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Saturday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  April 11, 20267:23 am| 211 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, Space

Positive:

Welcome home, Artemis II 🇺🇸

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— Democrats (@democrats.org) April 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM

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THIS is what real heroes look like . . .
… Victor Glover and Christina Koch 🚀
Of course this also applies to Jeremy Hansen and Reid Wiseman
(Photo by Bill Ingalls/NASA/EPA 📸)
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— Marko Silberhand (@markosilberhand.bsky.social) April 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM

for the first time in a long time i have nothing glib to say.
“i fucking love my teammates” remains the most awesome thing you can ever say

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— not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM

Artemis II crew just became the fastest human beings in history, traveling in excess of 25,000 mph.

— ArgellaStone (@argellastone.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 7:59 PM

our opponents are relics. oil and coal and black smoke and childhood cancers. they are as much dinosaurs as the fossil fuels they seek to exploit.
we look to the future, energy from the sun and wind and all the bounty given to us by god for a clean planet.
do you see how easy this shit is

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— not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM

you just have to say yes

— not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM

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Negative:

I hate when fantasy films I made a long time ago begin to come true in real life.

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— Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM

Citing a U.S. official, the U.S.-Iran talks held in Islamabad, Pakistan will be both indirect and direct at the same time.-CNN

— Shipwreck (@shipwreck75.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM

(NYT) – Iran has been unable to open the Strait of Hormuz to more shipping traffic because it cannot locate all of the mines it laid in the waterway and lacks the capability to remove them, according to U.S. officials.
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/10/u…

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— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM

US Official: 1,500 to 2,000 troops from the Army’s elite 82nd Airborne Division could arrive in the coming days in the Middle East – WSJ

— FinTwitter (@fintwitter.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM

Trump’s latest comments on Iran make clear he’s still trying to bullshit his way through it

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) April 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM

lol remember when Republicans howled in indignation after Obama released $1.7B of frozen Iranian funds and all we got in exchange was a multinational deal to massively curtail its nuclear program?

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— Liz Dye (@lizdye.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM

I can win the FIFA Peace Prize in two months

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— *it* is happening here (@realworldrj.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 12:32 PM

In the US if you're not super online and your primary source of entertainment is streaming for all intents and purposes the war doesn't exist. Gas prices are up but they always go up and down. In my limited experience talking to hundreds of people at the bar I've been the only one to bring it up

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— Hemry, Local Bartender (@bartenderhemry.bsky.social) April 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM

US consumer sentiment, as measured by the University of Michigan, plunged -5.7 points in April. to an all-time low of 47.6. That's down -10.7% from last month and -8.8% from a year ago.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 12:10 PM

“Open-ended comments show that many consumers blame the Iran conflict for unfavorable changes to the economy … Demographic groups across age, income, and political party all posted setbacks in sentiment, as did every component of the index, reflecting the widespread nature of this month’s fall.”

— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 12:12 PM

This reminds me of when Trump’s Commerce Secretary said COVID-19 would be good for the U.S. economy by only hurting China.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) April 9, 2026 at 10:04 AM

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) April 9, 2026 at 10:05 AM

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Respite Open Thread: Why We Fly

by Anne Laurie|  April 9, 20265:06 pm| 92 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Space

OH. MY. GOD.
THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

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— Jasmine ???? (@astrojaz.bsky.social) April 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM

"I think we as a species need largely symbolic and inspirational projects like this from time to time, to keep us sane and optimistic and in touch with our humanity." defector.com/artemis-moon…

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— Defector (@defector.com) April 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM

Barry Petchesky, at Defector:

It was a lovely day above the Moon. The Artemis astronauts did some science, took lots of pictures, didn’t die or get replaced by bodysnatchers, and perhaps most importantly, made me bawl a couple of times. One was when Orion came back into communications range after 40 nerve-wracking minutes behind the Moon. Mission specialist Christina Koch, after confirming that she and mission control could hear each other loud and clear, gave a stirring little speech. Artemis isn’t the culmination of anything—it’s meant to be just the start of the exploration of the wider cosmos. But, Koch said, no matter where humans go, home is still home.

