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You would normally have to try pretty hard to self-incriminate this badly.

You cannot shame the shameless.

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you do not.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

Republicans choose power over democracy, every day.

The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

If ‘weird’ was the finish line, they ran through the tape and kept running.

She burned that motherfucker down, and I am so here for it. Thank you, Caroline Kennedy.

I don’t recall signing up for living in a dystopian sci-fi novel.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

We do not need to pander to people who do not like what we stand for.

I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

Wait, what?

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

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More Intelligent Design

by John Cole|  August 12, 20052:19 am| 77 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology, General Stupidity

And our favorite state politican is back in the headlines today. Utah State Senator Chris Buttars (R-West Jordan), who has spent the entire summer auditioning for the role of village idiot, is once again leading the charge to introduce ‘divine design’ into Utah biology classes:

If human evolution is taught in biology class, then the idea of an intelligent force creating the universe ought to be taught in philosophy or another required class, a Utah senator told state school officials Wednesday.

But State Office of Education leaders, who met with Sen. Chris Buttars, R-West Jordan, on the matter, don’t want to add that instruction, curriculum director Brett Moulding said.

If the two sides can’t compromise, Buttars says he’ll carry a legislative bill to make sure that they do.

“Legislation is a last resort,” Buttars said. “I’m still working on it, but I’m really not highly hopeful we’ll come to a consensus.”

Considering his first resort was to publicly make an ass out of himself repeatedly, and then, just for good measure, go to the editorial page of USA Today and give the whole nation a dose of his foolishness, you can imagine how eager I am to see what the ‘last resort’ will look like.

Although I have to admit- watching Sen. Buttars and the Utah BOE argue over the educational merits of Nietzche v. C.S. Lewis might be entertaining enough to galvanize my support for any legislation he might propose.

*** Update ***

Leon Wieseltier in TNR:

The cunning souls who propound intelligent design are playing with fire, because they have introduced intelligence into the discussion. It is a standard to which they, too, must be held. The theory of intelligent design must itself be intelligently designed. I cannot judge the soundness of their science, but that is not the only standpoint from which they must be judged. Their science, after all, is pledged to a philosophy. Philosophically speaking, I do not see that they have demonstrated what they congratulate themselves for demonstrating. The “argument from design,” the view that the evidence for the existence of God may be found in the organization of the natural world, is an ancient argument, but philosophers have grasped, at least since the sixth section of the third chapter of the second book of the Critique of Pure Reason, that it may establish only the wisdom of a creator, and not the existence of one. It is impossible, of course, not to marvel at the complexity and the beauty of the natural order; but marveling is not thinking. The mind may recoil from the possibility that all this sublimity came into being by accident, but it cannot, on those grounds alone, rule the possibility out, unless it is concerned only to cure its own pain. (Cosmic accident is also an occasion for awe.) Intelligent design is an expression of sentiment, not an exercise of reason. It is a psalm, not a proof…

I had thought, in my Judaic innocence, that Aquinas had gloriously secured natural causality for the Church once and for all. Now I must suppose that the Church’s unsophisticated new construction of God’s will is a manifestation of God’s wisdom. For His agents on Earth have cultural uses for anti-Darwinism. They think it will make us good, because Darwin makes us bad. No doubt this is why President Bush wants “to expose people to different schools of thought,” and have intelligent design taught alongside evolution: to retard our corruption. But isn’t the idea that morality is founded in nature itself a sin of materialism? And are we to teach other false ideas alongside other true ones? I do not want my son to waste his time on phlogiston. I mean, what is truth? The question is begged yet again, this time by the pomo of Crawford.

Amen.

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Daily Plame Flame Thread

by John Cole|  August 12, 20051:51 am| 11 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Previous Site Maintenance

I had to read every newspaper from east to west to find something new for you, so, all the way from San Diego, today’s installment in the Daily Plame Flame War:

Among the many questions surrounding the investigation into who in the Bush administration leaked the name of an undercover CIA officer is whether President Bush’s top political adviser told his boss the truth about his connection to the case.

Two years ago, the White House denied that Karl Rove played any role, but revelations in the past month have shown that Rove spoke with two journalists about the operative, Valerie Plame. Whether Bush knew the truth while the White House was issuing its denials is not publicly known.

White House spokesman Scott McClellan was so adamant in his denials in September 2003 that he told reporters the president knew that Rove wasn’t involved in the leak.

“How does he know that?” a reporter asked, referring to the president.

“I’m not going to get into conversations that the president has with advisers or staff,” McClellan replied.

Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald questioned Bush a year ago and the prosecutor’s office has questioned Rove repeatedly, so presumably investigators know the answer to what, if anything, Rove told Bush.

Whether Rove shaded the truth with Bush two years ago is a potential political problem. The president so far has stood by Rove’s side, even raising the bar for dismissing subordinates. Two years ago, Bush pledged to fire any leakers, but now he says he would fire anyone who committed a crime.

There ya go. Have at it. And if you don’t like my editing of this post, or you don’t think I have included the ‘right parts’ of the story, or if you think I have selectively edited it, you can just kiss my ass. Or drop ten bucks in the tip jar every time you want to accuse me of something.

I have insomnia, I am exhausted, I am cranky, and this is the flame war thread, after all.

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Chutzpah

by John Cole|  August 12, 20051:46 am| 135 Comments

This post is in: Media

Why do Gail Collins and company think they have any right to offer any damned advice on the construction and contents of the Iraqi constitution.

If they had their way, there would be no Iraqi Constitution, and they have waged their own holy war against Operation Iraqi Freedom since day one.

The nerve of these people.

