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Ballroom Blitz (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  August 1, 20258:52 am| 212 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, General Stupidity

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John covered Trump’s plan to build a tacky, golden ballroom onto the White House in last night’s open thread, but goddamn, look at this hideous and cheap imitation of the Winter Palace! It looks like an ad from Crazy Liberace’s Discount Gold Flock Warehouse.

Tacky gold ballroom

In a White House statement that is equal parts self-congratulatory and defensive, Trump’s incompetent flaks note that the current arrangement is unacceptable because large gatherings require erecting an “unsightly tent” located “approximately 100 yards away from the main building entrance.”

Translation: this exceeds Trump’s maximum waddling distance, so he has to be transported there by golf cart, which is embarrassing.

President Trump, and other patriot donors, have generously committed to donating the funds necessary to build this approximately $200 million dollar structure. The United States Secret Service will provide the necessary security enhancements and modifications.

I guaran-damn-tee y’all this is a grift-o-rama, just like the Qatari “gift” plane, for which the Trump administration stole nearly a billion dollars that were set aside to secure our aging nuclear missile silos, all to make sure Donald Trump can shit in a golden toilet at 30K feet.

The White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles said the following: “President Trump is a builder at heart and has an extraordinary eye for detail. The President and the Trump White House are fully committed to working with the appropriate organizations to preserving the special history of the White House while building a beautiful ballroom that can be enjoyed by future Administrations and generations of Americans to come.”

More bullshit. Trump is a fucking CROOK at heart, Suze, and you know it. (An aside: I look forward to Wiles’ eventual tell-all — hopefully authored from a minimum security Club Fed facility — after the fascist Trump regime reaches its inevitable sticky end. Wiles is evil but not stupid.)

Open thread.

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    1. 1.

      prufrock

      August 1, 2025 at 8:56 am

      We might have to invite the Brits to come burn down the White House a second time.

      Reply
    2. 2.

      rikyrah

      August 1, 2025 at 9:00 am

      Good Morning Everyone 😊 😊 😊

      Reply
    3. 3.

      Baud

      August 1, 2025 at 9:01 am

      @rikyrah:

      Good morning.

      Reply
    4. 4.

      Lapassionara

      August 1, 2025 at 9:08 am

      Just when I think things can’t get worse, they get worse.

      Reply
    5. 5.

      Suzanne

      August 1, 2025 at 9:08 am

      I noted last night that these are essentially what we call “white box” renderings, which means that the final product will look a lot different when it’s done. We do renders in this style early in the project, before materials are selected. So when there’s paint and flooring and curtains and all that stuff, it’s likely to look somewhat less flashy/trashy.

      What I think looks deeply ungood are the exterior renders. It looks like Fake History Crap architecture, and it’s this chonky box, which kind of throws off the symmetry of the building elevation.

      Reply
    6. 6.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 9:09 am

      Large ballroom to compensate for small ball room elsewhere?
      //

      Reply
    7. 7.

      Suzanne

      August 1, 2025 at 9:11 am

      Oh, and if anyone thinks they’re coming in on a $200 million budget, or that they’re finishing this soon enough for FFOTUS to use it….. LMAO.

      Reply
    8. 8.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 9:12 am

      @Suzanne

      “Back to the drawing board. He wants the windows all shaped like the letter T.”

      Reply
    9. 9.

      SFAW

      August 1, 2025 at 9:13 am

      President Trump, and other patriot donors, have generously committed to donating the funds necessary to build this approximately $200 million dollar structure.

      Final amount that Fuckhead actually contributes: minus $100 million. [“Minus” because he’s going to “repurpose” that amount into his own pockets.]

      Reply
    10. 10.

      Scout211

      August 1, 2025 at 9:14 am

      Susie Wiles says what?  Her statement reads like a sales campaign.  I thought she was running the White House but I guess she’s also employed as a pitch person for a sales campaign.  But then again, who isn’t in Trump’s campaign?

      Reply
    11. 11.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 9:15 am

      @NotMax

      “And a big beautiful disco ball hanging from the ceiling.”

      Reply
    12. 12.

      Soprano2

      August 1, 2025 at 9:15 am

      @Suzanne: I guess it depends, I’ve seen stuff get built pretty quickly. I agree about the budget, though.

      Reply
    13. 13.

      MazeDancer

      August 1, 2025 at 9:15 am

      Guess there will be no need for approvals or permits. Or dealing with any historical protevtions saying you can’t demo the East Wing.

      Will this be the throne room, too?

      ICYMI, here is VP Harris interview with Colbert.

      Reply
    14. 14.

      twbrandt

      August 1, 2025 at 9:19 am

      It looks like it was inspired by Louis XIV crossed with Saddam Hussein,

      Reply
    15. 15.

      Suzanne

      August 1, 2025 at 9:19 am

      @NotMax: I’m not offended by the idea of adding on architecturally. Honestly, from what I’ve read, a larger room for events has been a desire of many presidents. Hosting events in a tent with all the logistical problems that brings seems less than ideal.

      But, like many architects, I hate when we try to make something contemporary look like the styles of the past. It doesn’t make sense; we use different materials now, and every era has its own look and feel. It usually comes off as a bad copy. There’s so many ways to do additions that honor what’s there without trying to make the new thing look like it’s the same age. Hence: Fake History Crap.

      Reply
    16. 16.

      sab

      August 1, 2025 at 9:19 am

      @prufrock: Why not ask the Canadians to do it instead?

      Reply
    17. 17.

      japa21

      August 1, 2025 at 9:21 am

      @Suzanne: ​
       

      So when there’s paint and flooring and curtains and all that stuff, it’s likely to look somewhat less flashy/trashy.

      Considering Trump, I guarantee you the final product would be more flashy/trashy.

      Reply
    18. 18.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 9:21 am

      Just for fun, Strictly Ballroom.
      ;)

      Reply
    19. 19.

      prufrock

      August 1, 2025 at 9:22 am

      @sab: They’ve become too polite.

      Reply
    20. 20.

      Scout211

      August 1, 2025 at 9:23 am

      For a change of pace this morning, blog favorite Drew Magary reviews the new Naked Gun movie:

      I hate reboots but damnit ‘The Naked Gun’ rules

      The review concludes:

      The fact that, in 2025, I gathered in a room with a bunch of strangers and all of us laughed together. You know how goodthat felt? When’s the last time you laughed with other people, and not while staring at your asshole phone? I’m not sure I’ve had that kind of theater experience since maybe “Borat.” That’s the level Schaffer is operating at here, so he gets all of my respect and then some. This is great comedy, and my fondest wish is that it’ll show other would-be writers and directors how it’s done.

      Does this mean you’re ready for a remake of “Top Secret!”?

      No. You go to hell.

      Reply
    21. 21.

      Suzanne

      August 1, 2025 at 9:25 am

      @MazeDancer: So I dug around last night, and it’s so unclear what is actually happening. The press release said something about starting the project in September, but these renders are concept-level and there’s no drawings. So I can’t tell if they’re totally or partially demolishing the East Wing, or just adding onto it. How much of the site will be changed, and if the existing functions of the East Wing will be relocated into the new building (90,000 SF implies that there’s a lot more than a ballroom being built). Honestly, it looks to me like they are very early in the design process.

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    22. 22.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 9:25 am

      @Suzanne

      In this case, slapped together by the Habitat for Inhumanity.

      Reply
    23. 23.

      Chief Oshkosh

      August 1, 2025 at 9:26 am

      I look forward to Wiles’ eventual tell-all…

      Well, I look forward to Wiles’ stepping on a rake, breaking her nose, and knocking out her two front teeth. I guess YMMV.

      Reply
    24. 24.

      Wapiti

      August 1, 2025 at 9:28 am

      @MazeDancer: There appears to be no need for competitive bidding, either.

      Reply
    25. 25.

      Suzanne

      August 1, 2025 at 9:30 am

      @japa21: Depends. Trump’s personal properties mostly look terrible. The hotel interiors mostly look like standard boring rich person stuff. (Amazing how they all have the same boring taste.) So we’ll see where it lands.

