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by John Cole|  April 1, 20104:31 pm| 86 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes, Going Galt

I was going to send you all to another “NO ONE HERE IS RACIST” tea party apologia at Reason magazine (Michael C. Moynihan drew the short straw this time- I wish I could find his archives from the early 90’s, but they have all gone missing), but it just gets so tiresome I figured why bother. You all know what the drill is- someone will have overstated the racism somewhere or made an over the top statement, and thus that means, to the glibertarian mind, that there is no racism at all at the tea parties. Besides, as DougJ has proven, all the signs are a forgery. Those were probably liberals carrying all the monkey signs and emailing Obama photoshopped as a witch doctor.

Again, this may be an artifact of my political movement, but I do not remember libertarians being such complete shitheads under Bush.

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Do Not Believe Anything You Read Today

by Tim F|  April 1, 20108:40 am| 26 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

If you can’t trust Science, whom can you trust?

I installed a picture of the blue screen of death as the screensaver on a coworker’s Mac. Yeah, I know, it’s old. Whatever. It’s still funny. Describe your plans for April 1st in the comments.

***Update***

Darn you, Cole. Consider this my entry in the post below.

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April Fools Round-Up

by John Cole|  April 1, 20108:34 am| 60 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

We’ll use this thread as the dumping point for clever April Fools gags. I’ll start:

World of Warcraft offers a new “neural interface” .

Google renames itself “Topeka.”

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Early Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  April 1, 20106:05 am| 51 Comments

This post is in: Garden Chats, Open Threads

Sometimes the only way to win is not to play…

Also, after reading this article, I spent twenty minutes racking my aging brain to recall the name of a 1970s sci-fi “classic”:

When it was built three years ago, the company’s first 24-acre greenhouse in Madison was already the largest building in Maine. This second connected greenhouse, completed last year, brought the total area under glass to some 42 acres, or roughly the size of 32 football fields. Even in the depths of winter, a million tomatoes ripen indoors to harvest each week, snipped from their vines by workers in T-shirts and shorts.
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“It’s medium sized,” said Tim de Kok, one of the company’s head growers. At his last job, Mr. de Kok managed a 40-acre chunk of a 318-acre monster in Arizona. The center of Canada’s greenhouse industry, the area around Leamington, Ontario, has some 1,600 covered acres, roughly equivalent to putting Manhattan, south of Houston Street, under glass.
[…] “In the U.S., it’s hard to be competitive without a 20-acre minimum block,” Ms. Cook said.
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The plants here at Backyard Farms number about 550,000. Each consists of two plants — the vines of new varieties, constantly tweaked for flavor, color, freshness and myriad other traits; and the roots of another, grafted together at a thickly scarred “V” near the base.
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One half grows down into a sterile dirt-substitute made from fibers spun out of volcanic basalt, absorbing a custom hydroponic cocktail mixed by Mr. de Kok. The other half stretches toward the glass ceiling, growing a foot every week along a nine-foot length of twine. When the plants reach the top, workers reel more twine from the spool, shift the entire row horizontally and band each vine to its neighbor so that by the end of a plant’s life it might grow parallel to the concrete floor for as many as 20 or 30 feet, a dozen vines tangled together like garden hoses, before each makes its own graceful turn upward.
[…] And while no one would mistake a Backyard Beauty for a tomato picked from a backyard in late summer — it is not as tender and its flavor is not as complex — it is juicier and has much more flavor than what you’d find in your deli sandwich.
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“They don’t make a tomato that my grandmother would have liked,” Mr. Papadopoulos said. “They make a tomato that my son would like or my daughter would like.”

Of course, it also reminded me that I haven’t yet ordered either the elite gourmet boutique tomato seedlings or the grow-light kit that would let me start seeds in a household with two south-facing sunny windows and three cats.

Anybody else planning their summer gardens — or even starting them yet?

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Pet Rescue Open Thread

by John Cole|  March 31, 20109:20 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads

Been a while since we had a nice rescue story, so I dug one out of the email vault:

On Sunday Brad walked by that pet place on 81st and Amsterdam and asked them if they had any dogs (there were lots of cats up for adoption). Doug, the dog guy, said that he would have one in a few minutes when she came back from her walk. Brad called us and said come and see. So we did. They told us she answers to Bella. She was rescued from a kill shelter 9 days or something before and she’d just been spayed.

I thought Bella was cute and sweet but Brad wasn’t quite convinced and Rosie [our 8-y.o. daughter] was just a little shy with her (Bella is young, 8 months, and still in that puppy chewing on the hand stage and she is about 35 pounds of puppy muscle).

We thought about it and then went to visit another dog rescue place on Broadway (they had small, older dogs). Then we talked about it and went back. We took Bella to Riverside Park with Shelly, a woman from the rescue organization. Bella did very well, no dog conflicts, no barking like crazy at squirrels or birds, etc. A larger aggressive dog approached and she turned around, so that’s a good sign.

As luck would have it, Rosie was walking her when Bella ran up to a little white dog and started to play a little. I was jumping in the middle since we didn’t really know how Bella would do with dogs yet, especially little dogs, and I said, “Sorry!” without even looking. The other dog’s owner said, “it’s okay,” and we went our separate ways. Then Shelly said, “Wasn’t that Gloria Steinem?” I looked back and sure enough, it was her (and she looked really good for being about 75 years old!)

Of course we thought about Bella Abzug! A good Upper West Side connection for sure, so I’m liking the name more and more (aside from the fact that it’s quite beautiful!)

By the time we got back, Doug was asking us to foster Bella for the week, with his normal dog kennel place in Brooklyn full. Bella seems fairly civilized, although she did pee in the house a few times. No poop though. Life with a little one. She’s ours!

I’m off to rot my mind in front of the television. No cable news, though!

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Let love rule

by DougJ|  March 31, 20102:47 pm| 171 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Good News For Conservatives

It’s been a pretty crazy week here, with TapperGate, AccountabilityNowGate, LouisCKGate, and RadokGate. I should probably come clean and tell you that this is all part of a pageview-maximizing scheme John took from Politico and ordered me to implement. I’m not complaining though: Anne-Laurie awakes each day at 4 am to the sound of John screaming “Win the morning!”

The truth is, I’m feeling a little PGTD today, so I’m not up for much commentary. As a gesture of goodwill, I thought I would do a post consisting entirely of approving links to bloggers who are associated with the intertronic axis of evil. There are those who would call this appeasement:

  • We are all Obots now (OpenLeft)
  • Papal Inquisition (MoDo)
  • Atlas Hugged (FireDogLake)
  • Some crazy shit Charles Lane said about slavery (FireDogLake)
  • Naomi Wolf…teabagger? (The New Republic)

Yeah, I know the FDL links are Tbogg and the TNR one is Chait. Baby steps.

Consider this an open thread.

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Lighten Up, Francis

by John Cole|  March 31, 201010:53 am| 364 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Oh for christ sakes. One post asking if the tone has changed and dozens of you start kvetching about an overdose of introspection and bitching about holding hands singing kumbaya and group hugs. The other half of you launch personal attacks at my front pagers, all of whom I think do a great job and who I like (and you people step back on DougJ). And then a bunch of you come out of nowhere and complain things aren’t as good as they used to be when you walked to school uphill in the snow both ways.

I don’t think you people realize what a pain in the ass you all are and how hard it is to get this many random anonymous people to play somewhat nice together. Screw the tone, you can all go to hell. Jackasses.

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