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Any Media Is Good Media

by John Cole|  August 12, 20051:36 am| 5 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Unless you are Tom DeLay today, who, on the heels of celebrating the forced votes to deliver us the flurry of pork laden bills last week, this week finds himself in hot water with the FEC. Again:

A political committee founded by House Majority Leader Tom DeLay may have improperly spent unregulated “soft money” on get-out-the-vote and fundraising activities, the Federal Election Commission says. A DeLay attorney said Thursday the money has been reimbursed.

Americans for a Republican Majority Political Action Committee “potentially” spent about $203,000 in soft money from its nonfederal account to pay for the political activities and administrative expenses, the FEC found in an audit.

ARMPAC has federal and nonfederal accounts that shared certain expenses. The federal account could contain only money subject to federal contribution limits and from individuals and PACs, or hard money. The nonfederal account was not subject to federal regulation and could accept soft money, which can include contributions from corporations and labor unions.

The FEC audit also found that DeLay’s committee failed to report more than $300,000 in debts owed to 25 vendors and reported its finances erroneously. DeLay attorney Don McGahn said debts were paid but not in the time prescribed by the FEC. The expenses included eight fundraising events, two each held at Four Streams Golf Club in Beallsville, Md., and a resort in Humacao, Puerto Rico, and others in Orlando, Fla., California, New York and Hackberry Creek Country Club in Irving, Texas.

But don’t worry about Tom- he has friends in low places:

Jack Abramoff, the once-powerful Republican lobbyist involved in ethics allegations facing Representative Tom DeLay, was indicted in Florida on Thursday on unrelated fraud charges involving his purchase of a fleet of gambling boats from a businessman who was slain amid bitter wrangling over the sale.

The indictment by a federal grand jury in Fort Lauderdale charges Mr. Abramoff and a business partner with conspiracy and wire fraud in the $147.5 million purchase of the shipping line, SunCruz Casinos, in 2000. They are accused of presenting lenders with a counterfeit document suggesting that they had arranged a $23 million wire transfer to the seller.

‘Restoring honor and dignity’ to the other House on Capitol Hill. More here.

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Really. The NARAL Commercial is Fine…

by John Cole|  August 12, 20051:29 am| 20 Comments

This post is in: Politics

That is why they are pulling it, pronto:

Under pressure to withdraw an advertisement that describes Judge John G. Roberts Jr. as “one whose ideology leads him to excuse violence against other Americans,” an abortion rights advocacy group announced Thursday night that it would replace the advertisement, which had drawn widespread criticism as being false and misleading.

The advocacy group, Naral Pro-Choice America, announced its decision in a letter to Senator Arlen Specter, the Pennsylvania Republican who is chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee and a longtime supporter of abortion rights. Earlier in the day, Mr. Specter urged Naral to withdraw the 30-second spot, calling it “blatantly untrue and unfair.”

In the letter to Mr. Specter, Naral’s president, Nancy Keenan, said that the debate over the spot had “become a distraction from the serious discussion we hoped to have with the American public.”

Seppuku is such a distraction.

The advertisement had prompted intense criticism from Republicans, a handful of Democrats, an independent watchdog group called Factcheck.org, and even some supporters of abortion rights, who said they felt it was hurting their cause. Mr. Specter made that argument in his letter to Ms. Keenan.

The senator wrote, “When Naral puts on such an advertisement, in my opinion it undercuts its credibility and injures the pro-choice cause.”

Some prominent Democrats said they agreed with Mr. Specter. Lanny Davis, a top official in the Clinton administration, said in an interview Thursday that he had been making phone calls to liberal advocacy groups urging them to denounce the advertisement, which he called “inaccurate, filled with innuendo and shameless.”

No kidding.

I should add that Mark Kleiman has about the best defense possible for what I consider a pretty indefensible ad, but even his spirited defense includes the following:

As far as I can tell, the only statement in the NARAL spot that is actually false is its implication that Robert’s ideology leads him to “excuse violence.” The ad also uses images of a later clinic bombing and the face and voice of one of the victims of that bombing, which might lead an unwary viewer to think that Roberts’s intervention had been on behalf of the bomber in that case, which it wasn’t.

Ok, then. Other than the outright falsehood and the attempt to link Roberts to a bomber, the ad is just A-OK.

*** Update ***

EJ Dionne:

Can we please come up with a better way of arguing about Supreme Court nominees?

Fellow liberals, face it: The advertisement created by NARAL, the abortion rights group that opposes John Roberts’s nomination to the Supreme Court, is outrageous. It ties Roberts to people who bombed abortion clinics. If this isn’t guilt by association, I don’t know what is.

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Carnival of the Hillbillies

by John Cole|  August 11, 20058:06 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Excellent Links

I am blogged out for the day, unless something really interesting happens. So, in my stead, I offer you the always excellent Carnival of the Hillbillies.

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Breaking the 11th

by John Cole|  August 11, 20057:10 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

From In The Agora:

Most holidays are occasions for celebration, but ITA announces a new holiday with a grave message. We declare today “Breaking the 11th,” in honor of Ronald Reagan’s famous 11th Commandment, “Thou shalt not speak ill of a fellow Republican.” Of course, Reagan himself often broke this rule, with good reason, and so shall we.

With Republican control of the House, Senate, and Presidency, perhaps now more than ever in recent history, it is important for rank-and-file Republicans to loudly proclaim our dissatisfaction with the way our leadership have become heady with unchecked power. Too often these days, we are asked to support the Party as an end rather than a means. And also too often, the policies, positions, and rhetoric of our elected Republicans run contrary to the principles that lead us to identify with the Grand Old Party. And, unfortunately, too often Republicans are complacent or silent in the face of such betrayal.

Heh. I think I am automatically in… My question- what is my excuse the other 30 days of the month?

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