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Euro 2020 Football (Soccer)

Euro 2020 Football (Soccer) Semi-Finals: England v Denmark

by Anne Laurie|  July 7, 20212:45 pm| 185 Comments

This post is in: Euro 2020 Football (Soccer), Sports

It’s #Euro2020 semi-final day for England and Denmark!https://t.co/dHWaRPrgn5 pic.twitter.com/E5uXQl4WEc

— PA Dugout (@PAdugout) July 7, 2021

Of course England is heavily favoured, but Denmark fans insist they won’t give up easily…

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Euro 2020 Football (Soccer) Semi-Finals: Italy v Spain

by Anne Laurie|  July 6, 20212:45 pm| 157 Comments

This post is in: Euro 2020 Football (Soccer), Sports

Both #EURO2020 semi-finals will be held at Wembley. ?

Let’s take a look back at the best performance at the stadium so far this tournament. ??????? pic.twitter.com/6QZRY2R89P

— A View from the Euros (@TheTerraceTV) July 5, 2021

Playing at Wembley Stadium in London. (England v Denmark in the same stadium, tomorrow — doubt there will be much office work accomplished in the UK Wednesday… )

Italy seems to be the logical favorite, but Spain might be classed as beloved underdogs?

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Euro 2020 Quarter Finals: Ukraine v England

by Anne Laurie|  July 3, 20212:45 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Euro 2020 Football (Soccer), Open Threads, Sports

The #EURO2020 quarter-final match Ukraine v England on Saturday, July 3 #AFPgraphics pic.twitter.com/kLla6wF2P1

— AFP News Agency (@AFP) July 3, 2021

Playing in Rome, with England favored. I guess that this, if any, match will attract some attention from you guys…

All roads lead to Wembley ⏳

First semifinal: Italy ? Spain
Second semifinal: ❓

Will it be Ukraine or England playing in the second #EURO2020 semifinal against the winner of the Czech Republic vs Denmark match? ?

— SuperSport ? (@SuperSportTV) July 3, 2021

After this, play resumes with semi-finals next Tuesday. Bad timing for American watchers!

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Euro 2020 Quarter Finals: Czech Republic v Denmark

by Anne Laurie|  July 3, 202111:45 am| 61 Comments

This post is in: Euro 2020 Football (Soccer), Open Threads, Sports

The #EURO2020 quarter-final match Czech Republic – Denmark on Saturday, July 3 #AFPgraphics pic.twitter.com/jWuNIEf032

— AFP News Agency (@AFP) July 3, 2021

Playing in Baku Olympic Stadium, for what I’m sure are reasons. Czechs seem to be the favorites, but of course the Danes have sentiment on their side this year.

Then and now ?

Four and a half years since @tomassoucek28 made his senior national team debut in a friendly match against Denmark in November 2016. It finished 1:1.

How it will end on Saturday in the #EURO2020 Quarter-final? pic.twitter.com/1SGT1NXruR

— Czech Football National Team (@ceskarepre_eng) July 2, 2021

Proud dane alert ?? With the unity of Denmark and what they’ve been through as a team, I believe they can go all the way. Give my latest column with @guardian a read to get my take on the #Euro2020 so far. Hope you enjoy it! https://t.co/7A8fsK815J

— Pernille Harder (@PernilleMHarder) July 1, 2021

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Elsewhere, Copa America is also in quarter-finals. I haven’t been paying attention, but this crossed political twitter:

Gabriel Jesus is given a straight red after this foul ? pic.twitter.com/EgMJn4mFFI

— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) July 3, 2021


Brazil won over Chile, 1-0, despite playing with 10 men.

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Euro 2020 Quarter-Finals Open Thread: Belgium v Italy

by Anne Laurie|  July 2, 20212:45 pm| 68 Comments

This post is in: Euro 2020 Football (Soccer), Open Threads

?? Italy = quarter-finalists! ?

? 12 consecutive wins for the Azzurri

Tournament favourites? ?❓#EURO2020 pic.twitter.com/lmGRm6lHE6

— UEFA EURO 2020 (@EURO2020) June 26, 2021

This game in Munich, two strong teams, and unfortunatley the ‘winner’ may turn out to be Coronavirus…

?? Belgium = quarter-finalists! ???#EURO2020 pic.twitter.com/LjmJMwlMQk

— UEFA EURO 2020 (@EURO2020) June 27, 2021

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Euro 2020 Quarter-Finals Open Thread: Switzerland v Spain

by Anne Laurie|  July 2, 202111:35 am| 69 Comments

This post is in: Euro 2020 Football (Soccer), Open Threads, Sports

The matches of the 1/4 Championship UEFA EURO 2020™
begin ?

The national teams of Switzerland and Spain will meet on one field, and Belgium and Italy will meet on the other.

Who will advance to the semifinals? ?#EURO2020 #ToBeautifulMoments #vivoSuperTime pic.twitter.com/FPFvqlwcPs

— #vivoSuperTime (@Vivomobile_SA) July 2, 2021

It feels like years… but it’s been three days… ??

The #Euro2020 quarter-finals are here! ??#SWI v #ESP#BEL v #ITA #bbceuro2020

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) July 2, 2021

Playing at the St. Petersburg Stadium, which I assume means there will be mordant humor on Russian expat twitter. Spain seems to be the favorite, but as ever, what do I know?

?? Spain’s stand-out performer at EURO 2020 so far? ?#EURO2020 pic.twitter.com/xnGikRUhcV

— UEFA EURO 2020 (@EURO2020) July 1, 2021

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Euro 2020 Round of 16 Open Thread: Sweden v Ukraine

by Anne Laurie|  June 29, 20212:45 pm| 102 Comments

This post is in: Euro 2020 Football (Soccer), Open Threads, Sports

Scorcher in Glasgow. Hope Sweden and Ukraine packed the factor 50. ? #SWEUKR #EURO2020 https://t.co/wgHauX0lYb

— Phil Gordon (@PJG_Sport) June 29, 2021

Sweden defender Lustig comes home to Glasgow to face Ukraine at #Euro2020

by @gdunbarap #SWE #UKR
https://t.co/HQcgn3juVW

— AP Sports (@AP_Sports) June 29, 2021

Yesterday…

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Spain beats Croatia 5-3 in extra time. #ESP vs. #CRO

Full story by @MattiasKaren: https://t.co/ec96YQORNY pic.twitter.com/1bs2kcfpBi

— AP Sports (@AP_Sports) June 28, 2021

Even the Swiss keeper was shocked to have won.

(He did come off his line a bit there…)pic.twitter.com/3NMNxoRzkN

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) June 28, 2021

When a match ends 5-3 in extra time, 99% of the world can’t shut up about what a glorious affair it’s been.
The 1% is us, goalkeepers, who silently listen to pieces of our souls fizzle and dissolve in the boundless oceans of bubbling hate.

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) June 28, 2021

Matteo Pessina’s goal celebration becomes a sensation back in Italy.

Full story by @DaniellaMatar: https://t.co/YEkfP1cjJq pic.twitter.com/4bMX5iVFft

— AP Sports (@AP_Sports) June 28, 2021

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