      Reply
    26. 26.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 9:30 am

      @NotMax: Given all the shit Dump has done throughout his miserable life, Dump has enormous balls.

      His micropenis is a different story.

      Hey Satan! (NSFW)

      Reply
    27. 27.

      kindness

      August 1, 2025 at 9:32 am

      The next Democratic president owes it to all of us to demolish Trump’s monstrosity no matter how much Republicans and the right squeel, shriek and whine.  Tear it down.  Ignore the MSM & the right wingers (redundant, I know).

      Reply
    28. 28.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 9:33 am

      @japa21: How many statues of his fat, orange, fascist ass will there be?  How many of Putin?

      Reply
    29. 29.

      Miss Bianca

      August 1, 2025 at 9:34 am

      @Scout211: Ooh, I guess I’m gonna have to lobby for this one at my theater. I loved the original “Naked Gun” series, and part of what made them so effective was that Leslie Neilsen had been such a SEEE-RIOUS dramatic actor. I am guessing that Liam Neesan will have something of that same affect.

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    30. 30.

      Suzanne

      August 1, 2025 at 9:38 am

      @mrmoshpotato: Hey, relax, guy!

      LMAO.

      Reply
    31. 31.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 9:44 am

      Just for additional fun, clip from the woefully overlooked Stepping Out .
      :)

      Reply
    32. 32.

      piratedan

      August 1, 2025 at 9:44 am

      I guess the next step for DJT would be to place his mug alongside the other dudes on Mt. Rushmore.  Perhaps we can convince him to put his attention on that for a while.

      Reply
    33. 33.

      sab

      August 1, 2025 at 9:47 am

      @prufrock: Good point, but they seem to have their gloves off lately about US as neighbors.

      Reply
    34. 34.

      MattF

      August 1, 2025 at 9:47 am

      I suppose there will be marble and everything not marble will be ‘goldish’ (as Terry Pratchett would say). So, high-maintenance, at least at the start.

      ETA: Autocorrect really wanted me to write ‘goldfish’. So, there you go, Auto.

      Reply
    35. 35.

      sab

      August 1, 2025 at 9:49 am

      Google says White House grounds are 16 acres. How much is 90,000 ft?

      ETA 2.0066 acres.

      Reply
    36. 36.

      schrodingers_cat

      August 1, 2025 at 9:50 am

      Did anyone watch KH’s interview by Colbert? My Twitter feed is buzzing with it.

      Reply
    37. 37.

      satby

      August 1, 2025 at 9:50 am

      There’s this tendency to default to this idea that Trump is invincible, right? Either elections will be just canceled or they’ll just be rigged beyond hope. Either way, the central thought is that he has in some sense fundamentally won permanently, right? But there are going to be midterms. I don’t think he’s going to be able to rig them, at least to the degree that he’d like. And people need to start realizing that he wants you to think that he’s invincible so you give up on politics. (Greg Sargent)

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    38. 38.

      Miss Bianca

      August 1, 2025 at 9:50 am

      @sab: survey says…90,000 square feet is about 2 acres.

      Reply
    39. 39.

      MattF

      August 1, 2025 at 9:50 am

      @sab: A little under two football fields.

      Reply
    40. 40.

      New Deal democrat

      August 1, 2025 at 9:52 am

      I hate to change the subject on you all, but this morning’s jobs report merits its own discussion.

      In a word, it was AWFUL.

      I have yet to see a single take trying to downplay its negativity. Not only have there been just 35,000 new jobs created on average in the last three months, but the unemployment rate went up even with the number of people even participating in the labor force going down.

      And all of the leading sectors of employment – manufacturing, residential construction, temporary help, goods production in total – not only all went down, but with revisions are now showing as having declined for three or four months in a row.

      About the only reason this report did not indicate that we are already in a recession is because the headline number remained positive.

      For a sample of the negative takes, here is Carl Quintanilla’s Bluesky feed:

      bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social

      Best take, by E. J. Kalafarski:

      ”Yikes. It’s not often you get 3 months of bad jobs numbers in a single month. I wonder if any major changes to global trade policy happened exactly 3 months ago?”

      Reply
    41. 41.

      schrodingers_cat

      August 1, 2025 at 9:52 am

      @satby: Has this writer been reading BJ comments?

      Reply
    42. 42.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 9:52 am

      @piratedan

      Luckily, geologists have determined there is no more suitable rock on Rushmore. Maybe he will try to get Noem to push for his mug on the Crazy Horse statue.

      Reply
    43. 43.

      Jackie

      August 1, 2025 at 9:56 am

      @piratedan:

      I guess the next step for DJT would be to place his mug alongside the other dudes on Mt. Rushmore.

      A few MAGA Congress critters are already lobbying for this, along with renaming national airports, the Kennedy Center, renaming Washington DC, etc, etc. Ass kissing sycophants.

      Reply
    44. 44.

      piratedan

      August 1, 2025 at 9:56 am

      @NotMax: I find it quaint that you think that DJT will take under advisement anything that might limit his own self glorification :-)

      Reply
    45. 45.

      Scout211

      August 1, 2025 at 9:56 am

      The part of the story that many of the news outlets are emphasizing in their lede is, Trump is “kicking Melania out of the East Wing.”  LOL

      She and her staff are being “temporarily relocated.”  But then where will she go?

      Reply
    46. 46.

      Betty Cracker

      August 1, 2025 at 9:56 am

      @satby: I like The Daily Blast. Short and informative!

      Reply
    47. 47.

      piratedan

      August 1, 2025 at 9:57 am

      @Jackie: I’m all for renaming things in DJT’s name, as long as the normal protocols are followed and it means that he’s dead.

      Reply
    48. 48.

      Sure Lurkalot

      August 1, 2025 at 9:57 am

      @sab: An acre is 43,560 sf. I was in the biz and was taught to remember it by noting the numbers in order and switch the first two, which shouldn’t work but did for me.

      Reply
    49. 49.

      MattF

      August 1, 2025 at 9:57 am

      @NotMax: Just replace Teddy.

      Reply
    50. 50.

      Jackie

      August 1, 2025 at 10:00 am

      @New Deal democrat:

      I hate to change the subject on you all, but this morning’s jobs report merits its own discussion.

      In a word, it was AWFUL.

      It’s ALL Jerome Powell’s fault! //

      Reply
    51. 51.

      Suzanne

      August 1, 2025 at 10:04 am

      @sab: The exterior renders show that the building is at least two stories, so it’s not going to cover that much of the site.

      Reply
    52. 52.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 10:04 am

      @MattF

      AI will fix it.
      //

      Reply
    53. 53.

      satby

      August 1, 2025 at 10:04 am

      @schrodingers_cat: pretty much most social media anywhere right now is the same. Whole transcript was good, BTW.

      Reply
    54. 54.

      satby

      August 1, 2025 at 10:05 am

      @Scout211: NYC and back to her happy place, nowhere near her husband.

      Reply
    55. 55.

      sab

      August 1, 2025 at 10:06 am

      @Scout211: Thanks to Covid and DOGE there are lots of unoccupied buildings around DC.

      Reply
    56. 56.

      me

      August 1, 2025 at 10:07 am

      Make AmercianSoviet cars great again!

      Reply
    57. 57.

      sab

      August 1, 2025 at 10:07 am

      @Sure Lurkalot: That is a helpful mnemonic. Thanks.

      Reply
    58. 58.

      satby

      August 1, 2025 at 10:08 am

      @Betty Cracker: I do too. People who say they only get their news here now, 😭.

      Reply
    59. 59.

      The Other Bob

      August 1, 2025 at 10:08 am

      @New Deal democrat:

      I hate to change the subject on you all, but this morning’s jobs report merits its own discussion.

      In a word, it was AWFUL.

      I am so confused.  Shouldn’t all those unemployed folks be able to scoop up all the vacant farm and construction jobs now that we are kicking out all the immigrants? /s

      Reply
    60. 60.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 10:12 am

      @The Other Bob

      I hear ICE is hiring.

      Reply
    61. 61.

