carrot cake?  Good.  Send it all to me.  I am not a fan of most cakes, but I loooove carrot cake!

  67. 67.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 11:28 am

    @Jackie: nice. 💜

  68. 68.

    Sure Lurkalot

    February 23, 2024 at 11:28 am

    @TBone: Really?

    Joe Biden is a placeholder president. For three years, he has soft-pedaled Trump’s policies to liberals in the hopes they will accept the following as normal: the spread of covid and the obfuscation of public health data, the Trump border wall, wealthy seditionists roaming free and making laws, cop cities, the embrace of MBS and Netanyahu and other tyrants, the loss of voting rights, the countenance of genocide.

    And now war with Iran, maybe.

    Under Biden, a different faction of Americans — Democrats — are being primed for the inhumanity that a full-fledged authoritarian regime requires. They are getting the boutique version of what was sold to MAGA eight years ago.

    Some Democrats now accept the things they swore they would never accept, at the expense of the most vulnerable, for no reason other than fear of Trump. This is pale horse race politics: inhumane policies embraced simply because one’s preferred party backs them.

    100% agree with Goku.

  69. 69.

    Tony G

    February 23, 2024 at 11:29 am

    @Josie: A Russian bad guy named after a brand of cheap vodka.  What’s next, Boris Badenoff?

  70. 70.

    Quiltingfool

    February 23, 2024 at 11:30 am

    @Suzanne: I buy Krustez chocolate chip muffin  mix, but I’m far too lazy to make muffins; I bake the batter in a loaf pan.  It’s very delicious.

    I admire folks who bake from scratch, not mixes, but  I’m not big on cooking or baking.  Really, I’m a good cook, I make mostly simple stuff, but I just can’t get excited about food prep.

    A dear friend of mine loves cooking!  I was looking through one of her cookbooks, and she had “graded” (we are teachers) almost every recipe, some had comments like, “family wasn’t impressed” or “we loved this!”  I used to joke with her that if our husbands left us, we should live together – she could cook and I’d do the clean up!  Win-win!

  71. 71.

    Mike E

    February 23, 2024 at 11:31 am

    Cheese cake brownies recipe from Baker’s unsweetened chocolate box, I eschew peanut butter from the cream cheese topping (but add a Tbsp of flour) and throw in chocolate chips for good measure, even better out of the fridge the next day!

  72. 72.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    February 23, 2024 at 11:31 am

    @Sure Lurkalot: I stopped reading when I reached that.  *sigh*

  73. 73.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 11:31 am

    @geg6: Happy to let you have all of it!  Always and forever. :-)

  74. 74.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    February 23, 2024 at 11:32 am

    @Tony G: please, it’s Badenov. World’s Greatest No-Goodnik.

  75. 75.

    trollhattan

    February 23, 2024 at 11:32 am

    @Tony G: In Soviet Russia, Smirnov drink you!

  76. 76.

    twbrandt

    February 23, 2024 at 11:32 am

    @Suzanne:

    Banana bread is kind of trash

    Excuse me?

  77. 77.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 11:33 am

    @Sure Lurkalot: 100% agree with you on this, too.  Sarah K. is all caps awful.

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    TrainedWreck

    February 23, 2024 at 11:33 am

    @Suzanne: zucchini bread w Ghirardelli’s dark choc chunks 👅

    also adding Ghirardelli’s dark choc chunks to pumpkin bread/ muffins

  79. 79.

    Miss Bianca

    February 23, 2024 at 11:33 am

    @Josie: Again, I will say: when *Ken Buck* becomes your standard for integrity and rational thought on the GOP side, *hoo boy* are we through the looking-glass.

  80. 80.

    NotMax

    February 23, 2024 at 11:34 am

    @Mr. Bemused Senior

    And the vodka is Smirnoff, not Smirnov.

  81. 81.

    Quiltingfool

    February 23, 2024 at 11:36 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I see you love banana bread.  Honestly, I’ve never been able to make banana bread that is as moist as pumpkin bread.

    I do like the taste of banana bread, but any I’ve eaten is too dry.  Not sure why, but considering I’m not that into cooking, I’m not really interested in finding the perfect recipe!  So pumpkin bread it is!

  82. 82.

    SeattlePsyclist

    February 23, 2024 at 11:38 am

    @TBone: My daughter used to make me Chocolate-Cayenne Pie with Bacon Brittle on Pi day. I think this is similar to the recipe she used. Don’t eat leftover Bacon Brittle for breakfast if you have a blood draw, it visibly affects the numbers for glucose and lipids…

    And yes, the last instruction is important, the pie will disappear in seconds if you turn your back on it.

    from https://dabacon.org/pontiff/2009/03/12/spicy-pi-bacon-squared/
    Recipe for Spicy Brittle Bacon Chocolate Pie
    Ingredients
    Crust
    10 tablespoons (1 1/4 sticks) unsalted butter, melted
    1/4 cup sugar
    1 teaspoon coarse kosher salt
    1 1/3 cups all purpose flour
    Bacon Brittle
    1/2 cup sugar
    1/4 cup light corn syrup
    1 tablespoon (packed) golden brown sugar
    1 tablespoon unsalted butter, room temperature
    1 teaspoon coarse kosher salt
    1/4 cup Bacon that has been cut up into Bits
    Chocolate filling
    2 1/4 cups whole milk, divided
    6 large egg yolks
    2/3 cup (packed) golden brown sugar
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    6 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder (such as Scharffen Berger or Valrhona)
    1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional)
    4 teaspoons cornstarch
    4 ounces bittersweet (not unsweetened) or semisweet chocolate, chopped
    3 tablespoons unsalted butter
    Whipped Cream
    1 1/2 cups chilled whipping cream
    3 tablespoons fine grade sugar
    Chile Powder for dusting
    Preparation for the crust:
    Preheat oven to 350°F. Butter 9-inch-diameter glass pie dish.
    Mix melted butter, sugar, and salt in medium bowl. Add flour and mix until well blended. Press dough onto bottom and up sides of prepared dish; crimp edges decoratively. Bake crust until golden brown and cooked through, about 18 minutes. Cool crust completely on rack.
    Preparation For bacon brittle:
    Line rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper. Whisk first 5 ingredients in medium bowl to blend. Stir in Bacon bits. Drop mixture by tablespoonfuls onto prepared sheet, spacing 1 inch apart. Behold, below, the tablespoonsfuls of bacon brittle mixture:

    Bake until mixture spreads and is deep golden brown, about 18 minutes (mixture will flow together into 1 piece on baking sheet). Remove from oven; cool completely on sheet.
    Break Bacon Brittle into irregular pieces or shards. This is what it looks like before it’s broken into pieces or shards (there’s a technical difference between these but I was afraid to ask Mrs. Pontiff for the details.)

    Yeah it looks funky but om nom nom nom!
    Preparation for chocolate filling:
    Bring 2 cups milk to simmer in heavy medium saucepan; remove from heat. Whisk egg yolks, brown sugar, vanilla, 1/4 teaspoon of cayenne pepper and remaining 1/4 cup milk to blend in medium bowl; whisk in cocoa powder and cornstarch until smooth. Gradually whisk in hot milk mixture. Return mixture to saucepan. Whisk constantly over medium heat until mixture thickens and boils. Remove from heat. Add chocolate and butter; whisk until melted and smooth. Pour filling into cooled pie crust. Refrigerate until filling is cold and set, about 4 hours.

    Preparation for whipped cream
    Put mixing bowl in the freezer for 15 minutes. Using electric mixer, beat cream and powdered sugar until soft peaks form.
    Cut pie into wedges. Serve with whipped cream and Bacon Brittle.
    Sprinkle chile powder on top.

    The final part of the recipe is: run fast to the kitchen to get it before others do because this pie is oh so delicious.

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    Josie

    February 23, 2024 at 11:40 am

    @Quiltingfool: ​
     I was raised to make everything from scratch–cookies, cake, pie, biscuits, cornbread, you name it. After so many years, it is second nature to me. My daughter-in-law, whose outlook is similar to yours, teases me about being a domestic goddess. I am happy to report, however, that her 5 year old daughter is following in my footsteps and loves to cook right along with me. It’s a real bonding experience.

