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You are here: Home / Foreign Affairs / Christopher Hitchens, Terrorist

Christopher Hitchens, Terrorist

by John Cole|  January 3, 200711:16 am| 132 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, War on Terror aka GSAVE®, General Stupidity

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Apparently Christopher Hitchens wanted to have Saddam’s babies, too:

The disgusting video of Saddam Hussein’s last moments on the planet is more than a reminder of the inescapable barbarity of capital punishment and of the intelligible and conventional reasons why it should always be opposed. The zoolike scenes in that dank, filthy shed (it seems that those attending were not even asked to turn off their cell phones or forbidden to use them to record souvenir film) were more like a lynching than an execution. At one point, one of the attending magistrates can be heard appealing for decency and calm, but otherwise the fact must be faced: In spite of his mad invective against “the Persians” and other traitors, the only character with a rag of dignity in the whole scene is the father of all hangmen, Saddam Hussein himself.

How could it have come to this? Did U.S. officials know that the designated “executioners” would be the unwashed goons of Muqtada Sadr’s “Mahdi Army”—the same sort of thugs who killed Abdul Majid al-Khoei in Najaf just after the liberation and who indulge in extra-judicial murder of Iraqis every night and day? Did our envoys and representatives ask for any sort of assurances before turning over a prisoner who was being held under the Geneva Conventions? According to the New York Times, there do seem to have been a few insipid misgivings about the timing and the haste, but these appear to have been dissolved soon enough and replaced by a fatalistic passivity that amounts, in theory and practice, to acquiescence in a crude Shiite coup d’état. Thus, far from bringing anything like “closure,” the hanging ensures that the poison of Saddamism will stay in the Iraqi bloodstream, mingling with other related infections such as confessional fanaticism and the sort of video sadism that has until now been the prerogative of al-Qaida’s dehumanized ghouls. We have helped to officiate at a human sacrifice. For shame.

Read the whole thing (via Sullivan). It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to recognize this whole thing was botched.

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  1. 1.

    Joel

    January 3, 2007 at 11:27 am

    Yes, the trial was a joke and the execution was a lynching. I’m still OK with it, for two reasons:

    1) Italy. After WWII, Mussolini was kicked and beaten to death by a mob in the streets of Rome. But Italy came out OK.

    2) Romania. After the Soviet Disunion, Causeceu was captured by gunmen, given a “trial” that lasted 15 minutes, and then executed by firing squad on the spot. The gunmen were careful not to shoot him in the face, to make sure that he would be recognizable afterwards. But Romania came out OK, and indeed it is hard to find Romanians today who will criticize what was done to him.

    So I seriously doubt that Saddam’s monkey trial and lynching will damage Iraq. At least, certainly not more than all the other crap that we’ve pulled there will damage it.

  2. 2.

    craigie

    January 3, 2007 at 11:30 am

    Nobody could have anticipated that this administration would botch something important.

  3. 3.

    The Other Steve

    January 3, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Apparently Keith Ellison is going to do his swearing in on a copy of the Koran from the Thomas Jefferson collection.

    Jefferson was born in what is now Goode’s district.

  4. 4.

    Keith

    January 3, 2007 at 11:36 am

    It’s depressing, but these stories always seem to devolve like this. Big event in War, followed by assertions that a) it’s a turning point and b) it was done by the book, followed by documentation that it’s not, followed by retaliatory violence, followed by an investigation into who made the documentation.

  5. 5.

    The Other Steve

    January 3, 2007 at 11:38 am

    I’m with Joel.

    members.aol.com/Custermen85/ILDUCE/Mussolini.htm

    And Hitchens is as shrill as ever, and certainly no rocket scientist.

  6. 6.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 11:38 am

    Must disagree with Joel. The timing and nature of the execution are just another stain on the sorry record of the US “stewardship” of the fledgling nation of Iraq … it will become just another item on a long checklist of fuckups, bad choices, omissions and stupidities that characterize the whole misadventure.

    Even as a staunch opponent of capital punishment in the American criminal justice system, I really don’t care that they executed Saddam. His crimes transcend our issues here. What I do care about is that this execution was political theater, and for that reason among others, should have been timed and carried out in a way that served our interests in Iraq, in the region, in the world, and at home … or else not carried out at all.

    And in the shitty afterglow of this event, we now await at least the third “explanation” of a “plan” for “victory” in Iraq from Mister Potatohead in the last 14-15 months, which I am sure will follow in the tradition of the preceeding bloviations from him, lacking any real plan and devoid of any actual description and way to measure victory. In this miserable hour we will have to sit through another of his crummy speeches and wonder why in hell we should even consider believing anything he says.

    The stupid little man could act like he is actually in charge of something. He could have come back from the ranch a little early, could have at least pretended to want to manage the Saddam event or delay it, could have shown up early at the Ford proceedings, could have floated an Iraq proposal that is grounded in getting us the hell out of there instead of a phony “surge” that we are apparently going to get. Nope, just another dismal week of his self-serving and perpetually self-justifying weasely crap complete with a whine to Congress to “let’s all get along.”

    From the Saddam execution to the bitter end of this particular episode, we again feel like we are watching a bad cartoon.

  7. 7.

    The Other Steve

    January 3, 2007 at 11:41 am

    Apparently Sullivan is a Bleeding Heart Shrill too.

  8. 8.

    The Other Steve

    January 3, 2007 at 11:43 am

    Must disagree with Joel. The timing and nature of the execution are just another stain on the sorry record of the US “stewardship” of the fledgling nation of Iraq …

    Somehow I think “you killed my father” is going to be remembered long after Hussein was taunted at his execution.

  9. 9.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 11:48 am

    A U.S. military spokesman, meanwhile, said the United States would have handled the execution entire war differently had it been in charge had any fucking idea in the world what it was doing.

    We report, you divide.

  10. 10.

    Cyrus

    January 3, 2007 at 11:51 am

    The shabby, tawdry scene of Muqtada Sadr’s riffraff taunting their defenseless former tyrant evokes exactly this quality of hysterical falsity and bravado. While Saddam Hussein was alive, they cringed. Now, they find their lost courage, and meanwhile take the drill and the razor blade and the blowtorch to their fellow Iraqis. To watch this abysmal spectacle as a neutral would be bad enough. To know that the U. S. government had even a silent, shamefaced part in it is to feel something well beyond embarrassment.