      Hoodie

      August 1, 2025 at 10:12 am

      This POS is never going to happen. It’s just another bribery vehicle and some narcissistic supply for Trump. The “new” AF1 is similar. I think his staff encourages this stuff to keep him happy and let them pursue their own nefarious agendas. Seeing the pictures from his trip to Scotland, he increasingly looks old and shriveling. At that ribbon cutting for his golf course he stands next to his middle aged sons, who make him look small and hunched. His ankles are swelling and he has bruises on his hands. I think he’s probably scared shitless of dying and is desperate to anything to distract himself from the reality that he’s old and declining.

      Reply
    62. 62.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 10:14 am

      @Suzanne: I don’t remember the last time I watched South Park, but the new season is set up on my DVR.

      Reply
    63. 63.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 10:15 am

      @Hoodie

      But – but- according to Junior, “My father is hot.”

      Reply
    64. 64.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 10:17 am

      @schrodingers_cat: The extended interview is on the Late Show’s YouTube page.  Clocks in at just under 30 minutes.

      Reply
    65. 65.

      karensky

      August 1, 2025 at 10:19 am

      @NotMax: Ooo, snap! Thanks

      Reply
    66. 66.

      satby

      August 1, 2025 at 10:20 am

      Damnit Joe Walsh, quit making me agree with you (except the respectfully part):

      Respectfully @Chris Cillizza, yes both parties have problems, but to claim any sort of equivalence in their “suckiness” is way off base. Dems got big issues and have grown elitist & out of touch, but the GOP is a fascist-embracing party at war with democracy & the rule of law. There is NO comparison between the threats these two “prize fighters” present. And btw, you complain that you’re told to “line up behind one of the two parties no matter what.” Yes, if you believe, as I do, that the GOP is a real threat to democracy & the rule of law, then hell yes you must line up behind the Dems, warts & all, to defend democracy. Hell yes! That’s what I’ve done. Happy to discuss anytime.

      Reply
    67. 67.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 10:20 am

      @NotMax:

      Maybe he will try to get Noem to push for his mug on the Crazy Horse statue. 

      His mugshot?

      Reply
    68. 68.

      Jeffg166

      August 1, 2025 at 10:22 am

      He’s turning the White House into a wedding venue that will be rented out. For a fee he will appear in bridal photos.

      Reply
    69. 69.

      sab

      August 1, 2025 at 10:23 am

      @Suzanne: Wow. It looks like any old 19th century midwestern bank only bigger.

      Reply
    70. 70.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 10:23 am

      @satby: I’m hoping she takes her Eurotrash racist birther ass back to Slovenia.

      Reply
    71. 71.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 10:27 am

      @Jeffg166

      “I’m going to the dressing rooms to check on the flower girls.”

      Reply
    72. 72.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 10:30 am

      @Hoodie:

      I think he’s probably scared shitless of dying and is desperate to anything to distract himself from the reality that he’s old and declining. 

      Because of who will be first to piss on his grave?

      Reply
    73. 73.

      Princess Leia

      August 1, 2025 at 10:30 am

      @NotMax: And offering student loan cancelation as a perk!

      Reply
    74. 74.

      Chief Oshkosh

      August 1, 2025 at 10:30 am

      @piratedan: It’d be great if someone convinced him to instead add his facsimile to Stone Mountain, riding his golf cart alongside the other treason-committing shitbirds on their horses. May as well concentrate all the awfulness. And who knows, maybe Trump’s contractors will fuck up and wipeout the entire “monument” to the worst people in our country’s history.

      Reply
    75. 75.

      Ohio Mom

      August 1, 2025 at 10:31 am

      @NotMax: You are on a roll today. I’d ask what you for breakfast* but I have no idea off the top of my head what time zone Hawaii is in and what your most recent meal was.

      Seriously, I don’t think we Juicers/Jackals remember enough to remind you how much your sharp wit enhances this dive blog.

      * When Ohio Son was in elementary school and had had a good day, his teachers would tell me, “Today was a great day, whatever you fed Son, give it to him again tomorrow” To which I replied, “He had an Eggo waffle, the same thing he had yesterday when he drove you nuts.”

      Reply
    76. 76.

      artem1s

      August 1, 2025 at 10:31 am

      @prufrock:

      We might have to invite the Brits to come burn down the White House a second time.

      I wish I could upvote this a thousand times. Nominating it for rotating tag. Even out of context everyone will know what/who it’s about.

      Reply
    77. 77.

      RevRick

      August 1, 2025 at 10:32 am

      @NotMax: Since he’s going to Hell, I’d say pre hot.

      Reply
    78. 78.

      Suzanne

      August 1, 2025 at 10:32 am

      @sab:

      It looks like any old 19th century midwestern bank only bigger. 

      Yeah, it is a big-ol’ disappointment.

      Reply
    79. 79.

      Harrison Wesley

      August 1, 2025 at 10:33 am

      @Hoodie: He’s desperate enough to do anything except exercise and eat a healthy diet.

      Reply
    80. 80.

      oldgold

      August 1, 2025 at 10:34 am

      Uh oh! The chaos and tariffs are starting to bite.

      U.S. employers added a disappointing 73,000 jobs in July as payroll growth slowed. The unemployment rate rose from 4.1% to 4.2%.

      Even more concerning: Job gains for May and June were revised down by a whopping 258,000. Payroll gains for May have now been revised from 144,000 to 19,000 and June’s additions were downgraded from 147,000 to 14,000!

      Reply
    81. 81.

      Ohio Mom

      August 1, 2025 at 10:36 am

      @New Deal democrat: I know the job market is awful because Ohio Son’s job developer (job developer is disability-speak for agency staff who help you find and keep a job) said so.

      She looks to be in her 50s, so after three decades in the field, she’s seen it all. It’s all the sighing she does when she talks about the job market that scares me.

      Reply
    82. 82.

      satby

      August 1, 2025 at 10:36 am

      @Suzanne: real Palace of Versailles vibe.

      Reply
    83. 83.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 10:37 am

      Chicago Has Worst Air Quality In The World As Lollapalooza Starts

      Woo hoo! /S

      Reply
    84. 84.

      trollhattan

      August 1, 2025 at 10:38 am

      @oldgold: On the topic of our most geneeus finance presnit….

      “Supply constraints and high demand have driven up the cost of beef, with 100% ground beef prices in June surpassing $6 per pound for the first time since data collection started in the 1980s,” USA Today reports.

      Reply
    85. 85.

      schrodingers_cat

      August 1, 2025 at 10:38 am

      @Ohio Mom: We were told that Joe Biden’s full employment economy meant zilch by self anointed progressives no less because 25 year olds didn’t have the house of their dreams

      Media was fixated on the moderate inflation we had and they hardly ever spoke about the full employment economy.

      Reply
    86. 86.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 10:40 am

      @Ohio Mom

      ::blushes, digs toes of the Birkenstocks into the sand:: Aw, shucks. Thanks for that.

      Reply
    87. 87.

      Omnes Omnibus

      August 1, 2025 at 10:40 am

      @satby: No, Temu Versailles vibe.

      Reply
    88. 88.

      satby

      August 1, 2025 at 10:42 am

      @Ohio Mom: that’s a job I only lasted in 2 months when I got promoted from being a job coach. People who can do it are heros. I bailed after two months of dealing with the bigotry and ignorance. I’m not a person who can gently cajole opposition over months of effort and I realized what a terrible fit I was before my bosses did.

      Reply
    89. 89.

      satby

      August 1, 2025 at 10:42 am

      @Omnes Omnibus: yes, that’s it!

      Reply
    90. 90.

      artem1s

      August 1, 2025 at 10:43 am

      @New Deal democrat: ​
       

      ”Yikes. It’s not often you get 3 months of bad jobs numbers in a single month. I wonder if any major changes to global trade policy happened exactly 3 months ago?”

      This is not the tariffs. This is just the start of the trickle down (on) of firing thousands of federal workers across the whole country. EVERY department and agency was affected. These workers no longer have salaries to buy stuff. And for every federal worker cut you’re likely to see 2-5 at the state and local level as the cuts in those agencies result in canceled contracts and pass thru funding. Then there is the added burden of states and counties who are having to pay out unemployment wages. There is no end to the ripples that decimating these agencies will cause. The tariffs just add more things to the list that these unemployed workers can no longer afford.

