• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

We will not go back.

You cannot love your country only when you win.

Compromise? There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

I don’t recall signing up for living in a dystopian sci-fi novel.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

She burned that motherfucker down, and I am so here for it. Thank you, Caroline Kennedy.

I swear, each month of 2025 will have its own history degree.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

The real work of an opposition party is to oppose.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

This country desperately needs a functioning fourth estate.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Mobile Menu

  • 4 Directions VA 2025 Raffle
  • 2025 Activism
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2025 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Foreign Affairs / The French Say: What Do We Get out of This?

The French Say: What Do We Get out of This?

by John Cole|  February 5, 20038:41 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

FacebookTweetEmail

Again, Steyn nails it:

There are many idiotic incoherent leaders in the world, several of them francophone (hint), but Jacques Chirac is not among them. Say what you like about M. le President — call him irresponsible, call him unreliable, throw in shifty, devious, corrupt, and almost absurdly conceited. But he’s not stupid. The issue for the French is very straightforward: What’s in it for us?

The answer to that may vary, but frame the question as a negative and the reply is always the same: What’s not in it for France is that America should emerge with its present pre-eminence even more enhanced. France is in the business of la gloire de la republique, and right now the main obstacle to that is the post-Soviet unipolar geopolitical settlement. They are not temperamentally suited to being anyone’s sidekick: If Tony Blair wants to play Athens to America’s Rome, or Tonto to Bush’s Lone Ranger, or Sandy the dog to Dubya’s Little Orphan Annie, fine. The French aren’t interested in any awards for Best Supporting Actor.

This is not about Saddam. This is not about WMD. This is not about a threat. This is simply about the French exerting what little control they have left. To them, at least.

How do you say spoiled brat in French? Steyn does defend the French, sort of:

The trouble is the cheese-eating surrender paradigm is insufficient. If you want to go monkey fishing, there’s certainly no shortage of Eurowimps: Since the unpleasantness of 60 years ago, the Germans have become as aggressively and obnoxiously pacifist as they once were militarist; they loathe their own armed forces, never mind anybody else’s. But France is one of only five official nuclear powers in the world, a status it takes seriously. When Greenpeace were interfering with French nuclear tests in the Pacific, they blew up the damn boat. Even I, a right-wing detester of the eco-loonies, would balk at killing the buggers.

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « My Favorite Headline
Next Post: Laugh of the Week »

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - Albatrossity - Landscapes, Global 1
Photo by Albatrossity (1/31/26)

Mary Peltola Alaska Senate

Donate

Order Your Pet Calendars!

Order Calendar A

Order Calendar B

 

Recent Comments

  • mrmoshpotato on Tuesday Night Open Thread (Jan 21, 2026 @ 12:56am)
  • frosty on Tuesday Night Open Thread (Jan 21, 2026 @ 12:53am)
  • YY_Sima Qian on Tuesday Night Open Thread (Jan 21, 2026 @ 12:48am)
  • way2blue on War for Ukraine Day 1,426: Kyiv Blacked Out (Jan 21, 2026 @ 12:46am)
  • Ramona on Tuesday Night Open Thread (Jan 21, 2026 @ 12:45am)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
On Artificial Intelligence (7-part series)

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)
Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix
Rose Judson (podcast)

Mary Peltola Alaska Senate

Donate

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Privacy Manager

Copyright © 2026 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!