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You are here: Home / Economics / Austerity Bombing / Open Thread: Always Be Conning

Open Thread: Always Be Conning

by Anne Laurie|  June 10, 201310:15 pm| 52 Comments

This post is in: Austerity Bombing, Fuck The Middle-Class, Kochsuckers, Open Threads, Assholes

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Digby alerts us that “Fix the Debt”, aka “Steal the Trust Fund”, is still on the loose, and they are coming for the Yoot:

The shrieking cries of the fiscal hawks may be somewhat muted with the news that the deficit is shrinking, austerity is a bust and that they’ve achieved their fondest wish of poor people suffering due to sequestration while national security contractors get rich from taxpayer dollars.

But they haven’t yet gotten their hands on the holy grail and until that happens, they will still be using their billions to git ‘er done…

They’re going to keep at this until a fair number of younger people see this point of view as conventional wisdom. I wish there was someone out there on the youth side that was pushing back. It could take a toll over time.

Since I am a geezer, and a musically unhip one at that, I have to ask: Are Midnight Hike, White Ford Bronco, Silver Liners, and Redline Addiction actually hot acts that will draw the kidz? Or are they just the latest form of College-Young-Republican scam where Pete Peterson buys a bunch of resume-padding interns not only better instruments than they could otherwise afford, but some semblance of a captive audience as well?

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  1. 1.

    karen

    June 10, 2013 at 9:38 pm

    I have no idea who any of those bands are. I’m 47 so I’m not a youngster of course but I listen to indie music and pop music and none of those bands sound familiar.

  2. 2.

    Redshirt

    June 10, 2013 at 10:24 pm

    Do they play the rock music?

    Also, revenge post!

  3. 3.

    Comrade Jake

    June 10, 2013 at 10:25 pm

    Sounds like a bunch of assclowns.

  4. 4.

    NonyNony

    June 10, 2013 at 10:35 pm

    @karen:

    Quick Internet search suggests that all of them are local DC bands. Playing at a local DC club.

    So… this looks like it’s probably more of an event targeting young Congressional staffers and other folks who will be moving into the DC bureaucratic apparatus in the future, rather than something targeting young people in general.

    Which would be par for the course if it is in fact a Pete Peterson operation – no need to actually argue democratically. Better to target the future elites with your money and handle things autocratically instead. That seems to be his MO in general so why not?

  5. 5.

    Citizen_X

    June 10, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    Who? The bands look lame. And boy, what happened to the 930 Club?

    How many Millenials are going to be worried about the national debt, as opposed to, oh, their own student debt?

  6. 6.

    Dolly Llama

    June 10, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    At not only first glance, but on the second and the third, I could have sworn the headline was “Always Be Coming.” And I thought it was weird that nobody had taken that bait right off the bat. Then I looked a fourth time. Clearly, it’s time for bed.

  7. 7.

    Peej

    June 10, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    @Citizen_X: I think the Millennials would like to be employed. Then maybe they can start worrying about the national debt.

  8. 8.

    MomSense

    June 10, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    Oldest son has never heard of them and said he would have to look them up. Middle son is ignoring me as usual.

  9. 9.

    Bruce S

    June 10, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    I’m hoping they roll out some new songs by Orin Hatch. That guy is the shit.

  10. 10.

    lgerard

    June 10, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    Rock the debt?

    That’s hilarious

    I don’t think these out of touch fools understand what happens when you “rock” something

  11. 11.

    Rich2506

    June 10, 2013 at 10:45 pm

    I documented the Gay Pride Parade in Philly that took place on Sunday.

  12. 12.

    Chris

    June 10, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    @NonyNony:

    Quick Internet search suggests that all of them are local DC bands. Playing at a local DC club.

    Dear God. These fucking people SO need to get out of their bubble.

    You’d think people who spend so much time ragging on “Washington” would understand that.

  13. 13.

    PsiFighter37

    June 10, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    I wonder who conned Bill Belichik into signing Tim Tebow. Probably was Josh McDaniel, still trying to prove to everyone that he didn’t waste a 1st rounder.

    Hope he’s as useful to them as he was for my Jets. Knowing our luck, he’ll be the next Danny Woodhead

  14. 14.

    Redshirt

    June 10, 2013 at 10:47 pm

    Dig the happening tunes of The Goldwaters.

  15. 15.

    The Dangerman

    June 10, 2013 at 10:48 pm

    @Dolly Llama:

    And I thought it was weird that nobody had taken that bait right off the bat.