  84. 84.

    Josie

    February 23, 2024 at 11:45 am

    @Quiltingfool: ​
     The secret to good banana bread, aside from the chocolate, of course, is yogurt and baking soda.

  85. 85.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    February 23, 2024 at 11:46 am

    @Josie: buttermilk works too.

  86. 86.

    Rileys Enabler

    February 23, 2024 at 11:46 am

    @Suzanne: this pumpkin bread is my go-to: https://www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/spiced-pumpkin-bread.html#tabrecipe

    1. use 1/2 brown sugar to deepen the flavor instead of all white sugar

    2. I do this as one loaf in a normal loaf pan. Her two loaf line confuses me.

    also it freezes beautifully- I slice and wrap individually, then freeze in a freezer baggie. Yum!

  87. 87.

    Jay C

    February 23, 2024 at 11:46 am

    Dunno if it’s been noted, but I read a post outlining YET another Trump Legal Folly: this time in the NYS fraud case. Apparently, his crack(pot) attorneys submitted to Judge Engoron a list of some business entities covered under the judgement; which had mysteriously had their “business addresses” changed from New York (as per the original documentation) to Florida.

    SRSLY, do they not think anyone is going to notice???

  88. 88.

    Sure Lurkalot

    February 23, 2024 at 11:46 am

    @Miss Bianca:

    Again, I will say: when *Ken Buck* becomes your standard for integrity and rational thought on the GOP side, *hoo boy* are we through the looking-glass.

    No kidding, it cannot be said enough, especially as proof that there is absolutely, positively no bottom for the Republican Party.

  89. 89.

    NotMax

    February 23, 2024 at 11:46 am

    Had a recipe for an orange-pistachio bread (more of a tea cake) but it long ago went walkabout.

    Once experimented making a loaf using peanut butter, instant coffee and cocoa in the super duper bread machine which turned out very well. Might have to re-invent it again.

  90. 90.

    Rileys Enabler

    February 23, 2024 at 11:48 am

    @Quiltingfool:  The secret to non-dry banana bread is to freeze the bananas in their skins once they start to get brown. Defrost, peel, and partially drain the fruit. The wet mush makes for a soft, moist crumb.

    Edited to add: Narya got there first!

  91. 91.

    Josie

    February 23, 2024 at 11:50 am

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: ​
     Yup

  92. 92.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 11:52 am

    @Sure Lurkalot: I’m not responsible for everything she says or writes.  If I disagree with it, I have agency and can ignore it or make a comment to the contrary.  Just scroll right on by.

  93. 93.

    NotMax

    February 23, 2024 at 11:53 am

    @TBone

    Slide the batter into a medium oven. When you crack open the third can of Foster’s check for doneness.
    :)

  94. 94.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 11:53 am

    @Quiltingfool: hubby has that arrangement with me.  It works really well.

  95. 95.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 11:55 am

    @NotMax: always, some for me, some for the pot!

  96. 96.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 11:58 am

    @Quiltingfool: If it’s too dry, it’s because the outside has to get overdone in order for the inside to not still be gummy and uncooked.

    I have decided it’s all about the pan you use to cook it in.

    That’s why I make my banana bread in muffin tins – you don’t have to overcook the outside in order for the inside to be cooked.

    Super moist that way.

  97. 97.

    Sure Lurkalot

    February 23, 2024 at 11:58 am

    Is pumpkin (as in pumpkin spice coffee, bread, etc) one of those things that people either love or hate? Because pumpkin stuff isn’t just meh to me, it’s yucky. But Suz loves it and one of my nieces is bonkers for it too.

    I used to love banana bread and it’s okay but I really like zucchini bread. With lemon zest, chocolate not so much.

    Decades ago, Alfalfa’s bakery had these corn blueberry muffins that were sublime. They were the perfect in between sweet and savory. If someone has a recipe…I might try baking again (other than zucchini bread, I don’t bake and people are thankful that I don’t).

  98. 98.

    Suzanne

    February 23, 2024 at 12:01 pm

    @Rileys Enabler: I have substituted bourbon for the orange juice in this pumpkin bread recipe, to fantastic effect.

    What can I say? I don’t always wanna run to the store to get OJ!

  99. 99.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 12:02 pm

    @Jay C: It’s a good thing that the former judge is overseeing the whole organization.

    Nearly everything I’ve read talks about how Engoron backed off his “corporate death penalty ruling” because that was the only vulnerability in terms of maybe his rulings being overturned.

    But the ruling doesn’t actually say that Trump won’t get the corporate death penalty ruling; what it says is that the judge overseer person will make that determination.

    So if Trump continues to try to pull things over on them, he is only increasing the likelihood that the trump organization actually will get  the corporate death penalty, not just the 3-year limitations.

  100. 100.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 12:03 pm

    @WaterGirl: thanks for the King Arthur cocoa tip today!  I can make my hot cocoa powder mix with it and Ina Garten’s Beatty’s Chocolate Cake.  SO good!

    https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/beattys-chocolate-cake-recipe-1947521

  101. 101.

    Jackie

    February 23, 2024 at 12:03 pm

    @geg6:

    but I loooove carrot cake!

    Made from scratch with homemade cream cheese frosting! 😋🤤

  102. 102.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 12:04 pm

    @Suzanne: that’s using yer noggin!

  103. 103.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 12:04 pm

    @WaterGirl: sweet

  104. 104.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 12:06 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: 💜

  105. 105.

    Another Scott

    February 23, 2024 at 12:08 pm

    The CNN story:

    Alexander Smirnov, the former FBI informant indicted for lying about President Joe Biden’s family and their alleged dealings in Ukraine, has been re-arrested in Nevada.

    I hate this framing.

    He wasn’t indicted for lying about Biden’s family.

    He was indicted for lying to the FBI.

    Grr…,
    Scott.

  106. 106.

    Suzanne

    February 23, 2024 at 12:13 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    P.S.  I have to wonder why you think banana bread is trash. 

    Because it is.
    It’s so mehhhhhh. I don’t hate it. If it’s there, I’ll eat it, and then feel bad for not saving the calories for something I really like! But I’m never excited about it.

    I’m Italian. I blame it on that.

  107. 107.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 23, 2024 at 12:13 pm

    @TBone: Hard pass. She is not credible. At all.

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):  @Sure Lurkalot: Agreed. She has been terrible for a really long time.

  108. 108.

    Another Scott

    February 23, 2024 at 12:17 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Made me look…

    ReviewJournal.com:

    A Las Vegas attorney will replace a retiring U.S. magistrate judge this summer in Nevada’s U.S. District Court.

    Chief U.S. District Judge Gloria Navarro announced the selection of Daniel Albregts to fill a vacancy that will be created after Judge Bill Hoffman retires in August.

    Wikipedia – Gloria Navarro was appointed by Obama.

    FWIW.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  109. 109.

    Jackie

    February 23, 2024 at 12:21 pm

    Someone in Biden’s circle needs to haul Dean Phillips’ ass behind the woodshed 😡

    A Democratic consultant who worked for a rival presidential campaign paid a New Orleans magician to use artificial intelligence to impersonate President Joe Biden for a robocall that is now at the center of a multistate law enforcement investigation, according to text messages,” NBC News reports.

    “Paul Carpenter says he was hired in January by Steve Kramer — who has worked on ballot access for Democratic presidential candidate Dean Phillips — to use AI software to make an imitation of Biden’s voice urging New Hampshire Democrats not to vote in the state’s presidential primary.”

  110. 110.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 12:22 pm

    It’s a big tent with room for everyone (in my little world).  Opinions are like assoles, everyone’s got one.  If you don’t like one, try, try another.  C’est la vie and live and let live and so forth.  I don’t learn much by censoring my intake, but opposing and varied views enlarge my thinking.

  111. 111.

    zhena gogolia

    February 23, 2024 at 12:25 pm

    @Tony G: Sorry, Smirnov is an extremely common name.

  112. 112.

    zhena gogolia

    February 23, 2024 at 12:25 pm

    @NotMax: Same name though.

  113. 113.

