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Late Night Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  February 3, 201611:45 pm| 43 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Domestic Politics, Open Threads

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My dogs are asleep, so I can’t take their picture to share without pissing them off. Here’s a drawing instead:

P&D Sketch

Open thread!

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  1. 1.

    redshirt

    February 3, 2016 at 11:46 pm

    So who won the debate? I didn’t watch it.

    Also, which dog is boss?

  2. 2.

    bystander

    February 3, 2016 at 11:48 pm

    Just back from a gallery opening and a great free dinner. Only lost my aged but much beloved wristwatch. How I don’t know.

  3. 3.

    redshirt

    February 3, 2016 at 11:49 pm

    @bystander: Did you take it off at any point?

  4. 4.

    rikyrah

    February 3, 2016 at 11:50 pm

    what’s wrong with sleeping dog pictures?

  5. 5.

    MomSense

    February 4, 2016 at 12:00 am

    Tried to clean and organize closets tonight. Now everything is out of the closet and there is a big mess. I just want to shove it all back in and forget about it.

  6. 6.

    Betty Cracker

    February 4, 2016 at 12:03 am

    @redshirt: I thought they both did well but would give a slight edge to Hillz. Left dog is boss despite being smaller.

    @rikyrah: They wake up and glare at me.

  7. 7.

    redshirt

    February 4, 2016 at 12:07 am

    @efgoldman: Hotwire!

  8. 8.

    MomSense

    February 4, 2016 at 12:09 am

    @efgoldman:

    You didn’t hear me cursing? Think someone would want to buy my house with closets pre-stuffed?

  9. 9.

    NotMax

    February 4, 2016 at 12:11 am

    Piece of sh*t with a yellow stripe.

    A controversial “neomasculinity” meetup planned for Saturday in Vancouver has been cancelled.

    “I can no longer guarantee the safety or privacy of the men who want to attend on Feb. 6, especially since most of the meetups cannot be made private in time,” wrote Daryush Valizadeh, an American writer and self-styled pickup artist.
    [snip]
    On the ROK website and his own blog, Valizadeh — known online as “Roosh V.” — has published various articles promoting controversial issues, such as “‘rape culture’ was manufactured to wage an unjust war against men.”

    Another article advocates for the changing of laws to “make rape legal if done on private property,” while another claims “women have reduced themselves to sexual commodities.” Source

  10. 10.

    redshirt

    February 4, 2016 at 12:13 am

    @NotMax: It’s like Reddit in the real world.

  11. 11.

    NotMax

    February 4, 2016 at 12:16 am

    So sad, such a waste of a young life which in a better world would have no business being directly involved.

    A 10-year-old Afghan boy who was declared a hero after fighting the Taliban has been shot dead by insurgents while on his way to school, officials said Wednesday.

    Wasil Ahmad, who had fought the Taliban alongside his uncle on many occasions, was killed Monday near his home in Tirin Kot, the capital of the southern Uruzgan province, said deputy police chief Rahimullah Khan.
    [snip]
    Spokesman Rafiullah Baidar said that local police had hailed the boy as a hero after he battled a Taliban siege following the death of his father in fighting.

    “Possibly he took up arms to take revenge for his father’s death, but it was illegal for the police to declare him a hero and reveal his identity, especially to the insurgents,” Baidar said.

    “One side made him famous and the other side killed him — both sides ignored the law and acted illegally,” he said. Source

  12. 12.

    Mnemosyne

    February 4, 2016 at 12:17 am

    @NotMax:

    I’m guessing that not enough of his fans were willing to get up off their couches and show up, so he canceled so as not to be embarrassed that there weren’t even enough guys for a decent hand of poker.

  13. 13.

    Betty Cracker

    February 4, 2016 at 12:19 am

    @MomSense: We’re starting to try to pare down stuff in anticipation of moving eventually. I dread it; we’ve been here for 12 years and have so much crap. I can’t bear to undertake a large project like a closet or shed right now, so we’re doing a strategy of filling one bag each per week. Could be stuff to throw out, stuff to donate, stuff to put aside for a yard sale. Anyhoo, it’s a way to feel like we’re doing something without doing a whole lot. Given our lengthy time horizon, that works for us.

