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By Request

by John Cole|  July 12, 20141:21 am| 43 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging, Open Threads

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The piglets are doing fine, but here is a pic to prove it (although it is from the other night, so I guess I am not proving anything):

piglets

But this is basically what they are doing right now, just being bitchier and less photogenic. In an odd note, Steve is the first cat I have ever known who likes steak. I really think this kid is part bobcat.

And you all keep calling him fat like I am over feeding him, but I swear to you, yes, he has the little paunch that all toms get when they get snipped later in life, but he just really is a big damned cat. His frame is massive and he is bigger than both dogs, even if he was skinny. He’s just a big man.

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  1. 1.

    Violet

    July 12, 2014 at 1:28 am

    Is that your resident animal whisperer with them? And where’s Rosie?

  2. 2.

    Liquid

    July 12, 2014 at 1:28 am

    Those are not your legs. Oh and you probably read it but — dailykos.com/story/2014/07/10/1312961/-The-day-I-took-the-cat-to-the-park

  3. 3.

    TG Chicago

    July 12, 2014 at 1:29 am

    So it’s a picture of a guy who has a cat on his lap who isn’t visibly wearing pants. #WestVirginiaIsForLovers

  4. 4.

    some guy

    July 12, 2014 at 1:33 am

    Then there is the conflict, which may quickly escalate if Israel decides

    The reluctance to spend time in public places is shared now in Israel, too, as the rockets rain down. But Israel is a larger, much more modern polity, which has equipped itself with shelters, air-raid sirens and a missile-defense system.

    Like most Gazans, Dr. Sahbani would not fault Hamas but rather “the siege and the occupation.” As a Palestinian Authority employee, he lost his salary when he continued to work in Al-Shifa under the Hamas government, which did pay him, though less.

    Both Sides Do It!

    It is a plaint heard regularly here, with particular pathos during hostilities. Gazans see themselves as living in a poor territory that nobody cares about, a kind of “prison,” as they like to say, trapped between Israel, an ambivalent or unfriendly Egypt and the closely patrolled sea. Not even fellow Palestinians in the West Bank really care for them, they say.

    it’s not the racist triumphalism that is most annoying, it’s the “Of course, they are also prisoners of their situation,” Both Siderism of Haaretz on the Hudson that really grates

  5. 5.

    some guy

    July 12, 2014 at 1:34 am

    “as they like to say”

    fucking prisoners, will they shut up already while we kill their kids.

  6. 6.

    some guy

    July 12, 2014 at 1:36 am

    Not even fellow Palestinians in the West Bank really care for them, they say.

    from Bibi’s minions lips to the al-Quds Brigades ears

  7. 7.

    some guy

    July 12, 2014 at 1:40 am

    for quiet and quiescent url fetishists like Cassidy’s pals Cacti and Omni Omni Hotels Inc (have you stayed at an Omni Hotel yet? You really really should!) :

    nytimes.com/2014/07/12/world/middleeast/for-gazans-a-tense-and-somber-ramadan.html

  8. 8.

    Liquid

    July 12, 2014 at 1:48 am

    @some guy: Boys, please! We’re talking about pets here. Two groups of people that want the other dead can wait for another day.

    @TGChicago

    You have a way of summarizing things that makes tribal bloodlust look absolutely trite in comparison.

  9. 9.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    July 12, 2014 at 1:51 am

    @some guy: Name a viable solution. Right fucking now. Come on.
    Do it.

  10. 10.

    some guy

    July 12, 2014 at 1:53 am

    @Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name):

    one man, one vote. right now.

  11. 11.

    Glocksman

    July 12, 2014 at 1:54 am

    Out of curiosity John, what car stereo did you eventually decide on, and did you try installing it yourself?

  12. 12.

    some guy

    July 12, 2014 at 1:56 am

    or we could keep killing whole families and let their cats survive

    google.com/search?tbm=isch&tbs=simg:CAQSZxplCxCo1NgEGgQIAQhCDAsQsIynCBo8CjoIAhIUmRSRIb0nnyDKIJo…

  13. 13.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    July 12, 2014 at 1:56 am

    @some guy: Where? Involving whom? Verified by?

  14. 14.

    Liquid

    July 12, 2014 at 1:59 am

    You know if you go to aljazeera.com/news/middleeast/ you can actually interact with a few ISIS/ISIL members. Granted the NSA will be on your ass but Lambert assured me that “The NSA doesn’t spy on it’s people.”

    Plus there’s an insane asian guy posing as a Russian posing as a Brit!. It is literal madness and an NSA cornucopia.

  15. 15.

    some guy

    July 12, 2014 at 1:59 am

    @Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name):

    once a fetishist, always a fetishist.

  16. 16.

    some guy

    July 12, 2014 at 2:02 am

    5:48 A.M. The U.S. Embassy in Tel Aviv orders embassy personnel assigned to Be’er Sheva to relocate north to Herzliya.

    5:10 A.M. Alarm sounds in the Eshkol Regional Council. (Haaretz)

    4:20 A.M. Three rockets explode in open areas in the Be’er Sheva area. (Shirly Seidler)

    3:57 A.M. Sirens sound in Be’er Sheva and towns throughout the Northern Negev.

  17. 17.

    some guy

    July 12, 2014 at 2:03 am

    12:17 A.M. Sirens sound in two Eshkol Regional Council kibbutzim.

  18. 18.

    Liquid

    July 12, 2014 at 2:04 am

    @some guy: Did they let it slip that it was Shadow Moses Island?