    Bugboy

    February 23, 2024 at 12:26 pm

    …Nathan Wade’s cell phone location data.

    So, they’re going to pull the “2000 Mules” routine on this guy?

  114. 114.

    Jackie

    February 23, 2024 at 12:27 pm

    Another reason to GOTV to keep Biden in the White House:

    Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to be Homeland Security Secretary. 😱

    https://www.rawstory.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-2667350492/

  115. 115.

    zhena gogolia

    February 23, 2024 at 12:28 pm

    The name Smirnov has a “v” on the end, but in Russian, voiced paired consonants are pronounced unvoiced at the end of words. So it’s pronounced “smeerNOFF.” So some people transliterate it (or did, this was more common in the early 20th century) as Smirnoff rather than Smirnov. Same name.

  116. 116.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 12:29 pm

    @Jackie: she can also aspire to kiss my large, white, liberal ass

  117. 117.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 12:32 pm

    @Bugboy: is Mike Lindell in charge of that 😆 too?  That’s the dumb thing I shoulda posted in the idiocy thread, remember him at the podium! I knew crack smokers with better business sense.  ETA I know it was Dinesh but one’s as good as another in that category.

  118. 118.

    Harrison Wesley

    February 23, 2024 at 12:33 pm

    @Jackie: Finally something productive.  Instead of starting forest fires in California, we can use those Jewish space lasers to patrol the border!  So much winning!

  119. 119.

    Sister Golden Bear

    February 23, 2024 at 12:34 pm

    @Jay C: I’m sure Trump’s attorneys realized that the address changes would be noticed, but their client insisted. It’s definitely the sort of “one weird trick” the toddler-conman would try.

    There’s been prior legal filings that were effectively ghost-written by Trump.

  120. 120.

    trollhattan

    February 23, 2024 at 12:35 pm

    @Jackie: I’ll bet her idea of secretary involves sitting on laps, taking dictation.

    As to “security” well….

  121. 121.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 12:35 pm

    @Harrison Wesley: 😆

  122. 122.

    Jeffro

    February 23, 2024 at 12:39 pm

    @Jackie:Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to be Homeland Security Secretary.

    omg I just cannot

    actually, wait…I can…I can picture that in a Biden/Harris campaign ad!

  123. 123.

    Uncle Cosmo

    February 23, 2024 at 12:41 pm

    @Josie: ​Are you sensing a pattern here?

    Chocaholics Unanimous.

  124. 124.

    JWR

    February 23, 2024 at 12:45 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Yeah. Should be…

    Alexander Smirnov, the former FBI informant indicted for lying to the FBI about President Joe Biden’s family and their alleged dealings in Ukraine, has been re-arrested in Nevada.

    … but that would be too much like work.

  125. 125.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 12:46 pm

    @JWR: “lying to the FBI and the entire nation” might also work.

  126. 126.

    Kay

    February 23, 2024 at 12:49 pm

    @Suzanne:

     in the category of “quick breads”

    My public high school took home ec very seriously. I’m a lousy baker so that section was a drag but I like to sew so I enjoyed that.
    We had a whole quick breads section. One day we were told to make muffins- we were assigned a boy to give them too. I got George Larson who was funny and my classmate since kindergarten – we laughed a lot. My muffins were so bad he took a bite and burst out laughing, looking at me.
    He’s married to a man and works for a rare book dealer in Philadelphia.

  127. 127.

    scav

    February 23, 2024 at 12:51 pm

    @Jay C: Ohhhh, it’s that tricky magical mind-power of the Orange Blob manifesting again!! Top Secret documents made Personal in a single undocumented neuron twitch!!  Business Addresses equipped with roller-skates by same mysteeeeeeerious mental malarkey.

  128. 128.

    Kayla Rudbek

    February 23, 2024 at 12:52 pm

    @Suzanne: depends on the sugar level and ingredients. If you would eat it for dessert, it’s equivalent to cake in my arrogant opinion.

  129. 129.

    Sister Golden Bear

    February 23, 2024 at 12:53 pm

    Reposting for the day-time jackals

    Latest in the Nex Benedict case, the Oklahoma non-binary kid who was severely beaten by three older girls in their school bathroom and died the next day.

    In text messages released by the family, Nex revealed that those involved in their beating had a history of bullying them. Nex texted a friend “They had been bullying me and my friends and I got tired of it so I poured some water on them and all 3 came after me” and goes on to say the “School did not report to the police”.

    Police have backtracked after claiming trauma “did not cause” Nex’s death, even though they were taken to the hospital over their head injury and experienced difficulty walking. They said this was based on the completed autopsy results — which they’re not planning to release until toxicology tests, etc. are done. The police update used the exact language released by the school the previous day.

    However, now the police have filed a search warrant looking targeting the cell phones and lockers of those suspected of involvement in Nex’s death, which stated that “Owasso police officers suspect foul play involved and need to initiate an in-depth investigation into the death.”

    Meanwhile the school says it will release security video — someday….

    LGBTQ+ rights leaders are calling for a DOJ investigation into their death, casting doubt on the initial statements of local police officers and school officials.

    Meanwhile, a local transgender student who went to the same high school released their own [TikTok] video, claimed that they were “called slurs almost daily” and “called slurs by a teacher in the school.” They also allege that they were sexually assaulted in the school and told by the administration to keep quiet so as not to ruin their attacker’s life. “The administration has never cared about its LGBTQ+ students, the murder of Nex is a direct product of their design,” they say, adding later, “Now they are playing the cover-up game, one that they know all to well, because they have been using it the last ten years.”

    The video is a tough view, but I urge you to watch if you’re up for it.

  130. 130.

    BlueGuitarist

    February 23, 2024 at 12:53 pm

    @Josie:

    @Patricia Kayden:

    As Josie pointed out, retiring R rep Ken Buck said the Rs knew they shouldn’t trust Smirnov

    https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4482705-republican-colleagues-warned-informants-biden-claims-not-be-corroborated/amp/

  131. 131.

    trollhattan

    February 23, 2024 at 12:56 pm

    @JWR: I’m pitching a sitcom I’m calling “Re-Arrested Development.” Who’s in?

  132. 132.

    Jackie

    February 23, 2024 at 12:57 pm

    Yet another Comer “key witness” to impeach Biden busted for lying!
    Cassie Hutchinson steps up to the plate, again!

    Former Trump White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson, through her attorney, responded Friday to one of House Republicans’ top impeachment witnesses, Tony Bobulinski, claiming in a letter first obtained by ABC News that comments he made in his recent interview with the House Oversight Committee were “defamatory,” with her attorney providing a photo of an alleged encounter between Bobulinski and former White House chief of Staff Mark Meadows that he says refutes Bobulinski’s claims about the incident.
    In the letter addressed to the panel’s top Democrat, Rep. Jamie Raskin, and the Republican chairman, James Comer, Hutchinson, through her attorney William H. Jordan, pushed back against claims made by Bobulinski, a one-time business associate of Joe Biden’s son Hunter Biden who has since become a critic of the Biden family.
    Bobulinski, a top witness in Republican’s impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden, told the House panel last week Hutchinson was a “liar and a fraud” while denying an anecdote Hutchinson wrote in her book, “Enough,” in which Hutchinson recalled that Bobulinski wore a “ski mask” during a secretive encounter with Trump’s then-chief of staff, Mark Meadows, at a campaign rally in Rome, Georgia.
    “In the shadows of the bleachers, I observed Mark and Tony Bobulinski’s interaction through a gap in the vehicles. When they said their goodbyes, I saw Mark hand Tony what appeared to be a folded sheet of paper or a small envelope,” Hutchinson wrote in the book.
    “Cassidy Hutchinson is an absolute liar and a fraud,” Bobulinski told the panel, saying he wasn’t wearing a ski mask and that “[Meadows] didn’t hand me a single thing.”
    In the letter responding to Bobulinski, Hutchinson’s attorney wrote that while his client “has no desire to get involved in the impeachment investigation,” she “now finds herself the subject of defamatory comments made by Mr. Bobulinski in his testimony to that Committee.”
    In the letter, Hutchinson’s lawyer provided a photo he says Hutchinson took at the time of the alleged encounter between Meadows and Bobulinski at the Trump rally.
    “Mr. Bobulinski claims under oath that he was not wearing a mask, that Mr. Meadows did not hand him anything, and that Ms. Hutchinson was ‘fabricating facts,'” Hutchinson’s lawyer wrote in the letter. “Perhaps Mr. Bobulinski’s memory is impaired about the meeting, and a picture would help refresh his recollection.”
    The photo appears to show the pair meeting at night between SUVs with Bobukinski wearing a hat and a black mask.
    During his testimony with the House Oversight panel, Bobukinski said he remembered meeting Meadows at the Georgia rally and having private security with him at the time.
    “Are you wearing a ski mask?” Bobukinski was asked and replied, “I was not wearing a ski mask.”
    https://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-white-house-aide-cassidy-hutchinson-pushes-back/story

