Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

So fucking stupid, and still doing a tremendous amount of damage.

That meeting sounds like a shotgun wedding between a shitshow and a clusterfuck.

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

We can’t confuse what’s necessary to win elections with the policies that we want to implement when we do.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Hey hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?

Second rate reporter says what?

Oppose, oppose, oppose. do not congratulate. this is not business as usual.

Not rolling over. fuck you, make me.

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

Everybody saw this coming.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Fear and negativity are contagious, but so is courage!

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

Sometimes the world just tells you your cat is here.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

Trump should be leading, not lying.

The way to stop violence is to stop manufacturing the hatred that fuels it.

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  3. 3.

    trollhattan

    Please tell me there’s a tie-in with the Filipino Single Ladies display ad I’m seeing at the moment.

  4. 4.

    Corner Stone

    Let’s lay down some wagers now. I say Cole loses the fist fight on a TKO (unable to toe the mark) but wins when he physically collapses on top of ABL as she relentlessly and foolishly taunts him from a too close perspective.

    Well…”wins” will probably best describe what outcome we all get here.

  7. 7.

    Rey

    Can’t wait for the play by play of this historic road trip. Don’t forget all your liberal propaganda.

  9. 9.

    Corner Stone

    The only thing that would make this Thelma & Louise outing possibly any better is if Cole wears a kilt at some point or other.

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    Rey

    Can’t wait for the play-by-play of this historic road trip. Don’t forget all your liberal propaganda..

  15. 15.

    Hawes

    @JPL: Clearly ABL, with Tunch on her side, ABL narrows the weight advantage Cole brings. Rosie will also bring speed to her attack in close.

    Cole’s only hope is that Lily shames the Troika of Doom into a moment’s hesitation in which Cole can grab a role of quarters.

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    different-church-lady

    I’m really really hoping this doesn’t mean you’ve already had your first fist fight.

  22. 22.

    Comrade Mary

    @Corner Stone: No, no, the canonical question and answer are:

    Woman: I’ve always wondered what was worn under a kilt.
    Scotsman: Nothing is worn, madam. Everything is in perfect working order.

  26. 26.

    Corner Stone

    Listen. You’re going to have 5 to 7 years to drive that damn Infiniti every day.
    I’ve got like 5 to 7 days for balls to the wall honeymoon sex. Let’s just please go to Bora Bora.
    /stupid fucking Infiniti car commercial

  28. 28.

    Ash Can

    Hey Cole, when’s the wedding? Are we invited? If you give us enough advance notice, I can learn to play the accordion so’s I can provide musical entertainment.

  29. 29.

    Thor Heyedahl

    @Corner Stone:
    Three Scotswomen are walking home at night (they are neighbors) and find a Scotsman passed out partially under a wagon. His upper body is under the wagon and they can’t see who he is; however, they would like to help him get home.

    The first woman looks under his kilt and says, “It’s not my husband”.
    The second woman looks under his kilt and says, It’s not my husband”.
    The third woman looks under his kilt and says, “Why he’s not even from our village!”

    jimmythejock.hubpages.com/hub/thejockspot_UP_YOUR_KILT

  37. 37.

    andynotadam

    I’ve heard tell that the true Scotsman’s answer to the kilt question is, “Your sister’s lipstick…”

  38. 38.

    CarolinaDave

    I would not disclose my hiding place. but it is the Piedmont Triad are (hint!, north) so if you are going to be abused then we can shelter and shuttle you to the DNC.

    Courtesy also extends to ABL, if she gets tired of you pasty white ass.

    Y’all have fun in Car-Lot

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    Tim I

    I’m so diappointed. I thought by now ABL would be blogging about the Cole hovel, and that she would be trying to deal with the many creatures who dominate the Cole houshold.

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    Ms. D. Ranged in AZ (IrishGirl)

    Well, as gruff you pretend to be, I think you’re a big ole softy. Imani, on the other hand, will cut a bitch. I think your only recourse is to shout, “Help, Help, I’m being repressed!” every time she raises her hand and/or voice to you. I’m sure people will come rushing to assist you.

    PS: I’m totally jealous because I want to go the convention SOOOOO bad. There’d better be pictures or better yet, video, or there will be hell to pay…Hell, I say!

  42. 42.

    ABL

    Thanks to everyone who snail mailed money, buttons, and a bumpersticker that reads “I’m a greedy old white man, and I vote.” I think that must be for Cole.

    Cheers!

  44. 44.

    Cap'n Magic

    @Hawes: Oh, fer chrissakes, it a ‘roll of quarters’, not a ‘role of quarters’.

    Using shorthand is one thing. Not being able to proofread and relying on software to correct mistakes that aren’t semantically correct is another.

  47. 47.

    Quaker in a Basement

    OK, now I see why you never got married.

    There’s only one correct solution to a fight with the main lady: she’s right.

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