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Nom-Nom-Nom (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  October 23, 20253:25 pm| 102 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads

Stone crab season starts on 10/15 each year. I was a little over a week late acquiring the season’s first batch owing to existing engagements, but here’s a sample:

Three crab claws resting on a paprika colored plate.

Are stone crabs a thing outside of Florida? I honestly do not know. These are from the Gulf of Mexico.

Interesting fact about stone crabs: You don’t have to kill the crab to harvest its claw. I’m sure it’s a bummer for the crab to lose the claw — I don’t want to minimize that! — but it grows back.

Also, the reason it’s called a “stone crab” is that the shell is hard as a rock. Some people use those metal nutcracker thingies to crack the shells. Some use a hammer.

I find both of those methods inadequate because the force applied tends to drive shell fragments into the tender and sweet claw meat.

My method is to grip the claw firmly and use the bowl of a large spoon to strike the shell sharply. With the right touch, that cracks the shell so you can peel it without shattering it and driving it into the meat.

Some folks dip stone crab meat into butter, and there’s nothing wrong with that. I prefer to make a sauce with mayo, Dijon, Worcestershire and a few drops of hot sauce.

So, that’s dinner sorted. Poor ol’ Bill can’t eat shellfish due to a hereditary tendency to gout, so the claws are mine. Alllll mine!

Open thread!

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Mistakes Were Made!

by WaterGirl|  September 13, 202511:07 pm| 81 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads

Cold and Wet and No Energy – It Must Be Fall.
This is a JeffreyW photo, so amazing that it is the banner for the Food & Recipes topic here on BJ.

I am using this photo in honor of our beloved JeffreyW, who we recently lost.

Since somebody nearly screwed up their recipe on the Great British Baking Show this week by forgetting to add the flour to their cake mix.  Then I shared my mishap of forgetting to add eggs to the pumpkin pie – I highly recommend that you do not try that at home!

So I thought we might have some fun with a Mistakes Were Made! post.

This can be recipes gone bad.  Or the thing you forgot, or the ingredient you used thinking it was something else.  Or some recipe that you made up that did not turn out as you hoped.  Or the time you made your beautiful [whatever] and you dropped it or the dog ate it or one of the guest was allergic to it.

You get the idea, right!  If mistakes were made and it was related to food, or it’s food adjacent – maybe you weren’t even cooking at all, just some disaster while you were eating somewhere –  this is the place for it.

 

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Open Thread: Where’s the Beef?

by Anne Laurie|  July 28, 20256:47 pm| 68 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You

Beef prices in the U.S. have climbed to record highs. Learn more on why, plus recipes to make the most out of the beef you've purchased.

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) July 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM

… The average price of a pound of ground beef rose to $6.12 in June, up nearly 12% from a year ago, according to U.S. government data. The average price of all uncooked beef steaks rose 8% to $11.49 per pound…

But this is not a recent phenomenon. Beef prices have been steadily rising over the past 20 years because the supply of cattle remains tight while beef remains popular.

In fact, the U.S. cattle herd has been steadily shrinking for decades. As of Jan. 1, the U.S. had 86.7 million cattle and calves, down 8% from the most recent peak in 2019. That is the lowest number of cattle since 1951, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture…

… in 2020, a three-year drought began that dried out pastures and raised the cost of feed for cattle, according to the American Farm Bureau. Drought has continued to be a problem across the West since then, and the price of feed has put more pressure on ranchers who already operate on slim profit margins.

In response, many farmers slaughtered more female cattle than usual, which helped beef supplies in the short term but lowered the size of future herds. Lower cattle supplies has raised prices…

President Donald Trump’s tariffs have yet to have a major impact on beef prices but they could be another factor that drives prices higher because the U.S. imports more than 4 billion pounds of beef every year.

Much of what is imported is lean beef trimmings that meatpackers mix with fattier beef produced in the U.S. to produce the varieties of ground beef that domestic consumers want. Much of that lean beef comes from Australia and New Zealand that have only seen a 10% tariff, but some of it comes from Brazil where Trump has threatened tariffs as high as 50%.

