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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

Hot air and ill-informed banter

Find someone who loves you the way trump and maga love traitors.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Fear and negativity are contagious, but so is courage!

Their freedom requires your slavery.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

The National Guard is not Batman.

A fool as well as an oath-breaker.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

There are times when telling just part of the truth is effectively a lie.

Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!

We do not need to pander to people who do not like what we stand for.

“When somebody takes the time to draw up a playbook, they’re gonna use it.”

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Fight for a just cause, love your fellow man, live a good life.

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Trump Pardons Another Crook

by Betty Cracker|  December 3, 20251:25 pm| 241 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Politics

President Piggy has pardoned hundreds of corrupt and/or criminal Republicans, but occasionally he’ll throw a bone to a crook with a D behind his name if it serves Piggy’s purposes. Recall that Trump sprang Rod Blagojevich in his first term. So this isn’t particularly surprising:

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump pardoned Texas Democratic Rep. Henry Cuellar and his wife in a federal bribery and conspiracy case on Wednesday, citing what he called a “weaponized” justice system.

Trump, who has argued that his own legal troubles were a partisan witch hunt, said on social media without presenting evidence that Cuellar and his wife, Imelda Cuellar, were prosecuted because the congressman had been critical of President Joe Biden’s immigration policies.

Trump, a Republican, said in a social media post that Cuellar “bravely spoke out against Open Borders” and accused Biden, a Democrat, of going after the congressman and his wife “simply for speaking the TRUTH.”

As a crook himself, Trump feels bipartisan kinship with fellow thieves. If Gold Bar Bob Menendez crafts a sufficiently fawning letter from prison (remember to address Trump as “Your Excellency,” Bob!), he’ll probably get sprung too.

I can understand that corrupt politicians who peddle influence and launder foreign money feel an affinity for each other. Here’s what I don’t understand, not even a tiny bit:

Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were “very thin” and says Trump’s pardon was “exactly the right outcome”

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) December 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM

What the fucking fuck, man?

Open thread.

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Late Night Open Thread: Clown. Shoes.

by Anne Laurie|  November 23, 20252:20 am| 83 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Elon Musk

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEEE

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— I.G.Y. Azalea (@steelydad.bsky.social) November 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM

grok told me those match

— Ernest Luckman (@ernieluckman.bsky.social) November 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM

You know what they say ’bout a man with big feet…

Okay, this is just pathetic.

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— George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM

Billionaire Elon Musk was widely mocked after X users discovered he’d programmed his AI chatbot Grok to praise his physique by saying he’s “fitter than” basketball star LeBron James.

Musk is actually on record saying that he wouldn’t exercise if he could, that he’s not been consistent meeting with his personal trainer, and that he would “rather eat tasty food and live a shorter life.” But to hear Grok tell it, Musk is more fit than one of the top basketball players on the planet—and smarter than some of humanity’s greatest minds…

Of course, the internet’s finest trolls would hardly resist so tempting a target:

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What is happening here?

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM


(You want specific examples, you’re just gonna have to look for yourself.)

One silver lining about bubbles, they're utterly hilarious at the peak.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) November 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM


Late Night Open Thread: Clown. Shoes.

I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.

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— The Author, Séamas O'Reilly (@seamas.bsky.social) November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM

"If there's one thing I love as someone who can help make Twitter profitable, it's betting on an AI that has been made floridly psychotic by its creator for the sake of his own ego" — Masayoshi Son, probably

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— Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like…

by Anne Laurie|  November 22, 20257:32 am| 165 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., KULCHA!, Open Threads, Trumpery

A beloved Christmas tree tradition is returning to Manhattan this holiday season.

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) November 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM



“Holiday tree featuring thousands of origami works opens at NYC’s American Museum of Natural History”
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… The Origami Holiday Tree that’s delighted crowds for decades at the American Museum of Natural History opens to the public on Monday. The colorful, richly decorated 13-foot (4-meter) tree is adorned with thousands of hand-folded paper ornaments created by origami artists from around the world.

This year’s tree is inspired by the museum’s new exhibition, “Impact: The End of the Age of Dinosaurs,” which chronicles how an asteroid crash some 66 million years ago reshaped life on Earth.

Talo Kawasaki, the tree’s co-designer, said the tree’s theme is “New Beginnings,” in reference to the new world that followed the mass extinction.

Located off the museum’s Central Park West entrance, the artificial tree is topped with a golden, flaming asteroid.

