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And People Take Advice From

by John Cole|  December 20, 20026:47 pm| Leave a Comment

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And People Take Advice From This Woman?

How awful. The mother of everybody’s favorite loudmouth physiologist, Dr. Laura, appears to have been murdered in her home. Her body has been rotting in the apartment for months, undiscovered, while her obnoxious daughter, the most odious of the family values mouthpieces, inflicts her cruel vision and disgusting version of pop psychology on demented listeners across the country.

Getting advice on family matters from Dr. Laura is as dumb as having racial sensitivity courses run by Trent Lott.

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