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These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Every decision we make has lots of baggage with it, known or unknown.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

The unpunished coup was a training exercise.

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by John Cole|  May 5, 20098:52 pm| 125 Comments

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I realized we have not had one in a while.

I’ve been cranky today, and especially so since I have been craving Mexican all day, and the line at my favorite place was around the block.

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Not likely

by DougJ|  May 3, 20091:01 pm| 130 Comments

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Reihan Salam is supposed to be one of those sane Republicans that we always hear about. This shows he is not:

With Specter running in Pennsylvania’s Democratic primary in 2010, Republicans have a perfect test case. There’s an excellent chance that a primary candidate from the Democratic left will give Specter a serious fight, opening him up to a vigorous challenge from a Republican reformer. That challenge will probably come from Pat Toomey, who, as head of the Club for Growth, has emphasized tax cuts above all else. But as a Senate candidate, Toomey will have to connect with voters in a state hard hit by industrial decline. To have even the remotest chance of winning the seat, he’ll need to offer effective solutions on health care, energy and transportation. This might not come naturally to Toomey. But if he can pull it off, and if he can claim Specter’s scalp, he’ll become the face of a revitalized GOP.

I predict that Pat Toomey will be elected Senator from Pennsylvania right after Noam Chomsky becomes the governor of Idaho.

Hard-right Republicans don’t elections win in states that Obama won by double digits. It just doesn’t happen. Look at that goddamn registration figures for Christ’s sake.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  May 2, 200910:17 pm| 198 Comments

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Talk about squiffy and whatever else is on your mind.

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Pens/Caps

by John Cole|  May 2, 20092:26 pm| 59 Comments

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I almost forgot- Penguins v. the Caps.

BTW- I had a dream last night that new evidence was discovered in the OJ Simpson case and he was innocent.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 1, 20095:42 pm| 314 Comments

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I can’t even figure out what I want for dinner, let alone what I am doing this weekend.

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All news is good news

by DougJ|  May 1, 200912:49 am| 108 Comments

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JMM notes that many are saying that the retirement of Justice Souter, like all other earthly events, is good news for Republicans. I expect to hear the phrase “a chance to get their mojo back” a lot over the next few weeks. Now, logic dictates there is no way that it is good news to have an Supreme Court vacancy occur while you are an opposition party with fewer than 41 Senate seats. That’s not my point here, though.

My question is this: why is it a smart political strategy to insist that absolutely everything is good news for your party? Other things in life don’t work that way. It’s not considered a good idea to insist you don’t need medical attention when are suffering from a life-threatening ailment. It’s not considered a good idea to run out the clock when you are behind. Why is politics so different from the rest of life?

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Hats ass backwards

by DougJ|  April 30, 20094:32 pm| 106 Comments

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Pretty good stuff from Michael Steele toay:

“You wear your hat one way. You like to wear it, you know, kind of cocked to the left, you know, because that’s cool out West,” Steele said. “In the Midwest, you guys like to wear it a little bit to the right. In the South, you guys like to wear the brim straight ahead. Now, the Northeast, I wear my hat backwards, you know, because that’s how we roll in the Northeast.”

He left out wearing hats made of tin foil.

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