Watching the pre-smackdown buildup on CNN. A CNN-bot was out there doing wo/man-on-the-street interviews to find out what we-the-pipple want to ask the candidates. If the slack-jawed ninnies the reporter buttonholed are any indication, we-the-pipple could use a good swift kick in the ass.
“I’d ask Clinton what she’s hiding in those emails,” one woman sniffed. “I heard she hid them and I’d ask her why.” Or something about that stupid.
The truth is out there, New Hampshire ninny. Just Google it and pick which version you prefer. You could even choose the candidate’s 5,000 statements on that very issue to get an inkling of what she’d say to you personally, you extra-special snowflake.
I wouldn’t blame a candidate who got such a dumb question for swinging his or her microphone on its cord like a mace and smacking that potential voter in the face.
PS: See our lovely Chicagoans here! (Sorry to step on you, Anne Laurie!)