Its branches and limbs are packed with origami works representing a variety of animals and insects, including foxes, cranes, turtles, bats, sharks, elephants, giraffes and monkeys. Dinosaur favorites such as the triceratops and tyrannosaurus rex are also depicted in the folded paper works of art…

The origami tree has been a highlight of the museum’s holiday season for more than 40 years.

Volunteers from all over the world are enlisted to make hundreds of new models. The intricate paper artworks are generally made from a single sheet of paper but can sometimes take days or even weeks to perfect.

The new origami pieces are bolstered by archived works stored from prior seasons, including a 40-year-old model of a pterosaur, an extinct flying reptile, that was folded for one of the museum’s first origami trees in the early 1970s.

Rosalind Joyce, the tree’s co-designer, estimates that anywhere from 2,000 to 3,000 origami works are embedded in the tree…

Nifty short video at the link.

The Metropolitan Museum’s Neapolitan angel tree goes up on November 25th this year.

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Speaking of the Giving Season…

Another legacy of John Roberts

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— Dana Houle (@danahoule.bsky.social) November 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM


“The top 20 billionaires influencing American politics” [Gift link]

Elsewhere:

Enten: "This is probably the worst 10 day period for the president in the polls his entire second term. The numbers are just atrocious … when your best poll has you 14 points underwater, you know it's truly bad and it's as bad as 26 points underwater … -43 with independents! They despise him."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) November 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM

A Fox News poll this week found Obamacare is more popular than Trump, either party and congressional leaders. Only 3 points below Fox's all-time high for the law reached in 2023 static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/…

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— Scott Clement (@sfcpoll.bsky.social) November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  November 19, 20258:01 am| 246 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Trumpery, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

lowered inhibitions, lack of awareness about how public behavior is being perceived, i am sure it’s nothing

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— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM

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He never laughs. This looks like a suck-up laugh to the boss

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— Dana Houle (@danahoule.bsky.social) November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM

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Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) November 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM

CNN reports:

… Trump went on to insist Prince bin Salman — who the CIA assessed likely ordered the murder — wasn’t involved.

“He knew nothing about it, and we can leave it at that,” Trump said, turning toward the crown prince.

The moment was the best illustration yet that the period of diplomatic isolation Prince bin Salman endured following Khashoggi’s murder is over. For his first visit to the White House in more than seven years, the crown prince was welcomed with all the trappings of a state visit, the highest form of American diplomatic reception.

His black Mercedes limousine was escorted onto the South Lawn by a team of dark horses as a military band trumpeted his arrival. A flyover of fighter jets that included F-35s – the jets Trump says he’s planning to sell to Riyadh – blared overhead. Later, Trump is hosting a black-tie dinner in the East Room.

Sitting in the Oval Office, Trump heaped praise on the crown prince, including for what he called his “incredible” record on human rights. The president touted new deals on Saudi investments in the United States, and affirmed his plans to sell the American-made jets, even as the crown prince stopped short of committing to some of Trump’s priorities.

And instead of merely glossing over the 2018 murder, which took place at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Trump took offense that the subject was raised at all during what he intended to be a splashy show of respect…

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“It’s painful and it’s a huge mistake,” Prince bin Salman said, going on to defend a Saudi investigation afterward.

“About the journalist, it’s really painful to hear anyone that been losing his life for no real purpose or not in a legal way, and it’s been painful for us in Saudi Arabia,” he said.

The crown prince added that Saudi Arabia “did all the right steps of investigation” and that “we are doing our best that this doesn’t happen again.”

Hanan Elatr Khashoggi, Jamal Khashoggi’s widow, responded to Trump’s claim that her slain husband was “extremely controversial,” saying that was no reason for him to have been assassinated…

Trump has actively sought to cultivate his relationship with the kingdom in his second term, visiting Riyadh in May to discuss new investments and security arrangements. His interest in the kingdom has drawn scrutiny for his family’s financial interests in the country, though he dismissed those concerns Tuesday. “I have nothing to do with the family business. I have left,” the president said.

Trump’s hope is that Saudi Arabia eventually joins the Abraham Accords, his signature diplomatic achievement, by normalizing its relations with Israel.

But Prince bin Salman made clear that wasn’t happening Tuesday, or anytime before a clear pathway exists for an independent Palestinian state…

Trump, meanwhile, seemed eager to provide new American assistance to Saudi Arabia, including a defense pact and an agreement that would help the kingdom develop a civilian nuclear program.