      Reply
    91. 91.

      Iron city

      August 1, 2025 at 10:43 am

      @prufrock: May just have them burn the Griftoballroom thing and plow up the paved over Rose Garden.   And take as many high value hostages away with them as possible.

      Reply
    92. 92.

      satby

      August 1, 2025 at 10:44 am

      @mrmoshpotato: Canadian wildfire smoke is affecting us here too, not quite as badly.

      Reply
    93. 93.

      japa21

      August 1, 2025 at 10:44 am

      @Omnes Omnibus: ​
       
      Love that.

      Reply
    94. 94.

      Another Scott

      August 1, 2025 at 10:45 am

      @MazeDancer: Thanks for the link.

      It’s a good interview.  Those expecting her to smite her enemies will be disappointed, but I like politicians who understand the job isn’t to use power to smite their enemies – it’s to use power to make the government, the country, and the world a better place for normal people.  YMMV.  ;-)

      She’s saying all the right things, IMHO.  She’s smart, has her heart in the right place, and is trying to figure out how to do the best she can for the country and all of us right now.

      I very much like that she’s going to be out and about and doing the Hillary-esq “listening tour” and talking with everyone she can now.  Pete is doing that, too.  Beto is doing that, too.  Many, many more good people need to be out doing that.  We have to find people where they are and talk with them.

      Eyes on the prizes, and the future of our system of government is the biggest prize of all.

      I’ve pre-ordered her book.

      Thanks again.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    95. 95.

      Harrison Wesley

      August 1, 2025 at 10:46 am

      @mrmoshpotato: And so Canada begins the assault seeking to add the United States as a new territory…

      Reply
    96. 96.

      Geminid

      August 1, 2025 at 10:47 am

      @oldgold: The unemployment story led the CBS Radio 10am news. The lead-in was the Dow Jones Average dropping 660 points in response to the new and revised numbers.

      Reply
    97. 97.

      Downpuppy

      August 1, 2025 at 10:49 am

      @trollhattan: What the heck is 100% ground beef? Did Bailey Schulz see the “100% Guaranteed” stickers and think that was a guaranty of beef content? Was it written by an AI, or by an intern who’s never bought hamburger?
      I know nothing. Nothing.

      Reply
    98. 98.

      Baud

      August 1, 2025 at 10:49 am

      @oldgold:

      Next month’s employment numbers should be better with all the people being hired to distract the MAGA from the Epstein files.

      Reply
    99. 99.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 10:50 am

      @Harrison Wesley

      A Tim Horton’s on every corner!
      :)

      Reply
    100. 100.

      Miss Bianca

      August 1, 2025 at 10:51 am

      @trollhattan:

      ‘Course, I’ve been paying $6+ per pound for ground beef for quite some time now, as I am only buying locally-raised grass-fed beef – one of the little perks of living in Redneckistan – it’s cattle country!

      Reply
    101. 101.

      Iron city

      August 1, 2025 at 10:52 am

      @NotMax:   I nominate Stone Mountain GA to have the Orange Menace’s smiling visage added with Lee, Jackson, Davis and whoever other traitors are on there.   Could be scaled down to fit or just blast the existing ones off and add “he who must not be named”.

      Reply
    102. 102.

      Harrison Wesley

      August 1, 2025 at 10:52 am

      @Baud: And they’ll all get paid in Trumpcoin! So much winning!

      Reply
    103. 103.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 10:53 am

      @satby: That feels like an insult to the Palace of Versailles.

      Reply
    104. 104.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 10:54 am

      @Downpuppy

      Guaranteed rat droppings undetectable.
      //

      Reply
    105. 105.

      OGliberal

      August 1, 2025 at 10:54 am

      I believe Donald Trump is president because he’s a cheeseball, hateful, insecure, sociopath and so are many more Americans than we’d like to think.  Sadly, I think believing this makes me sleep a tad bit better at night than believing he is president – twice! – because people watched a “reality” TV show and think he’s a genius, deal-making businessman.  Because that would lead me to the conclusion that a large number of voting Americans are morons. Actually, I don’t know which is worse.  You really can’t fix either.

      I emphasize “twice” because winning re-election as a sitting president is relatively easy – it rarely fails.  Winning, then losing because you are perceived as a failure, then winning even bigger the second, non-consecutive time is almost unprecedented and pretty impressive.  I’m pretty certain this says more about American voters than Trump’s political expertise, although his marketing expertise – when targeted at haters and rubes – is top notch.

      It’s all just one fucking Simon Cowell reality show contest and we’re stuck in it – but it’s people’s lives at stake, not a short-term record contract.  (Kelly Clarkson was definitely a plant – they knew she was going to be huge and that’s why she was on Season One of whatever show that was – everybody else on all those shows has been, if they were lucky, a flash in the pan.)

      Reply
    106. 106.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 10:57 am

      @satby: What is wunderground.com/ reporting for your air quality?

      Reply
    107. 107.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 10:58 am

      @Harrison Wesley: Smoke screen!

      Reply
    108. 108.

      Heidi Mom

      August 1, 2025 at 10:58 am

      @NotMax: Crazy Horse was a mystic as well as a warrior, so who knows what disasters may befall those who mess with his statue?  Not that he wanted a statue, he never even allowed himself to be photographed, but he sure wouldn’t want to be replaced by Donald Trump.

      Reply
    109. 109.

      Melancholy Jaques

      August 1, 2025 at 10:58 am

      @satby:

      Fuck Joe Walsh too! The Democrats have grown elitist & out of touch? He’s definitely turned toward the good side, but still sees the world through right-wing glasses.

      Reply
    110. 110.

      lowtechcyclist

      August 1, 2025 at 11:00 am

      @NotMax: ​

      Luckily, geologists have determined there is no more suitable rock on Rushmore. Maybe he will try to get Noem to push for his mug on the Crazy Horse statue.

      They can rename it the “Crazy Fuck” statue.

      Reply
    111. 111.

      XeckyGilchrist

      August 1, 2025 at 11:00 am

      @kindness: It may fall over all by itself, having been built by unpaid contractors in a big hurry.

      Reply
    112. 112.

      trollhattan

      August 1, 2025 at 11:01 am

      @satby: ​
       Can you slap a tariff on that smoke? Now hear me out….

      Reply
    113. 113.

      OGliberal

      August 1, 2025 at 11:02 am

      @Melancholy Jaques: I think a lot of Democratic “strategists” – and not a small number of pols – think the same.  Not saying they are correct but Walsh has done an almost complete 180 – I’m talking folks who have been Democrats forever.

      Reply
    114. 114.

      Iron city

      August 1, 2025 at 11:03 am

      @NotMax:

       

      When Canada Rules the World:

      “Put curling rinks in Africa

      And hockey everywhere

      And make Americans have free health care

      To France we’ll bring Poutene

      Then we’ll conquer Britain and install our Queen”   (okay, that didn’t age well, substitute “King”) ”

      Arrogant Worms

      Reply
    115. 115.

      lowtechcyclist

      August 1, 2025 at 11:03 am

      @Scout211: ​

      The part of the story that many of the news outlets are emphasizing in their lede is, Trump is “kicking Melania out of the East Wing.” LOL

      She and her staff are being “temporarily relocated.” But then where will she go?

      I’m guessing she’d be perfectly happy to retreat to Trump Tower in NYC, since T’s rarely there.

      To steal a line from Dylan, “she was tired of the attention, tired of playing the role of Big [Don’s] wife.”

      Reply
    116. 116.

      Miss Bianca

      August 1, 2025 at 11:03 am

      @Melancholy Jaques: Funnily enough, we have very, very left-leaning commenters on this here blog that say the same thing about Democrats.

      Yeah, that comment stuck in my craw too, but I am accepting Joe Walsh into the foxhole. For now./

      Reply
    117. 117.

