My Governor, Bob Wise, discussing the need to streamline state government to make it more efficient, during his State of the State Address: ” It’s not a question of if we change. The only issue is how and when. I say now..” Yogi Berra was spotted weeping openly in the audience. My other favorite Wise …
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Where Are the Osbourne’s?
LOS ANGELES(AP) – A gunman who apparently believed his neighbors were demons shot to death a 67-year-old man and critically injured his son before surrendering, police said. The man was arrested Monday evening after a three-hour standoff at a North Hollywood home. Does anyone know where Ozzy Osbourne and his son are, and if so, …
Cats Rule I was sitting
Cats Rule I was sitting here at the computer having a snack, and my cat, Tunch, jumped up on the desk to get in the way say Hello. I was eating sliced pineapple, which I like to dip into a little powdered sugar. Tunch stuck his nose down to investigate, not knowing what was on …
Bizarre Office Injuries
As I type this, I have an aching butt. Today, I had the most bizarre office injury I have ever had. I moved into a new office, and I have a brand new leather chair– really nice- the whole room smells like the leather, and I love it. At any rate, I also got one …