  133. 133.

    grubert

    February 23, 2024 at 12:58 pm

    @TBone:   I’m not seeing the value of Kendzior’s writing this:

    Americans who voted for Biden remember their expectations, because they were betrayed. Betrayal is a pain no one forgets because it is attached to the humiliation of hope. They remember the promises. They remember the tremulous early 2021 relief.

    or this

    Under Biden, a different faction of Americans — Democrats — are being primed for the inhumanity that a full-fledged authoritarian regime requires. They are getting the boutique version of what was sold to MAGA eight years ago.

    Some Democrats now accept the things they swore they would never accept, at the expense of the most vulnerable, for no reason other than fear of Trump. This is pale horse race politics: inhumane policies embraced simply because one’s preferred party backs them.

    The period of 2021-2024 will be marked as a top-down attack on the American soul. Officials tried to acclimatize us to mass death through covid and then mass murder through Gaza.

    Just not seeing the value here..   accusing Biden of acclimating us to mass death?  What?

  134. 134.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    February 23, 2024 at 12:59 pm

    @scav: Ohhhh, it’s that tricky magical mind-power of the Orange Blob manifesting again!! Top Secret documents…

    No, no! There’s a witness:

    [Kash] Patel previously said in media interviews that he had witnessed Trump issue declassification orders near the end of his presidency, particularly on the FBI’s investigation into possible collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia.

    Now, whether he’s a credible witness I leave to your judgment.

  135. 135.

    wjca

    February 23, 2024 at 1:01 pm

    @NotMax: And the vodka is Smirnoff, not Smirnov.

    When you are transliterating from a Cyrillic script to a Latin script, exactly which letter(s) is the correct equivalent can be unclear.

  136. 136.

    cain

    February 23, 2024 at 1:02 pm

    @geg6:

    I wonder though if you would like Carrot Halwa??? :-)

    https://www.indianhealthyrecipes.com/carrot-halwa-recipe-gajar-ka-halwa-recipe/

    Most westerners really don’t get it and generally find it odd. I don’t know of many who actually like it. But I looooove it.

    Carrots you get in the north of India, are BRIGHT RED and really sweet. So, it’s really tasty there. The vegetables you get outside of the U.S. are delicious – it’s like eating in color vs black and white.

  137. 137.

    MisterForkbeard

    February 23, 2024 at 1:03 pm

    @Sure Lurkalot: Kendzior has occasionally useful insights but largely went off the deepend a long time ago.

    Adam thinks she’s crazy, if I remember correctly.

  138. 138.

    cain

    February 23, 2024 at 1:05 pm

    @Jackie: He’s dead to all Democrats with that. It shows how completely unfit to be President he is.

  139. 139.

    cain

    February 23, 2024 at 1:06 pm

    @Jackie:

    Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to be Homeland Security Secretary. 😱

    https://www.rawstory.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-2667350492/

    Can we call her the Kurgan (the villain from Highlander movie)?? “If she wins the prize the earth will suffer endless darkness)

  140. 140.

    Jackie

    February 23, 2024 at 1:07 pm

    GQP Senate candidates told to RUN FAR FAR AWAY AS FAST AS THEY CAN:

    “The National Republican Senatorial Committee is urging candidates to strongly oppose the Alabama Supreme Court ruling restricting access to fertility treatments,” Axios reports.

    “Republicans have struggled to find a winning strategy on reproductive issues since the conservative-led U.S. Supreme Court reversed Roe v. Wade — and the Alabama case has given Democrats a chance to bash GOP candidates about the slippery slope of red states’ post-Roe restrictions.”

  141. 141.

    Matt McIrvin

    February 23, 2024 at 1:08 pm

    @grubert: Kendzior is an outrage/doom merchant. Her line when Trump came in was that democracy was already dead and we weren’t coming back from this. So when Biden and Democrats *were* elected in later elections, that had to be a scam, just another face of authoritarianism. At one point before Trump was impeached, she claimed Nancy Pelosi was in pay of the Russians to protect Trump from impeachment. That was pretty much the point when I tuned out.

  142. 142.

    trnc

    February 23, 2024 at 1:09 pm

    @scav: I suspect the personal records claim is being made since the Hur report was released. That was the first time I had heard about notes from classified briefings being allowed to be kept in diaries. Hur got around that by claiming that the same types of notes that were deemed to be “diaries” for Reagan are just “notebooks” for Biden.

  143. 143.

    Uncle Cosmo

    February 23, 2024 at 1:10 pm

    @Suzanne: Just FTR I have fond memories of banana nut cake from my childhood waaaaaaaaaay too many years ago.

    Most summers our out-of-town vacation (Dad’s 2 weeks off) were spent in the WV town where most of Mom’s siblings lived. About an hour from our destination (a grueling 8-hour drive pre-Interstates) we would stop by Dad’s older sister and BIL. When my aunt (a diabetic who loved to bake) heard we were coming, she’d have a banana nut cake fresh from the oven waiting for us, and for me in particular.

    Only happened once a year, but I wonder what role gorging on that luscious cake might’ve played in my getting fat after 3rd grade…

    So you’re Italian, I take it you mean of Italian ancestry? Well, so am I, hon, cento per cento. Kindly note no one, least of all yerstruly, is forcing banana bread or cake or muffins or whatever down your pie-hole. De gustibus and all that. (Something Jackals might want to remember next time they’re tempted to point at & mock the dietary preferences of Homo saps they don’t happen to agree with politically.)

  144. 144.

    Josie

    February 23, 2024 at 1:11 pm

    @Jackie: ​
     Poor Tommy T. didn’t get the memo in time, or maybe he just didn’t understand it. Too bad, so sad.

  145. 145.

    Ken

    February 23, 2024 at 1:11 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: Patel previously said in media interviews that he had witnessed Trump issue declassification orders

    Even if true, as we went over (and over and over) when he first claimed he had declassified them, there is paperwork involved. Lots of paperwork. And none of that exists for the stuff he was hiding in his bathroom.

  146. 146.

    Ksmiami

    February 23, 2024 at 1:12 pm

    @TBone:  made it for a dessert special before- basically a banana’s foster bread pudding with whiskey creme anglaise

    @WaterGirl: the only dark cocoa powder you’ll ever need is Vahlrhona

  147. 147.

    cain

    February 23, 2024 at 1:13 pm

    @Jackie: lol – they can’t run away – even the national candidates are talking about a national ban. The states are showing what they are going to do with it and what the consequences are.

    These states aren’t playing and will want to enforce it at the federal level.

  148. 148.

    Ksmiami

    February 23, 2024 at 1:14 pm

    @Jackie: too late. The GOP has declared war on women and families. So it’s war they shall get.

  149. 149.

    Baud

    February 23, 2024 at 1:15 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Our side is not immune to falling for charlatans.

  150. 150.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 1:15 pm

    @Kay: Great story.

  151. 151.

    Ksmiami

    February 23, 2024 at 1:17 pm

    @Suzanne: a tablespoon or 2 of good maple syrup is an awesome enhancer to pumpkin baked goods.

  152. 152.