    You know, maybe we should welcome anyone who figures out that things aren’t going well and it’s at least partly because of the “bring it on” theory of diplomacy, regardless of what particular event pushes them back into sanity, but I’m not feeling that generous. If it took Hitchens a farcical execution to figure out that “war is hell” and “getting rid of Saddam was the easy part,” he has a way to go yet.

  11. 11.

    Sojourner

    January 3, 2007 at 11:52 am

    Poor Christopher. His support for this war has become indefensible so all he can do is criticize the many ways it’s been botched. Perhaps some day he’ll accept responsibility for having supported a really bad idea.

  12. 12.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 11:57 am

    Somehow I think “you killed my father” is going to be remembered long after Hussein was taunted at his execution

    I think what will be remembered is that the thing was just another in the 1000-plus-year-long factional mass fuckup that is the history of that region. Just another A versus B thing with its usual share of violence, death and screamed slogans. Just another example of why we should never have gone in there in the first place, thinking that we could blow apart the country and then sit with our thumbs up our asses while it put itself back together.

  13. 13.

    Zifnab

    January 3, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    1) Italy. After WWII, Mussolini was kicked and beaten to death by a mob in the streets of Rome. But Italy came out OK.

    Italy received millions in aid during the Marshall Plan reconstruction effort. It received military and diplomatic support from a newly powerful USA. And it submitted peacefully to occupation by the Allies, by and large, once the war was over. The replacement government of Italy wasn’t perfect, but it was a damn site better than the Shia regime of Al-Maliki.

    2) Romania. After the Soviet Disunion, Causeceu was captured by gunmen, given a “trial” that lasted 15 minutes, and then executed by firing squad on the spot. The gunmen were careful not to shoot him in the face, to make sure that he would be recognizable afterwards. But Romania came out OK, and indeed it is hard to find Romanians today who will criticize what was done to him.

    Romania is still a mess, years after Causeceu’s fall. They’re just now being admitted into the EU under extreme reservations from a number of the western members precisely because of the lawlessness and corruption that run rampant through the country. Romania is better than it was under Causeceu, but it’s not yet “good”. I think you’ll want to find another example here.

  14. 14.

    Paddy O'Shea

    January 3, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    I don’t know why this is such a mystery for some people. Iraq is now ruled by a pro-Iranian govt. Of course they couldn’t wait to hang Saddam.

    Doesn’t everybody know Iran is the big winner in this war?

  15. 15.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    thinking that we could blow apart the country and then sit with our thumbs up our asses while it put itself Iran puts it back together.

    In light of Paddy’s post, I had to revise my remarks.

  16. 16.

    Teak111

    January 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    Its thier country, they can hang the guy with cameras rolling if they want. Besides, Iran ordered it done quickly and it was done. What does Maliki or the US have to do with it?

  17. 17.

    Paddy O'Shea

    January 3, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    Speaking of executions, rightwing radio hero Hal Turner is creating a lot of excitement in Loon World by claiming that he and those like him will assassinate any Democratic Congress member who sponsors or votes for amnesty for illegal immigrants.

    wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53245

  18. 18.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    rightwing radio hero Hal Turner is creating a lot of excitement in Loon World by claiming that he and those like him will assassinate any Democratic Congress member

    Good lord. Just when you think those maniacs can’t get any crazier.

  19. 19.

    cleek

    January 3, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    from the Hal Turner article:

    One other reader said, “I’m sitting here now with my 30.06 stripped down. Can do this in the dark. Don’t want any grains of sand in the mechanism,”

    charming.

    let’s see… USA PATRIOT 802:

    the term `domestic terrorism’ means activities that–

    `(A) involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State;

    `(B) appear to be intended–

    `(i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population;

    `(ii) to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or

    `(iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and

    `( C) occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States.’.

  20. 20.

    Tsulagi

    January 3, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    The Saddam execution/lynching/human sacrifice/whatever just sort of went with the flow of all that is now MESSopotamia. In one way it was a fitting cherry added on the shit pie this administration has baked in Iraq. Don’t worry, it’s a big pie, plenty of room for more cherries.

    Amazing. Retardocons like Cheney, Rummy, Kristol and the rest of their boys for about a decade constantly thought of doing Iraq. I won’t say they’re completely retarded, but collectively over ten years or so you’d think they would have thought through their fantasies just a little bit better. Saddam’s execution? Guess that was a rush job in their thinking and planning. Only three years to prepare.

    Snark aside, one other aspect of the hanging struck me. Given Saddam’s crimes against his own population over decades, apparently not even four or five could be found among the 300k+ Iraq Security Forces to perform as guards/execution handlers unmasked, proudly in uniform, and with quiet resolve. Nope. In the presence of an old man with his arms and legs bound, we see fear and weakness in his state execution handlers.

    So much for the “They stand up, we stand down” bullshit. Yeah, that’ll happen about the time Jesus returns and has babies.

  21. 21.

    Kav

    January 3, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    Joel, sorry to nitpick but Mussolini was executed by a partisan firing squad near Lake Como; he was not beaten to death by an angry mob on the streets of Rome.

  22. 22.

    Pb

    January 3, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    Yes, the trial was a joke and the execution was a lynching. I’m still OK with it, for two reasons:

    1) Italy. After WWII, Mussolini was kicked and beaten to death by a mob in the streets of Rome. But Italy came out OK.

    And your argument here is, it’s ok because the ends ultimately justified the means in these other cases? I hope you see how manifestly stupid and flawed that non-argument / future prediction is without me further ridiculing it?

  23. 23.

    Fed up!

    January 3, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    So? Who cares if it was botched? Is this something that we should even be paying attention to? No matter what we did, or had the Iraqis do, it was going to be viewed badly. How can an execution be viewed in any positive light? Can there be an execution with dignity? I don’t think so.

  24. 24.

    Zifnab

    January 3, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    Why did the Iraqis hang Saddam? Because they didn’t like his face, or because they were trying to extract justice from a despot?

    If the entire proceeding comes across as a farce, a big slap in the face to Sunnis, and a pathetically mismanaged operation, then how are Iraqis supposed to gain respect for their government? How was this execution any different than a mob beating the living daylights out of Mussolini somewhere in the streets of Italy?

  25. 25.

    Davebo

    January 3, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    Look folks, don’t fall for the liberal spin here.