“We will explore,” Koch said. “We will build. We will build ships. We will visit again. We will construct science outposts. We will drive rovers. We will do radio astronomy. We will found companies. We will bolster industry. We will inspire. But ultimately, we will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other.”…

“As we prepare to go out of radio communication, we’re still able to feel your love from Earth,” pilot Victor Glover said. “And to all of you down there on Earth, and around Earth, we love you from the Moon.”

NASA struck gold with these astronauts, who have endeared themselves with their emergent idiosyncrasies—Wiseman’s quiet, no-nonsense competence; Glover’s gentle faith; Koch’s playfulness; Hansen’s, uh, Canadianness—to anyone watching for any real length of time. We mostly send scientists to space now instead of test pilots, but personality is a big part of the astronaut selection process. That’s not just the ability to get along with each other in a confined space, or to solve problems in an emergency, but how easily viewers back on Earth can connect with them and root for them. This is because Artemis has to sell itself…

I am sympathetic to the view that space exploration is a luxury. I don’t disagree, even. But NASA’s budget is not the reason gas costs $6 a gallon, or why we don’t have universal healthcare or pre-K. We don’t have those because those in charge, and the people who voted for them, have chosen for us not to have those. It is a false binary that we even have to choose at all. The U.S. is the richest polity that has ever existed; there is more than enough money to go around to satisfy basic human services while still funding spaceflight. The people denying us those basic services would very much like for you to identify NASA as the culprit for its $24.4 billion budget, which represents 0.35 percent of all government spending, at the same time a pointless and purposeless war costs us a billion dollars a day, and the government seeks a $1.5 trillion defense budget.

We can afford to go to space. We can, as a technical matter, build the rockets and spacecraft necessary to get us there. Why we go is simply because we can. I think we as a species need largely symbolic and inspirational projects like this from time to time, to keep us sane and optimistic and in touch with our humanity. That’s our big, beautiful Earth, I think when I see the photos from Artemis, and whatever the hell is going on down there. It’s not just four men and women circling the Moon. They’re backed by a crew of thousands around the world, from many countries and cultures, all pulling in the same direction for the greater good. They’re building upon thousands of years of accumulated knowledge. It takes an entire species to do this, and only one species we know of is capable. Yes, we could turn away from the stars, and retreat into our own rivalries and hatreds and selfishness. But when given the choice, as Koch said, “we will always choose each other.”

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  April 7, 20266:43 am| 174 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, Space, Trumpery

We are so, so small. #Artemis

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— Katie Mack (@astrokatie.com) April 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable.
Earth and Moon in one NASA photo.
ht @astrokatie.com

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— Alex Steffen (@alexsteffen.bsky.social) April 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM

American scientists and astronauts are doing incredible things! 🚀
But Trump wants to cut NASA by 23%! No way. I'm betting on American innovation—and it's worth investing in.

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— Senator Patty Murray (@murray.senate.gov) April 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM

Instead of spending billions bombing Iran, Donald Trump should be lowering costs here at home.

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— Elizabeth Warren (@warren.senate.gov) April 6, 2026 at 2:55 PM

On World Health Day, we must stand with science and for the health of communities around the world.
In the U.S., we must continue to support evidence-based public health, invest in medical research, and give relief to the millions of care workers who look after our loved ones.

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— Senator Andy Kim (@kim.senate.gov) April 6, 2026 at 10:28 AM

He didn’t answer because he doesn’t care.

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— Rep. Jim McGovern (@repmcgovern.bsky.social) April 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM

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Markwayne, not refuting the accusations that he is Really, Really Dumb…

The effect of this would be what? That they can no longer accept international flights?

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) April 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM

Just in time for World Cup?

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— accidentalflyer 🇨🇦🇹🇼🇺🇦 (@accidentalflyer.bsky.social) April 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM

That won't be disruptive, at all.
It's like these people never think past "that'll sound good on TV".

— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) April 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM

the thing about mullin is that he’s legitimately less qualified to run DHS than even noem was. like, objectively speaking, that’s not hyperbole.