  14. 14.

    redshirt

    February 4, 2016 at 12:25 am

    @Betty Cracker: Personally of course, I have found with big projects it’s best to plan ahead and throw your full commitment at it on that day/s. And two, big projects are often not as big as you think when you dedicate yourself to them.

    For instance, I’m sure you and your husband could accomplish any household cleaning project you wished if you both dedicated 8 hours each over a weekend. You can get a lot done in a dedicated 8 hours.

    Do it once and it’s done for a while.

  15. 15.

    NotMax

    February 4, 2016 at 12:27 am

    @Betty Cracker

    Sinkhole, Betty, sinkhole.

    Florida’s all-natural disposal system.

    :)

  16. 16.

    Betty Cracker

    February 4, 2016 at 12:33 am

    @redshirt: I’m sure that’s a superior method, but we lack focus. We’ll stand around and procrastinate, and the next thing you know, we’ll decide to have a beer and play darts instead. We should probably move into supervised housing for our own good.

  17. 17.

    BR

    February 4, 2016 at 12:43 am

    Does anyone know how I can watch the Clinton/Sanders townhall that happened earlier this evening? I can’t seem to find the right link.

  18. 18.

    benw

    February 4, 2016 at 12:43 am

    @srv:

    No word on hairdressers and telephone sanitisers.

    what do you mean? They just left on Ark B.

  19. 19.

    redshirt

    February 4, 2016 at 12:51 am

    @Betty Cracker: That’s why I mentioned the planning ahead. You schedule the weekend of X to tackle Y, and you both commit to it.

    You can still drink beer and play darts but also give up one weekend to accomplish a big task. And then it’s done, and you’ll feel so much better.

  20. 20.

    nutella

    February 4, 2016 at 1:38 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    I thought they both did well but would give a slight edge to Hillz.

    Heh. Just like Iowa!

  21. 21.

    redshirt

    February 4, 2016 at 1:42 am

    Sorry I killed your thread with sensible advice, Betty.

    Shit, it’s like 4 hours on Saturday and Sunday – not that big a deal on a one time basis!

  22. 22.

    PurpleGirl

    February 4, 2016 at 1:49 am

    I love the drawings you do. You can give us drawings any time BC. How are the doggies, btw? I know you will be watching the superb pwl but will you let the doggies watch the Puppy Bowl?

  23. 23.

    Betty Cracker

    February 4, 2016 at 1:57 am

    @redshirt: It’s good advice, but my husband and I have been married nearly 20 years, and “sensible” is not in our vocabularies. We just don’t roll that way. It’s probably for the best. We might be more dangerous if we were organized.

    @PurpleGirl: Thanks! Everyone is fine. We’ll be rooting for the mighty Panthers, and the dogs won’t pay any attention, not even to the puppies. You doing alright?

  24. 24.

    PurpleGirl

    February 4, 2016 at 2:02 am

    @Betty Cracker: Yes, I’m doing well. I’ll be watching the Kitten Bowl. One former boyfriend tried to teach me about football, and I’d watch it with him but I never really liked it or understood it. (And that wasn’t a problem for us; as long I’d watch it with him I was keeping him company and that’s all that mattered.)

    ETA: I do sometimes read the football threads because being BJ you don’t what tangents to the thread will appear.

  25. 25.

    redshirt

    February 4, 2016 at 2:03 am

    @efgoldman: Ok so maybe 12 times a year.

    My point being is that what seem like YUUUUGE projects from your seat aren’t really so when you throw yourself at them. You can finish big works in short periods of concentrated effort.

  26. 26.

    redshirt

    February 4, 2016 at 2:05 am

    @PurpleGirl: American football is just a form of soccer – 11 players on each side, a ball, and they’re trying to score a goal on the other team at one side of the field or the other.

  27. 27.

    amk

    February 4, 2016 at 2:20 am

    make this another 350+ thread?

    yes, we can.

  28. 28.

    dogwood

    February 4, 2016 at 2:30 am

    @Betty Cracker:
    I’ve spent the last year really getting my house in order. Remodeling helps some with this. My brother passed a few weeks ago, and now I have a house to sell. Luckily he was very organized with minimal stuff, so it shouldn’t be too bad. The freaky thing is, I knew he was a tightwad, but holy hell, he had a shitload of money.

