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Instruction Fail

by John Cole|  December 19, 20088:52 pm| 44 Comments

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In another thread, someone noticed this poorly thought out hyperlink:

Someone gussy this up and send it to Fail Blog.

Also, I am really enjoying season 1 of Heroes- although I still can not figure out what super power I would want. I am sort of a clumsy oaf, so the regeneration that Clair has would be nice, but there is something appealing about being invisible and not having to deal with people. I am afraid of heights, so flying is out of the question. Painting the future sounds cool, too, since I have always wanted to be able to draw well.

I think regeneration would be the best fit for me.

*** Update ***

We will file this post under humor fail.

*** Update ***

Why don’t they just go back in time and strangle Silar in the crib?

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Morning Thread

by Tim F|  December 19, 20089:42 am| 45 Comments

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No more hathos today. Here’s some opiate for the nerds.

Chat about whatever.

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Department Of Small Mercies

by Tim F|  December 18, 200811:27 pm| 53 Comments

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As far as I can tell the sugar-ish coating on Tylenol Severe Sinus Congestion & Pain pills tastes pretty good. Better than Advil and miles better than cough syrup’s cloying aftertaste.

How is your week going?

***Update***

Because I want you all to feel the way I do.

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The Mystical Secret To Economic Growth

by Tim F|  December 16, 20089:51 pm| 35 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Open Threads

Kevin Drum on the economy.

This isn’t just a matter of social justice. It’s a matter of facing reality. If we want a strong economy, we can only get it over the long term if we figure out a way for the benefits of economic growth to flow to everyone, not just the rich. This is, by far, Barack Obama’s biggest economic challenge. Until median wages start rising steadily and consistently, we haven’t gotten ourselves back on track

In other words, the secret to sustainable economic growth is to make sure that a ton of people have a modest amound of disposable income. Having a few of people with a shitload of income, while the rest worry about medical bankruptcy, worked out less well.

As with so many things (to pick the most recent example, this) I have some thin hope that help is finally on the way.

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I Predict That in 2012 Gay Asian Jews with African-American Ancestry Will Vote For….

by John Cole|  December 4, 200812:45 pm| 36 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Clown Shoes

Michael Barone, rambling in US News:

Chambliss’s Win in Georgia Shows Obama’s Diminishing Coattails

Saxby Chambliss has won the Georgia runoff by a 57.4 percent-to-42.6 percent margin with 97 percent of precincts reporting. That’s a margin of 14.8 percentage points, far greater than the 49.8 percent-to-46.8 percent margin that Chambliss led by in the November 4 voting, and it’s well above the 53 percent to 46 percent that was projected for the runoff on pollster.com.

Chambliss’s victory over Jim Martin means that the Democrats will not get 60 seats in the Senate, even if Al Franken somehow manages to overcome Norm Coleman’s circa 300-vote lead in the Minnesota recount. Franken’s only apparent recourse is to the courts or to the full Senate; I doubt he’ll get anywhere in the courts, and I doubt that Barack Obama will want the Democrats to take on a bruising partisan fight to get a 59th seat in the Senate (though labor leaders, eager to pass the card check bill and knowing that Arlen Specter voted to cut off the filibuster against it in the outgoing Congress, may press for that).

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The bottom line: The Obama campaign did a magnificent job of turning out black voters in rural and small-town counties in Virginia, North Carolina, and Georgia for the November 4 election. But it was not able to replicate those results in the Georgia runoff. Black turnout pretty much matched white turnout in the inner Atlanta area, where black political organizations have been active for many years, but it failed to do so in the outer suburbs with increasing black majorities and in North Georgia counties with few blacks. Black turnout did match statewide levels in black-majority cities in southern Georgia, but not enough to outweigh similar white turnout in adjacent suburban counties. As the analysts at NBC News suggest, Obama coattails that were helpful to many newly elected Democrats in the South in November 2008 may not be so helpful to them in 2010 and any special elections that occur between now and then.

That suggests another hypothesis: that the Obama turnout effort among blacks may not be replicable. You can only vote to elect the first black president once.

Unless you agree completely to the hypothesis, wouldn’t the Chambliss GE and then the run-off suggest the STRENGTH of Obama’s coattails? Obama was on the ticket for one, and not the other. Which one did Martin do better in? Additionally, doesn’t the President’s party generally lose seats in the mid-term, anyway?

Seems mighty strange to assert something about the voting patterns of a block of people in an election to be held four years from now, based on, well, speculation. I guess the pundits are as bored as we are right now.

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A Flashback

by John Cole|  December 2, 20083:05 pm| 101 Comments

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I was talking to some folks about old Public Service Announcements, and this came up:

How many of you remember this?

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Michael Steele, Meet Your Party

by Michael D.|  December 2, 20087:45 am| 33 Comments

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The nutters are getting their panties in a wad:

The Republican National Coalition for Life and the Rev. Donald Wildmon’s American Family Association both have came out against Mr. Steele because he and former New Jersey Gov. Christine Todd Whitman were co-chairmen of the centrist Republican Leadership Council and because of his unclear comments about abortion on “Meet the Press.”

A separate e-mail being sent to RNC members notes that the Log Cabin Republicans, a group that advocates for same-sex marriage and other homosexual issues, has embraced Mr. Steele’s candidacy.

He’s black, sympathetic to gays, pro-life, but not not rabidly so – exactly what the Republican Party needs, right? Well, I hope they don’t choose him. I hope they choose the most fucking right-wing lunatic they can find so that the rot that has become the Republican Party can fester in the wilderness for a couple decades or so. (via)

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