      Harrison Wesley

      August 1, 2025 at 11:05 am

      @mrmoshpotato: The big push will come after they start lacing that smoke with some of the fentanyl they’ve been shoveling across the border.

      Reply
    118. 118.

      OGliberal

      August 1, 2025 at 11:05 am

      • @OGliberal: Adding, reality TV, which is mostly “contest” shows, appeals to audiences because they like to see people fail and be degraded.  It’s not the chance to win that makes people watch these shows – it’s the opportunity to watch people fail and be humiliated.  That’s why I hate and do not watch any of them.  They are sadistic.
      Reply
    119. 119.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 11:06 am

      @Melancholy Jaques: I think you’ll enjoy this blog post – The Parable of the Deadbeats

      Reply
    120. 120.

      OGliberal

      August 1, 2025 at 11:07 am

      @lowtechcyclist: I know her redeeming quality is she hates her husband but Melania is an awful human being.

      Reply
    121. 121.

      lowtechcyclist

      August 1, 2025 at 11:07 am

      @Jeffg166: ​

      He’s turning the White House into a wedding venue that will be rented out. For a fee he will appear in bridal photos.

      For a substantially larger fee, he’ll stay out of the wedding photos.
      /Chico Marx

      Reply
    122. 122.

      Downpuppy

      August 1, 2025 at 11:08 am

      @NotMax: I’m tempted to ask her how hard it is to be vegetarian in Las Vegas.

      Reply
    123. 123.

      NotMax

      August 1, 2025 at 11:08 am

      @XeckyGilchrist

      Cocoanut Grove, anyone?

      Reply
    124. 124.

      schrodingers_cat

      August 1, 2025 at 11:12 am

      @OGliberal: I do watch Top Chef and the Great British Baking Show. The recent iterations of Top Chef and GBB are not mean and I see the contestants helping each other.

      Reply
    125. 125.

      JoyceH

      August 1, 2025 at 11:12 am

      What amuses me about the renderings of Trump on Mount Rushmore is that they’re apparently going to carve it out of air. Look at a picture of Mt R and then look at the Trump mockups. There’s no stone where they’re claiming Trump will go. If someone were to do a render of the mountain with Trump placed where there’s actual stone to carve, he would be further back and below where the others are. He would look small.

      Reply
    126. 126.

      lowtechcyclist

      August 1, 2025 at 11:12 am

      @oldgold: ​

      Even more concerning: Job gains for May and June were revised down by a whopping 258,000. Payroll gains for May have now been revised from 144,000 to 19,000 and June’s additions were downgraded from 147,000 to 14,000!

      I don’t recall having ever seen one downward revision that dramatic, let alone two of them back to back. Anyone?

      ETA: First time I saw them, I registered the 19K and 14K as the downward change, rather than what the initial numbers were being revised to. I just couldn’t wrap my head around it at first.

      Reply
    127. 127.

      Another Scott

      August 1, 2025 at 11:14 am

      @OGliberal: When I was out and about in Winston-Salem yesterday, I heard a bit of an interview on Here and Now on the NPR station with a woman who had her own child-care business.  She was in her 50s and said she had been doing it since she was a teenager, loved teaching little kids how to count and their ABCs and all the rest.  Just loved, loved her job and her business, but it was really hard and she worried about the future.

      When asked about who she voted for, there was a long pause, and she said something like “this is going to upset a lot of your listeners, but I voted for 47 because I thought it was important to have a businessman …”

      [ Click ]

      :-(

      Humans are weird.

      As Susanne says, stories that people hear and internalize are generally much more important than personalities or policies.  We need to figure out how to find stories for our times that connect with more voters so that we can regain the majority.

      Those of us who try to be analytical and dispassionate about politics aren’t immune to stories either.  Kamala the Protector!  Kamala for the People!  Even if we meet candidates in person, we don’t really “know” them.  We internalize feelings and act on those feelings.  We’re all human.

      tl;dr – It’s both and.  Self-government demands that we recognize that we’re emotional, illogical bags of meat, not machines.

      Thanks.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    128. 128.

      BellyCat

      August 1, 2025 at 11:14 am

      Architect here. Frankly, I feared it would be MUCH worse than it is. Fortunately, it’s likely to never be built once the funding grift is exploited to the max.

      Reply
    129. 129.

      OGliberal

      August 1, 2025 at 11:16 am

      @lowtechcyclist: Have to admit I am not a long time or loyal tracker of this stat but those revisions seem nuts.

      Reply
    130. 130.

      BlueGuitarist

      August 1, 2025 at 11:17 am

      @Ohio Mom:

      Agree re NotMax on a Roll
      And appreciate your comments, for one example, your excellent comment re OhioSon breakfast.
      Many other excellent comments, many other valued commenters, Love all y’all

      @NotMax:

      Reply
    131. 131.

      lowtechcyclist

      August 1, 2025 at 11:17 am

      @Omnes Omnibus: ​

      No, Temu Versailles vibe.

      Win.

      Reply
    132. 132.

      satby

      August 1, 2025 at 11:19 am

      @Melancholy Jaques: of course he does. But he’s now a registered Democrat and advocating against fascists. We call those people allies, they helped us win a war. Roosevelt never mistook Stalin for a fellow believer in political theory either.

      Reply
    133. 133.

      OGliberal

      August 1, 2025 at 11:21 am

      @Another Scott: It’s so hard for me because I always think the logic of many things I would argue for make perfect sense.  And they often do, not just based on my opinions but facts.  But people act on emotion.  Obama trapped me in that, a bit.  Of course, whatever faults he may have had, he was infinitely better than this d-bag.

      Reply
    134. 134.

      schrodingers_cat

      August 1, 2025 at 11:21 am

      @satby: I have seen some clips. Did not seem to me like someone who has said a goodbye to politics.

      Reply
    135. 135.

      oldgold

      August 1, 2025 at 11:21 am

      @artem1s: The report states this concerning federal workers.

      “Federal government employment continued to decline in July (-12,000) and is down by 84,000
      since reaching a peak in January. (Employees on paid leave or receiving ongoing severance pay
      are counted as employed in the survey.)”

      When these numbers are added in the stats are going to look really terrible.

      Reply
    136. 136.

      Shalimar

      August 1, 2025 at 11:23 am

      @Suzanne: I don’t have any objections to the project itself.  I assume any tragedies his lack of taste inflicts on the design can be changed by later generations.  What I am worried about is that I think this is an indication he plans on still being president when he dies, elections be damned.  This is an entertaining area he intends to use indefinitely.

      Reply
    137. 137.

      Sure Lurkalot

      August 1, 2025 at 11:23 am

      @NotMax:

      But – but- according to Junior, “My father is hot.”

      According to Junior’s stepmom, who in age is more like an older sister, “my husband is hot like an iron…do not touch.”

      Reply
    138. 138.

      Geminid

      August 1, 2025 at 11:24 am

      @Another Scott: I’m curious: what do think of Winston-Salem? I’ve driven past the city a lot but have never visited. It seems like it would be a nice place to live.

      Reply
    139. 139.

      Omnes Omnibus

      August 1, 2025 at 11:24 am

      @Shalimar: I am okay with him being president when he dies.

      Reply
    140. 140.

      Another Scott

      August 1, 2025 at 11:25 am

      @oldgold: Interesting.

      Tens (hundreds?) of thousands of federal workers took the various “deferred resignation” stuff from the DOGE monsters which ends on September 30.  So there will be more downward pressure on employment come October.

      (Some of those folks will find other jobs, some will retire.  And the labor market is huge so the magnitude of the pressure is hard to gauge.  But it is downward pressure.)

      Thanks.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    141. 141.

      schrodingers_cat

      August 1, 2025 at 11:26 am

      @Miss Bianca: That’s because the fringe left appeals to fragile white and white adjacent people who want the plausible deniability when they attack the Ds (the party of undesirable non-white people and Jewish people and other minorities)

      Reply
    142. 142.

      lowtechcyclist

      August 1, 2025 at 11:26 am

      @OGliberal: ​

      @lowtechcyclist: I know her redeeming quality is she hates her husband but Melania is an awful human being.