If the tariffs remain in place long-term, meat processors will have to pay higher prices on imported lean beef. It wouldn’t be easy for U.S. producers to replace because the country’s system is geared toward producing fattier beef known for marbled steaks…

Nelson said that recently the drought has eased — allowing pasture conditions to improve — and grain prices are down thanks to the drop in export demand for corn because of the tariffs. Those factors, combined with the high cattle prices might persuade more ranchers to keep their cows and breed them to expand the size of their herds.

Even if ranchers decided to raise more cattle to help replace those imports, it would take at least two years to breed and raise them. And it wouldn’t be clear if that is happening until later this fall when ranchers typically make those decisions…

Trump take beef

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— mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) July 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM


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Only if this doesn’t become a more pervasive problem: www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-n…

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— Don’t Look Up 75 (@dontlookup75.bsky.social) July 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM


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Accidental shootings with deer rifles in suburbs are what's going to make a comeback.

— alarmist morisette (@technicalsquirrel.bsky.social) July 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM


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Also it would massively economically hit his own base and I'm pretty sure the treat centric squishy middle class is gonna -love- it.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) July 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM


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The all stick no carrot presidency crashes forward

— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) July 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM

Mandatory, especially at the moment, musical coda:

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Years and Years (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  July 12, 20253:08 pm| 98 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads, Politics, TV & Movies

I’ve been dealing with a particularly persistent and annoying bout of insomnia (a lifelong problem). Sometimes I’ll reread favorite books and rewatch movies and TV series when sleep is hopelessly elusive.

Recently, I rewatched BBC/HBO’s six-part series “Years and Years,” which stars Emma Thompson, Rory Kinnear, Anne Reid and other notables. If I recall correctly, we discussed it here in comments several years back, when it was current in the U.S.?

I may even have shared a link to the clip below? I can’t remember and can’t be arsed to look it up.

Anyway, for those who haven’t seen it, “Years and Years” is a dystopian drama that follows an extended family through 15 years of political, social and economic turmoil. The action opens the year of the series’ real-life release, 2019.

I think I first saw it in 2020-2021 or thereabouts because I think I remember being smugly relieved that they got the 2020 U.S. election wrong (they had Trump winning reelection). In the series, Emma Thompson plays a corrupt, Trump-style clown who becomes the UK’s PM.

Each episode contains scenes that set the timeline, which extends to 2034. One shows the family matriarch (Reid) sadly watching TV coverage of the 2022 death of Queen Elizabeth II. Remember, the series was released in 2019, so the writers correctly predicted the year the Queen would die. Given QE2’s advanced years, I put that down to a lucky guess.

That said, having just watched it again, I’m impressed anew by how much they got right about the ensuing years. God help us, Trump is back. The world is going to shit in all kinds of ways, what with corrupt oligarchs consolidating power, climate change, conspiracy theory madness, technological advances that outstrip humanity’s ability to handle the fallout, social fragmentation, etc.

The following scene contains at least one major spoiler, but I include it because the family matriarch sums up her view of how we weaved the handbasket that’s currently conveying us all to hell.

She’s not wrong. Anyway, it sure as fuck didn’t help lull me to sleep, watching that damn show again.

So, I’m going to go make a giant tray of lasagna. It is my firm opinion that a dystopian timeline cries out for lasagna. I’ll share a pic later, if it’s a photogenic lasagna.

For now, here’s a photo of an extremely photogenic gopher tortoise I met on the trail earlier today. As you can see, it is not worried a bit about anything. I wished it a good day, and we went our separate ways.

Gopher tortoise on a dusty trail.

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Tuesday Afternoon Open Thread: Natural History

by Anne Laurie|  May 27, 20253:07 pm| 115 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads

The only reason you love chocolate is because of FUNGUS.
Cacao seeds contain high amounts of polyphenols, making them intensely bitter & unpleasant. There are two natural fungi that do the heavy lifting in turning them into chocolate.
Let's do a quick tour of the process of chocolate making.

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— c0nc0rdance (@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social) May 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM

Seed pods grow directly on the trunk or main branches of the Theobroma cacao (unlike most fruit that grows on branch-ends).
Pods are broken open & pulp allowed to liquefy on grates ("sweating"). Then a fermentation in piles or tubs for 3-7 days.
The final step is sun-drying then shipment.

