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Saturday Evening Open Thread: Prince Jared Gets His Due Tribute

by Anne Laurie|  November 30, 20248:05 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Trump Crime Cartel

Trump just named Jared's father, Charles Kushner — who he pardoned in 2020 — to be Ambassador to France.

Kushner hatched a scheme involving a prostitute to entrap his brother-in-law and eventually pleaded guilty to tax evasion and making illegal campaign donations.

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social) November 30, 2024 at 1:31 PM

The Charles Kushner appointment to be ambassador to France is a Trump trifecta: nepotism, criminality, and incompetence. Profoundly offensive and a setback for US standing in the world.

— David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf.bsky.social) November 30, 2024 at 3:13 PM

Of course Trump has a strong bias in favor of fellow real-estate-magnate criminals… and Jared is dumb enough to have been publicly outraged at the very idea that tax evasion, bribery, and extortion, when committed by the Right people, might even qualify as “crimes”. But I personally suspect there’s at least a few overburdened minions in the Trump cartel who aren’t unhappy that the whole disgusting tragic saga will now be relitigated in the Very Serious Media.

Per the Washington Post, “Charles Kushner, pardoned in 2020, to be nominated ambassador to France” [gift link]:

President-elect Donald Trump said on Saturday he would nominate Charles Kushner, the New Jersey real estate developer and his son-in-law’s father whom he pardoned in 2020, to be the ambassador to France.

Kushner pleaded guilty in 2004 to making false statements to the Federal Election Commission, and he subsequently pleaded guilty to witness tampering and tax evasion stemming from $6 million in political contributions and gifts mischaracterized as business expenses. The ambassador post requires Senate confirmation, but senators usually defer to presidents on such nominees…

For years, the two families built sprawling real estate empires on either side of the Hudson River: the Kushners mainly in New Jersey, and the Trumps famously in New York.

While Trump ran toward headlines, Kushner, by comparison, avoided them, until 2004. That year he pleaded guilty to federal charges including 16 counts of “assisting in the filing of false tax returns, one count of retaliating against a cooperating witness and one count of making false statements to the Federal Election Commission,” a federal prosecutor in New Jersey announced.

The details of the case were eye-popping, even for a state known for political scandals…

Before Kushner was sentenced in 2005, the prosecutor in the case told the court: “What is truly extraordinary is that Charles Kushner has failed to accept full responsibility for his outrageous criminal conduct,” the New York Times reported. The defense memo sharply disagreed and described “grief, regret, loss, devastating heartbreak” and the “acceptance of full responsibility for his crimes.” In March 2005, Kushner was sentenced to two years in prison.

About a year later, Kushner’s son, Jared, purchased the New York Observer, a small Manhattan-based newspaper with a penchant for covering politics, culture, real estate and the salacious misdeeds of those in power. In 2009, Jared married Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey, uniting two rich and powerful families. That same year, the prosecutor who pursued the case against Charles Kushner, Chris Christie, was elected governor of New Jersey…

The younger Kushner went on to take an expansive portfolio in his father-in-law’s administration, and the older Kushner reportedly told one close family friend that he hoped to receive a presidential pardon, the Times reported.

In December 2020, as one of Trump’s last acts in office, that pardon was granted…

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Cooking and Baking – What Not To Do

by WaterGirl|  November 30, 20244:25 pm| 298 Comments

This post is in: Food, Food & Recipes

So I just put a pumpkin pie in the oven.  As I was making it I re-read the ingredients list multiple times because I have fucked up pumpkin pie twice.

First time, I forgot to add the eggs.  That was not good.

The second time, I set the timer so I could turn the oven down from 425 to 350 after 15 minutes, and I got up and turned off the timer without turning down the temperature.

Let’s just say that the results each time were suboptimal!

My third specialty is putting something on the stove to reheat it, or putting water on to boil so I can make my cocoa-wheats.  (Fuck you cocoa-wheats haters.  Fight me.)   I find that nothing good happens when you forget to turn the knob on the stove to, you know, add the heat.

Anyone else have anything to contribute on this front?

