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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Trump Crime Cartel / Bloodbath at NIOSH

Bloodbath at NIOSH

by John Cole|  April 1, 20256:35 pm| 108 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House", Trump Crime Cartel

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Microwaved Mel Gibson has ordered the gutting of NIOSH, cutting hundreds of jobs in my region. Pittsburgh was hard hit:

Federal workers in Pittsburgh’s South Hills have apparently been caught up in nationwide layoffs involving 10,000 people, with staff at a federal facility focused on mine safety receiving lay-off notices Tuesday.

About 200 members of American Federation of Government Employees Local 1916, a union representing federal workers, received emails Tuesday morning informing them of a “reduction in force.” Union workers’ last day will be June 30. According to AFGE Local 1916 president Lilas Soukup, nonunion workers were let go Tuesday morning.

Soukup said union contract protections could give some workers the option to relocate elsewhere. But she said details have been hard to come by.

“It’s just a messed-up affair, really,” she told WESA.

The employees worked at the Bruceton Research Center, which houses the Pittsburgh offices of the National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health, a research agency focused on worker health and safety. Employees for that agency — and others focused on mine safety — conduct research and develop and test respirators used to protect miners and first responders.

The Morgantown unit, which does a ton of great things and is a major regional employer, is also being gutted:

Sen. Shelley Moore Capito, R-W.Va., expressed concern about recently fired federal workers in Morgantown.

Capito, in a statement released Tuesday, said U.S. Department of Health and Human Services employees at the National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health (NIOSH) facility in Morgantown play an important role in monitoring the health of coal miners in the state.

“While I believe in the broad vision set forth by the Trump administration to right size our government, I’m concerned that today’s cuts at CDC/NIOSH could impact vital health programs that are important to many West Virginians, especially our coal miners,” she said. “During my meetings with Secretary Kennedy prior to his confirmation and as recently as last week, we discussed how important the health of coal workers is to West Virginia. Any cuts that impact their health monitoring need to be restored immediately. I am working with the Department of Health and Human Services to understand the depth of these cuts, both to programs and the workforce in Morgantown.”

The NIOSH cuts impact “hundreds of workers who are engaged in research and the improvement of products and practices that literally save the lives of coal miners every day,” according to a statement from United Mine Workers of America International President Cecil Roberts.

Shelley did not think the face eating leopards would eat her face. In fairness, after Trump’s tariffs hitting China kick in, there won’t be that many coal miners to worry about. Considering the WV government is already propping up coal burning electrical plants to keep coal barons like Justice and their paid cronies like Manchin in the money, losing all those foreign markets will kill off the only thing keeping them afloat. Hell, none of us are going to have jobs at this rate, so, I guess, whatever.

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    April 1, 2025 at 6:38 pm

    When will people who are not rich realize that Republicans don’t care about them?

  2. 2.

    schrodingers_cat

    April 1, 2025 at 6:39 pm

    What was the Republican vote share in WV? Unless the Republicans pay a price at the ballot box for their policies they are not going to change.

  3. 3.

    rikyrah

    April 1, 2025 at 6:39 pm

    Just absolutely horrific, Cole.

    The damage being done to our scientific infrastructure is immeasurable.

    I am beyond pissed.

  4. 4.

    Baud

    April 1, 2025 at 6:41 pm

    Sen. Shelley Moore Capito, R-W.Va., expressed concern about recently fired federal workers in Morgantown.

    Susan Collins was proud of her.

  5. 5.

    Hungry Joe

    April 1, 2025 at 6:41 pm

    @Baud: Around 11:59 p.m. on the 32nd of Never.

  6. 6.

    japa21

    April 1, 2025 at 6:41 pm

    @Baud: ​
      Never?

  7. 7.

    Steve in the ATL

    April 1, 2025 at 6:45 pm

    I don’t know the rules for federal employee. Do their unions not have the right to demand decision bargaining or effects bargaining?  In the private sector one can’t just do this.

  8. 8.

    Anonymous At Work

    April 1, 2025 at 6:47 pm

    Senators Caputo and Justice need to take a page from Suzy Collins and tell reporters “I am so concerned I almost saved an email in my drafts folder.”

    Frak: Baud got there first.

  9. 9.

