Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“Perhaps I should have considered other options.” (head-desk)

Sometimes the world just tells you your cat is here.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Fear or fury? The choice is ours.

Every decision we make has lots of baggage with it, known or unknown.

The press swings at every pitch, we don’t have to.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

The words do not have to be perfect.

You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

The low info voters probably won’t even notice or remember by their next lap around the goldfish bowl.

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

Fight for a just cause, love your fellow man, live a good life.

We will not go quietly into the night; we will not vanish without a fight.

She burned that motherfucker down, and I am so here for it. Thank you, Caroline Kennedy.

“But what about the lurkers?”

The rest of the comments were smacking Boebert like she was a piñata.

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

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I went to go see LOTR today, and guess what? Every showing is sold out. You know why? Because they gave precisely ONE FRIGGING SCREEN for what everyone knows will be the best movie of the year. One screen.

Have no fear, though. If you want to sit through 2 hours of sophomoric penis jokes, there are plenty of seats available for Rob Schneider’s The Hot Chick. An entire wasted screen for someone who can’t even spell funny, let alone entertaining.

Bastards.

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