*No politics, no hot takes, no blaming, no predicting, no whining about emojis, no random music links.  Just cooking and baking.

Can we do it?   Will this post win the award for the fewest comments ever?  I guess we’ll find out!

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The Art of Losing Isn’t Hard to Master

by @heymistermix.com|  November 30, 20243:29 pm| 69 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Former Democratic Rep. Tim Ryan giving some great advice on the TeeVee:

[…]What does it mean to be a Democrat? People want to trust us. They don’t want to go to Donald Trump. I’m telling you, the middle-of-the-road people, they’re holding their nose to vote for him but we did not give them enough, like, we are reindustrializing, we are talking about American competitiveness. We are moderate on things like natural gas in western PA which ended up being a big issue which we can’t be for natural gas replacing coal. We are in a big fight with the crypto industry. What are we doing? Why are we in a fight with crypto right now? We’ve got to get back to the bread and butter policies.”

I don’t know about you, but when I think of issues that middle-of-the-road Maws and Paws talk about around the dinner table, crypto is number one.  “Dangit, Paw, if only Bitcoin would clear $100K, then maybe we could afford new tires for the pickup and braces for little Timmy.  But those durn Democrats want to slap regulations on it, so I guess we just have to ride around on bald tires and Timmy’s gonna have buck teeth!  Dang them to heck!”

Anyway, back in the real world where centrists aren’t cloaking their desire to get their paws on some sweet crypto cash with nonsense, this is happening:

Robert Almonte, a former U.S. Marshal and deputy chief with the El Paso Police Department, told NewsNation that cartels have taken advantage of modern technology, including cryptocurrency, to enhance their criminal endeavors.

As appears to be the case with Tether, cartel members often hire professional cryptocurrency money launderers to move the money and then pay them a commission based on the total amount of cash they launder, Almonte said.

Once the money from the drug proceeds is moved around, it eventually ends up back in cartel hands to further finance their global operations, he added.

“It’s difficult to track the cryptocurrency and the exchange of the cryptocurrency,” Almonte said. “In many cases, these money launderers are moving it around several times before it reaches its final destination. So that’s one of the main reasons they are using cryptocurrency because it is so hard to detect.”

If any issue was more full of the intent to lose than crypto, I don’t know what it is.  It is fake money dreamt up to let people do illegal shit without being traced.  The exchanges are more often than not scammy — if FTX taught us nothing else, it should have at least taught us that.  I mean, shit, Trump has his own crypto, which should tell you everything you need to know right there.  Yet there are Democrats who want to lead us into disaster by getting in bed with the grifters who inhabit the crypto world.  These Dems should be ignored, if not shunned.

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Meanwhile, in Ireland Open Thread

by Rose Judson|  November 30, 20242:42 pm| 32 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads

The Year of Elections continues. Ireland’s general parliamentary election was yesterday. Polls closed at 10 p.m. local time and counting has been happening all day.

As is the case everywhere in democracies these days, Ireland has a crop of blood-gargling reactionary right-wingers running for office. These parties have deeply ironic names like “Liberty Republic” and “Irish Freedom Party”, and basically they want all the immigrants out.

I thought you would all like to know that the count so far suggests that these parties are dying on their asses when it comes to winning parliamentary seats. Ireland has a form of ranked-choice voting, specifically “proportional representation with a single transferable vote,” or PR-STV. There was a worry that some of these right-wing candidates would get in as second choices in a runoff situation, but Irish journalist Stephen McDermott has been reporting on Bluesky that many of them are being eliminated on the first ballot. So that’s nice.

Aside from the fact that it’s reassuring to know the far right isn’t ascendant everywhere, it’s entertaining to ponder how things could be different with ranked-choice voting. We might have coalitions running Congress. (Though this can be tricky—Sinn Féin, the left-wing party, will take [edit: looked like it was going to take] most of the seats but possibly not a total majority; the center-right Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael parties had been pretty clear they had no intention of forming a coalition led by Sinn Féin. Immediately after I published the first draft of this, however, I saw a projection which suggests Fianna Fáil will take most of the seats and go into coalition with Fine Gael.)