    And for once, ask yourself, why isn’t the mainstream media reporting on all the good things God is telling Pat Robertson.

  26. 26.

    salvage

    January 3, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Christopher Hitchens is a drunken troll having a manufactured moment of clarity. He was this war’s biggest cheerleader, the fact that now that it’s obvious to all but the most oblivious that Iraq has gone sour he’s started noticing “Hey… that mission wasn’t accomplished at all!”

    Fuck him and fuck his outrage, while he’s certainly correct in calling it a lynching it is a pretty minor atrocity in comparison to all the shit he’s solemnly approved of in regard to Iraq. All he should be writing about Iraq is “SORRY!” over and over again until his hands fall off and he can’t write any more.

  27. 27.

    Joel

    January 3, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    Pb, you moron, I have freely acknowledged that we have completely screwed the pooch in Iraq. I am simply pointing out that the Iraqi people *needed* to see Saddam die, just as the Italians and Romanians needed to see their former oppressors die. Purging the national soul of the former evil. The fact that Romania still has problems does not negate the good that was done for the national psyche by Causeceu’s summary execution.

    Iraq, on the other hand, is so completely screwed up that I doubt Saddam’s death will really help much. But it certainly won’t do any harm.

  28. 28.

    Steve

    January 3, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    I am simply pointing out that the Iraqi people needed to see Saddam die, just as the Italians and Romanians needed to see their former oppressors die. Purging the national soul of the former evil.

    Do you accept, as a starting point, that Iraq is a deeply divided nation that does not have any kind of a “national soul” at this point in time? The analogy to Italy and Romania just doesn’t fit.

    The fact that many Sunnis now see Saddam as a symbol of Sunni martyrdom – when, in any rational world, they should see him as a butcher who killed countless Sunnis as well as Shia and Kurds – is a pretty bad development for our mission. And we really didn’t need any more bad developments right now.

  29. 29.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    I doubt Saddam’s death will really help much. But it certainly won’t do any harm.

    Reminds me of the former glory of Donald The Rumsfeld.

    Hey, stuff happens. Who cares? Execution, Schmexicution. Good riddance to the asshole. You execute the prisoner you have, know what I mean? Ha ha.

    About as well thought out as the entire war and occupation have been so far.

    You should get a job in the Pentagon. Or maybe you already have one?

    “Hey, they’re gonna hang Sassam? Off the hook, dudes! Can’t wait to see the video!”

    Etc.

  30. 30.

    Detlef

    January 3, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    What Steve said at 2:17.

    Don´t forget too that the execution happened on Saturday, the first day of the Sunni Eid. While for Shia, Eid started on Sunday.And that executions aren´t supposed to be carried out during religious holidays. IIRC it´s even part of the Iraqi laws.
    So the execution is also an insult against Sunnis everywhere.
    Maybe the Shia don´t care. A NYT article 1-2 days ago reported that some Iraqi Shia politicians were actually proud of disregarding the Sunni Eid.
    The US however should have been smarter.

  31. 31.

    Steve

    January 3, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    I wonder where John is on this breaking development?

    Democrats had hoped to present the Democratic takeover of Congress as a well-oiled machine. However, Rep. Rahm Emanuel of Illinois, Democratic Caucus chairman, had to abruptly end a press conference meant to showcase the Democratic ethics legislation when anti-war protestors started chants demanding that the Democrats defund the war in Iraq. The protestors were led by Cindy Sheehan, a well-known activist whose son was killed in Iraq.

    “We’re here to let the Democrats know that the grassroots and the anti-war movement elected them to create change,” said Sheehan after Emanuel ended the press conference.

    Sheehan said that she was joined by 70 protestors to hold the Democrats “accountable,” saying they are pressing incoming Speaker Nancy Pelosi and the new Democratic leadership to stop authorizing additional funds for the Iraq war.

    Sheehan said any additional authorizations would make the Democrats “co-conspirators” with the Republicans in what she described as “war crimes.”

    “There is already enough money in their killing budget to bring the troops home,” Sheehan said.

  32. 32.

    Zifnab

    January 3, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    Clearly a Rovian liberal trick. Stunts like this will make it appear that people disapprove of the war, when assort scholars and experts all agree that the war supported by all red-blooded god-fearing heterosexual Americans.

  33. 33.

    James F. Elliott

    January 3, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    And Hitchens is as shrill as ever, and certainly no rocket scientist.

    Christopher Hitchens remains near and dear to this liberal’s heart after discovering him three years ago in a completely impulsive book purchase. There’s something about opinion writers educated in England that makes them totally awesome. My favorite conservative writer is John Derbyshire – he’s fascinating even when he’s so completely wrong, and a hoot to read. Hitchens is the same way, even if you can literally perceive the alcoholism rotting his brain. Besides, anyone who’ll follow Henry Kissinger around screaming “Toad!” any time he tries to speak has to be worth keeping around.

    Look folks, don’t fall for the liberal spin here.

    And for once, ask yourself, why isn’t the mainstream media reporting on all the good things God is telling Pat Robertson.

    I’m fairly certain this is a joke. But my Post-Darrell Stress Disorder makes me suspicious.

    Fuck him and fuck his outrage, while he’s certainly correct in calling it a lynching it is a pretty minor atrocity in comparison to all the shit he’s solemnly approved of in regard to Iraq.

    In Hitchens’ defense, he’s been against the death penalty for Hussein since his capture. He wrote a very interesting piece on the Kurdish president’s (is that the correct term for their leader?) anti-capital punishment stance.

  34. 34.

    Steve

    January 3, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    Hitchens believes some things that are extremely right and some things that are extremely wrong. Like Andrew Sullivan, he’s frustrating because you can’t fit him into one of the two little boxes.

  35. 35.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    “There is already enough money in their killing budget to bring the troops home,” Sheehan said.

    Good for her.

  36. 36.

    Jonathan

    January 3, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    The US however should have been smarter.

    There isn’t anyone in charge who has ever even heard of the Eid ul Adha.

    I frankly doubt that the incoming Democratic Congress is really going to all that much more informed given the pathetic recent performance of incoming House Intelligence Chair Reyes.

  37. 37.

    Pb

    January 3, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    Joel,

    Pb, you moron,

    Unfortunately, name-calling doesn’t improve the quality of your argument in the slightest. Idiot.

