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Late Night Open Thread: ‘Trump’s immigration erosion worries his team’

by Anne Laurie|  January 16, 202611:42 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: Immigration, Republicans in Disarray!, Shitty Cops, Trumpery

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— Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) January 16, 2026 at 12:48 PM

If only the Tsar… well, he may *know*, but has he checked the polls lately? There’s a line from an A.A. Milne poem about a six-year-old’s engineering attempts: “It’s a good sort of brake / It just hasn’t worked yet.” The GOP, Axios is eager to explain, is in its Earnest Six-Year-Old Mode:

President Trump’s team recently reviewed private GOP polling that showed support for his immigration policies falling. The results, reflected in public surveys, bolstered internal concern about the administration’s confrontational enforcement tactics.

– Now, as the chaotic scenes from Minnesota play out around the clock on TV and social media, Axios has learned that some Trump advisers quietly are talking about “recalibrating” the White House’s approach — though it’s unclear what changes Trump would embrace, if any.

Why it matters:
The worries in part of Trump’s brain trust are the first signs of internal second-guessing of his controversial ICE enforcement tactics.

– The private polling suggested a rupturing of the coalition of independent, moderate and minority voters who were key parts of Trump’s victory in 2024. Such voters will play a big role in determining whether Republicans keep their slim House majority in November’s midterms.

– If Republicans lose the House, Trump will head into his final two years in office as a lame duck who, he acknowledges, could face a third impeachment.

Zoom in: To the degree they support a more constrained approach, some advisers are playing to the president’s occasional misgivings about the optics of some ICE tactics.

– “I wouldn’t say he’s concerned about the policy,” a top Trump adviser told Axios. “He wants deportations. He wants mass deportations. What he doesn’t want is what people are seeing. He doesn’t like the way it looks. It looks bad, so he’s expressed some discomfort at that.”

– “… [T]here’s the right way to do this. And this doesn’t look like the right way to a lot of people.” …

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'Trump's immigration erosion worries his team'

We've come so far. We have so far yet to go.

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— Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) January 16, 2026 at 11:19 AM

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Open Thread: Happy New Year to Kilmar Abrego Garcia

by Anne Laurie|  January 1, 202611:59 am| 81 Comments

This post is in: Immigration, Open Threads, Trumpery

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — U.S. immigration officials do not plan to detain Kilmar Abrego Garcia again as long as a judge’s order banning it stands, according to a Tuesday court filing.
A great New Year for Kilmar and his family ! 🤩🎉💙
apnews.com/article/kilm…

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— Jean Pocket (@jeanpocket.bsky.social) December 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM


Curses, foiled again!… Per the Associated Press:

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — U.S. immigration officials do not plan to detain Kilmar Abrego Garcia again as long as a judge’s order banning it stands, according to a Tuesday court filing…

Immigration and Customs Enforcement did make clear they would detain Abrego Garcia if the order was lifted, Liana J. Castano, assistant director for field operations, wrote in the filing.

Trump officials have accused Abrego Garcia of being a member of the MS-13 gang, but he has vehemently denied the accusations and has no criminal record. The administration brought him back to the U.S. in June under a court order, but only after issuing an arrest warrant on human smuggling charges in Tennessee.

U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis earlier this month questioned whether government officials could be trusted to follow orders barring them from taking Abrego Garcia back into immigration custody or deporting him.

Earlier Tuesday, a newly unsealed order in the criminal case against Abrego Garcia revealed that high-level Justice Department officials pushed for his indictment, calling it a “top priority,” only after he was mistakenly deported and then ordered returned to the U.S.

Abrego Garcia has pleaded not guilty in federal court to the human smuggling charges. He is seeking to have the case dismissed on the grounds that the prosecution is vindictive, arguing the Trump administration is targeting him as punishment for the embarrassment of his mistaken deportation…

In her Dec. 11 order, Xinis found that immigration officials had no viable plan to remove Abrego Garcia from the U.S. and said he could not be held indefinitely. She issued a separate order barring ICE from re-detaining him, at least for the time being. After a hearing on the issue, Xinis ordered the government to file the brief they released Tuesday outlining whether they planned to detain Abrego Garcia again.