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— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) April 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM

This would be a good thing, and a smart thing, which is why it’s unlikely to happen:

As a Marine veteran, I see America’s honor in Markwayne Mullin’s hands www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202…

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— Dennis M Taylor (@dmt4mt.bsky.social) April 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM

Sure this isn’t an SNL opener?

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) April 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM

In 1968, Nixon had a “secret plan” for Vietnam. Turned out the plan was to continue in a quagmire for years, then lose.

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— Malaclypse the Middle (@malaclypse.bsky.social) April 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM

The opposition party is currently being led by People Magazine’s headline writers.
people.com/trump-ramble…

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— Molly Knight (@mollyknight.bsky.social) April 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM

literally further away from earth than any human being ever and still can’t get away from him, brutal stuff

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— not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) April 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM

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Late Night Open Thread: Copy, Moon Joy

by TaMara|  April 7, 20262:37 am| 52 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Science & Technology, Space

Up late for stupid reasons. But this seemed worth taking a moment to post:

Copy, moon joy. h/t @astrokatie.com I searched out the full short videowww.youtube.com/shorts/rW4qt…

— AnnieD (@anniedemoranville.bsky.social) 2026-04-07T05:05:11.529Z

You can watch the entire live coverage here (including scrolling back to earlier today)

 

Be kind to yourselves.

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Moon Dust in Your Eyes Open Thread

by Rose Judson|  April 6, 20262:41 pm| 86 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Science & Technology, Something Good Open Thread, Space

A short while ago, at 1:57 p.m. US Eastern time, the Artemis II astronauts travelled further from Earth than any other humans have done before. They are approximately 250,000 miles from home.

On their flyby, they discovered a new crater. They named it “Carroll”, after the late wife of mission commander Reid Wiseman.

What a beautiful moment.

— Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker.bsky.social) 2026-04-06T18:14:26.749Z

And not to take away from that beautiful moment, but I must have missed this on the live feed:

A jar of Nutella just gracefully drifted across the space capsule and if the company doesn’t make this an ad IMMEDIATELY, they are fools.

— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama.bsky.social) 2026-04-06T17:55:49.707Z

I texted The Child, whose bloodstream is roughly 45% Nutella, about this (she’s at her Dad’s this week). “I am pleased to hear they have proper food in space,” she replied.

Anyway, all of this is a much-needed distraction today. NASA’s live tracker is here, if you want to follow along.

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Monday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  April 6, 20267:55 am| 246 Comments

This post is in: Iran, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Space, Trumpery

People wanna say you're washed up by middle age, but the YOUNGEST person on this moon mission is 47.

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— Brandon Sheffield (@brandon.insertcredit.com) April 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM

Robert Smalls was born enslaved in SC on this day in 1839. During the Civil War, he commandeered a Confederate ship & sailed it to Union waters, thereby freeing himself, his family, & several enslaved crew members & their families. He later served in the SC Legislature & Congress.
Image: LOC.

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— Dr. Todd Arrington (@btarrington.bsky.social) April 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM


“Did you know Robert Smalls was a Republican?… “

Trump ran as a populist who would focus less on military adventurism and more on America First working-class policies. But his budget shows he is now a deficit-spending interventionist asking working-class Americans to shoulder the cost of war. www.axios.com/2026/04/04/t…

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— Eric Michael Garcia (@ericmgarcia.bsky.social) April 5, 2026 at 10:33 AM

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.
If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

— Elizabeth Warren (@warren.senate.gov) April 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM

"Our internal safeguards"

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— Emoji Caresser (@lizrummy.bsky.social) April 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM

I really think that the Democrats could cause significant damage to Trump‘s approval by just running his tweets as ads during major sporting events (like March madness). Run it through a dark money group with a name like “Trump supporters spreading TRUTHS Llc” and shove this stuff in front of voters

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— Sky Marchini (@sky.skymarchini.net) April 5, 2026 at 11:53 AM

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I would note that the interesting thing that's happening right now is the group of posters that this admin is performing for is turning on it, which will make things interesting imho

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) April 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM

One tip I can't believe I'll be offering in future negotiation classes is that interlocutors tend to react badly when you publicly announce the talks are just to buy time until you can steal their stuff.
This applies doubly if you have no practical way whatsoever to actually do it.

