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Open Thread: Guess I Picked the Wrong Week…

by Anne Laurie|  July 27, 20104:16 pm| 98 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell

From Emi Kolawole at the Washington Post, “Brady Campaign slams Glenn Beck rally”:

The announcement that Glenn Beck would host a rally on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial and on the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s “I Have A Dream Speech” was bound to attract critics.
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In an editorial featured on The Huffington Post, Brady Campaign President Paul Helmke takes aim at the “Restoring Honor” rally, which is co-hosted by the National Rifle Association (NRA). “Most jarring is the sad irony of all of these people at the podium,” writes Helmke, “with their supporters spread across our National Mall, celebrating, in part, their worship of guns, while invoking, quite blatantly, the legacies of two great Americans whose magnificent lives were cruelly cut short by bullets.”
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But Beck argues that the date is merely a coincidence. “The Restoring Honor Rally is neither a 9/12 nor a Tea Party rally,” reads a press release,”There will be absolutely no politics involved. This rally will honor the troops, unite the American people under the principles of integrity and truth, and make a pledge to restore honor within ourselves and our country.” Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin (R)… will also be in attendance.

Well, it’s hard to imagine a venue more suited to Palin’s talents. Any bets on a deranged Second Amendment supporter trying to elevate one or both of these sterling conservative spokespersons to their rightful place in America’s Hall of Martyrs?

If Beck/Palin’s Vengeful Sky-Father God exists, He needs to stop hiring His scriptwriters from the SNL bench.

EDIT: The first commentor complains “Not cute, not clever, not funny.” I meant it seriously. Beck, and Palin, have invited armed fanatics to a media-intensive event at the memorial to America’s first and most famous assassination victim. Believe me, I hope the worst that ensues is a rightwing fap-fest.

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Open Thread: Lighter Than Helium

by Anne Laurie|  July 27, 20103:16 am| 28 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Clown Shoes

President Obama is scheduled to appear on The View on Thursday! Hasselbeck jokes are all over the left-of-far-right blogosphere, but my favorite crack comes from Wonkette, where commentor Canmon (the Inadequate) says:

Andrew Sullivan is trying to get Sarah Palin to do a DNA maternity test on ‘Maury’.

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If the space-time continuum survives that epic event (which tapes Wednesday, in case you’re waiting for the earth to sunder and showers of frogs to fall from the skies), we can start looking forward to August 12, when RNC Chairman Michael Steele and ‘conservative activist’ Andrew Breitbart are scheduled to co-headline the Welcome Reception at the Republican National Committee’s “Election Countdown” in Beverly Hills (via TPM). I’m thinking that means neither individual was considered enough of a draw to merit guest-of-honor status, because certainly Beverly Hills Republicans have advanced beyond “nobody wants one of Those People sitting at their table”, right?

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And if you just can’t take any more politics, Gawker reports there will be a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie (booo!), which seems to be based on Tim Powers’ fantasy novel On Stranger Tides (yay?). Keira Knightley and Orlanda Bloom are offsky (also good), and Ian McShane will play Blackbeard (EPIC!).

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Black Bobo

by DougJ|  July 26, 201010:16 pm| 93 Comments

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Look what ACORN has done to David Brooks:

This is really more up the NYTPicker‘s ally.

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Open Thread: Let Me Just Whip This Out…

by Anne Laurie|  July 26, 20101:35 am| 48 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Daydream Believers

Currently at the top of the NYTimes’ “Most Popular” list is Frank Rich’s meditation on Shirley Sherrod, Andrew Breitbart, and America’s halting progress on civil rights since the days of Mad Men. It might be said that Rich overdoes the “all parties involved share the guilt” argument, but I think he’s done an excellent job of laying out a timeline and aggregating links in an easy-to-forward article for people who aren’t policy wonks:

… Even though the egregiously misleading excerpt from Shirley Sherrod’s 43-minute speech came from Andrew Breitbart, the dirty trickster notorious for hustling skewed partisan videos on Fox News, few questioned its validity… As the world knows now, her talk (flogged by Fox as “what racism looks like”) was an uplifting parable about how she had risen above her own trials in the Jim Crow South to aid poor people of every race during her long career in rural development… What’s important is not the exculpatory evidence that clears her of a trumped-up crime. What matters is Sherrod’s own story. […] __
This year, [Congressman John Lewis] was pelted with racial epithets while walking past protesters on the Capitol grounds during the final weekend of the health care debate. Breitbart charged Lewis with lying — never mind that the melee had hundreds of eyewitnesses — and tried to prove it with a video so manifestly bogus that even Fox didn’t push it. But he wasn’t deterred then, and he and others like him won’t be deterred by the Sherrod saga’s “happy ending” as long as the McConnells of the conservative establishment look the other way and Fox pumps racial rage into the media bloodstream 24/7.
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“You think we have come a long way in terms of race relations in this country, but we keep going backwards,” Sherrod told Joe Strupp of Media Matters last week. She speaks with hard-won authority. While America’s progress on race has been epic since the days when Sherrod’s father could be murdered with impunity, we have been going backward since Election Day 2008.

On the other hand, Maureen Dowd, PR expert, tries to repeat her ‘Al Gore earth tones’ coup:

The Obama White House is too white… The president shouldn’t give Sherrod her old job back. He should give her a new job: Director of Black Outreach. This White House needs one.

I say: Let Shirley Sherrod have the job for which her story truly qualifies her. Her speech to the NAACP concluded that “It’s not about black against white; it’s about haves against don’t-haves.” So… Let President Obama appoint her the first national Director of Class Outreach.

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Guess who said this…

by Dennis G.|  July 25, 20109:19 pm| 203 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, OBAMA IS WORSE THAN BUSH HE SOLD US OUT!!, Outrage

Let’s play fill in the blank and guess who said this:

“The White House slapped us in the face,” says ___________________. “The White House is saying you don’t have a constituency we’re concerned about. We don’t care about you.”

It could have been from FDL or the HuffPost or a recommended Diary over at GOS or from a panel at Netroots Nation or a ‘progressive’ pundit on the teevee or Ed Shultz or that dope from The Nation who interviewed Van Jones or somebody else.

The game is to guess who. Give yourself bonus points for guessing the context behind the quote.

To play, just write down your guess and then click the “Continue reading…” link below and see if you guessed correctly.

Ready. Set. Go.

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Ok. If you guessed the infamous conservative maven of deception, Richard A. Viguerie–then give yourself a cookie. And if you guessed that Viguerie was complaining about Reagan betraying the conservative movement treat yourself to a nice drink of your favorite beverage.

If you guessed the quote was about President Obama don’t be too hard on yourself. I can see how that could happen as the quote sounds like it could be said by any firebagger or progressive poutrage practitioner of our era complaining about the latest thing President Obama did or didn’t do and the latest way that Obama did not respect the ‘power’ of said firebagger or progressive poutrage practitioner.

It is not surprising that the rhetoric used by a conservative throwing a poutrage tantrum about Reagan is so similar to the poutrage rhetoric used by some on the Left to attack President Obama. Just like our current episodes of poutrage, back in 1981 Viguerie went into his hissy fit because a President was not doing the things Viguerie demanded be done in the way he thought they should be done. And so the legendary wingnut prick threw a tantrum.

It was Steve Benen who describes this “slap in the face” in a post today. He decided to dig up an article specifically mentioned in a recent Charles Krauthammer column about why Chucky fears President Obama (emphasis added):

The net effect of 18 months of Obamaism will be to undo much of Reaganism. Both presidencies were highly ideological, grandly ambitious and often underappreciated by their own side. In his early years, Reagan was bitterly attacked from his right. (Typical Washington Post headline: “For Reagan and the New Right, the Honeymoon Is Over” — and that was six months into his presidency!) Obama is attacked from his left for insufficient zeal on gay rights, immigration reform, closing Guantanamo — the list is long.

Turns out that the source of the headline is a report on conservative poutrage over Reagan nominating Sandra Day O’Connor to the Supreme Court. And while it was the odious Viguerie who was the source of the fill-in-the-black quote cited above, it could have just as easily been any so called progressive calling out President Obama. The endpoints of poutrage have found common ground in talking points.

I find this amazing in no small measure because Barack Obama has already done far more in his first 18 months than Reagan did at this point in his first term. Conservatives took on Reagan over specific battles, but basically they always trusted him. When push came to shove they always had his back. Today they have made Reagan’s record into a myth of conservative victories and Reagan into a romanticized Wingnutopia Saint (despite what actually happened).