    Bupalos

    April 1, 2025 at 6:49 pm

    I’ll show up. That’s close enough to me. I do operas in P’burgh I could do this.

    Call it out Cole. You made this online thing. Call for BJ-ers to show up at whatever thing you organize or join.

    “So I guess whatever” is super 90’s but let’s figure out we’re past that.

    Offering 4 humans including hot milf and at least 2 photogenic youth/children

  10. 10.

    Jackie

    April 1, 2025 at 6:49 pm

    @Baud:

    Sen. Shelley Moore Capito, R-W.Va., expressed concern about recently fired federal workers in Morgantown.

    Susan Collins was proud of her.

    Was Moore Capito‘s brow sufficiently furrowed?

  11. 11.

    JBWoodford

    April 1, 2025 at 6:49 pm

    It’s not just coal miners who are going to be hit by this–lots of other people who use respirators rely on that NIOSH stamp as a guarantee of quality.

  12. 12.

    Anonymous At Work

    April 1, 2025 at 6:51 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Reduction in Force, RIF, is when the agency is “downsizing” and excess workers are let go at no fault.  That’s important for rehiring purposes and why unions have fought hard.  But the government can reduce the workforce as needed and the union contracts spell out how, rather than a complete stop.

  13. 13.

    Anonymous At Work

    April 1, 2025 at 6:51 pm

    @Jackie: Dunno, but Suzy Collins can tackle a reporter to give them a comment in ways that scare Ray Lewis.

  14. 14.

    Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)

    April 1, 2025 at 6:52 pm

    Just once I want a Republican to say, “Shit, I guess I fucked up. I didn’t think Dear Leader would fuck my voters. Live and learn, eh?” Just once, I want one of these shitbags to own up to what they did. I know, I know. It’s a fantasy.

  15. 15.

    UncleEbeneezer

    April 1, 2025 at 6:53 pm

    @Baud: When Dems finally manage the simple task of being perfect.

  16. 16.

    suzanne

    April 1, 2025 at 6:53 pm

    I wonder if the “white working class” is ever going to figure out that FFOTUS doesn’t give a lemony fresh fuck about them.

  17. 17.

    danielx

    April 1, 2025 at 6:57 pm

    @Baud:

    First of Never.

  18. 18.

    Scott

    April 1, 2025 at 7:00 pm

    Suggested picket signs.

    Layoffs courtesy of drag queen story hour

    Brought to you by trans athletes

    Come get fed at your local megachurch

  19. 19.

    LAC

    April 1, 2025 at 7:02 pm

    @Anonymous At Work: In the case of my former agency, FDA, the powers that be issued a RIF notice at 5 in the morning. The affected employees waited in long lines, were moved to side in front of their remaining colleagues, wanded,  escorted to their desks and escorted out once they packed their belongings. They were humiliated and entire divisions were removed via a RIF. None of what was done passes the smell test and they are trying to bypass the union and the contract. So no, not a fucking normal day.

  20. 20.

    Steve in the ATL

    April 1, 2025 at 7:04 pm

    @Anonymous At Work: private sector contracts contain those terms as well, but the company is still required to offer effects bargaining.

  21. 21.

    Steve LaBonne

    April 1, 2025 at 7:04 pm

    @Baud: Let’s see, from Nixon to the present they haven’t managed it. So I’m afraid my guess is “never”.

  22. 22.

    Steve LaBonne

    April 1, 2025 at 7:05 pm

    Has Capito taken brow-furrowing lessons from Susan Collins?

  23. 23.

    Scout211

    April 1, 2025 at 7:05 pm

    It’s a good thing that SignalGate is all in the past right now and there’s no harm no foul to our government secrets.  And since we just learned that the whole team used Gmail to communicate with each other, we know our government secrets are safe and secure.

    But Hillary . . .

    Grrrrrrr!

  24. 24.

    Jeffro

    April 1, 2025 at 7:07 pm

    I’ve heard of “rule or ruin” before, but I’ve never seen “rule AND ruin”…

    …until now.

  25. 25.

    Eric S.

    April 1, 2025 at 7:07 pm

    Those 10k layoffs also include staff that administered LIHEAP, the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program. I’m sure glad my company’s CotB opened up his, umh, I mean the company’s wallet to give the Orange fucker $2.5m for his inauguration.