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To support that argument, he has asked the government to turn over documents that reveal how the decision was made to prosecute him in 2025 for an incident that occurred in 2022…

The newly unsealed Dec. 3 order from U.S. District Judge Waverly Crenshaw compelled the government to provide some documents to Abrego Garcia and his attorneys, although it does not give a lot of detail on their contents…

A hearing on the motion to dismiss the human smuggling case on the basis of vindictive prosecution is scheduled for Jan. 28.

Much more detail at the link.

In USA v Abrego, Judge Crenshaw puts off deciding whether to make DAG Blanche & his deputies testify. 1st he’ll hold a hearing on 1/28 to see if govt can rebut the showing Abrego has already made the prosecution is vindictive. If so, he’ll revisit making Blanche testify. If not, case dism’d. …

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— Roger Parloff (@rparloff.bsky.social) December 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM

… He says that here, though there's a typo. Doc. No 104 is Abrego's motion to dismiss for vindictive prosecution (not govt's motion to quash).

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— Roger Parloff (@rparloff.bsky.social) December 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM

Loving the rock and a hard place position the government is now in- offer proof not vindictive, then subpoenas will be issued.
Fail at disproving vindictiveness, then case dismissed.
If it were me, I'd skip and find a good reason to dismiss now

— debra (@andthelistgrows.bsky.social) December 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM

Is there a good reason to wait a month to hold a hearing?

— Buzz Grambo (@buzzgrambo.bsky.social) December 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM

He’s basically replacing this hearing with what would have been the start of the trial. Totally different arguments and lawyers need time. But also ask yourself what Garcia feels about this news while ya know he’s home with his family.

— Derek A (@sondeerrf.bsky.social) December 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM

What we long suspected has now been made clear in a finding from a District Court Judge: this Administration’s decision to go after Kilmar Abrego García is a vindictive prosecution.
They’re weaponizing our justice system and threatening the rights of all. This cannot stand.

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— Senator Chris Van Hollen (@vanhollen.senate.gov) December 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM

Recall that Trump/Miller have refused to deport Abrego Garcia to Costa Rica even though he's signaled acceptance of that. They must deport him to the country of *their* choice because otherwise it won't look dehumanizing and cruel enough. This is abominable conduct.
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— Greg Sargent (@gregsargent.bsky.social) December 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM

Abrego Garcia does not go a single day without demonstrating how genuinely American he is lol

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— the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) (@merovingians.bsky.social) December 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM

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Excellent Read Open Thread: Defiance in a Time of Cowardice

by Anne Laurie|  December 30, 20253:53 pm| 79 Comments

This post is in: Immigration, Open Threads, Popular Culture

Adrian Carrasquillo, at the Bulwark: “Defiance in a Time of Cowardice“:

THERE WERE PLENTY OF INDELIBLE MOMENTS for the Los Angeles Dodgers this past season, in which the franchise won its second consecutive World Series in dramatic Game 7 fashion.

But the one that will stick with me the most—the video that still gives me chills—came during an otherwise unremarkable baseball day early in the summer. It was June 14, and the pop artist Nezza was getting ready to sing the national anthem at Dodger Stadium. A week earlier, ICE and DHS agents had descended en masse on Los Angeles work sites, grabbing immigrants and U.S. citizens alike. In solidarity, Nezza’s crew informed the Dodgers that she wanted to sing the official Spanish-language version of the anthem, “El Pendón Estrellado,” which had been commissioned by President Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1945. In response, she told me, the team said she had ninety seconds to sing, but didn’t specify what language she had to sing in.

That was the day before she was set to perform. On the day of the performance, a Dodgers employee made clear to her that the team did not want her to sing in Spanish. “We are going to do the song in English today, so I’m not sure if that wasn’t transferred or if that wasn’t relayed,” the employee said to Nezza. A video of the exchange, which Nezza posted on Instagram, captured her bright expression immediately dimming as she crossed her arms.

Nezza, whose given name is Vanessa Hernández, told me in an interview that immediately after that video was shot, she cried in the bathroom for 45 minutes. As she walked onto the field, she saw Latino families cheering her on. Even seconds before the first note, she hadn’t decided what to do. She says she felt like God was holding her hand. She breathed in, and Spanish came out. According to Nezza, her manager received a phone call from the Dodgers afterwards informing them that Nezza—and the manager’s other clients—were no longer welcome at Dodger Stadium. (The team denied doing so, and a spokesperson told the press that the franchise had “no hard feelings” toward Nezza and would be “happy to have her back.”)