Mostly, however, he seemed intent on honoring the crown prince, who has consolidated power and is now the kingdom’s day-to-day ruler…

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I remember when President Jiang Zemin of China lectured the Hong Kong press this way, once, and even there it made him a laughing stock.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM

It gave rise to a whole category of internet memes making fun of him, under the heading "móhá" (worship the toad): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moha_(m…

— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM

In other words, even in China people can see how ridiculous and insecure this kind of behavior is from a political leader.

— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) November 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM

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Countdown to FCC Chair reposting this. 3, 2, 1 …

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM

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Who Attended Trump’s Dinner for the Saudi Crown Prince? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u…

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— Amy (@crabbyamy.bsky.social) November 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM

All the usual suspects, including Elon Musk, Tim Cook, Michael Dell, Chuck Robbins (Cisco), Jensen Huang (Nvidia), David Ellison (Paramount), Mike Wirth (Chevron), Jane Fraser (Citi), Stephen A. Schwarzman (Blackstone), Brendan Bechtel (Bechtel Construction), Mary Barra (GM), William Clay Ford Jr, Gianni Infantino (FIFA), and Donny Trump Jr. (Gift link with full list.)

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Open Thread: Larry Summers, Ever the ‘Victim’

by Anne Laurie|  November 18, 20256:41 pm| 119 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Trump Crime Cartel, Sociopaths

Per CNN, Elizabeth Warren is calling on Harvard to cut ties with Larry Summers after Jeffrey Epstein's emails released last week by House Dems featured Summers making sexist comments + asking for Epstein’s romantic advice.

— Jen Bendery (@jbendery.bsky.social) November 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM

Sure. He's "deeply ashamed" now that his name is out
Larry Summers says he is ‘deeply ashamed’ after new Jeffrey Epstein emails and will pause public engagements | CNN Politics share.google/VDFV79lIsDEA…

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— muffinman420.bsky.social (@muffinman420.bsky.social) November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM

Larry Summers said Monday night that he was “deeply ashamed” about his relationship with the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, telling CNN that he would pause all public engagements as he works to “rebuild trust and repair relationships” — but the Harvard University professor added that he will continue teaching as some call for the university to sever ties with him…

New details of Summers’ relationship with Epstein emerged last week when a House committee released emails showing years of personal correspondence between the two men, including Summers making sexist comments and seeking Epstein’s romantic advice.

Summers’ first statement addressing the newly unveiled Epstein correspondence comes on the heels of Sen. Elizabeth Warren calling on Harvard to sever ties with Summers and putting new pressure on the elite university to hold Summers accountable for his close friendship with Epstein.

Warren, a former Harvard Law School professor and now the Democratic senior senator from Massachusetts, had said in response to a CNN inquiry that she believes Summers — Harvard’s former president and one of its most prominent faculty members — “cannot be trusted” with students given his past relationship with Epstein.

“For decades, Larry Summers has demonstrated his attraction to serving the wealthy and well-connected, but his willingness to cozy up to a convicted sex offender demonstrates monumentally bad judgment,” Warren told CNN. “If he had so little ability to distance himself from Jeffrey Epstein even after all that was publicly known about Epstein’s sex offenses involving underage girls, then Summers cannot be trusted to advise our nation’s politicians, policymakers, and institutions — or teach a generation of students at Harvard or anywhere else.” …

Summers served as Bill Clinton’s Treasury secretary and Barack Obama’s director of the National Economic Council and has been one of the country’s most influential economic voices for decades. Warren, an economic populist, has clashed with Summers over financial regulations in the past.

But her new call on policymakers and institutions to shun Summers represented an even sharper critique of his character.

Summers resigned as Harvard’s president in 2006 under pressure amid multiple controversies, including his suggestion that men may perform better in the sciences because of genetic differences from women. He currently serves as the Charles W. Eliot University Professor at Harvard…

Open Thread: Larry Summers, Ever the 'Victim'

I, too, have long awaited Larry Summers’ ejection from polite society. The original spark for me was the ‘Summers memo’, which has its own Wikipedia page:

The Summers memo was a 1991 memo on trade liberalization that was written by Lant Pritchett and signed by Lawrence Summers who was then Chief Economist of the World Bank. It included a section that both Summers and Pritchett say was sarcastic that suggested dumping toxic waste in third-world countries for perceived economic benefits…

‘Dirty’ Industries: Just between you and me, shouldn’t the World Bank be encouraging MORE migration of the dirty industries to the LDCs [Least Developed Countries]? I can think of three reasons:

1) The measurements of the costs of health impairing pollution depends on the foregone earnings from increased morbidity and mortality. From this point of view a given amount of health impairing pollution should be done in the country with the lowest cost, which will be the country with the lowest wages. I think the economic logic behind dumping a load of toxic waste in the lowest wage country is impeccable and we should face up to that.