    I am simply pointing out that the Iraqi people needed to see Saddam die, just as the Italians and Romanians needed to see their former oppressors die.

    No, you were pointing out that you were ok with Saddam’s execution because in other executions, the countries involved later turned out ok in your opinion–two things that morally have nothing to do with one another. It’d be like saying that you were ok with the fact that (and the way in which) they killed Jesus because Christianity turned out ok in your opinion. It’s just incoherent.

    Iraq, on the other hand, is so completely screwed up that I doubt Saddam’s death will really help much. But it certainly won’t do any harm.

    LOL. Yeah, they’re just thrilled about it over there–so much so that they’re rushing to disavow (aka lie about) their participation in it at all. Please.

  38. 38.

    Anne

    January 3, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    I wonder where John is on this breaking development?

    Sheehan said any additional authorizations would make the Democrats “co-conspirators” with the Republicans in what she described as “war crimes.”

    Indeed, where is the outrage. For that matter, where is yours Steve? Upon the barricades to demand accountability… from John Cole. Go figure…

  39. 39.

    Anne

    January 3, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    Dutch media are reporting that the execution room was infiltrated by the militias. Apparantly Saddam was not executed by the assigned executioners, but by militia members. The Volkskrant quotes Iraq’s national security advisor Mowaffaq al-Rubaie confirming the infiltration.

    So it seems that Joel got what he asked for: a lynch mob. The Iraqi (and the US) cannot even secure an execution room shed, let alone Baghdad.

  40. 40.

    Steve

    January 3, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    I frankly doubt that the incoming Democratic Congress is really going to all that much more informed given the pathetic recent performance of incoming House Intelligence Chair Reyes.

    You could put Juan Cole in Congress and it wouldn’t matter because no one is going to ask Congress’ opinion anyway on whether Saddam should be handed over. Maybe next time they should check with Riverbend.

  41. 41.

    The Other Steve

    January 3, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    Democrats had hoped to present the Democratic takeover of Congress as a well-oiled machine. However, Rep. Rahm Emanuel of Illinois, Democratic Caucus chairman, had to abruptly end a press conference meant to showcase the Democratic ethics legislation when anti-war protestors started chants demanding that the Democrats defund the war in Iraq. The protestors were led by Cindy Sheehan, a well-known activist whose son was killed in Iraq.

    I for one am going to give Sheehan a donut!

    Clearly she’s a troll.

  42. 42.

    TenguPhule

    January 3, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    Given Saddam’s crimes against his own population over decades, apparently not even four or five could be found among the 300k+ Iraq Security Forces to perform as guards/execution handlers unmasked, proudly in uniform, and with quiet resolve.

    Black hooded masks *are* standard uniforms for the New Iraqi Security Forces(tm). Because many of them fear being identified and killed after they go off duty.

  43. 43.

    Tsulagi

    January 3, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    Clearly she’s a troll.

    She’s Darrell in drag.

  44. 44.

    Punchy

    January 3, 2007 at 3:27 pm

    Perhaps some day he’ll accept responsibility for having supported a really bad idea.

    You’ve just caused me COK (Coke On Keyboard). Too funny. The day Hitchens takes responsibility for ANYTHING not involving an empty liquor bottle is the day I crap myself. And I’m not planning on buying those Depends any time soon.

  45. 45.

    Faux News

    January 3, 2007 at 3:27 pm

    She’s Darrell in drag.

    Kind of like Rudy in “Come F*ck Me Pumps”?

    wonkette.com/politics/walnuts/mccain-campaign-steals-rudys-secret-strategery-plans-225544.php

  46. 46.

    Grrr

    January 3, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    Well, Hitchens did come down on the non-insane side of the Terri Schiavo travesty.

    But those quirky neocons still get all drippy over him for supporting a single pet (now losing) issue. Until now, maybe.

  47. 47.

    Tsulagi

    January 3, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    Kind of like Rudy in “Come F*ck Me Pumps”?

    Pretty much. BTW, you need to learn how to embed a link.

  48. 48.

    Zifnab

    January 3, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    I always assumed that the entire purpose of Galloway and Hitchens was to parody the American public as a bunch of slack-jawed, ignorant retards.

    Kinda like a political Punch and Judy. Except these two dumbasses say whatever intellectually vapid thought floats past their brains that they think will rally the fringes of the respective American political bases. Then they get to verbally shadow box on TV with the subtle tagline “This is how those braindead Americans act on a daily-freak’n-basis.”

  49. 49.

    Grrr

    January 3, 2007 at 3:50 pm

    Speaking of Rudy, I am absolutely dumbfounded that so many on Redstate (for one) look to this man as their 2008 presidential hopeful given:

    1) The existence of the above linked picture

    2) that 1) may hint at the fact that he might not be the Ideal War President they crave.

  50. 50.

    Faux News

    January 3, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    Pretty much. BTW, you need to learn how to embed a link.

    It worked for me :-(

  51. 51.

    matt

    January 3, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    Speaking of executions, rightwing radio hero Hal Turner is creating a lot of excitement in Loon World by claiming that he and those like him will assassinate any Democratic Congress member who sponsors or votes for amnesty for illegal immigrants.

    But both sides are still just as bad, because people at DU want to piss on Reagan’s grave, and Michale Moore is fat.

  52. 52.

    Punchy

    January 3, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    Michale Moore is fat.

    Is this the French brother of Michael Moore? Are they ALL fat?

    And a new adjective has been coined today to describe how Bush portrayed the Iraq War to the American people: We’ve all been Saban’ed. Rat bastard.

  53. 53.

    Tsulagi

    January 3, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    It worked for me :-(

    Um, if you mean the link working, yes, took me straight over to the Wonkette site seeing a picture of Rudy modestly trying to cover his nyloned legs. I meant embed the link in text so the margins here don’t get blasted to the far right. Maybe like this: Kind of like Rudy in “Come F*ck Me Pumps”?

  54. 54.

    Faux News

    January 3, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    Um, if you mean the link working, yes, took me straight over to the Wonkette site seeing a picture of Rudy modestly trying to cover his nyloned legs. I meant embed the link in text so the margins here don’t get blasted to the far right. Maybe like this: Kind of like Rudy in “Come F*ck Me Pumps”?

    Ah, ok! In the future I’ll try, but I’m rather inept at stuff like that :-)

  55. 55.