    Old School

    February 23, 2024 at 1:18 pm

    @Jackie:

    “Mr. Bobulinski claims under oath that he was not wearing a mask, that Mr. Meadows did not hand him anything, and that Ms. Hutchinson was ‘fabricating facts,’” Hutchinson’s lawyer wrote in the letter. “Perhaps Mr. Bobulinski’s memory is impaired about the meeting, and a picture would help refresh his recollection.”
    The photo appears to show the pair meeting at night between SUVs with Bobukinski wearing a hat and a black mask.
    During his testimony with the House Oversight panel, Bobukinski said he remembered meeting Meadows at the Georgia rally and having private security with him at the time.
    “Are you wearing a ski mask?” Bobukinski was asked and replied, “I was not wearing a ski mask.”

    I guess I’m not completely sure what this is all about, but the picture shows him wearing a mask that doesn’t seem to be a ski mask.  It also doesn’t show Meadows handing him anything.

    I can’t say it proves definitively whatever both sides think it does.

    It’s kind of weird Cassidy Hutchison was taking pictures of her boss meeting people in a parking lot.

  153. 153.

    The Thin Black Duke

    February 23, 2024 at 1:19 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: Or maybe she’s following the money. People who are eager to talk trash about Democrats can make serious coin.

  154. 154.

    JWR

    February 23, 2024 at 1:19 pm

    @Jackie:

    “Paul Carpenter says he was hired in January by Steve Kramer — who has worked on ballot access for Democratic presidential candidate Dean Phillips —

    There was discussion of that in the overnight thread, and it gets much, much worse:

    He [ETA the hired magician] speaks of his belief in right-wing conspiracy theories such as the “deep state” and has “some issues” with the first moon landing, but also says he staged a performance art piece where he placed a porcelain toilet on former President Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and pretended to defecate on it.

    He has staged several such stunts meant to provoke, he says, such as one in which he wore only a fig leaf in Times Square in New York City as an expression of “radical authenticity,” and another in which he filmed himself portraying various American archetypes, including a white supremacist with a swastika on his forehead, which he says was about showing that we are all human, despite how much we may hate each other.

  155. 155.

    Ksmiami

    February 23, 2024 at 1:23 pm

     

    @Suzanne: not if you add dark chocolate, toasted pecans and coconut… then it’s heaven

  156. 156.

    Jackie

    February 23, 2024 at 1:23 pm

    @cain: Abortion is one thing, but preventing white babies* via IVF is a bridge too far. The GQP has finally taken TOO BIG A BITE in sticking their business into women’s uteruses.

    By their own admission, several GQP congress critters have children thanks to IVF – including former VP Pence.

    *every couple I’ve seen interviewed being suddenly denied IVF were white couples in Alabama.

  157. 157.

    Baud

    February 23, 2024 at 1:25 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke:

    This. I think we underestimate the amount of money sloshing around to oppose us.

  158. 158.

    Baud

    February 23, 2024 at 1:30 pm

    @Jackie:

    Life begins at conception whenever it’s convenient to me for it to begin.

  159. 159.

    Anyway

    February 23, 2024 at 1:30 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke:

     following the money

    Yes, there’s no end to the number of reactionary billionaires  willing to fund those engaged in hot takes, contrarian insights, doom’n’gloom etc against Ds. Another version of the hack gap between Ds and Rthugs.

  160. 160.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    February 23, 2024 at 1:30 pm

    @Ken: … there is paperwork involved. Lots of paperwork. And none of that exists for the stuff he was hiding in his bathroom.

    Yes. I left out a sarcasm tag.

    On a more troubling note, Patel would likely be part of a second Trump administration. God forbid.

  161. 161.

    Soprano2

    February 23, 2024 at 1:32 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: We had an 8th grade girl badly beaten up here at the end of January. I don’t know if she was transgender, but it was the same MO – 3 girls beat her up really bad. There aren’t many details because they’re all minors, but it was all recorded on school cameras, plus one of the assailants recorded it on her cell phone. Schools still don’t have good solutions for bullying, there’s too much of the attitude “that’s how kids are what can we do?”

  162. 162.

    Soprano2

    February 23, 2024 at 1:37 pm

    @Jackie: No, it’s an illustration of exactly what we said would happen, no “bashing” required. Just like they’re going to go after contraception by saying it causes abortions so they can outlaw it.

  163. 163.

    Ken

    February 23, 2024 at 1:37 pm

    @Jackie: a chance to bash GOP candidates about the slippery slope of red states’ post-Roe restrictions

    “Slippery slope” implies slow changes. The red states have turned it into a sheer cliff.

  164. 164.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 1:39 pm

    @grubert: for the nth time, I didn’t say I agree. I believe in listening to opposing and varied views; otherwise, I cannot combat them.  The value is therein.

  165. 165.

    grubert

    February 23, 2024 at 1:41 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:    “Kendzior is an outrage/doom merchant”

    Seems to be a lot of that going around these days.

  166. 166.

    Ken

    February 23, 2024 at 1:42 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: On a more troubling note, Patel would likely be part of a second Trump administration.

    By the end of his first administration, everyone even vaguely competent had left to write their tell-all books about how he was an idiot, and he was surrounded by below-the-bottom-of-the-barrel staff. That is the baseline for his second administration.

  167. 167.

    grubert

    February 23, 2024 at 1:42 pm

    @TBone:  got it.

    ( I tried to not blast, fwiw  )

  168. 168.

    Soprano2

    February 23, 2024 at 1:42 pm

    @Jackie: That’s because it’s expensive and not always covered by insurance.

  169. 169.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 23, 2024 at 1:44 pm

    @grubert: I am guessing that this blog has acquired a new sophisticated troll.

  170. 170.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 23, 2024 at 1:45 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: She is a grifter. Democracy is dying, now open your wallet.

  171. 171.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 1:47 pm

    Here’s Grandpa’s take 😆 howsat for varying views?

    https://twitter.com/miragonz/status/1758682037282889802?s=20

  172. 172.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    February 23, 2024 at 1:47 pm

    @Ken: … and he was surrounded by below-the-bottom-of-the-barrel staff. That is the baseline for his second administration.

    Yes. Is it any wonder there are doom merchants around?

  173. 173.

    MisterForkbeard

    February 23, 2024 at 1:48 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: He’s been saying this for awhile, right? The problem is that he’s not credible, it wasn’t communicated in any way or written down/commemmorated, and literally no one took action.

    So in any of the above cases: The declassification didn’t actually happen. Trump can’t even pretend it DID, because he was informed that the docs were still classified 6-12 months before this all went public. The legal thing to do would have been to return them, get them corrected, and then get them back.

    Instead, he gave US National Security the finger and then put the documents in his bathroom.

  174. 174.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 23, 2024 at 1:49 pm

    @TBone: You are full of shit. You recommended Kendzior’s writings. After you were called on it you are backtracking.

  175. 175.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    February 23, 2024 at 1:52 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: Trump can’t even pretend it DID, because he was informed that the docs were still classified 6-12 months before this all went public.

    Yes, though of course he is pretending, and getting his lawyers to go along.

    I cannot imagine what it must be like to be a lawyer working for him. “Soul-destroying” comes to mind.

  176. 176.

    rikyrah

    February 23, 2024 at 1:57 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    @RaflW: I’m grateful for every judicial appointment that offsets a shitty Trump judge, but I wonder if the system is up to the task of defending democracy from a determined, well-funded onslaught by foreign and domestic actors. We’ll find out

     

    Which is why Biden needs to win and we need to keep the Senate.

    2 more years of judges at high speed

     

    And, if we keep the Senate in 2026…it would be 8 years of judges at high speed.

  177. 177.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 1:59 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: have you read them?  I said I admire her ability to tell a good story. I said I don’t have to agree with her to do so.

  178. 178.

    Josie

    February 23, 2024 at 1:59 pm

    @TBone:

     That was ugly. What was the value of posting such crap?

  179. 179.

    rikyrah

    February 23, 2024 at 2:00 pm

    @Jay C:

    Apparently, his crack(pot) attorneys submitted to Judge Engoron a list of some business entities covered under the judgement; which had mysteriously had their “business addresses” changed from New York (as per the original documentation) to Florida.

    SRSLY, do they not think anyone is going to notice???

     

    They are ridiculous

  180. 180.

