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J.C. Watts Returns? via Ben

by John Cole|  October 10, 200210:39 am| Leave a Comment

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J.C. Watts Returns? via Ben Domenech:

As Rep. J.C. Watts Jr. brings his brief but high-profile tenure in Congress to a close by retiring this year, he is leaving the door open to running for the U.S. Senate in the future. The Oklahoma Republican, who as chairman of the House Republican Conference is the top-ranking black member of Congress and the only black Republican, said in a morning coffee with editors and reporters at The Washington Times that he could see the timing working out six years from now.

Has anyone contacted Harry Belafonte for his opinion?

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The Vodkapundit is back, leaving

by John Cole|  October 10, 200210:35 am| Leave a Comment

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The Vodkapundit is back, leaving me only one question:

What is the significance of being listed as a micro-brew?

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Scrappleface on certain Senator’s ‘Principled

by John Cole|  October 10, 200210:30 am| Leave a Comment

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Scrappleface on certain Senator’s ‘Principled Opposition to the Iraq Resolution’:

Two Senate opponents of the Bush administration’s use-of-force resolution against Iraq say they will support the measure now that Mr. Bush has buckled under pressure, and given in to opposition demands.

Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, and Sen. Chuck Hagel, R-NE, each said they would support the resolution when it comes up for a vote later this week.

“Before, the president wanted to work with the United Nations to enforce its sanctions, and prevent Iraq’s use of weapons of mass destruction,” said Sen. Kerry. “I couldn’t, in good conscience, support that. But now that he wants to work with the United Nations to enforce its sanctions, and prevent Iraq’s use of weapons of mass destruction, I’m on board. We’re all glad the President has come around to our way of thinking.”

Kerry and Hagel to their anti-war voters: ‘The polls made me do it.’

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Better Than Comedy Central One

by John Cole|  October 10, 200210:17 am| Leave a Comment

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Better Than Comedy Central

One of the reasons I love MSNBC is the great comedy they provide. Whether it be Rick Sanchez’s bizarre and childish gesticulations and facial expressions, or Ashleigh Banfield’s (aka the Bimbo Broadcaster) utter inability to ask a coherent question, they have great polls every day like today’s:

“Does the D.C. Sniper scare you?”

Tomorrow’s question- “Are you a carbon-based life form?”

Also, MSNBC is now covering the story behind the story- is the press helping or hurting the sniper investigation? Is there another profession with the same amount of institutional narcissism (other than politics)?

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Wallowing in Filthy Lucre Like

by John Cole|  October 10, 200210:02 am| Leave a Comment

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Wallowing in Filthy Lucre Like the Pigs That They Are:

WASHINGTON, Oct. 9

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Giulianesque- (joo- lee- ah- nehsk)

by John Cole|  October 10, 20029:53 am| Leave a Comment

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Giulianesque- (joo- lee- ah- nehsk) adj. Exhibiting previously unknown or underappreciated qualities of compassion and competence at a time of great public upheaval.

There you go- my contribution to the English language.

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The Instapundit links to this

by John Cole|  October 10, 20029:48 am| Leave a Comment

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The Instapundit links to this first-hand account of the police efforts in the D.C. Sniper Case:

It’s getting to the point around here where people driving white vans have been pulled over multiple times, so much so that a reporter asked a question of Montgomery County’s Chief Moose: were officials going to institute a system so that vans wouldn’t be pulled over multiple times? As of a few days ago, he said “no,” they had no such system in place.

Profiles are tools to help cops predict the perpetrator’s next move. They aren’t pretexts for searches. As a 25-35 unmarried white male who owns two handguns (and might at some point in the future own a long gun), I don’t think that, because I may fit the very vague profile, I should be subject to searches, seizures, stops, or other kinds of questioning.

I tend to agree with him.

One point about Chief Moose, though. I normally do not find many reasons to praise police (I think the state of policework in this country is generally deplorable), but I must admit that there is something I really like aboiut Chief Moose. He seems competent, confident, compassionate, reolute, determined, focussed, and fair. He reminds me of an old 1st Sergeant- I can’t think of higher praise than that. At any rate, if you disagree with me, just try this- compare Moose to the freckle-faced half-wit from D.C. who ran the Chandra Levy investigation. In that light, Chief Moose seems almost Giulianesque.

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