    Everyone else that read it that way was, um, busy.

  16. 16.

    Redshirt

    June 10, 2013 at 10:48 pm

    @PsiFighter37: What do you mean, con? The Dark Hoodie always has a plan. Some kind of trickery, I suspect. Two QB’s on the field? Teabow as option fullback? Proto WR/Tight end? Touchdown Jesus insurance?

  17. 17.

    lgerard

    June 10, 2013 at 10:50 pm

    @Redshirt:

    Jesus, I would love to hear that!

  18. 18.

    MomSense

    June 10, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    @PsiFighter37:
    @Redshirt:

    No No No No No

    Please can we talk about something–anything else?! Surely such a travesty could not possibly be happening.

  19. 19.

    MattF

    June 10, 2013 at 10:53 pm

    See, the plan is to hire some local bands, get everyone drunk, and then all the young ‘ins will trust the financial industry. It’s bound to work and one can only wonder why didn’t anyone think of that sooner?

  20. 20.

    Redshirt

    June 10, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    @MomSense: Go with Touchdown Jesus, my child, and know the peace of Tebowing.

    Trust in the Hoodie. Look how awesome Ocho Cinco turned out!

  21. 21.

    Walker

    June 10, 2013 at 10:56 pm

    If they really want to seem hip, they should have a Kickstarter to solve the debt.

  22. 22.

    Bruce S

    June 10, 2013 at 10:57 pm

    More evidence this is catching on with the kids…

    youtube.com/watch?v=kjLuj0EhsQg

  23. 23.

    Linnaeus

    June 10, 2013 at 11:01 pm

    White Ford Bronco. Nice.

  24. 24.

    Walker

    June 10, 2013 at 11:02 pm

    @Bruce S:

    186k views over 6 months is not what I call a viral sensation. Particularly with only 500 likes.

  25. 25.

    BGinCHI

    June 10, 2013 at 11:03 pm

    @Bruce S: Well, he did write The Knack’s great My Moroni.

    He really makes my motor run, motor run.

  26. 26.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    June 10, 2013 at 11:05 pm

    @Comrade Jake: Or are they assholes? I keep getting those confused. Dickweeds and douchenozzles are easier to tell apart.

  27. 27.

    BGinCHI

    June 10, 2013 at 11:06 pm

    Imagine the youngs who would go to the 930 club to see music and emerge wanting to make sure the debt goes down at a time when borrowing money is free.

    I can only guess that the bathrooms have a stall offering free lobotomies.

  28. 28.

    Ben

    June 10, 2013 at 11:06 pm

    At least among those not politically in tune, I can say that sadly, many members of my generation believe that Social Security won’t be there when we retire.

  29. 29.

    Bruce S

    June 10, 2013 at 11:09 pm

    @Walker:

    So the kids today are staying off of Alan Simpson’s lawn?

    (Although I’m guessing that many more than 186k saw this – on some episode of the Daily Show, Colbert or other news clips making fun of it.)

  30. 30.

    Zifnab25

    June 10, 2013 at 11:10 pm

    @BGinCHI: If there’s one thing I love, it’s showing up for booze, music, and cute girls in short skirts, only to be waylayed by some guy waving flyers and screaming about how important it is that we think about long term fiscal planning of the federal government.

  31. 31.

    MomSense

    June 10, 2013 at 11:13 pm

    @Redshirt:

    Or as we call him up heah “ochostinko”.

  32. 32.

    Suffern ACE

    June 10, 2013 at 11:15 pm

    @Redshirt: lol. We heard that last year. Now I admit, the jets are not the brightest bulbs in the tulip garden, but I’ll give you a hint if they have two QBs on the field as to which one they’ll snap the ball to, which one will run the play, which one will pass, and which will hand off the ball.

  33. 33.

    Redshirt

    June 10, 2013 at 11:23 pm

    @Suffern ACE: The difference is Brady. Last year there was actual pressure for Tebow to play – Sanchez suxored. Remember the butt fumble? So people rightfully asked for Tebow to get a shot. But of course in NE, there will be no such pressure and Tebow can be some special teams/special weapon Jesus or something equally wacky. Also, maybe it was decided the Patriots need more coverage in the media.

  34. 34.

    Narcissus

    June 10, 2013 at 11:35 pm

    @Ben: Hell I’m almost thirty and have my doubts about whether or not there’ll be a safety net left by the time I’m old. I’d also like to get a full-time job at some point but I’m not holding my breath for that one, either.

