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You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / But I am still thirsty

But I am still thirsty

by DougJ|  April 5, 20183:05 pm| 35 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M.

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I know some of you get sick of poll porn but….

Former Gov. Phil Bredesen has a 10-point lead over U.S. Rep. Marsha Blackburn in the race to succeed U.S. Sen. Bob Corker, according to a new poll from Middle Tennessee State University.

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  1. 1.

    rikyrah

    April 5, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    You know…
    Baby pictures are always welcome ;)

  2. 2.

    Ailuridae

    April 5, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    I hadn’t even realized Blackburn won that primary. Are the Democrats running someone viable in Blackburn’s district? I know it is one of the safer R districts in the South.

  3. 3.

    oatler.

    April 5, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    I don’t trust poll porn but I believe we will remove the Nazis,easy or hard.

  4. 4.

    Doug!

    April 5, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    @rikyrah:

    It’s annoying…they are on my phone in a way where it’s a slight pain to get them on my computer for upload.

  5. 5.

    DougJ

    April 5, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    @Ailuridae:

    Not sure about that

  6. 6.

    HinTN

    April 5, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    Our primary is in August but Marcia’s opposition is all second tier local Rs, so it’s a pretty well forgone conclusion that she will face off with Bredesen.

  7. 7.

    HinTN

    April 5, 2018 at 3:20 pm

    @Ailuridae: Yes, the very wealthy WHITE enclave south of Nashvegas. Fairly reliably R.

  8. 8.

    kindness

    April 5, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    Hahahaha. I despise Blackburn so this is the awesome.

  9. 9.

    HinTN

    April 5, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    @HinTN: We actually have a shot at dumping Desjarlais in the 4th, however. The D is a solid candidate and even Trumpistas recognize that the good doctor is worthless. One can hope.

  10. 10.

    HinTN

    April 5, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    @kindness: Yeah you right.

  11. 11.

    Mary G

    April 5, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    @rikyrah: Yes. Or ? plus ?.

  12. 12.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 5, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    OT, but Kevin Williamson’s new gig is a non-gig. Paste-eater Goldberg realized that Williamson is a misogynist fuckstain, and has fired his new hire.

  13. 13.

    HinTN

    April 5, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    @DougJ: Dang, DougJ, all this talk got me to go do the ActBlue thingy. However, it also provoked me to make the donation to my local TN-04 gal but man, I had to scroll forever to find that race. How do they organize that list?

  14. 14.

    MomSense

    April 5, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Is our editors learning?

  15. 15.

    Turgidson

    April 5, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    I’m still scarred by the 2016 phenomenon of older previously successful red or purple state Democrats coming out of retirement to run, starting out with commanding leads, and ultimately losing by surprisingly wide margins. I realize 2018 should be a very different environment but I’m going to assume a state like Tennessee will revert to its now solid red ways between now and November, and hope to be pleasantly surprised.

    That said. Bredesen might be the only D who has a good chance, so I am glad he’s giving it a go.

  16. 16.

    GregB

    April 5, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    May the GOP be crushed and driven before us and may we hear the lamentations of Marica Blackburn.

  17. 17.

    GregB

    April 5, 2018 at 3:47 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    How many Scaramuccis? Or is it Friedman units?

  18. 18.

    Mel

    April 5, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    @Mary G: @rikyrah: Third vote for photos!

  19. 19.

    HinTN

    April 5, 2018 at 3:58 pm

    @Turgidson: Phil was well respected as governor and is a good candidate. That said, I agree that need a new generation to deepen the bench.

  20. 20.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 5, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    @HinTN: Our primary is in August but Marcia’s opposition is all second tier local Rs,

    (very twitter-Nixon voice:) Imagine Blackburn being first tier. Imagine that.

    It’s funny, because it’s fuckign horrifying.

  21. 21.

    eclare

    April 5, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    @Ailuridae: She has not, but she is expected to. The primary is in August.

    ETA> And yet again I should have read to the end before commenting.

  22. 22.

    eclare

    April 5, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    @HinTN: Woo-hoo! Had not heard that!

  23. 23.

    FlipYrWhig

    April 5, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    @Turgidson: Who are you thinking of? I remember Feingold…

    Oh jeez I just checked and I had COMPLETELY forgotten Evan Bayh.

  24. 24.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 5, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    @HinTN: I remember a pretty liberal college friend of mine from Nashville telling me in the nineties telling me that Lamar Alexander was a different kind of Republican. Her parents (one or both on the Vanderbilt faculty as I recall) had voted for him for governor. Which I mention not only cause that turned out to be very very wrong, but Lamar! seems to have kind of faded into the wallpaper. Can’t even be asked to do a half-assed phony preening schtick like “Liddle Bob Corker”

    ETA: @FlipYrWhig: Strickland in Ohio, too, I think.

  25. 25.

    Mike in DC

    April 5, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    AZ–1, possibly 2
    NV–1
    TN–1
    MS–1 of 2
    TX–1, possibly

    So, in a best case scenario, we hold all D seats and pick up 4 to 6 R seats. Which would be catastrophic for the GOP.

  26. 26.

    FlipYrWhig

    April 5, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Oh, yeah. I don’t quite get why he fell apart so very badly. The scintillating charisma of Rob Portman?

  27. 27.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 5, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: all well and good that he’s gone, but I’m so sickened that his racist masturbation fantasy, in which he described a 9 YO African-American child as “simian” and a “3/5 Snoop Dog” wasn’t enough to tank that hire. The fact that it was The Atlantic just makes it that much more disgusting. He swears the fraction was chosen at random.

  28. 28.

    satby

    April 5, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    @Doug!: I just email my phone pictures to myself and download them on my laptop or tablet. Easier than trying to find the right size USB cord.

  29. 29.

    HinTN

    April 5, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Lamar actually was a pretty good governor, it was only when he got greedy (the UT nastiness) and needy (the presidential pretensions) that his ugliness really showed out.

  30. 30.

    DougJ

    April 5, 2018 at 5:42 pm

    @satby:

    Me too

  31. 31.

    Chet

    April 5, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    Take me to another place
    Take me to another land
    Make me forget all that hurts me
    Help me understand your plan…for a Democratic Congress

  32. 32.

    SoupCatcher

    April 5, 2018 at 6:48 pm

    @Chet: As soon as I saw the thread title, I thought “that’s an earworm I don’t mind having.”

  33. 33.

    JR

    April 5, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    Down and out, losing ground

  34. 34.

    randy khan

    April 5, 2018 at 10:44 pm

    Early days, one poll, etc., but that.would.be.awesome.

  35. 35.

    Andy Zell

    April 5, 2018 at 10:44 pm

    I’m happy to report that here in South Dakota there are Democratic candidates running for almost every seat. I don’t know how many the Ds will win, but I’m hopeful we’ll pick up a few. We have so few as it is.

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