  26. 26.

    Shalimar

    April 1, 2025 at 7:07 pm

    @Baud: Trump talks about coal miners all the time like they’re some mythical perfect worker, so it’s easy to listen to that and believe he actually cares about actual coal miners and not mythical he-man coal miners.  You’re right though, they should have figured it out the first million tax cuts for billionaires.

  27. 27.

    Urza

    April 1, 2025 at 7:07 pm

    @JBWoodford: Quality is a thing of the past during the enshittification of America/capitalism.  Regulations were barely holding it at bay as it was.

  28. 28.

    Jeffro

    April 1, 2025 at 7:08 pm

    also, Cory Booker just called out to ‘Brother Warnock’ and he’s talking about being there (with John Lewis!) when Jimmy Carter teaches Sunday school, and now all my silly “life goals” have just been put in their proper perspective.

    ETA: I think I have that right…might have missed a detail…

  29. 29.

    Ksmiami

    April 1, 2025 at 7:10 pm

    Blue states need to save themselves at this point. There’s not going to be anything left that’s good in America once this crew is done.

  30. 30.

    Albatrossity

    April 1, 2025 at 7:13 pm

    @Baud: They don’t worry about the Republicans not caring about them. They are ok with pretending that is the case, just like they pretend that their skydaddy loves them and takes care of them.

  31. 31.

    EthylEster

    April 1, 2025 at 7:15 pm

    Re: Shelley did not think the face eating leopards would eat her face.

    And no leopards will eat her face. The worst that could happen to her is that she will not be re-elected. And I doubt that will happen. It is WV after all.

  32. 32.

    Matt

    April 1, 2025 at 7:16 pm

    While I believe in the broad vision set forth by the Trump administration to right size our government

    We could “right-size our government” in one quick swoop and solve all these problems: just take a universal 10% off the top of every Republican official using the National Razor.

  33. 33.

    Martin

    April 1, 2025 at 7:17 pm

    @Baud: I have been trying to say for a while now, that Democrats should have leaned into billionaires being the baddies to drown out the blame of trans people.

  34. 34.

    trollhattan

    April 1, 2025 at 7:18 pm

    I still have my compact NIOSH chemical hazard book, from my HAZWOPER training days. It’s a small orange Bible worth every ounce.

    These fuckin’ guys.

  35. 35.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 1, 2025 at 7:18 pm

    IN YOUR DREAMS, FRANK CAPRA. IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.

  36. 36.

    Lobo

    April 1, 2025 at 7:19 pm

    From a previous post but is applicable to Kennedy:

    Whatever the state once was, it is now this—a bunch of middle-management gangsters fucking each other over or doing each other favors according to their sense of how doing so will benefit them, with no other consideration ever entering the equation. This is how it works, from one day to the next: a bunch of absolutely amoral gangster boss types and various industry elites scratching each others’ itches and cutting each other in and making business decisions; the mores and moral logic of Jeffrey Epstein’s island, but everywhere.

    I was trying to remember what this reminded me of.  Finally, I figured it out.  So for all the Star Trek Fan People.  This is a description of the people who run the Terran Empire in an alternate universe.  This election was about the Federation versus the Terran Empire.  People chose…

  37. 37.

    Baud

    April 1, 2025 at 7:19 pm

    @Martin:

    That’s you. I’m not blaming Dems for not rich people worshipping rich people.

  38. 38.

    Martin

    April 1, 2025 at 7:19 pm

    @Ksmiami: Been saying that as well. States need to build coalitions as CA has done with CARB and others. They could maintain some of this functionality within the states to serve as blueprints when we need to rebuild this shit.

    CA, OR, WA need to build out a replacement for FEMA for these states, for example.

  39. 39.

    The Audacity of Krope

    April 1, 2025 at 7:21 pm

    @Baud: I’m not blaming Dems.

    I blame Dems who blame trans people.

  40. 40.

    Nukular Biskits

    April 1, 2025 at 7:22 pm

    Good evenin’, y’all.

    First, this from John:

    Considering the WV government is already propping up coal burning electrical plants to keep coal barons like Justice and their paid cronies like Manchin in the money, losing all those foreign markets will kill off the only thing keeping them afloat.

