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Rose Judson

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A broad abroad, Rose is a Pennsylvanian based in the UK. She spent 16 years lurking on Balloon-Juice before joining as a writer in Sept 2024. She hosts the Books of All Time podcast.

And Now for Something Completely Different: A Bit of Old-School Sexism

by Rose Judson|  October 3, 20252:27 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Religion, Assholes

There are so many things to be alarmed about in either of the countries I pay tax to, and it can be hard to get one’s arms around any one topic when the outrages and anxieties come so thick and so fast. Here, however, is a juicy little rage-nugget for you all to chew on this Friday. The Archbishopric of Canterbury has been vacant for about a year, and today it was announced that Sarah Mullally, current Bishop of London, will take up the seat in January.

She is, obviously, the first woman to serve in the role, and her appointment is especially momentous when you consider that women have only been ordained as bishops in the Anglican Church for 10 years. Mullally, who appears to be about as liberal as it’s possible for someone high up in the Church of England to be, will become the spiritual leader of the Church (Charles is, of course, in charge). Aside from her sex and gender, she also brings some interesting past experience to the position: she is a former cancer nurse, and from 1999-2004, she was the NHS’s chief nursing officer in England. She steps into the archbishopric at a time when religious and ethnic tensions are high. Her first public remarks as archbishop-designate included messages of condolence for the victims of yesterday’s horrific synagogue attack in Manchester.

And how did Sky News break this story? By discussing who her husband is, obvs:

screen grab of a story on the Sky News website describing the new Archbishop of Canterbury as some guy's wife, FFS

“Woman” may have been named to a position of authority, but Sky News will be damned if it actually names her, too. I can imagine the headlines when the Archbishop inevitably says something that pisses the right-wing press off: “Will no-one rid us of this meddlesome Eamonn Mullally’s wife?”

Open thread.

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In Search of Medical Advice (Not Really)

by Rose Judson|  September 28, 20252:20 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: Healthcare, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, Assholes, It's Totally Not Eugenics, The Horrors

Does anyone know how I can contact the president? The Child, who has autism, spiked a fever today and I am concerned about giving her asceda… asceta… paracetamol, as the Brits call it. She has a very hardy constitution and this is probably only the seventh or eighth time she’s had a fever in her life. Will giving her paracetamol activate a new autistic interest? I find most of them charming: moths, snakes, practical effects used in the first dozen or so Godzilla movies, Anne Boleyn. But I worry that she might start trying to build a nuclear reactor in our garden shed or worse, get really into trains, and I can’t afford the time or money involved with either of those hobbies. Pokemon nearly broke me.

A white girl with long dark hair wearing pink sunglasses, a Pokemon-themed mask, and brown pointy Eevee ears, looks at the camera on a sunny urban street
The Child c. 2021, during her peak Pokemon phase

Conversely, if I do give her paracetamol, is there a way I can manipulate the dosage to seed a special interest that would benefit me, such as a love of folding the laundry? Or does the fact that I exercised a lot while pregnant and/or had her vaccinated according to a schedule—apparently these could both be how I “gave” her autism—negate all this? I just don’t want to mess her up anymore than I already have, because, as we know, autism is the worst possible condition and her life is basically ruined because of it, according to these motherfuckers.

As you’re all aware, I live abroad, so if I missed another key press conference by the president or the amazing talking garbage disposal currently in charge of HHS this week, do let me know.

And apologies for not checking in for a while; my work life has been fucking insane since late July.