    The Thin Black Duke

    February 23, 2024 at 2:01 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. For instance, I was a huge Harlan Ellison fan back in the day. Having said that, although I still value his work, I couldn’t recommend him to contemporary readers because there’s stuff there that hasn’t aged well at all. (The vile, misogynist-fueled ending of A Boy and his Dog.)

    It’s a bummer when our idols with feet of clay track dirt onto the rugs of our homes.

  181. 181.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 2:04 pm

    @Josie: comment #163

  182. 182.

    Josie

    February 23, 2024 at 2:04 pm

    @TBone:

     Bullshit.

  183. 183.

    Marcopolo

    February 23, 2024 at 2:05 pm

    @TBone: look, i haven’t read any of sarah k’s recent stuff (never listened to her podcast). however, after drumpf became president in 2016 she did a lot of good writing on how countries can slide into authoritarianism and how to fight that (think the book was called Notes from Flyover Country or something like that).  she lives in StL and she was like our homegrown version of tim snyder. but people change (god knows i think Covid just broke a lot of folks brains or sometimes it’s following the $) and while i can see her point about how we, societally, are becoming more desensitized to death seems to me it’s been happening for a while & what’s going on in Gaza (or Ukraine or Sudan or the Central African Republic or Syria or take your pick) are all symptoms of something greater than anything the Biden admin is responsible for.  as Tbone said though, it’s often valuable to read what folks are thinking even when you totally disagree w/ them. hell, even brazilian glenn wrote one good book during George W’s time in office.

  184. 184.

    M31

    February 23, 2024 at 2:06 pm

    @Jackie: GQP Senate candidates told to RUN FAR FAR AWAY AS FAST AS THEY CAN:

    lol I love the smell of DISARRAY in the morning

  185. 185.

    groveboy

    February 23, 2024 at 2:07 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly: my wife’s banana bread is to die for. Warm out of the oven and slathered with butter. Melts in your mouth.

  186. 186.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 2:10 pm

    @Marcopolo: thank you! Sheesh, errybody making me feel some sorta way for being tolerant.

  187. 187.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 23, 2024 at 2:15 pm

    @Marcopolo: Giving people like Sarah K clicks and spreading her disinformation and helping her grift is neither mind expanding nor a soceital good. YMMV

    I blocked her on Twitter when she started ranting about Nancy Pelosi being on the Russian payroll.

  188. 188.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 2:16 pm

    I just read my daily Story People email:

    “You are all the hot air in my balloon.  Let’s go to the moon.”

  189. 189.

    cain

    February 23, 2024 at 2:17 pm

    @Jackie: Nikki apparently walking back her statement on support. The woman is a disaster. Just stupid ass mistakes. She has no moral standards and is a total weather vane. Her political instincts are terrible.

  190. 190.

    Josie

    February 23, 2024 at 2:18 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: ​
     I’m beginning to think you have a point.

  191. 191.

    groveboy

    February 23, 2024 at 2:18 pm

    @Quiltingfool: wife adds some applesauce to her recipe, keeps it moist

  192. 192.

    TBone

    February 23, 2024 at 2:19 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: never having had a Twitter account, I was not privy to that.  I won’t share anything more.

  193. 193.

    cain

    February 23, 2024 at 2:20 pm

    @Jackie: Not just him – but Nikki Haley herself!

  194. 194.

    Marcopolo

    February 23, 2024 at 2:21 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke: second this. have been reading (rereading) all the hugo winners for novel & so much misogyny, white male savior, lack or representation stuff right on up into the 80s. on a different tack, honestly, it’s weird to me how people can seemingly uproot their way of thinking about everything (i mean i don’t think i have—at least yet @ 61) without even a backwards glance.  i saw a clip of RFK jr from the 2000 Prez election where he was imploring folks to not vote for Nader cause Bush had to be defeated.  he was making sense. wtf happened?  assume maybe money or ego or drugs (or a combination) for him but wow.  the way folks can just shift like this is both fascinating & horrifying to me.

  195. 195.

    cain

    February 23, 2024 at 2:21 pm

    @Baud: One must be careful of the ‘infected’. (L4D reference)

  196. 196.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 2:22 pm

    @Old School: Unless she was already feeling uneasy about what she was seeing or uneasy about things she had to do, and was trying to document things just in case.

  197. 197.

    Kristine

    February 23, 2024 at 2:24 pm

    Banana bread is a favorite of mine. This basic recipe is my go-to. I add additional spices or chocolate chips, depending. Dryness has never been a problem.

    This Double-Chocolate recipe from Smitten Kitchen is really good too.

  198. 198.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    February 23, 2024 at 2:24 pm

    @TBone:

    I wrote above, I stopped reading when I reached Sarah Kendzior’s implied criticism of Joe Biden as callous, “Under Biden, a different faction of Americans — Democrats — are being primed for the inhumanity that a full-fledged authoritarian regime requires.”

    We live in a world where some people choose deliberately to be cruel, hateful, violent. In addition, we have weapons of unimaginable power. I use the word “unimaginable” advisedly. Is it possible to imagine the deaths and worse of millions of people with a single nuclear detonation?

    Yet leaders in this world have to contemplate such scenarios. There is cruelty at every scale, children beating another child to death, wars, famine, wanton destruction. I thank God for Joe Biden. I think Sarah Kendzior’s criticism of him is beneath contempt.

    Just my opinion.

  199. 199.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 2:28 pm

    @TBone: I don’t think anyone here minds it if you want to read someone that most of think has lost the plot and is writing harmful bullshit.

    But unless you are recommending Sarah K, which it appeared that you were, but you now say you were not – or you are including some Sarah K text to say that what she has said is bullshit, I don’t understand why you would be posting her stuff here?

  200. 200.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 23, 2024 at 2:31 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke: This is not the first time they have pinged my bs detector.

  201. 201.

    Marcopolo

    February 23, 2024 at 2:39 pm

    So a long time ago Dick Gephardt was my congressman in DC. Then he ran for president, was humiliated in Iowa, and slunk off to a very lucrative career as an inside the beltway lobbyist.  Left MO way behind.  My opinion of him has not been high.  But, today I discovered he was one of the primary people who talked Manchin down for mounting a 3rd party presidential bid!  Even better, he viscerally hates No Labels & sees wrecking them as a personal mission.  He just jumped quite a bit in my esteem.  Here’s a link to the article talking about this: https://newrepublic.com/article/179244/no-labels-spoiler-bid-manchin-meltdown-mode

  202. 202.

    The Thin Black Duke

    February 23, 2024 at 2:40 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I know. This isn’t your first rodeo.

    But your concerns are legitimate. I’m willing to give T the benefit of the doubt regarding his admiration for a wordsmith that got him through the day.

    However, If T is bringing up an author on a platform that gets a fair amount of traffic, there should be a warning label if there are problematic aspects there that people aren’t aware of.

  203. 203.

    delphinium

    February 23, 2024 at 2:58 pm

    @cain: Ha ha! Just saw my first Nikki Haley yard sign today, wonder how long they will have it up.

  204. 204.

    Marcopolo

    February 23, 2024 at 3:00 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke: so to be informed i just skimmed SK’s latest substack post. smdh. there’s some good/writing thinking but she’s become a bit of a nihilist & lost the overall plot. depressing.  i have my days when i wtf throw up my hands at the state of things (currently it’s the destruction of journalism as a way to accurately understand the world) but it’s always clear to me that there is good & bad (no matter how muddy) and i choose good.

  205. 205.

    CarolPW

    February 23, 2024 at 3:00 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: ​A rare time in which we are in total agreement. Very smoothly done too.
    ETA: smooth referring to their insertion into the blog.​

  206. 206.

    cain

    February 23, 2024 at 3:06 pm

    @cain: @Jackie: Not just him – but Nikki Haley herself!

    Nikki has now opened herself to attacks based on her IVF statement about IVF and using IVF herself. Attacks like “how many embryos were discarded during you IVF?”, “do you feel justified to use IVF when so many potential babies have been thrown away”, “what will you tell your kids about all the potential sisters and brothers, that you killed to get them?”