    We’re probably about to see the same thing down here in America’s Taint, Mississippi.  The state legislature just passed a bill to eliminate the income tax (while increasing the non-groceries sales and fuel taxes) for a state that relies on federal funding for about 40% of its budget.

    Smart. Not. And it’s based on a lie – they’re shifting the burden of taxation down the income ladder.

    And then this from John:

    Hell, none of us are going to have jobs at this rate, so, I guess, whatever.

    My gov’t customer (a big Trump fan) is changing positions, which normally would open up his billet. One of the guys on my contract would have been the best person to fill that billet (going gov’t) but publicly stated today there was no way in hell he’d ever consider taking a gov’t job and risking getting fired/laid off only a couple of weeks later.  I can’t say as I blame him at all.

    And then there’s this from a work email regarding “clarification” about whether we can hire people to meet our contract obligations:

    Question: Or is this a complete shut-down of hiring new contractors?

    Answer: I do not believe that is the intent.  The memo states that the intent is to ensure contractors are not being used to substitute for unfilled/vacant civilian positions.

    They’re truly trying to drown gov’t in a bathtub.

  41. 41.

    Steve LaBonne

    April 1, 2025 at 7:23 pm

    In better news, Corey Booker has broken the record for longest Senate speech. Much, much respect.

  42. 42.

    Ksmiami

    April 1, 2025 at 7:23 pm

    @Martin: yep. And start impounding federal tax funds. Fuck the GOP. Band all blue states together and fuck these ppl

  43. 43.

    Nukular Biskits

    April 1, 2025 at 7:24 pm

    @Baud:

    Question:

    When will people who are not rich realize that Republicans don’t care about them?

    Answer:

    “Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”

  44. 44.

    Steve LaBonne

    April 1, 2025 at 7:27 pm

    @Ksmiami: How many times do we have to listen to this bullshit? Withheld Federal taxes are remitted directly to the Federal government. States have no possible way to “impound” them. Is it too much to expect people on our side to learn some extremely basic facts about how things work?

  45. 45.

    The Audacity of Krope

    April 1, 2025 at 7:29 pm

    @Steve LaBonne: People could start refusing to pay en masse. They can’t jail everybody…

  46. 46.

    frosty

    April 1, 2025 at 7:29 pm

    @Ksmiami: States can’t impound federal tax funds. They’re paid by US residents directly to the Federal IRS without going through the state government anywhere. This has been explained frequently. Try to keep up.

    @Steve LaBonne: Yep. Well said.

  47. 47.

    Steve LaBonne

    April 1, 2025 at 7:30 pm

    @The Audacity of Krope: And monkeys could fly out of my butt.

  48. 48.

    frosty

    April 1, 2025 at 7:31 pm

    @The Audacity of Krope: You first! … although if there was ever a year you might be able to get away with not filing, it’s probably this one.

  49. 49.

    PaulWartenberg

    April 1, 2025 at 7:32 pm

    Hell, none of us are going to have jobs at this rate, so, I guess, whatever.

    Pitchfork manufacturers are going to have a blast this economic cycle…

  50. 50.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    April 1, 2025 at 7:35 pm

    Everybody needs reminding that while there are two main federal unions, they by no means represent a vast swath of the federal employee population in ways y’all typically think of union representation.

    They might represent specific organizations, etc., but to use my experience when in DOD and DOT, we didn’t have ‘contracts’, etc.

    We had written-into-law civil service protections so when something like a RIF was announced, it was planned out in agonizing detail in advance.

    All those rules are clearly being thrown out the window and the (R) led House and Senate aren’t saying ‘boo’ about violations of the law.

    Of course.

  51. 51.

    The Audacity of Krope

    April 1, 2025 at 7:36 pm

    @frosty: Failure to file won’t cut it. Most of us have automatic withholding from our checks.

  52. 52.

    Melancholy Jaques

    April 1, 2025 at 7:36 pm

    @Baud:

    When will people who are not rich realize that Republicans don’t care about them?

    It’s amazing they ever thought that at all.

  53. 53.

    Nukular Biskits

    April 1, 2025 at 7:37 pm

    @Steve LaBonne:

    Well, every exempt and non-exempt employee could change their W-4s to withhold no federal taxes from their checks, so something along those lines is possible.