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— Dmitry Grozoubinski (@explaintrade.com) April 3, 2026 at 9:02 AM

At this point, you can basically just use these announcements to remind you when futures markets are opening in Asia.

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— "Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux (@bretdevereaux.bsky.social) April 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM

If you were wondering whether the President’s weekend bender helped or hurt the long-term interest of American business, futures markets just opened, and delivered their verdict.

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— Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) April 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM

if you are viewing internecine trumpworld firings through a social justice lens, i am sorry but you are frail and will not survive the winter. these are not humans with intact souls, and you are the kind of person who will purchase a tell-all book where pam bondi flatters you to take your money away

— Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) April 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM

At least Ahab had a clear and well defined goal

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— Katie Mack (@astrokatie.com) April 5, 2026 at 3:07 PM

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Open Thread: The Final Frontier

by Anne Laurie|  April 6, 20264:45 am| 40 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Science & Technology, Space

🚨 HISTÓRIA FEITA: A astronauta Christina Koch, a bordo da Artemis II, torna-se oficialmente a mulher que viajou mais longe da Terra.

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— Astronomiaum (@astronomiaumof.bsky.social) April 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM

HISTORY MADE: Astronaut Christian Koch, on board the Artemis II, officially becomes the woman who has traveled the farthest from Earth.

Only 58 tortillas!?? WTH, NASA? – and I'm going to have to see that "hot sauce" #NASA #ArtemisII

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— Laura Martínez 🥑 (@miblogestublog.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM

The Artemis II astronauts are pushing the boundaries of spaceflight up there, but they’re also worrying about where they will pee and poo.

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— Defector (@defector.com) April 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM

Barry Petchesky, at Defector — “Artemis Boldly Goes Where No Toilet Has Gone Before”:

It was about 65 minutes after liftoff, the Integrity spacecraft 800 miles above the Indian Ocean and moving at about 16,000 miles per hour, when the historic words were spoken: “Integrity, Houston, toilet is powered.”

It was a spaceflight milestone. Artemis II, which launched from Florida Wednesday evening, will put four humans around the Moon for the first time since the Apollo missions ceased in 1972. But the Orion crew vehicle, named Integrity, has something those Apollo astronauts lacked: an onboard toilet. As Orion spends its first day boosting itself to a high-Earth orbit in preparation for its lunar jaunt, it’s already farther from the planet than any crewed spacecraft in 54 years. That means its toilet is the most distant toilet in the history of humankind.

Nine minutes later, the toilet broke…

It’s very funny, because toilets are funny, but I also find it touching because it’s so relatably human. Space missions are filled with impossibly genius men and women achieving scientific feats far beyond our intelligence, discussing them with indecipherable jargon and initialisms, and then they’re talking about toilets. Hey! Toilets! I use those things too. Everyone needs toilets. A mission’s primary concern is the safety of the astronauts undertaking it, and they’re just people, like us, with the same bodily functions. They’re pushing the boundaries of spaceflight up there, but they’re also worrying about where they will pee and poo.

It’s important science, too. If we ever want to think about extended spaceflight or habitation, we’re going to need toilets. It’s unavoidable. Put humans in a confined space for any length of time, and they’re going to need to piss. What do they do with their piss? Even more valuably when every gram of weight must count, can they drink it? Lots of smart people have spent collective decades trying to figure this out…

Finally, a little more than five hours after launch, Houston developed a potential fix. They walked Koch through the steps to boot the toilet back up and try it out, and—FLUSH! “Houston, Integrity, good checkout,” Koch reported.

“Happy to report that toilet is go for use,” CAPCOM radioed back. “We do recommend letting the system get to operating speed before donating fluid.”

“We are cheers all around, and we will do that,” Koch sent back…

copy moon joy, i mean that’s what it’s all about, really

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— not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) April 5, 2026 at 10:27 AM

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