    Since she has no moral foundation, she’s going to have a hard time figuring out what to say given her use of IVF and her now expedient political views on IVF.

  207. 207.

    Paul in KY

    February 23, 2024 at 3:07 pm

    @TBone: I looove a fine banana bread!

  208. 208.

    Old School

    February 23, 2024 at 3:07 pm

    Just so TBone doesn’t feel completely ganged up against, I’d like to state I’ve never felt they were a troll.

  209. 209.

    cain

    February 23, 2024 at 3:08 pm

    Man, I just assumed that Tbone posted those links so that we can collectively mock them. I don’t think we need to judge a person by what links they put up. Let’s not be so aggressive with fellow travelers. It leads to a less safe space for everyone overall.

  210. 210.

    rikyrah

    February 23, 2024 at 3:09 pm

    I know that’s right.

    Lori Granito 💛🐝🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✊🏾 (@lorigspeaks) posted at 7:25 AM on Thu, Feb 22, 2024:
    This is the one thing we need to be careful of this election cycle – Republicans running as Dems who will switch parties or be Manchin-esque.
    (https://x.com/lorigspeaks/status/1760657071144304750?t=f-y4J2RF1VBj9gnU6RT0Zg&s=03)

  211. 211.

    rikyrah

    February 23, 2024 at 3:10 pm

    @cain:

    Nikki has now opened herself to attacks based on her IVF statement about IVF and using IVF herself. Attacks like “how many embryos were discarded during you IVF?”, “do you feel justified to use IVF when so many potential babies have been thrown away”, “what will you tell your kids about all the potential sisters and brothers, that you killed to get them?”

     

    It was the most Republican of positions that she took.

    I got mine – a child.

    Phuck you if you don’t have or can’t get yours.

    I don’t know anything that sums up basic GOP philosophy more than this.

  212. 212.

    rikyrah

    February 23, 2024 at 3:11 pm

    18 GOP-held Biden districts targeted to flip blue (@Needle_of_Arya) posted at 5:42 PM on Thu, Feb 22, 2024:
    conservative & pink-voter white women see themselves as free agents with just enough physical & social mobility, economic security, race & class privilege to be able to survive the worst of whatever Trump has planned for us, even Project 2025

    scary thing is, they’re not wrong
    (https://x.com/Needle_of_Arya/status/1760812225579622562?s=02)

  213. 213.

    Josie

    February 23, 2024 at 3:13 pm

    @cain: ​
     I disagree. I reserve the right to speak up against links that are posted with absolutely no context and are ugly in spirit and expression. YMMV

  214. 214.

    Paul in KY

    February 23, 2024 at 3:14 pm

    @Sure Lurkalot: Who the fuck wrote that?!?

  215. 215.

    cain

    February 23, 2024 at 3:15 pm

    @rikyrah: It’s just like that asshole Greg Abbott like this:

    https://www.texastribune.org/2023/06/20/texas-voting-mail-ballot-disabilities-abbott-veto/

    Against helping  folks with disabilities. The man is cracked.

  216. 216.

    Paul in KY

    February 23, 2024 at 3:16 pm

    @Jay C: Just a coincidence…

  217. 217.

    cain

    February 23, 2024 at 3:17 pm

    @Josie: You can speak up, and you can educate. You don’t need to be aggressive and assume something malignant. We gave that idiot eversor how many choices for the crap he was dishing out? We were way more patient with that guy IMHO.

  218. 218.

    Paul in KY

    February 23, 2024 at 3:17 pm

    @Suzanne: Just cause you guys got tiramasu….

  219. 219.

    cmorenc

    February 23, 2024 at 3:19 pm

    @cain:

    @Jackie: Nikki apparently walking back her statement on support. The woman is a disaster. Just stupid ass mistakes. She has no moral standards and is a total weather vane. Her political instincts are terrible.

    On the upside, if Nikki becomes President, she will be among the most physically fit people to ever hold the office, from all the vigorous walking she is having to do during the campaign.

    :=)

  220. 220.

    Anyway

    February 23, 2024 at 3:19 pm

    @Paul in KY:

     Just cause you guys got tiramasu….

    And cannoli

  221. 221.

    Matt McIrvin

    February 23, 2024 at 3:19 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: She’s not just saying he’s callous– I’ve seen far better commentators than her criticizing Biden’s immigration policy and stance on Israel/Palestine; I don’t regard any of that as immune– she’s saying that Biden is part of a conspiracy to reinstall Trump as dictator, and this is both completely insane and sadly of a piece with other stuff she’s said.

  222. 222.

    Old School

    February 23, 2024 at 3:21 pm

    @Paul in KY:

    Who the fuck wrote that?!?

    Sarah Kendzior.  Thus the blowback from other commenters.

  223. 223.

    Josie

    February 23, 2024 at 3:21 pm

    @cain: ​
     Not me. I pied Eversor and will probably do the same here. This one just kind of took me by surprise.

  224. 224.

    Matt McIrvin

    February 23, 2024 at 3:32 pm

    @cain: I think it was more that they admired some actually good stuff Kendzior wrote. Hell, I was following Kendzior on Twitter before I realized what she was doing.

    It’s a little different from Greenwald’s grift. Greenwald’s thing was that we all have the political spectrum reversed and the Democrats are actually more right-wing than Mr. Trump, who I do not support. Kendzior’s line is that the political spectrum is fake and the Democrats are secretly in cahoots with Trump.

  225. 225.

    smith

    February 23, 2024 at 3:34 pm

    Re Nikki Haley and IVF, I think it’s been clarified that she used artificial insemination, not IVF.

    “Embryos, to me, are babies,” Haley told NBC News in an interview, adding that she used artificial insemination to have her son, a different process than IVF that doesn’t present the same complexities around creating embryos in a lab.

    It doesn’t make her position, whatever it turns out to be once she stops floundering, any more acceptable, but not quite so profoundly hypocritical. No such excuse for Republican Rep. Michelle Steel of California, however, and I’m sure we will find a lot more like her.

  226. 226.

    dnfree

    February 23, 2024 at 3:36 pm

    @Rileys Enabler: My banana bread is moist using just overripe bananas that would otherwise be tossed in the garbage.  I have never made banana bread with frozen overripe bananas.  I only make it to keep from throwing bananas in the trash.  They have to be pretty far gone.

  227. 227.

    Ivan X

    February 23, 2024 at 3:37 pm

    @TBone: To give you the benefit of the doubt, I’ve been on the wrong end of a dogpile here, and it’s no fun. I also think it’s true that Kendzior did some important writing, and I’m sure she still gets it right sometimes, like any stopped clock. (I never paid much attention to her one way or the other because I can’t read writers who are mostly negative most of the time. I need a little hope to get me through my day.)

    But, you “highly recommended” “all” of Kendzior’s work (your words). In the absence of a disclaimer, that suggests, to me, that you consider her to be someone you admire, and who is right most or all of the time, and whose words should be taken seriously. You also highly recommended a specific piece she wrote.

    Which, as Watergirl says, is fine. You can enjoy whomever you like. Yet, Kendzior has written some things that readers of this blog take predictable offense to — she has accused Democrats of conspiracy, right in the very piece you recommended we read — so you should not be terribly surprised when readers express their offense. With the exception of one person, they’ve done so in a pretty respectful way, going so far to reasonably ask how you reconcile some of the offensive things she’s written, to which you haven’t really responded.

    You’ve instead said things that you like about her (her ability to tell a story) and that you don’t necessarily have to agree with everything she writes to like her. Also fine, except that it’s comes off as disingenuous after you’ve quoted her and “highly recommended” a specific piece and “all” of her writing. It doesn’t square. You asked us to be influenced by someone who some of us don’t trust and don’t like for reasonable reasons, but you won’t own it, and that’s angering.

    I think if the outset you’d acknowledged where she fails, or if after being politely challenged you’d responded and said “fair point, I still think she still sometimes has some good points to make, despite this obviously offensive thing you pointed out that I’d forgotten” then people wouldn’t be annoyed with you.

  228. 228.

    Paul in KY

    February 23, 2024 at 3:44 pm

    @TBone: I think that writer is FOS for saying ‘Biden is a placeholder President’ etc. etc., but I understand your point of view.