    Just probably not likely or practical.

  54. 54.

    cain

    April 1, 2025 at 7:39 pm

    @Ksmiami: I just don’t want those clowns trying to come into our blue states and then demanding we cater to them. Fuck them.

  55. 55.

    Jeffro

    April 1, 2025 at 7:41 pm

    Booker, to Grassley: “I don’t know how you’re going to get re-elected now, sir…you hugged a Black guy from New Jersey…I have pictures!”  LOL

  56. 56.

    The Audacity of Krope

    April 1, 2025 at 7:44 pm

    @cain:  I just don’t want those clowns trying to come into our blue states and then demanding we cater to them.

    That’s what the federal government is for. They don’t have to demand we cater to them, we agreed in advance.

    Which is why we’re stuck for decades wasting money fixing their messes and paying extra for their irresponsible policies, meanwhile we can’t advance much anything on our agenda.

  57. 57.

    rikyrah

    April 1, 2025 at 7:48 pm

    i Expose Racists & Pedos
    @SeeRacists
    ‼️A Black Woman Was Shocked After RACISTS Labeled Her As ‘KING KONG’ On Her Blood Testing Kit During A Doctors Visit 😱
    x.com/SeeRacists/status/1906831044965494824

  58. 58.

    trollhattan

    April 1, 2025 at 7:48 pm

    @Jeffro: Oh man {chef’s kiss}

  59. 59.

    zhena gogolia

    April 1, 2025 at 7:49 pm

    @LAC: I’m so sorry.

  60. 60.

    trollhattan

    April 1, 2025 at 7:49 pm

    Well shite. I know, Florida, but still.

    Republican State Senator Randy Fine has defeated Democrat Josh Weil in a special Florida congressional election to fill the seat previously held by National Security Advisor Michael Waltz.

  61. 61.

    zhena gogolia

    April 1, 2025 at 7:49 pm

    @Steve LaBonne: Good for him.

  62. 62.

    lamh47

    April 1, 2025 at 7:50 pm

    CDC has been gutted.  The next pandemic (and I’m sorry, with anti-vaxx like RFKJr in charge is coming) is going to be devasting…smh

  63. 63.

    Baud

    April 1, 2025 at 7:50 pm

    @trollhattan:

    How close was it?

  64. 64.

    The Audacity of Krope

    April 1, 2025 at 7:51 pm

    @lamh47: From here on out, it’s pandemics as far as the eye can see.

  65. 65.

    RevRick

    April 1, 2025 at 7:52 pm

    @Baud: 9%+

  66. 66.

    Medicine Man

    April 1, 2025 at 7:53 pm

    Oh, eff Capito for using the term “right size” when talking about government staffing.

  67. 67.

    tam1MI

    April 1, 2025 at 7:54 pm

    @trollhattan: Haha, so Elise Stefanik got demoted for nothing!

  68. 68.

    Nukular Biskits

    April 1, 2025 at 7:54 pm

    @trollhattan:

    How close was it?

  69. 69.

    zhena gogolia

    April 1, 2025 at 7:54 pm

    Watching Cory’s last 7 minutes.

  70. 70.

    Jeffro

    April 1, 2025 at 7:55 pm

    LOL he just thanked Mike Lee

    #ChristieObamaHug

  71. 71.

    Baud

    April 1, 2025 at 7:55 pm

    @RevRick:

    Better than the norm for that district, but not as close as we had hoped.

  72. 72.

    Dan B

    April 1, 2025 at 7:55 pm

    @rikyrah:  Awful doesn’t begin to describe this.  I’m reminded of the racists in Arkansas.  Kids in the pool who said the color would come off in the water and “get on you.”

  73. 73.

    Baud

    April 1, 2025 at 7:56 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    He’s stopping soon?

  74. 74.

    frosty

    April 1, 2025 at 7:57 pm

    @The Audacity of Krope: ​Oh, right. Duh. So don’t file and pay it all or file and get a refund if someone is still there at the IRS.

    Never mind!

  75. 75.

    RSA

    April 1, 2025 at 7:58 pm

    “While I believe in the broad vision set forth by the Trump administration to right size our government, I’m concerned that today’s cuts at CDC/NIOSH could impact vital health programs that are important to many West Virginians, especially our coal miners,” she said.