The backlash to Nezza singing the official Spanish-language version of the Star-Spangled Banner wasn’t nearly as overwrought as the reaction a few months later to the announcement that Bad Bunny will be performing next year’s Super Bowl halftime show, although the singer said she received death threats. And ultimately, the incident has proved a boon to her career. Nezza is suddenly everywhere. She was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live!. The Los Angeles City Council honored her and had her sing the anthem in Spanish. Shakira invited her to be a guest at her concert.

And now the latest break for Nezza: A short film focusing on the incident, La Tierra del Valor (The Home of the Brave), will be screened among ten short documentaries at the 2026 Sundance Film Festival in late January…

In our conversation Nezza talked about how odd it felt to be portrayed as a defiant figure. Those who know her, including Constantini, say she is the last person anyone would expect to break the rules, especially in such a spectacular fashion.

“I never put myself in a position to get in trouble. I talk to my therapist—I don’t know what it is but it makes my body freeze, I can’t even cut in line,” Nezza half-joked.

But one of the few silver linings that have come from this harsh year of deportations and ICE raids is that it has clarified which people and institutions will use their voices to push back and which will choose accommodation. Many powerful organizations and individuals found themselves swiftly moving to the latter camp. Nezza proved she belonged to the former.

“I’m finding a lot of hope in figures like Nezza right now,” Constantini said. “That’s what you do during dark times: You look to the people that are fighting.”

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Rancid Holiday Leftovers Open Thread: The House *We* Live In

by Anne Laurie|  December 28, 20252:39 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Immigration, Open Threads, Trump Crime Cartel

Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers

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— Jeff Yang (@originalsp.in) December 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM

Things were *different*, back then. Not better, unless jokes about being a drunk, or sexual harassment, are your idea of sophistication…

Sinatra: famed hater of people who weren’t white

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— tiredofthecon.bsky.social (@tiredofthecon.bsky.social) December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM

Stephen Miller's great-grandparents "came to the U.S. just a few years before the fear and prejudice of the 'America first' nativists of the day closed U.S. borders to Jewish refugees. Had Wolf-Leib waited, his family likely would have been murdered by the Nazis"

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— Jonathan Magnolia Gilligan (@jgilligan.org) December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM

Frank Sinatra, twenty years before Martin / Sinatra special:

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Open Thread: A Small Bright Spark for Xmas Eve

by Anne Laurie|  December 24, 20258:47 pm| 70 Comments

This post is in: Immigration, Something Good Open Thread

Judge allows Kilmar Abrego Garcia to remain free while she considers immigration issues

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— #TuckFrump (@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social) December 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM

NEW: Judge seizes on pair of fresh Trump administration errors in Kilmar Abrego Garcia deportation case, extends order keeping him free into next month www.politico.com/news/2025/12…

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— Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein.bsky.social) December 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM

Politico, sensing a change in the wind — “More stumbles by feds mar Kilmar Abrego Garcia deportation case: Judge extends order protecting illegally deported immigrant from re-arrest”:

A judge sorting through the legal morass around the Trump administration’s highest-profile deportation case expressed dismay Monday at continued errors by federal officials involved in the matter.

During a hearing in federal court in Maryland, U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis zeroed in on the foul-ups as she extended an order barring immigration authorities from re-arresting Kilmar Abrego Garcia into next month…

The hourlong hearing was the first time Abrego appeared before Xinis in person during nine months of litigation that followed the Trump administration’s illegal deportation of him in March from Maryland to his home country of El Salvador, where he was put in a prison notorious for its harsh conditions. After a legal battle that went to the Supreme Court, the administration reluctantly brought Abrego back to the U.S. in June, but hit him with criminal immigrant-smuggling charges now set for trial next month in Tennessee.

Abrego, wearing a light gray flannel shirt and dark slacks, seemed to be relaxed and in good spirits as he sat at the plaintiff’s table Monday. He was flanked by more than half a dozen attorneys, prompting Xinis to quip: “You almost have a baseball team representing you.”

Ernesto Molina — who faced the brunt of Xinis’ criticism in the courtroom — was the sole Justice Department attorney present, although he told the judge several colleagues involved in the case were listening by phone…

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Xinis also sounded surprised that officials were offering Abrego an immigration court bond hearing, even though the administration has argued in hundreds of court cases in recent months that immigrants who enter the U.S. illegally — as Abrego acknowledged he did in 2011 — aren’t entitled to one.

