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Open Thread: The Onion Takes Custody of Infowars

by Anne Laurie|  April 20, 20268:57 pm| 67 Comments

This post is in: Media, Open Threads, Something Good Open Thread, social media

There's a war on for your mind.
theonion.info

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— Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) April 20, 2026 at 1:02 PM

An actually good explainer from the NYTimes, “The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars” [gift link]:

When Infowars, the website founded by the right-wing conspiracist Alex Jones, came up for sale two years ago, an unlikely suitor stepped up. The Onion, a satirical news outlet, planned to convert the site into a parody of itself.

That sale was scuttled by a bankruptcy court. Now, The Onion has re-emerged with a new plan: licensing the website from Gregory Milligan, the court-appointed manager of the site.

On Monday, Mr. Milligan asked Maya Guerra Gamble, a judge in Texas’ Travis County District Court overseeing the disposition of Infowars, to approve that licensing agreement in a court filing. Under the terms, The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, would pay $81,000 a month to license Infowars.com and its associated intellectual property — such as its name — for an initial six months, with an option to renew for another six months.

The licensing deal has been agreed to by The Onion and the court-appointed administrator. But it is not effective until Judge Guerra Gamble approves it, and Mr. Jones could appeal any ruling. That means the fate of Infowars remains in limbo until the court rules, probably sometime in the next two weeks. Mr. Jones continues to operate Infowars.com and host its weekday program, “The Alex Jones Show.”…

The battle over Infowars has been a long and fraught saga, and Mr. Jones — a notorious peddler of lies and invective — has used his bully pulpit for more than a year to crusade against The Onion’s efforts to take over the platform. The site is in limbo because of a series of defamation lawsuits against Mr. Jones filed by families of victims of the mass shooting in 2012 at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut, which Mr. Jones falsely claimed was a hoax…

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially planned to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.”

Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker hopes to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy, he said.

“I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

“The goal for the families we represent has always been to prevent Alex Jones from being able to cause harm at scale, the way he did against them,” said Chris Mattei, the lawyer who argued the Connecticut families’ case in court. The deal with The Onion promises “to significantly degrade his power to do that.”…

It's a tribute to both InfoWars and The Onion that I just checked infowars dot com and legit have no idea if I'm looking at the authentic output of Alex Jones's brain or a mean parody of it. Please don't tell me, I don't want to know.

— Jay Willis (@jaywillis.net) April 20, 2026 at 6:45 PM

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Made a quick reading list to learn more about @theonion.com's InfoWars takeover www.readtpa.com/p/onionwars

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— Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) April 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM


Also worth reading, Parker Molloy’s Substack post Onionwars:

… Anna Merlan at Mother Jones did the piece today that nobody else quite did. She got Lenny Pozner, Noah’s father (Noah was the youngest kid murdered at Sandy Hook), who spends his days filing copyright takedowns on images of his dead son because those images keep getting recycled into “crisis actor” content whenever there’s a new mass-casualty event somewhere else. She talks to Chris Mattei about the legal strategy, and to Josh Owens, the former Infowars employee who quit in 2017, about what he calls “false comfort in the deplatforming and the trial judgements.” Owens is right. Today’s news is real progress for the families. The bigger fight, which started in 2018 when they first sued, is nowhere close to over…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

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— Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) April 20, 2026 at 5:49 PM

There’s a great new podcast out it’s just Alex Jones crying with periodic ads for DraftKings

— No More Mr. Nice Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) April 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM

Pretty much, yeah!

Alex Jones: We're supposed to sit here and love this crap as Trump's poll numbers go straight down. All the polls show the Republicans are gonna lose the midterms by a landslide. A total and complete disaster.

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— FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) April 20, 2026 at 11:11 AM

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Happy Surprises

by WaterGirl|  April 12, 202612:55 pm| 66 Comments

This post is in: Something Good Open Thread

So I had 3 happy surprises this weekend, and I thought maybe a happy surprises post would be nice for a Sunday afternoon.

My three?

I planted some new tulips in the fall, and they turned out exactly as I hoped.

I think of them as candy cane tulips and I love them so much!

Second happy surprise is Season 3 of The Night Agent.  I loved season 1.  Didn’t get through more than 2 episodes of season 2 because it just seemed blah without Rose.  Season 3 is great again!

My third happy surprise came after a frustrating moment.  I had been to two grocery stores, then drove home, tossed my car key on the driver’s seat while I unloaded all the groceries.  It could have been an olympic moment – the key bounced off the seat, did a back flip, and landed in a plastic crevice between the two seats that serves no apparent purpose other than to make the car key inaccessible when you’re unlucky enough to have it land there.  I could see the black plastic part of the key, but when I tried to get it out, it only went further in and was almost out of reach.  My friend across the street is a handy guy will a million tools, a million different kinds of glue, etc, so I described the situation and asked to borrow whatever tool he might have that would allow me to rescue my key.