  35. 35.

    BGinCHI

    June 10, 2013 at 11:36 pm

    @Zifnab25: Let’s give it up for less everything!

    Who wants to crush our culture for the Olds!

    Not even Ecstasy would make me clap for that.

  36. 36.

    Hob

    June 10, 2013 at 11:44 pm

    I hope it’s not the same explanation that Game of Thrones recently offered for why the host of an expensive shindig might choose to hire really lousy musicians.

  37. 37.

    Cargo

    June 11, 2013 at 12:01 am

    @Linnaeus: I know right? They may not know their instruments but they sure do know how to play a dogwhistle.

  38. 38.

    Michael G

    June 11, 2013 at 12:08 am

    I’m 40, so I’m obviously suspect, but I do go to Coachella every year, which means I’m that sad old dude who struggles to be hip.

    weknowmemes.com/2012/10/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids/

    That being said, these are not real bands, and nobody has ever heard of them.

  39. 39.

    gmann

    June 11, 2013 at 12:12 am

    $12 a ticket and the place holds 1200. . .Maybe they’ll donate the draw $ it to the Fed. Withholding all comments about Great White

  40. 40.

    Villago Delenda Est

    June 11, 2013 at 3:42 am

    @Bruce S:

    Wow. No kidding.

    We oldsters may not need to encourage the kids to put these guys on tumbrels. They’ll do it with no prompting at all.

  41. 41.

    Villago Delenda Est

    June 11, 2013 at 3:45 am

    @Redshirt:

    Also, maybe it was decided the Patriots need more coverage in the media.

    I would not dismiss such a notion instantly.

    In fact, it’s pretty plausible. You know the idjits at ESPN will just go gaga over this…

  42. 42.

    Thlayli

    June 11, 2013 at 6:35 am

    @Redshirt:

    Remember the butt fumble?

    Against the Patriots, of course.

  43. 43.

    bjacques

    June 11, 2013 at 7:01 am

    White Ford Bronco sounds like a band name made up by Republican Congressional interns.

    Debtstock! If you were there, you probably couldn’t really afford it.

  44. 44.

    pluege

    June 11, 2013 at 7:24 am

    when founding themes of rock ‘n roll were: “gonna die before I grow old”, and “better to burn out than fade away”, its pretty ironic (and detached) to be using rock n roll as a medium to convey a message about the debt and retirement funds.

  45. 45.

    pluege

    June 11, 2013 at 7:27 am

    are today’s youth smart enough to understand that without social security and medicare, their parents become their burden?

  46. 46.

    cvstoner

    June 11, 2013 at 7:36 am

    No one under 40 believes that Social Security will be around when they get to retirement age. Indeed, No one under 40 believes they will even be able to retire.

    You can certainly blame the Republicans for that. But, lately, the Democrats have been complicit in perpetuating this belief as well.

  47. 47.

    PLH in NYC

    June 11, 2013 at 8:37 am

    The only people that will buy this BS are people that have already been raised on the koolaid. And if you listen to punk rock, there are plenty of bands out there who preach about equality, social justice and the environment.

  48. 48.

    polyorchnid octopunch

    June 11, 2013 at 8:42 am

    I don’t have a retirement plan. I have a mentally disabled child instead.

  49. 49.

    polyorchnid octopunch

    June 11, 2013 at 8:43 am

    As for the bands, I’m willing to bet they don’t give a fuck one way or another, they’re doing the gig for the money, just like every other musician. The band names indicate a certain je ne sais quois about the culture in DC though.

  50. 50.

    steph

    June 11, 2013 at 8:49 am

    Seriously? A bandapalazoo to raise awareness to fix the debt? What’s next? Raising awareness to privatize social security? Or raising awareness to cancel SNAP?

  51. 51.

    Paul in KY

    June 11, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    @Michael G: I’ll be doing my sad-old-dude thing at Bonnaroo here in approx 48 hours (God willing).

  52. 52.

    pluege

    June 11, 2013 at 11:21 pm

    @cvstoner: I recall well being twenty-something and not giving social security a moments thought because I was sure it wouldn’t be there when I became eligible. Now that I’m getting pretty close to being eligible 30 some odd years later, lo and behold its still here and good for at least another 20 years to boot (if the grubby mitts of the plutocrats can be held at bay). Imagine that. What a remarkable program.

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