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— c0nc0rdance (@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social) May 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM

There are two fungi naturally found on seed pods:
1. Picha kudriavzevii (a unicellular yeast)
2. Geotrichum candidum (multicellular fungus)
Also present are lactic acid & acetic acid bacteria. Between them all they acidify & break down as much as 90% of the bitter polyphenols.

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— c0nc0rdance (@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social) May 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM

Along the way, they kill the plant embryo, preventing germination. They also release peptides & amino acids from the seed, adding flavor elements.
The result of this fermentation is a smooth-tasting, high-fat seed that doesn't rot easily & won't germinate in transport.

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— c0nc0rdance (@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social) May 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM

After roasting, grinding, mixing with sugar, 'conching' (mixing & aeration), and tempering… we have the delicious taste & texture we love.
But we haven't explored the *dark side* of these lovable fungi yet!

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— c0nc0rdance (@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social) May 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM

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P. kudriavzevii is ALSO an emerging human pathogen & is naturally resistant to standard anti-fungal therapy.
Most disease is associated with newborns, those with immunocompromise, the elderly. It's an opportunist: as happy to eat YOU as a cacao pod.

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— c0nc0rdance (@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social) May 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM

Geotrichum is well established as a fungus of aged cheese rinds & there are >100 species in the genus… but some of them are opportunistic pathogens with mortality rates above 70%, especially in cancer patients & the immunocompromised.

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— c0nc0rdance (@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social) May 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM

That's the bargain we make with fungi: they make things more edible or tasty for us, but it's a Faustian deal with a devil that would just as happily eat US.
For now, however, victory is ours!

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— c0nc0rdance (@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social) May 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM

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Drunken Aunties Cookie Night Report: TNG

by Betty Cracker|  December 21, 20242:06 pm| 50 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads

I had intended to sorta live-blog DACN, but it got away from me.

This bumble happened:

Cookie decorated with coconut and blue icing to resemble the abomnable snowman.

Jesus.

But the real action was a profound change in the event’s dynamics: The kids stepped up this year.

We aunties basically told them what we had already baked, where the decorating supplies and equipment were, where the recipes lived, etc. Then we retired to the patio fire pit with snacks and cocktails in hand and let the kids get to it. They made us proud!

An array of festive cookies arranged on a truck-shaped Christmas cookie plate.

Above is a small sample that does not capture the wide array of confections. They got creative!

For example, the kids innovated with a plate of my failed camel cookies. Let me explain.

My spritz cookie gun has a mold that supposedly makes camel-shaped cookies:

Round metal cookie mold.

I had not tried it before this year. The resulting cookies look like “obese tauntauns,” as my sister put it:

Blob-shaped golden brown cookies.

The kids elevated these pitiable blobs by adding chocolate and toasted mini marshmallows to create a s’mores-like sandwich cookie. Clever!

We’ll have to change the name of the annual baking event when we pass the torch to the next generation for real. Genders in the teen/young adult set participate in equal numbers. That makes me happy. Progress!

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Cooking and Baking – What Not To Do

by WaterGirl|  November 30, 20244:25 pm| 298 Comments

This post is in: Food, Food & Recipes

So I just put a pumpkin pie in the oven.  As I was making it I re-read the ingredients list multiple times because I have fucked up pumpkin pie twice.

First time, I forgot to add the eggs.  That was not good.

The second time, I set the timer so I could turn the oven down from 425 to 350 after 15 minutes, and I got up and turned off the timer without turning down the temperature.

Let’s just say that the results each time were suboptimal!

My third specialty is putting something on the stove to reheat it, or putting water on to boil so I can make my cocoa-wheats.  (Fuck you cocoa-wheats haters.  Fight me.)   I find that nothing good happens when you forget to turn the knob on the stove to, you know, add the heat.

Anyone else have anything to contribute on this front?

*No politics, no hot takes, no blaming, no predicting, no whining about emojis, no random music links.  Just cooking and baking.

Can we do it?   Will this post win the award for the fewest comments ever?  I guess we’ll find out!

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