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The Abramoff Slate

by Dennis G.|  February 5, 201012:15 am| 67 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics, Good News For Conservatives

The pro-corruption caucus never rests and it rewards their foot soldiers with work through the many brushes with the law that they have.

A good case in point is Susan Ralston. She was Jack Abramoff’s secretary/confidant and gate-keeper for years. Then she went to work in the same role for Karl Rove (and serve as an important member of Team Abramoff in the White House. Here you can see a photo of Susan with Jack and many members of the gang (she is the one sitting in front of Jack). Most folks in that photo have either had charges filed against them or are still under investigation. Susan falls into the latter category. It was only last August when the Department of Justice named her as a co-conspirator in the Abramoff Scandal.

To say that she is under a cloud of suspicion would be an understatement. And yet, Republicans are more than willing to hire her to raise money for them and organize their affairs. The St. Petersburg Times reported yesterday that Ralston is the point of contact for a major GOP fundraiser for seven Republican Candidates for Senate this year. Here is the invite:

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It looks like the corruptionist wing of the Republican Party is getting the band back together. This kind of fundraising work was always a big part of what Jack did for the GOP so it is not a surprise that Ralston has started a DC-based firm to do the same.

I guess it is something to do while you’re being investigated by the Feds and waiting for your plea deal/indictment to drop.

Cheers

dengre

ps: feel free to treat this as an open thread.

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The Joy of Motherhood

by John Cole|  February 4, 201011:11 pm| 134 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

This list of things that afflict pregnant women is enough for me to state that were I a woman, I would never, ever, ever get pregnant intentionally:

Oh your sweet little baby is healthy and moving around and kicking. You can feel him bumping around. It’s magical.

HOLY SHIT! WHAT WAS THAT?

That? That crazy sudden pain that almost made you collapse? That feeling that someone just sent an electric fireball down your vagina and through your legs? That, my dear, was your sweet little baby kicking you in the cervix.

You can’t prepare for it. You can’t stop it. You can only hope that each time it happens, you are near something to break your fall. Or that you are in a place where no one cares if you scream.

I know we have a number of moms reading the site, including some very new members to the club, so you will have to tell the males here how accurate this piece was.

And speaking of new moms, I loved this new pick of Sam, spawn of Redkitten:

tootsiesaregood

Look at that grin.

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Open Thread : Thursday Night Menu

by Anne Laurie|  February 4, 20109:40 pm| 63 Comments

This post is in: Cooking, Open Threads

Take it away, Bad Horse’s Filly…

I mentioned earlier that I have the winter doldrums. I await spring and the fresh foods it brings and the grilling. Lots and lots of grilling. So, tonight’s menu reflects a bit of that desire, even though for many of us, we’ll have to be satisfied cooking it in a cast iron skillet (did you hear? I got a new one!) or broiling in the oven.
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On the board tonight:
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1. Steak with Coffee Rub
2. Green Beans w/Bacon & Onion
3. Baked Potatoes
4. Blueberry Coffee Cake

For full recipes and shopping list (not to mention JeffreyW’s kitty pics), click on the link.

P.S. Word Press’s line spacing issues are getting even more bizarre. Even using the double-underscore text break doesn’t work consistently for me now. Suggestions appreciated, but no guarantees.

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I Cheated

by John Cole|  February 4, 20108:20 pm| 83 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I was supposed to wait another 12 hours, but I couldn’t. I cheated and I showered early. Right now I am wrapped up in two towels waiting for the hot water heater to refill so I can go for round two. I think I got the first layers of filth off, but now I intend to take steel wool to my armpits.

I know this will spur a whole series of “Ur doin’ it rong” comments, but I think this may be the most fun I have ever had with my clothes off.

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Mystery Post

by John Cole|  February 4, 20107:12 pm| 74 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

There used to be a post here, and now there is not, and I would appreciate it if those of you who knew what it was about could be quiet about it until we are ready to go live, because some of the stuff is just placeholders.

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A Conversation with Obama

by John Cole|  February 4, 20105:30 pm| 102 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

The new media folks at Obot central have this great widget set up so you can watch his 5:45 Conversation with America:

Enjoy!

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 4, 20109:12 am| 48 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Off to the doctor to hopefully have my sutures removed.

You know what that means, don’t you?

I WILL BE ABLE TO SHOWER! Not just turning the shower on and sticking my head underneath it with my body outside. Not washing myself with a combination of soap and washcloth and a bucket like you wash a car, no more alcohol sponge baths, no more baby butt wipes.

An honest to goodness shower. I can not tell you how excited I am.

*** Update ***

Foiled!

Sutures were removed, but I have to wait 24 hours to shower so the holes fill in. :(

I am healing nicely, and they x-rayed my knee (which had swollen up the last couple of days from the fall) and it is stucturally fine, but I damaged my bursa sac (sp?). Ace bandages and ice and it should be fine.

Good day.

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