Instead, he walked over with me, looked at it from the top, then opened the back door and looked at it from that angle.  I couldn’t see exactly what he did, but the happy surprise is that he found my fitbit which had been missing for months.  It’s a tiny little thing and of courses they don’t make this kind anymore.   I don’t wear a strap – I just keep it in my pocket.  Nice heft, not cheap plastic, and irreplaceable because now most of the fitbits are junk.  (Just my opinion, man.)

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Anyway, to make a ridiculously long story short, the key pushed the fitbit out of the double-secret annoying space, and then he fished out my car key.  So happy to have my fitbit back!

As you can see, none of my happy things are huge, but they are happy.

Surely you guys have some of these, too?

 

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Moon Dust in Your Eyes Open Thread

by Rose Judson|  April 6, 20262:41 pm| 86 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Science & Technology, Something Good Open Thread, Space

A short while ago, at 1:57 p.m. US Eastern time, the Artemis II astronauts travelled further from Earth than any other humans have done before. They are approximately 250,000 miles from home.

On their flyby, they discovered a new crater. They named it “Carroll”, after the late wife of mission commander Reid Wiseman.

What a beautiful moment.

— Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker.bsky.social) 2026-04-06T18:14:26.749Z

And not to take away from that beautiful moment, but I must have missed this on the live feed:

A jar of Nutella just gracefully drifted across the space capsule and if the company doesn’t make this an ad IMMEDIATELY, they are fools.

— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama.bsky.social) 2026-04-06T17:55:49.707Z

I texted The Child, whose bloodstream is roughly 45% Nutella, about this (she’s at her Dad’s this week). “I am pleased to hear they have proper food in space,” she replied.

Anyway, all of this is a much-needed distraction today. NASA’s live tracker is here, if you want to follow along.

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Something Nice Open Thread: Artemis Has Launched Successfully

by Anne Laurie|  April 1, 20268:44 pm| 36 Comments

This post is in: Something Good Open Thread, Space

"Humanity's next great voyage begins" #Artemis

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— Katie Mack (@astrokatie.com) April 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM

I was saving this for a pick-me-up after my previous SCOTUS post, so of course y’all decided to talk about the Artemis launch in *that* thread, and no doubt as soon as I hit publish on this one Cole will stomp me. Don’t care, says the sf nerd girl, this is still *FANTASTIC CONTENT*!

The Artemis II space mission has officially launched 🚀
• They will go one swing around the Moon and back (no landing)
• Mission will last ~10 days
• Next step is to land on the Moon — then eventually establish a Moon base

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— Culture Crave 🍿 (@culturecrave.co) April 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM

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— paulpro (@mariopro.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM

This is the photo, the moment, the unspoken comment on where we actually fit in this universe.
It's been waaaaaaaaay way way too long since we've done this.

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— Nolan Hicks (@ndhapple.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM

🚀 Artemis II is safely in orbit! 🚀 A daring 10-day voyage will take four astronauts on a loop around the moon and set the stage for future forays

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to the lunar surface

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— Scientific American (@sciam.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM

“"We have visual on a beautiful moonrise, and we're headed right for it!"
At 10,000 MPH, the first humans to fly Artemis are headed to a speed and a distance no human has experienced ever before

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— The Overseer Class is now available for pre-order (@thrasherxy.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM


Picture of the day today is from Cheryl McKenzie of grandmother moon over the Manitoba Interlake region.
And wishing safe travels to the crew of Artemis II after their successful launch as they travel to this beautiful space rock for their 10-day voyage!

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— APTN News (@aptnnews.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM

Today’s Artemis II launch marks a major step forward in space exploration.
I have had the privilege of spending time with this crew and seeing their discipline and commitment up close. As they begin this mission, I am wishing them a safe journey and a safe return home.

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— Kamala Harris (@kamalaharris.com) April 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM

Godspeed to the Artemis II crew, and congratulations to the talented civil servants and scientists at NASA who worked so hard to make this launch a success.
Without their expertise and dedication, none of this would be possible.

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— Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM

Our country has never been more divided, but Americans across the spectrum of backgrounds, regions, religions, ideologies, and all our other myriad differences just watched Artemis II launch and felt proud. That's pretty great. Thanks, NASA.

— Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM

Watching the Artemis launch, I unexpectedly found myself recalling the excitement, apprehension and sense of unquantifiable possibilities felt by the little girl I was watching the Apollo missions, muted by the intervening decades, as if I were hearing once familiar music playing a long way off.

— Juliet E McKenna (@julietemckenna.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM

watched the artemis launch in an auditorium full of elementary schoolers and honestly i can’t think of a better way to experience it

— dr. caitlin m. green (@caitlinmoriah.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM

The #ArtemisII crew has launched on their way to the Moon. Read what they'll do next and what is up with NASA's Moon base plans:
www.nature.com/articles/d41… 🧪🔭

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— Alexandra Witze (@alexwitze.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM

The people who toiled night and day to put astronauts on the moon during Apollo are thrilled that NASA is finally going back.