    Jimmy Mack

    January 3, 2007 at 4:23 pm

    Speaking of Rudy, I am absolutely dumbfounded that so many on Redstate (for one) look to this man as their 2008 presidential hopeful:

    Why? He has a good track record as mayor and is widely admired. Unless you buy into the idea that the big, bad evangelicals won’t vote for him, then I don’t see what is his weakness.

  56. 56.

    Tom in Texas

    January 3, 2007 at 4:23 pm

    Faux:
    Just copy the page you want to link, then click on the little “>>” symbol above the text box. Then highlight the text you want to be the link and press “Link.” In the box, paste your link. Done!

  57. 57.

    Faux News

    January 3, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    Thanks Tom! I can finally get exit the Balloon Juice Short Bus now.

  58. 58.

    Zifnab

    January 3, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    All your links are belong to us.

  59. 59.

    Paddy O'Shea

    January 3, 2007 at 4:42 pm

    “Embedding” is an anti-MAC, pro-PC supremacist plot.

  60. 60.

    Grrr

    January 3, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    Speaking of
    pissing
    on Reagan’s grave:

    President Ronald Reagan decided that the United States “could not afford to allow Iraq to lose the war to Iran”, and that the United States “would do whatever was necessary and legal to prevent Iraq from losing the war with Iran.

    History is *so* confusing.

  61. 61.

    Paddy O'Shea

    January 3, 2007 at 4:46 pm

    In addition to being anal retentive and bourgeois.

  62. 62.

    Joel

    January 3, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    Pb, have you made an argument yet? All I see in your postings is bile.

    My argument, in a nutshell, that nations can benefit from executing their former oppressors. Not that hard to understand, though you certainly seem to be missing it very effectively.

    Also, it is just plain weird that you think Italy and Romania are irrelevant here. I suppose they are irrelevant, except for the fact that those countries, like Iraq, were ruled for many years by violent tyrants who slaughtered millions of people while treating all citizens like slaves. The Italian and Romanian method of dealing with tyrants worked perfectly well. The end (absolute certainty that the tyrant would not do any more damage) justified the means (execution).

    Sorry if empirical evidence bothers your opinions.

  63. 63.

    Steve

    January 3, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    I’m pretty sure I explained the exact reason why Italy and Romania seem completely different. Pity you chose not to address it.

  64. 64.

    Zifnab

    January 3, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    You shut your face Grrr. Saint Ronald never gave Saddam weapons, he gave Saddam Capitalistic Free Trade With A Side Of Justice. We were fighting communism back then, and Reagen did what he needed to do so that we could finally defeat the USSR. That the USSR fell under the Reagen administration proves he was a brilliant strategerist who’s every thought was bent on achieving that victory. Thus giving weapons to Saddam was in the best interests of the nation and never happened so shut your yap!

    Why do you hate freedom?

  65. 65.

    TenguPhule

    January 3, 2007 at 5:30 pm

    Also, it is just plain weird that you think Italy and Romania are irrelevant here. I suppose they are irrelevant, except for the fact that those countries, like Iraq, were ruled for many years by violent tyrants who slaughtered millions of people while treating all citizens like slaves. The Italian and Romanian method of dealing with tyrants worked perfectly well. The end (absolute certainty that the tyrant would not do any more damage) justified the means (execution).

    Same Darrell, different name.

    Trying compare Iraq to Italy or Romania is about as intelluctally honest as comparing Iraq to WW II.

    The square peg doesn’t go in the round hole.

  66. 66.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    I’m pretty sure I explained the exact reason why Italy and Romania seem completely different. Pity you chose not to address it.

    Hey, I feel your pain. We can make Joel a member of the TallDave Society. I’m still waiting for TD to explain exactly why he thought Iraq was like the American Colonies.

    No, I’m not kidding. So I think Joel might be eligible for some kind of TD recognition thing.

    Maybe a six-month free carwash pass? Something.

  67. 67.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 5:39 pm

    Okay, new game.

    Rome is to Baghdad as King of Prussia, Pa is to _______.

    ?

    Anyone?

  68. 68.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    Bucharest?

  69. 69.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    Where exactly is the bile key on this thing?

  70. 70.

    Steve

    January 3, 2007 at 6:12 pm

    I was thinking Thessaloniki, but I’m open-minded on this one.

  71. 71.

    Perry Como

    January 3, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    Where exactly is the bile key on this thing?

    Right next to the troll key.

  72. 72.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 6:27 pm

    Okay, well Joel complained that Pb was giving him nothing but bile. I didn’t know that he could post all bile.

    I like about a 60-40 bile/nonbile ratio myself. All bile is pretty hard to maintain. No bile is just syrup. I like the balanced approach.

    Think sweet-and-sour chiken.

  73. 73.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 6:27 pm

    er, chicken.

  74. 74.

    demimondian

    January 3, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    Where exactly is the bile key on this thing?

    I typically find it only when I’m looking for the “any” key.

  75. 75.

    Steve

    January 3, 2007 at 6:45 pm

    All bile is pretty hard to maintain. No bile is just syrup. I like the balanced approach.

    Let the biler beware.

  76. 76.

    TenguPhule

    January 3, 2007 at 6:54 pm

    Let the biler beware.

    404 Error. The Bile you are looking for was not found. Please see your system administrator if you feel you reached
    this Bile in error.

  77. 77.

    TenguPhule

    January 3, 2007 at 6:54 pm

    Think sweet-and-sour chiken.

    My gorge doth protest that image.

  78. 78.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 6:59 pm

    No fair … at this point you guys are just biling on.

  79. 79.

    GOP4Me et al

    January 3, 2007 at 7:01 pm

    Rome is to Baghdad as King of Prussia, Pa is to ___.

    Swansea, Massachusetts. I mention that because Rome is a very important, famous city, but Baghdad was a city of major import long before Rome arose to prominence; similarly, although King of Prussia was the site of a battle between Washington and Howe in 1777, Swansea, MA was a city burned to the ground during King Philip’s War, the bloodiest (per capita) conflict in American (and pre-American colonial) history.

    Then again, King of Prussia has a mall; I’m not sure if Swansea has a mall or not, so maybe there’s some other city that was burned to the ground in Massachusetts which can more closely approximate this vital link.

    Okay, Thymie, my turn: East St. Louis is to Baghdad as Rome is to ______.

  80. 80.