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RIP Tom Lehrer, A True American Genius

by Rose Judson|  July 27, 20251:20 pm| 88 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, RIP

Musical satirist Tom Lehrer, the composer of “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park”, “The Vatican Rag,” and many, many other memorable tunes, has passed away at the age of 97. He retired from writing songs in the 60s, and even went so far as to transfer the rights to his music into the public domain in 2020. You can read the NYT obituary via archive.is here. It contains a good summary of his attitude toward his career:

Mr. Lehrer’s lyrics were nimble, sometimes salacious and almost always sardonic, sung to music that tended to be maddeningly cheerful. Accompanying himself on piano, he performed in nightclubs, in concert and on records that his admirers purchased, originally by mail order only, in the hundreds of thousands.
But his entertainment career ultimately took a back seat to academia. In his heart he never quit his day job; he just took a few sabbaticals.
He stopped performing in 1960 after only a few years, resumed briefly in 1965 and then stopped for good in 1967. His music was ultimately just a momentary detour in an academic career that included teaching posts at Harvard, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and the University of California, and even a stint with the Atomic Energy Commission.
As popular as his songs were, Mr. Lehrer never felt entirely comfortable performing them. “I don’t feel the need for anonymous affection,” he told The New York Times in 2000. “If they buy my records, I love that. But I don’t think I need people in the dark applauding.”

97 is a good, long life, but the passing of a real American genius always causes a pang.

Here’s my personal favorite of his:

And here’s British actor Daniel Radcliffe (most famous for playing Harry Potter, but a self-described Lehrer superfan), performing “The Elements” on Graham Norton’s chat show a few years back:

I know a lot of Jackals are fans of his. Open thread, with the hope you’ll all share songs, anecdotes, etc.

 

UPDATE to add this very funny anecdote:

2 Chainz sampled Tom Lehrer's The Old Dope Peddler 60 years after it had been recorded. Lehrer's response to the license request: "As sole copyright owner of 'The Old Dope Peddler', I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?"

RIP TOM

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— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.lol) 27 July 2025 at 18:17

 

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Quick, Someone Make a Ham Sandwich

by Rose Judson|  July 26, 20254:20 pm| 12 Comments

This post is in: Criminal Justice, Immigration, Justice, Open Threads, The Horrors

You’ve all heard the saying about grand juries — you could get them to indict a ham sandwich. Well, grand juries in LA seem to not be taking the bait when it comes to prosecuting people protesting ICE raids and kidnappings. According to the LA Times:

Although [Trump-appointed U.S. Attorney Bill Essayli’s] office filed felony cases against at least 38 people for alleged misconduct that either took place during last month’s protests or near the sites of immigration raids, many have been dismissed or reduced to misdemeanor charges.

In total, he has secured only seven indictments, which usually need to be obtained no later than 21 days after the filing of a criminal complaint. Three other cases have been resolved via plea deal, records show.

The three officials who spoke to The Times on condition of anonymity said prosecutors have struggled to get several protest-related cases past grand juries, which need only to find probable cause that a crime has been committed in order to move forward. That is a much lower bar than the “beyond a reasonable doubt” standard required for a criminal conviction.

Five cases have been dismissed without prejudice — meaning they could be refiled — and records show nine have been filed as misdemeanors, which do not require a grand jury indictment to proceed. In some cases, prosecutors reduced charges against defendants to misdemeanors after repeatedly falling short at the grand jury stage, according to the three officials….

Legal experts said Essayli’s low number of indictments raised concerns about the strength of the cases he is filing.

Carley Palmer, a former federal prosecutor in L.A. who is now a partner at Halpern May Ybarra Gelberg, said the grand jury’s repeated rejection of cases was “a strong indication that the priorities of the prosecutor’s office are out of sync with the priorities of the general community.”

Huh, no kidding. I wonder if future jury members in other communities may be similarly inclined, given the revelations about the online company various ICE goons in suits keep. Here’s an excerpt from a February story from the Texas Observer, “ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account,” that may have passed you by at the time:

Since GlomarResponder was first created in 2012, the account has posted hateful, xenophobic, and pro-fascist content. “America is a White nation, founded by Whites. … Our country should favor us,” GlomarResponder wrote last month. “All blacks are foreign to my people, dumb fuck,” the account posted in September of last year. “Freedom of association hasn’t existed in this country since 1964 at the absolute latest,” GlomarResponder wrote four months prior, further clarifying the post was referring to the Civil Rights Act of 1964 in a reply to a comment. “I’m not a commie, I’m a fascist,” GlomarResponder posted a couple weeks later. “Fascists solve communist problems. Get your insults right, retard.”