  19. 19.

    some guy

    July 12, 2014 at 2:06 am

    11:27 P.M. The armed wing of the Islamic Resistance Movement has warned international airlines that it intends to target Israel’s Ben Gurion International Airport with its rockets from Gaza and has told them not to fly there, a statement by the group said on Friday.

    Dimona (Hebrew: דִּימוֹנָה) is an Israeli city in the Negev desert, 36 kilometres (22 mi) to the south of Beersheba and 35 kilometres (22 mi) west of the Dead Sea above the Arava valley in the Southern District of Israel. Its population at the end of 2007 was 33,600.[1]

  20. 20.

    Liquid

    July 12, 2014 at 2:08 am

    While our resident Heavyweight readies their response might I just add — What is your point?

  21. 21.

    some guy

    July 12, 2014 at 2:08 am

    @Liquid:

    real live nude ISIS members? was John Bolton and Pam Geller informed that Jen Rubin’s BFFs were in town?

  22. 22.

    Liquid

    July 12, 2014 at 2:12 am

    @some guy: Well if Ol’ Bolton wanted to give Pam Grier a moostache ride I might just get jealous.

    ETA: Wow, Rationalwiki has quite the article on your Gellar. That doesn’t mean she wouldn’t get a moosetache ride though.

  23. 23.

    some guy

    July 12, 2014 at 2:13 am

    While our resident Heavyweight

    I feel pretty confident the hasbara is talking about you, Omnes Omnes Hotels Inc. are you on the side of Lincoln or on the side of Calhoun?

  24. 24.

    Liquid

    July 12, 2014 at 2:16 am

    @some guy: OK, I do not know who you are but I do believe that Omnes would be insulted by your flagrant assertion.

    Only an ignorant swine such as myself might hope to like, you know, say something to, like, make you stop saying things, or something.

  25. 25.

    Liquid

    July 12, 2014 at 2:19 am

    @some guy: Of course the fact that Omnes is several hundred years old might temper your enthusiasm and stay your poisonous keyboard whilst we await the foul breath of his response.

    I always pictured him as the Great owl from Secret of NIMH.

    youtube.com/watch?v=CCAiKsLLprU <_ doesn't do it justice.

  26. 26.

    slag

    July 12, 2014 at 2:21 am

    Your cat is fat. He didn’t used to be fat. He is now fat. This is not an optical illusion. This is a reality.

  27. 27.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    July 12, 2014 at 2:21 am

    @some guy: So you have no response. Okay.

  28. 28.

    Liquid

    July 12, 2014 at 2:24 am

    @Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name): The Great Owl speaks! The lee of the stone!!1!

  29. 29.

    seaboogie

    July 12, 2014 at 2:32 am

    @TG Chicago: Chez Cole appears to be a pants-free zone, maybe in solidarity with the critters? Visit other folks and they might ask you to remove your shoes….

  30. 30.

    Liquid

    July 12, 2014 at 2:40 am

    You joyless fucks. Listen- youtube.com/watch?v=wr-buV4tYOA -and tell me you wouldn’t armor up and go for it.

  31. 31.

    ⚽️ Martin

    July 12, 2014 at 2:54 am

    I don’t understand what Israel sees as an end-game here.

  32. 32.

    Liquid

    July 12, 2014 at 2:54 am

    Seriously, once the nuke lands the only record of history we’ll have is a bunch of drunken assholes arguing about something unrelated to the real issue,

  33. 33.

    MikeJ

    July 12, 2014 at 2:55 am

    RIP Tommy, the last original Ramone.

  34. 34.

    Liquid

    July 12, 2014 at 2:57 am

    Seriously, it is ~92 degrees at two minutes to midnite Best Coast Time and I have to weigh defending women’s rights or murdering some South-American broad because she betrayed me in a game that came out three years ago.

  35. 35.

    Liquid

    July 12, 2014 at 3:01 am

    These are the moral quandaries the 60+ people deal with. Christ, not me! I’m 32! Just don’t piss off the Great Owl and you’ll be fine.

  36. 36.

    Liquid

    July 12, 2014 at 3:30 am

    Check.

  37. 37.

    WereBear

    July 12, 2014 at 6:20 am

    I really think this kid is part bobcat.

    Legend has it that ship’s cats from the first colonization mated with native bobcats to create the Maine Coon Cat.

    I believe it.

  38. 38.

    Lurker

    July 12, 2014 at 7:21 am

    @TG Chicago:

    Who’s not wearing pants? The cat or the guy?

  39. 39.

    Betty Cracker

    July 12, 2014 at 7:43 am

    So Steve and Lily have forsaken you for your roommate, but Rosie remains faithful.

  40. 40.

    Elizabelle

    July 12, 2014 at 10:17 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Maybe Christion was in the room and Rosie was otherwise engaged.

  41. 41.

    phoebes-in-santa fe

    July 12, 2014 at 11:01 am

    I think I was the one last night who requested/demanded/begged for pictures of Steve. Thanks for posting, Cole.

  42. 42.

    J R in WV

    July 12, 2014 at 1:18 pm

    Can there be anything better than a really big affectionate cat on your lap when it’s 92 out and the humidity is pushing 100%?

    Seriously, I really like a cat purring on my chest as I go to bed, it puts me out quickly.

  43. 43.

    Lydia L.P.

    July 15, 2014 at 10:26 am

    My husband sent me your pic, he’s your most avid reader fan! — He sent this to me, because of the cat! — I would judge by those beautiful paws and those lovely tufts between the paws and the handsome tiger markings that your cat is going to get pretty damn big! — Mostly likely a Maine Coon Cat! :) — Good Luck with him, he’s awesome! :)

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