    GOP4Me et al

    January 3, 2007 at 7:03 pm

    Okay, here’s another one: Baghdad is to Sarajevo as Fallujah is to ___. (Take your time, wingnuts, it’s a tricky one.)

  81. 81.

    Perry Como

    January 3, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    While the wingnuts ponder GOP4Me’s analogies, President Bush has unveiled his new way forward in Iraq. Just add soldiers.

  82. 82.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 7:12 pm

    Okay, Thymie, my turn: East St. Louis is to Baghdad as Rome is to __.

    Frank Sinatra.

    Think “Three Coins in the Fountain.”

    Juxtaposed against “East St. Louis Toodle-O,” I think you see where I am headed with this. One hilarious website has the title written by Steely Dan, which doesn’t quite explain how Duke Ellington was recording it in the 1930’s.

    Otherwise I’d say Memphis. All of these cities are on big rivers.

  83. 83.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 7:14 pm

    Okay, here’s another one: Baghdad is to Sarajevo as Fallujah is to _.

    Oklahoma City. Terrorists are the common thread.

  84. 84.

    JWeidner

    January 3, 2007 at 7:25 pm

    404 Error. The Bile you are looking for was not found. Please see your system administrator if you feel you reached retched this Bile in error.

    I think that reads better…

  85. 85.

    Filthy McNasty

    January 3, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    in a general sense, across the globe, nobody gives a shit about this. A horrible man is dead, and the world is better for it. This Monday morning quarterbacking of the execution is the affliction of the comfortable.

  86. 86.

    TenguPhule

    January 3, 2007 at 7:35 pm

    in a general sense, across the globe, nobody gives a shit about this.

    Except of course for the hundreds of millions of Sunni across the world who have watched Bush just turn Saddam into a martyr.

    And the rest of us with a clue bracing for the fallout from this botched lynching.

    But other then that, yeah who cares in ‘who gives a shit’ land?

  87. 87.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    the world is better for it.

    Oh yeah, we’ve definitely turned a corner in Iraq.

  88. 88.

    TenguPhule

    January 3, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    No fair … at this point you guys are just biling on.

    We’re on to you and your Bile ways. We have walked the bile in your shoes and they are wet and pugnant.

  89. 89.

    TenguPhule

    January 3, 2007 at 7:42 pm

    Oh yeah, we’ve definitely turned a corner in Iraq.

    You can tell because we’ve just passed the ‘you are here’ sign again. Ignore the grooves that the wheels going forward are stuck in.

  90. 90.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 7:52 pm

    Ignore the grooves that the wheels going forward are stuck in.

    That just means we are On Track to Victory, mister Defeatocrat.

  91. 91.

    Tulkinghorn

    January 3, 2007 at 7:53 pm

    So I seriously doubt that Saddam’s monkey trial and lynching will damage Iraq.

    But it has done US a tremendous amount of harm. That is the point.

  92. 92.

    Filthy McNasty

    January 3, 2007 at 7:59 pm

    Elites care. You care. The rest of the world pretty much does not care. Sure, it is not good to gloat about his hanging, but hardly anyone regrets him dying the way he did, considering his past.

    Saddam is no martyr, that’s for sure. The “fallout” is doubtful to come. The world is much better off because despots like Saddam know that there’s a rope waiting for them.

  93. 93.

    Filthy McNasty

    January 3, 2007 at 8:05 pm

    But it has done US a tremendous amount of harm.

    A tremendous amount of harm? How, exactly? We’re experiencing a bunch elitists pouting about Saddam’s execution, the hanging was done by Iraqis in an act of self-determination, and the new head of the U.N. didn’t even condemn it!

    Again, what “tremendous harm” is there? Unless of course you tend to see tremendous harm everywhere you look.

  94. 94.

    TenguPhule

    January 3, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    The rest of the world pretty much does not care. Sure, it is not good to gloat about his hanging, but hardly anyone regrets him dying the way he did, considering his past.

    Shorter Filthy McNasty: I don’t care and neither do my friends. Obviously nobody else will care in the world because we don’t. Why don’t they show the schools being painted instead of angry Sunni?

    The “fallout” is doubtful to come.

    Right, just like there is ‘no insurgency’ for six months before there is.

    The world is much better off because despots like Saddam know that there’s a rope waiting for them.

    So when are you going to step up and call for Bush’s Lynching? Or does this rule of yours only apply to Arab dictators?

  95. 95.

    TenguPhule

    January 3, 2007 at 8:12 pm

    We’re experiencing a bunch elitists pouting about Saddam’s execution, the hanging was done by Iraqis in an act of self-determination, and the new head of the U.N. didn’t even condemn it!

    The lynching was done by Shiite militiamen, the Sunni are up in arms about it and the new head of the UN is exactly the kind of weak-kneed apologists the right oh so loves to complain about.

    The harm is not that hard to figure out. You’ve pushed 20% of Iraq’s population into *FULL* support of the Iraqi Sunni Guerillas instead of the fencesitting/closed eyes policy they were taking before. There is a difference between passive support and active participation…and we’re about to learn that the hard way in Iraq…again.

  96. 96.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    despots like Saddam know that there’s a rope waiting for them.

    Really? Name two. Name two despots who now think there’s “a rope waiting for them” thanks to the execution of Saddam.

    And show your work …. what makes you think this?

  97. 97.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 8:17 pm

    Name two despots who now think there’s “a rope waiting for them”

    Oh …. and George Bush can’t be one of them.

  98. 98.

    demimondian

    January 3, 2007 at 8:19 pm

    You can tell because we’ve just passed the ‘you are here’ sign again

    Hmm. I must need new glasses. I could have sworn it said “Why are you here?”

  99. 99.

    TenguPhule

    January 3, 2007 at 8:23 pm

    Oh …. and George Bush can’t be one of them.

    Dick Cheney and Tony Blair. :P

  100. 100.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 8:27 pm

    To help rein in wasteful spending and restore fiscal discipline in Washington, I call on Congress to give the President the tool that 43 governors have, a line-item veto.

    George W. Bush, Jan 3 2007

    Okay, is there any doubt anywhere? These guys are just fucking with us.

    This waste of human cells waits until today, of all days, to decry earmarks and press for a line item veto? After having a Republican congress for all these years?

  101. 101.