We might also be treated to some truly psychedelic infographics. Behold:

I do enjoy how the Irish defy stereotypes by producing the most insane election graphics known to man

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— Chris Terry-Enescu (@cjterry.bsky.social) November 30, 2024 at 11:42 AM

Our common American data-fondling Nates could never begin to comprehend such majesty. Open thread.

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ABC – Always Be Campaigning – My Experience

by @heymistermix.com|  November 30, 202412:58 pm| 113 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

In yesterday’s post about the Democrats’ messaging situation, my number one observation is that Democrats don’t like to campaign all the time.   Some commenters had reasons to explain that, and some of them may be valid, but let me offer an experience-based counterpoint.

I started blogging around 2006 when Eric Massa ran for the then NY-29 congressional seat.  This was my district at the time, and my blog was focused solely on NY-29 politics.  It was mainly in the Southern Tier of New York, but a bit of it was gerrymandered north to the Rochester suburbs.  The district went for Bush by 10-11 points in  2000 and 2004, and it went for McCain by 3 points in 2008.  As a basically R+6 or tougher district, it was essentially conceded by the Democratic Party.  The district had been represented by Amo Houghton, an old-school New York Republican, which is to say someone who was fairly liberal on social programs.  After Houghton retired, Republican Randy Kuhl took his place.

Massa, who turned out to be a nutcase, a closet case and a sex pest, was a gifted and determined politician.  He was a retired navy officer who had done some business consulting.  He traveled the district, meeting with party committees and the few Democratic elected officials, to set the groundwork for his 2006 campaign.  He got nothing from the DCCC or really from any of the party — this was the foundation of my view that the “50 state strategy” was all talk and no action. But he persevered.  He hired a talented media person and the goal of Massa and his tiny staff was to get stories in every local paper every day.  Each morning, like clockwork, a press release landed in my inbox from the campaign.  It picked on something Kuhl had done, or imagined a different world with a Democrat in charge, or talked about a visit to a town festival or civic club (like the Lions or Rotary).

The first key point is that Massa didn’t really spend any ad money, by standards of a Congressional campaign.  Almost all of his media was “earned media” — stories in the paper.  With small town papers drying up, this strategy wouldn’t work today, but the takeaway isn’t the details of the technique, it’s the persistence and desire to spread the Democratic message every day.

A second key point about Massa is that he wasn’t a splitter or a mealy mouthed centrist.  He was fully for single-payer health insurance.  He was against the Iraq war.  He picked issues that addressed the pain felt in the district.  A lot of kids went to war from the 29th, and some of them were maimed or died in a war that by 2006 seemed like a waste.  And, the district was older, so paying for healthcare was a huge issue.

Massa lost the 2006 election to Kuhl by 3 points, or 6,000 votes, which was a squeaker by standard of a district where the last two races were won by Republicans with solid margins.  Immediately after that loss, he started campaigning again.  This time, he got a wee bit of support from the party, but he still mostly raised funds on his own and continued his tradition of issuing press releases and traveling all around the district.  In 2008, he won by 5,000 votes.  Then, he self-destructed, but that’s a story for another time.  In the brief period that he represented the district, he did have a lot of town halls and also kept sending out press releases.

I realize this experience is almost 20 years old now, but it left me (and DougJ, who also followed that race closely) with the view that Democrats are losing seats because they don’t campaign long enough or hard enough.  I believe then, and I believe now, that paid media is of far lesser quality than earned media.  In today’s highly fractured media environment, earned media is probably mostly social media, and that’s a challenge.  But even in 2006/2008, it was clear that repeated, dark, negative TV spots were a money sink of questionable return.   Massa had hardly any ads in 2006 and almost won.  Kuhl had a ton of ads on 2008, compared to Massa’s meager ad budget, and Kuhl lost.  Another take-home is that someone who climbs the party ladder like Kuhl is a far weaker candidate that an outsider like Massa.  Kuhl was often left flat-footed by Massa’s attacks, because he had been a state legislator for umpteen years and then moved up in the hierarchy when Amo Houghton retired.  That is not a recipe for an aggressive, fast-on-his-feet candidate.  But, the Democratic party establishment (DCCC) is far more comfortable with someone who’s ascended in the ranks because the DCCC is risk averse.  Finally, the lesson of a little money early being far more effective than a lot of money late is borne out by my experience in the 29th.  Another $100K in May 2006 could have made the difference for Massa.  Late money sent to campaigns mostly goes to more TV, because whatever organization and staffing the campaign has by, say, October, is what they’re going to end the campaign with.  Money given at that point doesn’t go to laying the groundwork for organizing and GOTV that I still believe can make the margin of victory.