    Conservative talk about “right-sizing” government (or anything, for that matter) is just infuriating bullshit. What capabilities do we want the government entity to provide? How much should it be expected to cost? They do none of the analysis and just argue that less is better.

    Ironically (though irony is dead, I’ve heard),

    West Virginia receives $2.72 in federal funds for every dollar residents pay in federal taxes. Federal funding makes up roughly 45% of West Virginia’s revenue. About 3.7% of the state’s workforce is employed by the federal government, one of the highest rates in the nation.

  76. 76.

    Steve LaBonne

    April 1, 2025 at 7:58 pm

    @lamh47: I assume the HHS fiascos will shorten my life one way or another.

  77. 77.

    rikyrah

    April 1, 2025 at 7:59 pm

    @trollhattan:

    +30 to +8 in 3 months

  78. 78.

    zhena gogolia

    April 1, 2025 at 8:00 pm

    @Baud: He said he was going for another 7 minutes. But I think he’s already exceeded that!

  79. 79.

    trollhattan

    April 1, 2025 at 8:00 pm

    @Baud: @RevRick: @Nukular Biskits:

    Presently +10 with 88% counted. For whatever it’s worth, Trump and Waltz were +30 in November.

    thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5226057-florida-voters-replace-rep-mike-waltz/

  80. 80.

    Ksmiami

    April 1, 2025 at 8:01 pm

    @rikyrah: Florida is a fucking lost cause

  81. 81.

    Ksmiami

    April 1, 2025 at 8:02 pm

    @cain: I don’t want to fucking fund them. I don’t even want to share a country with Republicans. Worthless garbage idiots

  82. 82.

    Ksmiami

    April 1, 2025 at 8:04 pm

    @frosty: change the billing on companies located in blue states. Might as well start the rebellion in earnest

  83. 83.

    Soprano2

    April 1, 2025 at 8:04 pm

    @Baud: As long as they’re scared of people who aren’t white, the answer is never.

  84. 84.

    Lobo

    April 1, 2025 at 8:04 pm

    @lamh47: ​
      Next? We have a measles epidemic going on.

  85. 85.

    RSA

    April 1, 2025 at 8:04 pm

    @LAC: I’m sorry to hear that, for the people involved. I’m reminded of the original “fork in the road” email message, with this passage:

    At this time, we cannot give you full assurance regarding the certainty of your position or agency but should your position be eliminated you will be treated with dignity and will be afforded the protections in place for such positions.

    If you choose not to continue in your current role in the federal workforce, we thank you for your service to your country and you will be provided with a dignified, fair departure from the federal government utilizing a deferred resignation program.

    We all knew that the promised “dignity” was so much bullshit.  “We will fuck you over as much as we possibly can” would have at least been honest.

  86. 86.

    Harrison Wesley

    April 1, 2025 at 8:06 pm

    @lamh47: I bought an extra 100 KN95 masks. Hope that will carry me until I check out or the country returns to sanity.

  87. 87.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    April 1, 2025 at 8:06 pm

    @Steve LaBonne:

    But remember, countries like Canada still consider the US “safe” by “global standards”, so no asylum for you!

  88. 88.

    ETtheLibrarian

    April 1, 2025 at 8:07 pm

    Shelly carping is rich.

  89. 89.

    zhena gogolia

    April 1, 2025 at 8:07 pm

    @Baud: He’s done!

  90. 90.

    Baud

    April 1, 2025 at 8:08 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    👏👏👏

  91. 91.

    Jay

    April 1, 2025 at 8:08 pm

    @The Audacity of Krope:

    there is a new r/Conservative Reddit up. It’s a new site for naming, shaming and exposing people who voted for the Leopards Eating Faces Party who now have blegs up asking for money.

    So that’s a shift.

  92. 92.

    Professor Bigfoot

    April 1, 2025 at 8:09 pm

    @suzanne: I wonder if the “white working class” will ever figure out that all the shit Trump is doing to hurt brown people will hurt them, too.

  93. 93.

    The Audacity of Krope

    April 1, 2025 at 8:09 pm

    @ETtheLibrarian: Shelly carping is rich.