In August, GlomarResponder posted: “‘Migrants’ are all criminals.” Two months later, GlomarResponder shared an image that reads: “It is our holy duty to guard against the foreign hordes.”

There’s a lot more in that vein, but I’ll spare you. (Also, GlomarResponder, you dipshit, commies very famously solved the fascist problem during WWII. Christ.)

Given that ICE has been provided with an absolute avalanche of cash to act out the fantasies of people like Essayli and GlomarResponder (a/k/a James Rodden), they may yet find a way to circumvent grand juries. But I’m glad that they’re throwing a little sand in the gears in the meantime.

“In the matter of Bondi vs. Ham Sandwich, we the jury find the defendant not guilty on all counts.”

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— Bill Grueskin (@bgrueskin.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM

Ugh. Fuck everything. Open thread.

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LET THEM FIGHT

by Rose Judson|  July 18, 20255:54 pm| 113 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes, Good News For Conservatives, Let Us Savor

Donald Trump is suing Rupert Murdoch, the Wall Street Journal, and Dow Jones for libel over yesterday’s story about the birthday letter he allegedly wrote to Jeffrey Epstein several years ago. Via the BBC:

We are still waiting for more on Trump’s lawsuit but preliminary court documents show it was filed in the Southern District of Florida federal court in Miami.

Besides the Wall Street Journal’s parent company and owner Rupert Murdoch, the two reporters who broke the story yesterday are also listed as defendants: Khadeeja Safdar and Joseph Palazzolo.

According to their staff profile on the paper’s website, Safdar is an enterprise reporter based in New York while Palazzolo is an investigative reporter.

Palazzolo has won three Pulitzer Prizes, most recently this year, while Khadeeja Safdar was a finalist in 2020.

Legal eagles on Bluesky raised their eyebrows at the fact that the suit names individual reporters. If any of the many JDs in the Jackaltariat can speak to why that’s so, please do.

And yes, I know: So many things this man has done in the past have reeked of flop sweat and seemed doomed to fail, and then — ah, well, nevertheless:

LET THEM FIGHT

Still, I think it is the sign of a balanced mind to be able to accept that this lawsuit may not harm him while simultaneously being able to cherish this present moment for a while, knowing that he is somewhere in Washington, sphincter-puckeringly furious and flailing.

Open thread.

UPDATE: New details are coming out about this, and it appears the president has filed this pro se. As in, representing himself:

Wait: pro se? PRO SE? He’s a business tycoon and the f’ing president of the United States, and he filed a suit representing _himself_?! (*uproariously cackles*)

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— Greg Greene (he/him/his) (@greene.haus) July 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM

To quote a fictional media tycoon loosely based on Rupert Murdoch:

LET THEM FIGHT 2

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Donald Trump Boosts Higher Ed Enrollments

by Rose Judson|  July 17, 20254:59 pm| 42 Comments

This post is in: Education, Foreign Affairs, The Horrors, UK NOT OK

… in Britain, that is. Per the Financial Times, there’s been a double-digit jump in American undergrads applying to UK universities: (Archive.is link to avoid paywall here.)

Data published by the UK’s university admissions service on Thursday showed 7,930 US students applied for undergraduate courses starting this autumn, an annual rise of 13.9 per cent and the highest number since records began in 2006.  Student recruiters said the data reflected the Trump administration’s assault on the higher education sector, with elite institutions including Harvard and Columbia at the centre of a battle over federal funding and academic freedom.

Mark Bennett, vice-president of research and insight at Keystone Education Group, an international student recruitment company, said Americans had been deterred from domestic study by Trump’s threats to cut funding and revoke student visas.

