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Open Thread: The Onion Takes Custody of Infowars

by Anne Laurie|  April 20, 20268:57 pm| 67 Comments

This post is in: Media, Open Threads, Something Good Open Thread, social media

There's a war on for your mind.
theonion.info

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— Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) April 20, 2026 at 1:02 PM

An actually good explainer from the NYTimes, “The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars” [gift link]:

When Infowars, the website founded by the right-wing conspiracist Alex Jones, came up for sale two years ago, an unlikely suitor stepped up. The Onion, a satirical news outlet, planned to convert the site into a parody of itself.

That sale was scuttled by a bankruptcy court. Now, The Onion has re-emerged with a new plan: licensing the website from Gregory Milligan, the court-appointed manager of the site.

On Monday, Mr. Milligan asked Maya Guerra Gamble, a judge in Texas’ Travis County District Court overseeing the disposition of Infowars, to approve that licensing agreement in a court filing. Under the terms, The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, would pay $81,000 a month to license Infowars.com and its associated intellectual property — such as its name — for an initial six months, with an option to renew for another six months.

The licensing deal has been agreed to by The Onion and the court-appointed administrator. But it is not effective until Judge Guerra Gamble approves it, and Mr. Jones could appeal any ruling. That means the fate of Infowars remains in limbo until the court rules, probably sometime in the next two weeks. Mr. Jones continues to operate Infowars.com and host its weekday program, “The Alex Jones Show.”…

The battle over Infowars has been a long and fraught saga, and Mr. Jones — a notorious peddler of lies and invective — has used his bully pulpit for more than a year to crusade against The Onion’s efforts to take over the platform. The site is in limbo because of a series of defamation lawsuits against Mr. Jones filed by families of victims of the mass shooting in 2012 at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut, which Mr. Jones falsely claimed was a hoax…

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially planned to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.”

Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker hopes to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy, he said.

“I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

“The goal for the families we represent has always been to prevent Alex Jones from being able to cause harm at scale, the way he did against them,” said Chris Mattei, the lawyer who argued the Connecticut families’ case in court. The deal with The Onion promises “to significantly degrade his power to do that.”…

It's a tribute to both InfoWars and The Onion that I just checked infowars dot com and legit have no idea if I'm looking at the authentic output of Alex Jones's brain or a mean parody of it. Please don't tell me, I don't want to know.

— Jay Willis (@jaywillis.net) April 20, 2026 at 6:45 PM

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Made a quick reading list to learn more about @theonion.com's InfoWars takeover www.readtpa.com/p/onionwars

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— Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) April 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM


Also worth reading, Parker Molloy’s Substack post Onionwars:

… Anna Merlan at Mother Jones did the piece today that nobody else quite did. She got Lenny Pozner, Noah’s father (Noah was the youngest kid murdered at Sandy Hook), who spends his days filing copyright takedowns on images of his dead son because those images keep getting recycled into “crisis actor” content whenever there’s a new mass-casualty event somewhere else. She talks to Chris Mattei about the legal strategy, and to Josh Owens, the former Infowars employee who quit in 2017, about what he calls “false comfort in the deplatforming and the trial judgements.” Owens is right. Today’s news is real progress for the families. The bigger fight, which started in 2018 when they first sued, is nowhere close to over…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

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— Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) April 20, 2026 at 5:49 PM

There’s a great new podcast out it’s just Alex Jones crying with periodic ads for DraftKings

— No More Mr. Nice Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) April 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM

Pretty much, yeah!

Alex Jones: We're supposed to sit here and love this crap as Trump's poll numbers go straight down. All the polls show the Republicans are gonna lose the midterms by a landslide. A total and complete disaster.

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— FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) April 20, 2026 at 11:11 AM

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Happy Surprises

by WaterGirl|  April 12, 202612:55 pm| 66 Comments

This post is in: Something Good Open Thread

So I had 3 happy surprises this weekend, and I thought maybe a happy surprises post would be nice for a Sunday afternoon.

My three?

I planted some new tulips in the fall, and they turned out exactly as I hoped.