    Shelly Moore Carpito? 😎

  94. 94.

    Sister Inspired Revolver of Freedom

    April 1, 2025 at 8:11 pm

    Guys, this Canadian is very afraid 😨 for Americans, especially the Disabled. People are going to die because of this. It’s just a given at this point. Please don’t be one of them.

    Egg shortages and the rise in egg prices will get worse. Because the people monitoring Avian Influenza are gone. Along with a previously reliable source of cheap protein for those living on low income . You can add dairy to the list, too.

    It’s a damn good thing for Canada that more and more Canadians are cancelling US travel plans. I am beginning to wonder if we’re going to see the return of border checks and controls like we had at the height of the Covid19 pandemic. Or worse.

  95. 95.

    Melancholy Jaques

    April 1, 2025 at 8:12 pm

    @Nukular Biskits:

    We struggle enough to get them to vote.

  96. 96.

    The Audacity of Krope

    April 1, 2025 at 8:16 pm

    @Melancholy Jaques: But that’s money they could be keeping in their pockets.

  97. 97.

    Steve LaBonne

    April 1, 2025 at 8:21 pm

    @Professor Bigfoot: As I said, if they haven’t figured it out in almost 60 years I’m not holding my breath.

  98. 98.

    Urza

    April 1, 2025 at 8:22 pm

    @trollhattan: Should swing even farther when the tariffs kick in.  Florida far more when they screw up Social Security.

  99. 99.

    Martin

    April 1, 2025 at 8:22 pm

    According to Josh Marshall the Pregnancy Risk Assessment Monitoring System (PRAMS) was closed and everyone fired because it violated Trumps anti-DEI policy (wasn’t monitoring pregnant men, apparently).

    That was the nations infant mortality prevention system.

  100. 100.

    Martin

    April 1, 2025 at 8:23 pm

    @Professor Bigfoot: They’re okay with that.

  101. 101.

    The Audacity of Krope

    April 1, 2025 at 8:30 pm

    @Professor Bigfoot: I wonder if the “white working class” will ever figure out that all the shit Trump is doing to hurt brown people will hurt them, too.

    But the real deciding factor here, which party will feed these white folk’s unearned feeling of superiority?

  102. 102.

    frosty

    April 1, 2025 at 8:31 pm

    @Sister Inspired Revolver of Freedom: ​
      I am beginning to wonder if we’re going to see the return of border checks and controls like we had at the height of the Covid19 pandemic…

    I still have the ArriveCAN app!

  103. 103.

    LAC

    April 1, 2025 at 8:32 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    @RSA:

    Thanks – I feel so bad for them. In addition, they are being referred to EEO personnel either no longer at their particular agency or even in one case, who died.

    The dignity, indeed…

  104. 104.

    WaterGirl

    April 1, 2025 at 8:36 pm

    @Sister Inspired Revolver of Freedom:  I’m sure you’re right.

  105. 105.

    bluefoot

    April 1, 2025 at 8:43 pm

    A friend of mine works at HHS. He told me couple weeks ago that one way they are shrinking staff besides these mass firings is that if you want to hire someone/fill a position, you are required to eliminate four others first.

    I haven’t heard from him today so I don’t know if he still has a job.

  106. 106.

    Sister Golden Bear

    April 1, 2025 at 9:29 pm

    @Scott:

    Suggested picket signs.

    Layoffs courtesy of drag queen story hour

    Brought to you by trans athletes

    Lets not. Lots of MAGAs will assume that’s what happened. I’m not joking, and we’re already facing too much hatred as it is.

  107. 107.

    catclub

    April 1, 2025 at 10:32 pm

    @Ksmiami: And start impounding federal tax funds.

     

    Good luck with that.  Which state banks outside of the Federal reserve system?

  108. 108.

    Uncle Cosmo

    April 2, 2025 at 8:45 am

    @BSMiasma: To update and redirect one of Dad’s go-to expressions:

    You talk like a man with a paper asshole.

    I cordially invite you to attempt to pin that medal to your sunken chest next to the one for Designated Cosplay Stalinist Of Balloon Juice in hopes your unique combination of bloodthirsty fantasy and personal clumsiness will cause you to stab yourself mortally in the process.

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