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) March 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM

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Little Things That Make Us Happy

by WaterGirl|  March 24, 202610:00 am| 89 Comments

This post is in: Something Good, Something Good Open Thread

No matter how bad things get, there is one thing always brings me happiness, however fleeting.

Do we all have things like that?  Mine is related to my little Henry.

When Henry tore his ACL in 2017, the vet told me that something like 25 or 50% of pets will tear the ACL in their other leg.  Yes, I am aware that there’s a huge difference between 25 and 50 :-) but all I remember is that it was some horrendously big round number.

Anyway, that was the end of Henry getting to hop on and off my (high) bed a hundred times a day like a little bunny.

So he started having to sleep in a crate in my bedroom at night.  Sad for both of us!  Fast forward… Henry has started waking me up at 5 or 5:30 to go to the bathroom.  I turn my heat really low when I go to bed at night, so the house is very cold when we get up around 5.  When we come back in, I turn the heat up and we go back to bed.

The kitties sleep with me at night, but they bail once we’ve been out to the bathroom.  So I close the bedroom door and go back to bed, leaving Henry’s crate open.  Sometimes we sleep for hours, sometimes not that long, but at some point Henry comes out of his crate to see if I’m awake.  I often play possum if I’m not ready to get up.

Anyway, the sound that never fails to make me happy comes when little Henry steps out of the crate and I hear the patter of his little feet as he runs over to the bed.  I can hear the happiness in his little footsteps.  “Are we getting up now?  Is it time to get up?”

He’s such a happy little boy, it never fails to make me smile.  And if I’m not ready to get up yet, he runs right back to his crate with the comfy blankie and tries again a little while later.  Every time, always hopeful.  He is such a blessing in these terrible times.

Do you guys all have little things like that?

A particular bird call?  The sound of your partner snoring?  The sound of the kitties who inevitably start to play like crazy after the lights are out?  The sound of your child or grandchild laughing?  Something that never fails to trigger a happy memory?

If you do, I hope you’ll consider sharing it with us.

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A Bit of Inspiration

by WaterGirl|  March 9, 202611:55 am| 42 Comments

This post is in: Something Good Open Thread

In honor of International Women’s Day, last night’s Medium Cool was about women and culture.

Many of the comments were moving and inspirational, but there’s one in particular that I want to share here.  It was a late arrival and I hope everyone takes a couple of minutes to read it.

We all need inspiration!

Percysowner

My inspirations will never be found on any Wiki, or anywhere other than Ancestry and then only if you pay money, they are my mother, my grandmother and my great grandmother. GGM AKA Little Grandma (she was 4″ 10″ at most) was from Slovakia. She had Granny in 1894,when she was 20 and unmarried. Neither she nor Granny talked about it. She did eventually marry Grandpa Lou, Was he Granny’s father? Who knows. Slovakia was in the middle of a war zone. My cousin thinks that Grandpa Lou was sent to fight before he knew she was pregnant. My father, not from her side, said that an army marched in and when they left she was pregnant. The implications there are darker. In any case, when my Granny was 6 Little Grandma brought her to America. Presumably Grandpa Lou sent for her, but no real info is available.

Little Grandma took what work she could find, cooking, cleaning houses. Granny dropped out of school when she was 16 and started working, cleaning houses, cooking, and I don’t know what. She married Grandpa Joe who was also an immigrant and who ran and owned a dairy.Both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Joe died before I was born. Little Grandma died when I was 4.

My mom went to college. She got a Master’s Degree in Library Science and worked as a librarian until I was born. Then, even though it was the 1950s, she went back to work part time because she wanted to. She developed MS, was fired because the place she worked thought it was “too depressing” to see her “struggling” to work, even though she completed all of her tasks, which hurt her a LOT. God Bless the ADA!

So my inspirations are not only my maternal ancestors, but all the women who crossed oceans, or deserts or countries to make a better life for themselves and their children. Who worked “menial” jobs and were looked down upon because they were “just immigrants” and not as good as those who were here longer, THEY are the ones who made America and who will continue to make America. Now all we have to do is accept that women coming here makes us strong and will keep strong and safe.

Every poster here, unless they have Native American heritage, has someone in their ancestry that left home and hearth. That left a bad situation for their children and added to this country or who simply wanted a better live than they had at “home”. I am inspired by them all, the Somalis who live down the road from me in Ohio, the Hispanics who left South America and Central America, the Ukrainian immigrants, the Asian immigrants, the women from the Middle East and every woman who came to this county looking for a better life for her and her children,

I’m pretty sure this is a dying thread. I’m going to bed, but I wanted to put my vote in for the unsung women who made the country was today, and FUCK those who say they aren’t good enough!​

I too got a library degree and ran a county law library. My daughter runs a smalll city department in a STEM area.

Immigration helped this world.

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Open Thread To Share Good Things That Are Happening

by WaterGirl|  March 6, 202612:03 pm| 176 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Something Good Open Thread, The Bright Side

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Let’s use this thread to share some of the good things that are happening politically.  But, hey, if you have good things happening personally, jump in!  We would love to hear about your good fortune!

 

 

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