I think of them as candy cane tulips and I love them so much!

Second happy surprise is Season 3 of The Night Agent.  I loved season 1.  Didn’t get through more than 2 episodes of season 2 because it just seemed blah without Rose.  Season 3 is great again!

My third happy surprise came after a frustrating moment.  I had been to two grocery stores, then drove home, tossed my car key on the driver’s seat while I unloaded all the groceries.  It could have been an olympic moment – the key bounced off the seat, did a back flip, and landed in a plastic crevice between the two seats that serves no apparent purpose other than to make the car key inaccessible when you’re unlucky enough to have it land there.  I could see the black plastic part of the key, but when I tried to get it out, it only went further in and was almost out of reach.  My friend across the street is a handy guy will a million tools, a million different kinds of glue, etc, so I described the situation and asked to borrow whatever tool he might have that would allow me to rescue my key.

Instead, he walked over with me, looked at it from the top, then opened the back door and looked at it from that angle.  I couldn’t see exactly what he did, but the happy surprise is that he found my fitbit which had been missing for months.  It’s a tiny little thing and of courses they don’t make this kind anymore.   I don’t wear a strap – I just keep it in my pocket.  Nice heft, not cheap plastic, and irreplaceable because now most of the fitbits are junk.  (Just my opinion, man.)

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Anyway, to make a ridiculously long story short, the key pushed the fitbit out of the double-secret annoying space, and then he fished out my car key.  So happy to have my fitbit back!

As you can see, none of my happy things are huge, but they are happy.

Surely you guys have some of these, too?

 

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Fluffy Birbs Respite Thread

by Sister Golden Bear|  April 7, 20264:50 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: Nature & Respite

Fluffy Birbs Respite Post

Since dread and disassociation have pretty much decimated my ability to focus and catch up on the overdue projects I should be working on today, I for one, could use a respite thread.

Back in 2012 Jackie was the first bald eagle known to ever have hatched in the Big Bear (CA) Valley, part of the San Bernardino Mountains, southeast of Los Angeles. She’s been laying eggs there for the past eight years, helped by her current mate, Shadow. About a decade ago, locals raised money and worked with the US Forest Service to install two nest webcams, which have been streaming live coverage 24/7/365 ever since. (Interesting background at the link well.

The latest (as yet unnamed chicks) were born April 4th and 5th and watching them is helpeing distract me from… well everything.

What are you doing to keep your sanity?

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Moon Dust in Your Eyes Open Thread

by Rose Judson|  April 6, 20262:41 pm| 86 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Science & Technology, Something Good Open Thread, Space

A short while ago, at 1:57 p.m. US Eastern time, the Artemis II astronauts travelled further from Earth than any other humans have done before. They are approximately 250,000 miles from home.

On their flyby, they discovered a new crater. They named it “Carroll”, after the late wife of mission commander Reid Wiseman.

What a beautiful moment.

— Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker.bsky.social) 2026-04-06T18:14:26.749Z

And not to take away from that beautiful moment, but I must have missed this on the live feed:

A jar of Nutella just gracefully drifted across the space capsule and if the company doesn’t make this an ad IMMEDIATELY, they are fools.

— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama.bsky.social) 2026-04-06T17:55:49.707Z

I texted The Child, whose bloodstream is roughly 45% Nutella, about this (she’s at her Dad’s this week). “I am pleased to hear they have proper food in space,” she replied.

Anyway, all of this is a much-needed distraction today. NASA’s live tracker is here, if you want to follow along.

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Cake Pony Club (Respite Open Thread)

by Rose Judson|  April 5, 20264:14 pm| 71 Comments

This post is in: Respite

[Thanks to Sister Golden Bear for sharing these in the thread below!]