  229. 229.

    Chetan Murthy

    February 23, 2024 at 3:45 pm

    @Suzanne: When I was a skinny(er) young’un, I used to really like lemon poppyseed bread.  That shit was the boom.

  230. 230.

    Paul in KY

    February 23, 2024 at 3:46 pm

    @cain: She’s after power like Sauron was after his ring. It consumed him and it consumes her.

  231. 231.

    Chetan Murthy

    February 23, 2024 at 3:46 pm

    @TBone: She had a really good one on Merrick the Spineless: https://sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/servants-of-the-mafia-state

  232. 232.

    Paul in KY

    February 23, 2024 at 3:47 pm

    @Marcopolo: You should be reading Nebula winners! Of course, in many years a novel won both…

  233. 233.

    Paul in KY

    February 23, 2024 at 3:48 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: Pres. Biden, if he determines it is necessary, will order men and women to their certain death. It is part of the job. A terrible part, but one Pres. Biden understands.

  234. 234.

    Paul in KY

    February 23, 2024 at 3:52 pm

    @Anyway: Yeegads!!! I forgot about cannoli! Just because you guys have been ‘civilized’ for 2200 years…

  235. 235.

    Paul in KY

    February 23, 2024 at 3:53 pm

    @Old School: She is completely cray cray and a ‘useful idiot’ to TFG and his GQP minions.

  236. 236.

    Paul in KY

    February 23, 2024 at 3:54 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: I actually liked Glenn back in the early days of Batshit McChimpy…

  237. 237.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 3:55 pm

    @Paul in KY: Enemy propoganda.

  238. 238.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 3:55 pm

    @Chetan Murthy: But he’s not spineless.

  239. 239.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 3:58 pm

    it’s not the end of the day yet, but we are running out of daylight if we are going to get cake today,  Come on, Supreme Court.  Unless they plan to wait to announce at midnight when everyone is sleeping?

  240. 240.

    Gravenstone

    February 23, 2024 at 4:01 pm

    @RaflW: Trump’s impeachment in 2019 was a disgrace to the Constitution

    Fuck off, Kenny. Trump’s impeachments were both valid exercises of the law. The fact your party chose to protect his corrupt ass in the Senate trials is entirely on them.

  241. 241.

    Paul in KY

    February 23, 2024 at 4:01 pm

    @WaterGirl: With malice aforethought or just an idiot, but yup.

  242. 242.

    Soprano2

    February 23, 2024 at 4:03 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke: That ending ruined the story for me. I would recommend a lot of his stuff, I think his commentary about TV is still relevant.

  243. 243.

    Soprano2

    February 23, 2024 at 4:06 pm

    @Marcopolo: Yep, I have that book; people here would agree with most of it. Something broke him, maybe Obama’s election. Too many people projected all their hopes and dreams onto Obama, and got angry when he didn’t do exactly what they thought he should.

  244. 244.

    Soprano2

    February 23, 2024 at 4:09 pm

    @cain: That’s what happens when you don’t have any convictions of your own and instead quickly say what you think your side wants to hear.

  245. 245.

    Gravenstone

    February 23, 2024 at 4:23 pm

    @Jeffro: I can picture that in a Biden/Harris campaign ad!

    Do you want this in charge of … anything?

  246. 246.

    Glidwrith

    February 23, 2024 at 4:35 pm

    @Soprano2: If those bitches were in any of the schools my husband oversees, they’d be expelled in a heartbeat after calling the police.

  247. 247.

    Another Scott

    February 23, 2024 at 4:56 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Cupcakes?

    WisPolitics.com:

    The state Ethics Commission alleges Donald Trump’s joint fundraising committee and GOP state Rep. Janel Brandtjen schemed to evade campaign finance limits as part of an effort that steered at least $40,000 to the 2022 primary challenge of Speaker Robin Vos, according to records obtained by WisPolitics.

    The commission this week recommended local district attorneys investigate and charge both, as well as the campaign of Adam Steen, who lost to Vos by 260 votes, eight individuals and the three county Republican parties alleged to be involved.

    The referrals accuse Steen, Brandtjen, the Save America Joint Fundraising Committee and others of committing felonies.

    The records also show the commission looked into a $4,000 donation MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell gave one of the county parties. But it decided there wasn’t sufficient evidence to prove he actually intended the donation to benefit Steen’s campaign.

    The recommendations for prosecution pose another potential legal headache for Trump, who clashed with Vos in 2022 after the longtime Assembly speaker refused his calls to try to overturn Wisconsin’s 2020 presidential election results. The Save America Joint Fundraising Committee is the primary fundraising vehicle for Trump’s 2024 campaign and his leadership PAC. The referral doesn’t identify any individuals associated with the committee the commission believes should face an investigation and charges. Instead, the commission found probable cause the committee and its “agents” had violated Wisconsin’s campaign finance laws.

    […]

    (Emphasis added.)

    (via Memeorandum)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  248. 248.

    Matt McIrvin

    February 23, 2024 at 4:59 pm

    @Paul in KY: A lot of people did! He became a major “left” figure because he was criticizing Bush at a time when people needed that.

    I gave him a lot of slack when he was going after Obama over the drone war, though I did think it was a little disingenuous that he was cherry-picking the one thing where you could say Obama was “worse than Bush” (because the drone program was just getting started under Bush) and relentlessly flogging that. But I figured he was just anti- whoever was in power.

    His caping for Trump while insisting he was not a Trump supporter was really where my patience ran out. And then when Trump got in, actually escalated the drone war, and Greenwald’s response was not to pivot to attacking Trump but to go after Trump’s critics… that made it crystal clear he was a pure hack.

  249. 249.

    WaterGirl

    February 23, 2024 at 5:01 pm

    @Another Scott: I saw that earlier and was going to make a post with that PLUS the awesome interview with Ben Wikler on Pod Save America last night.

    Ben takes us through the history of the last 15 years in Wisconsin – he is a very engaging speaker – how WI got to be the most gerrymandered state and the stepping stones that got them from there to here.

    I’m never sure if I should still put up a post after people bring stuff up in the comments?

  250. 250.

    Another Scott

    February 23, 2024 at 5:08 pm

    @WaterGirl: Lots of folks don’t have time to read all the comments.

    Post away!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  251. 251.

    Paul in KY

    February 23, 2024 at 5:24 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: I stopped reading him when he started getting on Pres. Obama.

  252. 252.

    NotMax

    February 23, 2024 at 6:33 pm

    @>a href=”https://balloon-juice.com/2024/02/23/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-2/#comment-9114989″>dnfree

    Overripe bananas? 2-ingredient cookies.

    (I cheat and add a third ingredient into the mix, a sprinkling of cinnamon.)

  253. 253.

    Rathskeller

    February 23, 2024 at 9:03 pm

    @TBone:

    but you wrote

    Highly recommended reading (all her stuff, not just this).

    what’s actually written in that article quickly moves into insanity.

  254. 254.

    Starfish

    February 24, 2024 at 8:34 am

    @Betty Cracker: It looks like he was a public defender in Nevada so it makes sense that he has extra sympathy for accused people.

  255. 255.

    Starfish

    February 24, 2024 at 9:13 am

    @Soprano2: Schools DO have solutions for bullying so it is amazing that there are schools like this.

    Some schools do school climate surveys asking the kids if they feel safe in school at the beginning of every year. If kids don’t feel safe in your school, that is the type of environment where all sorts of bad things happen (including school shootings.)

    My child is a feeler’s feeler so when teachers see him upset over something, they will encourage him to fill out a form to report the behavior or go see the counselor.

    The behavior could be something like “so-n-so called me stickboy, and that made me sad” and the vice principal goes and talks to all involved empathizing with the kid saying that “Yeah, it is upsetting to be called names you didn’t want to be called” and telling the kids doing the name calling that we only call people names they want to be called. That puts the kids on notice that the ADULTS are watching and are not going to cast a blind eye to all their nonsense.

    Remember, the younger shooter at STEM School Highlands Ranch was a trans kid who was getting bullied in that school.

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