This is why I will continue to criticize elected Democrats for failing to run 24/7/365 campaigns — because I’ve seen it work and win in an “unwinnable” district.

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Point(less) / Counter-Point

by Anne Laurie|  November 30, 20245:03 am| 318 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Trump Crime Cartel

Saturday Morning Open Thread:  Point(less) / Counter-Point

(Drew Sheneman via GoComics.com)

The CFPB is super popular. They've given 195 million consumers abused by finance companies $19.6 BILLION in actual dollars, principal reductions, canceled debts and similar. It took another $5 BILLION from companies that broke the law. "Terrorizing financial institutions" WHO BREAK THE LAW indeed.

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— Dalié Jiménez (@dalie.bsky.social) November 27, 2024 at 3:28 PM

The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is one of our most efficient agencies. Costs less than $1B a year & has fought to return over $20B directly to Americans.

But I guess it makes sense that a billionaire wants to eliminate one of the agencies that fights for working people. pic.twitter.com/37Yg6TmCud

— Maxwell Alejandro Frost (@MaxwellFrostFL) November 27, 2024

Oligarch Elon Musk said Wednesday that the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be abolished. Like Putin's oligarchs, Musk wants no regulations so he can make money by screwing over working class people. Musk is a cancer. https://t.co/iCupXSQ6BI

— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@DeanObeidallah) November 27, 2024

What’s also hilarious about this, beyond the CFPB saving both the consumers and government money, is that Musk is trying to take credit for something that’s been a Republican priority since the CFPB was created. It’s not as if this is a new idea to Republicans—it’s literally their idea.

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— Jason Karsh (@jkarsh.bsky.social) November 27, 2024 at 1:26 PM

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Late Night Open Thread: Opening Salvo?

by Anne Laurie|  November 29, 202411:52 pm| 65 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel

Late Night Open Thread: Opening Salvo

(Jeff Danizger via GoComics.com)

This alarming story about Pete Hegseth and his mom (who is now frantically backtracking) is quite a twist on the journalistic adage “If your mother says she loves you, check it out.”👇👇 https://t.co/4MVUQPVdNN

— Eric Columbus (@EricColumbus) November 30, 2024

Pete Hegseth’s mother to Hegseth:

“We are on the side of good and that is not you.”

Mother knows best.

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/u…

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— Katie Phang (@katiephang.bsky.social) November 29, 2024 at 11:28 PM

One gets the impression that Fox News personality Pete Hegseth might be the next Trump nominee up for the full media shock’n’awe [gift link]…

The mother of Pete Hegseth, President-elect Donald J. Trump’s pick for secretary of defense, wrote him an email in 2018 saying he had routinely mistreated women for years and displayed a lack of character.

“On behalf of all the women (and I know it’s many) you have abused in some way, I say … get some help and take an honest look at yourself,” Penelope Hegseth wrote, stating that she still loved him…

Questions about Mr. Hegseth’s treatment of women have emerged in the weeks since Mr. Trump chose him, a veteran of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, to lead the Pentagon. The issue is expected to be a subject of scrutiny during Senate confirmation hearings.

Reports of his infidelity have focused attention on his character and leadership, particularly for a civilian overseeing the military, where active-duty service members can be subject to prosecution for adultery under the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

Another issue is how the senators will view a rape complaint against Mr. Hegseth filed to police in October 2017 after an incident at a political conference in Monterey, Calif. No charges were ever brought and the complainant has not come forward publicly.

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