2) The costs of pollution are likely to be non-linear as the initial increments of pollution probably have very low cost. I’ve always thought that under-populated countries in Africa are vastly UNDER-polluted, their air quality is probably vastly inefficiently low compared to Los Angeles or Mexico City. Only the lamentable facts that so much pollution is generated by non-tradable industries (transport, electrical generation) and that the unit transport costs of solid waste are so high prevent world welfare enhancing trade in air pollution and waste.

3) The demand for a clean environment for aesthetic and health reasons is likely to have very high income elasticity. The concern over an agent that causes a one in a million change in the odds of prostrate[sic] cancer is obviously going to be much higher in a country where people survive to get prostrate[sic] cancer than in a country where under 5 mortality is 200 per thousand. Also, much of the concern over industrial atmosphere discharge is about visibility impairing particulates. These discharges may have very little direct health impact. Clearly trade in goods that embody aesthetic pollution concerns could be welfare enhancing. While production is mobile the consumption of pretty air is a non-tradable.

The problem with the arguments against all of these proposals for more pollution in LDCs (intrinsic rights to certain goods, moral reasons, social concerns, lack of adequate markets, etc.) could be turned around and used more or less effectively against every Bank proposal for liberalization.

It was *sarcastic*! And besides, Summers didn’t actually write it — he just absently-minded signed something his subordinate put in front of him, as one does…

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not enough regrets, Larry

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— post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM

The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.

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— Marshall Steinbaum (@econmarshall.bsky.social) November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM

pretty much beyond question that Larry Summers led the charge against Claudine Gay because he is personally a vitriolic misogynist and racist www.thecrimson.com/article/2024…

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— ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper.com) November 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM

This is identity politics for ppl like Larry Summers.

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— Ian Carrillo (@iansociologo.bsky.social) November 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM

👀 NEWS: Larry Summers resigns from the Center for American progress as part of withdrawal from public life after Epstein disclosures.

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— Jacob Bogage (@jacobbogage.bsky.social) November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM

Being reminded Larry Summers is currently on the board of Open AI

— Emily Bell (@emilybell.bsky.social) November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM

A discussion sparked by a piece whose opening argument was that Larry Summers was the tragic, rational victim of a feminized woke mob

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— Sophie Gilbert (@sophiegilbert.bsky.social) November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM

Is Larry Summers Ruining the Workplace? Yes
– By Elizabeth Warren

— lajie.bsky.social (@lajie.bsky.social) November 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  November 18, 20257:34 am| 205 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery

This isn't just any fox … it's a fox created out of the remains of a Cornish Red rhododendron tree.
Standing 6 metres tall in the Lost Gardens of Heligan, it is made up of 600 pieces of wood, all from a tree that predated WW1 and was blown down during a recent winter storm.

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— Forestry Journal/essentialARB (@forestryjournal.bsky.social) September 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM

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Gonna be a big day for Murphy the Chaos God…

President Donald Trump said Monday he will sell F-35 advanced fighter jets to Saudi Arabia on the eve of Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s Washington visit, as he praised the kingdom for its long partnership with the United States.

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM

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"They don't care about Trump's past sins, they care about his current failures" is quite a GOP message.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM

Tubby wants to be governor & probably & I bet his pollster told him he loses to Doug Jones if he opposes it.
If I’m right, think about how big that is: Covering for Trump would put Alabama governor in play.

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— Dana Houle (@danahoule.bsky.social) November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM

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At least people have stopped asking when Trump will pivot, when he is clearly getting worse.
people.com/donald-trump…

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— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM

Trump: "I gave them as you know unlimited water, Biden came back with a rigged election, and he immediately restricted the water again. But I came back in and immediately unrestricted it again. So now you have unlimited water to clean your damn dishes."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM

I can usually translate him, but either I’m losing my mind, or he is.

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— Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM

She actually didn't even interrupt him. He had given an answer and it wasn't clear he knew what he was going to say next.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM

She asked a follow-up question to refocus the conversation when it started wandering.

— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM

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Today’s Media Chew Toy Open Thread: Olivia Nuzzi Just Wanted To Be in The Room Where It Happened

by Anne Laurie|  November 14, 20258:09 pm| 70 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Media, Open Threads, Our Failed Political Establishment

what the actual fuck

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— Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM

The glamor shots are sending me

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— Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM

When a woman with Daddy Issues meets (yet another) man with Daddy Issues, and is eventually profiled by a NYT ‘reporter’ with his own Daddy Issues… Gift link, because this is a full-service blog:

… But she said “I love you” only after he said it first. He called her “Livvy” and wrote her poems. He said he wanted her to have his baby. He promised to take a bullet for her.