Progressives, OTOH, have worked over time to turn an amazing chain of victories over the last 18 months into a narrative of defeat. It is a bit mind boggling to watch as so many ‘progressives’ embrace the memes, frames and talking points of the Right as they level an endless stream of attacks at the most progressive President in my lifetime. And why? Mostly because President Obama does not follow this or that preferred strategy, timing and/or set of tactics to the imagined screenplay of these armchair generals with keyboards. It is stunning to see process trump results and spin trump reality. Watching so many on the left jump at a chance to downplay the victories and inflate the outrage is like tracking an epidemic of foolishness. Useful critiques about important things are lost in the nonsensical noise about every rumor, every post, every tweet and each twist of every news cycle.

It is odd that some on the left have chosen to embrace the same attack tactics, strategies and rhetoric used by the Right when they confronted a President who is basically the champion of their POV without also embracing the way the Right always got Reagan’s back whenever it really mattered.

Meanwhile, things move on. More and more things are getting done by this White House despite the tantrums. Of course, even more could be done if some of the progressive poutrage practitioners would place action and unity over their egos, but they can’t. So it goes. Good luck with that in November.

Time will tell how the story of the Obama Administration will be told and what will be his impact on our Nation. I think it will be a good story regardless of current levels of poutrage on all sides. We shall see, but I think Steve is spot on when he said:

I guess the moral of the story is that perceptions can change in time.

Cheers

dengre

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Two Tiers

by Kay|  July 25, 20105:53 pm| 62 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Open Threads

These bailed-out workers took a real hit:

Among workers building the Jeep Grand Cherokee here, there are few obvious distinctions. Clutching lunch sacks and mini-coolers, they trudge together through the turnstiles at the plant’s main gate each day to tinker with the same vehicles, along the same assembly line, performing the same tasks. Yet they fall into distinctly unequal classes: About half make $28 an hour or more, while the rest, the recently hired, make $14. This oddity, which could become the norm in much of the domestic U.S. auto industry, arises from the jury-rigged labor agreement that the United Auto Workers, U.S. automakers and the federal government reached during the industry’s near-death experience last year.
“The idea of the UAW and the steelworkers negotiating so that workers could make it into the middle class, of allowing them to make it as manufacturing workers — that is all gone,” Gary Chaison, professor of industrial relations at Clark University. “And it’s difficult to see how they will be able to find their way back.”
The two-tier agreement “effectively ends many of the principles established 70 years ago in the UAW’s birth,” Bill Parker, a negotiating committee leader, wrote in an unusual dissent. “For years, the UAW embodied industrial unionism and the gains of the New Deal. So goes the UAW, so goes the American middle class.”

More here

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One way out

by DougJ|  July 25, 20101:36 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Via Brad DeLong, Martin Wolf of the Financial Times spells out what I believe is the truth about America’s fiscal future:

My reading of contemporary Republican thinking is that there is no chance of any attempt to arrest adverse long-term fiscal trends should they return to power. Moreover, since the Republicans have no interest in doing anything sensible, the Democrats will gain nothing from trying to do much either. That is the lesson Democrats have to draw from the Clinton era’s successful frugality, which merely gave George W. Bush the opportunity to make massive (irresponsible and unsustainable) tax cuts. In practice, then, nothing will be done.

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Supply-side economics transformed Republicans from a minority party into a majority party. It allowed them to promise lower taxes, lower deficits and, in effect, unchanged spending. Why should people not like this combination? Who does not like a free lunch?

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This is extraordinarily dangerous. The danger does not arise from the fiscal deficits of today, but the attitudes to fiscal policy, over the long run, of one of the two main parties. Those radical conservatives (a small minority, I hope) who want to destroy the credit of the US federal government may succeed. If so, that would be the end of the US era of global dominance. The destruction of fiscal credibility could be the outcome of the policies of the party that considers itself the most patriotic.

I’m not sure that I agree that supply-side economics was the dominant factor in transforming Republicans from a minority party into a majority party; I don’t think the Republicans have been a majority party for many of the past 30 years and, to the extent that they have been, regional realignment based on opposition to civil rights has been the most important factor, IMHO.

That said, the supply side myth is, truly, economic crack cocaine that has the potential to bring about something as cataclysmic as a US government default — something many conservatives say they would welcome. The only thing that is likely to stop it is a demographic trend that may marginalize the Republican party.

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