    HyperIon

    January 3, 2007 at 8:31 pm

    So I seriously doubt that Saddam’s monkey trial and lynching will damage Iraq.

    and *i* doubt that it will do anything to change the cycle of reprisals. it merely puts more wood on the revenge fire.

    ya know, i didn’t need jesus to tell me than an-eye-for-an-eye approach is fundamentally flawed.

  102. 102.

    Dr. Bill Frist

    January 3, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    I like about a 60-40 bile/nonbile ratio myself. All bile is pretty hard to maintain. No bile is just syrup. I like the balanced approach.

    For a better balance, try here

  103. 103.

    Pooh

    January 3, 2007 at 8:38 pm

    So I seriously doubt that Saddam’s monkey trial and lynching will damage Iraq.

    I actually agree with this – it’s not going to make anything worse aside from the glaring missed opportunity to possibly make things better, see, e.g., Truth and Reconciliation Commission.

  104. 104.

    Steve

    January 3, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    The world is much better off because despots like Saddam know that there’s a rope waiting for them.

    This is a truly classic insight into that laughable construct they call the conservative mind.

    Yeah, they’re all quaking in their boots. For some reason, they were dissuaded from becoming tyrants by seeing what happened to Hitler, or Mussolini, or any of the others, but now it’s settled with certainty that all tyrants will be hung.

    Did you ever notice how scared Iran has been, ever since we showed we were willing to kick ass in Iraq? How they’ve deliberately ratched down their inflammatory rhetoric, now that we decapitated the regime right next door? Oh, wait, they haven’t done anything of the sort? How odd. Fortunately, as a conservative, you don’t need to actually fit empirical evidence into your simpleminded theories. All we need to do is make everyone afraid of the US, and it all comes up roses, right?

    You probably believe we scared Libya straight, don’t you? Sad.

  105. 105.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    I actually agree with this – it’s not going to make anything worse

    Uh huh ….

    His death will, of course, inspire the religious Shiites into intensifying their jihad, cementing their belief in the righteousness of their cause. Far more important, however, it will spark a burning desire for revenge among the Sunni Arabs, and not just among Baath party veterans. The commanders and organisers of the insurgency are primarily drawn from those veterans and from the former Iraqi army officer corps, who were mostly Sunni. But their base is among the tribes and clans of western, Sunni Iraq —and since the US invasion, the sons of those tribes have been increasingly enlisting in the resistance army, often to the dismay of some of the more conservative tribal elders.

    An overwhelming majority of the Sunni Arab population of Iraq now supports the resistance, and its intensity is likely to grow significantly in the wake of Saddam’s death. Earlier this year, 300 Sunni tribal leaders met in Anbar to issue a demand that Saddam Hussein be released from prison, just one indication that support for the former president of Iraq was widespread. “The execution of Saddam means that the flame of vengeance will be ignited and it will hurt the body of Iraq with unrecoverable wound,” a Sunni tribal leader told the New York Times.

  106. 106.

    Pooh

    January 3, 2007 at 8:49 pm

    TZ,

    I don’t think they really need any more incentive is my point. They are already angrily killing people in the streets, and in response, they will angrily kill people in the streets. Not good of course.

    Similarly, it’s not like the rest of the world thought there was any legitimacy to what we are doing. This status wasn’t worsened, merely reconfirmed.

  107. 107.

    Pooh

    January 3, 2007 at 8:51 pm

    And in case I’m not being clear, or haven’t been in the past, I still think it was both wrong and stupid to do it the way it was done.

  108. 108.

    Steve

    January 3, 2007 at 8:52 pm

    They are already angrily killing people in the streets, and in response, they will angrily kill people in the streets.

    This is the amorphous “they” that always gets the other guys in trouble.

  109. 109.

    TenguPhule

    January 3, 2007 at 8:55 pm

    After having a Republican congress for all these years?

    Bush looks forward to lining vetos up against stem cell research funding.

  110. 110.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 8:57 pm

    American position: Execution? What execution? We had nothing to do with it.

    After six years of hyena government, we know this:

    When you see American officials running away from something, you can be sure of two things:

    1) They had everything to do with it, and

    2) It’s a collossal fuckup.

    BAGHDAD (Reuters) – U.S. forces had no role in Saddam Hussein’s hanging, but would have handled it differently, a U.S. general said on Wednesday as Iraqi authorities questioned a guard over a video of officials taunting Saddam on the gallows.

    National Security Adviser Mowaffaq al-Rubaie said

    Hmm, I think we’ve already seen this movie ….

  111. 111.

    TenguPhule

    January 3, 2007 at 9:00 pm

    When you see American officials running away from something, you can be sure of two things:

    1) They had everything to do with it, and

    2) It’s a collossal fuckup.

    3) More embarrassing shit is going to leak out and roll the turd upwards

    Corrected.

  112. 112.

    TenguPhule

    January 3, 2007 at 9:05 pm

    Hey, I just noticed. The first thread of the New Year to reach over 100 posts and not be Darrelled!

    Break out the beer and pretzels!

  113. 113.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 9:08 pm

    The Dawn of a New Era? The Era of a New Dawn?

    Or is Darrell just getting a colonoscopy today, and tomorrow he’ll be here to take it out on us?

  114. 114.

    ThymeZone

    January 3, 2007 at 9:11 pm

    tomorrow he’ll be here to take it out on us?

    Sorry, just a figure of speech ….

  115. 115.

    Pb

    January 3, 2007 at 9:28 pm

    Joel,

    Pb, have you made an argument yet?

    Yes, I refuted and exposed your sloppy non-reasoning. Twice. And if you honestly can’t figure it out by now, then you’re way more of an idiot than I expected. So I’m going to give you some credit here and stick you in the ‘horribly poor troll’ category. Don’t expect to hear from me again, cheers!

    All I see in your postings is bile.

    Bile is in the eye of the beholder?

    My argument, in a nutshell, that nations can benefit from executing their former oppressors.

    If that had been your argument, then you could have just said that. However–moral bankruptcy noted.

    Also, it is just plain weird that you think Italy and Romania are irrelevant here. I suppose they are irrelevant

    Check.

    except for the fact that those countries, like Iraq, were ruled for many years by violent tyrants who slaughtered millions of people while treating all citizens like slaves.

    Saddam was actually a bit better than that, even–Kim Jong-Il would be a more apt parallel.

    The end (absolute certainty that the tyrant would not do any more damage) justified the means (execution).