This is what Nuzzi writes in her book, “American Canto,” never naming the politician who readers will deduce is Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

At the height of the 2024 presidential campaign, Nuzzi seemed to have a digital affair with Kennedy that revolved around texts and phone calls. The revelation derailed her career, led to her firing at New York magazine, and precipitated a very public explosion of her relationship with another prominent political journalist. Kennedy tried to brush her off, saying he had met her just once for the “hit piece” she wrote and threw his support behind Donald J. Trump, eventually becoming a cabinet secretary in his administration.

Nuzzi disappeared for a year, in self-imposed exile in Los Angeles where she wrote “American Canto” in secret. The book, which comes out Dec. 2 and is described here for the first time, paints a picture of a nation and a personal life on fire. She describes the mutual infatuation that consumed her, even if it was never consummated. (She is ambiguous in the book, but said in one of many interviews, “We were not sleeping together.”) But “American Canto” is far more about bearing witness to Trumpworld and about how she believes that warped her, just as it warped the country.

You could argue that referring to Kennedy and other players in the book by monikers like “the politician” is literary. It also allows her to construct a world where everyone is a sketch and proof is beside the point. Nuzzi makes clear in the book that she realizes there are people who will disagree with her version of events. She does not try to prove them. When I asked, for example, whether the text messages with Kennedy still exist, she said, “I don’t have anything to say about that.”

Kennedy did not respond to requests for comment.

Sitting under a pine tree in Los Angeles one night last month, Nuzzi gave up the pretense of trying to explain the unexplainable and reached for a joke for the people who simply could not fathom what came over her.

“Maybe it was the vaccines.”…

Requisite disclosure: I’ve always had a soft spot for Nuzzi, because she has done some excellent work exposing the weaknesses of some far-less-than-excellent, powerful men: Anthony Weiner. Rudy Giuliani. Ryan Lizza. Donald Trump. And, yes: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. I wrote this in December 2022:

Since she first broke on the national scene with the news of Anthony Weiner’s dick pics, Olivia Nuzzi has cultivated a proud reputation as a journalistic assassin. Whether descriptions of Rudy Giuliani fumbling unsuccessfully with multiple cell phones in a NYC cab, or anecdotes of Mehmet Oz’s vast disdain for Pennsylvania voters, her editors can count on Nuzzi for the reputational kill shots.

She has now been assigned a NYMag cover story about a shrunken old Repub capo, skulking in his tasteless golf club, surrounded by D-list grifters jostling to steal whatever unconsidered trinkets they can pry loose. “Inside Donald Trump’s sad, lonely, thirsty, broken, basically pretend run for reelection. (Which isn’t to say he can’t win.)”…

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It’s still a good story! Which ends with a summary of what Trump said was his favorite movie:

… Do you remember how Sunset Boulevard ends? Norma Desmond shoots and kills the writer, a fraudster who has fallen under the spell of her charisma, just as he summons the courage to walk away. Her sycophantic butler flips. There are no enablers left to protect her. A final fantasy, a fake movie set, is staged in the mansion’s entryway. The lights go on, and she is lured before the cameras, where the police are waiting to haul her away.

Fast forward (Hollywood meme: calendar pages fluttering down… )

The Nuzzi piece is an excellent realtime test of whether Bluesky can recognise an ironic writing style.

— Ben Ansell (@benansell.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM

Jacob Bernstein, Carl Bernstein’s nepobaby, Style Section reporter based in LA, wanted to write an ‘ironic’ profile of Nuzzi. He did not do it well.

Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject

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— post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM

From her first big scoop for the NYPost, when she was a new Weiner intern sidetracked from her junior year in college, Nuzzi has never been other than transparent about her personal goals. She wanted to be In The Room Where Things Happened, and she sidled into ‘media’ because that opening was presented to her. (Write your own snide jokes.) She wanted to be a celebrity, and by Murphy the Trickster God, here she is!

A high-profile national book tour (bane of most authors, but catnip for someone who’s shown up to the WH Correspondents Dinner in a skin-tight leopard-print dress) and a Hollywood-based editorial post for Vanity Fair. No wonder the rest of our ‘Savvy’ Fourth & Down Media is intensely jealous, right now.

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