      I would never claim otherwise. If you recognized the Dylan quote, the character in that lyric is far from a good person as well.

      Reply
    143. 143.

      satby

      August 1, 2025 at 11:27 am

      @mrmoshpotato: AQI not as bad as Chicago, only 125. I’m not supposed to be outside long, but I have to mow the grass.

      I’m so old I remember looking forward to summer. So last century.

      Reply
    144. 144.

      prostratedragon

      August 1, 2025 at 11:29 am

      @mrmoshpotato: ​

      That thing downtown is trafficjammapalooza; I know, I was there.

      This is “Lollapalooza” (John Adams).

      Reply
    145. 145.

      Baud

      August 1, 2025 at 11:31 am

      @Melancholy Jaques:

      The Democrats have grown elitist & out of touch?

       

      I think he’s referring to me.

      Reply
    146. 146.

      cope

      August 1, 2025 at 11:31 am

      @mrmoshpotato: There is also the AirNow website run (at least for now) by the government that is pretty much a one-stop shop for info on air quality across the country.  One of its many layers includes the AirNow Fire and Smoke Map.  Use it while we can.

      airnow.gov/

      Reply
    147. 147.

      prostratedragon

      August 1, 2025 at 11:32 am

      @piratedan: ​

      👀What things?👀

      Reply
    148. 148.

      Uncle Cosmo

      August 1, 2025 at 11:32 am

      @Miss Bianca: …part of what made them so effective was that Leslie Neilsen had been such a SEEE-RIOUS dramatic actor.

      And then came Airplane!, which proved to all & sundry that the man could flat-out deadpan as if he’d invented the term. Neeson definitely has some 16EEE Clown Shoes to fill…

      Reply
    149. 149.

      Fair Economist

      August 1, 2025 at 11:33 am

      I suspect the shocking jobs revisions are a result of the federal layoffs. I have seen a number of discussions in econ blogs about how the inflation report is using a lot more modeling and less actual data, because they have lost a lot of the people whose job it was to collect and analyze the data. Not at all surprised if something similar has happened with the jobs report.

      Yet another way DOGE wasted money.

      Reply
    150. 150.

      Miss Bianca

      August 1, 2025 at 11:34 am

      @schrodingers_cat: I think the power of whiteness and white-adjacency infects a hell of a lot more people than we – or they – would care to admit.

      Reply
    151. 151.

      Another Scott

      August 1, 2025 at 11:34 am

      @Geminid: There’s a lot of old tobacco and textiles money in the area.  Some beautiful estates and museums, good universities, etc.  There are some very, very nice areas.  And some very, very poor areas (especially in some of the tiny towns outside the city).

      It’s a microcosm of America, and all that implies.

      It’s growing a lot, but I don’t know if it will become Asheville-esque soon.  I don’t know much of anything about the other big cities (Raleigh, Durham, Charlotte) – my folks had a nice house on a pond about 10 minutes from her job in W-S.  I don’t think there are too many affordable places like that any more.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    152. 152.

      Fair Economist

      August 1, 2025 at 11:34 am

      @Baud: You’re out of touch? Have you started wearing pants?

      Reply
    153. 153.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 11:36 am

      @Omnes Omnibus:

      I am okay with him being president when he dies.

      Dump can fight Satan for the presidency of Hell.

      Reply
    154. 154.

      Soprano2

      August 1, 2025 at 11:37 am

      @New Deal democrat: That explains what the stock market is doing today.

      Reply
    155. 155.

      schrodingers_cat

      August 1, 2025 at 11:37 am

      @Miss Bianca: Indeed and in many cases it is at a subconscious level. Something that  people are not able to admit, even to themselves.

      Check out the discussion on Shapiro for example. The governor of Pennsylvania or Kamala Harris, for that matter.

      Reply
    156. 156.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 11:38 am

      @prostratedragon: Took the train downtown the two times I’ve gone. :)

      Reply
    157. 157.

      prostratedragon

      August 1, 2025 at 11:39 am

      @satby:  I’ve been tasting it all morning, and my eyes are smarting.

      Reply
    158. 158.

      Ohio Mom

      August 1, 2025 at 11:41 am

      @Iron city: the Arrogant Worms! I saw them at a FuMPFest, years ago.

      For a while, we were regulars at that yearly event, at Ohio Son’s behest. It could have been renamed the Neurodivergent Funny Music Woodstock.

      Reply
    159. 159.

      A Man for All Seasonings (formerly Geeno)

      August 1, 2025 at 11:41 am

      @Miss Bianca: Serious? He was positively grim.

      Reply
    160. 160.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 11:42 am

      @cope: Looks like all of Minnesota is getting the worst of it.

      Reply
    161. 161.

      prostratedragon

      August 1, 2025 at 11:43 am

      @trollhattan: ​ Found myself wondering a little while ago if that might work.

      Seriously though, hope the people up there are managing.

      Reply
    162. 162.

      trollhattan

      August 1, 2025 at 11:44 am

      @Another Scott: ​
       
      Kiddo just spent a year in Winston-Salem in grad school. Likes it a lot.

      I was visiting for a week last fall (the week just before election and boy howdy) and found the area lovely and like fall everywhere, perfect weather. We didn’t get to Asheville because most of the roads were out from the hurricane.

      Didn’t like Raleigh-Durham as much and never made it to Charlotte.

      Anecdotally, the prices of stuff didn’t seem different from California. Kind of surprised but NC is growing like a weed and that has impacted things like housing availability.

      Reply
    163. 163.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 11:45 am

      @Fair Economist: 🎵It’s the end of the world as we know it, no more pantsless Baud🎵

      Reply
    164. 164.

      randy khan

      August 1, 2025 at 11:47 am

      @Suzanne:

      “Chonky box,” indeed!  The enormous north façade of the ballroom will look very strange on the east side of the building, and the only good thing about the portico is that it will be so far back very few people will see it.  (It occurs to me that the pastiche of the ballroom exterior clashes not only with itself but with the architecture of the main building, but that’s, uh, par for the course with Trump, who has no taste at all, and for the architect, who is fixated on reproducing Gilded Age designs wherever he goes.)

      But I fear that you’re wrong that it will look better once the final decisions are made.  It is much more likely to be junked up (particularly on the inside) with all the cruft that Trump adores.

      Reply
    165. 165.

      mrmoshpotato

      August 1, 2025 at 11:48 am

      @prostratedragon: Ugh.  And I wanted to hike over to The Aldi’s…

      Reply
    166. 166.

      randy khan

      August 1, 2025 at 11:48 am

      @Suzanne:

      Yeah, that budget is imaginary.

      Reply
    167. 167.

      Ohio Mom

      August 1, 2025 at 11:48 am

      @JoyceH: Maybe they are planning to do a version of landfill to add to the rock. Some sort of bondo except for stone.

      For Trump, spending our tax money, cost is of no concern. That it would offend the Native Americans who believe the Black Hills are sacred would be a plus.

      Reply
    168. 168.

      ruckus

      August 1, 2025 at 11:51 am

      @Suzanne:

      They are in the “I must have this huge structure that is basically useless for much of anything to show how great I believe I am.” stage. This is a human that has screwed up every damn thing he’s ever tried to do. I believe his support comes from others who think they are the smartest, bestest people alive, who have accomplished far, far less than shitforbrains ever has. Which is basically zero. He’s had money. Not MONEY, just money. They like him because he’s the leader of Nothing Positive, Ever. Which is their description, nothing positive, ever. npe. And they can’t even capitalize their name.

      Fake History Crap. Is the perfect description.

      Reply
    169. 169.

      prostratedragon

      August 1, 2025 at 11:51 am

      @mrmoshpotato:  Seriously, you might want to postpone that if you can. Wonder if it gets better in the evening?

      Reply
    170. 170.

      Ohio Mom

      August 1, 2025 at 11:54 am

      deleted duplicate comment

      Reply
    171. 171.

      ruckus

      August 1, 2025 at 11:56 am

      @NotMax:

      T for Terrible?

      Reply
    172. 172.

