Life imitates snark!
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But does it separate?
My work here is done…
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Open Thread: You Can’t Tune-a-Fish and Biden Live
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
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The desire to stay informed is directly at odds with the need to not be constantly enraged.
People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.
Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.
We know you arenāt a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.
If you cannot answer whether trump lost the 2020 election, you are unfit for office.
Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.
Dear media: perhaps we ought to let Donald Trump speak for himself!
Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.
Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.
Finding joy where we can, and muddling through where we canāt.
White supremacy is terrorism.
Fear or fury? The choice is ours.
Itās pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.
Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.
Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.
If you still canāt see these things even now, maybe politics isnāt your forte and you should stop writing about it.
Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.
Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll
Decision time: keep arguing about the last election, or try to win the next one?
Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.
We will not go back.
Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are ātheyā and not āwe.ā
The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.
WaterGirl
Funny!
Josie
Another form of saying the quiet parts out loud.
?BillinGlendaleCA
OMG, that’s too funny.
Ken
I can’t tell from the short clip. Are the Fox hosts going to the studio, or working from their basements, as they tell people how important it is to open the country up? I know a lot of their guests are joining from their underground bunkers.
Yutsano
…
Dammit Silverman…
(Okay I giggled but still)
Tired of waiting on this work phone call. Need shower, food, and coffees.
EveryDayIhaveTheBlues
Biden, or Bust…
hey-ooooo
Leto
I posted this in the last thread, but as this is the comedy thread Iāll repost:
Right wingers practicing their self defense. – h/t Avalune
trollhattan
@EveryDayIhaveTheBlues:
Good one(s)!
J R in WV
Sweet comedy nuts. Pretty well selected, Adam !!!
Her gestures are really interesting… who knew the on air talent can see the live feed?!?!!!…
That wasn’t how it worked when I was in TV production…
trollhattan
Director: “Camera 2, it’s called face detection.”
trollhattan
Note to self: despite the intervening decades, still fourteen.
Ken
I checked, and even Idiocracy didn’t go there.Ā So Fox is ahead of schedule.
tim not so posh
a recurring Benny Hill gag: “Zoom in on the trophies.”
John Revolta
What a pair of twits.
Jeffro
Had to be a dare or side bet between the camera man and one of his idiot friends.
Anotherlurker
@J R in WV: I worked with an old time director who referred to such a shot as a “Montana”. Ā He explained that he wanted to see the Twin Beauts.
Alternatively he would refer to the shot as a Jane Russell.
Tom Levenson
@Anotherlurker: File this under film jargon I did not know.
debbie
As George Takai might say, “Oh, my.”
Adam L Silverman
@Ken: They’re all working remotely with green screens. The control room puts the backgrounds in behind them
Another Scott
@Leto: Self-defense imitates Millennium Challenge 2002.
:-/
Hehe.
Cheers,
Scott.
Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)
A librarian friend of mine learned early in life that when confronted with cleavage it was best to focus on the woman’s eyes and take notice of their color. For some women, that would’ve been a novelty, to not talk to the top of a man’s head for once.
One day a statuesque woman came in wearing a mostly unbuttoned shirt without a bra. He said, “Violet eyes, you never see violet eyes.” She was a student teacher and looking for a children’s book called “It’s Pumpkin Time.” As my friend said, keeping a straight face was difficult, but eye contact wasn’t. He’s passed this on to his nephews and trainees.
Ryan
Hey, it’s called mobilizing your base to turnout!
Ruckus
@trollhattan:
Does anyone really ever mature past 14?
I mean we try some days but in the end we always end up there.
Uncle Cosmo
Cue the immor(t)al scene from Young Frankenstein!n!
(NB that’s pronounced “Frahnkenshteen,” as in “Knock this way”…) :^p
Greg
Gives new meaning to “Pack the Court”.
Ceci n est pas mon nym
@Ruckus: I’ve been married 40 years and I still get occasionally scolded for where I’m looking so no, I don’t think we males get much past 14.
opiejeanne
@J R in WV:Ā It’s called a monitor and it’s pretty common or was when I last checked.
ETA: I don’t know if she’s using a monitor if she’s at home.
Another Scott
@Boris Rasputin (the evil twin): Ah yes, violet eyes…
At 0:38 –Ā https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB6oI04sMc4 (4:13)
Cheers,
Scott.
karensky
@?BillinGlendaleCA:
Ditto. I spit our my iced coffee!!
OldDave
A Tad Overweight, but Violet Eyes to Die For?
VOR
@Boris Rasputin (the evil twin): I have non-neurotypical issues which means problems looking people in the face. One trick I use is to force myself to determine the eye color of anyone I’m talking to.
Ruckus
@Ceci n est pas mon nym:
Iāve known a few females that couldnāt seem to hide it any better than most men. Most of the ones that do in my circles are lesbians.
Anonymous At Work
“Can we lift that please?”
“I don’t know, looks like the surgeon lifted those as much as possible already.”
I’ll be here all pandemic, folks!
Danielx
Fox News? Who knew?
Ohio Mom
This clip might be the most honest moment on Fox, ever. No pretending about their MO here.