Molina said the offer of the bond hearing made Abrego’s federal court petition moot. “The habeas case has really run its course,” he argued.

But the judge said the administration’s track record made her reluctant to simply step aside and let the immigration court process play out…

As the hearing concluded, the judge gave the government until Friday to submit the precise legal basis for any continued effort to detain Abrego for immigration purposes. She also set another deadline in January for a report on the immigration proceedings, all but guaranteeing that Abrego will remain free through the holidays.

Accompanied by his wife, Abrego emerged from the courthouse to dozens of supporters applauding him and chanting, “Sí, se puede!”…

JUST IN: Judge postpones decision on whether DAG Blanche & aide Singh must testify at vindictive prosecution hearing for Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Trial due in Jan. also postponed, but court will hear other witnesses Jan. 28. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us…

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— Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein.bsky.social) December 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM

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Breaking News: Judge Orders That Kilmar Abrego Garcia Be Released

by Anne Laurie|  December 11, 20253:51 pm| 105 Comments

This post is in: Immigration, Trump Crime Cartel

ETA:

BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from immigration detention after a federal judge's order Thursday, his attorney's office says.

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— Bruce Little (@brucedlittle.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM


Per the Associated Press:

… Abrego Garcia’s attorney’s office confirmed he was released just before 5 p.m., the deadline the judge gave the government for an update on Abrego Garcia’s release. His attorney, Simon Sandoval-Moshenberg, earlier told The Associated Press that Abrego Garcia plans to return to Maryland, where he has an American wife and child and where he has lived for years after originally immigrating to the U.S. illegally as a teenager.

Abrego Garcia had been held at Moshannon Valley Processing Center about 115 miles (185 kilometers) northeast of Pittsburgh.

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HUGE. Judge Xinis grants the writ of habeas corpus and orders that the government "SHALL release [Kilmar] Abrego Garcia from ICE custody immediately."

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— Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM

🚨Judge Xinis finds that, incredibly, Mr. Abrego Garcia was never ordered deported in 2019. She notes that every since this saga began all the way back in March, the government has NEVER been able to produce any evidence that the immigration judge actually issued a removal order.

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— Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM

Here is the full text what the immigration judge ordered in 2019. As Judge Xinis notes, none of these three things include an order of removal.
The government tried to argue that the withholding grant was "implicitly" a removal order, but the law requires an explicit one.

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— Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM

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Judge Xinis also alternatively finds that the government is not detaining him to execute a removal order — because if they did want to deport him they could have sent him to Costa Rica any time since August but have refused to do so (and lied about why) because the admin wants to send him to Africa.

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— Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM

Full opinion here. Judge Xinis is clearly hopping mad with the government's repeated refusals to comply with her requests to be forthright about the situation, and suggests she will take it into account in pending sanctions motions. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us…

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— Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM

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In the convoluted, never-ending saga of the wrongfully deported and then indicted Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a federal judge in Maryland this morning ordered his immediate release from ICE custody — on grounds that are tinged with the bitterest of ironies. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/judge…

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— David Kurtz (@davidkurtz.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM

… After Abrego Garcia was released from custody in his pending criminal case, ICE quickly took him back into custody and made a big show of preparing to deport him to an ever-changing third country somewhere in Africa. But upon closer examination by U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis, the administration’s plan never panned out and began to resemble a scheme to keep Abrego Garcia detained indefinitely — punishment for having successfully challenged his wrongful deportation and winning at the Supreme Court.

The administration’s bad faith extended to Xinis herself, repeatedly violating her orders as she sought testimony from officials with knowledge of the plans for Abrego Garcia’s removal. It was an extension of the clash between Xinis and the executive branch that began when Abrego Garcia was deported to El Salvador in March in violation of a immigration judge’s withholding order that he could not be deported to his home country because of the threats he faced there.

But something else had been lurking in the background throughout the habeas case — and in the civil case before it that sought his return to the United States after his wrongful deportation: the failure of the Trump administration to produce a final order of removal from an immigration judge directing that Abrego Garcia be deported to El Salvador in the first place.

A final order of removal was the legal underpinning for the administration’s actions in both cases. The administration represented that a final order of removal existed, but throughout the litigation across two cases it never produced one. It only produced the withholding order, arguing that it in effect was the final order of removal. Xinis rejected that argument today.