From slashing financial aid to meddling in enrollment standards to trying to break institutional accreditation, you don’t need me to remind you that Trump is befuckifying one of America’s crown jewels. Trouble is, will UK universities be able to handle the influx? The higher ed sector over here is in pretty deep shit, too, with a financial polycrisis threatening a shocking number of institutions. Here’s an excerpt from a June explainer by The Week:

In the last academic year, a third of the UK‘s 150 or so higher education institutions had only enough funds to last for 100 days, with an increasing number facing “a material risk of closure” unless they dramatically cut costs or merge over the next few years….

University leaders from the Russell Group warned that these proposals could make the UK “less competitive internationally”, further hitting their finances. The latest annual health check of the sector by the Office for Students (OfS) found that 43% of universities are facing budget deficits.

So roughly 50 of the UK’s universities are essentially living paycheck to paycheck. I can only imagine that they’ll welcome American undergrads with open arms, given that international students have to pay a premium on tuition.

Do note, however, that even with the mark-up, a three-year bachelor’s degree at a UK university could come out costing American students less than earning a degree from a selective private college at home, especially if they apply to schools where the cost of living is a little less painful — e.g., outside of London, Oxford, or Cambridge. I fully expect to hear more American accents in my runs along the canal near my grad school alma mater this autumn.

And who knows? Perhaps they’ll be all moved in and orientated in time for the big man’s visit. Not that it’s going to be quite so flashy an affair this time: the King has scheduled Donald for the royal equivalent of a loose hang, rather than an out-and-out celebration of the “Special Relationship”.

He’ll be here from September 17–19, which is when the House of Commons will be in recess. That means he won’t address them (though it’s possible he could address the Lords). He’ll also be staying at not at Buckingham Palace, but at Windsor Castle — an impressive place, no doubt, but it’s well out of central London. There’ll be a banquet attended by all the senior members of the royal family, well out of public view.

Perhaps he and Charles can compare their swollen hands and ankles. Or perhaps he and Andrew can reminisce about their late mutual pal, Jeffrey.

Time will tell. Meanwhile, some Londoners are already decorating in advance of the president’s arrival:

London is getting ready for Trump’s visit

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— WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM

You could say that’s not nice to do to a guest, but, you know: honi soit qui mal y pense. Open thread.

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Fox News Friday Open Thread

by Rose Judson|  July 11, 20256:16 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Nature, Open Threads, The Horrors

No, not that Fox News. I just mean I have some fox news:

Fox News Respite Open Thread

Foxes are to urban and suburban Britain as raccoons are to large midwestern North American cities. They’re wild animals, and I don’t have any illusions about taming them or anything like that. But this guy or gal has been visiting early in the morning looking for any leftovers in the stray cats’ bowls, and is quite photogenic. A friend suggested Scraps as a name, and The Child approved.

It’s hot here – not southwestern US hot, but it was 93° F today. The UK doesn’t really do residential air conditioning, and as I’m functionally blind in one eye, I walk most places. I’m weary from this week’s  marches to and from school with The Child. I’m weary from work, which is usually quiet this time of year but is currently full-on. I’m very weary from the last ten days* of actual news, and I feel guilty about feeling weary: I don’t live in the US anymore, and to date none of my family are directly impacted by anything other than higher prices, though we worry for members of the family in science- and higher ed-related jobs. Also, I am a freelancer, so more work always means more money for me.

Still, I feel drained, and trying to unplug from the news doesn’t work. I’m behind on one or two things for work. I only have half of the next episode of my podcast finished, and it’s due to publish Sunday. But I’m going away overnight tomorrow anyway, for a one-night “camping” trip on a friend’s property where a 19th-century farmhouse restoration is in progress, and where we will eat and drink too much and play a tabletop Call of Cthulhu game. I’ve been feeling, lately, like I should snatch these dumb, irresponsible moments where I can.

Happy Friday, kinda. I hope you like Scraps the Fox.

*Last 8–9 months of news, really, but the last 10 days have been a vortex of awful. You get it.

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