The Onion’s revived print edition has some exclusive content that doesn’t appear online. Earlier this week, a subscriber shared a real gem on Bluesky:

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

— RM (@dorsalstream.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T16:21:41.584Z

It’s just delightful. “But I am bigger than the children” popped into my head yesterday when I was justifying eating a second scone for breakfast. What’s even more delightful is that the good people at Merrymac Farm Sanctuary in Vermont decided to see if this op-ed applies across all horses. Video after the jump:

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Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

— Merrymac Farm Sanctuary (@merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social) 2026-04-05T17:04:47.095Z

As you can see, they concocted a healthy treat for their test subjects, who include animals other than horses. I’ve sent this to my sister in the Poconos to see if she wants to try it on my neighphews Finn (a horse) and Albus Dumbledonkey (a donkey, obviously). I’ll report back if she does.

This thread is open for non-political discussion. It’s a holiday; let’s take a break.

Does anyone have a favourite Onion headline they’ve never forgotten? Mine is “SUPREME COURT RULES SUPREME COURT RULES.”

 

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Open Thread: Riding With Artemis

by Anne Laurie|  April 2, 20263:43 am| 49 Comments

This post is in: Something Good, Space

LAUNCH! ARTEMIS II LAUNCHES WITH A CREW OF 4 TOWARDS THE MOON

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— NASASpaceflight.com (@nasaspaceflight.com) April 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM

Clothing design is always fascinating…
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/s…

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— Anne Laurie (@annelaurie.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 3:26 AM

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… Though much of the spacesuit-related attention thus far has been levied on the white spacewalk suits being created by Prada and Axiom Space, it is the orange suits that may be the more eye-catching — by design…

The suits, which function as mini life-support systems (astronauts can live in them for 144 hours, if necessary), were custom-made to each astronaut’s physique by NASA engineers. They also feature reflective, sky-blue accent stripes that form a heroic V at the torso and circle the thighs and the upper arms, where they emphasize the armadillo-like articulation of the shoulders.

Not that the blue is merely decorative. The V indicates external straps for rescue crews to grab onto, and blue pouches that look like external batteries contain life preservers and backup oxygen bottles. And the hue is a vivid contrast to the orange, adding a further flex to the suit’s primary shade…

Officially known as AMS Standard 595 color #FS 12197, according to a U.S. federal government standard created for paint, International Orange is described by Merriam-Webster as “a vivid reddish orange,” deeper than safety cone orange or fluorescent orange and specifically meant to stand out against ocean and sky blues…

The Air Force embraced the color in the 1970s, using it for high-altitude pressure suits — the orange facilitated water rescues — and it finally made its way to NASA when the Challenger disaster in 1986 prompted the agency to explore new safety measures. Previous launch and re-entry suits had been white, but the efficacy of orange in search and rescue was impossible to ignore. (The NASA EVA suits, which are worn by astronauts for spacewalks on the International Space Station, remain white because the color repels heat more effectively.) By 1988, the International Orange suits had appeared, complete with a new nickname: “pumpkin suits.”…

This is very cool! I hear getting a patch is a big deal in nasa/space culture so WOOT to Anishinaabe artist Henry Guimond for sending them off in a good way. (quoted article gives good context for the designs)

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— Joanne Hammond (@joannehammond.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM

Per Space.com, “‘The sasquatch is honesty’: Inside Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen’s Artemis 2 mission patch”:

… Jeremy Hansen, who is with the Canadian Space Agency (CSA), will fly as a mission specialist on the Artemis 2 mission alongside three NASA astronauts: Reid Wiseman (the Artemis 2 commander), pilot Victor Glover (who will become the first Black person to leave low Earth orbit, or LEO) and mission specialist Christina Koch (the first woman to do so). Hansen will become the first non-American to leave LEO.

There are many mission patches flying with the astronaut quartet, with all four sporting the Artemis 2 main mission patch as well as a “Freedom 250” commemorative patch marking the year 2026, the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. And Hansen’s flight suit patches include a special one symbolizing the meaning of the Artemis 2 mission for himself and his country, including Indigenous communities with whom he has spent time as a CSA astronaut…

The patch, CSA explains, has “elements of Anishinaabe culture.” These are not meant to represent all aspects of First Nations, Inuit and Métis culture, but they do show “the importance of traditional knowledge and Indigenous Peoples in Canada.” The patch was created by Anishinaabe artist Henry Guimond of Sagkeeng First Nation in Manitoba. Dave Courchene III (Sabe), the leader of the Turtle Lodge in Sagkeeng First Nation, also contributed to the patch.