As a result, ICE had no basis to detain Abrego Garcia or to continue to detain him. But the irony — befitting a Greek tragedy — is that if there was never a final order of removal in the first place, then Abrego Garcia should never have been on whatever removal list the government kept that led to his deportation and imprisonment in El Salvador in March. No immigration judge had ever ordered his removal, Xinis concluded. So his wrongful deportation was doubly wrong: It violated the withholding order, but even more fundamentally, Abrego Garcia wasn’t ever under order to be deported.

The related irony is that the pending criminal human smuggling case against him — ginned up by the administration to save face — would never have come about either if not for the doubly wrong deportation in March and Abrego Garcia’s successful challenge of it. His motion to dismiss the case because of vindictive prosecution is being actively litigated in Nashville, much of it under seal in recent days.

In granting Abrego Garcia’s petition for a writ of habeas corpus, Xinis gave the Trump administration until 5 p.m. ET today to notify her of his release.

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Late Night Open Thread: Little Man Greg Bovino Flourishes His Mighty Weapon

by Anne Laurie|  November 20, 20251:18 am| 136 Comments

This post is in: Immigration, Open Threads, Shitty Cops, Trump Crime Cartel

Border Patrol’s Gregory Bovino has brought his hype videoing to Charlotte. With the surely unlicensed use of the song Raise Up by Petey Pablo.

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— Trump Watch (@trumpwat.ch) November 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM

At the 10second mark in the video, you can see that Bovino is very short. Not that there’s anything wrong with that (he’s stil taller than me), but many people are saying it’s amazing his subordinates found an even *shorter* ‘criminal’ for Bovino to be filmed arresting. (There’s rumors the victim is 15 years old, which would track.)

An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino’s sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.
“Since then, he was like, ‘Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'”

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— Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM

The Daily Mail wrote up a long read-between-the-lines hagiography of Bovino, as told by his baby sister. “How a tragic family secret turned Greg Bovino from a quiet country boy into the force of Trump’s unflinching border patrol crackdown”:

… A visit to the town where the Border Patrol commander-at-large grew up, deep in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina, reveals the secret: that his father killed a young woman in a drunken crash, decades-old court records obtained by the Daily Mail show…

‘Yes, it was difficult,’ Natalie Bovino, a 51-year-old nurse practitioner, said during the interview in her home just a few miles from where they grew up in Blowing Rock, ‘but as our dad would say – ‘What are you going to do to overcome it?’

The unfortunate accident occurred on June 6, 1981: Michael Bovino, owner of a thriving bar in town called the Library Club, left work intoxicated and smashed into a car…

The victim’s family told the Daily Mail that she was driving into town with her husband that night when Bovino, a stranger driving in a car with empty bottles of alcohol, smashed into them.

Records show that the 37-year-old father was charged with manslaughter and pleaded guilty to death by motor vehicle, was sentenced to a year in jail and forced to receive treatment for alcoholism.

His previously well-to-do family had to sell the bar and struggled financially. The parents divorced three years later.

‘He was hard,’ Natalie Bovino shared of her late father. ‘Toughness, hard work, that was drilled in and baked in.’

The dad bought his son boxing gloves and sparred with him, teaching him to take a punch and get up after being knocked down…

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So, Bovino was raised by a violent drunk who taught him all about ‘toughness’ before committing manslaughter. (One year seems like a light sentence, but maybe there were extenuating circumstances? Perhaps the elder Bovino had good friends in local law enforcement?)

These days, Bovino continues to psych himself up for big Border Patrol assignments by watching a YouTube video showing Rocky Marciano, the late heavyweight champion and legendary bruiser, pound opponents into submission.

‘Greg loves Rocky Marciano,’ Natalie told the Daily Mail. ‘When he gets ready to do something difficult, he’ll watch the video ‘Rocky Marciano was a Savage.’ He goes and goes and goes and doesn’t stop. And Greg gets motivated to not stop, to never give up, never quit.’

Greg Bovino was born in 1970 in San Bernardino County, California, where his father served on a military base after being drafted during the Vietnam War.

[PTSD?]

Two years later, his parents Michael and Betty Bovino moved across the country to Blowing Rock, where the mom’s family goes back eight generations. The couple had two more children: Natalie, born in 1974, and Nicholas in 1979.

Natalie Bovino described their early childhood as Rockwellian, growing up in a town of about 1,000 people in the High Country of Western North Carolina.