      Suzanne

      August 1, 2025 at 11:57 am

      @randy khan:

      It occurs to me that the pastiche of the ballroom exterior clashes not only with itself but with the architecture of the main building, but that’s, uh, par for the course with Trump, who has no taste at all, and for the architect, who is fixated on reproducing Gilded Age designs wherever he goes. 

      I would have preferred to see something delicate and contemporary rather than pseudo-historical pastiche. (But of course I would say that.)

      The Carnegie Museums and Music Hall here in Pittsburgh have a contemporary addition, and I think it’s nice. That’s the thing: every era and style has beautiful things about it.

      Reply
    173. 173.

      Geminid

      August 1, 2025 at 11:57 am

      @Another Scott: The problem with Asheville for me is it’s so dam’ far west. I love camping at Pisgah Mointain which is 20 miles down the Parkway from Asheville but it’s an 8 hour drive for me.

      Fortunately, the Southern Appalachian Highlands extend north quite a ways and they run northeast. So I can get to them at Blowing Rock or farther up the Parkway. That’s only a five hour trip.

      The stretch of Blue Ridge Parkway from Roanoke south to Blowing Rock is very driveable, without all the hills and twists north and south of it. I usually hop on the Parkway at Roanoke when I’m headed that way.

      That’s one nice thing about Winston-Salem; it’s closest of all the Piedmont cities to the mountains.

      Reply
    174. 174.

      WhatsMyNym

      August 1, 2025 at 11:57 am

      @Miss Bianca: ​

      but I am accepting Joe Walsh into the foxhole. For now./

      Until the food supplies get low…

      Reply
    175. 175.

      p.a.

      August 1, 2025 at 12:02 pm

      Car Care Nut on the cybertruck: “looks like if a nine year old tried to draw a car…”

      Me on tRump interior design: “looks like a 14 year old boy drawing his idea of a whorehouse.”

      Reply
    176. 176.

      JoyceH

      August 1, 2025 at 12:04 pm

      @randy khan: the new ballroom will be hideous. It’s far too large for anything resembling elegance. It will be tacky and cheap. (In all the actual Trump built properties, the so-called marble is actually a manufactured composite.) They might use it once a year and year round it will devour the White House maintenance budget. It will be falling apart in twenty years.

      Reply
    177. 177.

      comrade scotts agenda of rage

      August 1, 2025 at 12:05 pm

      @artem1s:

      This is just the start of the trickle down (on) of firing thousands of federal workers across the whole country.

      And here we’ve been telling the right (and the large number not on the right who peddle the same bullshit) that trickle-down doesn’t work and we have 40 years to show it.

      An example of how it does work!

      /s

      Reply
    178. 178.

      anotherlurker

      August 1, 2025 at 12:06 pm

      @JoyceH: I say some concerned citizen should start a petition to have trump’s image carved into stone mountain Ga.

      Reply
    179. 179.

      JoyceH

      August 1, 2025 at 12:09 pm

      BTW, CNN did a piece last night about all the small contractors who are going bankrupt because Tesla stiffed them and didn’t pay them for work they did. No wonder Musk and Trump were besties for a while – vultures flocking together.

      Reply
    180. 180.

      ruckus

      August 1, 2025 at 12:15 pm

      @oldgold:

      There are positives and negatives in humanity.

      I had a good post here but really I didn’t need to describe this person or his followers, and where they locate their tiny, barely thinking thought centers so that nothing positive can ever interrupt their lives.

      Reply
    181. 181.

      Soprano2

      August 1, 2025 at 12:17 pm

      I had to come on here to say you should all listen to the latest Offline podcast. I know many of you hold the Pod Bros in distain, but Jon Favreau did a really good interview with Daniel Martinez HoSang about why more non-white people are turning toward FFOTUS and Republicans in general. It was informative, at least to me, and tracks with what I’ve heard other people say. We can’t just tell these people they’re wrong, we have to demonstrate to them that we have better ideas and ways to solve problems, because they’ve spent years watching Democrats govern and feel that Democrats haven’t actually done much to help them. We have to work with what is, not what we wish was true. I also heard this On Point broadcast about  the left and the working class that I think is worthy of a listen.  This woman, Joan Williams, wrote a book about how the left lost the working class. She has some good things to say that I think are productive.

      Just MHO. I’m fully aware that a lot of these analyses are full of BS, but I think these two are good and make relevant points. They aren’t 30,000 ft analyses, they’re people who have actually talked to these people.

      Reply
    182. 182.

      satby

      August 1, 2025 at 12:18 pm

      @OGliberal: That’s why I hate and do not watch any of them. They are sadistic.

      I always thought that too. Not a watcher either.

      Reply
    183. 183.

      Another Scott

      August 1, 2025 at 12:18 pm

      @Suzanne: $2,200 per square foot seems kinda extravagant. Yeah, there’s no way it will be done on time.

      JHU-APL’s recent, state-of-the-art, Building 201 was about $700/sq ft.

      Apples and oranges, etc., etc., but it’s a lot of money.

      Thanks.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    184. 184.

      ruckus

      August 1, 2025 at 12:19 pm

      @prostratedragon:

      Garbage dumps.

      Swamps.

      The after effect of a forest fire.

      Reply
    185. 185.

      ruckus

      August 1, 2025 at 12:22 pm

      @The Other Bob:

      They might if they lived near a farm or had any idea or ability to work construction. But most of us don’t.

      Reply
    186. 186.

      ruckus

      August 1, 2025 at 12:34 pm

      @Suzanne:

      There’s likely only one designer that will work for all the standard boring rich assholes. Who knows only one design process and in a limited manner. And as all the rich assholes want to out bore each other they all hire the same designer. And they get the same boring design every time. Because it’s easier for the designer and none of the customers have a clue, can find a clue, or understand the clue if they found it.

      Reply
    187. 187.

      Melancholy Jaques

      August 1, 2025 at 12:39 pm

      @mrmoshpotato:

      I did enjoy it – in a dark humor manner.

      I get that people want to treat Walsh as one of us one of us, but I am going to object to that false characterization of us Democrats every time I see or hear it

      Especially since “elitist” is code for “Democrats aren’t racist enough for me”

      Reply
    188. 188.

      Bill Arnold

      August 1, 2025 at 12:40 pm

      @JoyceH:

      BTW, CNN did a piece last night about all the small contractors who are going bankrupt because Tesla stiffed them and didn’t pay them for work they did.

      Here’s the text version of the piece. Musk is scum. Tesla is scum. X is scum.
      Small businesses helped build Musk’s empire. Their unpaid bills add up to millions (2025/07/31, CNN, Audrey Ash, Blake Ellis, Melanie Hicken, Melanie Hicken)

      Reply
    189. 189.

      ruckus

      August 1, 2025 at 12:44 pm

      @Bill Arnold:

      Many people with MONEY feel entitled to screw over anyone, because they have MONEY. Money makes the world go round, more money makes it go round in their direction, Doesn’t it……..?

      Reply
    190. 190.

      Soprano2

      August 1, 2025 at 12:45 pm

      @schrodingers_cat: I agree. I think part of this is because they assume the full employment economy is “normal”, so no one should get credit for it. It was normal for a lot of these people’s lives. It’s the same thing as them thinking a 30 year mortgage at 3% is normal and just the way things should be.

      Reply
    191. 191.

      Suzanne

      August 1, 2025 at 12:47 pm

      @Another Scott: Most of my healthcare projects are coming in in the $750-$800/SF range right now. Of course, there’s a ton of variation between projects, even in the same city, or of the same type. I can only imagine the cost impacts of working literally on the White House site, all the underground work and security.

      But it always ends up costing more. Always.

      Reply
    192. 192.

      Suzanne

      August 1, 2025 at 12:51 pm

      @ruckus:

      There’s likely only one designer that will work for all the standard boring rich assholes. 

      Oh no. There’s a ton.

      The best interior designers can do great work with a tight budget. Mediocre designers just make everything look the same. American Standard Boring Rich Asshole is definitely as much of a look as “modern farmhouse” or “Tuscan kitchen” or any of the other design eras we all know.

      Reply
    193. 193.