Hansen said the patch incorporates one element of Anishinaabe perspectives — the culture’s seven sacred laws, as represented by the heptagonal shape of the patch, as well as seven animals.

“Just quickly: The buffalo represents respect. The eagle, love. The bear is courage. The sasquatch is honesty. The beaver is wisdom. The wolf is humility, and the turtle is truth. None of us are perfect. We’re not always able to walk in that integrity, but if we strive to, they will bring a rich life for each of us.” (More information about the animals’ meaning is available on the CSA webpage.)…

(I’m a little sad the mountain lion / bobcat didn’t make the cut, but everyone gets to choose their own spirit animals… )

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Something Nice Open Thread: Artemis Has Launched Successfully

by Anne Laurie|  April 1, 20268:44 pm| 36 Comments

This post is in: Something Good Open Thread, Space

"Humanity's next great voyage begins" #Artemis

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— Katie Mack (@astrokatie.com) April 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM

I was saving this for a pick-me-up after my previous SCOTUS post, so of course y’all decided to talk about the Artemis launch in *that* thread, and no doubt as soon as I hit publish on this one Cole will stomp me. Don’t care, says the sf nerd girl, this is still *FANTASTIC CONTENT*!

The Artemis II space mission has officially launched 🚀
• They will go one swing around the Moon and back (no landing)
• Mission will last ~10 days
• Next step is to land on the Moon — then eventually establish a Moon base

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— Culture Crave 🍿 (@culturecrave.co) April 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM

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— paulpro (@mariopro.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM

This is the photo, the moment, the unspoken comment on where we actually fit in this universe.
It's been waaaaaaaaay way way too long since we've done this.

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— Nolan Hicks (@ndhapple.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM

🚀 Artemis II is safely in orbit! 🚀 A daring 10-day voyage will take four astronauts on a loop around the moon and set the stage for future forays

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to the lunar surface

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— Scientific American (@sciam.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM

“"We have visual on a beautiful moonrise, and we're headed right for it!"
At 10,000 MPH, the first humans to fly Artemis are headed to a speed and a distance no human has experienced ever before

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— The Overseer Class is now available for pre-order (@thrasherxy.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM


Picture of the day today is from Cheryl McKenzie of grandmother moon over the Manitoba Interlake region.
And wishing safe travels to the crew of Artemis II after their successful launch as they travel to this beautiful space rock for their 10-day voyage!

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— APTN News (@aptnnews.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM

Today’s Artemis II launch marks a major step forward in space exploration.
I have had the privilege of spending time with this crew and seeing their discipline and commitment up close. As they begin this mission, I am wishing them a safe journey and a safe return home.

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— Kamala Harris (@kamalaharris.com) April 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM

Godspeed to the Artemis II crew, and congratulations to the talented civil servants and scientists at NASA who worked so hard to make this launch a success.
Without their expertise and dedication, none of this would be possible.

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— Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM

Our country has never been more divided, but Americans across the spectrum of backgrounds, regions, religions, ideologies, and all our other myriad differences just watched Artemis II launch and felt proud. That's pretty great. Thanks, NASA.

— Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM

Watching the Artemis launch, I unexpectedly found myself recalling the excitement, apprehension and sense of unquantifiable possibilities felt by the little girl I was watching the Apollo missions, muted by the intervening decades, as if I were hearing once familiar music playing a long way off.

— Juliet E McKenna (@julietemckenna.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM

watched the artemis launch in an auditorium full of elementary schoolers and honestly i can’t think of a better way to experience it

— dr. caitlin m. green (@caitlinmoriah.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM

The #ArtemisII crew has launched on their way to the Moon. Read what they'll do next and what is up with NASA's Moon base plans:
www.nature.com/articles/d41… 🧪🔭

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— Alexandra Witze (@alexwitze.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM

The people who toiled night and day to put astronauts on the moon during Apollo are thrilled that NASA is finally going back.

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) March 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM

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