  29. 29.

    redshirt

    February 4, 2016 at 2:33 am

    @Betty Cracker: They both look like Winston Churchill giving a speech – at different eras in their careers.

  30. 30.

    dogwood

    February 4, 2016 at 2:44 am

    @amk:
    Hey, I want to apologize to you. I was out of line the other day. I let my frustrations with all the bickering get to me, but that’s no excuse.

  31. 31.

    ruemara

    February 4, 2016 at 2:51 am

    Betty, what do you draw with? Just curious. I like your line work, even if it’s got no variance. Your pictures look like they’re always laughing.

  32. 32.

    magurakurin

    February 4, 2016 at 3:22 am

    @redshirt: And unlike soccer, sometimes they actual do score a goal. But I like rugby, what do I know. Six Nations starts this weekend.

  33. 33.

    magurakurin

    February 4, 2016 at 3:23 am

    @amk: only if someone pokes mclaren with a stick again ***coughomnescough***

  34. 34.

    Anne Laurie

    February 4, 2016 at 3:55 am

    @redshirt:

    You can finish big works in short periods of concentrated effort.

    Trust me, it’s a lot easier when you live alone.

    Housemates very, very rarely have the same big chunks of time available — and when they (we) get them, we usually need or want to do more fun (or essential) tasks than decluttering/housecleaning.

    The Spousal Unit (being a Virgo) wants to clear out a big space, dump all the boxes he’s been filling up with random cruft, and spend as long as it takes to sort out every last worn sock or long-expired receipt. Meanwhile, the grocery shopping got put off (again), nobody can get into the kitchen past the stacks of Don’tMoveThat!, and we’re both getting ever-more-cranky because we’re hungry & exhausted. Also, my dust allergies are acting up, the cats keep chasing each other across the sorted papers, and one of our rescue dogs has ‘marked’ an essential pile while our attention was distracted.

    I’ve discovered it’s much less stressful for everybody if I pick one target closet/drawer/shelving unit/corner, get a little bit sorted & cleaned, and be willing to resist the temptation of just-one-more-thing when the dogs are whining, my blood sugar is dropping, and it’s an hour past bedtime the night before a major appointment.

    Baby steps, Betty. I like your “one bag a week” theory, but we’re both ADD; we have a ‘one item into each person’s discard/donate/recycle bag every day’ equivalent.

  35. 35.

    satby

    February 4, 2016 at 6:03 am

    @dogwood: Condolences, dogwood, on the loss of your brother. May his rest now be peaceful.

  36. 36.

    amk

    February 4, 2016 at 6:06 am

    @dogwood:

    Heh, forget about it. I too was rash and I am sorry about that.

    Things get pretty hot around here about hillz vs sanders thingy. So, I am trying to avoid it as much as I can. :)

  37. 37.

    Amir Khalid

    February 4, 2016 at 7:30 am

    In case anyone’s interested, Top Gear‘s new host Chris Evans (the British DJ, not to be confused with the actor who plays Captain America) has announced his co-host: American actor Matt LeBlanc, known the world over for playing Joey Tribbiani in Friends.

  38. 38.

    Betty Cracker

    February 4, 2016 at 7:41 am

    @dogwood: I’m sorry about your brother.

  39. 39.

    Betty Cracker

    February 4, 2016 at 7:43 am

    @ruemara: I use several different apps, depending on the device. Don’t know any of them well — it’s just something fun to fool around with. The one on this post was Morpholio for iPad. I think my favorite is Sketches (Tayasui) — I use that one more than any other, also on iPad.

  40. 40.

    Amir Khalid

    February 4, 2016 at 7:49 am

    @dogwood:
    Very sorry to hear about your brother. Had he been ill for long?

  41. 41.

    Paul in KY

    February 4, 2016 at 9:30 am

    @dogwood: My condolences on your brother’s death. Best of luck with all the estate stuff.

  42. 42.

    Hillary Rettig

    February 4, 2016 at 9:42 am

    one on the left looks like Picasso. Not *a* Picasso: Picasso himself!

  43. 43.

    April

    February 4, 2016 at 10:50 am

    Left dog has resting bitch face, but that is appropriate, I suppose. You captured them both wonderfully, Betty!

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