‘It was literally perfect,’ she told the Daily Mail, describing the closeness of their community and family, which included their ‘Paw Paw’, ‘Granny’, aunts, uncles and cousins.

In those early years, the family was living the good life thanks largely to the success of the Library Club.

‘The bouncers would drop huge bags of money off, stacks and stacks,’ Natalie said. ‘He did incredibly well.’

The family was able to buy their house and a boat they’d ride on Watauga Lake, and membership to a country club where they ran a side business, a drink stand, on the ninth hole…

[Making allowances for the gauzy nostalgia of a young child: how much money could a man make selling alcohol in a ‘rural’ North Carolinian area?]

Greg also enjoyed flipping through hunting magazines, which is how Bovino was first introduced to the subject that would come to define his adult life – immigration enforcement.

The hunting publications featured columns written by ‘old time’ Border Control agents such as Skeeter Skelton and Charles Askins. The young boy had found his calling.

‘He thought it was the Wild West,’ Natalie Bovino told the Daily Mail. ‘It was like a true frontier. And it was those old timers that inspired that in him.’…

Bovino became a voracious reader in high school, devouring books by everyone from historian Robert Service to the frontier stories of Louis L’Amour, the sister said.

[Robert Service, Bard of the Yukon.]
 
He grew obsessed with one title in particular, Starship Troopers, a military Sci-Fi novel by Robert Heinlein from 1959 imagining an interstellar war between humanity and alien bugs.

‘Now he reads Starship Troopers once a year,’ his sister told the Daily Mail.

[Starship Trooper, a coming-of-age novel where a young recruit learns to slaughter faceless monsters, eventually reconciling with his father… who has become his military subordinate.]

‘Early in his career, Greg would run into cartels and be the first one in the door because he had the best marksmanship,’ Natalie said. ‘A lot of times, it was drug cartel based, which he said now has infiltrated every major city with the crime and corruption.

Bovino led the El Centro district in California during the final year of Trump’s first term in 2020.

He was furious to see what he saw as progress come undone when President Joe Biden relaxed border security, allowing millions of illegal immigrants to cross into the country.

[Much as Heinlein was inspired to write Starship Troopers when that soft patsy President Eisenhower stopped U.S. nuclear testing — unilaterally!]

He was relieved of his command after testifying critically about border conditions in August 2023.

He was then promoted earlier this year under President Donald Trump, appointed in June to lead the administration’s first sustained blitz of a major city – Los Angeles. He then moved on to to spearhead ‘Operation Midway Blitz’ in Chicago.

‘We talk about Trump and he’s like, finally I can do my job and not be handheld and watched as horrific things happened,’ Natalie Bovino said.

She spoke for hours about the man she said feels passionate about his job protecting the homeland, how he watched President George W. Bush’s speech on the one-year anniversary of 9/11 talking about the need to defend the country from danger while referencing the ideals of the nation’s Founding Fathers…

One video shows Bovino throwing a gas canister into a crowd without giving a verbal warning this fall in Chicago, standing barefaced with a determined stare.

‘We all got really upset by that, at least we did at first,’ the sister said. ‘But you know what he says? He goes: “I will not show fear. It’s a demonstration that I am not going to cower and hide. I have a job to do and it’s going to get done”…

[Well, as long as he had a good reason, such as not being mistaken for a ‘coward’… ]

‘He tells people he’s out there defending ‘Ma and Pa America,’ she said. ‘That’s the very fiber of his being. It’s everything he stands for as far as his upbringing to his love of history to his honor with his job, which is the safety and security of American citizens.’…

Bovino has spoken about his desire to return to North Carolina, saying he plans to harvest apples there after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 57, less than two years from now.

‘We daydream about going on mega sledding adventures,’ his sister told the Daily Mail. ‘His roots are still here. This is his home, and it runs deep.’

A veritable Hallmark movie. Assuming he’s not in jail. Or dead — quite possibly by his own hand.

He should know the criminal record of those landscapers. And if he doesn’t, then he’s clearly racial profiling. Fuck Bovino.

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— Joe Walsh (@walshfreedom.bsky.social) November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM


(Those aren’t Citizens, Martha! Those so-called landscapers are just… Bugs!)

Dude forgets that he lives in a country where policemen like him WORK FOR elected leaders, not the other way around.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM

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