    Sigh. See above. Like I said the first time, your moral bankruptcy is noted. Just because X goal is achieved doesn’t make Y means ok. Unless you’re ‘Joel’, apparently.

    Sorry if empirical evidence bothers your opinions.

    ROFL! It couldn’t possibly have yet, but you’re welcome to provide some at any point in time. However, you’ll have to continue this particular line of idiocy without me.

    IHBT, IHL, HAND.

  116. 116.

    Jimmy Mack

    January 3, 2007 at 9:31 pm

    Bush looks forward to lining vetos up against stem cell research funding.

    That’s really not fair. He only vetoed embryonic stem cell research, not all stem cell research. I think that’s a mistake on his part, given all of the science but not in such a clear cut way given the promise of adult stem cells as well.

  117. 117.

    tBone

    January 3, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    I actually agree with this – it’s not going to make anything worse aside from the glaring missed opportunity to possibly make things better, see, e.g., Truth and Reconciliation Commission.

    I think Pooh may be on to something here – if anyone could straighten Iraq out, it’s the Master Chief. Someone call Bungie, stat.

  118. 118.

    Gus

    January 3, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    Hitchens has a hard on for the Kurds, so whatever Talabani believes, he’ll go along with. And Joel, give it up while you’re not too far behind. Your argument is laughable.

  119. 119.

    Zifnab

    January 3, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    Name two despots who now think there’s “a rope waiting for them”

    Bill Frist doing the Saddam autopsy and George Allen running for reelection?

  120. 120.

    Zifnab

    January 3, 2007 at 10:24 pm

    That’s assuming they didn’t toss out all of Macaca’s stuff.

  121. 121.

    demimondian

    January 3, 2007 at 11:32 pm

    Someone call Bungie, stat.

    Microsoft owns them now. The Master Chief has been…reassigned…to the 101st Airborne Chair Division–not to be confused with the 101st Fighting Chairborne Division.

  122. 122.

    Pooh

    January 4, 2007 at 3:42 am

    if anyone could straighten Iraq out, it’s the Master Chief.

    That smarts. I’d go so far as to say I’ve been pwn3d.

    Tengu and TZ, you’ve said the name twice, try to avoid the third, bad things happen.

  123. 123.

    Tulkinghorn

    January 4, 2007 at 5:08 am

    Filthy McNasty Says:

    Elites care. You care. The rest of the world pretty much does not care. Sure, it is not good to gloat about his hanging, but hardly anyone regrets him dying the way he did, considering his past.

    Of course the elites care, but not in the ‘liberals are a bunch of p*ssies’ way that you mean. The elites I am concerned about are the Saudis, who are no longer even covert in their support for the Sunni insurgency. This botched execution could be the tipping point for all manner of unpleasantness.

    At some point the US will be so abhorrent to the Saudi elites that they will be willing to lose a lot of money by starting to sell oil for Euros, not dollars. I think this may have been, indeed, the tipping point for that. If so, we are in for a world of hurt.

  124. 124.

    GOP4Me et al

    January 4, 2007 at 5:35 am

    Frank Sinatra.

    Think “Three Coins in the Fountain.”

    George Bush is to Moqtada al-Sadr as Frank Sinatra is to __. [possible hint: Saddam killed Sadr’s dad, and he may have tried to kill Bush’s too.]

  125. 125.

    GOP4Me et al

    January 4, 2007 at 5:37 am

    Oklahoma City. Terrorists are the common thread.

    But we were rooting for the Muslims in Sarajevo! How can that make sense, if they’re all terrorists? I think my head’s about to explode, here.

    Otherwise I’d say Memphis. All of these cities are on big rivers.

    I forgot to ask: is that the Memphis in Tennessee, or the one on the Nile in Egypt?

  126. 126.

    ThymeZone

    January 4, 2007 at 8:58 am

    I forgot to ask: is that the Memphis in Tennessee, or the one on the Nile in Egypt?

    Either one. Under the Bush Doctrine, geography is no longer recognized as a science.

  127. 127.

    Zifnab

    January 4, 2007 at 9:38 am

    Of course the elites care, but not in the ‘liberals are a bunch of p*ssies’ way that you mean. The elites I am concerned about are the Saudis, who are no longer even covert in their support for the Sunni insurgency. This botched execution could be the tipping point for all manner of unpleasantness.

    I imagine the Bush regime (and Rethuglicans in general) are going to receive a marked downturn in campaign contributions from Saudi investors in the future.

  128. 128.

    Pb

    January 4, 2007 at 9:56 am

    Ok, this is unexpected–I’ve stumbled upon an actual, valid Mussolini / Saddam execution comparison:

    Alessandra Mussolini, granddaughter of the fascist dictator and a member of the European Parliament, said her “blood ran cold” when she watched the pictures of Hussein’s execution.

    “My mind immediately flicked to pictures of my grandfather, who also had his face uncovered exposed to the public for ridicule.”

    And apparently she’s not alone in this, seeing as how the article is titled “Shocked Italy seeks execution ban”.

  129. 129.

    ThymeZone

    January 4, 2007 at 9:58 am

    I imagine the Bush regime (and Rethuglicans in general) are going to receive a marked downturn in campaign contributions from Saudi investors in the future.

    That makes me cry.

    The intimate relationship with the Saudis has been one of the best things about the Bush era, don’t you think?

    What a funny world. One guy tried to kill George’s Daddy and now he’s dead. Another bunch of folks buys Bush’s Daddy and now they’re pissed off.

    You gotta wonder what kind of dinner table conversations happened at the Bush house that led to letting Junior play with the Middle East and use live ammunition. I mean, what the hell were they thinking?

  130. 130.

    JSmith

    January 4, 2007 at 11:26 am

    Have another drink, Christopher.

    Still… I, too, deplore the unseemly haste with which the execution of Saddam Hussein was carried out.

    They could’ve at least winched him up six inches or so off the floor and let him dangle for a while.

  131. 131.

    Jonathan

    January 4, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    They could’ve at least winched him up six inches or so off the floor and let him dangle for a while.

    Naah.. Stand him on a block of ice with the rope just barely taut and wait.

  132. 132.

    Zombie Santa Claus

    January 4, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    You gotta wonder what kind of dinner table conversations happened at the Bush house that led to letting Junior play with the Middle East and use live ammunition. I mean, what the hell were they thinking?

    Anything to keep him out of their hair for 4-8 years, I guess.

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