      Kelly

      August 1, 2025 at 12:57 pm

      Someone pointed out last night there’s an important bunker under the East Wing. Gonna need to move that first.

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_Emergency_Operations_Center

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    194. 194.

      Mr. Bemused Senior

      August 1, 2025 at 1:04 pm

      @Kelly:

      President Donald Trump retreated to the PEOC during the night of May 29, 2020, at the beginning of the George Floyd protests.[4][5]

      [From the Wikipedia entry] He’s forgotten. Not surprising.

      Reply
    195. 195.

      Another Scott

      August 1, 2025 at 1:04 pm

      @Kelly: Made me look.

      The present-day PEOC space has modern communications equipment including televisions and phones to coordinate with outside government entities.

      Oooh! High Tech!!

      :-)

      Thanks.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    196. 196.

      prostratedragon

      August 1, 2025 at 1:11 pm

      @ruckus: ​

      Now, I could support one of those but for the certainty that for years MAMAt deadenders would make it a shrine.

      Reply
    197. 197.

      Soprano2

      August 1, 2025 at 1:11 pm

      @OGliberal: The only reality shows I’ve watched regularly are The Voice and Bar Rescue. I agree that most of those shows are about humiliating people and making them look bad, and that’s why people watch them. It makes them feel better about themselves.

      Reply
    198. 198.

      zhena gogolia

      August 1, 2025 at 1:12 pm

      @Scout211: I just watched the trailer — I lol’ed.

      Reply
    199. 199.

      ruckus

      August 1, 2025 at 1:18 pm

      @Suzanne:

      I was trying to be a bit facetious. I don’t always pull it off.

      I built tools that made plastic and metal parts for most of my working life. If I listed some of the things the tools I worked on and later designed, many people here would know what I was talking about. You very likely would. A lot of that time I designed the tools and made the blueprints, and then computerized drawings used. I learned from specialized schooling and from my father and his, and then, my employees.

      Reply
    200. 200.

      Anyway

      August 1, 2025 at 1:19 pm

      @Another Scott:When asked about who she voted for, there was a long pause, and she said something like “this is going to upset a lot of your listeners, but I voted for 47 because I thought it was important to have a businessman …”

      Decades of “Run government like a business” and other assorted CofC propaganda will do that. Funny thing is if you have worked for any time in a mid-sized or larger corporation you’ve seen multiple cases of boneheaded business decisions. They’re not infallible. And the flip-side – those that generalize personal or household finance decisions to government …

      Reply
    201. 201.

      WTFGhost

      August 1, 2025 at 1:31 pm

      For those of you who play Tabletop RPGs, do you now want want you most destructive character, to be invited, in your civvies, to the ballroom, only to have the terrorist leader shout “everyone attack” and it turns into a Ballroom Blitz? And the “girl in the corner” happens to be one of your helpful informants, saying “boy, I coulda warned you, it would turn into a Ballroom Blitz!”

      Not only would the song reach its fruition as a happy battle song, you’d get to destroy everything in that effing ballroom, including the preserved corpse of Fearless Leader (fearless only because dead men no longer feel fear).

      Reply
    202. 202.

      WaterGirl

      August 1, 2025 at 1:40 pm

      @mrmoshpotato: Our air comes up as unsafe here in Champaign, too.

      151 !!

      Reply
    203. 203.

      ruckus

      August 1, 2025 at 1:42 pm

      @NotMax:

      OK, I laughed out loud at that.

      Standing up – clapping. OK I stayed sitting and thinking about clapping.

      Reply
    204. 204.

      ruckus

      August 1, 2025 at 1:44 pm

      @NotMax:

      Does that letter T stand for tramp, trash – or both – in which case it should be t and t.

      Reply
    205. 205.

      pieceofpeace

      August 1, 2025 at 2:05 pm

      @lowtechcyclist:  Lol!

      Reply
    206. 206.

      Eyeroller

      August 1, 2025 at 2:09 pm

      @Soprano2: ​One of the hardest things to make people understand is that, at least at the national level, we spend nearly all of our limited time in power working to repair damage done by previous Republican governments. It doesn’t leave a lot of opportunity to move forward, when it’s all we can do to pull the country out of a hole. Then we are thrown out again. (Mostly by white people, of course.). This pattern has gone on for at least 60 years now.

      Reply
    207. 207.

      Eyeroller

      August 1, 2025 at 2:13 pm

      @Anyway: Most business owners would think it is not a good idea to prioritize intentionally decreasing revenue, but that’s what Republicans always do.  They are not “businessmen,” they are vulture capitalists.  Spend wildly on short-term useless grift, stop investing in the future, push the “company” deep into debt, while enriching the executives who then exit on their golden parachutes.  But people are convinced that Republicans are “good businessmen who are good for the economy.”

      Reply
    208. 208.

      ruckus

      August 1, 2025 at 3:47 pm

      @NotMax:

      Word on the street is that shitforbrains only has small ones and those would be difficult to turn into hanging lamps……

      Reply
    209. 209.

      ruckus

      August 1, 2025 at 3:49 pm

      @Suzanne:

      Is the design process only going on in one old fart’s demented mind?

      Reply
    210. 210.

      The Lodger

      August 1, 2025 at 4:03 pm

      @mrmoshpotato: He’s already a crazy horse’s ass. Hardly any work needed.

      Reply
    211. 211.

      Smiling Happy Guy (aka boatboy_srq)

      August 1, 2025 at 6:00 pm

      rhe Trump administration stole nearly a billion dollars that were set aside to secure our aging nuclear missile silos

      I still want to know why this isn’t a bigger deal to “the best defense is a good offense” militaristic Reichwing.

      And no, nobody please bother to tell me how the Cult of the Brass Piglet had consumed the Reichwing, or that SportAhrTrupz meme was just cover for converting the entire DoD into End Times Crusaders. SOMEBODY on the other side has to be upset enough about squandering the US’ military advantage all to obtain the Gilded Intel Sieve that the Qatari plane promises to be to say something about it.

      Reply
    212. 212.

      Kayla Rudbek

      August 1, 2025 at 11:55 pm

      @Eyeroller: yeah, if you actually wanted to have government make money, from an business perspective you do the following things:

      1) government gets to own copyright in the data/writings/maps it produces. Weather Channel, Accuweather, Google Maps,etc gotta start paying royalties on all that data etc.  (the USA is the only country that puts all government generated works/data into the public domain, unlike the UK and commonwealth countries which allow the Crown to own copyright on e.g. the British Ordnance Survey maps, etc). Government already gets to own patents and trademarks (and license these out to collect royalties), it’s just copyright that’s weird.

      2) start charging by the year to keep your issued patents/copyrights/trademark registrations alive (just like you have to pay property taxes every year).  European Patent Office charges every year after issuing a patent, USA charges at 3 intervals during the lifetime of a patent.  The current morons in this maladministration have a proposal to charge fees based on the value of the patent, and even Gene Quinn at IP Watchdog (who is so far in the tank for the Republicans that he can’t see daylight) said that it was a catastrophically stupid idea.

      US Copyright office charges at registration and I don’t think charges at any point in the rest of the lifespan if I recall correctly (I think Spider Robinson once proposed adding a yearly? fee that would be squared when you went to renew the registration, in return for allowing perpetual renewal if you could afford it.  Mathematically, even Disney would run out of money to keep its works in copyright).

      Not sure if World Intellectual Property Organization charges by year for trademarks (and trademark registration goes by individual countries, WIPO just acts as an initial clearinghouse/placeholder).  I think that the US charges various renewal fees at 7 or 10 years, but the trademark can stay alive indefinitely if it’s used.

      3) fully fund the IRS and all its investigations to cut down on tax evasion and fraud, as the IRS is the only agency besides the Patent and Trademark Office that actually makes money for the government (USPTO is totally self funded, no taxpayer money needed).

      4) government charges market rates for leasing land for grazing, water use, etc, no subsidies to farmers and ranchers  (this may not be the best idea for habitat/soil conservation but I’d have to consult an expert to make sure)

      5) no subsidies for oil/gas/coal industries either, they are mature and should be able to stand on their own two feet.

      Reply

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